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Believe in yourself. There may be people who tell you
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that you have to have a platform already, or you
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need to be rich, or you need to be well-connected,
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you need to know people in the industry. There are
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always going to be people who don't want you to
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succeed because they have given up on their own dreams.
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I cannot guarantee you that you will succeed if you
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keep trying, but if you quit, if you give up
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on yourself, I do guarantee that you will fail.
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Welcome to WriterCon, a gathering place for writers to share
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their knowledge about writing and the writing world. Do you
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have a desire to write? Every successful writer started with
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their first book. All it takes is determination and knowledge,
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and WriterCon can provide that knowledge. Your hosts are number
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one national bestselling writer William Bernhardt, author of more than
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60 books, including The Superman Wars, and Laura Bernhardt, award-winning
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author of The Wantland Files series and Shadow of the Taj.
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Thank you, Jesse Ulrich. Hey there, writers.
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Boy, this Bela Lugosi thing is not working at all,
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but thanks for joining us today. This is our last
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episode before Halloween, so I thought we should stir up
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something spooky, kind of have a Halloween episode.
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You know?
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Jesse, I like the hat, by the way.
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Thank you.
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People just listening to this on audio are missing out.
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How do you and Spot celebrate Halloween?
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Oh, normally we either, we either like, we usually go
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to a person's house of our collection of friends who
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don't have kids and hand out candy at that particular
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house and sort of moves around. It also depends on
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whether it's in the middle of the week or near
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a weekend, um, you know, so, uh, but normally the,
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the handing out of candy and probably a, a watching
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of a Halloween themed movie of sorts.
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The handing of candy to adults who don't have children.
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No, two kids who come to the house or whatever
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house we are at. So one year, uh, uh, uh,
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our neighbors and I just sat in our front yard
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and handed out candy.
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Cause it was a nice night.
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And we were like, you know, And they have dogs,
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and so they didn't want the doorbell to be rung 18,000 times,
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so we just sat out there.
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That was fun.
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People come, probably talk to you a little bit.
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Yeah.
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It's nice and warm. Yeah.
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It is nice.
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Do you have a favorite Halloween movie?
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Hmm.
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Favorite Halloween movie.
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I have a soft spot for Theater of Blood, but,
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you know, it's Vincent Price plus Shakespeare, so what's not
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to love?
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I mean, the only.
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the only movie i can think of right now i
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guess no hold on there's practical magic and then there's
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the other one um uh with like bett midler and
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whatnot hocus pocus hocus pocus yeah so i say hocus
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pocus probably it's a good it's a classic.
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Super fun and it has a cat in it.
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It does have a catnet perfect.
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Yes i'm wearing a cat today of course you sure
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are and we all have cats Laura, what have you
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picked out? You usually costume for Halloween. What's it going
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to be this year?
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That's true. We did Morticia and Gomez Adams not too
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long ago. I've done Harley Quinn. That was a good one.
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I just had to try to costume for our karaoke song,
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so I was searching for a Jasmine-esque blouse. What do
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you think? What should I dress up as? I've done
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Alice in Wonderland before. What should I do this year?
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I mean, you should save Harley until my Batman.
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Book is out, clearly.
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Fair, yes. Okay, I'll withhold that.
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Other than that, I don't know. Your Morticia was very good, though.
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It was fun.
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Maybe I'll revisit that.
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You kind of embodied the part I felt.
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I don't think anybody, I think I just scared the kids.
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Maybe I should not try to do the character.
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All right. Speaking of nothing, that's the worst segue ever.
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But in the interview today, we're talking with Anne Aguirre,
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who is the New York Times and USA Today bestselling
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author of many books, most recently the Hocus Pocus Handbook,
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which is sort of a mystery comedy romance. We'll talk
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to her about her new offering and all her many
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other books. But first, the news. News story number one,
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agencies are resigning from the AALA as agents are changing
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the ethics code. Now, those of you who listen to
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the podcast regularly may already understand what we're talking about.
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AALA is the American Literary Association of American Literary Agents. Remember,
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all reputable organization, all reputable agents are going to be
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members of. But as we covered earlier this year, they
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are rewriting their ethics codes. And the one that's drawing
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attention is the provision that allows, under some circumstances, for
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literary agencies to take money from their clients. The problem
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that's really bothering people, I think, is the idea of
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agents being able to charge editing fees. Like you submit
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your manuscript, they edit it, you pay them, and then
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submit that revised manuscript to the agent who may or
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may not be inclined to take it. They've already got
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your money. Anyway, this doesn't sound right. And at least
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one agency has resigned in protest, and I think many
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others will in the future. This is a quote from
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the press release they released, and I apologize if I'm
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mispronouncing names. Quote, Distell, Gutterich, and Barrett has made the
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difficult decision to resign from membership in the AALA. We
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firmly believe that literary agents need to be held to
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high ethical standards in their dealings with authors. To us,
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that means there must be no conflict of interest in
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the services we provide to And now I'm going to
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skip ahead where they say we cannot support these things, including, quote,
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the new canon allows agents who have separate editorial businesses
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to charge editorial fees with the potential. It may or
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may not happen, but it could happen with the potential
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to then sign those authors as clients and retain their fees.
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That's what's really bothering them. Laura, you've worked as an
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editor before. though I suspect you've never edited someone and
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then offered to agent them or publish them.
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What do you think about this?
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It feels a little wrong. It feels a little dubious
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to me. I thought the idea was that if someone
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believed in your project, they would take it on and
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then work with you to the fruition of that book.
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I'd say, yeah. Conflict of interest is what was running
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through my head as well, which I heard you saying
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in their press release too. It seems like, I mean,
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if somebody wants to edit on the side, fine, that's great.
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But it just doesn't seem right to say, why don't
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you pay me to edit it? And then I'll think
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about taking it to see if we can get it
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picked up somewhere by a publisher.
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That is what's bothering people for sure. um it seems
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like uh and i understand where this is coming from
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because a lot of literary agents are scrambling right now
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right self-publishing has become so endemic that people no longer
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need the gatekeeper to get published.
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I mean you do if you want to be in
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the big.
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Five publishers but not for a smaller publisher not for
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a self-publisher so they're looking for new revenue streams but
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jesse is this kind of like uh you offering to
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record somebody's audio book for a fee. And then if
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it turns out well, you offer to publish it or.
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Something like that. Yeah.
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The part that's missing is if you're going to offer
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this to an author, you have to also, you also
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have to be their agent. Like it has to be,
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I understand wanting to bring everything sort of in house,
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which I feel like it kind of was already. Like
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if you've got an agent and they decided to, represent you,
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they would help you find an editor who they probably
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also either already knew or was.
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In their agency.
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But this feels like bringing all the different parts of
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book publishing into agencies, which is not necessarily what they
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were originally designed to do.
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Well, the agency could accept the client first and then
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edit their manuscript, but could they charge for it? Because
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the agent's payment for whatever they do is supposed to
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be the 10 to 20% that they're taking from you
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once they've sold the book.
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Yeah, so yeah, that gets weird and awkward for sure.
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Yeah, complicated. News story number two. Amazon KDP, that's the
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agency through which self-publishers often self-publish their books to Amazon.
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KDP is now limiting authors to a mere two titles
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per week per format. Format meaning paperback, hardcover, e-book. You're
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going to have two paperbacks a week, two new hardcovers
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a week, two new e-books.
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Only two.
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This probably relates to, you remember the story earlier this
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year where we found out that four million books were
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published at Amazon last year, and at least three million
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of them were AI written. And so now we're Amazon
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is not striking a blow against AI. They're okay with
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IA written books in the whole or part. Although if
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you admit it, they will post that on your sales page.
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But now perhaps because there's just too many of them,
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they're limiting you to two titles a week to quote,
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help maintain a positive publishing experience for authors, which I
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guess means not making a so cluttered. Nobody can find anything.
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I mean, in 2025, they set the limit to only
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10 titles per week, but apparently that wasn't enough to
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stop some people, so now it's two a week. I mean,
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the only way anybody could write two books a week
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is if they're churning out complete garbage that's unedited or
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if they're using AI. And even if you're writing by AI, seriously,
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more than two a week? Jesse, has the time come
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when we need to distinguish established publishers from people who
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are publishing themselves? One of the things I like about
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the internet is that it's not snob publisher focused. Most
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people don't even notice the publishing house. But maybe we
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need to. We're going to need some way to distinguish
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a real book from a book from somebody who's AI
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generating several things a week, don't we?
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Well, this is the problem where the only gatekeeper that
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now exists is the seller. And the seller doesn't really
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have a motivation to limit these things. And so it
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has to be pressure by us, the customers, to tell
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Amazon to stop it, right? And again, I would love
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to hear Amazon's answer for why they moved that one
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limit from like six months ago to this limit, because
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this is still an unnatural limit. No one, not even
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James Patterson is releasing two titles a week, maybe 2000
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a month.
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There might be some publishing houses that do.
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Yeah. Publishing houses can release more.
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But the question that you're asking is, okay, have we
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come full circle again? Are we back to saying, nevermind,
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we only want to have, actual reputable publishers set up.
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We were happy that we had additional ways to bring
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more books into the world, but now it's opened the
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door for AI slop and garbage that nobody wants. This
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is why we can't have nice things. Somebody will always
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take advantage of it. Somebody will always ruin it.
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Amazon's in a terrible spot here. It's a spot of
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their own making, but again, what is their desire and
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reason to limit the amount of books sold on Amazon.
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They make a bit from every book, whether it's AI
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slop or not. So for them, it's all PR at
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this point. And so the only way to make them
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really spend time looking at what they're publishing is to
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yell at them about it. And I imagine that's probably
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what happened and why this limit got changed so quickly
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after the last one.
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Probably right.
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But it's an opportunity, Laura. You think you can come
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up with two books a week?
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You know the answer to that. Absolutely not.
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I'm not sure I could come up with two good premises,
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you know, and then tell AI to go write two
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new premises a week. I mean, gee whiz.
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Doesn't seem possible somehow.
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At my best, I could do about a book a year.
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And we know AI is reading all that garbage, so
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AI is just going to get worse and worse as
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it reads more of itself.
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More and more garbage.
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What's going to happen to humans if people grow up
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reading stuff on that level? Will they even appreciate a
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good book?
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In Craft Corner today, we have a return visit from
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Marty Ludlam, who will discuss how to plant a mini
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mystery inside your story.
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What is a mini mystery?
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Well, he will explain. By the way, for those of
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version of this on YouTube, Marty wanted to use slides.
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Craft Corner.
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Welcome. Today we're talking about how readers love a mini-mystery.
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What's a mini-mystery? Well, I'm glad you asked. I'm Marty Ludlam.
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I wrote the Disco Diva series. I hope you enjoy those.
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The first one is At First I Was Afraid. Yes,
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there's a disco reference there. Out by Babylon Books. The second,
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She Works Hard for the Money, also by Babylon Books.
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Both of those are available on my website, LudlumBooks.net. They're
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also available on Amazon, Barnes & Noble, and everywhere you
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buy books. Now, you might think, wait a second, I
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don't write mysteries. Don't worry, we can't all be perfect.
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But to be honest, this idea is broader than just
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a story that the entire plotline revolves around a mystery.
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It's a mini-mystery. It's a little scene where you leave
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something out for the readers. Readers love to be, or guess,
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one step ahead of the author. They love to figure
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out who the bad guy is, or what is happening
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in a scene, even before the reader reveals it. We
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all love that euphoric feeling. Now, how do you create this?
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The easiest way, no dialogue, no words between the parties.
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Nobody says anything. They say things, you just can't hear it.
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And the easy way to set this up as a
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writer is your point of view narrator, whoever that is
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at the moment, whether it's the hero or the villain
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or someone else, that person is far enough away from
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the action to see it, but not hear the words.
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And as a result, they've got to describe what they see,
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and then the reader follows their conclusion. This is a
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puzzle readers love to do. I'll give you two quick
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examples to show you this in action. Scene 1. Boy
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and a girl. Boy gets down on one knee, pulls
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a little velvet box out of his pocket. The
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steps back, rushes her hands to her face. Now we
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know something's going on, but we can't hear what anybody's saying.
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Now this scene can go one of two ways. So again,
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this is our same setup. Boys on one knee, girls
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hands to her face. In the first ending, she throws
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her arms around the boy's neck. They hug, they kiss,
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they start jumping up and down. That might be a
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different ending for that same scene. So again, the same scene.
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Boy goes down on one knee, girl's hands rush to
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her face. She takes a step back, and another step back,
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and walks quickly away. The boy stands up, puts the
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little velvet box back in his pocket, and walks the
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other way. Now, in neither one of those did you
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have a single syllable of dialogue that you heard. But
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you know exactly what happened. That's what I mean by mini-mystery.
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You don't have to have all the he said, she said,
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he said, she said. You don't even need the dialogue.
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From your description, they know this was a proposal. And
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in the first ending, she said yes. And in the
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second ending, she didn't. Yeah. Powerful, powerful. And to be honest,
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the words only slow the story down. Think you got it?
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Let's look at one more example. Hospital waiting room.
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Yuck.
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Aniseptic. Uncomfortable. A man and a woman sit side by side, quietly.
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Doctor in scrubs enters the room, his forehead damp from sweat.
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He walks up to the couple, and they stand. Think
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we know what's going on? Well, again, we could have
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different endings. In our first one, again, Doctor approaches, forehead
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damp from sweat. The couple stand. The doctor says a
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few words. The woman hugs him vigorously. The man hugs
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them both. The man and woman hug. The man shakes
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the doctor's hand vigorously. The woman hugs the doctor one
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more time, and then the doctor leaves. We know what happened.
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But there could be a different ending. In that same scene,
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the doctor walks up, head damp from sweat. The couple stand.
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The doctor says a few words. The woman falls to
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her knees. The man goes down to his knees, hug
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the woman. The doctor says a few more words and
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walks away. Again, in both of those endings, in neither
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one of them did you get a single word of vocabulary.
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No dialogue between them. But you know exactly what happened.
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That's the power of that mini-mystery. Your description tells the
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reader what happened, even though they couldn't hear a single
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word anyone was saying. Trust me when I say readers love, love,
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love to be able to figure out these puzzles. They
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love to know what's going on or have a guess.
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And again, sometimes they enjoy also being wrong, but they
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love being able to predict what happened instead of you
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just flatly saying, the butler did it. Give your readers
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a chance to solve a mini-mystery. Again, the easy way,
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develop a scene, no dialogue, so the reader has to
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guess what's being said. Your readers will love it. My
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little hint, Make it a scene that has a strong emotion,
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either positive or negative. Makes it easier. Questions? Anything else?
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Contact me, Marty Ludlam, the writer at Gmail. If not,
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I'll see everybody next time.
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Thanks.
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Thanks, Marty. Now let's talk to Anne Aguirre. Anne Aguirre,
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welcome to the podcast.
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Thank you so much for having me. I'm delighted to
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be here.
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We are very privileged and happy and honored to have you. Okay,
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here's our traditional first question. If you could offer writers
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one piece of advice, and at this point you could
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probably offer a lot, but pick one. What's the top
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piece of advice you'd offer writers?
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Believe in yourself. There may be people who tell you
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that you have to have a platform already or you
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need to be rich or you need to be well-connected.
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You need to know people in the industry. There are
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always going to be people who don't want you to
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succeed because they have given up on their own dreams.
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I cannot guarantee you that you will succeed if you
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keep trying. But if you quit, if you give up
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on yourself, I do guarantee that you will fail.
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Great advice.
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Let's talk about your journey a little bit. Did you
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always want to be a writer? I know you've done
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other things. I read that you were a voice actress and,
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more disturbingly, a clown at some point. Were you a
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friendly bozo type clown or an evil Pennywise type clown?
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Well, I have had other jobs, but I did always
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want to be a writer. I wouldn't say that I
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have ever wanted to be a clown. I actually have
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mild chlorophobia, which made it even more traumatizing. Do you
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want the clown story or do you want.
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Oh, let's hear it.
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Yeah.
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I think the listeners would not forgive me if I
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said no to the clown story.
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So basically my sister was a clown and she was
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doing really well with it. And she actually took like
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a training course in how to clown. And she did
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it as a freelance business. She did birthdays. She did
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grand openings of like gas stations or supermarkets and where
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she would blow up balloons and give away snacks and
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just that type of thing. And she was doing so
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well that she had more business than she knew what
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to do with. And for some reason, do not ask
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me why only my sister would know this. She had
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an extra clown suit. And so she just gave me
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the clown suit one day and was like, put this on.
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I have a booking. I can't do it. And I
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was like, I do not want to do this. And
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then she was like, I'll give you $ 40. And back
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in the day, I was earning like $ 3 an hour.
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And I was like, how long do I have to
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wear it? Like maybe two hours. Okay, I am going
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to wear the clown suit. So once I agreed to
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put on the clown suit, I kept putting on the
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clown suit. And when I went back to college, I
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did appearances. As a clown, and it was very funny
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because I drove a 1984 Plymouth Horizon bright orange, which
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is essentially a tiny little hatchback. It was literally a
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clown car. And when you're doing gas station grand openings
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in a clown car. it's not like they have a
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green room for you to get dressed in. So I
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had to put on the full outfit and do my
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makeup in my apartment. So I'll be driving down the
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highway in my little clown car on my way to
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the gas station grand opening. And I just got so
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many looks and people doing double takes as I'm driving.
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And I would just be like, Wow.
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But since you gave up the world of clowning, and
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started writing, you have had tremendous success. You've hit all
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kinds of lists, New York Times, USA Today. You've written
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about every genre there is to write, it appears to me.
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Do you have a favorite?
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Whatever I am writing and enjoying is my current favorite.
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I have a brain that is very eclectic, I'll say.
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Are you familiar with the dog from Up, Doug? who
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said squirrel and then chases something in a different, in
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a direction. That's what my brain does. So I will
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write a particular genre until it stops being fun. And
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then my brain will have a very squirrel idea and
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then I will chase it. And I have been very
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fortunate to turn those squirrel tendencies into a career.
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Well, tell us about the latest, Squirrel Chasing Adventure, your
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newest book, The Hocus Pocus Handbook. That sounds so fun.
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I want to hear about this.
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Well, it is actually part of a duology. Both books
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stand alone, so they can be read on either side.
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But to get the complete story, reading the Hocus Pocus
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handbook and The Only Purple House in Town is suggested.
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But it doesn't really matter which one you read first.
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They are both changeling stories. And what's fun about that
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is I thought about it. And while you often get
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a changeling story, which is, you know, a very special
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Fae person who's raised in the mortal world and they
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have all of these unique abilities and like, why do
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birds suddenly appear every time you are near? It's because
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they're Fae.
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That story has been told a lot, but I could
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not remember it being paired specifically with accounting for the
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person who was stolen and then raised in fairy at
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the same time, like both sides of the coin. And
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I decided it would be fun to do that. And
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also really fun to completely build a Fae, my own
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Fae world from the ground up. And so that's what
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I do in the Hocus Pocus handbook. I had the
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opportunity to do all the Fae world building. And it
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is a grumpy sunshine, slow burn romance as well. Readers
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are really responding to it. And I was just over
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the moon when the team told me that it hit
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the USA Today bestseller list.
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That's so exciting. I'm thrilled for you. but you have
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a number of series as well. You have like the
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Galactic Love series, the Fix It Witches series, Honor series,
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the Razorland trilogy. How do you pick what you're going
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to work on next? Are those still works in progress?
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No, I don't actually have, well, I guess technically the
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serial I'm writing now is part of a new series
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that that is tied to Galactic Love, but the Galactic
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Love trilogy is complete. This next book is just set
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in the same universe. It's not really pivotally related to
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the first trilogy. And I just named it Galactic Love 2,
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Love Harder to be funny, because readers tend to like that. Yes.
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So each of these was just an idea of that
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squirrel moment, right? Like you just had this great idea
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and went after that. Yeah.
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And they, they are those, the ones you've named are
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all written to completion. Now the fix it, which is
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world does tie to the purple house and the hocus
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pocus handbook. They are set in the same pervasive universe.
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And there are a few characters that make appearances, but again,
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if you, haven't read the Fix-It Witches trilogy, you will
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still have a good time reading the other two books.
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What I do find is that readers who come and
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pick up Hocus Pocus, well, then they want to read
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Purple House and then they want to work backwards because
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they want to read like what happened to create the
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world that is existing in this state. And then they
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just enjoy like the backlist.
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That's a nice tribute. It means they like living in
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your world.
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I'll probably start at the, I'm kind of a purist.
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I kind of like to start at the beginning and
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read forward.
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Yeah.
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Well, you're obviously very highly productive. What does your writing
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day look like?
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It used to be really organized. You know, I would,
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I would have a routine and I would get up
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and take care of the pets and then immediately go
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to my office and write for like, you know, four
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to five hours. I don't do that anymore, mainly because
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I have so many more balls in the air. Now
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that I'm in Washington and, because I'm in grad school
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full time. I just did a book tour. I also
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do pro bono work as a certified advocate with survivors
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of domestic violence. I also do community reach with our
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unhoused neighbors in Bellingham. I cook for a mutual aid
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group and they distribute meals. And then I also keep
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snack kits in my car that I give out when
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I'm out running errands. And so I just have so
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many more pieces that I'm currently making fit that basically
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writing is kind of now what I do when I
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have a chance to sit down. Like I'm just running
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and doing other things. And then when I find myself
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at my laptop, I'm like, okay, let's see how much
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work I can get before I fall asleep. type of thing.
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Right.
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Those are all really admirable pursuits, though. I mean, if
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you're fighting to find time to write, I mean, that's
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a really good reason why.
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Do you outline or any kind of preparation or do
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you just go for it?
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I am what I like to jokingly call a planter.
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which is a combination of a plotter and a pantser.
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My process is this. When I go into a book,
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I know what the opening scene is, and I know
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what the ending scene is. Everything from point A to
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point Z is a question mark. I will write the
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entire first act freestyle, just kind of getting to know
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the characters, and like seeing their personalities and their styles
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and that kind of thing. Then that takes me to
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act two, which I affectionately call the swampy middle of doom.
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If I don't.
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Want the swampy middle of doom to turn into this
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really boring, draggy, overly padded nonsense, then I need to evaluate, okay,
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this is where I ended act one. I know what
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I need to happen at the end of act two. Three.
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So what kind of pacing do I need in order
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to keep the reader engaged? At that point, I wouldn't
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say I do any outlining, but I kind of basically
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do some briefs. That are like, you know, chapter 11,
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they encounter a shocking truth and then there's an argument.
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Chapter 12, they do some research and they reach out
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to someone's uncle who knows the family secrets. And like,
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I'll do that type of thing all through act two.
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00:33:40.329 --> 00:33:43.940
And as I'm
writing, like sometimes my educated guess was
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completely way off the mark and I'll have a much
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better idea in the shower. And I'm like, okay, no,
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this is not the place for a road trip. This
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is where I am going to do something else entirely.
553
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Yeah.
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That's, that's writing though. But you start with at least something, right?
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And then, of course, it modifies. Okay, we've made it
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to the lightning round where I get to ask my
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ridiculous questions that may or may not have anything to
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do with writing. But I've been waiting all day to
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ask you.
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No pressure.
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If you could jump into a time machine and change anything,
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do anything, what would you do?
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I feel like that... I should say that I want
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to go and do something really important. Like, I don't know,
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kill someone who does terrible things. But I feel like
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I would really rather just go to Paris in the
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20s and just kind of soak it all in. when
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all like the jazz culture and all the famous writers
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were there in an enclave. And like, I think it
570
00:35:01.179 --> 00:35:03.239
would just be really cool to be part of that
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expat writing community in the twenties and just see it
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all firsthand. And then if I could go back to
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my own time and write an amazing book, like based
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00:35:16.150 --> 00:35:19.869
on firsthand observations, I feel like that would just be
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00:35:19.949 --> 00:35:20.869
a genius move.
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00:35:22.079 --> 00:35:23.340
Well, you made it about writing.
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00:35:23.460 --> 00:35:24.599
See, that was perfect.
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We all just need a time machine.
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That's all right.
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Well, speaking of writers for the past, so you can't
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use Hemingway, Faulkner, Fitzgerald, or anybody who would have been
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in Paris in the.
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1920s, but.
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What writer would you most like to sit.
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Down and have dinner with?
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Living or dead, I'll even let you have two writers
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if you want to.
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00:35:53.070
Just to make it a little easier.
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I think it would be very funny to have dinner
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with Dickens and Shakespeare. I wonder how they would get along.
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I think Dickens might feel threatened.
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For all the plays and the debates about authorship, I
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don't know that I really feel I have a sense
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of a Shakespearean personality.
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Would he.
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Treat Dickens like an upstart or would he be saying, oh,
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this business with the orphans, this is pretty good? I
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don't really know.
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I feel like Dickens would pick a fight with him
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because I think Dickens would feel threatened over who has
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the legacy and I think it would be very funny
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to see Dickens being petty at Shakespeare.
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That would be amazing.
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Great answer. Okay, one more question. What's next from you?
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What are you working on now or what's going to
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come out next?
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Well, I currently have five books that are in different
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stages of the process. I have two books that are
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on submission that are completed. I have a thriller that
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I need to finish revising. I have a novel that
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00:37:09.860 --> 00:37:12.989
it's about halfway done. It's a science fiction romance. That
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00:37:13.030 --> 00:37:15.619
will be the next thing that publishes when I finish it.
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00:37:15.630 --> 00:37:17.110
And then I have.
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A secret project that I cannot discuss at all for
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legal reasons.
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For legal reasons. Oh my gosh. Give us a hint.
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No can do.
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Just a little hint.
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Genre.
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She said not at all.
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Wow.
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Okay.
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I won't mess up your deal.
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00:37:37.489 --> 00:37:40.849
Hey, Anne, thanks for being on the podcast. It's been fun.
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I really appreciate it.
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Thank you so much for your time.
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Just a few parting words. WriterCon 2027 is September 3rd
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through 6th. Long time from now, sort of. But you
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could take advantage of the early bird prices or at
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least go visit the website and see what we've got
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in mind for next year. That's writercon.com. And the small
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group retreat will be May 12th through the 16th. Don't
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forget about the WriterCon newsletter on Substack. Just go visit
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We do a new one every month on many breaking issues,
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they're looking for, all kinds of stuff that might be
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it up and talking about the new issues and books
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Facebook and search for WriterCon, okay? Until next time, keep writing.
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And remember, you cannot fail if you refuse to quit.
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See you next time.