النص الكامل لحلقة August 9th, 2024 - Rick & Bubba Show

it. 00:03:05 Speaker 4: I knew it had burned. Of course she's had to move to this. We all remember that your mama's house burned. 00:03:10 Speaker 5: Sure, everybody realizes that. And you know she got a new house with a pool now. But well you which is some people saying is the cause of me burning the house down. 00:03:20 Speaker 3: But so really, in a way, you did your grandmother favor. 00:03:23 Speaker 5: Sure, and let me tell you how it seems to be on me. This would be I'm probably thirteenth at this time, ten years ago. It seems that on fourth of July I was told to clean up all the leftover fireworks stuff. She used to live on the river, so we're out on the on the dock and we're shooting them off the pier. Okay, it's my job to clean them up. Well, allegedly reported, Okay, I get all the discarded fireworks and put them in one trash bag and looks as though I put it up against the house and some of them were a little hot. Still, okay, And I remember them being a little hot. Okay, I remember them being. 00:04:08 Speaker 4: A little hot. But you thought, I don't I'll burn out. 00:04:11 Speaker 5: Sure, I just got to go down at some point. 00:04:13 Speaker 4: Sure I didn't. 00:04:15 Speaker 5: I don't think I realized that that heat against plastic of a trash bag and a plastic of a trash can, and the plastic or the vinyl on the vinyl siding, they don't set good. 00:04:27 Speaker 4: Again, No, it's gonna end up back. 00:04:29 Speaker 3: All of that stuff will melt. 00:04:30 Speaker 4: So you're saying you didn't know, you really, there was never when it burned down when you were young, you didn't think, oh the trash can. 00:04:37 Speaker 3: Just now it's dawned on you. I bet I burnt my grandmother's house. 00:04:39 Speaker 5: And I also didn't realize that everybody knew it was on me. You see what I'm saying. Everybody, I mean, everybody was like, oh, clearly you you put the trash can in there. 00:04:48 Speaker 4: You burned the house down, so it was definitely the trash can that caught the house on fire. 00:04:51 Speaker 6: The whole family knew you burned your grandmother's house down, but you didn't know it. 00:04:55 Speaker 5: That is the direct cause of her house being no longer. 00:04:58 Speaker 4: And you didn't have to You didn't face that until this year. 00:05:02 Speaker 5: Yeah, and it's hurts. It hurts because I had to look at my grandmother in the face because I thought, all y'all are joking, y'all are trying to get one on me, because you know me again, I refuse to get pulled one off. 00:05:14 Speaker 8: And dramatic when your grandmother lives at the w and. 00:05:21 Speaker 4: Yeah, still visit your living as a gym. 00:05:28 Speaker 9: It is. 00:05:30 Speaker 4: Yeah, it's caught. 00:05:32 Speaker 5: Uh, it's sad looking at my grandmother in the face and going, did do you think I'm the cause of your house burning down? And heard to look at me and say yes. So I just want to apologize to my family. I think that's

where we've been on the wrong foot ever since I was thirsty. 00:05:46 Speaker 6: Well, let me tell your family must be different, but I don't believe mine would keep that secret. 00:05:53 Speaker 4: My dad I would have been reminded of it often that they thought I burned the house. 00:05:57 Speaker 5: And see I found out about it that they you about it all the time. Every time it's brought up, they go, yeah, appreciate you. 00:06:03 Speaker 4: Yes, So you mean you're your your grandma's house burns down and no one ever came in your room. Bust the door and we go, you burned your grandmother's house down. And I said, this is ten years ago. I figured out what is what happened. 00:06:15 Speaker 8: They went to a counselor or a therapist or something, and he said, you should wait until he gets a little more mature before they break it to you. 00:06:27 Speaker 7: Well that's what I was. 00:06:29 Speaker 4: I don't think they waited quite long enough. 00:06:31 Speaker 5: So it's official then, yeah, And I asked her, I said, well, was there any like other possibilities of where the fire could have started? Did you leave it iron on overnight? I mean, because they here's how it did. They they woke up at five o'clock on the fifth and their you know, their house is engulfed. 00:06:48 Speaker 4: So you could have also killed your grandmother. 00:06:50 Speaker 5: They had to escape by their neighbors coming to it's coming to screaming that their house is on fire, and you. 00:06:56 Speaker 8: Did it, and they did the sound of the bottle rockets woke them up right pretty hot? 00:07:04 Speaker 4: Is this where they thought must have been just and hate? 00:07:06 Speaker 6: That would not have happened in my family, Like Monday morning, my dad would say, hey, hey, son, you was out there playing in fireworks. You put them in that trash can because that's where the fire started. 00:07:15 Speaker 4: You mama back killed her. So I'd be like, oh uh, I realized. 00:07:20 Speaker 5: That I don't have a great relationship with my grandmother now, and I think it's because of that. 00:07:24 Speaker 3: My grandmother made me eat firework. 00:07:30 Speaker 5: So I just want to apologize to the entire family this many years later. Yeah, I'm sorry. 00:07:34 Speaker 6: There any other secrets you did to know about Jess. 00:07:36 Speaker 5: I just I mean, y'all just come out and tell them. Don't be afraid to tell me if I got something I need to know about. I was really hot that night. 00:07:45 Speaker 6: I bet you you was really cutting up and they broke that and he used to you and it was a little catsie over in the corner, cassiew. 00:07:53 Speaker 4: Where's your grandmother? 00:07:54 Speaker 8: Is she up in the mountains or do they go to the beach. She's here for vacation now. She's up at the Mayo Clanny to burn. 00:08:05 Speaker 5: It's warm. Apologize. 00:08:06 Speaker 3: Well, I'm glad your family. 00:08:07 Speaker 4: What a ten years to finally give

you a shoot you straight on that. Sure, I don't have no problem. 00:08:10 Speaker 5: I have no problems over this. Don't worry about it. 00:08:12 Speaker 10: Are you okay? 00:08:13 Speaker 5: I'm mentally sound. I'm good. 00:08:15 Speaker 4: Your mama got a pool out of us. 00:08:17 Speaker 3: Sure huh. 00:08:19 Speaker 5: Now I had to sit in the pool and think about how I burn her house. 00:08:25 Speaker 9: Ricking Bubba, Ricking Bubba, it. 00:08:48 Speaker 2: Is nineteen minutes past the hour. Thank you so much for tuning into the Ricking Bubba Show. It's a kickoff hour and the best of I'm your host, Speedy, and we thank you for being with this guys all today should be back on Monday, all together again. I know Rick has a very busy speaking schedule. You can go to Rick and Bubba dot com click on events. Also Themanchurch dot com, Burgess Ministries dot com. All that is there, And happy anniversary weekend to Betty and Bubba. They are celebrating an anniversary this weekend. My dad's turning eighty four. Man, we're having a good time. Hell, we thank you for being with us. 00:09:26 Speaker 4: Today is his birthday. 00:09:28 Speaker 2: So I know some of you are emailing and texting and we appreciate all the well wishes on his birthday eighty. 00:09:35 Speaker 4: Four years young. How about that? 00:09:37 Speaker 7: Huh? 00:09:38 Speaker 4: All right? 00:09:38 Speaker 2: So as we roll on some big announcements this week with the show, as Bubba announced who's going to be the assistant athletic director and in charge of broadcasting for Jacksonville State University Old jack State. And then Helmsey is not only going to be the women's tennis coach but also the men's and so he'll do both of those, and Bubba gonna stay until the end of the year for the big year ender. Helmsey will have to leave here in about a week and a half to kind of get that that phase rolling because I understand there's just no way he can do both. So that announcement was made this past week, and wishing them the best, and I know all of you are as well. We'll talk more about that as the days move along. All right, So let's get into another best of bit. This is requested stuff. 00:10:24 Speaker 4: Take a listen to another JT What Was You Thinking? Story? 00:10:27 Speaker 6: Apparently he has been bitten by a spider and while taking down Christmas ornaments, and Rick, I just I hope it's not one of those spiders that we heard about in the news that's going around. So I asked him if it had a real sharp paint. 00:10:45 Speaker 3: He said it did. 00:10:46 Speaker 4: We need to interview him then if JT once again has I mean a black cloud follows him around? J T. 00:10:53 Speaker 6: Look, I really hadn't planned on this. Of course, JT will do anything to get airtime. Now. 00:10:58 Speaker 7: Yeah, and was sucked down here. I was just quietly in my office. 00:11:02 Speaker 6: Back there doing some more music research, and I'm sure that none of us can get through the day without. 00:11:07 Speaker 11: Yes landing to turn around for two thousand has Uh. 00:11:10 Speaker 6: You know, I have a lot of questions about people do music research, but anyway, I'll pass on those right now. JT, what was you thinking? 00:11:21 Speaker 4: I mean, now, were you bitten by a spider while while taking down Christmas decorations? 00:11:28 Speaker 12: Uh? 00:11:28 Speaker 11: Well, over the vacation, I had some time off and uh oh so, so Judy says, Hey, that. 00:11:34 Speaker 3: Thing left a mark big as a pen head. 00:11:37 Speaker 11: Hey, do you want to take the kids to the mall and I'll take the Christmas decorations down outside? Or you know, do you want me to take the kids of the mall, and I said, no, you go to the mall. I'll stay here some quiet time, get the Christmas decoration. 00:11:50 Speaker 4: You just got a new house. 00:11:52 Speaker 11: So she hung some garland around the lights outside your front door. You know you got to and in on the garage. There's three different little lamps there above each door. And she gets some garland down. So I'm I'm taking the garland down. I've got half of it down, stacked in griswold, piles of lamps and garland. And one of the neighbors came over and was talking to me, so I'm kind of taking it down and talking to them at the same time. 00:12:16 Speaker 7: And all of a sudden, I thought, I felt this like something on my hand. 00:12:20 Speaker 4: Did it's stinch. 00:12:21 Speaker 11: It's pinched like a like I've run across a piece of wire in the garland. 00:12:25 Speaker 6: Have you ever seen a magnifying shot of what a spider looks like when it's botts tearing you? Oh yeah, it's bearing them into think it's drilling for all, So I want him thinks that drags trees out of the woods when they know when they cut you. 00:12:42 Speaker 7: Oh yeah. 00:12:42 Speaker 11: The bad thing is A month ago, I opened my refrigerator and there's a spider at the bottom inside the refrigerator, about the size of a fifty cent piece. Jeff, Oh, I put it in a jar, saved it and showed it three different people. 00:12:54 Speaker 7: Oh yeah, Brown were close? 00:12:56 Speaker 6: What? 00:12:56 Speaker 4: Oh yeah, Jeff. 00:12:58 Speaker 6: So let me ask you this, Jacob Brown recluse. 00:13:02 Speaker 4: Have you killed you? 00:13:04 Speaker 6: Have you bought a house infested with spiders? 00:13:06 Speaker 7: I'm thinking there might be a problem. 00:13:09 Speaker 4: Do you have monthly past control? 00:13:10 Speaker 7: Yeah? Uh no, I have. 00:13:12 Speaker 3: Let me give you a number. 00:13:13 Speaker 6: Look, you need to be on somebody's list. Let me give you a refrigerator. 00:13:18 Speaker 11: Apparently it was alive as could be, because I looked down and thought, wow, a piece of lettuces dropped down there. And I went a little close to what was moving, and I said, Judy. 00:13:28 Speaker 3: Coming out, did you catch it without it bying? 00:13:29 Speaker 11: I grabbed a piece of

cardboard and scooped it into a jar. It died, and I showed it to three different people and they said, oh yeah. Every one of them didn't even hesitate, Brown recluse. 00:13:41 Speaker 3: I'm not up to a bad one. That's yeah. 00:13:46 Speaker 7: It was like a black widow. 00:13:47 Speaker 4: Hey, I tell you, sweating a lot of sweating, dry mouth, tongue, swelling dead on the floor. 00:13:53 Speaker 7: Swell to cut the part out where you're be it. 00:13:57 Speaker 3: Yeah, get in there and digging out like like you're. 00:13:59 Speaker 4: Digging upon those may be bad, but I want to I'm gonna tell you. 00:14:05 Speaker 3: I wanna tell you. 00:14:05 Speaker 6: The one that gets somebody is that black one with all the fur on it? 00:14:09 Speaker 7: What is that? 00:14:10 Speaker 13: You know? 00:14:10 Speaker 4: Trashlas? Yeah, we don't have there. 00:14:13 Speaker 6: Something round Their body is so round, you know, it looks like their little body is a little tennis. 00:14:19 Speaker 4: Ball, you know what I mean. I remember being in sciences kid and them talking about black widows, which we do have, and what would happen if one got you? And man, and when you out there playing you turn some bricks. So by the time you set a little red hourglass, you just freak and go nuts. 00:14:32 Speaker 6: You know. I'm up on spiders like I need to, but it's just hit me. I don't know enough about if you're bitting. 00:14:37 Speaker 4: You need to do something. 00:14:37 Speaker 9: J T. 00:14:38 Speaker 3: Look, j T, you did call, but you did call everybody? 00:14:41 Speaker 4: And have you been checked? 00:14:43 Speaker 13: No? 00:14:44 Speaker 4: What get venom? 00:14:46 Speaker 13: No? 00:14:46 Speaker 11: Then I look up and he's hanging on the light and there's a web and there's a flight full of his home is right there, and I've invaded it with my right or my left knuckle, and sure enough, there it is. 00:14:57 Speaker 7: I mean, the swellings come down. 00:14:58 Speaker 4: Look there's the two marks. 00:14:59 Speaker 11: I mean you can this is a scratch from ripping through the lamp and that's the bike. 00:15:06 Speaker 4: My gosh, that was like a snake bob Ba. 00:15:08 Speaker 7: Really have you been Oh you should have seen it the other day? Was swollen? Well, you've been to the doctor not about this? 00:15:13 Speaker 11: What what now? 00:15:17 Speaker 6: The swelling has gone down on your knuckle, But what about your internal organs? 00:15:21 Speaker 3: Are they Are they still swell? Do you feel kind of like are you having a hard time breathing? 00:15:25 Speaker 13: Me on? 00:15:25 Speaker 7: Dry mouth lately? 00:15:27 Speaker 6: Dry mouth looks your sinuses dried out just. 00:15:32 Speaker 7: In the morning when I get up. 00:15:34 Speaker 12: You don't. 00:15:36 Speaker 7: That's a cold. 00:15:38 Speaker 11: I don't have any vandom in me still, I don't think you don't. 00:15:41 Speaker 7: Huh? 00:15:41 Speaker 3: Can you hear me right? 00:15:43 Speaker 4: A little muffed. 00:15:49 Speaker 7: By the time when we start to jangle? 00:15:51 Speaker 14: Is it? 00:15:51 Speaker 4: Do I sound a little? 00:15:52 Speaker 3: I mean you hear me clear? 00:15:54 Speaker 7: A little muffed? 00:15:56 Speaker 3: Have you been bitting my spot? 00:16:00 Speaker 7: Have you had a little muff? What did you say? I missed it? Everybody was last week. 00:16:05 Speaker 3: I didn't want to say it, Uh, spider muff, I'm just gonna let him go. 00:16:16 Speaker 7: Bit by the muff. 00:16:17 Speaker 4: What al right, Well that was quite a little saying j T. 00:16:22 Speaker 7: What do you think? So? 00:16:24 Speaker 4: Did you catch it? 00:16:25 Speaker 6: Did those of you traveling in Greensboro tonight enjoyed JT's show. 00:16:29 Speaker 7: Yeah, I killed the spider I killed. You need to take it to a lab now it is that's when I killed? Yeah? What what. 00:16:38 Speaker 4: Did it? Look? There's poisonous spider. 00:16:40 Speaker 5: You don't know it. 00:16:40 Speaker 4: It wasn't one of those kind of like makes a little white thing in its way? 00:16:44 Speaker 6: Was it? 00:16:45 Speaker 4: You see the little like silk in the wall over there? 00:16:48 Speaker 6: I'm being serious this, she's you and me talking to mind of I mean the spider of Zorrow. 00:16:52 Speaker 3: You know how you've seen that they got the weapon. It's a little bitty like white. 00:16:56 Speaker 4: It was one of those. 00:16:57 Speaker 7: I don't know, I don't I don't know what kind is it? 00:16:59 Speaker 11: Mike, So Rick, I think there may be a problem, even though the swinging's going down and start to eat. 00:17:03 Speaker 3: Actually, those actually came over here from you, Delhi, and they are killers. 00:17:06 Speaker 4: Baby. You have a blue look to it. 00:17:10 Speaker 3: You tell they've got a little dot on them. 00:17:13 Speaker 4: Right. 00:17:14 Speaker 7: Was that it? The brown really scared me? Was the brown recluse in. 00:17:16 Speaker 4: The All right? Look that one gotten by y'all day? 00:17:21 Speaker 5: All over it. 00:17:21 Speaker 4: You didn't hear me? 00:17:22 Speaker 5: Very good? 00:17:22 Speaker 4: Go right, you know, real confident. 00:17:24 Speaker 3: Look, nobody got it in here, spider. 00:17:28 Speaker 7: But fine. 00:17:29 Speaker 3: I mean if you don't want to have a check, that's that's great. 00:17:31 Speaker 6: And I say, don't put it next to Pakistani spider. They do not get along. 00:17:34 Speaker 4: Right, So you had a brown reclusion your refrigerator. You've been bit by spider and you don't rush to the emergency run? Does that make any sense anybody. 00:17:41 Speaker 7: In this room? Yeah? 00:17:44 Speaker 3: All that knuckles had it. They'll have to remove it. 00:17:46 Speaker 4: Look, let me ask a question. It didn't happen on your wedding band hand it? 00:17:51 Speaker 7: Did you say? 00:17:53 Speaker 3: That knuckle? 00:17:53

Speaker 15: Right there? 00:17:54 Speaker 3: That thing is as good as in floating from out of hot It is out left. Pep won't look at that. 00:18:00 Speaker 4: That's the one closest. 00:18:01 Speaker 3: To your heart too. 00:18:02 Speaker 4: Oh yeah, jarm been hurting, be honest, a little sort to the up to the elbow. 00:18:08 Speaker 7: What when when play show? 00:18:10 Speaker 5: He's riding with me for remote the other day and I thought he's having a heart attack. He said his arm was numb, and he was. 00:18:16 Speaker 4: My god, I mean he has that about once away. 00:18:18 Speaker 5: Oh my god, my arm is hurting. 00:18:20 Speaker 7: It's n I've been having a you know some I think it's just. 00:18:27 Speaker 4: Can I tell you something? JT. 00:18:28 Speaker 7: How are you forty one? Okay? 00:18:30 Speaker 3: You you're through growing? 00:18:31 Speaker 4: So this is something ef. 00:18:33 Speaker 9: Okay, ricking Bubba, ricking Bubba. 00:19:08 Speaker 2: Twenty five minutes until top of the hour. It is a cook's pest control during this kickoff hour. I am speed of your host Rick and Bubba all today back on Monday, and we thank you for being with us. 00:19:19 Speaker 4: Eight six six We be big is our number. 00:19:23 Speaker 5: Let's go back to. 00:19:24 Speaker 4: Rick talking about him and Haystacks and stuff. We ended up going just me and former college roommates Greg Haystack student. We had quite a history together playing football together for you know, we were in college together enough saying and it was you know, we tended to at times find ourselves in some you know situations that were you know, not something you'd be proud of, but also there was also a lot of great times. And there was some concern from the wives and parents that we were going somewhere together again, and we had declared, hey, we're thirty seven years old. Panama City, which we had to wait for some time to pass where we could return, and we didn't. Actually, there was only one time we even drove drove anywhere near that. We were at a camp deal and then we went over to where the marine is and all. 00:20:12 Speaker 7: The boats going. 00:20:13 Speaker 4: You ever think you'd be back at Koway? No, No, I never did. There was rumored that y'all were seeing riding the strip Saturday night. 00:20:20 Speaker 7: Is that true? 00:20:21 Speaker 16: That that was true? 00:20:22 Speaker 4: Just just kind of go down there and you know, it's almost like you go back to you know, check it out. Just you know, we are watching right now. There is the Gay Pride parade from New York City. So you and Greenwood went out thinking y'all were gonna watch some events. 00:20:38 Speaker 6: Somebody screamed, you know, the police was blocking everything off. We didn't know what it was all about. I thought, well, you know, I'd seen the Macy's parade one time. 00:20:45 Speaker 4: This is gonna be cool. 00:20:46 Speaker 6: I wonder what this is World Championship, Yankee. I mean I thought maybe the you know, the Ranger Islanders or somebody had won the you know, and I was like, what's going on the Gay Pride okay, I'm out there. 00:20:59 Speaker 4: Well, I'm out here. We had a similar situation, you know, because you had to find somewhere to eat at night because we're at a campsite, so you can't like eat at your hotel, you know, so we uh, we had to go and they made he made a bed out that I could fit on my foot. My feet hung off of it a little bit, but it was it was not I slept well, it was very cold. 00:21:16 Speaker 6: The versatility of the camper is impressive. How how your your breakfast nook will turn into a bedroom. 00:21:22 Speaker 4: Written by the way, that's the impressive technology. That's where I slew at the breakfast note they moved the table later that there was so uh anyway, well, uh, you know, you got to go find it. So we're going here, and I said, let's find we got to eat a seafood restaurant. 00:21:35 Speaker 3: We're in the golf so I look and we're in the traffic on the strip. 00:21:39 Speaker 4: Now, if you want to feel stupid, okay, go back to where you were when you were nineteen okay, twenty and b thirty seven and everybody else, you know, yeah, you know. Can I tell you this though? Can I say this a couple of good moments for me. I had a couple of young girls who'd at me a couple of times. Wow, I looked at I just looked at the student. I said, I tell you what I said. Right now, we're getting a couple of hoops. And I said, and then all of a sudden, the car big girls came up. I said, just hang on, buddy, I said, this is gonna be Brad Pitt and Tom Cruise. This bunch coming here. I said, me and Bubba go through this all the time. And look, and they rolled up and the big girls went crazy looking. I said, that's right. Girlfriend had a show with the ring though. Sorry about that, I know, I hurt you, big girl. Not a one under about two feet. 00:22:28 Speaker 12: Yeah. 00:22:28 Speaker 4: Just that car. That car just struggling and I cannet car. They were in a convertible and it was just fairly. 00:22:35 Speaker 6: Roll probably you know, too many of us sitting on the back, probably scuffing a little bit. 00:22:39 Speaker 4: I saw one. So they had to get the biggest one in the middle to go to the front seat. But it was so we uh we you know, we we went through that. But anyway, so we we you know, the fishing thing you and we've all been kind of spoiled here on the show. 00:22:50 Speaker 3: Would you all agree? 00:22:51 Speaker 4: We get invited to stuff hunting and fishing, things like that, we're experts are there and we really don't have to know what we're doing. They pretty m much take care of it. And then we we got us rod their hand. 00:23:03 Speaker 7: Here we go. 00:23:03 Speaker 4: Well, it start beginning to dawn on me that I was going on one of these trips with Haystacks, you know, with with with my roommate from college. Where's our expert? 00:23:12 Speaker 7: Yeah? 00:23:12

Speaker 4: And I said, do you do this a lot? And he said yeah. I said, well, how many times have you took your own boat out? He said once? I said, okay, so this is number two? Yeah, it's number two, and he and some reason, and then you know, he says, you doubt me, don't think I can do it? You know that was there was always that the whole time you scared. I said, well a little bit. 00:23:30 Speaker 3: Now, was this in the camper or on the boat? 00:23:33 Speaker 7: It's on the boat. 00:23:33 Speaker 4: Okay. Now here's the worst part about it. We fought all the way down, because you forget, when you have been around somebody a long time, the disagreements used to have he got involved in the car wreck one time at high speed and he won't drive fast. Okay, what do you understand trauma? Okay, so he's driving his car and he and he goes real he's going like real slow. And you know how I am with that? How slow? Wrecked fifty five on the interesting You know what I told him, Jimmy Carter ain't president anymore. Yeah, you know what. Yeah, we eased them on up a little bit. We can go up to seventy. 00:24:07 Speaker 7: Yeah. 00:24:07 Speaker 4: Okay, don't I drive fast big, you know, because like that? And I said, well, I don't like to ride slow. So we got a problem. I said, let me drive. Nope, I ain't riding with you because you're scary, I said, I scary. So he started getting sleep. I said, you're dying over there. You're gonna have to give it to me, aren't you. I said, if we can want to get there and spend two days instead of one, I need to drive, you know what, Let me drive. So we start. We we're cutting up with speedy because you know here in the show when other places, it's kind of strange, you know. And I knew we were near Oath, and so I had to hurry because it was gonna be off at nine. So so we were like and then i't even pandam off seat out. I know where we were on, right, So so I called speed up because I'm raising him a bout doing an interview while we were away, which you know, and it needed to be done, but you know, we can't let that go. So I caught said, you doing an interview and we're kind of hollering at him, and about that time, I look and we're out of control in the grass. We've left the highway. And you know what it was, this is a you know all guff South conference to National Championship, knows guard. 00:25:07 Speaker 3: He nearly kills us over a bug in the car. Just what you would talk about, you know how everybody. 00:25:12 Speaker 4: Gets all upset about cell phones whatever when bugs probably. 00:25:15 Speaker 3: Number one cause of accident. Bug in the car. And I and you know, and I'm like, what are we doing in the grass. There's bugging here, you know like that? 00:25:22 Speaker 4: And I said, well, let's let's keep her in the road and let me try to kill the bug. Yeah, and we're on the air with Speedy doing all this. You just here silace of here and we're just you know, the grass flying up and all that. So then we finally

get down there all this and I'm ready, and then I realize that me unexperienced, I'm basically the first mate on this boat. 00:25:44 Speaker 3: Yeah, it's just y'all, just us, what just us? 00:25:47 Speaker 4: And I'm like, we're we're in danger, you know, catch you We're not good enough. 00:25:51 Speaker 6: To get I don't like going out in the ocean where people are just getting warmed up, you know what I mean? 00:25:56 Speaker 3: Pro Can I tell y'all what you all need to do. 00:26:00 Speaker 4: If you go to any place where there's deep sea trolling fishing on boats where people like us get to do it, don't don't try to plan a VAK. Don't try to say you got to go to the beach, out to some shell island. Sit at the boat dock, the public loading dog. Sit there. You will have the time of your life watching people try to get their boat off the trailer and get it back on the trailer. It is precious, you know. I look and like a crowd start. 00:26:29 Speaker 3: Forming because it's so good. 00:26:31 Speaker 4: I watched this guy one time and he was going to be the man in front of everybody, and he backed his truck down and he was gonna ride it up on the trailer for us all and show us how it's done. And he got a little hot and he ran. And you know, his boats are extremely expensive, you know, and and they and they and they don't really need to take a beat. And you know how the little rubber thing the point of it's supposed to go in and then you then you can connect it and pull it up. Well, he was going to try to land softly end to that point and he wow, and look and his wife's in the truck. He jerks up in the front and he don't want to act like that ain't what he meant to do, right, So he jumps out and I've got some people around me and on him. I said, he wants to look at that damage so bad right now. 00:27:15 Speaker 3: Look and he gets out there. 00:27:17 Speaker 5: That's what your love is. 00:27:17 Speaker 4: And I said, I thought about you. He's walking like that's what he meant to do. Just as he's about to get in the truck, he goes. He gets a little look back. 00:27:24 Speaker 9: He's looking at damage. 00:27:26 Speaker 4: He get this a little quick look back, so we wouldn't see him, and thought he was out of sight. But I can still see him. I had a good angle, and I told him I took up the damage and so saw that one. And then I had a situation. I'm the guy supposed to hang on to the boat. Oh no, why he parks it and comes back. So I have a rope, you know, holding the boat. It's a pretty big boat. Yeah, okay. So I'm sitting there and I'm talking. Somebody said, yeah, yeah, we're gonna go out and see what we can do. And I thought, well, man, this bone ain't real heavy it Oh, it ain't real hard to hold it. I mean, this is nothing. I even start thinking water causes weightlessness and all that stuff, and so I said, yes, and my son can hold me like, you know, up like a bay because of the water. You know, this boat ain't nothing to it. And all of

a sudden I do like this, and I go and look, well I don't have the boat. 00:28:10 Speaker 7: It's gone. 00:28:11 Speaker 4: It's gone. 00:28:12 Speaker 3: The rope had come untied within tied good, and the boat's gone. 00:28:16 Speaker 4: Where did it got? Big fishing? But what's floating out into the bay. So then now here's what's stupid. My first reaction was I got to jump into water. And then I think, well, what am I gonna do in the water. I can't pull the boat back because now I'm saying, you know, I'm in the water. 00:28:31 Speaker 3: I can't even get it. 00:28:32 Speaker 4: I'm not gonna push it. And I know if Stacks comes back and I've let the boat float out, his boat that he's only had out one is now floating in the bay, they will. 00:28:42 Speaker 3: End up in a fight on on the prip. 00:29:01 Speaker 4: Well, I apologize for that. It just abruptly shop. But we'll get through it. 00:29:06 Speaker 2: The bottom line is they got through their fishy trip, but argue the whole time as you can imagine. 00:29:12 Speaker 4: We'll take a break. 00:29:13 Speaker 7: We'll be right back. 00:29:16 Speaker 9: Ricking Bubba, Ricking Bubba. 00:29:31 Speaker 17: You're listening to the Rick and Bubba Show, all right? 00:29:39 Speaker 2: We got on most nine minutes until top of the hour. 00:29:42 Speaker 4: Thank you so much for listening to this best off I can. I'm getting that from. 00:29:47 Speaker 2: You as we roll on the request or coming in and we're getting them down as quickly as we can, and we thank you so much for being with us. Don't forget Rickingbubba dot com is our website. Everything Rick and Bubba is there. I also text store to eight sixty six nine three two thirty two forty four. You'll get a reply back with a direct link to the store. You can also text events to eight sixty six nine three two thirty two forty four and you'll get a direct link back to our upcoming events. 00:30:16 Speaker 4: That's easy for you. 00:30:18 Speaker 2: Don't forget go to Burgess Ministries, Themanchurch dot com. All that is there for you. When it comes to where Rick will be speaking, He's got quite a few days down on the Gulf Coast here, so be looking for that. All right, let's jump into more best of Tennessee. 00:30:33 Speaker 6: Couple took police on a one hundred and thirty five mile chase through two southern states in a stolen dump truck. Investigators say a Tennessee Department of Transportation truck with stolen yesterday morning. There's a side of me that fears they were listening to this program. 00:30:50 Speaker 4: I know what I thats true. 00:30:51 Speaker 6: The couple in the in the truck refused to pull over and led police and highway patrol them through Tennessee and on into Georgia. Authorities in Dade County, Georgia were able to blow out the dump truck's tires with a stop stick, and these suspects were taken into custody. Thirty two year old Regina Hodge and thirty four year old Steven Chance had been charged with felony, theft, burglary, and carrying stolen property across state line. 00:31:19 Speaker 16: You know what I hate about this story is it makes it sound like these people drove us truck like for hours through you know, police chased them for hours and stuff. 00:31:27 Speaker 7: You know. 00:31:27 Speaker 16: Good, Well, when you come over Monteagle and you're headed into Chattanooga, now you go from Tennessee to Georgia to Tennessee in about two hundred yards, that's true. So so chased them through three states. 00:31:39 Speaker 4: Well, and you have to go so slow to go up over those mountains. You can run faster than those dump trucks. 00:31:44 Speaker 16: Em down seventy five or twenty four. If it came down twenty four and turned and drove halfway to Huntsville, they just went through three stakes. 00:31:53 Speaker 3: That is a good point. Cham And how about kiss if at dump truck? 00:31:57 Speaker 4: Why do you want a dump truck? You're not gonna get get away in a dump truck? Well, what are they thinking, Tim Wilson, what are they thinking? 00:32:06 Speaker 16: I don't know. They must not ever saw coolhand, Luke, You ever said Coop hand, Luke, I can eat fifty eggs, eight fifty. 00:32:12 Speaker 4: You're gonna have to get your mean right. 00:32:16 Speaker 5: What we have here is a failure to communicate my. 00:32:22 Speaker 16: Favorite movie of all time, George Kennedy or Paul Newman grabs the dump truck. George Kennedy goes, I didn't have much more to go, but I seen you come ted down the road in that big old truck and he dies in and they get away. Now the good news about running from cops in a dump truck. You can pull the back end up like Paul Newman didn't. Cool handling, that's right. And when they shoot at you, the bullets sting, ding ding ding. It's basically armored. 00:32:44 Speaker 6: I bet they got the idea from Coop handle. It will not work with the old stopstick. You know where they put the better nails out there in the road and you run over that, and you know not if. 00:32:53 Speaker 16: They're using those those new nail proof tires. You've seen them things. 00:32:57 Speaker 4: We advertised them one time on the show. Yeah, and we didn't believe they were so we canceled it. Is it written. 00:33:02 Speaker 16: I hate stupid people. You know, whatever you're gonna you're gonna steal a dump truck. You need to make sure you got your univeral tires on the thing right, you know, make sure your little bed as you know armor, you know, bullets can't have like bullet pre penetrate whatever. 00:33:18 Speaker 7: You know what I'm saying. 00:33:19 Speaker 4: Well, now Squeegee says he's got more info because I won't know why they stole Why would the squeegees? 00:33:23 Speaker 12: What would you? 00:33:24 Speaker 4: What is da tell us more? He produces a show on one O four of the Core in Nashville, Tennessee, and Real Quick. 00:33:29 Speaker 18: Tim Wilson at Zany's in Nashville July twenty through the twenty second. 00:33:32

Speaker 3: Okay, good, so you'll be in Nashville. 00:33:34 Speaker 16: That's that's very true. We've been Zany's on July twentieth through July to twenty second. 00:33:38 Speaker 3: Let's show Tim some love. 00:33:40 Speaker 18: So yesterday morning, I got up, turn on I turn on the old police radio about four o'clock in the morning and start listening to everything, and I hear Metro police in Nashville, Tennessee. They're chasing these people. They went all the way down through Muffhers bro And then they get these new radios, you know, these new digital radios. And I was wondering when am I gonna lose them? They got all the way down Mount Eagle. Them idiots would throw and chainsaws out of the back of this truck. 00:34:02 Speaker 3: You're kidding. 00:34:03 Speaker 18: Oh no, I'm talking. These were some good ones. You know, I don't know why they stole that truck. 00:34:08 Speaker 4: Yeah, where were what were they when they're playing? You know, they had no plan. They just stole it and we're throwing stuff out of the back of it. 00:34:17 Speaker 18: Basically bored likely this is what it was. Okay, scenario set up for you. Hey, I bet we get at least fifty hundred dollars for that truck right there if we steal it. 00:34:26 Speaker 4: Yeah, that's sitting there smoking a little wacky with were they eating chips? Say? 00:34:31 Speaker 18: I think they were throwing a few back? 00:34:33 Speaker 3: There's drugs, there's drug dr alcohol in this store. 00:34:35 Speaker 16: Now where the police chasing them all the way from Nashville. 00:34:39 Speaker 18: They started up in Robertson County. 00:34:43 Speaker 16: That's unbelievable. 00:34:44 Speaker 18: And they made it now get this now, in a dumb truck. They made it down to Georgia in two hours. 00:34:51 Speaker 6: Can you imagine us sitting around on you know, they they kind of boy listen, they do in the house here today. 00:35:00 Speaker 4: That's still the dunk tuck you know, I mean I. 00:35:04 Speaker 16: Sound like Ward Burtons. I bet that thing go real fast. 00:35:10 Speaker 4: Say it all right? Well, that's sets up this song perfectly there, I mean, I mean the suggestion that they might have been doing the wacky wait uh now this is a This is on the new CD. 00:35:20 Speaker 16: Right, yes, sure, this is on the He'll Billy Homeboy CD. 00:35:23 Speaker 4: He'll Billy Homeboy, available at your record store in the comedy section. 00:35:28 Speaker 16: Somewhere your doors moved in across the street and they were keeping my wife awake. Twelve hours of the Goo Goo Dolls was about all she could take. So I went over there from the Sigart and told them break it up. Verty soon some I origin these midgetes found me two days later on the dark side of the moon. 00:35:54 Speaker 7: Oh not, what. 00:36:00 Speaker 1: Was that? 00:36:00 Speaker 16: The new Prince Albert in the left handed cam. 00:36:09 Speaker 4: That wouldn't a marble. 00:36:13 Speaker 16: But this stuff's enough to make Janet green Old look like the marbur of Man. It kind of looked like a lucky or a short ball. Mall tastes like horse manure, but menthol if it legally reaches the public's lips, there's going to be a shortage of tater chips. We can finally quit Hayton. Philip Morris's guts call this stuff kicks a cigarettes, But my brain said, it's something that had never seen. But it beats a tar out of Nicko ting. 00:36:49 Speaker 4: Oh a Marber. 00:36:55 Speaker 16: But it's the Surgeon General's nephew's favorite brown. But two packs of that will have the Backstreet Boys sounding like a recae man. It'll have them failers up the DA coughing on the witness stand. It'll make the police from Nashville chasea all the way over a month. 00:37:27 Speaker 4: Eagle, tell Wilson stuff the lake. 00:37:36 Speaker 2: Tim Wilson right here and his voice and miss him man. He was a regular on the show. Always always fun. He would he would constantly be traveling, as you can tell from when they called about zanies up in Nashville. He would be traveling from market to market, and sometimes he would come in in the middle of the night and he would just uh. He would pull up in our studio par parking lot and taken ap uh and he would tell me to uh to call him or come knock on the door of the car door window whenever it was time to come in. 00:38:10 Speaker 7: Uh. He was man. 00:38:11 Speaker 2: He was a hard charger, funny guy. Though good night. All right, we'll take a break. We'll be right back. That'll do it for the kickoff hour. I am Speedy. I'm your host for this Cooks Pest Control best of. If you're wondering what's going on, the guys have today off back on Monday. We'll start the main show coming up next, So don't go anywhere. 00:38:29 Speaker 9: Ricking bubba, ricking bubbare. 00:38:39 Speaker 1: Ringing bricking bubba past the grieve it please, king. 00:38:44 Speaker 2: Six minutes past the hour and welcome to a Cook's Past Control best of. I'm your host, Speedy, the guys off and rolling out a best of today. Let's start this hour as we always do with our national anthem. 00:39:01 Speaker 19: SAPs time, so people say s. 00:39:47 Speaker 6: S S S S. 00:40:15 Speaker 2: Seven minutes past the hour, welcome in to be uh. We are rolling it out this hour. I'm Speedy, year post and we thank Cook's Pest Control as always. 00:40:25 Speaker 4: For making as possible what's going through. 00:40:29 Speaker 2: We have got a lot of things to get to and I'm telling you, man, y'all have hits home runs with some of your requests. Uh, and this one here's a classic. We missed John Pinette as well, but man, he showed out this day. 00:40:41 Speaker 20: It's the median John Pinette, Welcome back, John, welcome. We're so glad to have you, a multi media enterprise. And I get a little nugget of fudge. Look now, go figure that we got it. We got more ancements at. 00:40:54 Speaker 13: The end than Monday night football. I got a little nugget of fudgs. 00:40:58 Speaker 7: We got

it. 00:40:58 Speaker 4: Next time, I want chicken? What con you won't next time? Bus we have some right now? No, it'll go right to my hips. 00:41:06 Speaker 13: I'm actually gonna hold out for Chick fil A because they got a sandwich that's actually pretty healthy. 00:41:11 Speaker 4: That's good. 00:41:11 Speaker 13: But you don't except I get people in front of me at Chick fil A because it takes a little time, and you know what it is. You get people in front of me, mostly the skinny ones, and they're staring at the menu and they have chicken. That's what they have. 00:41:24 Speaker 4: That's it, chicken. 00:41:26 Speaker 13: Would you like the chicken or the chicken? Get out of the line. 00:41:31 Speaker 4: I get very impatient. I do not do well. 00:41:36 Speaker 13: I do not do well in any kind of browsy situation. I want to know what Starbucks my first cup of coffee. Can't be Starbucks. I'd be dead by the dime I got to the front of that line. They talk about making costs a lot. Who's doing the lattes, I'm doing lattes. Who's doing expressos? Santos is doing expressos. I'm not doing expressos. I'm in back getting the cults. You got coffee up there, Well, Frank's, let's move it. I'd have to stop at Krispy Kram and get a cup of coffee to stand in line for their coffee. You know what they should do in their coffee line. They should sell coffee. They'd make a fortune. Somebody once asked me, how come Starbucks doesn't sell food? Can you imagine how long it would take Spaghettian meatballs? Five days? They would find people dead of starvation with the receipt in their hands. 00:42:33 Speaker 5: Look at that. 00:42:33 Speaker 13: They almost called his numbers. 00:42:37 Speaker 4: Now you're dead. 00:42:39 Speaker 13: I'm gonna finish the spaghetti and meatballs if you don't mind. 00:42:43 Speaker 4: Well, the thing gives me about coffee, these coffee shops, and my wife's a coffee fanatic. These coffee shops. For people to be so high on caffeine, why are we so slow? It doesn't the coffee place. Can't you think they'd be jammed up, jelly. 00:42:56 Speaker 3: Tight, ready to go right? You know we had asso back there? 00:43:01 Speaker 5: What I mean? 00:43:01 Speaker 4: What do you have a herbal tea? 00:43:04 Speaker 1: You know? 00:43:05 Speaker 13: I eat coffee in a scone. 00:43:07 Speaker 4: What is this like? Okay, now let me. 00:43:09 Speaker 13: Look at the cash for too much browsing. You got eighty seven people back there. Get two people and give them coffee pots and cups and they can pour the coffee. It would work that way, it really would. I don't want to look at the internet. I don't want to slice the marble cake. I eat coffee or I'm gonna die of a headache. And I got a lady in front of me browsing going is that. 00:43:37 Speaker 4: Apple cinnamon cake? Do you like that apple cinnamon cake? 00:43:40 Speaker 13: Should I get the apple? 00:43:41 Speaker 4: Count out? 00:43:44 Speaker 13: Get out of the line. People are starving behind you. Have a little kay people meat cops. I get people in front of me. 00:43:54 Speaker 4: I go to the movie theater. 00:43:56 Speaker 13: I go to buy the ticket, and the people in front of me have not decided what movie they want to see yet, they're gonna buy the ticket. 00:44:03 Speaker 4: I don't want to see that. You wanna see that? Did you see it? 00:44:06 Speaker 13: Was a good catoun because they follow me over at the concession stand. 00:44:12 Speaker 4: Right finally, they don't know what they wanted. 00:44:14 Speaker 13: The concession stand. They have popcorn, soda, candy. 00:44:17 Speaker 15: That's what they got. 00:44:19 Speaker 13: You can't get a Chateau prion, you can't get a taco. They got soda, popcorn, candy. Alown, Am I the only person in this line that has a movie to catch? They're staring at the popcorn. What are you staring at? 00:44:38 Speaker 4: Watch me? 00:44:39 Speaker 15: Watch me. 00:44:40 Speaker 13: I go to subway and I get people in front of me. I like subway, I. 00:44:47 Speaker 4: Really do know. 00:44:47 Speaker 13: They get some healthy choices. Got Jared guy. He makes my eye twitch a little bit. But other than that, I like subway. 00:44:54 Speaker 7: But I can't go. 00:44:55 Speaker 13: After a people in front of me. You know why because it makes me sad because these people don't know. They ask them what kind of bread you want, and they don't know they have four kinds. Take a chance, Take a chance. Then then they ask them what do you want on your sandwich? 00:45:14 Speaker 5: And they don't know. You don't know what you want on your sandwich? 00:45:18 Speaker 21: How do you live? 00:45:20 Speaker 5: How do you go to school? 00:45:21 Speaker 13: Get married, have kids? If you don't know what you wanted your sandwich. Watch me, watch me. 00:45:36 Speaker 5: I didn't know I. 00:45:36 Speaker 4: Had that enemy this early. 00:45:39 Speaker 13: I deserve a bite of a biscuits, really know about I'm gonna put I'm gonna put a little spinach on top of it, so we'll go right through me. 00:45:52 Speaker 4: I hady coli. 00:46:00 Speaker 13: Once it was like when they cut the shark opening jaws. It was a license plate fell out of it. When was I in Mississippi, I did Tunica twelve years ago. 00:46:27 Speaker 3: A long time for that to be there. 00:46:31 Speaker 13: John say a prayer to Saint Tubby, patron, saint of the long food line. He's a lesser known saint's popular. 00:46:42 Speaker 4: But it really works. 00:46:43 Speaker 13: It gives me some peace because I do I don't do well in Coldstone Creamery. Oh it's good, it really is good. But it's built for browsing. People think it's like well, people think it's a show. They're going oh, and they take it and they mix it in. Yes, they do get out a lot. Watch me watch me, and I get I develop and they walk. I develop an e walk like growl. For every stupid question that I get in front of me, it's it's it's are your toppings extra? Can

I see the list of your calorie counts. I'm lactose intolerant. How big is you're small? It's small, that's small, the small it's two dollars, has twenty by ten of them. By the time I get to the front, I don't care anymore. What would you like in your ice cream? 00:47:45 Speaker 19: Ham? 00:47:47 Speaker 6: You don't have ham? 00:47:49 Speaker 4: Well, I'll wait. 00:47:51 Speaker 13: There's a stupid market across the street. Shut up back there, I waited for everybody else. 00:47:59 Speaker 5: My turn up. 00:48:02 Speaker 9: Ricking Bubba, ricking Bubba. 00:48:16 Speaker 2: Twenty minutes past the hours, the cooks past control. 00:48:18 Speaker 7: Best of. 00:48:18 Speaker 4: I'm your host, speedy. Thank you for tuning in as we roll back. 00:48:25 Speaker 2: Rick and Bubba, don't forget off today. They're back Lord Willing on Monday, so we're rolling out a best of. 00:48:32 Speaker 4: Said it early, but let me say it again. Happy birthday to my dad eighty four today. 00:48:37 Speaker 18: How about that? 00:48:38 Speaker 1: Huh? 00:48:40 Speaker 2: Happy birthday Dad, Love you so much and look forward to talking to you later this morning. 00:48:46 Speaker 4: And all of you. Thank you for your request. Man, the requests have come in lots of good ones like this one. 00:48:52 Speaker 22: Don't go anywhere, books fair down the street, no sound with a sign of speet. 00:49:14 Speaker 3: Do you remember if you think about that? Hearing this song. 00:49:17 Speaker 4: Okay from our era, US children of the eighties, all of a sudden in our mid thirties, you know, you know, like it was thirty something, the thirty something bunch, you know a lot of folks and we were too old because we were out of everything. You know, the craze when MC and shammers you can't touch this came out for football teams and high schools and colleges. 00:49:36 Speaker 3: I mean, everybody couldn't get enough of it. 00:49:38 Speaker 5: This was ours. 00:49:39 Speaker 4: This was like our you can't touch this for football stuff. I mean, you know, everybody played. You know, if the band didn't play another one Bites the Dust, you know, I mean, you wouldn't nothing. And we had a bass, guitar, electric bass in our high school band. 00:49:50 Speaker 6: Somewhat ironic that whole thing sung by Queen, But. 00:49:56 Speaker 4: Well you have to put that out of your mind. If you're gonna get fired, get ready to play. They also are the ones who gave us We are the champions, so they're involved in sports big time. What's just hard to believe. Do you realize that Queen gave us another one by the dust, We will rock you and we're the champions. 00:50:12 Speaker 3: And let's not forget fat bottom girls. 00:50:14 Speaker 4: Well yeah, but i mean you talking about your rre, you know, take me home tonight. 00:50:22 Speaker 6: We hear that you kind of have to wonder, hey, what was their motivation? But anyway, it's uh, you know, it's it's it was an awesome it's it's it is. 00:50:29 Speaker 4: Bad to believe that maybe all these songs were written for powder pot football. Yeah you know, I mean, it's it's not our our figure skating. It's tough too, and I'm surprised I'm. 00:50:41 Speaker 3: A champions oh a double axle. 00:50:46 Speaker 4: And talking about an over bike. 00:50:48 Speaker 3: I'm gonna go out there to nine on the on the ice and I'm gonna kick a little butt. Can y'all play? We will rock you. 00:50:56 Speaker 4: I mean, hey, it's porky pig. I mean not porky pig, but overbite. Let's not speak ill of the day. 00:51:03 Speaker 7: Okay, I'm sorry. 00:51:04 Speaker 4: Freddy Murcury is no longer with but it's hard to believe he could sing that good with it. 00:51:07 Speaker 3: I mean, I'm. 00:51:09 Speaker 4: At Bucky beaver In passed. 00:51:12 Speaker 3: He scared me there for me. 00:51:13 Speaker 23: But. 00:51:15 Speaker 4: Freddy Mercury, I mean, when they gave a profile of him, it was it was especially was holding a big note and. 00:51:21 Speaker 6: Let me tell his overbite was upstanding. Let me tell you what I went to scared with the guy that looked just like him. 00:51:26 Speaker 3: By the way the guy could sing, He could sing. 00:51:31 Speaker 7: What about? 00:51:32 Speaker 15: Uh? 00:51:34 Speaker 6: What about Bohemian Rhapsody? Very impressive, made famous again by the movie Wayne's Wirrel. 00:51:39 Speaker 4: Look, I'm comfortable myself. I enjoyed the music of the rock group Queen. 00:51:44 Speaker 7: I did. 00:51:44 Speaker 4: Oh yeah, they had some great music, you know, don't you know When they record that the Gallic side and somebody said, hey, have we got to do that love? 00:52:00 Speaker 3: He goes, hey, how are we gonna do? 00:52:01 Speaker 4: So they just played through the PA and then kick it. Yeah, what about when he shaved his mustache? It really brought it out. 00:52:11 Speaker 5: O you as my as my. 00:52:13 Speaker 4: Brother would say, kicking he can open up one of them old co colas, you know what I mean? 00:52:18 Speaker 3: Through barb war fields. 00:52:24 Speaker 4: My brother says it better than that. But it's something like that, you heard Greg with allos little country tales. 00:52:30 Speaker 3: That's what you get from being alignement. 00:52:32 Speaker 4: They want to on gun right, take Brice through bar war fields? 00:52:38 Speaker 7: Uh, what are you doing? What are you doing? 00:52:42 Speaker 4: What are you doing? Leave the room? 00:52:46 Speaker 3: You're go with the hoss baby just going uh tell Dan about it so I can do it through the glass and him wife. 00:53:01 Speaker 4: Nothing really matter to me. I know, look, I don't do you though. We are the captain, my man. But I mean it's a substantial over bake. 00:53:27 Speaker 7: I know, God rest your we're not making now. 00:53:31 Speaker 4: Well look, man, I got a good friend that has a killer over bike. Well look come here at Bubba, look at both of it. 00:53:36 Speaker 3: I've got a

gap between my teeth. But I mean that's your substantial gap. 00:53:40 Speaker 17: You know what. 00:53:43 Speaker 3: We've talked about it before on the show. If I turn sideways, I look like if hit. 00:53:51 Speaker 7: Ian. 00:53:51 Speaker 4: Let's face it. I mean, Bubba had had some nice no offense to the guy gave you bracious, but he was serious about getting the spread back up. 00:54:00 Speaker 6: They said I needed a little more room, and now I've got it. 00:54:04 Speaker 3: Matter of fact, I could lease some of that land. I mean, I've seen jack Landers with their teeth closer to you. Well, y'all call me Jackey ro. 00:54:26 Speaker 7: Jack Rose. 00:54:29 Speaker 3: So we've all got our problems. 00:54:31 Speaker 4: I mean, come on, come on, I mean I mean what I mean yesterday I did a whole bit about playing kickball club footing. You know what I mean. 00:54:46 Speaker 3: Media appears to be in somewhat trouble. 00:54:48 Speaker 4: He knows this is the kind of humor. He don't want to mess it. 00:54:55 Speaker 7: What you like? 00:55:01 Speaker 4: Did you like the rock the rock band Queen when you were growing up? Say they did a rap over it? Another one by it does? 00:55:09 Speaker 7: Who did it? What's his name? 00:55:12 Speaker 4: What did they not know? 00:55:13 Speaker 3: I'm sorry, Vanilla. I stood it over under pressure, which. 00:55:16 Speaker 4: Was a Queen song. Boom boom boom, boom boom. That's Queen and that pressure. 00:55:22 Speaker 7: Yeah. 00:55:22 Speaker 4: See, I thought all along David Bowie did that, well he did, he was special guest on it, but it was a Queen song. Really boom boom boom did he boom boom? 00:55:30 Speaker 6: See I'll tell you the musical history today. 00:55:33 Speaker 3: It's just incredible. I don't I don't want to do it. 00:55:44 Speaker 4: You don't understand. This is my brother's beectile humor, he said, huge. He loves Freddie Freddy murk for humor. Well to get in the mic. But uh, you know what, he had an incredible voice, So seriously, that's what I'm saying. 00:56:00 Speaker 7: It's amazing. 00:56:01 Speaker 6: I don't think this is Freddy murkery here. I think this is overbought humored to be. 00:56:05 Speaker 3: Okay, thank you for clearing that. 00:56:06 Speaker 7: I really do. 00:56:08 Speaker 4: Let's make our email more specifics. You know that we're not offended by the Freddie Mercury side about it? How about just overbought. Let's go for that. 00:56:21 Speaker 6: You know he's talking about that. I got a little up between my teeth. I don't want The other day I had something hum you can't finish the well. 00:56:29 Speaker 3: I mean, you know, floss doesn't do me any good. 00:56:31 Speaker 7: I have to go. 00:56:34 Speaker 4: I have to go get a face of rope. I can't find it with a face of loss. You flo o yellow rope? You buy done it, Marvin. 00:56:46 Speaker 6: Rope? 00:56:54 Speaker 4: You know tight. 00:56:55 Speaker 3: I'll go get the bar soap by the shower. 00:57:00 Speaker 4: Yeah, so we've all got her. I mean, if we can't laugh at ourselves, come on, why why? 00:57:05 Speaker 5: I mean, I know I. 00:57:07 Speaker 2: Remember we could do that and everybody wasn't offended. We'll take a break, we'll be right back. You're enjoying a cook's past control past of don't go anywhere, ricking. 00:57:19 Speaker 9: Bubba, ricking bubba. 00:57:32 Speaker 5: Some days and never see five. 00:57:40 Speaker 3: A lot of times it feels like I just can't do right. 00:57:46 Speaker 7: But I know God? 00:57:48 Speaker 5: Does I know? 00:57:55 Speaker 10: God? 00:57:56 Speaker 2: Twenty five minutes until top of the hour. Red Clay, we've been talking quite a lot about them some days, spaking of me. So Rick and Bubba off today back on Monday. It's a cook's past control best off. I'm your host, Speedy. Thank you so much for hanging out with me and joining in on all the request and we've got stacks of them here, so we're rolling through them one by one. Some classic bits. You hear us refer to a lot and glad we could get some of this on day as we roll on requested stuff. You know, anytime Rick had Blake getting ready to play some sports or go camping or whatever, great conversation. 00:58:46 Speaker 4: Let's go way back, take a listen tonight. You know the pressure had had built up at one time, you know, Blake Boomer is they the family begin to talk about a father son camp out that was coming up about three or four weeks ago, and it dawned on me that I don't camp out, you know what I mean. Now, I'm not a big camp out guy, you know. 00:59:07 Speaker 6: I mean, you've got to have a lot of equipment and know how to do that properly, don't you? 00:59:11 Speaker 9: Not? 00:59:11 Speaker 4: Not a big camp out guy. But you know, Boomer was jazzed about it, and I thought, well, this is a father son thing. 00:59:16 Speaker 7: I need to do it. 00:59:16 Speaker 4: And I've never taken them all out for overnight camp. We've gone out and done outdoors things, but I don't do it over camp overnight camp. Think, And I'll be honest with you, I had left most of that to the step dad, who was good at this kind of stuff. It's not my area, you know. And but this was a father son thing and Boomer really wanted me to go and participate. So I got a stay of execution the first time it rained it out okay, So I got to go. Well, Boomer, that was a you know, I hate that. You know, we got to run out. Well, they got a makeup date for tonight. So you know, I think, well, I can do this. I mean, I can pull this off. And now Boomer is giving me some pressure. He actually made me go through setting the tent up as a practice already this week. 01:00:02 Speaker 3: He said, he said, Dad, where'd you get a tint? 01:00:04 Speaker 4: Well, he's got a tint. I mean, I mean they have a tint. And uh, and I had I had never I've never put it up, as I said, that's you know, that's always been you know, David, the stepdad has done all the camping

stuff, and it's is this a fancy tin? It's it's pretty nice tint. 01:00:16 Speaker 6: Yet it is so I had one in more green, army looking tint. No, that was moldy because he left it in the base. 01:00:22 Speaker 4: Right now this is upgrade. This, This is a nice, nice tint like a two people two areas. You need to pull down the middle and separate. So it's fancy. But I have to tell you that just because it was already set up, and then me looking over the instructions, Blake showing me everything, and you know, and then they're kind of taking me a run through it. I've never set it up from the ground. I've put it out of the package and set it up. I haven't done that. And now the pressure is getting bigger because now Blake is saying that Bobby and his dad are saying their tents better than ours, and you know, you well, Bobby said that his tent was twice the size of this tent, and so there's a lot of pressure on me not to keep it up. I need to get our tent up successfully and it needs to look good. 01:01:06 Speaker 3: Can you have too much room in your tent? 01:01:09 Speaker 4: I would think so, because you know, my big fear is that you get there and maybe some kids don't have a tent and I'll be stuck with more kids than my tent. 01:01:17 Speaker 24: Oh that's going to happen. I will kick you out of your tents. They can all hang together. 01:01:21 Speaker 3: The other thing is, hey, big guys sleeping on the ground. 01:01:24 Speaker 4: That's bad, isn't it. I mean because you know when you were a kid and you slept on the ground, I mean, would you what, of course made a little different third grade. I weigh one hundred pounds, But I mean like, I mean, you know, big kid, big guy on the ground. I keep hearing rumors I need to get me one of these air mattresses somewhere today. Is where do you get those at? Is that a just a Is that just to go buy a big the big discount person and get one? 01:01:45 Speaker 14: You know. 01:01:47 Speaker 7: I've got one. 01:01:48 Speaker 16: I've got one. 01:01:49 Speaker 4: All it's not for camping out. 01:01:52 Speaker 7: I kind of got one for a strange reason. 01:01:55 Speaker 3: Do we want to know this? 01:01:56 Speaker 7: Well? 01:01:56 Speaker 16: Yeah, yeah, I put it on my living room for so I can watch TV because I don't have a TV in my room. 01:02:02 Speaker 7: So I just put in the living room floor and sit there and watch Stevie. It's it's it's real cough. 01:02:05 Speaker 3: What's the blow up factor? 01:02:07 Speaker 7: You have to buy you one of those pumps? What you don't have to b one because you can borrow one. I can. 01:02:10 Speaker 3: Yeah, I've got How long does it take to pump it up? 01:02:14 Speaker 7: I bought a minute? I guess depends on how much how you want to put in it. 01:02:19 Speaker 4: That hassle wreck is gonna that bad blake can pump it up. I've got a. 01:02:23 Speaker 6: Twelve vote DC. You plug into the cigarette ladder up, I'll get them to tell you they're nothing. I mean they're nothing. It's a big plic. 01:02:31 Speaker 4: Yeah, because I don't want to be stuck in a bad blow up situation, you know what I mean? 01:02:38 Speaker 3: You got Hey, if you've got an automatic one, that'll be huge. 01:02:40 Speaker 24: Hey, you do have to think about this too, you know, once once you get there and everything. What about just a really nice sleeping bag? I mean, well again, I heard the ground fast. I don't have a sleeping back, so I have to borrow Brandy she's got one. You think I'm fit in? 01:02:52 Speaker 25: No? 01:02:54 Speaker 13: No? 01:02:54 Speaker 3: What about can I just usually just cover and get the mattress. 01:02:56 Speaker 4: Oh, it's gonna mark and get one. I I mean, I'm a sleeping bad guy, you know what I mean. I mean, see and Blake is I've always liked it because I thought they looked col rolled up. But you know, without Blake coming by the way, Blake, without coming out and saying it, I can tell is nervous that I'm not outdoors enough that he's right, I know, and he thinks I'm gonna kind of be, you know, because super Dead must must be better than the other door. You know what I mean, if you got to carry for his heat? Uh, well, they got all that covered. 01:03:29 Speaker 3: We got a land or not. Like I said that, they've got camping. 01:03:31 Speaker 4: I don't appyxiate youself, I know, and I you know, I'm spared to what about that. I probably would just sleep outdoors. 01:03:37 Speaker 12: You know. 01:03:38 Speaker 3: And I've got a bunch of those hot hands. 01:03:40 Speaker 7: Do you well? 01:03:41 Speaker 3: How cold are gonna be? Like, it ain't gonna be too bad. 01:03:43 Speaker 4: You need to sleep in the tents. That snake gonna just come up on you. 01:03:46 Speaker 6: Because those shoulders moving here to get one are the tense snake proof. I don't know the ones we well, I know, it's a whole different world. 01:03:53 Speaker 3: But the one we used to play in the yard with didn't have a bottom in it. 01:03:56 Speaker 4: Well, now this has a bottom. And see that was my big I was used to on up. As you said, I had a green piece of military stuff too. 01:04:03 Speaker 3: Sticks. 01:04:03 Speaker 4: Yeah, the put thet try and go in your This is like a little mini house and I and I was in a hurry when he had it set up on me to check it out. And I looked at it and yeah, you had my own son. Yeah, yeah I got that. Yeah that didn't look I said, I don't look too bad. But yeah, yeah we got that. Let's go jump on the tramplineymore, you know what I mean. And it was like, you know, because you know me, you know, I didn't really want to pay attention and be walked through it. 01:04:31 Speaker 24: Once you get him preoccupied into what his buddies are doing and then pull another dad over, well that was my question. 01:04:36 Speaker 4: Is it bad form for me to try to Should I even try to befriend Bobby's dad? And here, artist is you know how about this? 01:04:44 Speaker 26: Play this?

01:04:44 Speaker 7: When you get there? 01:04:45 Speaker 24: Go well no, I'll go ahead and I'll help you with yours. You can have me and you you kind of make it a team effort, and. 01:04:50 Speaker 4: Then I don't do anything and nobody realizes it, right right right, and you look and I'm over said, I tell you what, I'm gonna get fire starting. And then I look and they're putting the tents up. Yeah, yeah, is that possible? The tents, I'll get the fire I got, I got the fire going. 01:05:03 Speaker 7: Rick. 01:05:03 Speaker 6: How much high tech stuff we all carry with you? I mean not enough for you to carry like radio communications or I need solar panels or GPS. 01:05:13 Speaker 3: I need to get me some two ways and hand them out to Well. 01:05:15 Speaker 6: I was gonna ask, you know, those things pretty handy out in the woods we're going to at the mall. 01:05:19 Speaker 4: Either we're going to the Sodo caverns that we're going in caves and I'm pumped about that cave. Why I'm not saying them. 01:05:26 Speaker 7: Snakes and bat well, I like cave. 01:05:29 Speaker 3: It's gonna be cold out there tonight. 01:05:31 Speaker 7: Oh it is? 01:05:32 Speaker 4: Is it all as wreck out in the cold and high high thirties, low forties. 01:05:37 Speaker 3: I just don't want to be you're in a valley or something. 01:05:39 Speaker 7: It could be real. 01:05:40 Speaker 4: Should I turn it up like have hiking boots and all that. I mean, should I should? I? Well, yeah, you can't go out there and your Sunday shoes. I mean I need to let me ask you too. There's two things for my son's sake. Should I a fake it and see if I can put it off on the pier outdoorsy? You know, because I go hunting all that, so I got some kind of feel of the outdoors. Right, I just don't have you stay there. I don't spend the night. 01:06:01 Speaker 3: In case you get lost. 01:06:02 Speaker 6: Now, have you got anything to like defend yourself against wall animals? 01:06:07 Speaker 25: You know? 01:06:07 Speaker 3: You on a bar on my giant niblet? 01:06:09 Speaker 4: Yeah? 01:06:09 Speaker 3: Yeah, what So there's some pressure on me tonight. 01:06:14 Speaker 4: I need you know that you saying neither be straight up and just kind of be comical. 01:06:17 Speaker 3: But do I fake it? 01:06:18 Speaker 4: Or do I come out there and pull some dads and go, look I'm hung out here. This s ain't my thing? Oh I fake it? Uh yeah, take it because because that'll it'll embarrassing to blake if I fake it anyway? Right, I said, well, yeah, I mean you know what I mean. You know, they asked who could grill out, and I said, hey, I got the grill you know. So I'm I'm on Shine there a little bit, because you know a lot of great grillers are finding at home, but they ain't go on the road the grill out there. They can have a little grill out there camp here, you know, you know what I mean? And so I can always talk about that going. Hey, can y'all go on the road. How do you get all that stuff out there? 01:06:47 Speaker 6: You got a tent and sleeping back back of the air back it in the bigger in the big s u V here we go. You know, do you have a backpack then that you go out to the camp site with or do you just string it all out? 01:06:58 Speaker 4: That's what I don't know. It saysn't I need the lanner and all that kind of stuff, flashlight? 01:07:02 Speaker 9: You know? 01:07:03 Speaker 7: My way? 01:07:03 Speaker 6: It would be too well, I don't have anything yet, prayer to carry it in the thirty three forty helicopter, drop it into the drop zone with a beacon on it, and then track it down with direction finding gear. Wait a minute, would this be a huge dead moment and would Blake Shine and Bobby's dad be jealous if all of a sudden, Boomer and I everybody met at this parking lot was meeting it a big parking lot, and the helicopter landed the boom. I said, we'll see all the sight and we flew in and they dropped us in like paratroopers. 01:07:30 Speaker 4: WLL, that'd be big. That that would be huge. 01:07:33 Speaker 3: But also the hey, let's see Bobby's dead. 01:07:35 Speaker 4: Have a little bit of that. Yeah, yeah, how about that? I think that would be huge. 01:07:39 Speaker 3: But also that's a nice tent up here in the hell. 01:07:42 Speaker 4: I'll go, well, Bobby, you and your dad could get in a helicopter with us that big tents. 01:07:45 Speaker 3: You gotten enough rooms, so we'll go ahead and go. 01:07:49 Speaker 4: Yeah with that. 01:07:50 Speaker 24: But part of the adventure in the bonding between son and father is actually getting there. 01:07:55 Speaker 6: I know, but you know sometimes you know, you know five in an argument, what I'm saying is, you know, all of us, especially in dead mode, I must excel. 01:08:02 Speaker 4: You know what I mean. I can't. 01:08:04 Speaker 3: I can't be a good another group, understand. 01:08:06 Speaker 6: Rick, I tell I just wouldn't be safe, feel safe out there without some kind of satellite up length or something. 01:08:11 Speaker 4: You know what I mean. 01:08:12 Speaker 6: For the GPS in the two ways, at least the base this is where you come in radio with a wire. You could throw in the cree of my contact with China if. 01:08:19 Speaker 7: You had to. 01:08:20 Speaker 4: Well, I know that you would read me buy my own stuff because you want me to be prepared, but you wouldn't let me use your stuff. The O c plays anything, you know what a list of things to buy today? 01:08:31 Speaker 18: Right? 01:08:31 Speaker 21: I don't let me. 01:08:35 Speaker 23: Ricking bubba, ricking bubba, nine minutes till the top of the hour. 01:08:53 Speaker 2: It's the Cooks Past Control best of. I'm speed of your host. Thank you so much for hanging out with me, and you joined the best of? 01:09:01 Speaker 5: Aren't you falking cross? 01:09:03 Speaker 15: Now? 01:09:04 Speaker 7: Be missing you more? 01:09:07 Speaker 4: Beating the mi ar cheese framing as much. This is a classic

ball. 01:09:13 Speaker 7: Yeah. 01:09:13 Speaker 2: Have talked about church parking for quite some time now, uh and this was captured when it first came up. 01:09:19 Speaker 3: Take a liston I'm kind of the area. 01:09:21 Speaker 4: I come up with uncomfortable ideas about society that no one wants to talk about. 01:09:25 Speaker 3: But if you think about them, if you'll just put all the if you'll get rid of that and just. 01:09:30 Speaker 6: Think about rick you're in a in a funny kind of way. You're a modern day Plato. 01:09:35 Speaker 4: Thank you, thank you very much. I don't I'm not sure that's a compliment, but it's shorty. 01:09:39 Speaker 6: You don't wear those weeds in your hair, right, and and you wear a little more clothing. Sure, and you put the sandals to the road to Damascus sees up. 01:09:47 Speaker 3: But I do have some Yeah, you've got something. 01:09:49 Speaker 4: You remember when I talked about buying organs while you're still alive, selling your organs. 01:09:53 Speaker 6: So you getting edge idea rick that has caught fire. 01:09:56 Speaker 4: And states are doing it. Some states are trying it. You know, you pay for them, put kids through college, and you die and they get your organs. 01:10:02 Speaker 7: Yeah. 01:10:02 Speaker 4: This one today deals with churches. Now hold on, I'm talking about you big mega churches of the new millennium. We are members of what I would call really big churches. In my world, they are. I mean, if you got based on where you grew up, Yeah, I went I grew up. I went to church three hundred people Easter Sunday, and now you know there's five thousand every Sunday. You know that's a big church to be. And I know they're bigger ones and this will apply to them too. It's getting to a point not just at churches, but in all big places where too much specialized parking guest, first time vistors, second time vistor, scir time expect your mothers got the handicap that's exempt from this conversation, all right, but that's a given. I would like somebody tell me the difference between handicap and special needs. 01:10:48 Speaker 3: Well, let me tell you. When you have two small children, I know what special needs? Does that count? Even though I don't park in. 01:10:55 Speaker 6: Those spots, I am very tempted to do something. 01:10:58 Speaker 4: Does that count? Rick? 01:10:59 Speaker 6: If you've seen how much baggage you mean, is that what they mean? 01:11:02 Speaker 3: You've got one tea tot. 01:11:04 Speaker 4: We've got expected mothers, and we got pregnant mothers and just delivered mothers to me. If you think you qualify for special needs, you qualify, all right, but we would agree uncomfortable to say this. Uncomfortable to say this happened to me this past Sunday. I thought I had found an out and got shut down on my parking space. I mean, I thought I said I found a little hunch spot here nobody knows about, got a letter that I can't park there, and they put cons up to block mouth this past Sunday, and I got caught some grief from shery that I was doing something there was the curb had no markings on it in anyway have you been doing I had found this little curb as you come through drop off the kids and drop off Sherry, and I would whip around the back of the building and there was a curve right over by their conditioning unit't nobody it was over every Sunday. I just pulled right over there. What they said in emergency vehicle what bele to get through with me parking there? And maybe that's true? So I won't park through tomorrow. 01:11:51 Speaker 3: You've been called down on church parking. Yes, because I'm the mask. You got a letter? 01:11:55 Speaker 26: A letter? 01:11:56 Speaker 4: How did they know it was you? They didn't? They just put it whoever you are on my windshield. Oh yeah, I can't park anymore on the windshield. But as I was driving down into the pit, because these big churches always if you park, I mean you better be in shape to even be able to get back to the church. Okay, I passed all kinds of great parking. Nobody was in and they were all special types of parking. Not talking about handicapped. That's out of the sub I'm talking about first time, second time, third time, visitors, guest mothers here spect this, And I said, you know, all the parking spaces are used up by what. 01:12:29 Speaker 3: To me, I think you're hurting your membership. 01:12:31 Speaker 7: Hear me out. 01:12:33 Speaker 4: The worst thing you can do parking wise, has become a member. That's the worst thing that could happen if you become to go park out in the gravel. Yet now you become a you always spot the members because they're sweating trying to get to the church from the parking rick. This is a no joke. 01:12:48 Speaker 6: And this may sound shallow. We visited a church and it and I'll be honest with it was so far to walk. Oh yeah, I mean it was like it's six flags trying to get in there to part. And I know this makes me a shallow person. 01:13:03 Speaker 3: Can I just announce it? Okay, of course it does. 01:13:05 Speaker 6: The church is on a slot incline. Yeah, from the parking lot. Physically, I couldn't get to the sanctuary without being completely give out. 01:13:15 Speaker 4: Bubba. I'm gonna tell you something. If I could say affair, I know the church it was, and that's why I ruled about too. I'll just tell you I got here and I was going I couldn't you know, I couldn't even sing the hymns because I couldn't breathe well, I couldn't. 01:13:26 Speaker 6: End up, I stand up. My knees were wore out and hurting by the time I got there. Picture this, Now this they need trams in the parking. 01:13:34 Speaker 3: This is this is cutting edge. How about this. 01:13:39 Speaker 4: We want you to enjoy our church, and once you become a member, you get the best parking. You reverse it. 01:13:46 Speaker 3: Members get the good parking. 01:13:49 Speaker 4: Visitors have to walk. And I know you're gonna a car. I carry

it out there. 01:13:54 Speaker 6: I know you're gonna catch flak of that idea, but I see where you're going. You're telling me membership as it's priveged right. 01:14:01 Speaker 3: How about this, I. 01:14:02 Speaker 4: Talk to somebody. I know we want to be loving to the visitors. That happens once they get inside. You greet them, you love them, you hug them, and you even say you know, when you become a member, you'll get one of those parking spaces like mine. Let me show you mine on the way out. Since you're a visitor, I'm the one up here in the front, you know. But hear me be the master card commercial parking up front. Hear me out now because I've talked to people, how long you've been visiting our church? 01:14:24 Speaker 7: Oh? 01:14:24 Speaker 4: Six months? Well how come they said, heck, we want that guess parking, I mean speedy. 01:14:29 Speaker 7: I've got it for you. 01:14:30 Speaker 6: Vacation, Bible school, twenty dollars weekly, tithed, ten percent, parking spot up front process. 01:14:41 Speaker 4: For everything else. There's master cards, you know. But think you know that's all I could think about it. I thought, now that I've become a member of my church, I have, I've been banished to the pit. I've got to go park in the hole and then make you climb my way back to church. It's tough coming on my hearing. 01:14:56 Speaker 24: From both of you show let me hurt your marriage because you couldn't walk to church. 01:15:01 Speaker 6: There was a church that was too physically demanding yet that I had Here's because you couldn't walk up to here. 01:15:08 Speaker 4: Yes, yes, I spent two years trying to find a church. Did you ever? Were you ever a fourth time visitor? And you went ahead and parked where it said first, second or third time? 01:15:18 Speaker 14: No? 01:15:19 Speaker 4: I did you get out? 01:15:20 Speaker 3: I went to special needs? 01:15:21 Speaker 4: But you get out, and you wonder whether anybody recognized you? Do you know what I mean, you know what, how do they really know how many times you'll drive a different car every time? 01:15:28 Speaker 7: You know what? 01:15:28 Speaker 6: I was afraid of one dress a little different, getting new haircut when I parked, rotate the kids differently. 01:15:33 Speaker 3: When I parked in special needs. 01:15:36 Speaker 6: There was a couple of times I got out and I was and I found myself being conscious of the of the fact that were people thinking I was not special needs enough, right, you know, because one fat count One time Betty grabbed Caitlin and both baby bags and all I had was Hunter to carry in, and I thought, well, it looks like my loads a little lot for special needs. I wish you had left me you were parking special needs. I have in the past, I don't know now that I've got my spot in the dirt over there, I like that. 01:16:04 Speaker 7: Look. 01:16:04 Speaker 4: I can't worship if I'm winding. Yeah, can I just call that? I mean, I spend half the service catching my breath. And I had a great bought and I've been bumped. 01:16:12 Speaker 18: Out of it. 01:16:13 Speaker 3: Are you got your Sunday shoes on? 01:16:15 Speaker 4: You going with a twisted ankle? That's no good look? Look I little dust on? Yeah? 01:16:19 Speaker 3: Can I was parking special needs cost my bad foot. Oh I think you qualify. 01:16:23 Speaker 4: Look, I drop out sherrying the kids at the drive through drop off because Brooks has to go the nursery and then Brandy Blake. They latch on because they don't have to hip with dead right. And it's almost like my family watches me now as I drive away, going we may never see him again. Yeah, there goes by dad, you know, And I'm like, so, really, becoming a member, you get worse parking only we would. 01:16:43 Speaker 2: Say that, but that's real talk. That'll do it for this cook's pic pest control I hour. It is a best of and we thank you for being with us. Ricking Bubba off today, Lord willing back to tomorrow Monday, I should say, so, don't go anywhere. 01:16:59 Speaker 4: We got a lot left. 01:17:02 Speaker 9: Ricking Bubba, Ricking Bubba. 01:17:19 Speaker 17: You're listening to the Rick and Bubba show. 01:17:22 Speaker 5: It's a fool man down rule helm my hands again. Calm This winter's really gotta crip on me. 01:17:32 Speaker 4: It is six minutes past the hour. Welcome in. Getting tired of this town. But I ain't got no money to make any ground, no loanly now down after bar ricking Bubba on a day off today. 01:17:48 Speaker 6: Getting in the fights in out of falling. 01:17:50 Speaker 2: High as we roll back, don't forget Monday. There they're back from a day off. Bubba and Daddy's celebrating an anniversary this week. Happy anniversary weekends of them. Rick out speaking at quite a few dates down the Gulf Coast. You can go to the band church dot com Burgess Ministries dot com to learn all about that. I understand Pensacola went extremely well last night. My dad turns eighty four today. If you're listening live and it's the night, thank you for all the well wishes for that. But happy birthday, Dad. Let's continue more. Best of request, Let's get this hour started. 01:18:27 Speaker 4: Rick. 01:18:27 Speaker 6: An American woman who had noticed that there was a good woman man. There was an American woman that had no need to fasten her seat belt on a flight from Scandinavia to the United States after a high pressure of vacuum flush sealed her to the toilet seazy of the Transatlantic airliner. Now, Rick, the woman has filed a complaint with the Scandinavian Airline system after her ordeal on a Boeing seven sixty seven flight last year. Now that's the real big that's a big one. She got stuff in after pushing the flush button while seated, activating a system to clean the toilet by vacuum pressure. The airline said on Monday, I'm on, girls. 01:19:08 Speaker 4: Stand up for you push that though? What if it was a courtesy, Well, it's true. If you're trying to do a

courtesy flush, I bet you that won't happen again. 01:19:16 Speaker 6: Do you think they should put a sign up in that in that closet bathroom, no courtesy flushing? 01:19:21 Speaker 3: Do you think this was a courtesy? Go bad staying before you flush? 01:19:25 Speaker 4: You think you sat down. 01:19:26 Speaker 3: Said, oh my goodness, I got to do anybody a little courtesy. 01:19:28 Speaker 4: You're oh my gosh. 01:19:29 Speaker 6: She could not get up by herself and had to sit on the toilet until the flight had landed so that ground technicians could come in and get her loose. Rick not only stuck, but you had to have well your pants down. You had to have guys with wrenches come in. 01:19:46 Speaker 3: Bubby, you're making this get you loose. You are making it a rick. 01:19:50 Speaker 6: This is right off the MSNBC website. 01:19:57 Speaker 4: Well wow, what about when they heard the commotion? What about when you're at that point you go, well, all right, now, I've got to start screaming and people start thinking. 01:20:13 Speaker 7: What's going on? 01:20:14 Speaker 3: What about the first time you have to go help? 01:20:16 Speaker 7: You know what? 01:20:16 Speaker 4: Somebody said help, somebody went terrorists and she said, no, no, it's terror. 01:20:21 Speaker 7: But it is not a terrorist. 01:20:23 Speaker 4: This is the enemy within. 01:20:24 Speaker 7: Man? 01:20:25 Speaker 4: What's wrong? What's man? 01:20:26 Speaker 5: What can we help you? 01:20:28 Speaker 4: My butt has been sucked into the toilet, appears to be sealed, and I'm stuck here? Y'all? 01:20:34 Speaker 3: How is that the worst? 01:20:36 Speaker 4: Is that the worst? 01:20:37 Speaker 3: Let me ask you this, who? I mean, how did how big issue? 01:20:43 Speaker 6: That's what everybody wants to know, And I mean everybody's thinking, how large was this one? 01:20:48 Speaker 10: Well? 01:20:48 Speaker 4: You butt, though, doesn't have to be all that big to cover the entire toilet hole for a seal, well, rick, to. 01:20:54 Speaker 6: Break the seal, all you gotta do is well, it's just just a little you buy you would have to cover some Yeah, I mean we all had to get a tupperware lead off before you know, you just don't you know? Do you think they had to reach back here with their hands and get an air hole to try to break break a boo? 01:21:10 Speaker 3: You know how you ever got like a knife underneath something? You couldn't they had to see them. 01:21:14 Speaker 6: They had to pry something down in there and get a little lair. 01:21:16 Speaker 7: Yes, sir, they did. 01:21:18 Speaker 6: We know. 01:21:19 Speaker 4: I was trying to think, uh, touching big woman's butt, touching big woman's butt, because you had to you had to get in there. 01:21:27 Speaker 6: Oh, ruck pants down, I mean breeches down at her ankles. Sure, and there she sits, the queen of the throne. 01:21:37 Speaker 21: All right, look and we all look, we all. 01:21:41 Speaker 4: Know maintenance guys. We all know maintenance guys. 01:21:46 Speaker 5: Don't you know. 01:21:47 Speaker 6: The call on the radio was, oh, we got a fly coming in from Scandinavia. We have a large woman stuck on the pot. And they said, wasn't it? I must have got some jet wash here? Will you repeat that call? 01:21:59 Speaker 7: Play? 01:22:00 Speaker 4: What about that? 01:22:01 Speaker 6: Charlie, Get the boys and get some ranches down there to flight six eight three. We've got a woman stuck in the can, I know. And you know they were going, well, how big issue. 01:22:11 Speaker 4: Wow, she's stuck. We don't know. You gotta ask some signs to her. 01:22:14 Speaker 6: And you're thinking, what we'll go. We'll get to WD forty and the crow bar. Let's go, boys. What about that terrible call? Somebody says, what you're going to do is break the seal. 01:22:25 Speaker 4: I said, what did he say? 01:22:28 Speaker 7: Break? 01:22:28 Speaker 21: Tell me? 01:22:28 Speaker 4: He said, give her a peal. Now I'm said, what you don't break the seal? What you gotta do? 01:22:35 Speaker 6: Good? 01:22:36 Speaker 3: Gracious? 01:22:37 Speaker 4: We have her on the phone. She is actually calling in. Must be in the audience or listening on the internet and scandinavy. Yes, uh, lady on the throne, welcome to the program. How are you? 01:22:48 Speaker 15: Uh so. 01:22:51 Speaker 4: Well, she's breaking up a little. Wait, ma'am, what can you hear us? Were you the lady who was stuck on the toilet on. 01:23:01 Speaker 5: A on a fly? 01:23:03 Speaker 21: That was a horrible thing. 01:23:10 Speaker 4: Now how did all this happen? 01:23:11 Speaker 25: Man? 01:23:12 Speaker 21: I was trying to use the bears room and I got my knee caught between the park where the where the sick. 01:23:19 Speaker 25: Boy is and my what that little steel hole? 01:23:23 Speaker 7: Yeah? 01:23:25 Speaker 12: I got a burger? 01:23:27 Speaker 27: What the. 01:23:32 Speaker 21: W A second? 01:23:40 Speaker 26: That was a big. 01:23:44 Speaker 4: Love's on the pizza boys here? Did you? Was it so the section of the toilet? 01:23:57 Speaker 21: Yes, the suction must have got me and they've got water down there, you know, Hang on a second? 01:24:09 Speaker 6: Did you think our connections getting bad? 01:24:11 Speaker 21: Here? 01:24:12 Speaker 7: Ladies? Did? 01:24:13 Speaker 4: Did they hang on? 01:24:20 Speaker 15: The sweetish meat? 01:24:26 Speaker 7: Thank you? 01:24:27 Speaker 26: Thank you? 01:24:29 Speaker 27: Okay. 01:24:33 Speaker 4: I didn't even get to the part about them prime or loose. 01:24:35 Speaker 6: I just uh, ricky know, maintains guys. I just can't imagine that. You know, they're used to greasing wheels and you know, fixing turbines and. 01:24:46 Speaker 7: So to speak. 01:24:47 Speaker 6: And you know, you get the call we need you to come in and pull this lady off the can. 01:24:51 Speaker 27: And I just. 01:24:54 Speaker 4: That's oh,

that's just so not right. But Babbatuart is on the line. Stuart was there as all the plane. Yeah, Stuart, high fellas, How are you, Stuart? Are you okay? Listen, Stuart? 01:25:11 Speaker 10: Where have you been? 01:25:12 Speaker 4: Well, we've been right here, Stuart. Where have you been? 01:25:16 Speaker 12: Well it's funny because I could have been kidnapped. Nobody ever came to look for me. 01:25:20 Speaker 4: Well, Stuart, we just didn't. We figured you were, you know, stop back from the holidays. We didn't know. 01:25:24 Speaker 12: Okay, let's move on. Okay, listen, A lot's changed since I last talked to you. I sold my hot dogs stand business Januelle. 01:25:31 Speaker 6: Stuart, I thought you were all the flats. It's just luddy got stuck. 01:25:34 Speaker 15: Listen. 01:25:35 Speaker 12: I'm now an undercovered sky marshal for major airlines, the Skies have never been friendlier. 01:25:43 Speaker 5: Yeah, oh stuffy to you me. 01:25:50 Speaker 12: Listen, do you I heard that story about the woman in the bathroom on flight two sixty nine. Yes, it's no coincidence that that's flight two to sixty nine. That's my standard flight. You're right sure, and that was no accident. Let me tell you, I forgot to switch the toilet back to normal fucking. 01:26:20 Speaker 9: Ricking bubba, ricking Bubba. 01:26:27 Speaker 2: Wrecking Buba twenty minutes past the hour. 01:26:31 Speaker 4: Thank you so much for tuning into this cook's past control. Best Mark. I have a story to share with you and Bubba this morning and meeting Don Juan and Cassio. 01:26:41 Speaker 7: It's it is. 01:26:43 Speaker 4: It is not good. And Cassio and Don Juan won't appreciate this as much as you and Bubba will because y'all are married, right, you know, because this is something all of us married folks can relate to. There's really nothing no where's the story going. There's really there's there's really nothing worse than uh for your wife to be mad at you and and and I and my wife does not want me to tell the story on there to live in the corner of an attic, Yes, a house with an angry woman. Yes, that is from the Bible, in case anyone to know pair phrase. 01:27:15 Speaker 2: My wife stays mad at me half the time. 01:27:18 Speaker 4: So yeah, and lately I seem to be in trouble more often. And I don't know why. I don't know what what what why? This is my stay I'm not I've really dropped a little bit. And uh, and I stay in trouble a lot more than I used to. And uh, we're you know, we're we're we're getting new furniture for the house because we lived there a year and there's rooms that don't have any furniture and we finally have stepped up to get the furniture. So now keep in mind, as you all know, being married, any furniture that you had prior to the purchase, then of course, uh, just out of nowhere becomes no good, right, you know what I mean, It's unworthy. So it all gets moved down to where I live in the bottom of the house, in the you know, the built in basement down there. So there's a table that, of course, you know, we had to decorate and stick in the corner. Well, now it's no good because it may not match, you know, the new furniture coming in. So I say to my wife and I admit this because it's she's what, in a very Rick Burgess lazy, I hate to hassle with stuff mode. She says, we need to move his table downstairs because they're bringing the furniture intomorrow. I said, Cherry, I said, you know we're paying X. I said, sure, do they can move the table downstairs for us? You know, because I said, I'm not that comes into de Yeah, I said, I'm not a mover. I don't have I don't I don't have those skills. I said, that'd be like you asked me to go change the old in your car. You know, we pay people to do that. Because I'm no good at it, you know what I mean? Because I don't have those skills. I said, I don't want, you know, and she and she says, I can't believe that you're gonna sit there and make them move this table that'll take us five minutes to move, or something to that effect. I don't remember. 01:28:52 Speaker 3: I don't remember the exact word. 01:28:54 Speaker 4: You say, yeah, go ahead and believe it. Uh, well no, because at this point, I said, you know, I won't get until we move this table downstairs. Now, in the very lazy no house away, I think, well, I'll just roll it down the steps down into the down into the basement and then just put it in some vacant room or something. Get it out of the way. Because this table, which was so crucial to us that I already had to move in one day now is meaningless in the in the new picture. So as we start coming down the steps with it, I realized she ain't gonna fit through the door because because of the legs. Okay, now let me let me, let me give my wife credit. My wife said take it out the door around through the bottom, and I said, now we can get it down the steps through that door. Okay, that was my call. Okay, but I'm not and you take credit. Yeah, I'm not too big a man or too proud to admit that it ain't gonna fit, even though I've beat it around pretty good trying to get it in that door. Okay, Now my wife is on the top in guiding. Y'all see the picture. The doorframe looks pretty good too. Now my wife is on a good day, five foot one. I mean that that's her as tall as she can get. That's that's what that's what that's wearing heels, you know what I mean? And so so she, uh, she wrestles with it. I wrestle with it, and I call it off and I say, look this, this ain't gonna fit. I'm going upstairs. And I drag it back to the top of the steps and I said, I'll take it out the door. I don't see why we couldn't just let them move it like you know, I mean, like that's good, you know. And I'm ranting. Now, now, folks, you already know what kind of trouble I'm already in because she's ranting to me and I'm ranting, and I'm going this the double rant. 01:30:43 Speaker 3: About that time, I said, she says, what are you doing? 01:30:47 Speaker 4: I said,

well, let's just take it out the door like you She said, oh no, she said it'll fit. And then, folks, I hear the words you never want to hear. 01:30:57 Speaker 3: I'll just do it my self. 01:31:01 Speaker 4: Well, me trying to be the man I was gonna teach you about lasson, I said, fine. Well, about that time I hear the most awful bouncing of a table and I hear my life. My wife screamed, and I thought, oh my gosh, I filled my wife and I round the corner, and gentlemen, what I see down at the bottom of those steps a table lodged in a door to where it had just bounced with as much speed as it could, rolling like a ball, because it's like her tire coming down those steps, because it's a round table, okay, knocking my wife through the basement almost to the other landing just feet from the door. Down there, she's face down, laying in the floor, screaming, wanting, wanting, wanting something horrible to happen to me. I had to think so and I am like, oh my gosh, my wife took the table to the forehead as if it began to come down the steps, bouncing, I mean, bouncing out of control down the steps, knocking my wife into the basement. And now it's lodged in the door. 01:32:19 Speaker 25: Now did you place the statement? 01:32:22 Speaker 7: So? 01:32:23 Speaker 3: How many people? 01:32:24 Speaker 4: How did you survive that? 01:32:25 Speaker 7: Listen? 01:32:25 Speaker 4: How many people who are married? And I want to see y'all get your hands up. You know, as much as I wanted to help her, I did not want to go down there, you know what I mean. And the table is lodged so much I can't get to her, and I have to crawl through the table to get to her. How long do you think it took before blame began to just come pouring? 01:32:46 Speaker 18: I mean, I mean when the table was rolling the blame was started. 01:32:49 Speaker 4: When it started, I heard it bouncing down the steps, and I thought, please let her be out of the way. And then you hear that terrible scream as you know the table has either rolled over, you know what I mean, what what has happened? And uh she needles to say, you know, as I look, and she's got a nod on her forehead, you know what I mean? And I mean, and how's it look? Well, the word the word klingon comes to mind, you know, I mean, it's. 01:33:23 Speaker 12: It's not funny. 01:33:24 Speaker 4: Well it is now, I mean, well now, but I mean I'm talking about look at it from my point of view. 01:33:34 Speaker 3: I mean, be me is the part that is so terrible. 01:33:37 Speaker 4: She's hurt, but and somebody's gonna pay, you know what I mean, And take a wild guess who it's gonna be. 01:33:43 Speaker 26: Top of the list. 01:33:44 Speaker 2: Man. 01:33:46 Speaker 4: So about this time, when she's in the floor injured because I was too lazy to do what she want to do in the beginning, because I had suggested let the movers handle it tomorrow because they're the pros. 01:34:00 Speaker 6: That's what you should have done, So you should double back to that. See the amateur's handling it. 01:34:04 Speaker 4: I tried. I tried that I did, but it didn't. It didn't seem to hold a lot of water. Then the knocking of the door of an appointment of a guy who was coming out to uh do the yearly turmite bond was knocking on the door. I go to see him, and he wonders why we have to enter the house by going all the way around to the back. And so I finally get Cherry up off the floor and she's now laying back on a bed with an ice pack on her head. 01:34:29 Speaker 3: Uh, you know, various times screaming. I said, shiner, do whatuld that mean? 01:34:33 Speaker 4: Anything? 01:34:34 Speaker 3: Close? 01:34:35 Speaker 4: It had shiner potential, But I don't think right on the top of the nose there, oh man. But uh. Then, as the pest control guy starts making his way down the steps, he sees a table lodged and cutting off the basement to his access, and I said, got me a table stuck here in the door, very calmly, this is what you'll love you, y'all will love this calm if he could. He reaches down with a hand, not even with a wrench, and goes and unscrews two legs on the table, pops them off, rows it into the room, off to the side, and says, okay, let me get over here. 01:35:15 Speaker 3: And it just goes on to what he's doing. 01:35:17 Speaker 28: You know what I mean, y'all wouldn't believe how easy he took the legs off that table. 01:35:25 Speaker 6: The only thing worse than the home argument is for somebody to be physically hurt. The only thing worse than that is for the company to come. 01:35:36 Speaker 4: Every bit of it going. 01:35:37 Speaker 3: And the only thing worse than that is for it to be your wife. 01:35:40 Speaker 4: Yeah, and then you have to wait for the perfect timing to go back and go, baby, you all right? 01:35:47 Speaker 5: I got some good nude, baby you all right? 01:35:51 Speaker 4: We don't. 01:35:53 Speaker 9: Ricking Bubba, ricking Bubba. 01:36:02 Speaker 16: Something's gotta hold on me lately. 01:36:05 Speaker 7: No, I talned on myself. 01:36:07 Speaker 17: And you're listening to the Rick and Bubba. 01:36:10 Speaker 6: Show, feels like the was on hog Holes and Little and the Devil's Knocking. 01:36:16 Speaker 7: And My Dog. 01:36:19 Speaker 4: Twenty five minutes until the top of the hour. How many times did I tell you I'm all good at me? 01:36:28 Speaker 7: It's tagging it. 01:36:29 Speaker 4: It is a cook's past control. 01:36:30 Speaker 2: Best of the guys off today, Lord Will and everybody back together on Monday. 01:36:35 Speaker 4: Thank you so much for tuning in. 01:36:37 Speaker 3: No, all right, So frat boy is standing by Freddy. How are you, buddy? 01:36:48 Speaker 25: Wanting a suit? 01:36:50 Speaker 3: So you put on the it is and it is a big how much patting does it have? 01:36:53 Speaker 4: Speaking? 01:36:54 Speaker 25: What? 01:36:54 Speaker 12: I'm gonna turn you. 01:36:55 Speaker 29: Over the officer Tony Lambert, who does

this a lot, Yeah, with the force, and he's tell you what's happening here. 01:37:01 Speaker 4: Hold on, all right, I've been so looking forward to him. 01:37:05 Speaker 15: beIN. 01:37:05 Speaker 4: Dog Tony, how are you? Tony? 01:37:09 Speaker 3: Now has this particular dog? What's what's the dog's name? 01:37:12 Speaker 26: Spot spot spot spock a backwards? 01:37:17 Speaker 4: Okay, all right, cop spelled backwards, so spop it's uh spock spot yeah with a sea all right. Now, let me ask you this Tony has this particular dog. Is it attacked a criminal before? 01:37:32 Speaker 14: No? 01:37:32 Speaker 25: Not not uh not without the bit on several cases. But we've never he never actually has got to bite anybody here. Everybody always gave us first. 01:37:41 Speaker 3: So he's probably excused. Bat in a thousand. Huh so, so he's very excited about getting to the attack. 01:37:46 Speaker 25: Oh yeah, yeah, this this makes his day. 01:37:48 Speaker 7: Now. 01:37:48 Speaker 3: What kind of foam suit do we have here? 01:37:50 Speaker 6: Is it? 01:37:51 Speaker 4: Is it as big and fluffy as the the old ones like that Gomer Pyle had when he had his uh you know, was it Gilbert? What was the name of the shepherd he had? Gimley Gilbert or Himley Gilbert? You remember that big foam suit they used and Gomer Pile. Is it that big or is it smaller? 01:38:08 Speaker 25: It's hard to move in, Okay, it's it's real thick, probably about probably about a hand and a half thick. 01:38:14 Speaker 6: Okay, but this but they said, the power of this dog will still leave a bruise though, right. 01:38:18 Speaker 25: Oh yeah, a couple on me? 01:38:20 Speaker 4: And could he bleed? 01:38:22 Speaker 3: Oh yeah, okay, all right then that sounds great. All right, Well we're I mean, we're ready for the attack whenever you are, Tony. 01:38:28 Speaker 25: Okay, I'm gonna give you back to Speedy here. 01:38:29 Speaker 24: Okay, Peedy, I'm about to go get a possion. 01:38:34 Speaker 3: Alright, are you Are you having hard time moving? 01:38:36 Speaker 18: Yes? 01:38:37 Speaker 29: I look like that guy at the fair that's put one of his sumo wrestling outfits on. It can't walk. 01:38:42 Speaker 4: I got you. How many kids are out there? 01:38:44 Speaker 29: I'm a wabble, like a weavil wabble. It's about three hundred, trad boy, hold the fun up to my head. I can't dip in my arms. Okay, it's about three hundred. 01:38:51 Speaker 25: I guess. 01:38:52 Speaker 29: And we're walking through the crowded right now. Right now, I'm going to hide in the shrub. 01:38:56 Speaker 4: Oh so you gonna come running out? 01:38:58 Speaker 12: Okay, yeah, just walking on. 01:39:00 Speaker 29: Now, I'm gonna turn you over to frat boy very quickly here, and he's gonna kind of tell you a little bit more about that. Right now, I am looking one hundred yards down the steel to a bronco. The back of the bronco is up and in the end the bronco is a it's like a dog cage and you can see the dogs. 01:39:15 Speaker 3: That they are just licking at chops ready to attack. 01:39:18 Speaker 14: Tho. 01:39:19 Speaker 29: Now now there is blood all on my uniform. No, yes, he got ready. 01:39:25 Speaker 4: Hey frat now, look, I got to have some drama. I mean, I want to know what's happening the the I want to know how intense it is. I want to know if speed he's falling is a dog? 01:39:36 Speaker 1: You know? 01:39:36 Speaker 4: Is it going for his neck? I gotta know all of it, okay, because you. 01:39:40 Speaker 25: Know there's blood all over that uniform from the dog's teeth when he buys his gums bleed. 01:39:46 Speaker 4: You're kidding. 01:39:47 Speaker 25: No, the guy said, it's talking when you brush your. 01:39:49 Speaker 26: Teeth to our Yeah, I got you. 01:39:52 Speaker 7: All right. 01:39:52 Speaker 3: Now, how close are we from from attack? 01:39:55 Speaker 25: He's getting ready right now? The dog is still in the cave. 01:39:58 Speaker 4: Have you seen the dog attack one the policeman yet? 01:40:01 Speaker 10: No, we're not gonna do that. 01:40:03 Speaker 4: We're gonna write. 01:40:04 Speaker 26: Oh my gosh, So we don't know what's gonna all right. 01:40:07 Speaker 3: Well I do that thing's gonna come out of there and go nuts. What's gonna happen? I do hope he's rested up. 01:40:11 Speaker 4: Look, it's it's but but here's the thing out on? Is the suit? 01:40:14 Speaker 7: I guess? 01:40:15 Speaker 3: But if he attack criminals, couldn't he come out of there and used to attack anybody. 01:40:20 Speaker 12: The cops? 01:40:21 Speaker 25: I think the cop just said he's gonna attack whoever got the suit on? 01:40:24 Speaker 3: Yeah, but I mean in real life? Put yeah, how in real life they can't get that suit on the criminal. 01:40:28 Speaker 7: Can they? 01:40:29 Speaker 25: I mean, I guess I really don't know. 01:40:31 Speaker 3: If they could do that, they could get the handcuffs on him. 01:40:33 Speaker 4: Can you know he may say, look this suit things old, I'm going for Frat boy, I know you. 01:40:37 Speaker 25: Know what I'm gonna be running. 01:40:39 Speaker 4: I wouldn't move if I I wouldn't make a noise. I wouldn't do anything but stand still and talk on the phone. 01:40:46 Speaker 25: Okay, all the kids, did you hear that? 01:40:47 Speaker 3: If you're on the front row, kneel down that you know how many times I have to be told that once? 01:40:52 Speaker 25: All right, walking towards the there're or whatever they're in. 01:40:57 Speaker 4: So we're about to turn him loose. 01:40:59 Speaker 6: Yeah, here we go, frant boy, are you kind of in a position where you will be when Speedy is running and the dog catches out. 01:41:06 Speaker 25: I'm like, I'm he's gonna be run out into this field and I'm standing right here in the middle of the field. 01:41:09 Speaker 3: Okay, well, look, if the dog gets on you keep the phone live so we can hear. 01:41:13 Speaker 6: It's try it, okay, if you

have to, just toss it down gently, but don't hang it up whatever you do. 01:41:19 Speaker 25: Okay, Okay, Okay, he's getting ready to open the gate. 01:41:22 Speaker 3: Oh, here we go. 01:41:23 Speaker 4: Let us know. Play by play. 01:41:25 Speaker 25: Okay, Bitty's hide behind. 01:41:27 Speaker 4: The bush in the full suit, yeah, okay, about to be attacked by a police dog, the Belgium Malamua. 01:41:36 Speaker 25: Okay, the cops. What's going on? I can't see. Okay, he's telling him to come out set. He's starting to walk out. Here we go, Okay, Okay, he's starting to jog. He's about to be on the field. Okay, he's running on the field. Okay, he's about Speedy screaming at. 01:41:53 Speaker 29: The dog and he just opened the gate and the dog is running right. 01:41:58 Speaker 7: Oh my god. 01:41:59 Speaker 26: The dog back grabbing him by his office. 01:42:02 Speaker 25: Oh he got he's got his right arm, carrying his arm. 01:42:07 Speaker 12: He will not like go. 01:42:08 Speaker 25: I mean, he's just got like the bone and he's just taking it and he will not like. The cops can'not get. 01:42:15 Speaker 13: Him off. 01:42:18 Speaker 18: On the ground. 01:42:18 Speaker 12: He lost him. 01:42:21 Speaker 4: Frat boy. 01:42:24 Speaker 3: Dog always lost to the cops. 01:42:26 Speaker 26: There is okay. 01:42:27 Speaker 25: The cops told Pete the stand still. 01:42:30 Speaker 4: Why it gets so quiet? They make it be quiet? 01:42:32 Speaker 25: Yeah, freeze and Speedy's just standing there with his hands up because the dog's laying down. 01:42:40 Speaker 4: Did the dog attack just like a just like a crazy thing. 01:42:43 Speaker 25: Yeah, I mean it was sprinting, and then it just jumped on his back and threw him on the ground. 01:42:49 Speaker 3: I have a feeling it was a little harsher than Speedy wanted it to be down. 01:42:52 Speaker 4: Was it harsh, frat boy? I mean, did it throw him down. 01:42:54 Speaker 3: Like a rag doll? 01:42:55 Speaker 25: Yes, grabbing other arm and just slinging it. Okay, Okay, he's running again. He's about to let the dog go. 01:43:00 Speaker 4: What he's going to get attacked again? 01:43:02 Speaker 25: He's pulling the cops trying to get the Speedy. 01:43:05 Speaker 4: Oh, he wants to just kill running. 01:43:07 Speaker 25: He run behind the building. 01:43:09 Speaker 4: So I think that's it, all right, So Speedy's free. 01:43:12 Speaker 25: Yeah, he's done. 01:43:13 Speaker 18: He got away. 01:43:14 Speaker 25: Okay, the dog's looking at me. 01:43:16 Speaker 3: Okay, now, frat boy, look, don't even okay, it's. 01:43:19 Speaker 25: Coming my way. Don't go towards the building. 01:43:22 Speaker 3: You go over space, don't run, don't jog. 01:43:25 Speaker 4: And don't go. 01:43:27 Speaker 29: Okay, I'll think the cops going back to speed. 01:43:30 Speaker 25: He's okay, all right, Look. 01:43:31 Speaker 6: Hey, frat boy, just hold the phone out for a minute. 01:43:34 Speaker 26: Hold

it out. 01:43:34 Speaker 29: Yeah, well real quick, y'all, Like an idiot. I have got a bite sleeve on and we're gonna do something. We're gonna do half of it again. What it is, I'm gonna present my elbow to him. And after I present my elbow to him, Billy is gonna let him come at me and he's gonna grab me. And I'm gonna have the phone in my out hand, So you'll have to be able to hear the bike real close up. 01:43:55 Speaker 4: Oh, let's hear the chief. Yeah, let's hear him. 01:43:57 Speaker 21: Go to get it, bring him up. 01:43:58 Speaker 29: It felt like if you you uh, and I know it's talk you don't understand because you're you're so big and fat. But if you were to break loose and you're you're running for a touchdown and somebody comes up and jumps on your back and tackles you. Yeah, that's what it felt like. 01:44:10 Speaker 4: So he puts you down. You could not stay on your feet. 01:44:12 Speaker 29: The only difference is, you know, you don't feel teeth on your elbow. That's the only difference. 01:44:15 Speaker 3: Well, unless you're playing Alexandria. 01:44:17 Speaker 25: Well that's true. 01:44:18 Speaker 3: All right, now, all right, now? 01:44:19 Speaker 7: What go ahead? 01:44:20 Speaker 5: Here we go? 01:44:20 Speaker 29: All right, I'm walking out now like an idiot to here, and Billy's got him on the leave. 01:44:25 Speaker 3: Okay, here it comes. 01:44:27 Speaker 12: He's a gonna bite. 01:44:29 Speaker 4: All right, keep on listen. 01:44:33 Speaker 6: I can't come it. 01:44:43 Speaker 30: Listen to the crowd going long. It's like a bad episode of Cops. 01:45:03 Speaker 4: Spain. 01:45:06 Speaker 6: That's that's what I was wanting to hear the whole time. 01:45:09 Speaker 4: I want to hear it knowing nut. 01:45:13 Speaker 3: Did you get you? 01:45:15 Speaker 21: Oh my god? Damn complete are you blaving? 01:45:20 Speaker 7: Little? 01:45:21 Speaker 4: Well? It was worth it though for us. 01:45:24 Speaker 6: The good news is he's gonna get his shots next week. 01:45:26 Speaker 3: Speedy you all right? 01:45:28 Speaker 4: Speedy? He really took him out into the arms, all right, my elbow. I just couldn't believe how it went from zero to mania. I mean, there was no build up. How fun? 01:45:50 Speaker 25: Oh yeah, that's what they. 01:45:51 Speaker 12: Kick him arm? 01:45:52 Speaker 2: Okay, yeah, please don't dog blood looks. 01:45:55 Speaker 4: Like alright, speed, I know you got to talk to the kid, ye super jump. 01:46:02 Speaker 9: Crag kid a kid ricking bubba, ricking bubba. 01:46:25 Speaker 2: It is ten minutes until top of the hour. Thank you so much for tuning into this Cook's pest control best of I'm. 01:46:31 Speaker 4: Your host, Speedy. 01:46:31 Speaker 2: The boys off today, Lord Will and everybody back together on Monday. 01:46:39 Speaker 15: I will. 01:46:41 Speaker 2: Be on a vacation, which is I'm looking forward to trying to, you know, not peak too early. With the excitement, if you know what I mean. But Monday the boys back together again. We have got a lot to get to so so far, we've had a great time hosting this best of the request that have been coming in or some dandies. There's some good ones and some of them have potential to be on this year's Best of CD, which we're looking at maybe some you know, there's so many great, great segments that just never made a CD for the year. For over the years, y'all like, man, where's that song? I mean, where's that song? Where's that bit? And I'm like, it's you know, it's actually just in our catalog. It's didn't make the CD. And so some of those have potential this year, so we're looking forward to that as we celebrate this year with you. 01:47:34 Speaker 4: All right, let's take listen to this one. 01:47:36 Speaker 2: This one is a classic and has to do with blaring care and take afici thank you know you're wrong? 01:47:43 Speaker 4: Bluegrass give us a call right now, Yes, bluegrass bands playing a rock classic. Would you like to play? Name that grass? Karen? Line them up at eighty seven seven. 01:47:51 Speaker 7: We be big. 01:47:52 Speaker 4: We need you know, pairs of people taking on each other. So It's Paul and Pelham against Chris and Moody. Fellows, welcome the Rick and Bubba Show. 01:48:01 Speaker 7: How are you all right? 01:48:02 Speaker 26: What's up? 01:48:02 Speaker 7: Guys? 01:48:03 Speaker 3: Both of you know how to do good man good? Both of you know how to play? 01:48:07 Speaker 12: Yeah? 01:48:08 Speaker 7: All right? 01:48:08 Speaker 4: So what I'm gonna do? And I'm gonna start with Paul, who called from Pelham said, so you were the first one to call Paul? And how this will work? You have fifteen seconds and then you, Paul must tell us how many seconds we lost Chris and Moody? 01:48:22 Speaker 7: All right? 01:48:22 Speaker 4: Now, Jay and Laurel Mississippi. What's like on Paul and pell? 01:48:25 Speaker 7: All right? 01:48:26 Speaker 4: I don't know whether Chris got scared, you know, or what happened, but I'm totally confused. Now Chris in Birmingham's bag, Paul's gone. Karen, I'm dying here. I'm on the beach and I'm baking. All right, So Karen there, do you work for that uplink company? 01:48:43 Speaker 7: By chance? 01:48:44 Speaker 3: Is Chris and Birmingham on the line? 01:48:47 Speaker 7: I am here? 01:48:48 Speaker 4: Can anybody? Is anybody ready to play him? Karen, Barry, Barry and Pensacola, aren't we got we got a hand for you? On a land line. 01:48:55 Speaker 26: I'm sorry, what are you? 01:48:56 Speaker 6: Are you on a land based telephone? 01:48:58 Speaker 9: Yeah? 01:48:59 Speaker 7: Okay, good, all right? 01:49:00 Speaker 4: What about you, Barry, Barry Barry? How you doing, buddy, Barry Barry? Do you know how to play name that grass yep with somebody? 01:49:10 Speaker 7: With somebody? 01:49:10 Speaker 4: Could y'all walk out there and pick up that steel chair of the one there so we won't be the weather one affected

and club me over the head with it? 01:49:16 Speaker 9: Yeah? 01:49:17 Speaker 4: Say well, okay, all right, so uh we're this is how it works, Chris. Now you will go first, and you will take on Barry and Pensacola with Barry? Do you know how to play rock that rock Grassberry? Now, don't make me suffer? I mean hit me, hit me right in the temple, make the first, Yeah, hit me in the temple, took. I don't want to sell the first. Do you know how the conference call calls? Do you know how to do that? Because that's the problem I think we're having. Now they're on all right, Chris is in moody. 01:49:48 Speaker 15: Yeah, I'm bad. 01:49:48 Speaker 4: Okay, good Lord, help me Lord. If I make it to the first flow today, I'm gonna be mad. I'm gonna be mad. You're you're still jumping around. 01:49:57 Speaker 21: I don't know what I'm. 01:49:58 Speaker 4: Gonna change my mind, Amy under MADV and back over because I'm afraid the chair I'll survive. 01:50:06 Speaker 24: Well, that's cause that's not being done right. Ye Are they both on the air with us, Karen? Can they both speak so we can hear them? 01:50:13 Speaker 4: Chris and Barry? Just I need confidence that you're there. Who's hold the line? 01:50:17 Speaker 3: If you're not doing it for yourself, for the love of God, do it for me, say something. 01:50:21 Speaker 4: I know you there on the line, all right, Barry, Okay, all right, it's Penson or pencil Cola. 01:50:28 Speaker 25: No, it's Penson Alabama. 01:50:31 Speaker 7: Okay. 01:50:32 Speaker 4: And when when you back over me, go ahead and gouge it. I mean, don't don't just ease over. Okay, we may have the first We're gonna get that big paddle out and everybody there, okay, including christ and Barry. Yeah, alright, college. Yeah, if you if you're back hurt some bad that you can't run the phones, just yeah, just let us know. 01:51:00 Speaker 6: Yeah, just sign will call in somebody from if you and if you can't do that, tap on the wind truck. 01:51:11 Speaker 4: Okay, all right, Chris, starting with you? How many seconds? How many seconds? With fifteen being the Maxwe do you think you need to name that grass? Say thirteen thirteen, Barry, you think you can beat that? 01:51:27 Speaker 27: I don't know. 01:51:28 Speaker 10: Let me catch my bread, okay, killing me? 01:51:32 Speaker 4: Yeah, twelve twelve, Chris, I'm the grass, all right? 01:51:37 Speaker 3: Now, put them both on hold and only give me Barry. 01:51:41 Speaker 24: All right, So you you hit the whole button and then click over where it says hold h O L D. 01:51:48 Speaker 4: If you will backwards. 01:51:51 Speaker 3: It's a la la if you if you. 01:51:56 Speaker 6: Take care, listen seriously next time before we drive four hundreds of myoful life. 01:52:02 Speaker 4: If you have a question, don't be afraid of. 01:52:05 Speaker 7: Look. 01:52:06 Speaker 4: I want to tell Look, I want to tell the whole staff. There's something I've been noticing lately. This is a side study I'm doing. Okay, if you're not sure about something, hell I ask. Okay, there, all right, Okay, nobody's gonna get mad. Okay, Yes, they may raise on you. If gim me you know what I mean. Something's on your mind you're not sure about, let me know. I may not have an answer, but I can get it for you. Sure, we'll ask somebody. I'm gonna ask the rest of the staff to get more aggressive on questions. Okay, okay, all right, now back to its name that grass in twelve second? 01:52:45 Speaker 3: Right, Barry, Now, here's what I love. You know we're gonna go. Now bearing able to hear it? 01:52:48 Speaker 4: Right, that's the next thing. 01:52:49 Speaker 5: That's that. 01:52:50 Speaker 4: Yeah, okay, and you got to handle no, he want to be to hear that, Barry. Here we go twelve say it. Barry doesn't win, that means that Chris wins. And by the way, this is but taking so long. I'm giving whoever wins a new car. Okay, just hear all right, here we go. 01:53:08 Speaker 3: Are you ready? Twelve seconds? Twelve seconds? 01:53:10 Speaker 10: Barry? 01:53:11 Speaker 3: Ready go, Barry, there was your twelve seconds? 01:53:32 Speaker 4: Do anything with that? 01:53:33 Speaker 23: Barry? 01:53:35 Speaker 4: You there? Yeah, we're here. 01:53:37 Speaker 12: I'm s rolling on h yeah. 01:53:39 Speaker 4: Okay, okay, don't have a clue. 01:53:41 Speaker 17: Don't have a clue. 01:53:43 Speaker 3: Take a while, guests take some kind of bizarre guess for me. 01:53:46 Speaker 10: Bizarre uh huh. 01:53:50 Speaker 12: Born in the USA, Born. 01:53:51 Speaker 4: In the USA. That is not a bad By the way, that is not what Barry did. He knew that one time. We did that one right, and now that is not it. Spring Chris. I'll explain to her how to do that. Chris all you gotta do now if you if you've got conference call on? Is you just press Chris again? Chris? Yeah, I'm here. 01:54:09 Speaker 7: Uh you have won? 01:54:10 Speaker 4: Did you have any clue? Just for the heck of it? 01:54:13 Speaker 5: Not a clue? 01:54:14 Speaker 6: Not? 01:54:15 Speaker 4: Yeah. Listen, you're not alone today. Chris Ladd knocking on my door? Got of the quarter? Who knows it? 01:54:23 Speaker 5: Now? 01:54:25 Speaker 4: Hot legs? That is correct. 01:54:26 Speaker 3: Let's hear high legs, Uncle Budden Electro. 01:54:29 Speaker 30: What experience you can live in tonight if you won't in the morning, the shoe you're going. 01:54:38 Speaker 4: Tell everybody say wearing me? 01:54:41 Speaker 19: Now? 01:54:42 Speaker 3: I can't hear hot Legs stream and shout. 01:54:47 Speaker 4: Hot leg still in school if I say I love you, hoiday what congratulations to you, Chris Burry, Sorry about that. If you'd had maybe another second in there, you probably would have gotten it. Chris, congratulations you. 01:55:01 Speaker 3: Chris Collins here in Pensacola is going to give you. 01:55:04 Speaker 4: His automobile because he knows his way around in this town. He didn't need it, you know what

I mean. 01:55:14 Speaker 7: That's good stuff. 01:55:17 Speaker 2: Remember exactly where we were when that happened in Pensacola. All will take a break. That'll do it for this hour. It is a cook pest Control, best of you. Just tuning in, You're like, wait, what are the guys that they're back on Monday, that they had a day today where Rich traveling speaking, Bubba's celebrating his anniversary. Everybody back together again on Monday, don't go anywhere, Ricking. 01:55:37 Speaker 31: Bubba, Ricking Bubba, three decades of Radio Gold, The Ricking Bubba. 01:55:56 Speaker 2: Show, six minutes past the hour. Thank you so much for tuning in to this Rick and Bubba show. Cook's Past Control, best of Rick and Bubba off today, back to I say keep someoneting to say tomorrow, Tomorrow, Saturday. But if you're listening live Monday, though, they're back and they'll have lots of recaps. Rick out speaking a number of dates, Bubba enjoying his anniversary with Betty, and so a lot to recap on Monday. All right, So, in honor of this year's Olympics in Paris, let's go way back to when we were trying to find an Olympic reporter and we had a contest, and this has been requested. I cannot believe some of you old schoolers and day one remembered this and we were able to find it. This is the tryouts of Olympic Reporter. As you can tell, we made it up on the fly. 01:56:51 Speaker 6: The beauty of this contest tell us that work that we have. We have narrowed down the field of suggestions to five people. Yeah, well four actually, well technically five. One we're unable to find right now. 01:57:03 Speaker 3: Uh, we will let these uh, these people. 01:57:07 Speaker 6: Have one minute to give us an Olympic update because I'd like to know what's been going on. I'll be honest with you, I didn't catch much of the Olympics. That is why we're gonna have this one minute Olympic report. Now, you, the listing audience will get to vote one of these out of the bunch today and we will be down to our official Olympic reporter by end of the week. You know, we had several listeners at large that wanted to compete. Should we take an at large listener and let them be our fifth contestant today? 01:57:34 Speaker 3: What do you think? 01:57:34 Speaker 12: Right? 01:57:35 Speaker 4: First, tut of the gate because he's got multiple ones he can do for school clothes and Tony uh is here. Tony's got his countdown to Fatfest two. 01:57:43 Speaker 6: Let's not taint this with the countdown. Tony will have to do that in another segment. 01:57:46 Speaker 4: Okay, okay, Tony, are you ready? 01:57:48 Speaker 10: Oh yeah, you got? 01:57:49 Speaker 4: You got one minute to tell us what happened with the Olympics this weekend? Okay? 01:57:53 Speaker 5: Is it one minute? 01:57:55 Speaker 4: Okay? 01:57:55 Speaker 6: Well, let's let each contestant come up with our own music if they want their own background music. 01:57:59 Speaker 4: How about that? Okay? 01:58:00 Speaker 3: But they said

one minute? 01:58:01 Speaker 6: Eight, yes, one minute. It's gotta be Towny, It's. 01:58:03 Speaker 4: Gotta be a one minute report on Buzzy. 01:58:05 Speaker 3: Are you ready, Towny? 01:58:07 Speaker 27: Yeah, I'm ready. 01:58:07 Speaker 4: You got your music? 01:58:09 Speaker 27: Yeah? 01:58:09 Speaker 4: Really, he's got mister Lucky music in the back. All right, ready, Tony, give us a report? 01:58:14 Speaker 27: Go uh what bulla Speedy don't want and almost lovely interns. I have to decline anything to keep the loyal Rick and Bub fans updated on the Sydney Olympics due to my twenty four to seven schedules. Although I would like to speak give an explicit report on the swim suit I mean swimming competition, women swimming competition, Uh, to the little fans, I would, but I just don't believe I'd be able to do this. 01:58:47 Speaker 18: Loyalty to the. 01:58:47 Speaker 4: Subject is Tony saying he don't want to do it is that is that is that what this is about. 01:58:54 Speaker 3: This could be a new approach ate. 01:58:56 Speaker 27: Okay, I just wouldn't ever give it the time I need to give, Rick, But so. 01:59:02 Speaker 4: That might make it even more funny. 01:59:05 Speaker 27: I seen them swim last night and they looked pretty good. 01:59:09 Speaker 6: Okay, all right, Well, Tony, that's a thank you, Tony. 01:59:12 Speaker 4: Tony, thank you. We will we will look back on the decision to do this at a later later time. Well, look, that's good, we got that into all right, Well we'll find another one here. 01:59:37 Speaker 26: You're gonna go. 01:59:38 Speaker 4: How about Jimmy dunaway. 01:59:41 Speaker 26: Jimmy, Good morning guys. Jimmy is one hundred and four hours and six days to fat pests. 01:59:48 Speaker 6: Rick, Thank you, jim damn Please tell us you have some Olympic knees for us. 01:59:53 Speaker 21: I do I do this my minute. 01:59:55 Speaker 4: You're ready? 01:59:56 Speaker 26: You ready go in honor of the Survivor competition where I'm just like Richard right now, naked, right in the middle of the bed for an Olympic up dank, slightly overweight. Here's what happened in the Olympics over the weekend. The gymnastics team, the women gymnastics team finished second to China, which asked the question, did some bleeding heart liberals give our gymnastics secrets away with nuclear secrets us? Also, water Polo finished in an eight eight tower that powerhouse from the North Canada. What was amazing about this is how they make those horses hold their breath underwater. 02:00:31 Speaker 4: It's amazing. 02:00:33 Speaker 26: Track and Field is coming up later on triathlon happened this weekend, which it also begs the question why do they make women in one piece swimsuits? Right sixty two miles on a bank, it's not a good site from behind, Rick, trust me on that one, buddy. 02:00:49 Speaker 12: That's your crack. 02:00:49 Speaker 21: Attack up dank from an Emmy award. 02:00:52 Speaker 26: Winning sports department right middle of mynked Commando Ben. I'm Jim Dunaway for the Rick and Bubba Show Sports almost in my short. 02:01:01 Speaker 4: Very good, Jim, Very good, Jim. 02:01:04 Speaker 7: Jim. 02:01:04 Speaker 3: Are you working Saturday night? 02:01:05 Speaker 4: Are you gonna be there? 02:01:07 Speaker 26: I am working Saturday night. I will be at the auburn of the new National Powerhouse as getting a game on Saturday. 02:01:15 Speaker 4: All right, But I will stand by and see if the audience keeps you, Jim for another round, or will you be voted off the island. 02:01:21 Speaker 26: Okay, I'll be hanging around. 02:01:28 Speaker 4: Uh next Leonard blip at it if lloy that was great? 02:01:33 Speaker 10: You vote for tonking Boy. I'm excited as a bunch of guys big and sitting around a fat fast eating Jack's cat had biscuits. 02:01:41 Speaker 4: Is it time? 02:01:42 Speaker 3: Is this the report? 02:01:46 Speaker 4: Ready? 02:01:47 Speaker 6: Go? 02:01:47 Speaker 10: I'm as excited as a bunch of big and sitting out fat fast two thousand eating cat head biscuits. The raining man's bad menton Olympic doubles champion champion Ricky sabahare Off of Indonesia were dumped out of the tournament by South Korea Ha Taw Kwan and Kim dong a Moon. Don't you know there's some people spewing rights over there in South Korea right now? And also I wanted just a little tidbit. The first type of trampolining was done by the Eskimos, and we'll have a report on that tomorrow. The Eskimos used to toss each other up in the air and catch them when they came down on the sea. Lion skipped, similar to what the fireman used to catch people on when they jumped out of the building. And this Frenchman named dude trampoline decided that he would try it, and we couldn't get in touch with the first person to try it, but the second one said it was really fun, and that's where the name trampoline came up. Have I said more on it tomorrow, Leonard loser, Tony. 02:02:47 Speaker 21: Idea, thank you Leonard? 02:02:48 Speaker 4: Right, So the audience think about that, Tony done away and Leonard next cautiously we uh. 02:02:56 Speaker 6: We go to look, let's get his minute over where than hurry Stuart hi fellows a. 02:03:03 Speaker 3: Ready, ready go. 02:03:07 Speaker 12: Listen from opening ceremonies to yesterday's swimming competition, the excitement is unprecedented here in Sydney. I've got to tell you about three events yesterday. Gymnastics. First of all, our girls have better get stepping it up to vault past those China girls. They just mirroed us yesterday. How about that sweaty men's volleyball thing on the beach. Our Canadian boys and American boys look so good from the North American continent. I love them both. And listen those swimmers. Those girls are painting that pool red, white and blue over there in Sydney. They are just coming forward like crazy. There are not enough adjectives to describe the feeling I'm getting right now. Listen. I will have more updates

tomorrow from Sydney. This is Stuart Toodles. 02:03:55 Speaker 7: All right. 02:03:56 Speaker 6: Line two is a listener that, uh, this is our ad hoc. 02:04:00 Speaker 4: Mary replaces the wreck of the Ian Fitz sevens because his phone's disconnected and nobody can get in touch with him. So it means Mary, a listener will have a chance. Do we want a listener to the reports? That's something you have to ask yourself. 02:04:11 Speaker 7: Mary. 02:04:11 Speaker 4: Where are you calling from. 02:04:13 Speaker 15: I'm here in beautiful Sydney, Australia. 02:04:16 Speaker 4: Okay, I stand by here here comes your minute. 02:04:18 Speaker 13: Go. 02:04:20 Speaker 15: This is correspondent Mary over and beautiful Sydney, Australia. USA has won for them gold medal so far. Man A swimming team is fabulous this year. And the USA basketball team, well, poor littld China. Oh, here's one of the members right now, the Chinese team. Hey, can you talk to me just a minute? 02:04:44 Speaker 6: Sir? 02:04:45 Speaker 15: Oh? 02:04:47 Speaker 6: Is that what? 02:04:49 Speaker 15: You don't speak English? 02:04:51 Speaker 6: Oh? 02:04:51 Speaker 15: My goodness, Well listen. What kind of strategy strategy did you use in the game? 02:04:58 Speaker 10: Yeah? 02:04:58 Speaker 15: N what yeh? Wait a minute, we get somebody else from here. 02:05:10 Speaker 4: Well, all right now that Rick, let's look back on this. 02:05:13 Speaker 6: You remember on contest that we used to have on the show called pick the pant. 02:05:17 Speaker 3: Yes, for who we vote off the island? 02:05:21 Speaker 6: The first the first correspondent to get three votes is gone. All right, so who's going off the island and we'll come back. We'll vote the Moody boys rolling in. 02:05:29 Speaker 9: We'll hear from them, ricking Bubba, ricking Bubba. 02:05:44 Speaker 2: Right at twenty one minutes past the hour. Thank you so much for tuning into this cook's past control. Best of I'm your host, Speedy ricking Bubba off today back on Monday, and we thank you so much for being with us. The number eight sixty six. We be big lives to get to like this one. Thank you, Thank you so much for your request. By the way, this one is through email. 02:06:02 Speaker 4: Take a look. We try to pass along some of our traditions to our children, and it's painful sometimes to see that our children's generation, there's so many things in life they've never experienced and they don't even know what it is. 02:06:14 Speaker 3: You know it is that, Rick, I guess it's a sign of getting old. 02:06:17 Speaker 4: You think about it. 02:06:17 Speaker 6: Our kids will never have to deal with a record player, you know, on an eight track tape. 02:06:23 Speaker 4: They have no concept. 02:06:24 Speaker 6: And really, I think that cassette tapes will be obsolete by the time, you know, they're up and in school and all that kind of stuff. And you know it is it's kind of our obligation to pass along some of the fun memories that we had as children. I mentioned to my wife, the lovely Betty Lou. I said, honey, have you ever thought about getting a slip and slide because we used to have a ball on those things. 02:06:49 Speaker 3: When they even exist, Because that's what I would have. 02:06:51 Speaker 6: Thought, you know, I didn't even know. And she said, funny, you mentioned that. I went to the store yesterday afternoon and I just happened to pick one up. I saw one on the way out, and very expensive. I grab one, and so she handed it to me. Of course, it's folded up in a tiny box. And immediately I thought, hey, how did they get that in there? Sure, but I took it out in the yard and I unfolded it. And you know, they've got them high tech now, I mean, they're they're a lot better than even when we were kidding. Really, oh yeah, because they've got holes in one of the side. You know ours used to just kind of run over into the yellow track. Well, this one squirts out water like up and over. It almost makes a tunnel that you slide through, and you know, some of the drops fall down and it keeps the plastic wet so you can slide and all that. So you know, I'm roll it out and I water it down. I hammer down the uh you know, the posts that hold it in the ground and everything. And the new ones though, Rick, You've got a real technical advantage. 02:07:46 Speaker 4: A new thing. 02:07:47 Speaker 6: They've got like a bumper pad on the end of it. You blow up like a beach ball, you know, and push the little nozzle down so you. 02:07:53 Speaker 4: Slid to blow up. 02:07:54 Speaker 6: Uh, you know, a little more than you want it to be, but it's not impossible. But it's it comes around on three sides, so you like slide into a big catching thing. 02:08:02 Speaker 4: See we didn't have that. 02:08:03 Speaker 23: I know. 02:08:03 Speaker 6: That's that's a nice edition. And you know, you get a little bit of water, it builds up in. 02:08:08 Speaker 3: It, so you kind of go into a little puddle. 02:08:09 Speaker 4: It's kind of neat how you do it. 02:08:11 Speaker 6: So I was all excited. I hooked the thing up and you know, I got a pretty good connection with the hose. It wasn't leaking, and we fired up and the you know, the little thing as you making aired And I'm thinking, the kids are gonna think I am. 02:08:23 Speaker 4: The greatest dad ever. You already hear them mumbling it. 02:08:26 Speaker 6: I am so excited, and I'm thinking back to fun times when me and my neighbor Gear Gilbert used to have one in his backyard and we would slide and all the games you make up you get so you throw balls to people sliding and they catch it. And then we played one like where you had a guy at the end and like another guy on the other end of the yard, and you got like three steps off the slipping slide, and the guy at the end of the slipping slide was like the pitcher, and he would throw it to the catcher and you take off running, try and steal the base, and the catcher would

try to throw it back and him tag you out before you got to them, sir. So you know, we had all kind of and I'm just visualizing my kids all the fun they're going to have. 02:09:02 Speaker 4: You know, you've got a few game suggestions. 02:09:04 Speaker 6: He's got a couple of balls ready to you know when they get to that advanced stage. 02:09:08 Speaker 7: Yeah. 02:09:08 Speaker 6: So I hook it up and I said, uh, you know, Hunter is four in Caitlyn's too. I said, come on, let me show you how to do this. Hunter's all excited. Daddy's slipping, slide, slip and slide. I said, okay, Son, run and dive on it. Well, he kind of runs up to it, stops, gets down on his knees and kind of does like he's swimming the breaststroke or something. I said, no, Son, you don't understand. You need to run and slide on it. So I get him back and he'd run up again, he'd stop, and he'd fall on the on the thing, you know, water on him. He's not sliding because he's not diving on it. 02:09:39 Speaker 5: Good. 02:09:40 Speaker 4: You're getting frustrated that Well, I'm trying to help. 02:09:42 Speaker 6: Him, and I even get him down on it one time. I'm gonna kind of push him down through there. And I push him a little bit and he spends sideways. You know, he goes through four foot really wasn't operating like I wanted it to. So I thought, well, I'll get Caitlyn. She's a little bit smaller. I can just kind of bowl her down. Yeah, I'll get her and just kind of bowl her down through there and then everybody will see it and get the hangout. 02:10:02 Speaker 4: Well. She starts crying. 02:10:04 Speaker 6: She doesn't want anything to do with it. She runs up, looks at it, and then she takes off running. 02:10:08 Speaker 4: No, daddy, No, it's scary. I'm not doing it, you know. So I am getting aggravated. 02:10:14 Speaker 6: The water's running, you know, yeah, I mean it looks and I'm going kids play, Betty, Betty, can you go down this? 02:10:22 Speaker 3: No, I'm pulling. 02:10:23 Speaker 6: Weeds out of the flower bed. I don't have my bathing suit on. I'll get it on in a minute. You know all this kind hunter come here again, let me show you. I'm gonna get you by the pants. I'm gonna try to bowl you. Oh your little heavier and I remember this ain't gonna work out right? Sure, so I and hunters like daddy slip? How do you slip and slide? 02:10:39 Speaker 4: I don't know. How can you not know how to slipping? 02:10:42 Speaker 7: I know what you mean? 02:10:43 Speaker 3: Then it come natural to us. 02:10:45 Speaker 4: It's hot. 02:10:46 Speaker 6: I'm sweating out there. I've been rolling that thing out and that night and finally. 02:10:50 Speaker 4: I just break. 02:10:52 Speaker 6: You know how you get to that point you go, we call it to kill me stage, just where you just don't care anymore. 02:10:58 Speaker 4: Kill me. You have got to have you got to get it done. 02:11:01 Speaker 7: Whatever. 02:11:02 Speaker 6: And I am just I'm probably being a little obnoxious in my satitude, scary. I can't believe that these kids cannot figure out how to slip and slide. So I'm like, I'm just gonna have And I'm looking and I'm thinking, I start thinking, where is my bathing suit? I need to get my bathing suit on and show them how to do it. Well, i start thinking it's in the house, it's upstairs. Gosh, only those in our closet where it's at. So in my mind, I'm thinking, what would it hurt if I strip down to my underwear and slide one time just to show them how to do it? 02:11:39 Speaker 4: Sure, what's wrong with that? It's your yard. 02:11:42 Speaker 6: The neighbors can't see the house too good now because of the growth, so in it just rick. Almost in a blind rage, I strip off my shirt, my shorts, I'm throwing my shoes at the at the house. 02:11:55 Speaker 4: I want to know, did you undress angrily? 02:11:57 Speaker 26: Yes? 02:11:58 Speaker 4: Yes? 02:12:00 Speaker 6: And I'm down to my white grippy shore yes, sir, and I ain't. I'm screaming, get out of the way. Daddy's gonna show you how to do it. 02:12:11 Speaker 4: How do the way to go? 02:12:12 Speaker 6: So I take a running dive on that slipping slot, and let me reassure all of you who are studying physics that mass does play into the velocity factor. 02:12:24 Speaker 4: Wow, it does. 02:12:25 Speaker 6: I went down that slipping slide ninety miles an hour. 02:12:28 Speaker 4: Okay, you, I mean it was a good one. 02:12:30 Speaker 6: They really got them shined up and slid and I hit that pad I think going about seventy five miles now, and I held on for dear life as I went out over the pad. 02:12:44 Speaker 4: Oh yes, you couldn't even stop you, now, Rick. 02:12:46 Speaker 6: The beautiful part of this is I run and I'm still mad, and I'm just got. 02:12:50 Speaker 4: That believe you can't figure out how to slide. 02:12:55 Speaker 6: So I run and about the time I go mid air, there is a warning sticker on the slipping slide that's about four inches by eight inches that says warning, no one over one hundred and ten pounds use this. 02:13:10 Speaker 4: I oh, now, we're ready now, So you you could you can just say that in mid air right when you look down, And it was looking up at you. 02:13:17 Speaker 6: What so I thought, well, this could be bad. Well immediately stopping you. Then immediately after I do it, mission accomplished. Hunter goes, oh, now I see so of course he can't just take three steps and dive. He has to go to the other end of the yard and get the rolling and it. What's so funny? He will run up, then he will stop, then he will dive on it. Sure know what I But then he got the hang of it and got to enjoy it. I mean he is flying down the hill, he is diving. I mean he's not hitting the slipping slide to halfway down it. 02:13:49 Speaker 4: I've never seen that. And he's going end over end and I'm going there you go, go, Nunt, you gotta get to tack this thing. But you was after, would you? 02:14:00 Speaker 21: That was it?

02:14:01 Speaker 4: Now? 02:14:02 Speaker 6: An important fact. Don't try to put your kid on your back, let them hold around your neck and you run and dive. 02:14:10 Speaker 4: On the slipping slide. Well that sounds good though in my underwear. Of course. 02:14:15 Speaker 6: Betty comes to the fence and goes, my gosh, what is happening here in this backyard? But don't ride your kid's piggyback while you slipping slide, just a little water. 02:14:25 Speaker 9: Ricking Bubba, ricking Bubba. 02:14:47 Speaker 2: My old man's truck could even run like that twenty five minutes till top of the you, iur it's a cooked past control best Off. 02:14:54 Speaker 4: I'm your host, Speedy. 02:14:55 Speaker 2: The boys have the day all back on Monday Day print of the show Riley Green. 02:15:00 Speaker 4: Daddy put up bibles down in bitch. 02:15:03 Speaker 6: He asked me why I did what I did. 02:15:07 Speaker 7: There was this girl. 02:15:09 Speaker 4: Thank y'all so much for being with us. 02:15:11 Speaker 2: You know, whenever we're doing best of there's some classic Cassio kid, this and templay every one of them, but we do try to get some of them in because they're classic stuff. 02:15:22 Speaker 4: Take a listen to, ladies and gentlemen. He's back. Former intern, now employee of Citadel Broadcasting. 02:15:33 Speaker 3: Cassio pas. 02:15:38 Speaker 5: He's hot tonight, Wow, so hot tonight. 02:15:43 Speaker 13: I got a question bellowing it to Ross. 02:15:48 Speaker 4: Always a good question. Kid once known as the laziest intern, and still is historically the laziest one we've ever had. 02:15:54 Speaker 6: Sure, but he's got his hair locky locks it. Welcome back to the Rick and Bubba Show. 02:15:58 Speaker 4: CASSIEO Glad to be back does appear that gray Balls of Amy is trying to bump you as laziest intern every But well, I'll continue to watch that. 02:16:06 Speaker 5: I know I like something about her. Yeah, it was fine, other than the fact you thought she was hot as fire, hot as fire. 02:16:11 Speaker 3: Yeah, well, Cashio, you have a story for us today. 02:16:14 Speaker 5: Yeah, let me preface this story. I love to swim, okay, okay, as any as any big guy does. 02:16:19 Speaker 7: Sure. 02:16:20 Speaker 5: I mean, if there's any hope of me getting in the pool, I'm diving in. Sure, I've told me back. 02:16:24 Speaker 6: Well, much like the animal Kingdom, Hippopotamus is love the pond exactly. 02:16:27 Speaker 5: Sure, there's nothing better than cooling off in the pool. But we also know I have a long history of having mishaps with older ladies. That is Grandma's Yeah, call. 02:16:40 Speaker 4: Take you back to a classic, so to Spicky, but it's a different story. 02:16:43 Speaker 3: We take you back to the Cashio kid classic. Grandma was a bleeder. 02:16:47 Speaker 5: Sure, and I freaked out Shaggy's grandmother by calling his cat ben Purk. 02:16:51 Speaker 3: Yes, all that's been documented. Well, you're drawn to the elderly, and I love. 02:16:56 Speaker 5: Them and I love to be around them. But for some reason we don't match good. So uh, this past weekend me your hair. You think she's lucky. 02:17:05 Speaker 7: You like it? 02:17:06 Speaker 5: Cops and grannies, they don't like my hair. Yeah, okay, this past weekend. My friend says, Hey, my grandmother's got a pool. She loves people to come over and go swimming. I jump at the chance. I'm down with that. Okay, he says, come over after you get out of church and we'll meet and I'll stop and get us some lunch so we won't have to eat grandma's food and we'll be all good. We'll go swimming, have a bite to you, just be me and you hanging out. What a great day, excellent day, he says. My grandma she's got a they're having a lunch in at church, so she might not be there. She's gonna be there later, but she knows we're coming, okay, and she's fine with it. She's she's ready for us to come. And she's a she's a very loving lady. She's joke. She loves to joke with people, you know, so she'll. 02:17:55 Speaker 4: Cut up with you. 02:17:56 Speaker 5: And I'm like, well this is now, I'm down with this. 02:17:58 Speaker 7: I'm cool. 02:17:59 Speaker 4: What a great day. 02:17:59 Speaker 5: If she is there, don't worry about it. She's expecting us. Okay, he says, just get there, go around the side gate, go set up in the back, set up. Camp said, all right, I'm down. I'm going to stop food. I'll be there in a few minutes. 02:18:13 Speaker 4: I show up, go to the gate. 02:18:16 Speaker 5: He tells me, you know, tells me how to get there and everything. And I'm in, and I kicked and I go I'll just wait on him to get in the pool. And I got my feet kicked up, you know, and sure the shoes come off, and you know, then then my shirt comes off, and so I'm sitting in my swim trunks. Now, all right, that's a pretty excellent sit right there have been in the sun, like I need to a low water. 02:18:42 Speaker 7: So it gets on me. 02:18:44 Speaker 5: Maybe I'll just dip my feet in the pool before it gets sure. You know, it's hot. It's hot. So I dipped my feet. I'm sitting on the edge of the pool. Why go all right, forget this? He they know I'm coming. I'm I'm down. I'm going in, all right, So I get up, and I mean I go as far as not just slipping in. I'm doing cannonball out of the gate, off the diving board a little bigger splash, so I'll hop in. 02:19:13 Speaker 4: You're in the water playing that, yeah, you know. 02:19:15 Speaker 5: I come up and I'm going, oh, this is number. 02:19:17 Speaker 4: One, and wait till the snacks get it here. 02:19:21 Speaker 5: Food's on its way, and I'm already soaking wet. 02:19:25 Speaker 4: There's no greater feeling to dat, like not your cheese, you know, chips and your hands be wet and the cheese jump on it because water. Yeah, go ahead, So I go. 02:19:34 Speaker 5: This is gonna be number one day. I can already see it well. By that time, the back door comes out on the deck and here comes

grandma. 02:19:42 Speaker 4: All right, but you're not worried because you've been told everything's fine, Everything is cool. Okay, I go, hey, hey, ma'am. She goes, what are you doing? 02:19:53 Speaker 7: Who are you? 02:19:54 Speaker 5: I mean, get mad out of the gate. Okay, this ain't just like who. 02:19:58 Speaker 7: Are you now? 02:19:59 Speaker 5: This is a stern Who are you? 02:20:01 Speaker 6: What? 02:20:02 Speaker 12: Why? 02:20:02 Speaker 7: Why are you here? 02:20:03 Speaker 5: I go, hey, I'm yeah, I'm I'm Jesse. I'm I'm Brent's friend. You know, he said it was cool to come swim. He's bringing the food. He'll be here in just second, you know. She cuts me off. Okay, get out of my pool right now. 02:20:18 Speaker 4: I go, ma'am what, I go, all right, Grandma's she's either she's either don't know or maybe she forgot. 02:20:26 Speaker 5: She either don't know, or she's pulling a good one on me. 02:20:29 Speaker 3: Right, you think you could be a joke cause she told you she was a jokester exactly. 02:20:33 Speaker 5: Okay, So I go, all right, look, I'm Jesse. Brent is on. I said, you know, Brent. Now, I don't know, Brent what. So I go, she's getting now, I go, she's pulling. 02:20:43 Speaker 7: A good Yeah. 02:20:44 Speaker 5: This is I hate for people to pull a good one on me. I fight it to the very end. 02:20:48 Speaker 4: Sure you make sure they willing to stick with me. 02:20:51 Speaker 5: Yeah, So I go, okay, So I go, I'm playing along. I go, okay, look, I'm swimming in your pool. I'm supposed to be over here. Okay, she goes, If you don't get out of my yard right now, I'm calling the cops. 02:21:03 Speaker 4: I go, Look, you don't have to call the cops. 02:21:05 Speaker 5: I mean, I'm just going for a nice little dip. 02:21:08 Speaker 7: You know. 02:21:08 Speaker 5: Brent's gonna be here soon with the food. 02:21:10 Speaker 4: We're all good. 02:21:17 Speaker 5: So I'm slipping out of the pool and I'm gathering my shirt up. She goes, get you stuff and get out. She goes, I'm calling my son. He's coming over here, and I'm calling the cops, and he's coming over here, and you are in tons of trouble, you know what I mean. 02:21:32 Speaker 7: So I'm like. 02:21:34 Speaker 5: Exactly like you know, I know Brince, I know my son, that's Brent's dad. I'm down. 02:21:41 Speaker 4: Okay. So she goes, come on, you just did I I mean, now she's right like she's corralling you. 02:21:47 Speaker 5: She cannot get any line. 02:21:49 Speaker 4: She's moving towards you. 02:21:50 Speaker 7: Now. 02:21:50 Speaker 4: Yes, So I'm out of the pool. 02:21:52 Speaker 5: And so I slipped my sandles, I slip my sandles back on, and I pick up my shirt. Okay, And I go, well, maybe she just wants me out that she's gonna since she gets mault of the pools. 02:22:02 Speaker 3: Sure you still think this is joke. 02:22:04 Speaker 4: Sure, she goes get out, grandma joke, Yeah, grandma cut. 02:22:10 Speaker 5: Okay, she gets close, she goes, she grabs my arm, she put her hands on you, grabs my arm and like, speedy, you don't, you don't touch me. 02:22:19 Speaker 4: Okay, And especially she's getting she's getting now in a fight with your friend's grandmother. 02:22:24 Speaker 5: She's getting so rowdy that it's starting to tick me off. She's hanging on a little too long. Okay, so I'm going, hey, look I'll be out of here. Look it's gonna be all good in just a second, Brince, you're gonna see Brent's gonna come up, and it's gonna be all clear. I'm supposed to be here. Okay. She she's pulling me towards the gate. 02:22:43 Speaker 4: Get out in my yard. She's got flap flap flapping. I mean she's yours and. 02:22:50 Speaker 5: She's in her nightgown. I mean she's pushing me out the gate. Now, okay, get out, get out. The cops are on the way. I hope they show up any second to take you to Jall. 02:23:00 Speaker 4: First time you didn't touch with somebody, even now a woman in night. 02:23:05 Speaker 5: So so about the time, I mean, she's just consistent. Okay, she's she's pushing me, like give me the little shove in the back, you know, making somebody gone, look this is a little much, okay, I said, just all. I get the joke. It's a google. You got a good one on me. About the time I turn around and I look across the street and I see Brin's carr across the street. Oh no, I'm at the wrong grandma's. So now I gotta go. 02:23:39 Speaker 28: Are you still from big because you's big. Now you're gonna feel bad when bricks. But it's gonna be clear then, mama, Hey. 02:23:49 Speaker 5: Your grandson's about to tell you off because I'm supposed to be here. 02:23:52 Speaker 4: Okay, try so. 02:23:56 Speaker 5: Then I go from big cast Yoda. 02:23:58 Speaker 3: I really can when clear things after all? 02:24:01 Speaker 5: Right, I see where the mis understanding? 02:24:04 Speaker 4: Did she want to hear any of that? 02:24:06 Speaker 5: No, the cops are on their way. So about this time, Brent is coming out to go where where is where am I? Because I'm parked on the street the edge of the street. So he thinks I just parked across the street and I went into his grandmother's out And now he's made the search and I'm not there, So he's looking for me now and he comes out and and here she is shoving me, telling me to get out over your yard. I mean the whole neighborhood. 02:24:33 Speaker 7: Is that? Is that? 02:24:34 Speaker 5: Laugh? 02:24:35 Speaker 4: Now you got to remember this whole time. 02:24:37 Speaker 5: Okay, I'm in a swim trunk, I'm shirtless, I got about an inch and a half a crack hanging out with that soaking wet my hair's not like I like it. I got gonna say, I got my shirt, my handlup, I'm gonna go across the street and I'm supposed to building. I'm I really am out of place. 02:24:58 Speaker 4: I'm so sorry. 02:24:59 Speaker 16: She so she what what? 02:25:01 Speaker 5: And Brent has to come over and he's met her a couple of times, so he's he don't you know, he made a

mistake. He's coming over here. It's okay, Well, my son's already on the way, and the cops, well, you just call him and tell him not to come because I mean, I'm out of your yard now. I didn't mean to cause this mishap. And so finally she's like, I don't call my son out. I don't know what I do by cops? 02:25:25 Speaker 4: Did they ever come? 02:25:27 Speaker 7: Yeah? 02:25:28 Speaker 4: Sure? Did you get to talk to Sure? Straightened out? 02:25:32 Speaker 5: Steal shirtless. 02:25:35 Speaker 4: Got a little son on you now. A couple of a couple of spots. 02:25:38 Speaker 5: He had a good chuckle for it, you know, and he's like, hey, that's a good one. 02:25:45 Speaker 9: Hot of a ricking bubba. 02:26:06 Speaker 4: Nine minutes until top of the hour. 02:26:07 Speaker 2: Okay, the quality on this one is it's a it's old but it's a classic talking about pulling our boss of the time out of the ice take. 02:26:15 Speaker 4: There's a way to put a positive spin on it, you know. 02:26:18 Speaker 6: I don't know if you remember, but I'm gonna take you on a little technical journey down that. And do you remember we were rebroadcasting Wax off of our record tuner, Yes, to get snow updates. 02:26:30 Speaker 4: Yes, I remember that, and that's why it was not on the Best of ninety six. That's a good name. 02:26:37 Speaker 2: There. 02:26:37 Speaker 4: She goes back to class to that other girls, you're out. 02:26:40 Speaker 6: Yeah, so just for the few divisions of that, it's just Bill. 02:26:44 Speaker 4: I would prefer not to relive us, uh, pulling our boss's car, you know, and wrecking it. 02:26:50 Speaker 6: I'd rather not relive that, Rick. It was a very honest mistake. I thought I could pull it up that icy hill. I had pulled people out for two days. Bill, I will probably should have just. 02:27:00 Speaker 7: Let it go. 02:27:00 Speaker 6: Well, that's where me being stupid, you know, and technically are handy, but yet common sense was screaming at me, right, and I wouldn't speak up, you. 02:27:10 Speaker 4: Know that I should. I should have spoke up, because probably just me bringing it up would have made you kick in and go where that is. You have a point here, right, do you think? Well? 02:27:18 Speaker 6: I would have probably said, hey, I pulled people out all week in this little Honda. 02:27:22 Speaker 4: We'll see my common sense mine set four tires on ice going uphill. You know, it just doesn't seem like it should work, you know, and you know what it does. 02:27:32 Speaker 6: The speed then we all went back down the hill was what was the most to ma. 02:27:37 Speaker 4: Well, as we said the on the show time and time again, probably one of the lowest moments in my life is when your chair key began to slide back down the hill right when we passed Mark and and and the. 02:27:50 Speaker 6: Look on his face realized right before the chain jerk tight to drag him to the bottom of the hill. The look on his face realizing that he has chained to this vehicle sliding past him. He needed that disengage, but Rick, there was no time to get up under there, and they just went. 02:28:08 Speaker 1: It was it was. 02:28:10 Speaker 9: It was bad. 02:28:11 Speaker 6: You remember how mad he You know why we did that? So you know why we insisted on doing it when it had it would have thought out by lunch. Yeah, but we insisted on doing it because we were going to pick Mark up, bring him to the station. He went out and sub zero weather and we rose to death. We did not know where he lived at We thought we did right. We couldn't find him, so we thought he went back to bed. But the truth of the matter is he actually froze to the ground where he was waiting. 02:28:38 Speaker 4: I met, I met. I met a woman at one of our remotes. She said her husband, that is the first day they had ever heard the show. They just moved here and then they need to crash listening to us teller. And the thing that makes that story so precious is the fact that that's the part everybody leaves out. We had already left him out in the cold that morning. We're trying to make good on Rick. 02:28:57 Speaker 6: We left him out in the cold to the point that we got here and thought, well, he just wasn't he didn't get up. Yeah, and we got a very nasty phone call that was a hanger, and he hung up on it. He called us, chewed us out and hung. 02:29:08 Speaker 5: Up on us. 02:29:10 Speaker 6: Yea and uh, And I felt very bad. I couldn't you know, if you if you you know, when I I don't anybody be mad, and when they're mad, I feel. 02:29:19 Speaker 4: So we made it turned the show for me. Yeah, we came up with that great, the great idea that we were. 02:29:24 Speaker 6: Going to go we were save face by pulling him out because his car had been stuck for a day or two in the ditch. 02:29:30 Speaker 4: Then we mashed it right now, mashed it up bad. 02:29:32 Speaker 6: And it's little his little body, you know, it's a little video thing and his little body just bouncing around that thing. When you know, I want to be absolutely clear that when we slung him like a slingshot into that other truck that was parked on the side of the street, the truck was already in the ditch. His car did not push it in the ditch. Although that man did not believe that story, No he did. The only damage it did was that Alabama National Championship tag went about thirty foot in the air and when. 02:29:58 Speaker 7: He had it. 02:29:59 Speaker 6: But lady on the windshield probably thought that was a very nice thing. 02:30:03 Speaker 4: The thing that that that hurts the most is that, you know, it didn't fully knock off, but from it hitting up against the fence from the head, it actually chipped the bear three fifteen that was on the back. Yeah, but I didn't break it. 02:30:15 Speaker 6: No, it didn't rick and the back tires of that truck was already hanging in the deck. Yeah, because that little Honda couldn't have moved that big, big truck around,

so that not only did we tear it March's car, but we had to pay that truck too. 02:30:27 Speaker 11: Well. 02:30:28 Speaker 6: The you know, I just the the sling of that car. I mean, we didn't just slide down the hill. We slung it like you would sling a what's some thing? 02:30:37 Speaker 7: You know? 02:30:38 Speaker 4: Let me give a perfect example, like, David, you know what was that? 02:30:42 Speaker 6: If you're out there, how many people in the studios right now have every water ski or see someone do an interview? Yeah, like when the boat stops and the skier heads towards the bank, or if you turn the boat and you sluing. 02:30:52 Speaker 4: Yeah, that's how we slung it. 02:30:53 Speaker 6: You know it probably if you really looked at it from us sliding like it a mile an hour, he might have been up to eight or nine what he slung by judging by the way his head jarred when it hit little body jer Yeah, and kind of bounced up and down. I would Yeah, that was a big because I've never asked you this question, and I'd like to ask you today up because you were driving trying to save us. Yeah, Rick, I said all I could, and I thought I had pulled it off. You thought you had it when I let go of the break, I wasn't sliding anymore, but I just didn't make enough clearance to allow for that chain in that car behind. Yeah, that you saved us. My truck came out without a scratch. What I want to ask you is because I was passenger, so so so since so since so since so, I immediately looked to the rearview mirror to see what the final. 02:31:40 Speaker 4: Deed was gonna be. 02:31:41 Speaker 6: I was looking at a side and you had so you did see him hit this. I saw his head vibrate to a stot little jerk. It looked like somebody who could do a good robot, you know what I mean. 02:31:51 Speaker 4: Hit, He hit that truck and. 02:31:54 Speaker 6: Rick. The thing I remember about that particular day the most is the moment, much after it happened. I just put my head down on the on the stairs wheel because I thought, after the call we'd had earlier, said well, I was trying to figure out which insurance company I was gonna apply with. 02:32:10 Speaker 4: And uh still and I we're beginning to wonder where we'd be working. 02:32:13 Speaker 6: You know, and what David account i'd. 02:32:15 Speaker 4: Have well coaching, you know. At that time, I know there's one fire my dad. I thought i'd go to him see if I could. Rick is, has you know how Bill? Please? 02:32:26 Speaker 6: Has it been long enough? 02:32:28 Speaker 3: I am I going in the dog pen here now we're. 02:32:30 Speaker 6: Both in the dog pin. But I just want to be honest about it. But you're not losing me further in Rick is starting this. You know how when you see something funny in church and preachers going on, you can't laugh and sing? 02:32:41 Speaker 4: Yeah if somebody break when next to you want the preachers up there. This is exactly how that. 02:32:45 Speaker 6: You are absolutely trying to

hold in an explosion of laughter. Yes, I was, and I have got my head on steing wheel. I said, Rick, shut up? Do not I say one? 02:32:56 Speaker 3: I couldn't word. 02:32:57 Speaker 6: I was hurt, and then I had to end my best best change of face I could do, get out and go here you okay? And because I was concerned, well, Bill got out and I stayed in the truck because the best thought I was leaking air very very hard. 02:33:14 Speaker 4: I said, I can't get out there. I think I'll be I'll just get us in worse, you know. And and when Mark stepped out of that car and you know, of course shook yourself and gathered himself and right and got the paint chips off yea, yeah, and actually had to crawl out the other side cause the one door was smashed beyond recognition. But I remember his his his his first words. Well, I guess that wasn't a real good idea? 02:33:35 Speaker 25: Can I say something? 02:33:36 Speaker 4: He took him so well. 02:33:37 Speaker 6: Rob Rothson, sales manager. Now in the studio, we talked about this yesterday and in the ready Mark yea, Mark brought it up. Well, I don't know how it came up, but we were talking about it. I really got him with really cracked him up when I tell him about how y'all y'all can't that? 02:33:52 Speaker 15: To me? 02:33:53 Speaker 4: What was so funny was I was not there. 02:33:55 Speaker 6: Yeah, And so when y'all came back to the radio station, Yes, I mean y'all come walking down the hall, like the three of me goes just side by side, taking up the whole hall, and y'all are just so happy. 02:34:04 Speaker 4: I mean, it's like nothing ever happened, you know, of course a disaster. It happened about forty five minutes ago. We were just so glad Mark didn't fire us. 02:34:12 Speaker 9: You are freaking Bubba ricking Bubba. 02:34:23 Speaker 1: Wreaking Buba Buba tis the grieve if please, thank. 02:34:28 Speaker 2: You so much for tuning into this Cooks Past control best Off, I'm your host, Speedy. The Guy's off today, Lord willing everybody back together on Monday. Uh Rick has a number of speaking engagements and UH is traveling. You can go to Burgessministries dot com or Themanchurch dot com and look under events. Bubba and Betty's celebrating an anniversary weekend, UH and so they'll come back with lots of stories of hopefully relaxing after a very busy move to the lake, and so all of that will be updated on Monday. Special happy birthday wish to my dad, who turns eighty four today, eighty four years young, yep, uh and we're looking forward to celebrating a busy, busy day with him today. All right, so here we go. Let's start a brand new hour together. Lots of different things that we've played. If you've missed the couple of hours that we've been together, we've had a lot of great stuff that's been requested and so This is another one as we start this hour. It has to do with does Bubba have a lazy lip? 02:35:33 Speaker 4: This is interesting. 02:35:34 Speaker 6: Listen, I've got a little speech problem. Oh really, and I was when I was at the doctor the other day. I addressed the fact and he told me that what it was, and it's it's kind of hard to deal with. But unfortunately I have a touch of lazy lip. Yeah, and he give me some exercises. 02:35:53 Speaker 4: Today, but you can show us one. 02:35:56 Speaker 3: Well, I just don't do much. 02:35:58 Speaker 4: You got's called lazy lip. Yeah, just a little bit of a lazy lip. But bee is running in here as hard as they go. 02:36:08 Speaker 6: Little while I was there the other day, you know, getting checked up, Yes, said daughter. You know, I kind of cut my words off, and you know, people don't know exactly where it's staying. When I'm talking to him, you know, he said, I'm afraid you got lazy lip. 02:36:21 Speaker 4: Not much you do. But I've noticed this exercise. I've noticed I can your bottom lip drifts a little bit. 02:36:26 Speaker 6: Yeah, just just just to hand a long conversation, it'll just it'll just quit. Yeah, just kind of lay there. 02:36:33 Speaker 3: You know, if Bob's not paying attention, you'll be watching us. 02:36:38 Speaker 4: Is he talking to me? Is that my appointed? 02:36:40 Speaker 7: This one? 02:36:40 Speaker 6: Speaking of doctors? Have you seen the story today? And I know everybody will find this hard to believe. Exasperated wives and mothers have been saying it since the dawn of time. Men make the worst patience, and now it's official, rick On an independent survey released this week. It supports the notion that many men fail to get checkups and tests and delay needed test and medical attention because they don't like going to the doctor. 02:37:10 Speaker 3: Well, that that is a study that that I have to agree with. 02:37:14 Speaker 6: Well, you know what we were talking about it during the break that I avoid going to the doctor till I'm sick. I mean because I feel like if I go, they're gonna find something. And that's that's the men's mentality. It is, why go if you're okay? 02:37:28 Speaker 7: You know. 02:37:29 Speaker 6: But yet we will change our all every three thousand miles, but we don't see the. 02:37:35 Speaker 3: Need to go in, you know, and keep an eye on everything. 02:37:38 Speaker 6: But I'm gonna tell you the biggest thing with me, I I you know, the last physical I had was a few years ago, and I'm not forty yet, Thank goodness, no offense. 02:37:48 Speaker 4: But you know, the list of things they. 02:37:51 Speaker 3: Check at forty really goes up. 02:37:53 Speaker 4: I don't understand on why everything has to be checked coming through my butt talks, you know what I mean? Well, is there a ways to check things by somebody having to stick their hand in my boat? 02:38:03 Speaker 6: You know we have got isn't there another way? We've got all this high technology. We've got cat scans, we've got MRIs, we've got X rays, We've got you know, we've got nuclear medicine. We've got all of this we can I mean, we've got microscopes,

we got lasers, we got you know, we can pull you gallbladder out to you belly button. But yet it seems that so many of the tests require entry through the back door. 02:38:30 Speaker 4: Yes, well, I mean, you know we've got some advice. If you want men to start going to the doctor. 02:38:38 Speaker 6: Well stop making the test be like the little shop of horrors, you know what I mean. 02:38:44 Speaker 4: Let go in there and make it. 02:38:45 Speaker 6: I mean, can we please somehow get past all this? Can I be scanned? 02:38:50 Speaker 14: It? 02:38:51 Speaker 6: Must I be felt up and poked and probed and cough and turned and looked this way, and hey that's cold? 02:38:57 Speaker 4: And yeah, I mean do I have to look one hand and one hands in the back door, one hands holding the boys. Come on, I mean, can't. I mean, you're lucky you're playing with the yoyo. 02:39:06 Speaker 13: I mean. 02:39:09 Speaker 6: I remember, come on, man, as a small child having your temperature taken by your mom before you were big enough to properly hold the thermometer under your tongue. 02:39:22 Speaker 4: Yes, that's all I need to say about that. 02:39:25 Speaker 6: I even thought, as a small child then being a fan of the Apollo project in our attempt to get to the moon, thinking to myself, surely there's a better way to do this. Years later, now we can check it under the arm, in the ear, you know, all this kind of stuff, once again proving that our early pioneers were somehow fascinated with the butt. I don't know why that has been a focal point of all examination. I know, and it's so cruel. It's back there behind you. You really can't see what's going on. 02:39:58 Speaker 4: I know, you know what I mean. 02:40:00 Speaker 6: It's terrible, terrible, and the worst case I had ever seen of this was Ricky, your brother, who is younger than us, but due to his job, had to have a massive, a massive physical focusing and of course prostate and all this for the men in the audience. I know the women are saying, y'all don't know the half of it. I know that you're ready for the phone. It's already let out. I know, I know, I know, But how about this. I ain't female, okay, so. 02:40:39 Speaker 4: It's not natural to us. So I don't like it. Yes, I don't even kind of like it. 02:40:44 Speaker 6: I mean i'd almost. I mean, I avoid I just avoid everything till you know. 02:40:50 Speaker 3: That's what this. 02:40:51 Speaker 4: We're wrong to do it. 02:40:52 Speaker 6: I know we're wrong, But what I'm telling you is Rick, it's like you were talking about other day. You can't beg anybody to listen to this radio show. 02:40:59 Speaker 4: You can't. 02:41:00 Speaker 6: Well you can, but I mean you can't shame anybody. They've got to want to listen. That's the only way we can win. You gotta want to listen. Yes, we've got to want to go to the doctor. There's got there's got to be a better way to do this. 02:41:14 Speaker 4: I would even let somebody point a laser at my

butt. 02:41:17 Speaker 3: Sure, scan me, I'll be so he can hit the bulls eye. But I mean what I say, we got to somehow you know what if. 02:41:27 Speaker 6: They had a scanner like at the checkout counter and they just run it by, run it by the back door there, boo boo. 02:41:36 Speaker 4: And then they got the ratings. 02:41:38 Speaker 6: But it all kind of hit home to us, like your brother who had to have a full exam for his job, and what was he about thirty maybe when he first did this. 02:41:49 Speaker 3: Yeah, probably maybe a little younger than that. That's somebody. 02:41:51 Speaker 6: But he came back from getting his physical with the the the worst look on his face of anybody that we had ever seen. And uh, he you know, we asked him how he felt, and you know, he said he felt like he needed to call an eight hundred help number. 02:42:06 Speaker 4: He said he felt like, seriously that he had been found in a ditch with pine straw all over him and they needed to call one eight hundred help number to get counseling immediately. 02:42:15 Speaker 6: I mean. And and it's stories like that they come back that get out to the boys and nobody wants to go to the doctor. 02:42:23 Speaker 4: They said, it was really great going out there working the rest of the day with you know, your buns are all grievy, just telling you, Rick, what are you doing. 02:42:43 Speaker 2: That's how we're going to end that segment we got about that. 02:42:47 Speaker 25: Thanks Rick. 02:42:48 Speaker 4: Quite a statement there, Bus. 02:42:51 Speaker 2: You know Greg was affecting the show before he was ever with the show, won't we Thankfully he's with it now we'll be back. 02:43:02 Speaker 14: Rickin' bubba ricking bubba, wreaking ringing bubber freaking Bubba. 02:43:13 Speaker 1: Pass the drave it please, eaking bubber ricking bubble bo. It brings me to my kneesking bubber king Bubba. I can't spot another dreaking bubberaking bubba. 02:43:24 Speaker 2: Thank you so much for tuning into this cook's past control. Best of show today, Here we go, all right, have it, hag? 02:43:30 Speaker 4: Why do drank? Come on saying? Hey, why you roll? Smoke? Boom boom boom bo mush you the song that you roll? Everybody now, oh, over and over. That's right everybody in my condition. 02:43:53 Speaker 3: If I get stone, I'm just carrying on. 02:43:56 Speaker 4: And no family tradition. Yeah, Bubba, We've got so many drunk stories in today, so well, Rick, we begin at the top. 02:44:07 Speaker 3: The Leader of the Free World, George W. 02:44:09 Speaker 5: Bush. 02:44:10 Speaker 6: I guess you've heard authorities in Austin, Texas are investigating rather President Bush's twin daughters tried to buy alcohol as miners get them and want to know. Jenna and Barbara Bush are nineteen. The legal drinking age in Texas is twenty one. Police were called to a Mexican restaurant by managers who said the girls were trying. 02:44:34 Speaker 4: To buy alcohol. 02:44:36 Speaker 21: They get them and want to know. 02:44:38 Speaker 6: Five authorities say Jenna tried to purchase the alcohol using someone else's idea. 02:44:45 Speaker 4: Oh, Jenna, j j Jana, j Jenna. I hate little look. I hate to break this to you. Jenna. 02:44:53 Speaker 6: You've been on national TV. You're the president's daughter. They know who Yard hold Yard. I guess I'll just slip by. 02:45:09 Speaker 7: Now. 02:45:09 Speaker 6: They did say that Barbara did not try to buy alcohol. That it says they say Barbara did not whatever that means. I guess that she was not using someone else's ID or didn't try to buy alcohol. Police are investigating to determine whether any charges should be filed. 02:45:27 Speaker 4: Jenna has been in trouble before. 02:45:29 Speaker 6: Yes, less than a month ago, she pleaded no contest to a charge of being a minor in possession of alcohol at a nightclub. She was given community service and told to take alcohol awareness classes. 02:45:40 Speaker 4: And it seemed to work real with Yeah, you. 02:45:46 Speaker 6: Know, this is uh, it's really kind of an ongoing saga. It's it's happened now with George W. 02:45:52 Speaker 4: Bush. 02:45:53 Speaker 6: Clinton had problems with his his relatives. Sure you keep going back, Jimmy Carter, he had a lot of problems with his brother. Look, you know, seriously, I think before I even would run for Preston, I would call my family together and say, look, if I am elected, you goodies have got to be good. 02:46:11 Speaker 4: You know what I mean. 02:46:12 Speaker 27: You can't. 02:46:13 Speaker 6: You can't go out there embarrassing to press another three one. And if any of y'all can't live with that, let me know now, and I just won't run. 02:46:21 Speaker 4: Right, Yeah, I'd have to go a Eyeboy'd really take me so long to call my bunch up? Everybody up? Yeah? Oh yeah? Can we all not act like a. 02:46:30 Speaker 5: Bunch of idiots? 02:46:32 Speaker 4: Why I'm the president? Can you give me four years? Four years? Look, those of you that just can't stay off the drink, you can drink? Can you make it four years? If you were to call her nuts, I gotta call the family nuts. 02:46:46 Speaker 3: I'm gonna have to call for a calling of a nut. Why it really is sad she's got a problem. 02:46:53 Speaker 4: I mean, if she's already been in trouble, once, and now here she is and she's nineteen and she's trying the problems eighteen. Well that's no nineteen. We were all geniuses at nineteen one. 02:47:03 Speaker 1: Yeah. 02:47:04 Speaker 3: But but my but here's a little difference. My daddy wasn't present. 02:47:08 Speaker 4: Well that's uh, get on me. Want to know, y'all. 02:47:14 Speaker 6: I don't I don't mean teach a Sunday school class. I don't mean mayor. I don't even mean governor. He's pressed of the dagum us. 02:47:24 Speaker 25: To drag. 02:47:28 Speaker 6: I mean, it's so that's there's alcohol. 02:47:31 Speaker 4: Story number there's alcohol story number one. 02:47:35

Speaker 3: And look, let's let's be clear. The key here is moderation and being of age. 02:47:42 Speaker 4: Well yeah, yeah, if you're nineteen, it doesn't matter about moderation because you're illegal. 02:47:47 Speaker 3: You can't drink. 02:47:48 Speaker 6: Rick in a story that's very upsetting. Uh the uh it's a story written by Tanya Brumlett Brumitt Brummitt. 02:47:57 Speaker 7: That's what I said. 02:48:00 Speaker 4: It's like an al. It looks like an al. 02:48:02 Speaker 3: I thought there was an ail in there. Okay, wow, Bubba, I'm really concerned. 02:48:06 Speaker 6: Dress and look, I'm not drinking that we're gonna have to go have your eyes check. Just really got Maybe I need to drink on there so I can read better. Yeah, maybe that would help. Man critically injured after swallowing. 02:48:17 Speaker 4: Fish to get on and want to know? 02:48:23 Speaker 21: Yeah. 02:48:24 Speaker 6: The Elmore County Sheriff's Department in Hayes Ambulance responded to an emergency call to Bonner's Landing at twelve forty pm on Saturday, May the nineteenth. When officers and paramedics arrived, they found a man from Pratful who had swallowed a two to three inch live brim. Oh my gosh, the fish became lodged in the man's throat. He began vomiting blood and then went into partiac. 02:48:55 Speaker 4: Gosh to get on and want to know? Wow, I've heard a swallowing golf is swallowing at brim? Well, well, no, because killed well this story now he's still alive. The story he's. 02:49:12 Speaker 6: He's in bad shape. He's in real bad shape, which is sad. The last uh, the last paragraph of this story says alcohol is suspected of played a role in this unfortunate incise. 02:49:29 Speaker 4: Hey, hey, hey, I bet you, I bet you, I bet you a hundred bucks. You want to eat that bread? I was I gotta I'll buy the next twelve pack. If you. 02:49:44 Speaker 3: Said this is a tragedy, well, he said, watch the what when you buy the beer? If I do swallow it? 02:49:53 Speaker 4: Y'all watch this. 02:49:56 Speaker 3: I mean, it really ain't funny. 02:49:57 Speaker 4: It's sad. He's incredible condition. But you know, I hate to say it, and I don't want to. I don't want to steal the thunder from from James Gregory because he makes a very good point in his bit when he says, you know you don't want to get to heaven and say, well, what happened to you? And you go, wow, Hm, had a few drinks and tried to swallow a brim. You know that's what we're in your mind? Do you think the brim will go down smoothing? Yeah, a brim ischee. It's a flat round fish with wins on each side. 02:50:31 Speaker 7: Rick? 02:50:31 Speaker 4: Why why to get the men want to know? I'll tell you Rick. 02:50:39 Speaker 6: Also, in a related story, an Australian woman is pleading guilty in Los Angeles to drunken driving after her passenger was killed, throwing up out the car window. 02:50:51 Speaker 7: Oh my gosh, to get the men want to know? 02:50:57 Speaker 4: Y'all listen to this. This is very disturbing. 02:50:59 Speaker 6: Okay, Karen Louise Shaw continued driving her car eight blocks before she realized that she had knocked her passenger's head off. 02:51:09 Speaker 4: When she hit park cars. 02:51:12 Speaker 6: Get on and want to know. She also pleaded no contest to a felony hit and run. She all will be sentenced next month. She faces up to a year in jail in three years probation. A charge of gross vehicular manslaughter while intoxicated is expected to be dropped at the sentencing. 02:51:33 Speaker 4: They get on and want to know. Do you realize that this is a double drunken situation here? 02:51:46 Speaker 7: Kay? 02:51:46 Speaker 4: We have got one vomiting out the window because she's drunk, and the other one driving the car. 02:51:51 Speaker 6: And while she is throwing about the window, she swerves into park cars and decapitates her. 02:52:00 Speaker 4: And then he's driving eight eight blocks when she finds says hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, everybody be code of the lass coming. Don't be everybody, everybody big Cody, And then you didn't you know? Can you keep get back in the car. Hey, I don't wanna tell you so, but you must have really been puking. You've peaked your head off, man, you've picked your head off cause you know in the drunk world. 02:52:27 Speaker 3: You know, in the drunk world, you're not even horrified you try to find it. Hey, I like, do you remember where it came off at? 02:52:35 Speaker 7: Hey? 02:52:36 Speaker 4: If if the law pulls up, stick your head down with I can't see your head's gone. Oh me, Now drinking has helped my life. Right, We'll take a break. 02:52:51 Speaker 3: We'll be right back. 02:52:52 Speaker 2: Thank you so much for tuning in to this cooking Pest Control, beast stuff breaking by a off today, scheduled to be back on Monday. 02:52:58 Speaker 4: Don't go anywhere. 02:53:02 Speaker 9: Ricking Bubba, Rick and Bubba. 02:53:16 Speaker 2: Twenty five minutes till the top of the hours, the Rick and Bubba shows Coach Pest Control best of I'm your host, Speedy Rick and Bubba off today, back on Monday. Thank you so much for tuning in. Look the request I'm getting them in you know, I mean, I am. 02:53:33 Speaker 13: I know. 02:53:33 Speaker 2: We've played a few Casio bits today, but this one here anytime it's brought up, we got to get this one in. Take a listen, I was not. 02:53:42 Speaker 3: We're joined by cashiol Kid. 02:53:44 Speaker 4: This our former intern now national sales assistant of a big time broadcast company. 02:53:49 Speaker 3: Now you can tell us the story. 02:53:51 Speaker 5: Okay, this weekend. This past weekend, I went to visit a friend of mine in Pasca Gooula, Mississippi. Hey x intern Shaggy, remember everybody shy. He worked for a sports station down there. So Shaggy is still doing the radio thing. Yeah, well he got out of it for the while and he's back in. 02:54:09 Speaker 4: He survived Luca. Huh, Yeah, I forgot about that. 02:54:14 Speaker 5: He

decided to move down there work for a surgery center for a little while, and decided that he didn't belong there. 02:54:20 Speaker 3: So well, yes, I could have told him that. 02:54:22 Speaker 4: So you and Shaggy have got are so tight still that you will go to Pastor Goola and visit Now, we knew. 02:54:27 Speaker 5: Each other since fourth grade. 02:54:29 Speaker 4: I didn't know that. 02:54:29 Speaker 5: Yeah, we've been long time. I got him, That's why I got him. Yeah, so I got to visit him and he he lives in Pascagoula, and we visited. The first night, we visited mobile where his girlfriend lives. 02:54:42 Speaker 3: Okay, now this isn't the one he picked up at a remote No. 02:54:45 Speaker 5: No, the speed he had to take home right because the way I ran into her the other day. 02:54:51 Speaker 7: I did. 02:54:52 Speaker 5: All right, So we say before we before we go out. We've got to stop by his girlfriend's grandparents house, all right, And Judson says, let me give your heads up. Okay, So he gives you some morning He says, let me give your heads up. There's going to be a pet over here. It's gonna own you. Okay, that's all. That's all he tells me. 02:55:13 Speaker 4: Why would we have more information? 02:55:15 Speaker 5: I said, give me. You got to tell me what's going on. Is it a three leg of dog, is it a snake? Or you know what's going He goes, just you'll see. So we get over there and we're sitting around and they're talking. You know, I'm not giving much because she don't know me and I don't know her. 02:55:28 Speaker 4: Matter of fact, you're wanting this situation to be Over's house and not like a not like your own memo's house smells you could tell it somebody else exactly. 02:55:39 Speaker 5: And we're sitting there and you know, it gets there's those uncomfortable pauses every now and then, and and every now and then i'd hear a we'll just kind of a squeaking noise, okay, And I'm like, what was that? And Judson would just look over at me and he was trying to keep from live. Yeah, and every now and then I catch it out of the corner mine, you know, and I'm looking around. Does anybody else hear that? 02:56:05 Speaker 7: Okay? 02:56:07 Speaker 5: All of a sudden, okay, oh boy, all of a sudden, the cat comes around the corner and I see it, you know, I see it poke its hand around the corner, and I'm like, oh, well, there's there's a cat. Well, it comes, pulling its wheelchair behind it. Okay, it's legs or taped together, and it's in and it's in a it's just two wheels that it's pulling itself. Okay, And I'm in shock. I cannot handle this, okay. And here it comes just walking right just he's rolling right through the living room. 02:56:41 Speaker 6: So you're saying, his wheels need a little aill on them. 02:56:43 Speaker 5: Yeah, let's let's work on that. So she she goes into the long story about how it's paralyzed and and she loves it to death. She just can't get rid of it. 02:56:52 Speaker 4: She loves animals. 02:56:56 Speaker 5: It's seeing that, though it's paralyzed from the waist down, she has to squeeze its bladder to make it use the restroom. And at this point, I'm the fund zone has just been sucked right out of the room. Okay, you hope you're not there at time to clean the h and. 02:57:15 Speaker 4: I'm going now the party of mobile is any Yeah, I came. 02:57:19 Speaker 5: Down here to hang on with a boy shaggy, and I'm I'm faced with this dilema. 02:57:22 Speaker 3: That is me Malls with the back wheel cow and. 02:57:28 Speaker 7: Cat. 02:57:29 Speaker 5: So so I go, well, I've got to do something to change this mood I'm in. I'm in a fund zone. I came down here to be in a fund zone this week. 02:57:37 Speaker 4: Oh my gosh, what are you saying? 02:57:38 Speaker 5: I tell Judson, I said, look what I gotta do something, bro, I'm bringing it up. She's acting like this is not a big deal. Okay, So I tell her, look, you don't. You don't need to break this a bad situation. You need to make this a good situation. Make the best out of it. She's like, yeah, you know, I try to keep pausing. I said, let me tell you what you do. I said, I'm gonna be honest with you. I'm a little freaked out by your cat. You call it, yes, his grandmother's face. 02:58:03 Speaker 4: I don't know her. 02:58:04 Speaker 5: I'll ever see her again. All right, I said. He look, I'm gonna be honest with me. I'm a little freaked out about your cat, I said, And other people that come in here is gonna be freaked out about your cat. She need to take this situation and you need to make it into a funny situation. You need to you need to poke fun at yourself and the cat. Okay, just so everybody will get over the uncomfortable feeling of there's a cat wheeling into the room. Okay, I told her what she needs to do, all right, now follow me. This is gonna be good one. I tell her she gets one of those little lego guys. Okay, oh boy, and she puts him on the back of the wheelchair all right, and put a little string and make a whip. And I say, name the cat, ben Perk. Okay, tell you, I tell tell her, Tell everybody you read about it in the documentary called Caddy Eater, And this is gonna make everything that is just She's in shock. She doesn't like this idea. Okay, what is Shaggy doing. 02:59:05 Speaker 7: He's in the floor. 02:59:05 Speaker 5: He's gone. I've lost shag and and the girlfriend. She thinks it's funny, but she's also worried about the grandmother. 02:59:14 Speaker 4: Yeah, because you I mean, yeah, people would if you'll put wills on your cat to keep it with you. You don't think you're not gonna go for hum or about it, would you. 02:59:24 Speaker 5: And so you know, I said, you know, maybe he'll he'll get excited because everybody's giving him attention, because right now he's just an outcast. 02:59:30 Speaker 4: Everybody can't now he's an uncomfortable something in the room. 02:59:33 Speaker 5: Everybody stays away from him. I said, if he's got the lego, man, I'm

playing with the cat I'm in. Okay, Sure he's. 02:59:39 Speaker 4: Gonna be my friend. 02:59:40 Speaker 11: I go. 02:59:40 Speaker 5: You never believe his cat it's called ben Parr Lego, you know. And she's got the other pets. Also, she's got other cats that walk around. And I thought, well, well they're they're gonna be picking on him. 02:59:51 Speaker 4: I was sure, Well he'll be. 02:59:53 Speaker 5: The life of the party if he's got If he's been per everybody will go. Everybody go the man, you. 02:59:57 Speaker 4: Know what I have the cat party going on? Says well, look who I was going. I said, what it's Ben Perkham he's in. When he rides into the room with a little guy. 03:00:06 Speaker 5: Yeah, he comes he says, you know what, You're right, and then she goes on to tell me how. 03:00:15 Speaker 4: The front legs work, and then it's a wheel, two wheels. Yeah, they're strong. I mean he almost looks like the point of a bulldog. Now, I mean he's oh yeah, I mean he's pulling himself around. And she she goes to the point where she struggles because he likes to hide. And I said, well, that's because he's an outcast. He gets tired, stand pretty easy to find. 03:00:32 Speaker 5: Well, she said, he likes to he could. There's only certain places he can fit up under. Well, there's not not all the bed. I said, here, you change his wheels out and you put toilet paper rolls on him. Okay, and that way, when he's walking around, it's dragging the toilet paper around and you just follow the toilet. 03:00:49 Speaker 4: You're a sick. Well, you came in there to help her out, and Shaggy is loving you for it. 03:00:55 Speaker 5: He's in tears. Okay, I've lost Shaggy. I've lost him out of the gate. So I just she didn't like my ideas for some reason. I don't, I don't. I think it's brilliant. Per I told her I would take the cat. If if you would name it ben Pear, I would offer to buy. 03:01:10 Speaker 7: It if it was ben Per. 03:01:11 Speaker 4: But she don't sell it. I mean, if you go that far it, you know. 03:01:15 Speaker 5: Now she's locked down. 03:01:16 Speaker 4: Well, she loves down. Got me a cat. Really, he's really sick, and probably I probably could have done justice by having him put down in a nice way, but I want to keep him around, so I had wheels put on the back. 03:01:31 Speaker 7: Of him. 03:01:32 Speaker 4: So I could get around. 03:01:34 Speaker 6: Look, I've seen that on dogs as before, the wheels on the back, but. 03:01:43 Speaker 3: You should keep them old. 03:01:44 Speaker 6: Seriously, though, that is cruel to put wheels on there and then not grease them regularly. I mean, you're gonna take time to squeeze his bladder, not greasus whales. Come on, what kind of evil human are you? 03:01:53 Speaker 18: You know what I mean? 03:01:55 Speaker 3: He can't sneak up on anything. 03:01:57 Speaker 6: He's trying to stop birds everywhere, he's trying to stop a mouse, and the mise is gonna go, Well, heck, care's that cat? 03:02:04

Speaker 4: Wheels? I'm out of here. You're right, Yeah, you're all over it. 03:02:08 Speaker 3: What if you've got like those real good bearings. 03:02:10 Speaker 4: On the yeah, smooth precision bearing. 03:02:13 Speaker 6: The Masco how did you hear the wind blow? Could have been that cat on wheels. 03:02:17 Speaker 4: Can't he can't he really do it though, because he's got I mean, it's a hell balanced situation. 03:02:21 Speaker 5: Oh but he can get speed. You see the tall corner. He's up on one wheel hopping around the corner. 03:02:26 Speaker 6: Wow, the one time saying did pretty pretty well, I need one dots and had like a broke leg. It was just temporary. Yeah, she wheeled around there like nobody's Yeah, they almost like it too much. 03:02:38 Speaker 25: See. 03:02:38 Speaker 5: I started paying him attention, I said, I can't do this. He's an outcast, and once you start giving him attention, he's just like any other case, playful with you. You know, he can't roll over on his back and in find with you. But he's gonna you know, he's running around. 03:02:50 Speaker 4: He's just can't hear somebody say, wor is it my same Benn Percy here. 03:02:59 Speaker 9: Guy ricking bubba ricking bubba. 03:03:22 Speaker 1: Ringing, mother fricking bubba tis the grieve? 03:03:26 Speaker 2: Please thank you so much for being with us here on this Cook's past control best of I've got a few more things here to make sure we mentioned in case you're just joining us. Ricking Bubba off today back on Monday. Bubba Betty is celebrating an anniversary this weekend. Rick out speaking. You can go to Burgess Ministries Orthmanchurch dot com, click on e fence and he is down on. 03:03:48 Speaker 4: The Gulf coast. 03:03:49 Speaker 2: H And so we have lots of updates for you on Monday. I'll be on vacation next week. Uh and uh, you're gonna actually take a week. So I'm looking forward to that. It's gonna be a lot of fun, I hope. So try not to peak too early, but we'll we'll get going. And so back Lord Willing on the nineteenth. 03:04:07 Speaker 4: So there you go. 03:04:07 Speaker 2: So the kind of the stage is set, and we got one more segment here. And you know, Olympics have been a big theme. 03:04:13 Speaker 4: We all know that. And so let's go back to Salt Lake City and the Winter. 03:04:18 Speaker 2: Olympics where I was there as well as Don Juan representing the show with the Coca Cola broadcast. And but we had our good friend Eric Hastings tune in and tell us all about it. 03:04:31 Speaker 4: Take a listen. Ceremonies are tonight speedy. Indeed, you'll be broadcasting there at the last few days of the Olympics and standing by the Rick and Bubba news team already on the scene ready for tonight's opening ceremonies. Roger Lewis, Roger, good. 03:04:47 Speaker 21: Morning, Good mon ache wrecking Baba. Roger Loris rat ain't you on Live the swan Ach brobs up like well? 03:04:55 Speaker 4: Good morning, Roger, Hey, good morning for you. I understand that the story that was broke here on the program. There has also been a follow up on this that there was a high powered I mean art machine caliber machine something that with ammo with AMO found in the woods surrounding the Olympic Winter Games. 03:05:16 Speaker 21: Yes, it's one of those news facts that makes me proud to be an American record Bubba. 03:05:22 Speaker 12: He got. 03:05:22 Speaker 21: Apparently a fifty caliber of a sheet was found in the woods, loaded with thousands of rounds of ammunition. As you mentioned now, the artillery was found by a local hunter. However, it was later learned that he was the one who accidentally dropped it. Apparently he was too liquored up on the joy joice and forgot to pick it up. 03:05:47 Speaker 4: Shooting white tailed deer at five thousand kilometers. 03:05:50 Speaker 21: Oh that's right, come right, good morning to you. 03:05:53 Speaker 4: Good morning, Uh, Roger, it's always controversial. Every year the steroid used drug testing. We all remember, you know, being what's his name, Johnson, Ben Johnson for Canada, who you know been doing drugs? 03:06:05 Speaker 10: Yeah? 03:06:06 Speaker 7: What what? 03:06:07 Speaker 3: What's going on with drug testing with the the Olympic athletes? 03:06:11 Speaker 21: I am so glad you asked me that in quite a long setup for this joke. 03:06:14 Speaker 12: But let me tell you. 03:06:16 Speaker 21: Duration clean you're in check is in full effect here at Salt Lake. Not just for the athletes, I might add, but also spectators as well. Oh wow, Yes, apparently you'll be asked to quote unquote fill the cup at the security checkpoint at the airport. Oh around security procedures going on. They want to delay your trip even further after standing in line for two or three hours. Now you'll be asked to drop your pants. Good morning, yes, good morning to you. 03:06:47 Speaker 1: Now. 03:06:48 Speaker 21: I did want to mention you've heard a lot of controversy about the flag fly. 03:06:53 Speaker 3: Controversy. 03:06:54 Speaker 21: That is correct. We will be flagged the World Trade Center flag as you've made oh with the opening march of the athlete. They're also flag the Afghanistan flag. Also, the Southern Possum hunting team will enter under the Confederate flag. 03:07:12 Speaker 4: Well, we don't leave anybody else. 03:07:14 Speaker 10: Or we don't. 03:07:15 Speaker 21: Also, the up with people singers and dancers will be marching under the rainbow banner, if you know what I mean. Now, I did want to win out to Rick and Bubba the Morbid Tabernacle Choir. Turns out, I'm sorry, good brying. Apparently the Morbit Tabernacle Choir will not be performing at the opening ceremonial. You're talking up about the other apparently at these are the reports we're getting in here fast and furious to my ABC ricket Bamba News tent. Yes, that they were scheduled to perform a remixed version of Madonna's Like a Virgin. Apparently that didn't go over too well with the

Olympic committee. 03:08:00 Speaker 4: Went morning morning. 03:08:01 Speaker 21: Now, there was an incident earlier this morning. I don't know if you know about this. There was an incident with a strange man standing in the corner of the loose tent. Apparently he was talking to small boys and touching himself. It turns out it was not a terrorist. It was Michael Jackson. 03:08:20 Speaker 27: Rod. 03:08:20 Speaker 21: You'd like to know that. Also, there is no rumor that there is no truth to the rumor that mister mister you remember that. Yes they will, Yes, William, who could forget that? They will not be performing the national anthem? I know we're happy about that. However, Yes, they will be playing at the Blues Lounge in Ogden later on on Tooba. 03:08:44 Speaker 3: Now Roger to two questions that had been on the show today. 03:08:48 Speaker 21: Yes, I will try my best here from Salt Lake, although it's very windy and there's a lot of snow blowing around. 03:08:53 Speaker 6: Yes, we understand, Roger. What opening ceremony? It appears all the eagles in the country have been call there. Are we going to have a big bird bonanza? 03:09:03 Speaker 3: What's going to happen? 03:09:05 Speaker 21: Yes, if we have a big bird I will bring it to your immediately. I think this is a first for me, the young man here on the fricking bubble approgrim. 03:09:19 Speaker 4: Big bird banana. 03:09:20 Speaker 21: Yes, I think I had one of those last weekend at the local, but as a restaurant. Yes, yes, thank you. Good morning for you Robert Corner sweating in my down park of the sport. 03:09:35 Speaker 6: One more question, who is going a lot to flame? 03:09:38 Speaker 4: I mean the big toy. 03:09:39 Speaker 21: No, well, I'm so glad you asked me that. Apparently there were earlier rumors now they're not exactly sure that the flame is going to ignite. 03:09:48 Speaker 4: Oh wow, yes, I don't know if you know that. 03:09:50 Speaker 21: Apparently Ron had a hand in that, and we don't know what's going on down there. 03:09:56 Speaker 4: Roger, thanks for the young Dame. 03:09:58 Speaker 21: Oh it's always my pleasure. Rod Lewis, that's who I am. I before a live this morning fronting the Lewis Tad and Salt lection. 03:10:05 Speaker 26: Of your talk. 03:10:05 Speaker 21: Good Ony, good. 03:10:06 Speaker 7: Morning, good Morry, good buddy, good. 03:10:13 Speaker 4: Baba. The Olympic gout dates continue. 03:10:16 Speaker 3: Stuart, Hi Philip, how are you, Stuart? 03:10:19 Speaker 4: Are are you all saddled? 03:10:20 Speaker 12: I'm so excited. I had a great trip out to Salt Lake. I've got to tell you about it a little bit though. You know, security is tight everywhere in all the airports. 03:10:27 Speaker 4: We were worried about that. 03:10:28 Speaker 12: Well, they've been checking bags and strip searching every terminal. I went to, you know what, one terminal. It took me four times going through the gate to finally get pulled out in strip search. 03:10:36 Speaker 4: Sir, you need to focus on the job in hand. 03:10:39 Speaker 12: Listened. Security is tight for the Winter Games. There are thousands of security people and I feel secure about that. 03:10:43 Speaker 3: Oh yeah, does that make you feel little safer. 03:10:45 Speaker 12: Absolutely, it's a little nerve wrecking coming out here and seeing all this activity, but I'm excited. The pageantry is just amazing. 03:10:51 Speaker 6: This week now you're going to be covering figure skating for Stewart, which has been somewhat of a controversial topic here on the show with some of the routine. 03:11:00 Speaker 7: Yeah. 03:11:01 Speaker 12: Well, listen, there are a number of American skaters that are up for gold this year. And let me talk about Michelle Kwan. First of all. She is looking fit and trim, and she's gotten to the Olympics earlier this year, so she'll be marching in the opening ceremony tonight, and she's been relaxed, in a jovial mood and clearly happy to be out here. And another one of our favorites, Todd Eldridge. Oh boy, oh top at Todd. There's one small Steward, there's one small step left in Todd's comeback. 03:11:28 Speaker 15: You know. 03:11:28 Speaker 12: I talked to Todd earlier and he chuckled and said, you know, there's a big event in saul Lake you've heard of at the Olympics, and I'm going. And I said, I know, Todd, I'm going with you. 03:11:38 Speaker 4: Stuart. 03:11:38 Speaker 12: But listen, it's not been one of Elder's favorite zombie grounds. Yeah. So he loves the patriotism at the opening and closing ceremonies, and he gets a kick out of meeting those elite athletes from other sports. Who doesn't. And as a thirty year old veteran of the two previous games, he might be selected to carry the flag tonight. Oh if you do that, yes, so look for Todd tonight. But this year's Todd is definitely only pining for the gold. So look for Todd on the gold and Michelle Kwana. Now the pair skating, these Canadian pair, David Peletier and Jamie Sale. 03:12:07 Speaker 4: Yeah, that's the controversy. 03:12:09 Speaker 27: You know. 03:12:09 Speaker 3: They said that they thought their routines had gotten a little too racy. 03:12:12 Speaker 12: Well, let me tell you something. I have seen their act. They don't know racy. They need to come to a Key West party for Halloween one summer. But they are the reigning champions. But Olympic gold is far from a shirt for these two. Let me let me just tell you that. And Dan Jensen, you know, one of our favorite speed skaters. He's an NBC commentator this year. Yes, he is so all the press is staying together in the hotel. And I met Dan last night. You did, We've talked? Oh right, Dan has a dark horse pick. What was that? Well, there's an American guy named Joey Cheek. Do you love that name? He's going to be skating in the five hundred, one thousand and the fifteen hundred at the Games, and anything is open. But I've said it before, from a triple Let's to a Salcow, it is imperative that our skaters stick those landings. STL is my motto for the game. 03:13:00 Speaker 4: Thank you short, oh not love, Thank you for that one. That'll do it for this hour and the cook past control betso 03:13:11 Speaker 9: Rickin' Bubba, Rickin' Bubba,