النص الكامل لحلقة Last Orders: Endgame

Finale, and it's come up with Sandra. Endgame is a rural 31 00:02:44.360 --> 00:02:47.759 baby shower planner who must battle rival martial artists on Fight Island or else, 32 00:02:47.840 --> 00:02:52.719 you will face unknown numbers of intruders on her property. Along the way, 33 00:02:53.039 --> 00:02:57.479 Sandra encounters Raymond Rugg, a singer of Sweet Sweet Melodies who doubles as a 34 00:02:57.520 --> 00:03:00.879 drummer in a skifful band. Things get going when an asteroid hits planet Earth, 35 00:03:01.000 --> 00:03:05.159 and the unlikely duo must work together. Will they come out of this 36 00:03:05.319 --> 00:03:09.240 financially secure to some extent? Yes? An unknown amount of intruders is the 37 00:03:09.360 --> 00:03:15.719 worst amount of intruders? Ye have, don't. That's kind of inspired by 38 00:03:15.800 --> 00:03:19.919 Empire of the Dark. The other bit that I saw sort of leachd in 39 00:03:20.039 --> 00:03:23.719 from previous episodes is the Fight Island. I think the island is blood Sport 40 00:03:23.800 --> 00:03:25.840 to blood Fist two. Yeah, good fist too. Sorry not blood Sport, 41 00:03:27.599 --> 00:03:30.039 yes, yes, I think shitter yeah in the Philippines, and you're 42 00:03:30.080 --> 00:03:35.560 there. Blood Fist two is a masterpiece, much better. That's where That's 43 00:03:35.560 --> 00:03:38.599 where we got the polls, all the poll facts. Yeah, it's good. 44 00:03:38.680 --> 00:03:40.960 It's good. Ship. It must be somewhere more street than I feel. 45 00:03:42.199 --> 00:03:46.479 The actual synopsis, A telepathic mutant recruits a post World War three TV 46 00:03:46.759 --> 00:03:52.159 game show warrior to lead her band of mutants to safety. There's a lot 47 00:03:52.159 --> 00:03:57.319 of hyphens in that, and a lot of too futuristic. The best bit 48 00:03:57.520 --> 00:04:01.479 is the tagline on the actual post as an end game champion in the year 49 00:04:02.719 --> 00:04:10.199 There's only one way to live dangerously and I'm based on this film, everything 50 00:04:10.319 --> 00:04:17.160 is dangerous? Do thou want to live dangerously? I mean I loved this, 51 00:04:17.439 --> 00:04:20.600 to be fair, I liked this because it reminded me of films I 52 00:04:20.720 --> 00:04:25.720 love. Yeah, it was like a low budget version of other films. 53 00:04:25.920 --> 00:04:30.600 Yeah, all filmed in what appears to be an abandoned milk bottle processing. 54 00:04:31.279 --> 00:04:35.240 I didn't expect them to go into a room somewhere and they be Fallout style 55 00:04:36.000 --> 00:04:41.360 turrets for them to read stories of what happened to the previous owners. No, 56 00:04:41.439 --> 00:04:45.480 hope, none of that. Just lots and lots of quarry based actions. 57 00:04:46.319 --> 00:04:49.560 You know. I love a quarry in a film. We open up 58 00:04:50.600 --> 00:04:57.240 with two did I write them down? And was laughing of the production companies? 59 00:04:57.439 --> 00:05:00.199 Oh yeah, one of them's film arrage, which is good. That's 60 00:05:00.240 --> 00:05:04.920 because it fills me with rage or that filmy rage that you get out of 61 00:05:04.959 --> 00:05:09.920 there. These titles look like threads. Didn't it look like a much more 62 00:05:10.040 --> 00:05:14.120 serious film. Well it was over explosion in the background, over a big 63 00:05:14.199 --> 00:05:17.759 mushroom cloudy. Also, music in this is cracking. It's like someone watched 64 00:05:17.800 --> 00:05:20.519 The Warriors and then when I'm going to get hit in the head a lot 65 00:05:20.560 --> 00:05:24.959 with a cricket bat and then try and recreate that. That's the sweet sound 66 00:05:25.000 --> 00:05:30.120 of Carlo Maria Cordio on a Chroma road synthesizer. I've been told, yeah, 67 00:05:30.639 --> 00:05:33.439 yeah, he did do a brilliant job. I have no qualms about 68 00:05:33.519 --> 00:05:38.560 the music. It was great. One bit. I think where they were 69 00:05:38.639 --> 00:05:44.519 driving the Bedford Rascal off it went a bit and I was like, it's 70 00:05:44.519 --> 00:05:48.120 supposed to be a serious film of the future here, but we are introduced 71 00:05:48.199 --> 00:05:53.959 to a city. Yes, it's the Bronx, but it doesn't say that. 72 00:05:54.079 --> 00:05:56.759 It never says it's the Bronx because it isn't the Bronx. Is that 73 00:05:56.879 --> 00:06:04.040 the titles around the world confirmed it's an announcers though that it's so not much 74 00:06:04.120 --> 00:06:08.600 longer to go, and actually I think we are about seventy five of the 75 00:06:08.680 --> 00:06:14.439 way towards the nuclear winter that it envisages. Yeah, but it also says 76 00:06:14.560 --> 00:06:19.639 that the end Game tournament started in But this is the one. So do 77 00:06:19.720 --> 00:06:25.480 they do like leap years. Yeah, there's like a winter summer sort of 78 00:06:25.519 --> 00:06:30.680 style Olympics, like Winter end game and then Summer end game and then Champion 79 00:06:30.720 --> 00:06:39.040 of Champions. It's like and we're told that the end game. Well, 80 00:06:39.079 --> 00:06:42.439 no, we're sorry. We come across some mutants. I thought it was 81 00:06:42.439 --> 00:06:46.399 an old chrone. Everyone in this film who was a mutant looks like a 82 00:06:46.480 --> 00:06:51.639 Russian babushka. Yeah, it makes weird craven noises. Yeah, scuttling around, 83 00:06:51.680 --> 00:06:57.199 it's brilliant. There's this there's this tasty looking corpse. Isn't that that's 84 00:06:57.240 --> 00:07:00.040 quite blately just a dummy and these two, these two people grab it and 85 00:07:00.160 --> 00:07:03.000 pull it, pull it aside, and in the next shot it's it's a 86 00:07:03.120 --> 00:07:06.079 human. It's an actor, and it looks nothing like it. And I 87 00:07:06.279 --> 00:07:11.560 was question mark alive. I thought that because they were knocking rats off it 88 00:07:11.759 --> 00:07:15.040 like

left, right and center, and then the next minute I thought they 89 00:07:15.079 --> 00:07:19.079 were eating it. But then yeah, and it was moving. I was 90 00:07:19.120 --> 00:07:27.839 giggling. The rats were very wet. It was very much. It gave 91 00:07:27.920 --> 00:07:31.439 me give me feelings of a really annoying little child in a fucking plague tail 92 00:07:31.519 --> 00:07:36.079 game. I thought you'd been activating like a Manchurian candidate though, were very 93 00:07:36.160 --> 00:07:43.680 wet. Yeah. Please. Fan rocks up at this point looking for mutants, 94 00:07:43.720 --> 00:07:47.480 and they've got a special mutants scanner says. This fan looked like it 95 00:07:47.600 --> 00:07:53.800 was made out of Pickford boxes, and again I was like, why are 96 00:07:53.839 --> 00:07:58.360 they driving around in an ice cream van? They were very proud of that. 97 00:07:59.279 --> 00:08:03.439 They got it into almost every shot that the s S Security Services turn 98 00:08:03.519 --> 00:08:07.600 up it. How did they get that through SS? It was Italy? 99 00:08:11.720 --> 00:08:18.199 I mean nothing changed topical and they've all got big leather trench. I mean 100 00:08:18.439 --> 00:08:22.160 it's not actual leather, but they've got big planet coats and they've got masks 101 00:08:22.279 --> 00:08:26.680 on. They see two of those pariahs run out for no reason and then 102 00:08:26.720 --> 00:08:33.960 get shot, and then a heroine Lilith, Lilith of the medieval Quite headband. 103 00:08:35.240 --> 00:08:39.799 Yeah, just looks this. I mean this, this mutant detected gun 104 00:08:39.279 --> 00:08:43.879 very limited ranges off that day, need to slip about a bit onside and 105 00:08:43.679 --> 00:08:48.279 sent them to a concrete and the whole thing falls apart. They run off. 106 00:08:48.840 --> 00:08:56.480 The police officers had very big Have you played um we happy few No, 107 00:08:56.639 --> 00:08:58.720 I've watched a bit of a playthrough on it. It gave big vibes 108 00:08:58.759 --> 00:09:03.879 of obviously it isn't. But yeah, they chase his mutes down and then 109 00:09:03.919 --> 00:09:07.200 they shoot them. The line he uses is we don't have anything to fear 110 00:09:07.279 --> 00:09:13.080 from them except contamination, which could kill you, so surely you should be 111 00:09:13.320 --> 00:09:16.679 fearful of them. I also like this class of the pariahs. There's a 112 00:09:16.759 --> 00:09:20.440 lot of world building in the first third right that. Then it goes completely 113 00:09:20.519 --> 00:09:26.879 unheeded for the worry about it later to a lot of brons too mucho mucho 114 00:09:26.960 --> 00:09:31.840 bronx. Yeah, so we're introduced at this point, announcement says that it's 115 00:09:31.879 --> 00:09:37.240 the end game. It sort of cuts to Ron Shannon, who is the 116 00:09:37.279 --> 00:09:41.720 twenty two season long winners. He said, and non union David Harbor, 117 00:09:43.480 --> 00:09:48.480 have you got one? I didn't. I was too busy just writing down 118 00:09:48.480 --> 00:09:50.240 because I was very pleased with myself. He's painting his face because he's in 119 00:09:50.279 --> 00:09:54.480 the names. It's some kind of unspoken rule that we've got that this is 120 00:09:54.519 --> 00:09:58.399 what we do now. It's the future. So you've got to put makeup 121 00:09:58.440 --> 00:10:01.399 on, like because when you go to the scary bar later, everyone's got 122 00:10:01.519 --> 00:10:09.159 makeup on? Was run Shannon not a Dell Shannon your things. I was 123 00:10:09.159 --> 00:10:15.159 actually thinking of a wrestler, but okay, oh yeah, that sounds about 124 00:10:15.279 --> 00:10:18.200 right, and he is the So, from what I can grasp, end 125 00:10:18.320 --> 00:10:24.759 game, right is one person is on the lamb is running and the other 126 00:10:24.879 --> 00:10:26.840 three people are trying to find them and kill them. So it's sort of 127 00:10:26.919 --> 00:10:31.559 like Running Man. It's exactly like Running Man. And also the hinter Lands 128 00:10:31.600 --> 00:10:39.440 a shadow kingdom that can only sustain a provost or deny it. It's all 129 00:10:39.600 --> 00:10:43.480 like made up stuff like that, but there's people involved in that. Yeah, 130 00:10:43.519 --> 00:10:46.159 there's a three hundred people in the league, but that wasn't very clear 131 00:10:46.200 --> 00:10:50.799 at this point. And they're each given one firearm and then two other weapons, 132 00:10:50.840 --> 00:10:56.159 and if you're found with another weapon, you're disqualified. Yeah, if 133 00:10:56.200 --> 00:11:00.039 you're being hunted, you can hide, hide, No, you can and 134 00:11:00.159 --> 00:11:03.879 yourself in, but you lose points. You have to go for undiscovered for 135 00:11:03.960 --> 00:11:07.600 six hours and then you can hand yourself in. It's so confusing, but 136 00:11:07.720 --> 00:11:09.440 you don't get any of the loot for doing that. The loot is that 137 00:11:09.519 --> 00:11:13.799 the other people putting the hunters put in I guess, so yeah, yeah, 138 00:11:13.960 --> 00:11:16.879 so they are betting against the fact that you're gonna they're betting on themselves. 139 00:11:18.039 --> 00:11:22.559 Really Yeah, but it was just very strange. But so del Shannon 140 00:11:22.080 --> 00:11:26.320 has has has has got his pistol, his trust, these cities about to 141 00:11:26.399 --> 00:11:31.399 run away. Yeah, he's got a whip Indiana Jones style, and he's 142 00:11:31.440 --> 00:11:35.559 got like a boot knife. It's a cool guy. He's got cool like 143 00:11:37.080 --> 00:11:39.919 new rock goth boots on. I quite want a pair of them, because 144 00:11:39.919 --> 00:11:45.679 they like you're in Ramstid stomping them out with them and we're introduced to the 145 00:11:45.840 --> 00:11:50.679 other hunters. Oh my right. And I like the names. I like 146 00:11:50.840 --> 00:11:56.080 the fact

that all get to like get changed in a bull's eye winning Carolans. 147 00:11:58.360 --> 00:12:01.480 Yeah, his opponents. Woody old Ridge is the first one. He's 148 00:12:01.519 --> 00:12:07.039 the one that's dressed like a dragon lord from fucking sky Rim. Yeah. 149 00:12:07.080 --> 00:12:11.240 I called him Alan Featherboy Jones. That's a good game. It quickly turned 150 00:12:11.279 --> 00:12:13.440 out that it didn't matter that I named any of these. The last one 151 00:12:13.480 --> 00:12:18.159 who I put the most effort into the end game is very quickly over. 152 00:12:18.519 --> 00:12:24.399 That's that's Arnold Vishlu from from the Mummy and Die dark Man, Die the 153 00:12:24.639 --> 00:12:30.200 dark Man. Next up, we've got gate Man tracks. I've just put 154 00:12:30.519 --> 00:12:37.600 Deadly John Denver. I've put Kung Fu Cliff Richard. I've got Booty Eizard 155 00:12:37.639 --> 00:12:43.159 because he reminded me a little bit of Ed. He is a martial arts 156 00:12:43.240 --> 00:12:46.480 expert. I remember. That doesn't matter, No, it does not matter. 157 00:12:46.399 --> 00:12:52.879 Oh, Gabe man tracks. It sounds like one of Jeremy's fucking Jeremy 158 00:12:52.919 --> 00:12:56.919 and Superhands is made up man names. And then, last, but not 159 00:12:58.120 --> 00:13:01.960 least, we've got Kurt Karnak Chris Rea. Yeah, I'm having that. 160 00:13:03.000 --> 00:13:07.159 I went with swarthy leathers and I've stuck with that throughout. I actually had 161 00:13:07.200 --> 00:13:11.559 to just double check on Google that it was okay to use the term swarthy, 162 00:13:11.759 --> 00:13:16.720 and I think we're in the clip doesn't feel like it should be swarthy. 163 00:13:16.759 --> 00:13:18.399 He's fine, Yeah, yeah, it's fine, it's fine. I've 164 00:13:18.440 --> 00:13:22.759 never heard it used it. I will say that, like if he is 165 00:13:22.799 --> 00:13:26.120 supposed to be that he was. He was builled as the number one book. 166 00:13:26.159 --> 00:13:28.840 He's odds book, his favorite to win. Yeah. All his gear 167 00:13:28.879 --> 00:13:33.080 looked very new though, Like his leather jacket like was was pristine by the 168 00:13:33.200 --> 00:13:39.440 leather warehouse. Yeah. Maybe he's just doing so well that he money to 169 00:13:39.039 --> 00:13:43.519 get gear. He's been he's been entreated yourself to some fine leather goods. 170 00:13:46.799 --> 00:13:52.000 I thought that the game begins. Yeah, Shannon does a little run because 171 00:13:52.080 --> 00:13:56.879 used to pray. The guy checks all the guns as well. There's one 172 00:13:56.919 --> 00:13:58.679 guy who's like, yeah, that's very god and just passes them back to 173 00:13:58.759 --> 00:14:05.440 them either way. This host of this of this telecast, non union, 174 00:14:05.039 --> 00:14:11.240 Jerry Seinfeld, was was advertising Life Plus. 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By the way, the this these old men having 184 00:15:01.799 --> 00:15:03.279 a meeting on the Death starf you're part of tricks. Don't depress me, 185 00:15:03.399 --> 00:15:07.919 Lord Vader. It was I didn't understand because I like, the end game 186 00:15:07.960 --> 00:15:11.879 has started now, so no one will notice what I thought they were going 187 00:15:11.919 --> 00:15:16.960 to do something? Yeah, was it they think was when they went and 188 00:15:16.080 --> 00:15:20.039 murdered all the poor people? Yeah, what their plan was? Because I 189 00:15:20.279 --> 00:15:24.120 couldn't figure it out. That's the only thing I could think of was because 190 00:15:24.159 --> 00:15:31.320 they all far too old to get out of those chairs. So pretty much 191 00:15:31.600 --> 00:15:35.200 so that the plan is that they're going to go away and murder all of 192 00:15:35.320 --> 00:15:41.000 the poor people. And the basically it's the Tory Party conference. Yes, 193 00:15:41.799 --> 00:15:48.000 let's date this any Tory Party conference. You can listen to this when they 194 00:15:48.000 --> 00:15:56.559 don't exist in two years. So well, el Shannon Christopher Lambert is running 195 00:15:56.639 --> 00:16:00.240 through this one set that they've got, which I'm fairly sure it's from blood 196 00:16:00.279 --> 00:16:06.159 Fist as well. It looks like the whare that that first opening bit these 197 00:16:06.399 --> 00:16:10.840 bad bastards the police basically because these people are mutants, they're just poor, 198 00:16:11.480 --> 00:16:15.320 so they just like they just massacre them. Yeah, this woman screams before 199 00:16:15.360 --> 00:16:18.840 they kick the door through, which is really impressive. But then you realize 200 00:16:18.879 --> 00:16:22.679 that at least one of them is probably knows it's coming. She could be 201 00:16:22.759 --> 00:16:29.840 a mutant telepath she could, Yeah, because don't they telepathy? Like Damien 202 00:16:29.919 --> 00:16:33.799 from the Omen is one of them. Yeah. Literally, the only ability 203 00:16:33.879 --> 00:16:37.960 they share is the ability to make a medieval soup kitchen, which

explains the 204 00:16:38.039 --> 00:16:42.720 heads bands. Yeah, all the sort of lady in waiting hats that they're 205 00:16:42.759 --> 00:16:45.799 wearing. And a little bit later on, the child's going to lift a 206 00:16:47.279 --> 00:16:48.960 X wing out of a swamp. Oh could you know? He wouldn't and 207 00:16:48.960 --> 00:16:52.519 then he just throw it at someone. He's got a taste for blood, 208 00:16:52.559 --> 00:16:59.559 now, is mat Yeah? The police murder all these people. What was 209 00:16:59.600 --> 00:17:03.279 he called. Jimmy Feathers Finds, finds Del Shannon. They have a fight. 210 00:17:03.640 --> 00:17:07.960 They're shooting guns at each other from like behind bins two ms away, 211 00:17:07.960 --> 00:17:14.000 and they run out of Spicy Club and he's like this badass sort of spike 212 00:17:14.039 --> 00:17:15.119 with the nail in it. Yeah, yeah, planking with the nail in 213 00:17:15.200 --> 00:17:19.960 it. It looks like like if a serial killer went on Scrappy Challenge. 214 00:17:21.960 --> 00:17:23.839 It's what they make. Robert the Welling going, that's that's not a hot 215 00:17:25.000 --> 00:17:29.640 craft. And they have this fight and he swings it and he ends up 216 00:17:29.720 --> 00:17:33.279 killing Jimmy Feathers swings it over the top and Shannon stink around the back, 217 00:17:33.359 --> 00:17:37.960 stabs him. One hunter down and he pulls the knife out and there's no 218 00:17:37.160 --> 00:17:41.000 blood on it. No, yeah, there is blood in this film, 219 00:17:41.039 --> 00:17:45.480 but yeah, they only when they remember to put it in. And then 220 00:17:45.519 --> 00:17:49.400 his booty yerards to the second one. He jumps down, shouting ha ha, 221 00:17:51.359 --> 00:17:55.000 kicks him about a bit. Oh wait, just shooting. This kicking 222 00:17:55.119 --> 00:18:00.480 scene right goes on for ages. I was watching and it went on and 223 00:18:00.720 --> 00:18:07.119 on, like evil Bill Gates just really loves kicking people. He also does 224 00:18:07.279 --> 00:18:11.839 one of the best karate moves ever where he springs back and then springs forward 225 00:18:11.920 --> 00:18:15.519 and kicks him like up her head, and I was like, that's impractical 226 00:18:15.599 --> 00:18:19.359 at best, isn't It was a karate chop a bit later, which I 227 00:18:19.480 --> 00:18:22.960 really like that. That was straight out of Star Trek. That was Shannon's 228 00:18:22.960 --> 00:18:30.319 preferred execution method for a while. This but this, this is like a 229 00:18:30.480 --> 00:18:36.200 five six minute sequence of him just booting him to fuck where Shannon is nearly 230 00:18:36.240 --> 00:18:38.079 dead and he goes up to him and then it's time for even more booting 231 00:18:38.160 --> 00:18:41.799 him. Yeah. Well he boats him, boots and boots him, and 232 00:18:41.839 --> 00:18:45.640 then he's goes to strangle him, and Shannon, being the wily old sea 233 00:18:45.759 --> 00:18:51.079 dog that he is possibly pretends to be injured, plays possum and then springs 234 00:18:51.200 --> 00:18:55.480 up, and then the kicking is reversed and we get another five minutes of 235 00:18:55.599 --> 00:19:00.440 Shannon kicking fucking John Denver's facing. I don't know why, Like it just 236 00:19:00.559 --> 00:19:04.279 felt we've got ten minutes to fill. Should we do like some choreographed fight 237 00:19:04.400 --> 00:19:08.279 sequences. We'll do that bit now where we put the camera there and have 238 00:19:08.400 --> 00:19:11.200 him kick at the camera. So it's like a p o V stort of 239 00:19:11.240 --> 00:19:15.519 thing, which I like because it's you know, it's tested. It works. 240 00:19:17.559 --> 00:19:19.720 My problem with all of this is that it was in within about twenty 241 00:19:19.759 --> 00:19:23.799 square meters of the same industrial setting. It did have a nice backdrop that 242 00:19:23.839 --> 00:19:30.119 said no credit. I don't know if they wrote if it was just already 243 00:19:30.160 --> 00:19:33.920 there, but all supposed to take over all the end game happens over like 244 00:19:34.079 --> 00:19:38.240 one block by that. Yeah, I thought it was going to be this 245 00:19:38.400 --> 00:19:45.279 fast labyrinth then like a Running Man style situation stopping them all ganging up together 246 00:19:45.400 --> 00:19:48.160 and tweating. You don't get the credits. Then they'd have to turn on 247 00:19:49.440 --> 00:19:52.920 killing. The hunters can't kill each other, can they. That's not in 248 00:19:52.960 --> 00:19:59.720 the guard, but the night something if you know the egg is blue right 249 00:19:59.759 --> 00:20:04.119 to let us like the official end game rules. I do see this coming 250 00:20:04.160 --> 00:20:08.400 to BBC next year with Paddy McGinnis hosting it. Yeah, Danny Dyer, 251 00:20:11.079 --> 00:20:18.319 Danny Dyer's end game muse slags. It would be great field with a big 252 00:20:18.440 --> 00:20:27.400 thing in the background. Become prey for coins, wanking for coins, climbing 253 00:20:27.440 --> 00:20:34.440 for dollars. But yes, so he murders John Denver and then Kirk Karnak 254 00:20:34.960 --> 00:20:41.200 strolls around the carnus shouting away He's got Shannon, Shannon, come on, 255 00:20:41.559 --> 00:20:47.160 Shannon, and I'm like, just dog, is he easy? Looking for 256 00:20:47.240 --> 00:20:52.440 a little girl that's been hidden under a bed in West York? Shanon, 257 00:20:52.720 --> 00:21:00.200 come on, Niche references there Yorkshire based crimes. Yeah, he actually is. 258 00:21:00.240 --> 00:21:04.000 Just to get him trapped in another subcomplex of this very tiny area, 259 00:21:04.240 --> 00:21:07.640 and Shannon runs into it. He does another little bit of a run and 260 00:21:07.839 --> 00:21:12.319 Lilas is there and announces that he's in a bit of a trap and she 261 00:21:12.559 --> 00:21:19.200 can help because she's psychic and

apparently psychic works both ways. Yeah, which 262 00:21:19.279 --> 00:21:23.079 I don't think that's true, is it? Like no other psychic in cinema 263 00:21:23.160 --> 00:21:26.720 has ever been like. It works like a walkie talky over. It leads 264 00:21:26.759 --> 00:21:32.000 to some wonderful bit of dialogue because then swarthy Leathers comes in and does a 265 00:21:32.039 --> 00:21:34.799 little nod like this, because she's still stood there and don't who you are? 266 00:21:36.640 --> 00:21:41.160 Which is visible? Could she make herself go invisible? Because why would 267 00:21:41.160 --> 00:21:44.079 they? You have just killed her anywhere because he's not there to kill her. 268 00:21:44.720 --> 00:21:48.000 No, he doesn't get any money out of that. Again, maybe 269 00:21:48.039 --> 00:21:52.799 you're not allowed to do collateral damage. But he's doing a hide somewhere I 270 00:21:52.839 --> 00:21:56.720 can't see where. And she says to him telepathically, he has death in 271 00:21:56.799 --> 00:21:59.920 his mind, your death. And then he goes, are you a muse? 272 00:22:00.680 --> 00:22:07.039 And she goes yes, And you've got like the dead pan faces as 273 00:22:07.160 --> 00:22:10.720 that's that thought has just played. It's probably because none of these people can 274 00:22:10.799 --> 00:22:15.079 act to James, if I'm honest, how dare you Al Cliver non Union 275 00:22:15.119 --> 00:22:19.880 Orange Cassidy. It's tremendous as Ron Shannon of just being like an off brand 276 00:22:19.960 --> 00:22:23.640 clearly eastward squinting into the middle distance. Oh, there's a lot of that. 277 00:22:23.799 --> 00:22:27.599 There's a lot of Sergio Leone rip offs later on. Yeah, but 278 00:22:27.640 --> 00:22:30.799 you've got a very much well This is the version that we watches, the 279 00:22:30.839 --> 00:22:33.279 dubbed version, because I'm assuming this was originally recorded in Italian. Oh yes, 280 00:22:33.519 --> 00:22:37.240 yeah, because when we get to meet Carnac's mate later on, hey, 281 00:22:37.359 --> 00:22:42.160 you're wise guys. Really my favorite he should have had should have been 282 00:22:42.160 --> 00:22:47.319 in this. He should have been that guy in the movie. So anyway, 283 00:22:47.359 --> 00:22:48.960 he says, all right, well I'm I'm trapped, and she's like, 284 00:22:49.200 --> 00:22:52.279 listen to my advice, and then she just go and he whips the 285 00:22:52.319 --> 00:22:57.519 gun out of Carl of Carnac's hand and then they have a rumble. It's 286 00:22:57.519 --> 00:23:04.480 a mad barrel action going. We just goes donkey kong on him, high 287 00:23:04.519 --> 00:23:08.319 in them down this thing. It was clearly set up for that, and 288 00:23:08.359 --> 00:23:14.640 then the delivery of it was so like cluster like kick him Channing and he's 289 00:23:14.680 --> 00:23:19.200 like, oh my uncle, I've done so much kicking. It's with it. 290 00:23:19.559 --> 00:23:22.920 There's a lot of barrel action because when we meet I think he's mate. 291 00:23:23.000 --> 00:23:26.839 Later on he throws the barrel at him. We were all throwing barrels 292 00:23:26.839 --> 00:23:30.759 in the Eighth. I wish I could go back. You don't mention that 293 00:23:30.799 --> 00:23:34.839 in that song, did they with respectably? The eight used to throw barrels 294 00:23:34.839 --> 00:23:40.359 at people and he gets Karnak down and he pulls his knife on him and 295 00:23:40.480 --> 00:23:45.240 he's like and the camera crew with two camera men covered in ductor. For 296 00:23:45.359 --> 00:23:48.559 some reason, they come up because this is the only death, but that 297 00:23:48.759 --> 00:23:53.160 wasn't coincidentally near CCTV so that they could capture it anyway to found the one 298 00:23:53.279 --> 00:23:56.880 spot that was and they said, we've got cameras all around the city and 299 00:23:56.000 --> 00:24:04.400 remote control cameras and two guys dressed like make your own KKK outfits disco KKK 300 00:24:06.000 --> 00:24:11.480 yes, redneck um and they like, do it kill him? And Shannon 301 00:24:11.599 --> 00:24:17.119 goes, no, I've I've one. He yields, so I think I 302 00:24:17.480 --> 00:24:21.480 get the prize, and they oh, he's the new favorite of the championship 303 00:24:22.319 --> 00:24:26.880 game. Championship game that never ends. It should be called never ending games. 304 00:24:27.680 --> 00:24:32.759 Yeah, he doesn't confusing rules. He doesn't drink his life plus, 305 00:24:32.839 --> 00:24:36.200 which has been handed to him, which looks a lot like water. Boom 306 00:24:36.240 --> 00:24:41.799 boom guys. He hears lights calling for help. In his mind goons are 307 00:24:41.839 --> 00:24:45.359 taking her away, hired goons, so he drops his life. I think, 308 00:24:45.359 --> 00:24:48.119 actually I think he hands the drink. He goes, He goes, 309 00:24:48.319 --> 00:24:52.880 you drink it. And hands it to Jerry Seinfeld. Yeah, and then 310 00:24:52.920 --> 00:24:57.480 he runs off these two hired goons dragging little off. He does it, 311 00:24:57.559 --> 00:25:00.519 he tries to do it like a pithy thing to them. They're like, 312 00:25:00.680 --> 00:25:02.960 you can't tell us what to do, and he just boops him in the 313 00:25:03.039 --> 00:25:08.039 stone. Not one for subtle thing, No James Bond style oneliners from Shannon. 314 00:25:08.240 --> 00:25:11.720 No, it's just booth to the stack to the yam bag. There's 315 00:25:11.880 --> 00:25:15.920 another little bit with the General's as well. They say that they want to 316 00:25:15.960 --> 00:25:22.119 get him back and also an unspecified child or and I quote they will fail. 317 00:25:22.279 --> 00:25:27.880 I want to be any more specific. Says I need to hire you 318 00:25:29.240 --> 00:25:33.920 to get me and some other mutants out of the city to a safe location. 319 00:25:33.279 --> 00:25:37.119 And he goes, nah, fuck you, I'm not doing that.

320 00:25:37.319 --> 00:25:41.000 I'm Ron Shannon Um. And she goes, what if I introduce you to 321 00:25:41.880 --> 00:25:53.799 the head teacher from Boy Meets World, Will ned Flanders. Yeah, he's 322 00:25:53.799 --> 00:25:57.200 got a turtle there and he that's oh yeah, he's rocking that look. 323 00:25:57.519 --> 00:26:03.279 And she shows him his room with Mr Feeney and the boy in a caravan. 324 00:26:03.440 --> 00:26:07.640 It's another one. It's just made up of caravan. This caravan was 325 00:26:07.680 --> 00:26:12.640 the exact same layout as my granddad's in the eighties and very familiar one. 326 00:26:12.720 --> 00:26:17.200 But yeah, the rest of the city did actually look like skegness. Why 327 00:26:17.279 --> 00:26:26.920 not end game beating each other the death of sticks a rock And he's like, 328 00:26:26.640 --> 00:26:32.279 we can't stay here because like the bad bastards are after us. Don't 329 00:26:32.359 --> 00:26:38.160 use that toilet into which we don't past. Yeah, he's not gone back 330 00:26:38.240 --> 00:26:44.200 to my apartment. Yeah, and then it explains that Mr Feeney isn't a 331 00:26:44.279 --> 00:26:47.759 mute and wishes he was one. He's well up for that though. He 332 00:26:47.799 --> 00:26:51.480 wants to establish a race that's telepathic and then they can conquer the world and 333 00:26:51.640 --> 00:26:56.480 then the universe universe. And I was like, that's not good, is 334 00:26:56.519 --> 00:27:00.960 it. Conquering? Conquering is not the word I would use, like assimilating 335 00:27:00.039 --> 00:27:03.680 into the rest of the world, like making the world a better place. 336 00:27:03.880 --> 00:27:07.359 Conquer is not a good word unless it's on a No, it's not done 337 00:27:07.359 --> 00:27:12.480 in a German accent either. He agrees. He sort of agrees because Li 338 00:27:12.839 --> 00:27:15.599 is like, oh, go on, I'll let you have a go on 339 00:27:15.680 --> 00:27:18.640 the front these and he's like, all right, then, I guess I 340 00:27:18.720 --> 00:27:22.519 need to put a group together. Though for some reason we get the best 341 00:27:22.759 --> 00:27:30.240 Dirty Dozen style recruitments. Yeah, we go to Bulls Jim. I think 342 00:27:30.319 --> 00:27:33.960 it is. It is. Every kind of fighting happens in Bulls gym. 343 00:27:34.200 --> 00:27:37.799 There's no rules in Bulls gym as long as you bring your own underpants and 344 00:27:37.880 --> 00:27:42.640 you're fighting. Nothing else. Only I may wear an eyepad that nobody else 345 00:27:42.720 --> 00:27:48.000 is allowed. The reason for that being is that Bull is pirates having a 346 00:27:48.160 --> 00:27:53.960 bar dem Yes, yeah, he's great because he's Shannon's like, I need 347 00:27:55.039 --> 00:27:57.720 to put a group together. Bull says, now, all these people in 348 00:27:57.759 --> 00:28:02.480 there a fannies, you don't want them? And he goes, what about 349 00:28:02.480 --> 00:28:07.079 that dude just

stood there flexing like the older met warrior And he goes, 350 00:28:07.200 --> 00:28:15.119 oh him, Ninja, And I'm like, I did get eliminator feels from 351 00:28:15.200 --> 00:28:25.400 this particular character, the one Ninja Mr and Mrs Ninja. Did you create 352 00:28:25.519 --> 00:28:30.759 the air fryer? The big expensive push to do one with those got one? 353 00:28:30.799 --> 00:28:33.720 It's lush, the one that's got the steam and grill, just the 354 00:28:33.759 --> 00:28:41.039 lot, just the who sponsored by again Life plus Men among Men by Life 355 00:28:41.039 --> 00:28:49.240 Plus Drink, Life plus and paste blood. Yeah, so bull who owns 356 00:28:49.359 --> 00:28:53.799 the gym Bulls Jim. He orders a man to attack the Ninja. Sorry, 357 00:28:53.920 --> 00:29:00.519 Ninja, so he could noting he's not a definite art just so he 358 00:29:00.559 --> 00:29:03.440 can show off his skills, and Ninja just straight up burders a dude. 359 00:29:03.759 --> 00:29:06.279 Pull right. This was a bit that I was worried about because bulls Jim 360 00:29:06.400 --> 00:29:08.880 is not a safe place to train because that punching bag he was punching, 361 00:29:10.079 --> 00:29:12.680 that's the fucking machette hidden in it. And if you punch that wrong. 362 00:29:14.400 --> 00:29:18.000 Yeah, but he goes, maybe he'll fight if he's attacked. All right, 363 00:29:18.119 --> 00:29:27.880 random kids attack him, random bloke makes a noise that he goes and 364 00:29:29.039 --> 00:29:33.400 then yeah, Ninja just murders him, goes back to flexing. Bull goes 365 00:29:33.400 --> 00:29:37.680 to check his pulse and Ninja goes, there is no point he's dead. 366 00:29:37.559 --> 00:29:44.559 Man's was just working out. It was like day for fox sake. So 367 00:29:44.720 --> 00:29:48.480 if your top advice from Last Orders, if you're ever in a gym and 368 00:29:48.759 --> 00:29:52.759 someone gets you to attack someone else, don't because they will murder you. 369 00:29:52.039 --> 00:29:56.599 Don't start on the one dude who looks like his name is don't. Don't 370 00:29:56.680 --> 00:30:03.119 start with the one guy who's name who is named the Killers. Oh but 371 00:30:03.319 --> 00:30:04.359 yeah, and so he's like, right, do you want'll be on my 372 00:30:04.480 --> 00:30:08.440 team, and he goes, yeah, all right, it's the weirdest bit. 373 00:30:08.640 --> 00:30:11.599 But then we get to the best bit. Oh yeah, where he 374 00:30:11.759 --> 00:30:18.880 pulled Ron Shannon and his little golf car pulls up to an abandoned like office 375 00:30:18.960 --> 00:30:26.359 building home to several rolling barrels. It's almost like tumbleweed. As he's walking 376 00:30:26.440 --> 00:30:30.279 along, a barrel rolls across and he goes and a guy behind him in 377 00:30:30.359 --> 00:30:34.160 like a pink ball camouflage outfit comes out and he whips the gun out of 378 00:30:34.200 --> 00:30:38.880 his hand. But then we're introduced to Kovak, Kovacs

Mate, and Mr 379 00:30:40.240 --> 00:30:45.400 I've got that weapon that Feathers McGraw had to befar and Kovacs Mate is the 380 00:30:45.519 --> 00:30:53.079 best guy in this All three stooges rolled into one. This Kovac in his 381 00:30:53.200 --> 00:30:56.319 gang looked like Dad's army if it was setting the D and D universe. 382 00:31:00.279 --> 00:31:03.839 For some reason, they live in the Heidi high set. Figure any of 383 00:31:03.960 --> 00:31:08.880 this out, He gets something, isn't it? Yeah? But I don't 384 00:31:08.920 --> 00:31:12.000 even know his name, Kovacs Mate. It's like I'm the king around He 385 00:31:12.240 --> 00:31:18.359 sc and he's going and like Shannon just ignores him, like he's not even 386 00:31:18.519 --> 00:31:22.480 attaining this break, and he goes are you Kovak and he goes, yeah, 387 00:31:22.519 --> 00:31:26.519 I am, and I hear you're very strong. Kovacs mate, He's 388 00:31:26.559 --> 00:31:33.799 like pay attention and then he just like if you say another thing to maybe 389 00:31:33.839 --> 00:31:37.359 the last thing you ever say. And then they just recruit Kovak. They 390 00:31:37.440 --> 00:31:40.119 never get to see Kovac's mate again. They could have done with his mates 391 00:31:40.200 --> 00:31:48.319 as well. He's a loose canon ay Covac's mate, high pitch Mario Gabag. 392 00:31:51.160 --> 00:31:55.160 And then we get to a dive bar that's playing generic Dr Hugh music 393 00:31:55.240 --> 00:32:00.200 in the background. In the future there is still pinball, yes, and 394 00:32:00.559 --> 00:32:06.640 and bar's limaide because that's all that Kovac's drinks. I didn't spark. He's 395 00:32:06.680 --> 00:32:12.160 just got this this this glass of green pop. Yeah, that's all the 396 00:32:12.279 --> 00:32:17.400 names drink, isn't it. It's that swepts ginger ale again Gership. The 397 00:32:17.519 --> 00:32:23.000 crew are sat down scheming and jaw. I think his name is non union 398 00:32:23.039 --> 00:32:27.119 Ian McShane. I've got him down. Oh very good. I don't know 399 00:32:27.160 --> 00:32:29.680 why he's got a Japanese name. Anyway, he walks in and they throw 400 00:32:29.720 --> 00:32:34.200 a knife at him and he throws it right back. Test test his reactions 401 00:32:34.759 --> 00:32:39.039 and that there's better ways. Pinball machine there. Yeah, see how can 402 00:32:39.160 --> 00:32:43.759 use it? Slaps He's no, he just picks out was it at the 403 00:32:43.799 --> 00:32:45.839 table, and then they all do a big thumbs up and they're like, 404 00:32:45.880 --> 00:32:50.039 welcome to the team, random dude. Um, So that's that's another piece 405 00:32:50.079 --> 00:32:52.000 of advice from us that if you ever get any projectile thrown at you in 406 00:32:52.079 --> 00:32:55.079 a pub, you throw it right back. Yeah, being a job in 407 00:32:55.119 --> 00:33:00.440 it for you. He offers them all he's going to be paid a big 408 00:33:00.519 --> 00:33:04.920 box of gold. Yeah, And he says he'll give them two bars of 409 00:33:05.039 --> 00:33:07.920 gold each for help, knowing full well that they're not gonna No one's gonna 410 00:33:07.920 --> 00:33:13.160 make it's suicide mission. This has been a bit suspicious about the bars of 411 00:33:13.240 --> 00:33:15.240 gold because that sounds like a very generic treasure, doesn't it. But it's 412 00:33:15.319 --> 00:33:21.079 spot on the money. This doesn't skimp in treasure is actually he says, 413 00:33:21.359 --> 00:33:23.880 there's no money up front. We're doing this on on on, like an 414 00:33:23.920 --> 00:33:30.039 honor system. And we cut to Karnak in a shooting range with a shotgun, 415 00:33:30.359 --> 00:33:35.240 just peppering the funk out of everything with it shooting through this these moving 416 00:33:35.720 --> 00:33:37.960 things. I'm like, wow, you are very good at this, Yes, 417 00:33:38.079 --> 00:33:43.079 but with a shotgun not known for their accuracy really get that range as 418 00:33:43.119 --> 00:33:46.920 well. But bless him, he's having fun with it. Like the general 419 00:33:47.079 --> 00:33:53.359 guy comes in. I put him down as Captain Morgan. It's not Colonel 420 00:33:53.440 --> 00:34:02.079 Morgan. I think Major Morgan. There's a reference from Niche and he's like, 421 00:34:02.599 --> 00:34:06.200 they're going to move a load of mutants out of the city and Shannon's 422 00:34:06.240 --> 00:34:08.039 involved and like he made you look like a right fanny and he's like, 423 00:34:08.199 --> 00:34:12.039 I don't care. And he's like, oh, go and do it and 424 00:34:12.119 --> 00:34:14.559 we'll you know, we'll give you a heart or an eye patch something. 425 00:34:14.639 --> 00:34:19.239 I don't know people's motivation, and this is very wully. Shannons is fine. 426 00:34:19.280 --> 00:34:22.360 He's doing it for gold all of like the dirty doesn't. He's got, 427 00:34:22.440 --> 00:34:25.480 he's put together, the crew he's put together. He wouldn't trust even 428 00:34:25.519 --> 00:34:28.639 that they'd be like, oh yeah, we get paid at the end. 429 00:34:28.880 --> 00:34:32.320 Like there's no like, oh well, he's king of the end game. 430 00:34:32.480 --> 00:34:35.840 I know, but from his point of view on the top of the end 431 00:34:35.880 --> 00:34:39.599 game Premiership, he's not in the end game besa homes league, is he 432 00:34:39.760 --> 00:34:44.360 Like? It's so I guess like the star struck by it as well. 433 00:34:44.599 --> 00:34:46.559 I don't know. I don't think they know how motivation works in this field. 434 00:34:46.599 --> 00:34:51.320 But I'll get to another bit where there's Yeah, Lilath gathers all the 435 00:34:51.400 --> 00:34:53.880 mutants, all ten of them as ten. Yeah, and they marched past 436 00:34:53.920 --> 00:34:59.039 the local idiots and skeletons and cages to the crew who don't look at them. 437 00:34:59.079 --> 00:35:01.760 I think it's like shields. They don't

know what cargo they're transporting, 438 00:35:01.920 --> 00:35:06.599 which is at what point of the Channon hasn't Shannon hasn't told them their mutants. 439 00:35:06.719 --> 00:35:08.719 No, he's just told them they're transporting something out into the desert. 440 00:35:08.760 --> 00:35:12.320 I think I'm sure he said it's people. There's people that want out of 441 00:35:12.360 --> 00:35:15.960 the city. Yeah, not not mutants. You don't care about them. 442 00:35:15.079 --> 00:35:20.159 Yeah, all the old nanners and people, a lot of wet rats in 443 00:35:20.239 --> 00:35:25.079 the bag. It's just reminded me of that knitted fernannas and at the Russian 444 00:35:25.159 --> 00:35:30.239 Eurovision entry as well. Yeah, is not the one the year after with 445 00:35:30.360 --> 00:35:36.719 all the bounty ladies. Yeah, it's from one extreme to another, that 446 00:35:36.880 --> 00:35:44.719 wasn't it. So they traveled cross country the load of Bedford Rascal. It's 447 00:35:44.760 --> 00:35:47.039 got some it's got some miles on it. What they've used there, Oh, 448 00:35:47.199 --> 00:35:51.639 it's it's a beautiful it's like it's not even a transit. It's Yeah, 449 00:35:52.079 --> 00:35:54.320 but they've put like a goodess nest on the top, and there's a 450 00:35:54.400 --> 00:36:00.559 ladder that falls off constantly. Yeah. Not secured that. They've got two 451 00:36:00.599 --> 00:36:04.440 bikes and a buggy as well, which turns up a lot in this until 452 00:36:04.480 --> 00:36:09.039 it's fiery demise and act for a buggy that can fire fire what never does? 453 00:36:09.440 --> 00:36:14.880 Yeah, was that there buggy or was that something Else's? Probably that's 454 00:36:15.519 --> 00:36:20.119 Ron Shannon's buggy, a k a. The firebug. Yeah, but yeah, 455 00:36:20.119 --> 00:36:24.559 they set off on this this bewildering quest in the no man's land and 456 00:36:24.639 --> 00:36:29.159 buy some screen to loot some corpses, the first of many screens. I 457 00:36:29.280 --> 00:36:30.760 was fair a lot of degree. You must have been happy with that was 458 00:36:31.239 --> 00:36:34.920 It's been a while since we've had screen. I think we have a gong 459 00:36:35.039 --> 00:36:42.320 sound for the screen. I'm not using that system anymore. Kovacs says mutants 460 00:36:42.360 --> 00:36:45.800 and spits on him, which I thought was a bit tactless given his new 461 00:36:45.840 --> 00:36:47.679 employer, But it makes sense now that he did. He doesn't know and 462 00:36:47.840 --> 00:36:52.039 like little bites her tongue a bit, and she's not going to rain and 463 00:36:52.159 --> 00:36:59.039 go like, oh, it's not worth it. Yeah. The Professor explains 464 00:36:59.079 --> 00:37:02.920 that their mutys that they see on the corps as a regressive involution, not 465 00:37:04.920 --> 00:37:07.960 because one of them is blue and it's got He's like when we were monkeys 466 00:37:07.039 --> 00:37:09.639 and I was like, one of

them looks like Planet the Ape, yet 467 00:37:10.039 --> 00:37:13.400 very much so. And then he's like, from when we were aped, 468 00:37:13.559 --> 00:37:15.480 or even when we lived in the sea, and I was like, we 469 00:37:15.559 --> 00:37:20.599 weren't more people were, No, I don't think so, I don't know. 470 00:37:20.800 --> 00:37:23.719 I'm not child. Watching a lot of ancient aliens on the History Channel, 471 00:37:24.280 --> 00:37:29.800 Jesus, a lot of those people that are upset about this new mermaid 472 00:37:29.920 --> 00:37:34.440 being black would have been happy because this mermaid man was green. That wouldn't 473 00:37:35.119 --> 00:37:39.559 I guess surely they'd be silvery though, because anyway, Fessor says that they're 474 00:37:39.639 --> 00:37:44.039 trying that. You know, he says that mutants in general are a better 475 00:37:44.199 --> 00:37:47.199 race. I thought I should stop saying that again. It gets a bit 476 00:37:47.760 --> 00:37:53.159 conquering master race. There is a little bit here where it's all I could 477 00:37:53.239 --> 00:37:55.639 all I could see was when they're talking about the child too old, the 478 00:37:55.719 --> 00:38:02.719 boy is training you cannot because it is this the bit where he like Lilith 479 00:38:02.880 --> 00:38:07.800 and the boy mucking about nurse and water. I think that's a bit later, 480 00:38:07.880 --> 00:38:10.199 but go on, it doesn't matter. I mean, we've got a 481 00:38:10.280 --> 00:38:14.440 fight before then, I think, haven't we We've got the Blind Gang. 482 00:38:14.599 --> 00:38:17.239 I'm sure it's before the Blind Gang because things. I think it was there. 483 00:38:19.000 --> 00:38:22.119 He's levitating, levitating this rock with his mind and Channon's like, what 484 00:38:22.360 --> 00:38:25.280 the funk is going on here, and Lilith explains that, like, he 485 00:38:25.559 --> 00:38:30.400 is one of the better mutants because he can move it, you control stuff 486 00:38:30.400 --> 00:38:35.519 with his mind and ship, but she shields him with her mind to stop 487 00:38:35.599 --> 00:38:42.440 him feeling emotions or some ship that would explain his blank expression to film the 488 00:38:42.519 --> 00:38:45.519 fact that yeah, he was literally come on, it was only about nine 489 00:38:46.079 --> 00:38:57.559 the mil I think he's only got one other acting credit for I don't remember 490 00:38:57.599 --> 00:39:00.480 what it was, but it wasn't much long afterwards. And then you went 491 00:39:00.519 --> 00:39:02.960 off and became a dog, the bounty hunter. I don't know he didn't 492 00:39:02.960 --> 00:39:07.280 do this, but yeah, they explained that all the waters poisoned because the 493 00:39:07.360 --> 00:39:10.559 world is dinging because of the war, and it pans into this lake and 494 00:39:10.599 --> 00:39:15.400 then pans up and we've got a card act just watching. Yeah, you 495 00:39:15.440 --> 00:39:19.800 shouldn't swim in that

lake, by the way, not because it's a radiated 496 00:39:20.079 --> 00:39:23.079 because it is a quarry. Don't swim in top again, a lot of 497 00:39:23.159 --> 00:39:28.360 public safety advice today, no matter how high it is. Don't swimming carries 498 00:39:28.440 --> 00:39:30.159 quarries because it's deeper than you think, it's colder than you think, and 499 00:39:30.199 --> 00:39:34.119 there's things that will touch your legs in there. There's probably bodies in there. 500 00:39:34.320 --> 00:39:38.960 I think it's like a m deep water where you can't see the bottom. 501 00:39:39.000 --> 00:39:43.480 Nope, thank you, Nope, not for me. It's yeah, 502 00:39:43.519 --> 00:39:49.480 it's it's body soup. Essentially. Around this time, they encounter a village 503 00:39:49.559 --> 00:39:52.159 and they decide that they're going to go through it because there's no ring road 504 00:39:52.239 --> 00:39:57.679 for the settlement, so they decided to send two bikes into the town square. 505 00:39:57.960 --> 00:40:01.599 What happens next they it's this is a blur to me. It's the 506 00:40:01.719 --> 00:40:07.079 longest scene in the whole film, But like, what is going on with 507 00:40:07.199 --> 00:40:12.840 these blind men? So many of these monks of the Lord as they call 508 00:40:12.920 --> 00:40:15.039 them. So yeah, they're still they're going, all right, we're in 509 00:40:15.159 --> 00:40:21.320 this like barracks again. Looks familiar, can because your Kovac is your mate 510 00:40:21.360 --> 00:40:25.840 knocking them out here, and he's like, but this. This dude all 511 00:40:25.920 --> 00:40:29.920 in black, black cape up, face covered, comes out and he's like, 512 00:40:30.079 --> 00:40:36.440 welcome friends, I am spooky Jeremy. Let me you know. Do 513 00:40:36.639 --> 00:40:40.159 you have we are? It's like he's he's their monks. I believe they're 514 00:40:40.159 --> 00:40:45.199 supposed to be. And he's like, but do not worry because we cannot 515 00:40:45.199 --> 00:40:49.360 see. It's example, he's got like cataract eyes. What are you selling? 516 00:40:49.519 --> 00:40:52.159 What are you selling? It's I proved that he is blind. Shannon 517 00:40:52.199 --> 00:40:59.719 waves a gun at Yeah. They want food or the trade? Have you 518 00:40:59.760 --> 00:41:04.280 brought food? Have you brought provisions? And as he's saying this, thousands 519 00:41:04.360 --> 00:41:09.760 more of these appear, like the cloak manufacturer and that village. She must 520 00:41:09.760 --> 00:41:15.280 be doing a roaring trade. Yeah either. At this point, explains that 521 00:41:15.360 --> 00:41:19.039 they have a telepathic prisoner who tells them stuff. How can they see? 522 00:41:19.440 --> 00:41:22.079 They see through his eyes, but he's in a he can't see them. 523 00:41:23.119 --> 00:41:30.880 He's looking at a wall. We see later on the motivation. He's been 524 00:41:30.960 --> 00:41:34.440 captured by them and strong up. He looks like one of the Lost Boys 525 00:41:34.480 --> 00:41:37.159 as well, didn't he He does look to come from and that gets pushed 526 00:41:37.159 --> 00:41:43.639 into the bathtub and explodes. The darkest timeline one so anyway, as they 527 00:41:43.719 --> 00:41:46.880 get closer and closer, all these lads with Swards and Darth vadercapes on. 528 00:41:47.199 --> 00:41:52.559 Just shooting happens right, and everyone shooting. Everyone got loads of grenades. 529 00:41:53.079 --> 00:41:57.960 It is brilliant, which only blow up one person at a time, and 530 00:41:58.000 --> 00:42:02.639 then everyone else runs away because the telepathic man has been like, oh there's 531 00:42:02.639 --> 00:42:07.280 been an explosion there, run away over there, you're getting shot at. 532 00:42:07.440 --> 00:42:10.719 Hide behind this barrel. He must be coordinating like dozens of people at a 533 00:42:10.840 --> 00:42:15.679 time. It doesn't make any sense. It's a powerful but it works. 534 00:42:15.920 --> 00:42:20.440 It works because they start to swarm the van, killing a crewman I think 535 00:42:20.920 --> 00:42:23.800 some random dudy we don't know about. Channon does a sweet ramp of a 536 00:42:23.880 --> 00:42:29.519 bike like I don't know why because it was there. You he got like 537 00:42:29.599 --> 00:42:32.440 two foot of air at that time. Ninja results to kicking, just kicking. 538 00:42:34.559 --> 00:42:36.719 Well, he uses a gun for a bit, but then he's got 539 00:42:36.800 --> 00:42:43.679 like a crossbow gauntlet fingers that yeah, yeah, he's got a I'd called 540 00:42:43.719 --> 00:42:50.480 it yeah because and then trademark like Kovacs just smashing people, bombing him on 541 00:42:50.519 --> 00:42:53.960 the head comedy style with these giant hands. Someone I don't know who it 542 00:42:54.079 --> 00:42:57.599 is. I can't remember what he's called. The guy that's up on the 543 00:42:57.679 --> 00:43:00.840 turret with like the inspector gadget coat on, and that the bandoliers because he 544 00:43:00.920 --> 00:43:05.440 features quite prominently. Yes, but he hasn't given he's never we never meet 545 00:43:05.519 --> 00:43:10.000 him. Infinite infinite bullets by the way, in this in this truck, 546 00:43:10.079 --> 00:43:14.079 as we discover later in the film, if you look closely and the belt 547 00:43:14.119 --> 00:43:19.760 doesn't feed through. But he's just going off the top of this thing. 548 00:43:20.239 --> 00:43:22.800 Um Shannon being the hero, he's like, well, we have to destroy 549 00:43:23.119 --> 00:43:27.360 the mutant and then they'll be blind. So he finds the mutant, does 550 00:43:27.480 --> 00:43:30.159 some spin cakes, shoot some people with his never ending bullet gun, and 551 00:43:30.239 --> 00:43:34.360 then like freeze the mutant. No, no, he loves an axe at 552 00:43:34.400 --> 00:43:37.199 his head. He kills him. He kills him out right right. I 553 00:43:37.280 --> 00:43:39.880

missed that because I must have been doing with you laughing, because I think 554 00:43:39.920 --> 00:43:45.039 at one point they make the he man laser noise and I was like, 555 00:43:45.159 --> 00:43:50.599 that's and then everyone goes then have on the rest of the monks. They 556 00:43:51.159 --> 00:43:55.920 and blind. It's all gone dark, yeah, and then they're staggering around. 557 00:43:57.360 --> 00:44:00.079 It was like that before you couldn't see you can only see what the 558 00:44:00.280 --> 00:44:04.480 newtant saw and he couldn't see anything. Listen, right, the mutant side 559 00:44:04.639 --> 00:44:07.559 like telepathy thing and this is sketchy at best. Best not to poke around 560 00:44:07.639 --> 00:44:12.039 in that murky swamp and what was this splevation? Anyway, he was chained 561 00:44:12.079 --> 00:44:15.559 up by them, So you know they just then step around all these blind 562 00:44:15.719 --> 00:44:19.960 monks again. Yeah, they just like fuck you, why are they all 563 00:44:20.039 --> 00:44:24.400 blind? As well? That's never fully but I do like effects us all 564 00:44:24.440 --> 00:44:28.960 in the stereos phase. I like that they thought about, well, you 565 00:44:29.039 --> 00:44:31.320 know, the combat potential of a mutant, it's just paired well with a 566 00:44:31.360 --> 00:44:35.000 society of blind people. Didn't really work, but I like that they were 567 00:44:35.039 --> 00:44:38.519 thinking about it. Look at ages to trap him. I did think that 568 00:44:38.639 --> 00:44:42.320 as well. With the curvy swords, they just formed a ring. But 569 00:44:42.599 --> 00:44:45.519 yeah, they peel out, they get onto the bikes and the buggy that 570 00:44:45.639 --> 00:44:49.199 the Bedford Rascal pulls out knocks one of them over and runs his head over. 571 00:44:49.440 --> 00:44:52.679 Yeah. I thought was gratuitous but fun. Yeah, and that was 572 00:44:52.760 --> 00:44:57.639 the that was the that was the tagline for the films beyond and that was 573 00:44:57.840 --> 00:45:00.599 that was the fight. That was the the Black Monk fight. Yeah, 574 00:45:01.480 --> 00:45:07.039 at this point where about sixty minutes into this ninety four minute film, it 575 00:45:07.159 --> 00:45:12.000 moves along at a breakneck pace. Now yeah, they start approaching a building 576 00:45:12.079 --> 00:45:15.800 with Son of Death written on it, which is full of dead and sacrifice 577 00:45:15.880 --> 00:45:19.519 people, one with a boob out. I mean, yeah, this, 578 00:45:19.880 --> 00:45:22.840 we're getting to the boob section of the film, now we are, because 579 00:45:22.880 --> 00:45:27.760 there has to be once, you know, exploitation film. They're driving along 580 00:45:28.119 --> 00:45:32.159 and all of a sudden, every dirt bike in Italy shows in Morton Joe 581 00:45:32.199 --> 00:45:43.559 and his junior kickstarters aquatic Mr malsatian Um. Yeah, he's driving along, 582 00:45:43.639 --> 00:45:47.400 big

blue fish boy with two women with no tops on but like the string 583 00:45:47.639 --> 00:45:52.880 under their boobs, which I thought was yeah choice. Also, one of 584 00:45:52.920 --> 00:45:57.039 the sacrificed boob ladies from the start wakes up. Suddenly it was all the 585 00:45:57.079 --> 00:46:02.719 trap Whipps, Whipps, Shannon up, the all the corps has come to 586 00:46:02.840 --> 00:46:12.320 life. He gets murdered up right through his acrylic jumper since the last day 587 00:46:12.400 --> 00:46:15.360 before, and he's like, it could have been a beautiful world. Some 588 00:46:15.519 --> 00:46:21.440 ship. I don't know. That's something about saving the mutants. They expires 589 00:46:21.719 --> 00:46:24.320 and they were all like, well he was a bit racist, but they 590 00:46:24.360 --> 00:46:30.960 always are. Academics and then this big society, the big fight ensues, 591 00:46:30.239 --> 00:46:34.559 another big fight, because again this film is mostly fights at the point. 592 00:46:34.639 --> 00:46:38.639 Now, um so everyone facts as well. He gets suspicion suspicious of Lilith 593 00:46:38.679 --> 00:46:42.440 because I think he's only just met her. She must have jumped out of 594 00:46:42.440 --> 00:46:45.400 the van or something, and then says that they're all mutants. So he 595 00:46:45.519 --> 00:46:50.159 kind of cottons on very quickly what's going on? And they're transport mutants And 596 00:46:50.760 --> 00:46:53.159 he's got a very strong moral code to co facts and it doesn't extend to 597 00:46:53.280 --> 00:46:59.360 mutants apparently, So yes, it's got a very high tolerance for sound thresholds 598 00:46:59.360 --> 00:47:04.440 hanging out with his mate but not mutes where and then this, yeah, 599 00:47:04.840 --> 00:47:07.719 infinite amount of dirt bike people come in and get shot. Got confused by 600 00:47:07.760 --> 00:47:10.960 this because we're just swarming around. Yeah, a lot of people doing like 601 00:47:12.159 --> 00:47:16.079 skids through puddles, a lot of people just falling off bikes. One guy 602 00:47:16.239 --> 00:47:19.800 with a leopard skin hat as well. Oh there's a guy with like a 603 00:47:19.920 --> 00:47:23.960 winged thor helmet. It's great, a fleecy bike. There's a lot of 604 00:47:24.559 --> 00:47:28.840 sellotape to bikes in this, which all the fun of the fair. I 605 00:47:28.920 --> 00:47:32.000 thought it was filmed in the factory from RoboCop. This, Yes, it 606 00:47:32.079 --> 00:47:36.639 has very big like just sad industrial zone vibes, doesn't it. It was 607 00:47:36.760 --> 00:47:39.519 very good. I loved all the locations of this. It's like scher just 608 00:47:39.719 --> 00:47:47.079 like Draba post Apocalypse at Scenery Italy was where it was like could you shooting 609 00:47:47.159 --> 00:47:51.840 people? He shoots one guy who then crashes his dirt bike into a wall 610 00:47:51.880 --> 00:47:52.960 behind him, which I don't think was meant to happen, but it was 611 00:47:53.039 --> 00:47:57.920 funny. And then there's just a load of people, yeah, shooting, 612 00:47:57.920 --> 00:48:00.719 shoot in shooting. Some of them grabbed Lila as well, and then she 613 00:48:00.880 --> 00:48:04.320 tries to get into the Bedford Rascal and starts, but being a woman, 614 00:48:05.079 --> 00:48:09.280 she can't um and so she gets kidnapped. The two boobie women help hold 615 00:48:09.320 --> 00:48:13.599 her down, which I was like solidarity sisters, but whatever, it's the 616 00:48:13.639 --> 00:48:19.119 future. And then they peel off with Shannon's doing Shannon stuff, ramping his 617 00:48:19.280 --> 00:48:22.360 bike off things and you know, striking poses left, right and center. 618 00:48:22.519 --> 00:48:25.679 I think his plan was to make other people run out of Ammo, which 619 00:48:25.719 --> 00:48:30.599 actually his his his tactic in the end game itself, which I'm not sure 620 00:48:30.800 --> 00:48:35.159 is over, but yeah, yeah, he's nit. The fleecy bike must 621 00:48:35.199 --> 00:48:38.039 be because it looked like spring or possibly winter. He must have quite liked 622 00:48:38.079 --> 00:48:43.360 that fleecy bike underneath him warm. He drives it down this this this kinel 623 00:48:43.599 --> 00:48:45.280 and he's like trying to put bullets in, but people keep attacking him. 624 00:48:45.280 --> 00:48:47.760 So he's like, ah, this is a nightmare. I can't remember which 625 00:48:47.760 --> 00:48:52.639 ones are used which ones. And now by this point, Ninja is doing 626 00:48:52.679 --> 00:48:54.199 his kicking at the side of a road. He fires his gun, his 627 00:48:54.320 --> 00:48:58.039 gun jams, he takes his sword out, stabs one dude, and then 628 00:48:58.039 --> 00:49:00.639 immediately gets smirked like it was like, you're not very good at Ninja. 629 00:49:00.960 --> 00:49:07.000 But Shannon is trapped in this kind all the bad slags they're driving down in 630 00:49:07.159 --> 00:49:08.719 his buggy. I think it is with the flamethrower on it. Yeah, 631 00:49:08.960 --> 00:49:12.199 that's why I've got confused. I thought it was theirs, But yeah, 632 00:49:12.599 --> 00:49:15.880 I just love nicking. But then here I go steal it again. But 633 00:49:15.000 --> 00:49:21.400 then Ninja appears in a car like and just basically does like a fucking dom 634 00:49:21.519 --> 00:49:24.400 from Gears of War and just crashes into this thing, killing himself in the 635 00:49:24.480 --> 00:49:31.840 process. And again, but I did look, if you looked closely, 636 00:49:32.039 --> 00:49:36.079 in the driver's seat, there was a little guy in the head like in 637 00:49:36.800 --> 00:49:38.280 the model or whatever it was, Yeah, which I thought it was nice. 638 00:49:38.679 --> 00:49:43.440 M Shannon doesn't even stop to go thanks or anything like, or even 639 00:49:43.519 --> 00:49:45.760 like give him a little prayer or anything. Now he's fucking straight off back 640

00:49:45.800 --> 00:49:51.119 on the dirt, like he's off. Karnak has appeared and he's helping them 641 00:49:51.159 --> 00:49:54.760 now for some reason. Yeah, he's sort of like skulking in the Yeah, 642 00:49:54.800 --> 00:49:58.239 he's sort of skulking for a while. He's caught up with them, 643 00:49:58.280 --> 00:50:01.039 but he pretends to be on Shannon's side, which I can't believe Shannon was 644 00:50:01.360 --> 00:50:07.079 taken in by that. But he takes the Bedford Rascal. He suggests, 645 00:50:07.159 --> 00:50:09.840 he suggests that he's going to help um, and that's something I think. 646 00:50:09.840 --> 00:50:14.599 It's kind of like the greater good greater. And then a little bit later 647 00:50:14.719 --> 00:50:17.079 on there's a there's a mention from Layla where it's kind of like should I 648 00:50:17.159 --> 00:50:22.639 trust him his intentions are not right or something like that, just a nemesis 649 00:50:22.719 --> 00:50:25.719 in't anyway, they tell the others to take the fan and go to the 650 00:50:25.800 --> 00:50:30.880 rendezvous. Well, he, Shannon and Swarthy Leathers go back to the it's 651 00:50:30.960 --> 00:50:34.800 it's a prison, but it looks a lot like a brick works, and 652 00:50:34.920 --> 00:50:37.840 it does say brick works on one of the wars. Yes, but also 653 00:50:39.159 --> 00:50:45.800 it has ant world. I got nuclear fuck and animals, and I can't 654 00:50:45.840 --> 00:50:52.760 make a sentence out of that. Fuck nuclear animals, I mean all of 655 00:50:52.800 --> 00:50:57.199 these things and then antworks. Yeah. Oh, Also, Kovac has been 656 00:50:57.760 --> 00:51:00.800 kidnapped. He's been he's been taken prisoner and for some reason they have sealed 657 00:51:00.880 --> 00:51:08.280 him up in a wall first like a like a we go into this layer 658 00:51:08.559 --> 00:51:13.679 with them all sleeping, and it was massive Jabber's palace rip off stuff, 659 00:51:14.000 --> 00:51:17.119 including the fact that he had been put in carbonite, or at least Italian 660 00:51:17.159 --> 00:51:22.199 American carbonite. I guess quick Setting is in exactly the same place as Jimmy 661 00:51:22.239 --> 00:51:28.000 Hoffer. You would have had held him in position well, it did that 662 00:51:28.280 --> 00:51:30.760 and then held him for a bit longer, it's like. And also concrete 663 00:51:30.760 --> 00:51:34.360 heats soup anyway, so you would have cooked. Yeah, and without meaning 664 00:51:34.400 --> 00:51:37.119 to steal a James fact. I know you'll have this one, James that 665 00:51:37.239 --> 00:51:42.559 if you were to bury somebody in concrete, the concrete sucks out all the 666 00:51:42.719 --> 00:51:45.719 moisture in your body, actually causing your body to explode. I think you've 667 00:51:45.880 --> 00:51:50.840 way overestimated, So you could have had that one for free. You just 668 00:51:50.920 --> 00:51:52.519 had to tell the listeners. Of course I had one, yeah, but 669

00:51:52.880 --> 00:51:57.320 because I was when when they were planning around the room with everyone being asleep, 670 00:51:57.800 --> 00:52:00.039 I was like, why is there a man in the wall? And 671 00:52:00.039 --> 00:52:01.079 then I was like, oh, oh, I hope it's not what I 672 00:52:01.159 --> 00:52:06.679 think it is. I hope he doesn't get his head turned upside down, 673 00:52:07.199 --> 00:52:10.480 no wonder he's begging for death. But you can't see the other side of 674 00:52:10.519 --> 00:52:19.599 that wall. Somewhere to park your bike if nothing else. The old jokes 675 00:52:19.639 --> 00:52:22.960 are the best. But they can't get through because there's a fence there. 676 00:52:23.280 --> 00:52:28.639 So they decide to find some rope and climb over it. For some reason, 677 00:52:28.719 --> 00:52:31.480 the blue fish man has like trapped a little you know, like jab 678 00:52:31.599 --> 00:52:36.519 I had the gold chains on my this guy bit of string, same thing, 679 00:52:36.599 --> 00:52:38.719 and it's you know, work with what you've got. So they find 680 00:52:38.760 --> 00:52:42.119 some rope, they throw it over things, and then they climb up and 681 00:52:42.119 --> 00:52:45.599 they climb and they're like as they're climbing down, some guy sort of wakes 682 00:52:45.679 --> 00:52:52.800 up a bit yeah America before he got big yeah yeah. For some reason 683 00:52:52.920 --> 00:52:54.960 he and he goes swarthy leathers. You take him out, I'll get the 684 00:52:55.079 --> 00:52:58.760 gol. That's what the leathers is. Like, okay, but we could 685 00:52:58.800 --> 00:53:00.960 just leave. Laitly goes back to sleep and then do it like because everyone's 686 00:53:00.960 --> 00:53:06.280 like sleep, it's no go and gently tickle him with a knife. So 687 00:53:06.440 --> 00:53:09.480 they takes Shannon ages to climb down that fucking rope as well. It's swarthy 688 00:53:09.559 --> 00:53:14.440 leathers, like two hands and he's down there. The guy in the like 689 00:53:14.679 --> 00:53:16.599 the mutant in the car thing, just grabs the bottle of wine as a 690 00:53:16.679 --> 00:53:22.039 drink, goes back to sleep. Yeah, it's over. Karla just comes 691 00:53:22.079 --> 00:53:25.039 over like puts his hand on his mouth and then like gently taps his neck 692 00:53:25.119 --> 00:53:28.320 with the knife and then he's dead. And I was like, is it 693 00:53:28.320 --> 00:53:31.760 a magic knife? And then he very conscientiously puts his beer down very carefully 694 00:53:31.840 --> 00:53:38.280 next to him. That Shannon rescues Lilith and they climb back. He's like, 695 00:53:38.480 --> 00:53:42.039 you get out of here, climb up the rope. So they both 696 00:53:42.119 --> 00:53:45.960 climb up, Shannon taking fucking ages like me climbing up should have tied knots 697 00:53:45.000 --> 00:53:50.599 in it. And then they go up there and then as Karen acts about 698 00:53:50.639 --> 00:53:52.760 to climb it. Oh no, they see sorry, they see Kovac and 699 00:53:52.840 --> 00:53:59.760 he goes he wants to die, so he can't make any noise, never 700 00:53:59.840 --> 00:54:01.159 one wake up. Yeah, but he doesn't even whisper. I think he 701 00:54:01.280 --> 00:54:06.400 can't be. He subjected to some form of cruel and unusual punishment. Anyway, 702 00:54:06.880 --> 00:54:10.800 he's in a wall front and back mate, the human finger trap. 703 00:54:13.119 --> 00:54:15.679 Yeah, little goes, he's begging for death. Carnick not missing a beat. 704 00:54:15.719 --> 00:54:20.559 I'll fucking do it. You get out of it. I just love 705 00:54:20.679 --> 00:54:23.239 killing. That clock needs to be pointing to one o'clock about now, doesn't 706 00:54:23.280 --> 00:54:28.440 it and fixes it and yeah, yeah, just grabs his head and roll 707 00:54:28.480 --> 00:54:30.400 taste it. And I was like, cause us a lot of blood and 708 00:54:30.559 --> 00:54:34.360 dribble. Yeah yeah, well, and I didn't under think where the blood 709 00:54:34.400 --> 00:54:37.239 would come from because he just broke his neck. But anyway, one of 710 00:54:37.280 --> 00:54:40.679 the mutants underneath wakes up, but he's like, it's all sticky. I 711 00:54:40.719 --> 00:54:45.760 shouldn't have fallen asleep under this human glory hole. And then he shoots the 712 00:54:45.880 --> 00:54:49.480 rope as Carlos climbing up, and I'm like, you can hit a fucking 713 00:54:49.599 --> 00:54:52.599 rope, but you can't hit a bloke that stood there. This is the 714 00:54:52.679 --> 00:54:57.960 problem with humans My next favorite bit of dialogue. At this point, Shannon 715 00:54:58.039 --> 00:55:01.880 and Lilith are running away and they hear unfire and then Lila says, he's 716 00:55:01.920 --> 00:55:09.280 not dead, but I sense he's in trouble. Oh is there anyone here 717 00:55:09.280 --> 00:55:15.639 whose name begins with S? I think, to which Shannon responds with the 718 00:55:15.760 --> 00:55:19.960 end game makes its own rules or something along those lines. I'm like, 719 00:55:20.159 --> 00:55:22.679 yes, its fucking all the way through this film it does. But he 720 00:55:22.840 --> 00:55:27.639 yeah, he's he's they're all setting on him and he didn't do him shooting. 721 00:55:27.880 --> 00:55:31.039 They drive off because of course the fuck do, and they catch up 722 00:55:31.119 --> 00:55:36.360 with the Bedford Rascal, which is another quarry, which is another fucking quarry 723 00:55:36.480 --> 00:55:40.400 has gone from a series of quarries in the location, which is all houses 724 00:55:40.400 --> 00:55:45.960 will be quarry based, just quarry after quarry after quarry. The Redford Rascal 725 00:55:45.039 --> 00:55:47.519 drives to a big puddle and I was concerned that it was going to get 726 00:55:47.599 --> 00:55:52.719 stuck, and Shannon ramps down the side of this thing and looks quite cool 727 00:55:52.760 --> 00:55:57.400 on his third life, and then we get we're

near the end now people, 728 00:55:57.440 --> 00:56:00.880 so you know now, now's when the plot kicks, and yeah, 729 00:56:00.920 --> 00:56:05.800 because everybody turns up at this point to police riot vans show up the big 730 00:56:05.880 --> 00:56:08.480 box thing from before, and yeah, Channon does what he does best, 731 00:56:08.559 --> 00:56:12.840 goes off on his bike, gets you know, shot at for a while, 732 00:56:13.239 --> 00:56:15.760 does does some jumping over stuff, sweet does a one eight, does 733 00:56:15.800 --> 00:56:23.119 some kick flips. It's very you shut myself, but one of the Colonel 734 00:56:23.199 --> 00:56:27.920 Morgan is there and he's like, you bastard. For some reason, I 735 00:56:28.039 --> 00:56:30.119 hate you and I don't know why because it's never been fully explained, and 736 00:56:30.239 --> 00:56:34.079 force some mutants out of the van as well, getting to line up along 737 00:56:34.119 --> 00:56:37.920 the van divibes about where this is going, and then with the access we 738 00:56:38.079 --> 00:56:44.800 get Shannon, using his newly acquired psychic powers, goes, Tommy, can 739 00:56:44.920 --> 00:56:52.920 you hear me? Yeah? I think Army can you hear? Lilith acts 740 00:56:52.920 --> 00:56:57.159 as are kind of like intermediary telepaths, so yeah, I was hoping they 741 00:56:57.159 --> 00:57:00.679 could be all sorts of the string between their hooting cans. Tommy, can 742 00:57:00.719 --> 00:57:05.960 you hear me? No, this is KEYTHM there. Can you put Tommy 743 00:57:06.000 --> 00:57:09.039 on? And he's like, Tommy, now is your time to shine fuck 744 00:57:09.119 --> 00:57:15.920 him up? Son, and Tommy goes right activate the wind machine and yeah, 745 00:57:16.000 --> 00:57:22.239 basically he psychically controls the infinite gun shoots a load of them, but 746 00:57:22.400 --> 00:57:24.599 not in any sort of order, if that would make sense, because the 747 00:57:24.679 --> 00:57:28.199 one at the back falls over and on the front falls over, and like, 748 00:57:28.280 --> 00:57:30.800 that's not how bullets work. But it's fine. It's the future. 749 00:57:30.440 --> 00:57:35.880 Some of the future police try and climb up some screen, but get bowlders 750 00:57:35.960 --> 00:57:39.440 dropped on them, which I thought was dying. Yeah, like something styrofoam 751 00:57:39.480 --> 00:57:45.039 bowlders folding. That's nice in it's pretty much rocking those cars that they have 752 00:57:45.159 --> 00:57:49.480 at the end of Takeshi's Castle, aren't they at the end game is you've 753 00:57:49.480 --> 00:57:54.039 got to try and break the paper ring. He drops a car on some 754 00:57:54.159 --> 00:57:59.679 of the other policemen as well, very slowly and very carefully lowers it onto 755 00:57:59.760 --> 00:58:02.360 the of her list. They've done the risk assessment that day. Um, 756 00:58:02.559 --> 00:58:06.880 and then he's like, um, Colonel Morgan is doing great. Oh no, 757 00:58:07.119 --> 00:58:10.280 my hands betraying me acting. And then for some reason, instead of 758 00:58:10.320 --> 00:58:14.000 keeping his mouth closed, opens his mouth and choose myself in the head. 759 00:58:14.719 --> 00:58:16.199 I don't know what difference he would have made, but I just thought it 760 00:58:16.280 --> 00:58:22.079 was a strange thing that and then all that stuffs, and then I genuinely 761 00:58:22.159 --> 00:58:23.679 thought, oh, what the funk now, because he's like, all right, 762 00:58:23.719 --> 00:58:28.400 we're all cool and safe now. And then a helicopter comes in and 763 00:58:28.519 --> 00:58:30.760 it gets alarmingly close to that wall of the quarry. I thought, oh 764 00:58:30.960 --> 00:58:35.639 fuck, am I going to watch one of those Faces of Death style situations 765 00:58:35.719 --> 00:58:40.039 here? But no, it just it just lands. It really needed twilight 766 00:58:40.159 --> 00:58:49.880 zone. Two lads carry this fucking like ammunitions case full of gold over which 767 00:58:49.920 --> 00:58:52.840 I'm fair that helicopter wouldn't be able to take off with that, but it 768 00:58:52.920 --> 00:59:00.599 also takes off with about seven thousand We are no mutants to hollow inside um. 769 00:59:00.239 --> 00:59:02.960 They gave it him and they go cheers for that, as promised, 770 00:59:04.360 --> 00:59:09.079 and Shannon just goes so he does. He just squints, and they go 771 00:59:09.679 --> 00:59:14.119 right by and goes you come with us if you want, and he's like, 772 00:59:14.360 --> 00:59:19.480 no, all right, then come on. He's got some actual dialogue 773 00:59:19.480 --> 00:59:22.360 at that bit. He says, Lilas, look inside of me, read 774 00:59:22.480 --> 00:59:25.920 my thoughts. You are the future. I am the past, and could 775 00:59:25.960 --> 00:59:30.599 have added, oh, I know he's stabbing be useless and this new mutant 776 00:59:30.719 --> 00:59:35.800 rate, where are you going anyway? Society? Is there room in the 777 00:59:35.840 --> 00:59:40.000 new mutant society for a bloke who just rasses round on dirt lines, probably 778 00:59:40.400 --> 00:59:46.719 delivery guys. Hello, is that the pizza shop? No, Tommy, 779 00:59:46.760 --> 00:59:52.880 it's me again. Get out of my brain. Be a nightmare, won't 780 00:59:52.039 --> 00:59:55.199 everyone could read each other stoughts? If be a fucking nightmare? So yeah, 781 00:59:55.360 --> 01:00:00.000 like all ten of these mutants and the two guys getting this very small 782 01:00:00.199 --> 01:00:07.880 mash style helicopter, super sad, and then who should appear but Karnak. 783 01:00:08.039 --> 01:00:14.360 He survived somehow, He's not dead, but he is in danger and they 784 01:00:14.440 --> 01:00:16.360 both start to stare at each other. He says, we haven't played the 785 01:00:16.440 --> 01:00:21.239 final round of end game yet because it's not ended. I thought I had 786 01:00:21.599 --> 01:00:25.360 never had no

end to look at the ball, it's gonna move, don't 787 01:00:25.400 --> 01:00:30.280 think about the event. And then like he pulls his knife out. He 788 01:00:30.360 --> 01:00:34.559 pulls his knife out, and then it's like the end of Rocky. Yeah, 789 01:00:34.760 --> 01:00:38.840 they've charged at each other in this quarry freeze frame credits beautiful, and 790 01:00:38.960 --> 01:00:43.119 I was like, I enjoyed that. It was just the right level of 791 01:00:43.199 --> 01:00:47.800 silliness. Yeah, I enjoyed it. I'm ready to give it a rating 792 01:00:49.400 --> 01:00:54.559 for I'm going to go for three silver crates of golden ingots, but they're 793 01:00:54.559 --> 01:00:59.760 still silver Man I can't work like that. That's that's alchemy. Yeah, 794 01:00:59.880 --> 01:01:01.920 I put it as middle and like I didn't like it as much as say, 795 01:01:02.159 --> 01:01:07.159 Into Zone. Into Zone was another Italian film on the podcast few months 796 01:01:07.199 --> 01:01:10.559 back, had me that had me entertained with the special effects and everything. 797 01:01:12.480 --> 01:01:16.679 But yeah, there is a whole series of these Italian mad matches, so 798 01:01:17.039 --> 01:01:21.360 that might be it might be a season going forward. I am going to 799 01:01:21.440 --> 01:01:28.599 give this five silver mutant detectors that have a limited radius of like two centimeters, 800 01:01:29.039 --> 01:01:32.559 four wet rats. I was going to go with life plus tablets. 801 01:01:34.480 --> 01:01:39.800 Oh he refuses to drink it at one points. Yeah, that behavior. 802 01:01:40.039 --> 01:01:53.000 Always drink your lifeless men among men bless. Okay. So that was three's 803 01:01:53.280 --> 01:01:58.719 endgame Bronx Ladder Finale, which means Bronx Final Fight, although it was never 804 01:01:58.840 --> 01:02:01.920 released in Italy and initially on the HS. I think it was a bit 805 01:02:02.039 --> 01:02:07.400 longer for that to matter their loss m. It was also known as the 806 01:02:07.480 --> 01:02:13.280 Gladiator of the Future in France, the last game in the Hungarian and the 807 01:02:13.440 --> 01:02:19.079 last game with death. Wow, that's good. It makes more sense than 808 01:02:19.239 --> 01:02:25.480 Endgame Bronx. A lot of Fenale, but yeah, yeah, that was 809 01:02:25.559 --> 01:02:32.599 released same year as Return of the Jedi, Ox Pussy, Superman three, 810 01:02:34.280 --> 01:02:37.960 all of those, but it was mainly a mad Max rip off. It 811 01:02:37.159 --> 01:02:43.239 was produced by Film Rage, who went on to produce troll To, which 812 01:02:43.320 --> 01:02:46.400 is widely rated as one of the worst films ever. Yeah, we're not 813 01:02:46.480 --> 01:02:50.159 going to cover it. One of the people have done it better. It 814 01:02:50.280 --> 01:02:53.920 was directed by Stephen Benson, not his real name. He also goes by 815 01:02:54.000 --> 01:02:59.880 Joe Armato. That's not his real name either, which

is christ what will 816 01:03:00.039 --> 01:03:02.000 within wheels? None since his day? What's Joe? Had the matter with 817 01:03:02.119 --> 01:03:09.000 you? Even I ris dd a massa guessie, I've got to have a 818 01:03:09.079 --> 01:03:15.920 stab at his name with We've got this theory that you know, the more 819 01:03:15.079 --> 01:03:22.039 names that the film has the worst is Yeah. He is a direct well, 820 01:03:22.079 --> 01:03:24.400 he was a director, produced nearly two hundred direct credits overall, a 821 01:03:24.519 --> 01:03:31.800 hundred and twenty of those being porno films, including Porno Holocaust and his Yeah, 822 01:03:32.000 --> 01:03:39.760 and his first credit in two was More Sexy Canterbury Tales where mid season 823 01:03:39.880 --> 01:03:45.960 the film do you like Canterbury Tales? Do you want more the Catholic Church? 824 01:03:46.039 --> 01:03:49.760 We've made a few changes. Um. Yeah. He was the producer 825 01:03:49.800 --> 01:03:52.519 for inter Zone that we watched a while back. So if there is a 826 01:03:52.559 --> 01:03:58.119 similarity, I mean it does make sense. Mid eighties Italian budget films is 827 01:03:58.280 --> 01:04:01.800 very much as Ballpark said, I'm genuinely another Ballpark. Yeah it's different. 828 01:04:02.199 --> 01:04:06.639 Is that one of these the Ballpark? Probably? It's Yeah. I am 829 01:04:06.679 --> 01:04:12.440 feeling that they just went out to locations and shot stuff all the same time. 830 01:04:12.679 --> 01:04:15.280 Yeah, pretty much, and then cut it into different films. Of 831 01:04:15.360 --> 01:04:18.400 all the movies, he said that he liked this one the best. I've 832 01:04:18.400 --> 01:04:20.960 got a quote here. Each time I make a movie, it's a little 833 01:04:20.960 --> 01:04:25.280 bit better than the last. I'm not young, but I'm very enthusiastic. 834 01:04:25.679 --> 01:04:31.239 And then he said in response to what about Endgame and I know Gladiators of 835 01:04:31.239 --> 01:04:35.480 the Future which was shot simultaneously, and he said those two films were made 836 01:04:35.519 --> 01:04:40.320 to exploit the success of Mad Max. So there you go. There's no 837 01:04:40.559 --> 01:04:45.960 love lost. So I don't feel like he was a man that had much. 838 01:04:45.639 --> 01:04:50.519 Shannon was played by our Cliverer real name Pierre Luigi Conti, which is 839 01:04:50.559 --> 01:04:54.760 the most Italian name I think I've ever read. Had a bit of French 840 01:04:54.840 --> 01:04:58.639 throwing there as well. Why is everyone a k A in this fucking film? 841 01:04:59.199 --> 01:05:03.480 Yeah? Literally, he gave up acting in the ninety nineties to go 842 01:05:03.599 --> 01:05:10.199 and bind sell furniture. In two thousand and four, absolutely true. In 843 01:05:10.280 --> 01:05:13.039 two thousand and four he was listed as working at a flea market in Rome, 844 01:05:13.440 --> 01:05:16.559 and now you can stay with him in a luxury villa in Bali called 845 01:05:16.639 --> 01:05:26.960 Bali Vini, which is which is described as affordable. Um, yeah, 846 01:05:29.119 --> 01:05:31.519 on your holiday, like it's there. I would, I mean, I 847 01:05:31.639 --> 01:05:35.719 would, how much it is? That's holiday. I couldn't find it. 848 01:05:35.920 --> 01:05:40.559 I was very much tempted to write in and it's got lots of reviews on 849 01:05:40.679 --> 01:05:45.920 things like trip Advisor and everything saying that Luigi the host and his wife Brenda, 850 01:05:45.000 --> 01:05:51.320 I think, but very red from us. It was. I'd have 851 01:05:51.480 --> 01:05:56.239 more questions for her, to be honest, but yeah, yeah, they 852 01:05:56.280 --> 01:05:58.920 seemed like quite pleasant. My husband was in the end game and there were 853 01:05:59.000 --> 01:06:06.719 no Christmas tree. Lilith was played by Lorette Marcia Gemzer. She was born 854 01:06:06.760 --> 01:06:13.119 in Indonesia and cast by Stephen Benson Joe Armato pick a name, any name 855 01:06:13.599 --> 01:06:17.800 in the Emmanuel series in the seventies and was a long time softcore actress, 856 01:06:18.079 --> 01:06:21.840 and she later drifted into costume design, which was clearly a mistake because then 857 01:06:21.880 --> 01:06:27.920 she then provided the costume design and coordination for troll Too, and then I 858 01:06:28.039 --> 01:06:32.000 think did nothing after that. All her quotes on IMDb for her films feel 859 01:06:32.079 --> 01:06:36.000 like she's very confused about that period of time, which makes me feel very 860 01:06:36.039 --> 01:06:43.519 sad about her career. Drug Ninja was played by Haruhiko Yamanucci, and he 861 01:06:43.599 --> 01:06:46.039 began his career as a mine. He also starred in The Life Aquatic in 862 01:06:46.079 --> 01:06:50.400 two thousand and four, which is probably as biggest credit today, just a 863 01:06:50.440 --> 01:06:56.559 couple more Karnak swarthy leathers. That was George Eastman, not his real name, 864 01:06:57.119 --> 01:07:00.480 Luigi Montefiori. He also co wrote this scripts. He's now a well 865 01:07:00.559 --> 01:07:05.719 regarded author in Italian television and acts only occasionally. He later said the idea 866 01:07:05.800 --> 01:07:09.719 was all right, like all the others, it was made on two smaller 867 01:07:09.760 --> 01:07:13.079 budget. These post atomic films, which were made in the wake of various 868 01:07:13.119 --> 01:07:15.599 mad Max films, were decidedly crummy. Set designs were poor, and the 869 01:07:15.719 --> 01:07:20.000 genre met the swift and well deserved death. And apparently he did the DVD 870 01:07:20.559 --> 01:07:25.840 extras. There's a fifteen minute interview with him, apparently, and he's highly 871 01:07:25.960 --> 01:07:30.199 critical of the stunts and a bit of a downer, but then we'll pick 872 01:07:30.239 --> 01:07:38.360 it back up with Captain Morgan Gordon Mitchell real name. I

thought he was 873 01:07:38.400 --> 01:07:44.760 going to be called like Semi Balost. I don't know that it's his actual 874 01:07:44.840 --> 01:07:47.519 actual name, but he's not an Italian um. So he actually served in 875 01:07:47.639 --> 01:07:53.159 World War Two on the Allied side and he was he was actually at the 876 01:07:53.159 --> 01:07:56.840 Battle of the Bulge where he was captured, so he had what a story 877 01:07:56.960 --> 01:08:00.440 to tell. Later served in career, became a bodybuilder. Arnold Schwarzenegger attended 878 01:08:00.480 --> 01:08:04.039 his funeral memorial service and he has a hundred and fifty two acting credits, 879 01:08:04.239 --> 01:08:09.679 including a bit part in Spartacus I mean as one of like many in the 880 01:08:09.760 --> 01:08:15.199 crowd going um. He later went on to star in Terror Force Commando, 881 01:08:15.399 --> 01:08:19.960 which is about Camerooneese police officer and a CIA agent who tried to prevent the 882 01:08:20.039 --> 01:08:26.359 Pope from being assassinated by Italian terrorists during his African tour. That sounds like 883 01:08:26.439 --> 01:08:30.199 a lot of words, there isn't it. Yeah, there's a lot of 884 01:08:30.399 --> 01:08:35.560 locations in the Cameroon and Italian terrorists and the pope should eat the pope. 885 01:08:39.159 --> 01:08:44.600 Yeah, And then Katie had suggested that Martha Harrison directed it, daughter of 886 01:08:44.680 --> 01:08:46.760 George Harrison, and said that it was better than anything her dad ever did, 887 01:08:46.960 --> 01:08:49.199 And I was like, I'll try and pass that offers a fact, 888 01:08:49.239 --> 01:09:04.560 then charline, okay, and then your facts. Reviews for this overwhelmingly positive, 889 01:09:04.680 --> 01:09:10.079 and I can see why it is a little nice slice of cult nonsense. 890 01:09:10.800 --> 01:09:14.880 But I will find I'm sure we've had before this reviewer. No God's 891 01:09:14.920 --> 01:09:18.119 no Masters to six. It sounds familiar to me, with a four out 892 01:09:18.159 --> 01:09:21.880 of ten. End Game is an event where three guys hunt another guy in 893 01:09:21.960 --> 01:09:26.960 an urban environment. Ron Shannon is being hunted in Wins. In this post 894 01:09:27.000 --> 01:09:30.319 atomic world, mutants are being killed. One such mutant as telepathic abilities and 895 01:09:30.439 --> 01:09:33.399 needs to leave the cities. She hires Run and his cohorts to get her 896 01:09:33.439 --> 01:09:36.640 party out as they enter a mad Max type of world. This is a 897 01:09:36.760 --> 01:09:41.119 me to film and was not done well. Really couldn't get into it. 898 01:09:41.520 --> 01:09:45.239 That's not a review. That's tell me what happens in the film. But 899 01:09:45.399 --> 01:09:48.880 yeah, and everything else was like glowingly positive. I mean, I don't 900 01:09:48.960 --> 01:09:53.399 understand that one because I thought the start of that was probably the best bit 901 01:09:53.479 --> 01:09:58.560 of it, and then it just when the film was called Endgame. It 902 01:09:58.600 --> 01:10:01.000 should have been about end Game. It's like if you watch Running Man and 903 01:10:01.039 --> 01:10:04.039 all the running Man stuffs over in the first half hour, and then schwatz 904 01:10:04.119 --> 01:10:09.399 Nigger sets up a fucking jam shop somewhere. It's it doesn't make sense, 905 01:10:09.680 --> 01:10:13.479 like make them two separate films Endgame, have them play Catton Mouse in an 906 01:10:13.600 --> 01:10:17.560 urban environment, and then have Endgame to Let's talk about in a quarry only 907 01:10:17.600 --> 01:10:25.600 in Italian, so it sounds classia nine out of ten. One of the 908 01:10:25.680 --> 01:10:30.800 best of the genre, Dirk to End Game, is set in a holid 909 01:10:30.840 --> 01:10:35.840 out metropolis in the year futuristic people are entertained by the ultimate reality show called 910 01:10:36.000 --> 01:10:42.199 Endgame. It's really what Survivor should be confusing RN Shannon his end Games greatest 911 01:10:42.279 --> 01:10:45.399 champ. Karnak is his bitter rival during the game and even helps Shannon to 912 01:10:45.439 --> 01:10:49.000 defeat Karnac, but spares his life. Bad move, question mark. Shannon 913 01:10:49.119 --> 01:10:51.600 is then enlisted by a band of means sensca the city. Of course, 914 01:10:51.640 --> 01:10:55.279 a suitcase full of gold sweets the deal and he rounds with a band of 915 01:10:55.319 --> 01:10:59.199 cutthroats, including Ninja, the coolest guy in the film, but he dies 916 01:10:59.279 --> 01:11:02.159 too quick. There are many great fight scenes, one involving blind monks and 917 01:11:02.239 --> 01:11:08.439 another with a gang led by a man who is half fish, a very 918 01:11:08.520 --> 01:11:12.239 disturbing scene that we blosted over. Eventually, the number of the group is 919 01:11:12.279 --> 01:11:15.520 whittled down to Shannon, but the mission gets accomplished anyway. Shannon is asked 920 01:11:15.600 --> 01:11:18.920 to join the mutants, which he doesn't do. Not too smart because Lois 921 01:11:19.119 --> 01:11:23.079 is pretty hot, wouldn't you know it. As the chopper flies out, 922 01:11:23.279 --> 01:11:27.680 some outcomes can actor battle Shannon for the gold. The movie ends just as 923 01:11:27.720 --> 01:11:30.000 the battle starts, which is actually a very cool way to finish. I 924 01:11:30.119 --> 01:11:32.680 love this movie a lot. The first third is a bit slow, but 925 01:11:32.720 --> 01:11:35.600 once they leave the city, the action is NonStop. The battle with the 926 01:11:35.640 --> 01:11:42.640 blind monks is amazing and exciting. Motorcycles and gunplay highlight the scene, as 927 01:11:42.720 --> 01:11:45.800 all the scene is is motorbikes just crash an interview other in it. The 928 01:11:45.880 --> 01:11:48.039 next battle with a group of mutants is just as cool, except Ninja dies 929 01:11:48.119 --> 01:11:51.159 here and I must say that blows big time. It's a big bonk on 930 01:11:51.239 --> 01:11:57.119 for Ninja. This lad who did nothing really did like two kickings. End 931 01:11:57.199 --> 01:12:00.319 game also has a very depressing feel to it. It really is very bleak. 932 01:12:00.640 --> 01:12:03.159 This was the bit I picked this one for. Man seems to be 933 01:12:03.239 --> 01:12:08.279 digressing by way of mutations, and while Lillis group seems to be advanced, 934 01:12:08.439 --> 01:12:12.079 they are hunted down out of fear. To be honest, this bleakness is 935 01:12:12.119 --> 01:12:16.359 what appeals to me. Ron Shannon is paid by Al Cliver and his performance 936 01:12:16.560 --> 01:12:21.960 is It's understated at best, but it works here. The real show stealer 937 01:12:23.079 --> 01:12:27.000 is George Eastman as Kirk Karnak. He dives into his role with flair. 938 01:12:27.199 --> 01:12:30.880 He's ruthless and amoral, just what a post nuclear world needs. I mean, 939 01:12:31.079 --> 01:12:36.079 thanks for your dissertation there, Dirty six. It was more of the 940 01:12:36.600 --> 01:12:42.600 It was more than I like the fact this world is awful, But what 941 01:12:42.760 --> 01:12:47.119 does that say about me? I mean he described the monk situation as amazing. 942 01:12:47.199 --> 01:12:50.000 I would have said that it was incredible and that you couldn't credit it 943 01:12:50.159 --> 01:12:56.640 at all. Is a bewildering series of events that happened. I mean, 944 01:12:56.880 --> 01:12:59.920 that's it. There is no more to say about this film. In conclusion, 945 01:13:00.199 --> 01:13:04.560 that was three end game, A end game, the Final Fight also 946 01:13:04.680 --> 01:13:09.720 known as what was it? Gladiators of the Future Meet Death, the Last 947 01:13:09.800 --> 01:13:15.800 Game with Death Also yeah, it goes by many names, A good romp 948 01:13:15.960 --> 01:13:18.479 worth worth hunting down if you want to watch, you know a lot of 949 01:13:18.600 --> 01:13:24.239 dudes on dirt bike's popping wheel is constantly Who doesn't your favorite your favorite lines 950 01:13:24.279 --> 01:13:31.000 from the film You Were Mutant? Yes, we also glassed over the line 951 01:13:31.039 --> 01:13:34.600 where the blue mutant says, you really know how to turn me on? 952 01:13:39.640 --> 01:13:43.880 Look at me while I abuse you. Damn it. Yeah, I sense 953 01:13:44.000 --> 01:13:50.039 he's in trouble, but he's not dead. Good Bye everybody, bye. 954 01:14:00.079 --> 01:14:02.199 Yeah. What if I set it on a dragon? What if I set 955 01:14:02.279 --> 01:14:04.319 on that dragon that those blokes are singing about