النص الكامل لحلقة Hyperman

the Wikipedia page, it was like, oh, the only, 03:58.998 --> 04:03.842 [SPEAKER_06]: person who was in both the video game and the cartoon was Frank Welker. 04:03.942 --> 04:08.065 [SPEAKER_00]: I thought it sounded like the only person worth noting that was in this cartoon was Frank Welker. 04:08.755 --> 04:30.572 [SPEAKER_06]: that is that is not at all what they said you you're missing out on a number of names uh... notably for this episode Charles rocket is the oil slick monster Charles uh... my um... be a lock yeah be a lick my um... be a lick jeopardy host yeah yeah clearly you watch a lot of jeopardy there race is a statement literally every episode 04:31.120 --> 04:34.562 [SPEAKER_06]: Oh, well, here's the thing, Ray also has never watched G.I. 04:34.602 --> 04:36.763 [SPEAKER_06]: Joe because Neil Ross. 04:36.803 --> 04:38.824 [SPEAKER_06]: Yeah, someone who's been in chance living room. 04:39.065 --> 04:41.466 [SPEAKER_06]: High of his life as the narrator. 04:41.786 --> 04:43.027 [SPEAKER_06]: Yes, he was great. 04:43.607 --> 04:46.349 [SPEAKER_06]: Like performance wise, the show's pretty on point. 04:46.369 --> 04:51.792 [SPEAKER_06]: Like everybody's like working hard with absolute garbage. 04:51.812 --> 04:58.436 [SPEAKER_01]: We're not even going to say Marisa Lamarches on this show and Max Casella, who was, I believe, Duki Houser's best friend. 04:58.456 --> 05:00.017 [SPEAKER_01]: Yeah, so I love Mr. Azela. 05:00.637 --> 05:11.073 [SPEAKER_06]: Oh, do you because it sounds like there was nobody important on the show other than Frank Wilker or as Gina would say just Frank Wilker just Frank Wilker I scammed I skimmed at this time 05:13.378 --> 05:21.528 [SPEAKER_06]: Okay, so Gina doesn't know what's going on, and also has not done any of the Wikipedia research. 05:22.108 --> 05:26.654 [SPEAKER_06]: I don't understand why we have both her and Ray on the show. 05:26.754 --> 05:28.976 [SPEAKER_00]: We switched brains for the week, so. 05:29.036 --> 05:29.777 [SPEAKER_06]: Oh, I see. 05:30.178 --> 05:30.538 [SPEAKER_01]: That's right. 05:30.598 --> 05:33.522 [SPEAKER_01]: I actually want to talk to you about why the writing on this show is terrible. 05:35.304 --> 05:36.385 [SPEAKER_00]: Yeah, go go ahead. 05:36.445 --> 05:40.967 [SPEAKER_00]: I'd like to see your your assessment pretending to be me That's not real. 05:41.007 --> 05:42.148 [SPEAKER_01]: Well Bart noises. 05:42.628 --> 05:47.471 [SPEAKER_01]: We will get there as we get there of course You don't start with the good content right away. 05:47.491 --> 05:49.352 [SPEAKER_01]: Mm-hmm. 05:49.392 --> 06:00.859 [SPEAKER_01]: Um, I think it really worried when the opening scene of this cartoon is Five seemingly college or high school aged girls and towels in a steam room and our hero bursts in on them 06:01.972 --> 06:09.696 [SPEAKER_00]: I mean, he's presented not as like, at least they weren't like, oh, he's a creep, like he's not like Zaffbrandt again. 06:10.256 --> 06:12.118 [SPEAKER_00]: He's just clueless. 06:12.158 --> 06:14.579 [SPEAKER_00]: Well, I guess that is also like Zaffbrandt. 06:14.599 --> 06:15.439 [SPEAKER_00]: I have a sense, good say. 06:16.320 --> 06:17.981 [SPEAKER_01]: But Zaffbrandt is clueless and horny. 06:18.561 --> 06:27.986 [SPEAKER_06]: He has a thing that like hyperman is clueless, but the fucking sidekick is horny. 06:33.457 --> 06:36.060 [SPEAKER_04]: Why it's him, I'm in her friends, we're in town. 06:36.160 --> 06:37.061 [SPEAKER_04]: Oh, really? 06:37.221 --> 06:38.902 [SPEAKER_04]: We must go to them. 06:38.922 --> 06:41.625 [SPEAKER_04]: Come on, let's just go. 06:41.905 --> 06:42.926 [SPEAKER_04]: Let's just wait us. 06:43.227 --> 06:43.627 [SPEAKER_06]: Dude. 06:44.368 --> 06:44.708 [SPEAKER_01]: Oh, yeah. 06:45.289 --> 06:46.410 [SPEAKER_01]: And that's not even the worst thing. 06:46.430 --> 06:49.553 [SPEAKER_01]: Well, then, uh, to be fair, that's when they're hurtling down to earth. 06:50.073 --> 06:56.459 [SPEAKER_01]: And he puts like, uh, what do you call one of those horse-brain britles in his mouth in hyperman's mouth and rise him down? 06:56.940 --> 06:57.821 [SPEAKER_06]: What the fuck? 06:58.642 --> 07:17.934 [SPEAKER_06]: Like for reals, well, by the time I figured out that this was based on a video game, I was like, oh, this must be like a leisure suit Larry kind of video game where it's like, R to X rated and this dog is just like a, like a super perv misogynist asshole from the 90s. 07:20.216 --> 07:23.418 [SPEAKER_06]: And my opinion did not change for the rest of the cartoon. 07:23.738 --> 07:30.243 [SPEAKER_01]: Dude, for the record, they storm into the steam room, most of the women start running around trying to cover themselves. 07:31.083 --> 07:38.989 [SPEAKER_01]: And for an extended sequence, this dog animal has a camera out trying to grab as many snapshots as physically possible. 07:39.049 --> 07:42.832 [SPEAKER_00]: He's starting to, he's starting to only fans back in the day, he's an entrepreneur. 07:43.673 --> 07:45.514 [SPEAKER_06]: That's not what they called it back in the day. 07:45.534 --> 07:48.516 [SPEAKER_06]: They called it a criminal porn or graphic empire. 07:49.437 --> 07:50.157 [SPEAKER_00]: Stump porn. 07:50.338 --> 07:52.079 [SPEAKER_00]: Stump in the middle of the woods porn. 07:53.283 --> 07:54.304 [SPEAKER_00]: Uh, wait, wait, what? 07:55.084 --> 07:58.666 [SPEAKER_00]: You know, that's that one stump in the middle of the woods where everyone had knew the was born. 07:59.266 --> 08:01.307 [SPEAKER_06]: Oh, that is not what I thought stump porn was. 08:01.688 --> 08:03.869 [SPEAKER_01]: I mean, I actually knew what Gina was talking about. 08:03.889 --> 08:04.309 [SPEAKER_01]: Yeah. 08:04.869 --> 08:10.472 [SPEAKER_01]: So, I never found any stump porn, but I'm aware of the concept. 08:12.093 --> 08:19.697 [SPEAKER_01]: Any kid who played out in the woods for any period of time, and there was a decent chance some piece of

pornography would be found. 08:19.977 --> 08:20.298 [SPEAKER_00]: Yeah. 08:20.718 --> 08:20.938 [SPEAKER_00]: Yep. 08:23.592 --> 08:25.554 [SPEAKER_06]: I lived in the city, thank you very much. 08:25.734 --> 08:28.276 [SPEAKER_00]: Well, you were missing out on Stomporn then clearly. 08:29.977 --> 08:32.919 [SPEAKER_00]: What's the equivalent, like gutter porn? 08:33.079 --> 08:35.521 [SPEAKER_00]: You're like walking by and someone's in the gutter. 08:35.541 --> 08:36.982 [SPEAKER_00]: They're like, hey, man, you want support? 08:37.562 --> 08:38.443 [SPEAKER_00]: Left it in this gutter. 08:39.724 --> 08:47.810 [SPEAKER_06]: Ideally, you find your grandfather's pornography that was just going back of the, your grandmother's closet for some reason. 08:52.859 --> 09:15.487 [SPEAKER_01]: and have to go out to the woods or nothing so yeah I was very confused I mean like to a point of sort of the relationships of a lot of these people I mean you have an obvious hero in his sidekick and you have an obvious green villain and his little boy sidekick wearing you know one of those A-frame shirts at the beach very uncomfortable 09:16.423 --> 09:19.207 [SPEAKER_01]: very uncomfortable, and he takes the little boy to the brink of the water. 09:19.828 --> 09:22.192 [SPEAKER_01]: The little boy starts checking, I guess, the temperature. 09:22.812 --> 09:26.378 [SPEAKER_01]: And the green mustard leans forward and starts sniffing the back of his head. 09:26.398 --> 09:28.962 [SPEAKER_01]: This is an uncomfortable show. 09:31.253 --> 09:47.277 [SPEAKER_06]: I, unclear what that relationship is because like there's a psychic element to it, there's a father's settlement to it, there's an old married element to it, what is happening? 09:51.705 --> 10:06.131 [SPEAKER_06]: Again, again, like somebody got paid to turn a video game and a video game from the 90s, so just super thin story character, anything. 10:06.151 --> 10:06.991 [SPEAKER_06]: There's nothing there. 10:07.351 --> 10:16.075 [SPEAKER_06]: They have to make it all themselves, but to make such a, like a deeply disturbing show out of it. 10:16.872 --> 10:18.635 [SPEAKER_06]: like what the fuck is even happening? 10:18.675 --> 10:25.725 [SPEAKER_01]: What makes it even wilder is that it was an educational point and click adventure game meant to teach children things. 10:26.266 --> 10:30.132 [SPEAKER_01]: I- Yeah, they're teaching them about stranger danger and big green blobs. 10:30.552 --> 10:31.273 [SPEAKER_01]: I mean fair enough. 10:31.874 --> 10:31.914 [SPEAKER_06]: I- 10:32.635 --> 10:39.360 [SPEAKER_06]: Are they, though, because the, the big green blob gets away and is totally fine and they reunite. 10:40.040 --> 10:49.587 [SPEAKER_06]: So the abused child gets taken out of the situation and chooses to go, or rather, the authority is send him back. 10:50.108 --> 10:56.072 [SPEAKER_00]: Yeah, maybe it's probably, it's like teaching a like, hey, listen, go live with a big green blob. 10:57.574 --> 11:03.817 [SPEAKER_01]: It's reminiscent of when one of Jeffrey Dahmer's victims tried to get away and it was like had a whole drilled in his head. 11:04.297 --> 11:10.920 [SPEAKER_01]: And Jeffrey Dahmer ran outside in the cops were there and he goes, Oh, let me get him back into the house, please officers, and they went, yeah, go ahead and take him. 11:12.340 --> 11:13.080 [SPEAKER_06]: Sure. 11:13.541 --> 11:15.461 [SPEAKER_06]: Jeffrey Dahmer, a little Jeffrey Epstein. 11:16.462 --> 11:17.202 [SPEAKER_06]: Sure. 11:17.322 --> 11:18.623 [SPEAKER_06]: All the best Jeffries. 11:19.263 --> 11:20.403 [SPEAKER_06]: All the best Jeffries. 11:21.264 --> 11:23.945 [SPEAKER_01]: You know what, there's only good Jeffries near as I can tell. 11:25.438 --> 11:49.390 [SPEAKER_01]: not jubbered the giraffe he was a sicko did that sick fuck i don't even talk about him he got his in the end oh now i'm sad you know what we can't we can't we can't you know put him in jail we can't catch him when they're out there but my goodness if we let venture capital and get involved we'll sink them all when i 11:50.955 --> 11:56.182 [SPEAKER_06]: eventually got to the Wikipedia article and I found out that the video game was an educational game. 11:56.202 --> 11:59.446 [SPEAKER_06]: I was like, okay, where's the fucking science? 12:00.487 --> 12:07.877 [SPEAKER_06]: And then eventually it showed up and it was so half-assed, like almost, like, like, 12:09.020 --> 12:18.643 [SPEAKER_06]: I feel like the way this thing got made got on air was like, hey, we're going to make an educational show with like science content in it and, you know, kids are going to learn something. 12:19.164 --> 12:24.846 [SPEAKER_06]: And because clearly, they're not selling it on the strength of the characters or the writing or anything like that. 12:25.486 --> 12:26.106 [SPEAKER_06]: But it makes sense. 12:26.186 --> 12:33.689 [SPEAKER_06]: Like, yeah, this fills a niche, like we have to have a certain number of out of the educational content or whatever. 12:34.329 --> 12:47.580 [SPEAKER_06]: But the sense is fucking bullshit and it borders on straight-up science fiction like maybe someday Are you know these bacteria can be used for useful purposes well, why don't we pretend it's now 12:48.525 --> 13:04.059 [SPEAKER_01]: Well, this is the thing is, this is CBS, and this has all the earmarks of a program that aired on Saturday mornings between like 6 and 730 AM, where they bang out their educational shows for kids who woke up too early before the really good stuff started at 8. 13:06.761 --> 13:09.764 [SPEAKER_01]: That's what it looks like to me, and this came out and I believe 96. 13:09.804 --> 13:12.907 [SPEAKER_01]: The video game came out in 95, so they didn't wait around. 13:14.340 --> 13:16.982 [SPEAKER_01]: before getting this property is way too hot. 13:17.462 --> 13:29.649 [SPEAKER_01]: I do want to bring up the one moment that I really liked from it from the beach scene, which is the

moment of heightening where the green of the peto gets a whole bunch of oil slick stuck over him. 13:29.689 --> 13:40.375 [SPEAKER_01]: And so he's like, so the kid goes to this picnic basket and starts pulling out something to help him throws a lit torch at him, which he catches and then explodes with 13:43.877 --> 14:00.101 [SPEAKER_01]: shoots part of the water tower that he's standing there which goes over and destroys his house up on the cliff like overlooking the area and then to hat on a hat to heightened to heightened the gargoyle from the house flies up in the air and smashes his car. 14:00.661 --> 14:02.741 [SPEAKER_01]: That's education. 14:03.102 --> 14:04.382 [SPEAKER_01]: That is all educational. 14:05.255 --> 14:05.936 [SPEAKER_01]: That was great. 14:06.657 --> 14:08.559 [SPEAKER_01]: That was straight out of a point and click adventure game. 14:26.808 --> 14:37.971 [SPEAKER_06]: So like I said, like Neil Ross, this is very unlike most things that we've run across from him, he's just like going to town, just like chewing up the scenery and God bless them. 14:38.011 --> 14:41.812 [SPEAKER_06]: It's the, for me, it was the only interesting thing in the show. 14:42.372 --> 14:45.393 [SPEAKER_00]: Wow, Frank, well, I was rolling over on his grave. 14:46.193 --> 14:46.873 [SPEAKER_01]: Look, I loved it. 14:46.913 --> 14:50.194 [SPEAKER_01]: Look, you give me Neil Ross all day, every day, and I'm on board. 14:50.234 --> 14:51.575 [SPEAKER_01]: I'm a big fan of Neil Ross. 14:52.675 --> 14:52.875 [SPEAKER_01]: Yeah? 14:54.203 --> 14:58.967 [SPEAKER_01]: which by the way, he's going to be at Robo Toy Fair this Sunday as we record this by the Oh, wow. 14:59.647 --> 15:00.768 [SPEAKER_01]: So my one goes say, hi. 15:02.389 --> 15:19.942 [SPEAKER_01]: Just saying as we record this lie in Saints is also this Sunday, so this going to be a real difficult time in my household, please think of my family a week from before you before you listen to this, perhaps you could think of your family and not make it a torturous hellscape for them. 15:23.896 --> 15:25.103 [SPEAKER_01]: Yeah, it's very exciting. 15:25.123 --> 15:26.611 [SPEAKER_01]: It's only a torture as if we lose, thank you. 15:29.053 --> 15:29.393 [SPEAKER_06]: Thank you. 15:29.954 --> 15:43.882 [SPEAKER_06]: I have seen Ray Crowing in Victory, and I would suggest that win or lose, it's a terrible, terrible, terrible, terrible, it's going to be delightful, it's going to be a great time to be had by all, that's all I'm going to say. 15:43.902 --> 15:54.768 [SPEAKER_01]: I've looked, they're going to the airport now, and the girls, and I guess hyperman is like, it's not as daughter, that's like his word, I was a little confused as to their relationship as well. 15:56.479 --> 16:03.127 [SPEAKER_06]: She seems to be sort of a penny to the Inspector Gadget in like she saves the day. 16:03.147 --> 16:10.617 [SPEAKER_06]: She was as the information and as the brains of the operation, but yeah, their exact relationship, 16:11.538 --> 16:34.515 [SPEAKER_06]: much like green guy and kid chaos or whatever is ill-defined and since he seems to take great joy into like bust again on her when she's mostly naked I not him his dog no he's the one who busted the door open the dogs the one who took all the photographs yeah 16:36.104 --> 17:03.112 [SPEAKER_01]: not great and then this is where we get our science chance you're a resident science jerk still after all these years we learn about what is this bacteria and cultures still jerk and after all these years absolute jerk and after all these years are still jerk yeah I can't boy I could kick Paul Simon's ass I have this point honestly yeah probably you know I'll fuck up 17:05.880 --> 17:11.763 [SPEAKER_06]: and knock her out, he's married to Paul Simon as he went there. 17:12.443 --> 17:17.006 [SPEAKER_06]: I feel like the age gap is problematic, but that's not my job to say. 17:17.466 --> 17:19.787 [SPEAKER_00]: Nah, back then it was, it was normal. 17:20.287 --> 17:24.409 [SPEAKER_06]: This is what I mean, we're watching a cartoon that suggests that this is very normal. 17:25.090 --> 17:25.670 [SPEAKER_00]: Exactly. 17:25.690 --> 17:29.772 [SPEAKER_06]: Yeah, they're like, they're, 17:31.175 --> 17:34.316 [SPEAKER_06]: Everybody's even little kids know that bacteria is bad. 17:34.396 --> 17:47.039 [SPEAKER_06]: So this thing here saying like oh, yeah A bacteria can do a lot of good things like, you know yogurt pickles There's a picture of tuna and then she said she says 17:54.556 --> 18:00.778 [SPEAKER_06]: Okay, so like, all of those things are fine, except that when they say Saur crowd, they're showing a can of tuna. 18:01.258 --> 18:01.818 [SPEAKER_06]: It's a little weird. 18:01.938 --> 18:13.801 [SPEAKER_06]: And I thought I had misheard it, and they said the name of the fermented shark or whatever from Norway, but no, they'd said Saur crowd. 18:13.841 --> 18:15.941 [SPEAKER_06]: And then they showed a picture of tuna. 18:16.222 --> 18:19.242 [SPEAKER_00]: Saur crowd can come in cans, especially in other countries. 18:19.762 --> 18:21.203 [SPEAKER_06]: With a big fish on the can? 18:21.623 --> 18:21.863 [SPEAKER_00]: Yep. 18:22.885 --> 18:24.247 [SPEAKER_01]: Okay, they brand it, Chan. 18:24.267 --> 18:24.868 [SPEAKER_01]: Well, what do you mean? 18:26.249 --> 18:34.079 [SPEAKER_06]: Um, shoot shoot me a screenshot of, uh, one of those, if you could please, I'm just curious for my own edificate. 18:34.099 --> 18:35.901 [SPEAKER_01]: Well, let me just generate something for you really quick. 18:36.842 --> 18:37.403 [SPEAKER_06]: Great. 18:39.427 --> 18:50.569 [SPEAKER_01]: Look, if you weren't sure that this episode took place in the 90s, your commercial bumpers are children in brightly colored clothes, skateboarding with random things passing in the background behind them. 18:50.909 --> 18:51.910 [SPEAKER_00]: Man, I love it. 18:52.310 --> 18:52.850 [SPEAKER_01]: I love it. 18:52.870 -->

18:53.730 [SPEAKER_01]: I love it too. 18:53.810 --> 18:56.130 [SPEAKER_01]: This is when life was a that's best. 18:56.430 --> 18:56.771 [SPEAKER_01]: Yeah. 18:56.791 --> 19:03.572 [SPEAKER_00]: Now, not only commercialists for kids are like, hey, stupid, use chatGBT for something, stupid assholes. 19:05.072 --> 19:07.553 [SPEAKER_00]: Hey, you know what sucks thinking, Dick Wad? 19:07.933 --> 19:08.493 [SPEAKER_00]: Exactly. 19:09.897 --> 19:13.082 [SPEAKER_06]: That looks how what Sam Altman is doing with all that venture capital money. 19:13.343 --> 19:13.643 [SPEAKER_01]: Yep. 19:15.386 --> 19:15.967 [SPEAKER_06]: And figures. 19:16.709 --> 19:20.495 [SPEAKER_01]: Yeah, I'm that building a bunker for when the world goes to shit because of a high. 19:21.116 --> 19:21.637 [SPEAKER_06]: Yeah. 19:23.725 --> 19:26.007 [SPEAKER_01]: Um, but we got we got tips to hoi commercial. 19:26.107 --> 19:27.969 [SPEAKER_06]: Oh, that is not a chips a hoi commercial. 19:28.349 --> 19:30.150 [SPEAKER_06]: That is a Nabisco commercial. 19:30.351 --> 19:30.991 [SPEAKER_06]: Yeah. 19:31.251 --> 19:33.133 [SPEAKER_06]: Hey, you see that little red triangle? 19:33.153 --> 19:34.974 [SPEAKER_06]: That means awesome ships here. 19:35.014 --> 19:43.441 [SPEAKER_06]: And they mentioned chips a hoi, but they're trying to get you to subscribe to the fucking brand Nabisco, which is deeply weird. 19:43.621 --> 19:44.602 [SPEAKER_06]: I love it. 19:44.642 --> 19:45.283 [SPEAKER_00]: They're right. 19:45.383 --> 19:45.883 [SPEAKER_00]: They're right. 19:46.123 --> 19:49.066 [SPEAKER_00]: All the Nabisco products out of this era were 19:49.326 --> 20:06.729 [SPEAKER_00]: they were all bangers you could not go wrong with the bisco back then it is just why assume there's cardboard in all the food but back then now they're like one of the only companies making food anymore which is they're basically like taco bell in demolition man yep 20:07.767 --> 20:16.954 [SPEAKER_01]: Look, and if you didn't know this was in the 90s, second commercial is kids in bright clothing doing skateboarding tricks in front of a giant box of rice crispies. 20:17.475 --> 20:19.156 [SPEAKER_01]: I love it, I love all of these things. 20:19.716 --> 20:20.157 [SPEAKER_01]: I love it. 20:20.217 --> 20:21.938 [SPEAKER_01]: Also basketball. 20:22.058 --> 20:25.321 [SPEAKER_01]: It was basketball, both the bumper and this commercial. 20:25.601 --> 20:28.463 [SPEAKER_01]: Those are the two coolest things in the world according to the 1990s. 20:28.583 --> 20:30.245 [SPEAKER_01]: And you know what, Gina? 20:31.082 --> 20:31.442 [SPEAKER_01]: They're right. 20:31.462 --> 20:32.243 [SPEAKER_06]: They're right. 20:32.683 --> 20:33.764 [SPEAKER_01]: They're a hundred percent right. 20:34.164 --> 20:39.769 [SPEAKER_06]: The fucking breakfast like it as part of a new Trisha's breakfast I love it. 20:39.829 --> 20:51.518 [SPEAKER_06]: They list off fucking fruit toast juice fucking juice So just carbs just carbs and carbs and carbs. 20:51.818 --> 20:56.082 [SPEAKER_00]: Hell yeah, you know what kids weren't kids weren't as fat back then so it worked 20:57.238 --> 20:57.898 [SPEAKER_00]: weren't they? 20:58.219 --> 20:59.979 [SPEAKER_00]: No, they weren't. 21:00.360 --> 21:06.003 [SPEAKER_00]: Statistically speaking, kids have gotten obese over the last 20 years. 21:06.023 --> 21:18.709 [SPEAKER_06]: What you're saying is that Nabisco, which is now the only company making food anymore, pushed hard for carbohydrates throughout the 90s and 2000s and 2010s. 21:19.310 --> 21:21.831 [SPEAKER_06]: And for some reason, the children are all fat now. 21:22.251 --> 21:32.454 [SPEAKER_00]: No, back I'm saying the kids that were eating that stuff weren't fat, the kids now that everyone's like, yeah, protein and healthy stuff and and all this now they're fat. 21:32.854 --> 21:33.754 [SPEAKER_00]: And backfired. 21:34.354 --> 21:41.436 [SPEAKER_06]: Do you do you really think that there's a child out there saying, um, protein healthy stuff? 21:41.876 --> 21:42.676 [SPEAKER_06]: That's for me. 21:44.176 --> 21:47.837 [SPEAKER_00]: Gen, you clearly haven't watched enough of the child influencers. 21:47.857 --> 21:47.897 [SPEAKER_00]: I. 21:51.275 --> 21:51.715 [SPEAKER_06]: Jesus. 21:51.955 --> 21:55.357 [SPEAKER_06]: I don't think I've seen any of the other than like I know that Mr. 21:55.417 --> 22:02.740 [SPEAKER_06]: Beast like makes food food like products, but other than that, I haven't seen them eating anything. 22:03.340 --> 22:06.741 [SPEAKER_00]: Yeah, kid food influences are weird as hell. 22:07.982 --> 22:08.722 [SPEAKER_06]: Great. 22:09.022 --> 22:10.383 [SPEAKER_06]: So I got that to look forward to. 22:10.663 --> 22:10.903 [SPEAKER_01]: Yeah. 22:11.123 --> 22:11.903 [SPEAKER_01]: Oh, absolutely. 22:12.524 --> 22:15.125 [SPEAKER_01]: To be fair, though, if you look at any of the food products that Mr. 22:15.165 --> 22:18.086 [SPEAKER_01]: Beast has made literally none of them are good for you. 22:18.564 --> 22:23.168 [SPEAKER_00]: Oh, I mean, one gives you kidney stones, one had a bunch of mold in all of it. 22:23.888 --> 22:29.312 [SPEAKER_01]: Man, you got beast burger, which got sued into oblivion, because he lost all a quality control over it. 22:30.093 --> 22:31.414 [SPEAKER_00]: Yeah, he's maybe not a good dude. 22:32.054 --> 22:32.895 [SPEAKER_00]: Is what is what? 22:34.356 --> 22:35.677 [SPEAKER_01]: That's a good idea. 22:35.697 --> 22:40.580 [SPEAKER_01]: Being somebody who's one phone call away from talking to him at any given moment. 22:41.481 --> 22:42.722 [SPEAKER_01]: I, I just don't know. 22:43.222 --> 22:43.543 [SPEAKER_01]: Uh-huh. 22:44.519 --> 22:46.940 [SPEAKER_06]: So you can talk about, you could fix all of this. 22:47.401 --> 22:49.242 [SPEAKER_01]: Yeah, with one phone call, he doesn't. 22:51.603 --> 22:54.945 [SPEAKER_01]: I mean, there's ways to fix all of this, but I don't think they'll be popular. 22:56.305 --> 22:58.106

[SPEAKER_01]: I think different actually. 22:58.226 --> 23:02.409 [SPEAKER_01]: You think I'm not going to be saying them on this, you know, let me say that right now. 23:02.429 --> 23:05.831 [SPEAKER_01]: But I've had a course I just be voting extremely popular. 23:07.371 --> 23:08.412 [SPEAKER_01]: I was just means voting. 23:08.772 --> 23:10.093 [SPEAKER_06]: I for one would subscribe to this. 23:11.857 --> 23:13.138 [SPEAKER_01]: Y'all can make of that what you will. 23:13.298 --> 23:14.779 [SPEAKER_01]: I'm only talking about, of course. 23:15.279 --> 23:15.739 [SPEAKER_01]: Voting. 23:18.801 --> 23:20.742 [SPEAKER_01]: Look, we saw a taco bell commercial. 23:20.762 --> 23:22.083 [SPEAKER_01]: Were these doggy cat? 23:22.103 --> 23:23.484 [SPEAKER_01]: Was that not show in dog? 23:23.504 --> 23:24.905 [SPEAKER_01]: Am I remembering that correctly? 23:26.545 --> 23:41.429 [SPEAKER_06]: I don't recognize this, but like, it makes sense, and I'm not mad at it, like, absolutely have like a, uh, some sort of brand, uh, they eventually did the, uh, Chihuahua and that worked real well. 23:41.769 --> 23:42.169 [SPEAKER_06]: Yeah. 23:42.249 --> 23:44.810 [SPEAKER_06]: It's, it's guys seem pretty cool, put them on a Saturday morning. 23:45.370 --> 23:48.013 [SPEAKER_01]: I nailed it, their names are Nacho and Dog. 23:48.653 --> 23:54.778 [SPEAKER_01]: And the coolest thing about this entire commercial and you know what I'm gonna say, hopefully, they, I did not even know this was a thing. 23:55.118 --> 24:00.123 [SPEAKER_01]: But apparently in 1996, she killed a belt, and it could move me off cause I am yes. 24:00.343 --> 24:06.448 [SPEAKER_01]: But with Kazam Toys, with Shaquille O'Neal, I'm in awe, I would have loved this. 24:08.970 --> 24:11.732 [SPEAKER_01]: Kazam being a top five movie of all time, just for the record. 24:13.309 --> 24:14.550 [SPEAKER_06]: Have you actually watched Kazoo? 24:14.950 --> 24:16.451 [SPEAKER_01]: I saw it in theaters, what do you mean? 24:17.612 --> 24:21.254 [SPEAKER_06]: I didn't know that I had met anybody who had actually seen Kazoo. 24:21.695 --> 24:24.737 [SPEAKER_01]: Whatever the box office is, like, $12 of that, is Kazoo Me. 24:25.277 --> 24:26.938 [SPEAKER_01]: And I bought it on video tape, too. 24:26.958 --> 24:28.079 [SPEAKER_01]: I haven't around here somewhere. 24:30.180 --> 24:30.961 [SPEAKER_01]: Vinyoung to that. 24:31.401 --> 24:32.002 [SPEAKER_01]: Hang on to that. 24:32.022 --> 24:34.723 [SPEAKER_01]: I don't watch some Kazoo Me movie night sometime. 24:35.184 --> 24:35.524 [SPEAKER_06]: You know what? 24:35.644 --> 24:36.344 [SPEAKER_06]: Enjoy that. 24:36.965 --> 24:37.345 [SPEAKER_01]: Hang on to it. 24:37.425 --> 24:38.426 [SPEAKER_01]: Enjoy the movie. 24:39.749 --> 24:40.429 [SPEAKER_01]: Good, Jedis, sorry. 24:40.790 --> 24:42.050 [SPEAKER_00]: Hang on to that physical media. 24:42.070 --> 24:43.171 [SPEAKER_00]: It's gonna be worth a lot. 24:44.031 --> 24:46.012 [SPEAKER_01]: To it, breads

down in the next five years. 24:47.933 --> 24:50.094 [SPEAKER_01]: Look, he's a wrap in Jeannie with a mean dunk. 24:50.394 --> 24:51.835 [SPEAKER_01]: And he's here to save children. 24:53.296 --> 24:54.076 [SPEAKER_01]: Easy. 24:55.437 --> 24:56.797 [SPEAKER_01]: Well, that's debatable. 24:57.157 --> 24:58.258 [SPEAKER_06]: I thought that was sinbed. 24:58.278 --> 25:01.680 [SPEAKER_01]: No, that's just him, that's the other one. 25:02.400 --> 25:05.521 [SPEAKER_06]: But he's also a wrapping Jeannie with a mean dunk, right? 25:05.541 --> 25:08.503 [SPEAKER_01]: Yeah, he wraps more in dunk's last, but it's basically the same idea. 25:08.871 --> 25:09.391 [SPEAKER_06]: I say, I see. 25:09.952 --> 25:17.676 [SPEAKER_01]: All right, but look, I was already marking out because I was like, I think they're named Nacho in dog and I hadn't looked it up until right this moment. 25:17.696 --> 25:22.378 [SPEAKER_01]: So I'm very excited about my own memory of not important thing for 31 years ago. 25:22.639 --> 25:26.341 [SPEAKER_01]: But can I remember to unplug my wife's electric car at the end of the night? 25:26.501 --> 25:27.241 [SPEAKER_01]: No, I cannot. 25:28.722 --> 25:31.884 [SPEAKER_00]: Yeah, this is the highlight of your life. 25:32.104 --> 25:34.065 [SPEAKER_01]: It's the highlight of my brain power week, Gina. 25:39.375 --> 25:41.176 [SPEAKER_01]: I can't even get my pills, whole other story. 25:41.337 --> 25:47.601 [SPEAKER_01]: The point I'm trying to make in all of this is that our heroes in Hawaii are getting a rain down. 25:48.122 --> 25:56.288 [SPEAKER_01]: They're still trying to have rangers and lots of exciting dance parties, but it's raining all throughout Hawaii. 25:56.388 --> 25:58.570 [SPEAKER_06]: They are in the Caribbean BT Dubs. 25:59.010 --> 25:59.851 [SPEAKER_01]: Oh, not Hawaii? 25:59.871 --> 26:02.953 [SPEAKER_06]: You're getting clubbed dead, I guess. 26:03.194 --> 26:04.675 [SPEAKER_01]: Oh, clubbed with clubbed bread. 26:05.215 --> 26:08.218 [SPEAKER_06]: Clubbed bread, yes, because clubbed bread is the thing. 26:08.958 --> 26:14.121 [SPEAKER_06]: more carbs, unending carbs, which no way contributed to our obesity problem. 26:14.221 --> 26:16.362 [SPEAKER_01]: It really started after the 90s. 26:16.582 --> 26:17.563 [SPEAKER_01]: I think I agree with that. 26:19.884 --> 26:22.526 [SPEAKER_01]: It's weird how nobody eats breakfast cereal anymore. 26:22.906 --> 26:23.166 [SPEAKER_01]: I do. 26:23.206 --> 26:25.848 [SPEAKER_00]: I guess it's in my fucking cabinet right now. 26:26.528 --> 26:27.068 [SPEAKER_00]: Yeah, I'm sorry. 26:27.108 --> 26:28.369 [SPEAKER_00]: I'm having it just for fucking. 26:28.849 --> 26:29.130 [SPEAKER_00]: Yeah. 26:29.830 --> 26:31.311 [SPEAKER_00]: I mean, you guys, what, you don't? 26:32.271 --> 26:33.472 [SPEAKER_01]: Jen, you've been over there before. 26:33.932 --> 26:36.274 [SPEAKER_06]: We couldn't afford the expansion. 26:37.462 --> 26:39.597 [SPEAKER_01]: Well, you're one of the worst.

26:43.245 --> 26:52.732 [SPEAKER_01]: Anyway, oh, and the upshot of the villain scene earlier is that the little kid gets thrown to the curb by the big green pito, uh, we'll just call him, we'll just call him green Trump. 26:53.532 --> 26:59.636 [SPEAKER_01]: And, um, and so the kid doesn't know where to go with the middle of this rainstorm. 27:00.197 --> 27:02.758 [SPEAKER_01]: And so he shows up in hyperman's house for some reason. 27:03.119 --> 27:07.882 [SPEAKER_01]: And hyperman is all too ready to help him, including by Robert Clark Chan. 27:10.193 --> 27:15.095 [SPEAKER_06]: but giving him a fucking steaming mug of hot virgin olive oil. 27:15.395 --> 27:19.057 [SPEAKER_01]: Well, before that, he flat out says, you look, you look distressed. 27:19.417 --> 27:27.641 [SPEAKER_01]: Let me give you mouth to mouth resuscitation, and he proceeds to blow him up like a balloon with mouth to mouth resuscitation. 27:28.502 --> 27:31.583 [SPEAKER_01]: This shows making me more uncomfortable as every scene passes. 27:36.544 --> 27:44.250 [SPEAKER_06]: Yes, yes, that doesn't make any sense that come in young child will you 27:45.215 --> 27:50.619 [SPEAKER_06]: You're cold and wet, so obviously I need to put my mouth on you to save you. 27:51.760 --> 27:54.081 [SPEAKER_06]: And then, yes, again. 27:54.101 --> 27:59.205 [SPEAKER_04]: And huddle over the steaming mug of hot virgin olive oil. 27:59.805 --> 28:04.769 [SPEAKER_06]: In a normal cartoon, I'd be like, ew, that's gross drinking olive oil. 28:05.129 --> 28:09.372 [SPEAKER_06]: And a cartoon on a kiss, like, well, he's grooming him to be a sex slave. 28:14.257 --> 28:19.138 [SPEAKER_06]: Are you saying that you, Gina, up a little drink mugs of hot virgin olive oil? 28:19.378 --> 28:22.379 [SPEAKER_00]: I'm saying there's a lot of weird Italian grannies to do. 28:23.919 --> 28:27.080 [SPEAKER_06]: Gina, I've seen your driver's license. 28:27.660 --> 28:31.181 [SPEAKER_06]: You are now officially old enough to be an old Italian granny. 28:32.481 --> 28:38.543 [SPEAKER_00]: And I'm keeping my youthful glow by drinking a hot seeming cup of extra virgin olive oil every day. 28:39.198 --> 28:39.478 [SPEAKER_06]: I see. 28:39.698 --> 28:43.601 [SPEAKER_01]: See, it wasn't putting olive oil and coffee a thing for like six months. 28:43.901 --> 28:45.362 [SPEAKER_06]: It was like butter. 28:45.542 --> 28:47.043 [SPEAKER_00]: It was that like butter trend. 28:47.504 --> 28:48.624 [SPEAKER_06]: Well, it proved coffee. 28:48.664 --> 28:52.567 [SPEAKER_00]: Yeah, one of the stupid guys that I dated did it and that was like, hey, you're an idiot. 28:56.895 --> 29:19.907 [SPEAKER_01]: Yeah, anyway, so we cut back to our villain Green Trump, and he's on the beach still kind of sad Kind of regretting his well, I don't know if he's regretting his decision to kick the kid out He's more regretting losing everything he owns and this means, and he meets a Well, oh, anthropomorphic oil slick is that the fairway to upset

voiced by Charles rocket from that one year of Saturn and I live 29:20.267 --> 29:21.728 [SPEAKER_06]: also earth girls are easy. 29:21.788 --> 29:22.748 [SPEAKER_06]: Thank you very much. 29:22.888 --> 29:24.389 [SPEAKER_01]: Oh, yeah, I watch that like every year. 29:24.770 --> 29:31.753 [SPEAKER_02]: I'm going on new life for born of a bizarre chemical reaction between crude oil, salt, water, and paint. 29:33.394 --> 29:34.615 [SPEAKER_06]: Okay. 29:34.675 --> 29:36.756 [SPEAKER_06]: That's, it's this kind of show. 29:37.176 --> 29:37.797 [SPEAKER_01]: Yeah, honest. 29:38.257 --> 29:40.318 [SPEAKER_01]: I think Charles Rocket did a pretty good job with this character. 29:40.778 --> 29:43.960 [SPEAKER_01]: No, it looks like I said that like a lot of things are all quality. 29:44.300 --> 29:44.520 [SPEAKER_06]: Yeah. 29:44.760 --> 29:45.121 [SPEAKER_06]: But like, 29:50.538 --> 29:53.319 [SPEAKER_00]: rack it so we get a bond to it. 29:54.279 --> 29:55.859 [SPEAKER_00]: He's back in his suitcase. 29:57.740 --> 29:59.680 [SPEAKER_00]: You know, they don't put him in enough stuff as he did. 30:00.801 --> 30:02.541 [SPEAKER_06]: Yes, he is. 30:03.421 --> 30:04.821 [SPEAKER_06]: He committed suicide. 30:05.102 --> 30:06.962 [SPEAKER_01]: Oh, no, damn. 30:08.962 --> 30:10.083 [SPEAKER_01]: All right, P Charles rocket. 30:10.103 --> 30:12.663 [SPEAKER_01]: We we dedicate this episode of hyperman to you. 30:15.604 --> 30:18.945 [SPEAKER_06]: There's a reason why committed suicide and it's not great. 30:19.475 --> 30:20.996 [SPEAKER_00]: Oh, is he a pet a file? 30:23.116 --> 30:26.477 [SPEAKER_01]: Ladies and gentlemen, we dedicate this episode to Jeffrey Epstein. 30:27.738 --> 30:32.099 [SPEAKER_00]: I mean, a lot of times in Hollywood, when people kill themselves, because they're pet a files, and they got found out. 30:33.800 --> 30:35.280 [SPEAKER_00]: He can't sue me from the grave. 30:38.881 --> 30:40.622 [SPEAKER_01]: Well, this is all deeply disturbing. 30:41.042 --> 30:46.204 [SPEAKER_01]: I showed that has overtones of that stuff loaded with people who did that stuff. 30:47.173 --> 30:50.923 [SPEAKER_00]: Uh, I got a new, I got a new, uh, witching our video coming out this Saturday. 30:52.099 --> 30:53.560 [SPEAKER_00]: Hey there, it's that exists again. 30:54.640 --> 30:57.342 [SPEAKER_00]: Yeah, it's like the witching our on new rock stars. 30:57.742 --> 31:01.544 [SPEAKER_00]: Uh, uh, and, uh, and, uh, and they burn the old channel. 31:02.304 --> 31:08.967 [SPEAKER_00]: One section where I'm going through the actors who are who appear in this movie, I have to say like, hey, I'm not going to talk about this dude. 31:08.988 --> 31:10.368 [SPEAKER_00]: He's a registered sex vendor. 31:10.408 --> 31:11.569 [SPEAKER_00]: You can go look at him yourself. 31:11.969 --> 31:14.330 [SPEAKER_00]: And I had to be like, hey, can I, am I allowed to say this? 31:14.971 --> 31:19.293 [SPEAKER_00]: And they were like, yeah, I mean, like, it's, if it's like public record, 31:23.523 --> 31:27.706 [SPEAKER_01]: What's really uncomfortable is probably the most uncomfortable moment of this entire thing. 31:28.027 --> 31:30.569 [SPEAKER_01]: Took place during the night, believe the next commercial break. 31:33.171 --> 31:39.556 [SPEAKER_03]: The Ijola return after these messages. 31:39.836 --> 31:41.157 [SPEAKER_03]: It's the incredible G.I. 31:41.197 --> 31:43.759 [SPEAKER_03]: Joe Mobile Command Center at its hunting for Cobra. 31:43.940 --> 31:46.622 [SPEAKER_03]: Three levels of awesome Cobra chasing Cobra fighting. 31:46.702 --> 31:48.723 [SPEAKER_03]: Power of 1, 5, you ready to attack? 31:49.064 --> 31:50.905 [SPEAKER_04]: Level 2, computer system is go! 31:51.205 --> 31:53.047 [SPEAKER_04]: And should rule, we have full power! 31:53.779 --> 31:55.900 [SPEAKER_04]: Level 3, Mrs. London, let's go! 31:55.960 --> 31:56.060 [SPEAKER_04]: Mr. 31:56.080 --> 31:56.301 [SPEAKER_04]: Secure! 31:56.321 --> 31:56.841 [SPEAKER_04]: Go, go! 31:57.841 --> 32:00.323 [SPEAKER_04]: Let's move out, nobody beats Ciato! 32:00.423 --> 32:02.464 [SPEAKER_04]: A real American hero! 32:02.604 --> 32:05.886 [SPEAKER_03]: Open the man's center comes with driver, other figures and vehicles so separately. 32:05.906 --> 32:06.527 [SPEAKER_03]: Let's go! 32:10.429 --> 32:12.070 [SPEAKER_03]: Now, back to GI Joe. 32:14.287 --> 32:15.127 [SPEAKER_00]: Oh, that's weird. 32:15.167 --> 32:24.429 [SPEAKER_00]: The next commercial break was when they had America's favorite dad, my best bud, Papa, Papa Cosby, as I like to call him. 32:24.929 --> 32:25.749 [SPEAKER_00]: Yes, they did. 32:26.069 --> 32:26.929 [SPEAKER_00]: Was there someone else? 32:26.949 --> 32:29.110 [SPEAKER_00]: Was there something problematic in there? 32:29.130 --> 32:32.110 [SPEAKER_00]: Because I've watched the news in 25 years. 32:32.130 --> 32:34.150 [SPEAKER_01]: I thought, made the news for some bad reasons. 32:34.991 --> 32:41.112 [SPEAKER_00]: Uh, uh, you know, I haven't read or watched any news in the past 25 years. 32:41.192 --> 32:42.932 [SPEAKER_00]: So, I'm not sure you're talking about. 32:43.356 --> 32:46.980 [SPEAKER_06]: You didn't know about Charles Rockett, so why would you know that's true. 32:47.000 --> 32:48.161 [SPEAKER_06]: It's fair. 32:48.602 --> 33:03.178 [SPEAKER_06]: And even on top of just the fact that he exists there, also like the whole thing was just like, hey, your other dumb shows after Cosby Show failed, why don't you just do the same thing over again? 33:03.198 --> 33:04.800 [SPEAKER_06]: It was like, okay. 33:06.545 --> 33:06.986 [SPEAKER_06]: Yikes. 33:07.306 --> 33:09.991 [SPEAKER_01]: I mean, let's say it works for a lot of people. 33:10.372 --> 33:12.435 [SPEAKER_01]: The works for a lot of actors, so. 33:12.455 --> 33:16.382 [SPEAKER_01]: But Tim Allen and Kevin James, both want you to know it's a great idea. 33:16.522 --> 33:17.003 [SPEAKER_01]: It's true. 33:19.748 --> 33:32.235 [SPEAKER_06]: Anyway, we get a montage

now of hyperman raising the boy and I guess I part of what actively enraged me about the show is that nothing happens. 33:32.755 --> 33:35.837 [SPEAKER_06]: It all happens in exposition form. 33:36.137 --> 33:38.598 [SPEAKER_06]: They just tell you about things that happen. 33:38.618 --> 33:40.959 [SPEAKER_06]: I'm like, this is a goddamn cartoon. 33:41.380 --> 33:45.222 [SPEAKER_06]: Do some cartoon shit. 33:45.322 --> 33:49.144 [SPEAKER_00]: I mean, I'm not sure what the hell actually happened on this show because 33:51.467 --> 34:04.995 [SPEAKER_01]: Yeah, like half the story with these, like the opening one, the kid has like a ray gun and there's holes all over the walls and floor and he's getting a stern look at from hyperman who then falls through the floor because there's a bunch of holes in it. 34:06.035 --> 34:16.181 [SPEAKER_01]: Second one on angry trio in seemingly the park, which includes the next door neighbor from Aquitine Hunger Force. 34:18.142 --> 34:23.527 [SPEAKER_01]: some old lady in a derby hat and a policemen wielding a baseball bat. 34:24.187 --> 34:32.034 [SPEAKER_01]: Meanwhile, hyperman has to hold up the child and be like, please, you may not harm this child. 34:34.076 --> 34:36.038 [SPEAKER_01]: And then they just get mad. 34:36.879 --> 34:40.402 [SPEAKER_01]: Come to the third one, which is nothing. 34:40.842 --> 34:41.162 [SPEAKER_01]: It's them, 34:45.328 --> 34:55.672 [SPEAKER_01]: cut to the fourth one, which is them climbing a hill, Kate Bush style, and the kid is a giant nap sack on his back that's like twice the size that he is. 34:56.792 --> 34:59.653 [SPEAKER_01]: I just, I don't know where we're going with any of this narrative. 35:00.193 --> 35:12.678 [SPEAKER_01]: The fifth clip is them at the top of the hill, and the kid like kind of sitting up from leaning against a wall goes over in hyperman is sitting in a baby carriage, eating bond bonds with a bonnet on. 35:13.278 --> 35:15.660 [SPEAKER_01]: I just, I appreciate random. 35:15.780 --> 35:21.925 [SPEAKER_01]: I was just listening to a podcast today about why top secret is one of the best comedy movies of all time. 35:22.566 --> 35:26.709 [SPEAKER_01]: I love random crap, but this doesn't work. 35:28.030 --> 35:29.752 [SPEAKER_01]: Well, it feels forced, feels forced. 35:30.813 --> 35:35.034 [SPEAKER_06]: Yes, it doesn't work, but it is explained. 35:35.254 --> 35:36.474 [SPEAKER_06]: It's over-explained. 35:36.815 --> 35:41.636 [SPEAKER_06]: And again, Neil Ross is having fun because they're just narrating the whole thing. 35:42.116 --> 35:48.758 [SPEAKER_06]: Explaining this is all part of his training to get rid of his villain... 35:50.293 --> 36:16.633 [SPEAKER_06]: uh... motivations and become a super hero so he's there are the temptations of like yeah uh... hyperman is a little baby and oh Jesus Christ's cat and your cat's going berserk up there yeah yeah is uh... and it's healing candy from a baby i get the premise but when you consider how many disturbing things have already happened in this show he'll dressing like a baby in a carriage eating chocolate bond bonds 36:17.514 --> 36:22.077 [SPEAKER_06]: is the least of them is still enjoying all of this. 36:22.177 --> 36:23.798 [SPEAKER_06]: It's all horrible. 36:24.199 --> 36:25.820 [SPEAKER_06]: It's all Epstein's Island. 36:28.121 --> 36:31.664 [SPEAKER_01]: Look, we cut back to Green Trump and oil slick man. 36:31.964 --> 36:41.911 [SPEAKER_01]: And they have a thing where if the oil slick man just goes around to the different bodies of water, he can convert all the earth's water into oil and kill everybody. 36:42.811 --> 36:43.812 [SPEAKER_01]: Mission accomplished. 36:44.613 --> 36:44.913 [SPEAKER_00]: Yeah. 36:47.402 --> 36:47.602 [SPEAKER_06]: Yep. 36:48.203 --> 36:50.505 [SPEAKER_01]: Mission accomplished. 36:50.545 --> 36:51.025 [SPEAKER_01]: We did it. 36:55.769 --> 37:07.258 [SPEAKER_06]: Yeah, at first, I thought what was happening here was homophobia, like, and then I, because, 37:13.152 --> 37:21.277 [SPEAKER_06]: the new assistant, the, the, the oil slick guy starts saying like, oh, give my life for you. 37:21.657 --> 37:23.378 [SPEAKER_06]: And a green guy's like, what, what? 37:24.159 --> 37:27.521 [SPEAKER_06]: And then he just starts, like, basically, 37:28.870 --> 37:31.653 [SPEAKER_06]: At first, I thought he was coming on to him. 37:32.194 --> 37:35.077 [SPEAKER_06]: He was trying to seduce him somehow. 37:37.199 --> 37:43.285 [SPEAKER_06]: And then I realized it was more of a kind of fatal attraction for me. 37:43.425 --> 37:44.246 [SPEAKER_06]: Yeah, single life. 37:45.656 --> 38:11.731 [SPEAKER_06]: uh... well it's it's not like i want to be you it's just like i just want actually is that it's not what's going to be millis to show them that it's she yeah but she she just like becomes obsessed with her basically i mean she does ultimately like you know kind of want to be here but it's because she's so obsessed with her yeah this is less that it's just like i would i want to be your uh... boyfriend slash like 38:14.122 --> 38:22.046 [SPEAKER_06]: because it doesn't feel sexual, it just feels like I want to be married to you, which is real weird. 38:22.066 --> 38:26.087 [SPEAKER_06]: And so I was like, oh, are they be like, you, gay people grows. 38:26.487 --> 38:35.091 [SPEAKER_06]: And then I was like, what if you subbed it out for if the oil monster were female, then would that still feel the same way? 38:35.111 --> 38:36.131 [SPEAKER_06]: And it kind of does. 38:37.152 --> 38:41.094 [SPEAKER_06]: This is like an unwanted attraction. 38:42.418 --> 38:43.659 [SPEAKER_06]: on the part of the green guy. 38:44.300 --> 38:49.285 [SPEAKER_06]: So, like it's not convenient, but it's just real weird. 38:49.685 --> 38:52.448 [SPEAKER_01]: See, I took a different spin from it. 38:52.528 --> 38:56.132 [SPEAKER_01]: I didn't get the romance aspect of it. 38:56.432 --> 38:58.354 [SPEAKER_01]: In my mind, what was

happening there? 38:58.474 --> 39:00.336 [SPEAKER_01]: And maybe there's evidence to back it up. 39:00.356 --> 39:01.116 [SPEAKER_01]: I think there's some. 39:01.817 --> 39:26.908 [SPEAKER_01]: is basically oil slick guy was like I will be the number two to green to green monster guy and I'm going to back him up as his apprentice inside kick and I'm going to go out of my way yes sir yes sir whatever you say sir I'm going to do what you want sir what I want doesn't matter I'm here for the cause but ultimately at the end of the day he was planning to replace him and betray him and that 39:28.189 --> 39:37.234 [SPEAKER_01]: He was basically flattering him, doing everything he wanted to get himself into a close enough position to offer him and take his place when the moment arrives. 39:37.614 --> 39:39.295 [SPEAKER_00]: That is what I'm saying right now. 39:40.535 --> 39:42.776 [SPEAKER_01]: Also single white female, yes, you are correct. 39:42.956 --> 39:43.777 [SPEAKER_06]: All right, hold on. 39:44.464 --> 40:00.680 [SPEAKER_06]: it was nothing that gives my life that's not like I'm I'm gonna still your shit that's just like I he's lying to him that's the whole that's what I got out of it look I didn't I didn't I didn't take the same angle 40:01.951 --> 40:05.392 [SPEAKER_06]: But by the end of it, he has all the power. 40:05.432 --> 40:13.253 [SPEAKER_06]: He grows huge is like, uh, I'm in what we are invulnerable and, uh, do to still, uh, putting him off. 40:13.293 --> 40:15.834 [SPEAKER_06]: Like, uh, I don't, I don't know. 40:16.514 --> 40:19.155 [SPEAKER_01]: See, at that point, I thought that their roles had now changed. 40:19.215 --> 40:21.515 [SPEAKER_01]: And he was like, now you can be my sidekick. 40:22.995 --> 40:23.376 [SPEAKER_06]: Hold on. 40:23.836 --> 40:24.376 [SPEAKER_06]: Hold on. 40:25.296 --> 40:28.157 [SPEAKER_02]: He plans to pollute the seventh and final see. 40:28.357 --> 40:29.997 [SPEAKER_02]: And then you're on with our line. 40:32.852 --> 40:48.325 [SPEAKER_02]: I'm sorry that you said I wear it like Did I of course I meant your life I mean after all I'm just your assist Why should you think of me as being part of your life? 40:49.706 --> 40:56.472 [SPEAKER_01]: Hey, you know what you've got more evidence that I do based on that Yeah, just just weird 40:57.557 --> 40:58.558 [SPEAKER_01]: Well, you know what else is weird? 40:58.578 --> 41:06.946 [SPEAKER_01]: These commercial break that we're launching into because the aforementioned Bill Cosby Simple Shepherd commercial and Simple Shepherd, unappreciated talent. 41:06.966 --> 41:07.766 [SPEAKER_01]: Let me say right now. 41:07.786 --> 41:11.190 [SPEAKER_00]: I mean, I think at the time she was very appreciative. 41:11.470 --> 41:17.676 [SPEAKER_01]: I mean, I guess looking back on it, I don't see as much like reverence for Simple Shepherd as I do other stars of that era. 41:18.396 --> 41:18.837 [SPEAKER_00]: That's true. 41:19.771 --> 41:20.711 [SPEAKER_01]: You know, and then she was great. 41:20.751 --> 41:25.353 [SPEAKER_01]: I just want to give, give, simple shepherd her flowers, um, as it were. 41:25.534 --> 41:33.097 [SPEAKER_01]: And then we get a McDonald's commercial about launching the McNuggets into the neighbor's yard to get a lost ball on a dog house. 41:33.497 --> 41:34.638 [SPEAKER_00]: Yeah, I love this commercial. 41:35.318 --> 41:36.178 [SPEAKER_01]: Honestly, it was a lot of fun. 41:36.778 --> 41:36.999 [SPEAKER_06]: Yeah. 41:37.759 --> 41:39.280 [SPEAKER_01]: Followed by Reese's pieces. 41:39.420 --> 41:43.641 [SPEAKER_01]: I, I, this campaign, they got to bring back, which is there's no wrong way to eat a Reese's. 41:44.162 --> 41:44.462 [SPEAKER_00]: Yeah. 41:44.502 --> 41:47.023 [SPEAKER_06]: They have like all these pieces, huh? 41:48.500 --> 41:56.639 [SPEAKER_06]: peanut butter cup not pieces oh it's straight man it these things matter you know what's we're trying to get our kid to watch E.T. 41:56.699 --> 41:57.942 [SPEAKER_01]: so it's fresh in my mind 42:00.620 --> 42:05.421 [SPEAKER_01]: But yeah, there's a bunch of different ways you had a mentalist doing it like at a distance, which is a lot of fun. 42:05.441 --> 42:06.161 [SPEAKER_01]: You had a barber. 42:06.761 --> 42:09.702 [SPEAKER_01]: Somehow shaving off the top of the Reese's peanut butter cup. 42:10.102 --> 42:10.622 [SPEAKER_01]: Oh yeah, I don't. 42:10.922 --> 42:11.222 [SPEAKER_01]: I don't know. 42:11.262 --> 42:11.602 [SPEAKER_01]: He worked. 42:11.802 --> 42:12.822 [SPEAKER_06]: You nibbled the corners. 42:13.082 --> 42:14.363 [SPEAKER_06]: Yeah. 42:14.563 --> 42:20.104 [SPEAKER_01]: That was the nibbled the corners guy was a creepy old couple, where he's like, I liked to nibble it one by two times. 42:20.124 --> 42:20.464 [SPEAKER_01]: Oh yeah. 42:20.524 --> 42:21.204 [SPEAKER_00]: I don't remember that. 42:21.504 --> 42:25.065 [SPEAKER_00]: I like the Halloween one that they have, where it's like a vampire. 42:25.085 --> 42:26.265 [SPEAKER_00]: It's too cold. 42:26.685 --> 42:34.748 [SPEAKER_01]: Yeah, the old couple because he goes, I like to nibble it one bite at a time and she goes, ooh, and he goes, you're next to my dear. 42:35.148 --> 42:38.029 [SPEAKER_00]: Yeah, we're the old guy for that. 42:39.110 --> 42:44.032 [SPEAKER_06]: See, that is a, that's a natural horaniness that I'm fully in favor of. 42:44.132 --> 42:49.634 [SPEAKER_01]: I'm the old person horaniness, old person married horaniness is weird to me. 42:51.795 --> 42:53.855 [SPEAKER_06]: You are an old person. 42:53.915 --> 42:54.976 [SPEAKER_01]: I'm not that old. 42:56.673 --> 42:57.394 [SPEAKER_06]: Still weird. 42:57.695 --> 42:58.095 [SPEAKER_06]: Who knows? 42:58.415 --> 42:58.576 [SPEAKER_06]: Yeah. 42:58.656 --> 42:59.417 [SPEAKER_06]: I don't want to know. 43:02.080 --> 43:14.077 [SPEAKER_01]: So as weird as the Bill Cosby segment was, how about a football shaped like a foot that you have to mail cool-aid coupons out to get in

the mail? 43:16.692 --> 43:17.213 [SPEAKER_01]: that's awesome. 43:17.694 --> 43:19.616 [SPEAKER_06]: That's 90's. 43:19.657 --> 43:23.582 [SPEAKER_06]: I 100% know that I would be so disappointed by this thing. 43:24.343 --> 43:29.951 [SPEAKER_06]: Because like when the first part of the commercial goes off, I'm like, holy shit, is that a, 43:30.887 --> 43:35.710 [SPEAKER_06]: Like a football-sized foot, that's dumb, but like whatever. 43:36.450 --> 43:42.653 [SPEAKER_06]: And then I only realized near the end when we finally get a shot with the kid holding it up to the camera. 43:43.153 --> 43:45.174 [SPEAKER_06]: Oh, this is a size of a fucking eraser. 43:45.355 --> 43:46.895 [SPEAKER_06]: This is like four inches big. 43:47.256 --> 43:48.476 [SPEAKER_06]: It's going to show up in my house. 43:48.516 --> 43:52.598 [SPEAKER_06]: I'm like, I collected those fucking labels for what? 43:52.998 --> 43:53.599 [SPEAKER_06]: For this? 43:54.805 --> 44:01.769 [SPEAKER_00]: And then you're going to, you're, your mom is going to show you the ad and it's going to say actual size and she's going to say you got to read the fine print. 44:02.390 --> 44:07.053 [SPEAKER_01]: Yeah, I actually, for a second there, I had the check and see if Dan Schneider was involved. 44:07.513 --> 44:09.514 [SPEAKER_00]: I knew it was just in the news today. 44:10.235 --> 44:11.756 [SPEAKER_01]: What did Dan Schneider do today? 44:12.616 --> 44:18.600 [SPEAKER_00]: He lost his, he lost his lawsuit, his like lawsuit got like, you know, rejected. 44:20.729 --> 44:27.031 [SPEAKER_06]: And Trump's I would have assumed that he would have paid a bunch of money to Trump and Trump would have been like I mean the day is still young. 44:27.051 --> 44:45.740 [SPEAKER_01]: He's still my he's still my do that Yeah, thanks a million bucks to get a pardon these days, Chan now Or as my one uncle would tell me tell you can tell me one corrupt thing that man is done But he's a cattle farmer 44:47.087 --> 44:49.508 [SPEAKER_00]: Oh, so he must be extra pissed at him right now, then. 44:49.828 --> 44:50.888 [SPEAKER_00]: Since he voted for him. 44:50.908 --> 44:51.988 [SPEAKER_01]: And that tainted meat. 44:52.629 --> 44:56.050 [SPEAKER_01]: He voted for it with bells on lovingly and glowingly. 44:57.030 --> 44:59.471 [SPEAKER_01]: Told me what a great job he was looking forward to him doing. 45:00.591 --> 45:03.152 [SPEAKER_01]: So, you know, karma, I guess. 45:05.492 --> 45:10.814 [SPEAKER_01]: I don't love the fact that the family farm is getting racked by the decisions of the people running it, but here we are. 45:13.255 --> 45:14.435 [SPEAKER_00]: I only care about the cows. 45:16.062 --> 45:17.726 [SPEAKER_01]: They had to get rid of the cows, they got bulls now. 45:18.848 --> 45:19.069 [SPEAKER_00]: Oh. 45:20.111 --> 45:20.753 [SPEAKER_01]: Yeah. 45:20.773 --> 45:21.975 [SPEAKER_00]: How did you get that ever do? 45:22.877 --> 45:23.639 [SPEAKER_00]: Oh my God. 45:24.020 --> 45:24.461 [SPEAKER_00]: Are we done? 45:25.498 --> 45:28.660 [SPEAKER_00]: We're pretty close because we're on our last molestation. 45:30.400 --> 45:53.611 [SPEAKER_01]: We're in the final third of this episode now because the bad guys have shown up to the Caribbean to say we're going to pollute all the oceans and we're going to kill everybody at which point the the the the kids, the the related children and that weird dog alien thing put out the hyperman signal which is an age of the air in the Caribbean that he sees in Wyoming or 45:56.782 --> 45:58.043 [SPEAKER_01]: He's probably in San Diego. 45:58.063 --> 45:59.304 [SPEAKER_01]: There's a military base there. 46:00.044 --> 46:00.504 [SPEAKER_01]: And a mountain. 46:03.346 --> 46:04.167 [SPEAKER_06]: Uh-huh. 46:04.187 --> 46:04.567 [SPEAKER_01]: Oh, I got. 46:04.807 --> 46:06.648 [SPEAKER_01]: Look, we then have graduation ceremony. 46:07.609 --> 46:20.717 [SPEAKER_01]: We're a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, 46:23.898 --> 46:25.479 [SPEAKER_06]: I was just thinking about typhoon. 46:25.579 --> 46:27.940 [SPEAKER_01]: Chen, this is an episode where me and Gina are on the same page. 46:28.000 --> 46:30.481 [SPEAKER_01]: The entire way down the line and you are just not there. 46:30.721 --> 46:38.184 [SPEAKER_06]: I've got no, I deliberately took a step away because that's, that's just how it is. 46:39.624 --> 46:41.085 [SPEAKER_01]: Gina, that's crazy am I right? 46:41.105 --> 46:43.706 [SPEAKER_01]: I don't know where where am I. 46:44.477 --> 46:45.518 [SPEAKER_01]: nobody knows anymore. 46:45.698 --> 46:47.660 [SPEAKER_06]: You're on raise team. 46:47.680 --> 46:48.761 [SPEAKER_06]: So soak that in. 46:48.922 --> 47:01.534 [SPEAKER_00]: I wonder if they, uh, I wonder if they, you know, said to Bill Cosby like, hey, man, we got some, uh, uh, like what, what show do you want your new commercial to air during? 47:01.594 --> 47:06.379 [SPEAKER_00]: We got, we got sports, we got, uh, an adult sitcom. 47:07.260 --> 47:15.549 [SPEAKER_00]: We've got a weird cartoon where a lot of people are molesters, and he was like, oh, all right, let's let's go with that last one. 47:16.149 --> 47:18.572 [SPEAKER_01]: He just gives a look and says, you already know the answer. 47:19.052 --> 47:19.573 [SPEAKER_02]: Yeah. 47:20.694 --> 47:24.217 [SPEAKER_01]: No particular reason is business business. 47:25.278 --> 47:28.442 [SPEAKER_01]: You say that shows got the Charles Watt now. 47:29.360 --> 47:30.681 [SPEAKER_01]: Only chance, I'll have to do it. 47:31.781 --> 47:34.762 [SPEAKER_01]: Oh, no, we all did cause me impressions when I was a kid. 47:35.043 --> 47:37.564 [SPEAKER_00]: Yeah, that was 80 years ago, right? 47:38.304 --> 47:40.305 [SPEAKER_06]: And you're in your white hometown.

47:40.745 --> 47:42.326 [SPEAKER_01]: Is it that 1946? 47:42.346 --> 47:44.287 [SPEAKER_01]: Did I not just get home from the war? 47:44.307 --> 47:55.912 [SPEAKER_06]: We got some science here that is like the oceans are important because they make clouds. 47:56.576 --> 47:57.477 [SPEAKER_06]: It's true. 47:57.517 --> 47:59.820 [SPEAKER_00]: I don't see any, I don't see any vaults of that logic. 48:01.041 --> 48:16.358 [SPEAKER_06]: But Jesus Christ, I hope that whatever educational funding is whatever grants they were hoping to get, they got rejected and they just had to pay with some entire fucking thing out of pocket and went bankrupt. 48:17.147 --> 48:20.510 [SPEAKER_00]: I mean, that was the start of the end of our education system. 48:20.550 --> 48:22.432 [SPEAKER_00]: So you got what you wanted, Chan. 48:22.592 --> 48:24.334 [SPEAKER_00]: Every kid is a dumbass now. 48:25.114 --> 48:25.915 [SPEAKER_00]: And fat. 48:26.616 --> 48:27.517 [SPEAKER_02]: Yeah. 48:28.878 --> 48:32.521 [SPEAKER_01]: So we have a segment where hyperman says it's time to go hyper. 48:32.541 --> 48:35.544 [SPEAKER_01]: And I found that very upset. 48:35.684 --> 48:38.006 [SPEAKER_01]: It's just a CGI for like three seconds. 48:38.086 --> 48:39.167 [SPEAKER_01]: And I did not care for it. 48:40.349 --> 48:42.891 [SPEAKER_06]: Oh yeah, no, like he did that, um, 48:44.147 --> 48:50.591 [SPEAKER_06]: in the titles sequence, and I'm like, oh, great, we're gonna be doing this multiple times during the episode, aren't we? 48:51.131 --> 48:51.351 [SPEAKER_06]: Fuck. 48:52.652 --> 48:57.275 [SPEAKER_01]: So the oil slick monster is now, he's now the size of like a Kaiju. 48:57.615 --> 48:59.636 [SPEAKER_01]: He's being attacked by tiny battleships. 49:00.077 --> 49:06.261 [SPEAKER_01]: Hyperman tries to throw him in like a reverse headlock from behind, but it does not work. 49:07.001 --> 49:10.443 [SPEAKER_01]: And then they get the idea, oh, let's use science. 49:13.845 --> 49:14.826 [SPEAKER_01]: with me here. 49:15.326 --> 49:18.708 [SPEAKER_01]: Give me your hyper heat gun or whatever. 49:18.728 --> 49:20.990 [SPEAKER_06]: I'm going to your PDA. 49:21.070 --> 49:22.290 [SPEAKER_06]: Did you miss that? 49:22.531 --> 49:26.653 [SPEAKER_01]: I honestly really checked out at this point of the episode where I was looking at my phone waiting for it to be 49:33.415 --> 49:40.063 [SPEAKER_01]: As soon as they said, let's get scientific and educational, I go, not for me, sir, in hell will I do that? 49:40.083 --> 49:40.683 [SPEAKER_01]: That's wrong. 49:40.704 --> 49:41.284 [SPEAKER_00]: That's wrong. 49:41.364 --> 49:46.430 [SPEAKER_00]: The problem with your entire life, I think, right, is that anytime anything educational comes up, you don't know. 49:47.171 --> 49:47.972 [SPEAKER_01]: Yeah, you know what? 49:48.452 --> 49:51.276 [SPEAKER_01]: I'll learn over my dead birdie. 49:55.687 --> 49:59.111 [SPEAKER_01]: You're gonna regret this and that's why you are 50:11.317 --> 50:28.730 [SPEAKER_06]: All of that is fucking nonsense, but the reminder that one time, there were no cell phones, no MP3 players, but we did have personal digital assistance, PDA, which was quickly surpassed 50:29.530 --> 50:33.051 [SPEAKER_06]: by the term public displays of affection. 50:33.331 --> 50:36.852 [SPEAKER_01]: Yes, that's what I thought they were going to do at first and I was a little nervous. 50:37.313 --> 50:45.155 [SPEAKER_06]: Yeah, no, no, they definitely, if the original script they're like, so then the two side kicks just bend over to start fucking. 50:45.715 --> 50:48.736 [SPEAKER_06]: Just great up having sex on the beach. 50:49.496 --> 50:50.237 [SPEAKER_06]: They're like, you know what, 50:51.560 --> 50:57.725 [SPEAKER_06]: Just a little change here, we could change PDA to the little phone toy thing. 50:57.885 --> 50:59.046 [SPEAKER_01]: Not one toy thing. 50:59.066 --> 51:01.508 [SPEAKER_01]: Yeah, we did a pageers back then, if I remember right. 51:02.032 --> 51:02.492 [SPEAKER_06]: Oh, yeah. 51:02.792 --> 51:04.953 [SPEAKER_01]: And BBS systems, those were a big deal. 51:05.033 --> 51:29.183 [SPEAKER_01]: Are you in a sky-pager sky-pager sky-pager sky-pager sky-pager sky-pager sky-pager sky-pager sky-pager sky-pager sky-pager sky-pager sky-pager sky-pager sky-pager sky-pager sky-pager sky-pager sky-pager sky-pager sky-pager sky-pager sky-pager sky-pager sky-pager sky-pager sky-pager sky-pager sky-pager sky-pager sky-pager sky-pager sky-pager sky-pager sky-pager sky-pager sky-pager sky-pager sky-pager sky-pager sky-pager sky-pager sky-pager sky-pager sky-pager sky-pager sky-pager sky-pager sky-pager sky-pager 51:33.093 --> 51:34.014 [SPEAKER_06]: Uh-huh. 51:34.114 --> 51:34.735 [SPEAKER_00]: I mean, that's that. 51:34.755 --> 51:35.196 [SPEAKER_01]: But Syria. 51:36.197 --> 51:36.497 [SPEAKER_01]: Yeah. 51:38.180 --> 51:43.767 [SPEAKER_01]: And then the show itself ends with Hyperman in a cosmic tribunal. 51:45.489 --> 51:45.789 [SPEAKER_01]: What? 51:47.743 --> 52:16.385 [SPEAKER_06]: Yeah, the show ends in like a fuck of whatever it's the again, they they release the sex-traffed kid back to the sex-traffaker and whatever and then just like as a post script I don't know, maybe this was something that happened every episode like they he got reviewed every episode like maybe it was like from the game Because it doesn't make any goddamn sense in terms of narrative there's only one thing left to do, Chan 52:17.282 --> 52:20.163 [SPEAKER_01]: We've got to watch more adventures of hyperman for these cool days. 52:20.263 --> 52:24.544 [SPEAKER_06]: You fucking do that as punishment for making us do even a little bit of this. 52:27.164 --> 52:45.828 [SPEAKER_01]: All right, to keep the 90's theme going, the next one doesn't have a skateboard or basketball, but it's a little girl with a dinosaur bone and dinosaurs flying around because those are the three coolest things in the 90's, ladies and gentlemen, it was

skateboarding, basketball and god damn dinosaurs. 52:46.313 --> 52:49.294 [SPEAKER_01]: I mean, don't forget, Bill Cosby and chicken nuggets. 52:50.635 --> 52:54.297 [SPEAKER_01]: Well, those would be like your beat here, but still very high in that tier. 52:54.337 --> 53:10.085 [SPEAKER_01]: Yes, although Cosby was really an 80s guy, as far as, you know, I know he was around in the 90s, but he had started to wane popularity, you know, and getting very, very, you know, people were just not into the causes much come the 90s. 53:11.825 --> 53:14.927 [SPEAKER_01]: And then we found out like 20 years later, he was a horrible monster. 53:16.549 --> 53:19.910 [SPEAKER_06]: Yeah, and here I sit now, grab a without a cause. 53:21.831 --> 53:24.312 [SPEAKER_01]: Oh, no. 53:24.932 --> 53:29.634 [SPEAKER_01]: No, there's more ads, I mean, but I don't want to even live anymore. 53:32.995 --> 53:37.757 [SPEAKER_06]: If I get frosted many weeks, commercial from we saw this one like a couple weeks ago. 53:39.278 --> 53:41.839 [SPEAKER_06]: Although this one, you can get Grant Hill merch. 53:42.737 --> 53:46.319 [SPEAKER_06]: Dude Razz was he as big as Cospi back in the day. 53:46.679 --> 53:49.740 [SPEAKER_01]: Grand Hill was a big deal for the Detroit pistons. 53:50.721 --> 53:53.582 [SPEAKER_01]: Back in the day, we loved Grand Hill when he got drafted. 53:53.662 --> 53:56.884 [SPEAKER_01]: I think he might have won a national championship in college at Duke. 53:57.744 --> 54:03.427 [SPEAKER_01]: And he was a huge deal for us at least, and he was like one of the faces of the league in the mid-90s. 54:03.527 --> 54:05.107 [SPEAKER_01]: That's right around the time, yeah. 54:05.428 --> 54:10.570 [SPEAKER_01]: Shack was just about to take over, you know, it was a fun time in basketball. 54:14.992 --> 54:16.513 [SPEAKER_01]: I, yeah, I would've still been on the magic. 54:16.533 --> 54:29.880 [SPEAKER_06]: I think at this time, at no point, do I feel like the catchphrase for this show ever had anything other than it's, I guess, alternate meeting. 54:35.703 --> 54:42.007 [SPEAKER_06]: How could it be anything other than an angel molesting you get touched by an angel? 54:42.933 --> 54:46.194 [SPEAKER_01]: We were more honest, pure time back in the 90s, Chan. 54:46.214 --> 54:47.375 [SPEAKER_01]: We didn't think like that. 54:47.895 --> 54:48.175 [SPEAKER_06]: Really? 54:48.195 --> 54:53.778 [SPEAKER_01]: It was far more monstrous than it is now, but we didn't think like that in our media. 54:58.560 --> 55:01.101 [SPEAKER_01]: Anyway, that is the adventures of Hyperman. 55:01.401 --> 55:09.785 [SPEAKER_01]: My trio of choices comes to a triumpfent end of sorts in that it's over and they're feeling good about it. 55:11.368 --> 55:18.815 [SPEAKER_01]: Chen you've you've I saw earlier that you put some things on the calendar do I dare to dream what's coming. 55:19.936 --> 55:25.522 [SPEAKER_06]: Oh, I looked at Phil hardnages career and I was like, you know what, let's

just put a bunch of morn here. 55:25.542 --> 55:26.062 [SPEAKER_06]: Let's see. 55:27.403 --> 55:28.184 [SPEAKER_01]: I don't know who that is. 55:29.625 --> 55:36.312 [SPEAKER_06]: He's the guy who wrote the double dragon. 55:37.013 --> 55:37.553 [SPEAKER_01]: Oh, very good. 55:37.673 --> 55:37.993 [SPEAKER_01]: Okay. 55:38.354 --> 55:42.075 [SPEAKER_06]: I who came up with looks queues me, princess. 55:42.275 --> 55:43.196 [SPEAKER_06]: Oh, no. 55:43.296 --> 55:45.056 [SPEAKER_00]: Some might call him harnage the carnage. 55:46.477 --> 55:46.757 [SPEAKER_06]: Who? 55:47.377 --> 55:47.937 [SPEAKER_00]: You know, some. 55:49.398 --> 55:51.619 [SPEAKER_01]: You know, people are saying, Chan, just like on Fox News. 55:51.899 --> 55:56.661 [SPEAKER_00]: Yeah, it's it's the the same people who are finding porn in Snumps are saying it. 55:57.581 --> 55:57.902 [SPEAKER_06]: Uh-huh. 55:58.062 --> 55:59.422 [SPEAKER_00]: This is probably why you don't know about it. 56:00.563 --> 56:00.983 [SPEAKER_06]: I see. 56:01.343 --> 56:04.844 [SPEAKER_01]: I do see you've picked three episodes and the third one is Hello Kitty. 56:04.904 --> 56:05.685 [SPEAKER_01]: So here's the deal. 56:05.805 --> 56:06.205 [SPEAKER_01]: I'm ready. 56:07.710 --> 56:08.690 [SPEAKER_01]: We'll see how it goes. 56:09.011 --> 56:10.331 [SPEAKER_01]: I'm excitedly ready for that. 56:10.431 --> 56:12.432 [SPEAKER_01]: I dressed as Hello Kitty for character day. 56:12.852 --> 56:17.174 [SPEAKER_01]: I truthfully dressed as Caromie at work for Hello Kitty day. 56:17.814 --> 56:23.997 [SPEAKER_06]: You all have a complete set of the Hello Kitty X God Zilatois yet. 56:24.037 --> 56:25.197 [SPEAKER_01]: We have one or two of them. 56:25.678 --> 56:26.298 [SPEAKER_01]: They're excellent. 56:27.113 --> 56:31.096 [SPEAKER_06]: We're still missing Ghidorah Kerofi, but other than that. 56:31.116 --> 56:31.477 [SPEAKER_01]: Pretty good. 56:31.917 --> 56:34.579 [SPEAKER_01]: Oh, did you see in this McDonald's commercial at the end of Hyper-Man? 56:34.599 --> 56:40.384 [SPEAKER_01]: They had like miniature full Barbies, like in, like, I feel like we're getting ripped off these days. 56:42.005 --> 56:46.709 [SPEAKER_06]: I mean, wait, like miniature full Barbie. 56:47.169 --> 56:49.631 [SPEAKER_01]: They're like, in actual, they're not like a scaled down Barbie. 56:49.651 --> 56:52.334 [SPEAKER_01]: It's like a full Barbie, but a smaller sized version of them. 56:54.295 --> 56:56.457 [SPEAKER_01]: I mean, a bad for a two-dollar happy meal. 56:57.444 --> 57:02.287 [SPEAKER_06]: Yeah, yeah, I guess my new friend from Japan is coming. 57:02.307 --> 57:05.069 [SPEAKER_06]: I heard that and I'm like, oh boy, here we go. 57:07.271 --> 57:09.292 [SPEAKER_00]: What if they come from Japan? 57:09.452 --> 57:10.433 [SPEAKER_00]: What if she is there? 57:10.813 --> 57:12.514 [SPEAKER_06]: It's fucking yellow face Barbie, great. 57:13.755 --> 57:18.158 [SPEAKER_01]: Oh, look, I mean, look, this is the representation. 57:18.178 --> 57:24.202 [SPEAKER_01]: You were kidding at least there was something channel isn't that better than nothing, which had been the previous eternity. 57:27.028 --> 57:29.749 [SPEAKER_06]: Um, I know. 57:29.909 --> 57:33.590 [SPEAKER_01]: An Asian Barbie is better than what they were doing on Scooby-Doo 20 years earlier. 57:33.610 --> 57:38.531 [SPEAKER_06]: I thank God for small steps forward, I guess. 57:39.731 --> 57:41.292 [SPEAKER_01]: This is why representation matters. 57:43.252 --> 57:44.753 [SPEAKER_04]: I go and cheap. 57:44.773 --> 57:45.353 [SPEAKER_04]: Always near. 57:45.793 --> 57:46.253 [SPEAKER_04]: I'm right here. 57:59.293 --> 58:03.076 [SPEAKER_04]: I love seeing that, everyone! 58:03.356 --> 58:04.457 [UNKNOWN]: Oh Lord! 58:04.617 --> 58:07.399 [UNKNOWN]: Ha ha ha, all right!