النص الكامل لحلقة Serial Killer Arrested, Hollywood Focus Groups with Chris Franjola

00:04:36.000 from under it. And she wants to help these victims 72 00:04:36.139 --> 00:04:39.300 any way she can. That is what I've heard. So 73 00:04:39.339 --> 00:04:42.779 hopefully there will be some resolve. Hopefully these people will 74 00:04:42.819 --> 00:04:46.779 get their money. And, you know, she's this was a 75 00:04:46.839 --> 00:04:50.230 great move for her. And I believe it was genuine. 76 00:04:50.310 --> 00:04:54.189 She stayed several hours and people enjoyed the ice cream. Okay. 77 00:04:54.689 --> 00:04:57.329 I watched The Real Housewives of New York, the new cast. 78 00:04:57.930 --> 00:05:00.829 There were people in the Bravo world that was like, no, 79 00:05:00.889 --> 00:05:03.449 we don't like that you got rid of the entire 80 00:05:03.769 --> 00:05:08.240 Real Housewives of New York cast that we've loved. The Ramona, Sonia, Luann, Dorinda, 81 00:05:08.319 --> 00:05:12.639 Jill Zarek. What with these new people? What? Okay. I 82 00:05:12.680 --> 00:05:15.180 think it was a great idea. I think it was great. 83 00:05:15.620 --> 00:05:19.120 It's being very well received on my Facebook group, Juicy 84 00:05:19.139 --> 00:05:23.170 Scoop Obsessed. Many people are saying like, wow, maybe we 85 00:05:23.189 --> 00:05:27.449 need to do this with a lot of the older franchises. Again, 86 00:05:27.470 --> 00:05:30.490 I never want to see any of these women lose 87 00:05:30.529 --> 00:05:34.290 their jobs, but I do like adding, picking the best 88 00:05:34.389 --> 00:05:38.149 cities because those cities are dynamic. The backdrop of New 89 00:05:38.209 --> 00:05:41.560 York is a character in itself. I love watching movies 90 00:05:42.009 --> 00:05:45.160 and TV shows in which they're filmed in New York 91 00:05:45.850 --> 00:05:48.069 And so we get to see that with this. The 92 00:05:48.129 --> 00:05:51.740 girls are stylish. It makes me want to dress better. 93 00:05:52.629 --> 00:05:55.100 They're wearing black and they're chic. And it's like, there's 94 00:05:55.120 --> 00:05:58.620 this Jenna lines that everyone talks about. And she is 95 00:05:58.639 --> 00:06:02.160 an out lesbian. She is a mother and she is 96 00:06:02.240 --> 00:06:04.879 chic and she's 54. But the rest of the cast 97 00:06:05.500 --> 00:06:10.199 appears to be early forties at the oldest. And, you know, 98 00:06:10.240 --> 00:06:13.310 some of them have kids. One girl is like single and, 99 00:06:14.149 --> 00:06:16.209 it seems like they really do like each other. And 100 00:06:16.230 --> 00:06:18.069 I think we're going to see a season of not 101 00:06:18.100 --> 00:06:20.339 a lot of drama, but like a lot of chic fun, 102 00:06:20.920 --> 00:06:23.540 which I kind of think the Bravo world could use 103 00:06:23.600 --> 00:06:26.800 right now. And so it starts out in the beginning 104 00:06:26.839 --> 00:06:29.540 where they're kind of arguing that this one girl said, 105 00:06:30.300 --> 00:06:34.050 yet this other girl's charcuterie board sucked and cheese is 106 00:06:34.110 --> 00:06:37.009 lame and weird. That seemed to be stretched out a bit. 107 00:06:37.629 --> 00:06:40.670 We never saw that on camera. That was annoying. But 108 00:06:40.889 --> 00:06:43.689 then they also talked about how They were supposed to 109 00:06:43.709 --> 00:06:45.889 have a dinner and two girls bailed and went to 110 00:06:45.910 --> 00:06:50.149 a more chic restaurant, Cipriani's, and bailed on this restaurant. 111 00:06:50.269 --> 00:06:54.290 And the two girls are like, it's not 2006. Later 112 00:06:54.329 --> 00:06:56.990 on they said it's not 2012. And they are bleeping 113 00:06:57.029 --> 00:07:01.189 the names of this restaurant that these girls felt was lame. 114 00:07:01.449 --> 00:07:06.040 They're not a D-list model. They're not like some loser 115 00:07:06.069 --> 00:07:09.480 that would go there. It's not 2012. I actually thought 116 00:07:09.600 --> 00:07:13.610 that was kind of a great argument. for women of 117 00:07:13.649 --> 00:07:18.779 a certain socioeconomic social structure and that that might happen 118 00:07:18.819 --> 00:07:20.939 where people are like, ew. Like, we've done that with 119 00:07:20.980 --> 00:07:24.319 girls' dinners where we're like, what? Again? Why is she 120 00:07:24.339 --> 00:07:26.949 picking that place? It fucking sucks. Do you want to 121 00:07:26.990 --> 00:07:30.009 say anything? No, let's not say anything. I just wanted 122 00:07:30.050 --> 00:07:31.870 to call you and get off the group chat because 123 00:07:31.889 --> 00:07:34.370 I'm just like, ugh. Like, if we're going to go out, 124 00:07:34.410 --> 00:07:35.930 if I'm going to get a sitter, can we please 125 00:07:35.949 --> 00:07:39.610 try to get a hipper spot? Like, I liked that. Again, 126 00:07:39.629 --> 00:07:41.709 I would have liked to see that on camera, but 127 00:07:42.230 --> 00:07:46.759 it wasn't. Anyway, people think it's the restaurant catch based 128 00:07:46.839 --> 00:07:49.899 on how they spoke, what they said. I don't know 129 00:07:49.939 --> 00:07:52.740 what restaurant it was. Anyone can invite me to catch 130 00:07:53.120 --> 00:07:57.120 any day or towel or whatever restaurant was hip and 131 00:07:57.199 --> 00:07:59.930 I believe still great today. I don't care. A meal 132 00:07:59.970 --> 00:08:02.110 is a meal. I'm with the other girls. So that 133 00:08:02.149 --> 00:08:04.610 was really well received. People are loving it. They're rich. 134 00:08:04.629 --> 00:08:08.160 They're chic. They're young. It's fun. And I'm so grateful 135 00:08:08.600 --> 00:08:12.680 that they didn't put some of these girls and put 136 00:08:12.720 --> 00:08:15.680 them with like Ramona and Luann and Sonia and try 137 00:08:15.699 --> 00:08:18.500 to mesh them together the way they did with Ebony 138 00:08:18.620 --> 00:08:21.980 and Leah. It didn't work. It was a disaster. They've 139 00:08:22.019 --> 00:08:26.209 learned their lesson. The women have to be– if they're 140 00:08:26.250

--> 00:08:30.240 not already friends– They would be friends based on their age, 141 00:08:30.319 --> 00:08:34.620 what they do for a living, their socioeconomic level. We 142 00:08:34.659 --> 00:08:37.860 want aspiration. We want beautiful homes. We want stylish things 143 00:08:37.899 --> 00:08:42.519 we haven't seen before. That is what it's giving. Now, 144 00:08:42.600 --> 00:08:46.159 this girl had these earrings on, and I have them. 145 00:08:46.440 --> 00:08:49.500 They were my mother's. My mother bought them at iMagnum. 146 00:08:49.919 --> 00:08:52.759 By the way, Shannon Bedore's family owned iMagnum or had 147 00:08:52.779 --> 00:08:56.230 something to do with it, and It was a big 148 00:08:56.289 --> 00:08:59.409 purchase for her. Sold a house or something. They're Chanel 149 00:09:00.019 --> 00:09:04.399 big pearls with gold around it. They're from probably like 1986. 150 00:09:04.519 --> 00:09:06.159 And she had a pair. So I'm like, I'm going 151 00:09:06.179 --> 00:09:09.240 to wear them today because I feel like upping my 152 00:09:09.600 --> 00:09:14.210 style since watching this show. Big brawl happened on the 153 00:09:14.289 --> 00:09:18.950 set of Potomac. Apparently they were filming Real Housewives of Potomac. 154 00:09:19.690 --> 00:09:23.409 Allegedly the cameras were down, but video caught this. TMZ. 155 00:09:24.500 --> 00:09:26.860 received it and it is horrible. It is like a 156 00:09:27.019 --> 00:09:30.700 full on brawl of like pounding on someone's head. And 157 00:09:30.820 --> 00:09:34.960 this is what happened. If you're familiar with the Potomac 158 00:09:35.139 --> 00:09:38.019 or not, it was actually two friends of the main 159 00:09:38.059 --> 00:09:39.980 cast members who have been trying, I guess, to get 160 00:09:40.039 --> 00:09:44.230 on the show. And Candace, who is a main star, 161 00:09:44.299 --> 00:09:48.549 she sings. She has this husband who's a chef. He's white. 162 00:09:49.029 --> 00:09:52.250 Last season, there was talk that he was flirty with people, 163 00:09:52.269 --> 00:09:55.470 which never proven to be true. And this one girl 164 00:09:56.190 --> 00:10:00.279 named Deborah, who was a friend of Deborah, was a 165 00:10:00.340 --> 00:10:05.000 friend of, let me see. I don't know. Deborah was 166 00:10:05.059 --> 00:10:08.639 a friend of one of the other girls, Ashley Darby. 167 00:10:08.710 --> 00:10:11.929 She was a friend of Ashley Darby's. And She said 168 00:10:11.970 --> 00:10:15.429 all last season that Candace's husband was hitting on her. 169 00:10:16.129 --> 00:10:19.929 And it really reminded me a lot of Jamie Foxx's 170 00:10:19.990 --> 00:10:22.970 character in In Living Color who was like had this 171 00:10:23.029 --> 00:10:26.529 face and was cross-eyed. But the joke was that the 172 00:10:26.590 --> 00:10:29.389 character thought that she was like everyone wanted her and 173 00:10:29.450 --> 00:10:32.330 she was so hot. She had like this unbelievable confidence. 174 00:10:32.870 --> 00:10:34.470 And that's the way I felt like this girl was 175 00:10:34.509 --> 00:10:36.240 in the show. Like she just was like, well, you know, 176 00:10:36.250 --> 00:10:39.710 when you look like this, everybody wants you. So Candace 177 00:10:39.730 --> 00:10:43.429 confronts her. Allegedly, this is what started the fight. And 178 00:10:43.750 --> 00:10:49.490 then this other friend of, named Kiana, walked in and 179 00:10:49.529 --> 00:10:52.610 got herself involved. And the two of them started brawling. 180 00:10:52.629 --> 00:10:56.419 The two friends of, not even real cast members, started brawling. 181 00:10:56.500 --> 00:11:00.500 I mean, pounding on heads, rolling on the ground. Other 182 00:11:00.799 --> 00:11:05.279 cast members tried to break it up. And so, but 183 00:11:05.320 --> 00:11:10.360 they're saying that... Who threw the first punch first? The 184 00:11:10.440 --> 00:11:12.919 other girl threw it and then the Deborah. Who cares? 185 00:11:13.279 --> 00:11:16.639 It is pretty disturbing. It's pretty awful. It's pretty lowbrow. 186 00:11:16.779 --> 00:11:23.029 It's giving girls, you know, bad girls club. But, you know, well, 187 00:11:23.169 --> 00:11:25.250 now people are going to want to watch. Was this 188 00:11:25.289 --> 00:11:27.429 fight really necessary? It seemed like it came out of 189 00:11:27.470 --> 00:11:32.100 nowhere when you watched the video. Kim Zolciak and her husband, Croy, 190 00:11:32.159 --> 00:11:37.440 are back together. Radar Online has released all the body 191 00:11:37.480 --> 00:11:39.779 cam videos from the police that have been called to 192 00:11:39.799 --> 00:11:44.279 their house when they were fighting over Kim's handbags. She 193 00:11:44.320 --> 00:11:46.679 was trying to take all her expensive handbags in a car. 194 00:11:47.200 --> 00:11:50.519 He was saying that's community property. The cop comes and 195 00:11:50.559 --> 00:11:53.379 then the cop is just basically being a therapist to 196 00:11:53.440 --> 00:11:56.940 both of them. She's saying he's mentally ill. He's crazy. 197 00:11:57.059 --> 00:11:59.220 She says, you know what he needs to do? He 198 00:11:59.240 --> 00:12:00.940 needs to get a frickin job. He hasn't worked in 199 00:12:01.019 --> 00:12:04.259 seven years. OK, so she's bitter. about doing all of her, 200 00:12:04.799 --> 00:12:08.139 you know, selling her products and stuff online, even though 201 00:12:08.159 --> 00:12:10.350 he's filming it now. And even though she said he's 202 00:12:10.389 --> 00:12:13.450 the greatest thing ever, she's resentful that she's the one 203 00:12:13.490 --> 00:12:16.690 responsible for bringing in the initial dollars. And he no 204 00:12:16.730 --> 00:12:21.080 longer is. He's telling everybody, he's telling the cops, she 205 00:12:21.120 --> 00:12:24.220 has spent $ 1. 5 million in two years gambling. She does 206 00:12:24.259 --> 00:12:26.039 it from the moment she wakes up to the moment 207 00:12:26.059 -->

00:12:28.929 she goes to sleep. She does it online. There's no 208 00:12:28.950 --> 00:12:32.940 way to stop her. We literally have nothing but this house. 209 00:12:32.980 --> 00:12:35.419 We sleep in the same bed because I have a 210 00:12:35.440 --> 00:12:37.360 bad back and I don't want to sleep on the 211 00:12:37.379 --> 00:12:39.899 couch from playing football. And the cop is like, oh, man, 212 00:12:39.960 --> 00:12:42.570 I know I I was, you know, in Iraq and 213 00:12:42.610 --> 00:12:47.269 like they're they're kind of bonding. And so but they're 214 00:12:47.289 --> 00:12:51.350 back together now. Interesting. They they probably are not thrilled 215 00:12:51.389 --> 00:12:55.129 that this got out or maybe they did. What is 216 00:12:55.169 --> 00:12:57.509 going on? If it's not a fake kidnapping, it's a 217 00:12:57.529 --> 00:13:00.269 fake divorce. What came first, a fake divorce or fake kidnapping? 218 00:13:00.710 --> 00:13:02.129 I don't know. We're going to get into that later 219 00:13:02.169 --> 00:13:09.110 in the show. Mauricio, speaking of fake divorces, and Kyle, 220 00:13:09.809 --> 00:13:11.889 Erica Jane said, you're going to see it come out 221 00:13:11.929 --> 00:13:13.879 in the show. I'm going to let her speak for herself. 222 00:13:14.000 --> 00:13:17.500 But no, they're not getting divorced. Meanwhile, he's doing thirst traps. 223 00:13:17.940 --> 00:13:20.620 He's posting photos of his good body working out in 224 00:13:20.639 --> 00:13:22.909 the gym. You know, I'm sure if I had a 225 00:13:22.929 --> 00:13:25.000 listing with Mauricio, I was like, well, could you at 226 00:13:25.009 --> 00:13:27.500 least do a slideshow of my backyard? Because it's been 227 00:13:27.529 --> 00:13:30.159 on the market for three months. I don't know. But 228 00:13:30.539 --> 00:13:34.720 the landscape of his chest was pretty nice. Real Housewives 229 00:13:34.840 --> 00:13:37.519 of O.C. That's been on for a while. It seems 230 00:13:37.559 --> 00:13:40.320 like it's been about three months since they've been in Montana. 231 00:13:40.360 --> 00:13:43.679 They took the girls from the O.C. to Montana. It's 232 00:13:43.740 --> 00:13:46.580 very much a simple life. It's very, very much Luann 233 00:13:46.659 --> 00:13:51.009 and Sonia go to Crappy Lake. So they're trying to, 234 00:13:51.210 --> 00:13:54.870 you know, shovel shit and eat elk or I don't know. 235 00:13:55.450 --> 00:13:58.190 The only juicy thing about it is that there's this 236 00:13:58.269 --> 00:14:01.990 new girl named Jen who clearly has only been asked 237 00:14:02.009 --> 00:14:04.710 to be on the show because she met her husband 238 00:14:04.830 --> 00:14:08.509 at Tamara's gym. He's known as the town, you know, 239 00:14:08.529 --> 00:14:14.149 philandering cheat guy who's never been married. And she met 240 00:14:14.190 --> 00:14:16.190 him and started dating him and seeing him while she 241 00:14:16.230 --> 00:14:19.009 was still married. So everyone has

a problem with that. 242 00:14:20.090 --> 00:14:25.029 But then Tamara says that when he first came to 243 00:14:25.049 --> 00:14:27.669 the gym, her friend told her that he pointed at 244 00:14:27.710 --> 00:14:30.289 Tamara and said, I'm going to F her. And the 245 00:14:30.330 --> 00:14:32.450 friend goes, well, you know, she's married to the owner 246 00:14:32.490 --> 00:14:34.379 of the gym. They own the gym together. She's happily 247 00:14:34.389 --> 00:14:36.860 married to Eddie. And he goes, I don't care. Watch me. 248 00:14:36.980 --> 00:14:40.960 I'm going to F her. According to this, according to 249 00:14:40.980 --> 00:14:47.100 the timeline, and maybe I'm missing something, Tamara then befriended Jen, 250 00:14:47.639 --> 00:14:50.830 her new boyfriend, Ryan, who said he wanted to F Tamara. 251 00:14:51.309 --> 00:14:53.730 They've gone out. They've hung out. Eddie likes them. They're 252 00:14:53.769 --> 00:14:56.830 all friends. They get on the show. And then once 253 00:14:56.870 --> 00:15:01.480 they're filming in Montana and it's boring, the pro known 254 00:15:02.019 --> 00:15:04.580 as Tamara goes, And by the way, I didn't want 255 00:15:04.600 --> 00:15:07.750 to say anything, but when your husband first came to 256 00:15:07.759 --> 00:15:10.090 the gym, he saw me first and said, I'm going 257 00:15:10.110 --> 00:15:14.590 to F her before he pursued you. So a lot 258 00:15:14.610 --> 00:15:17.009 of people are like, wow, is that a good friend 259 00:15:17.070 --> 00:15:19.570 or is that just a really good housewife? I don't know. 260 00:15:21.000 --> 00:15:25.120 But he does look a lot like Paul Nassif, this 261 00:15:25.179 --> 00:15:28.299 new guy, Ryan, who's Jen's boyfriend. He looks a lot 262 00:15:28.679 --> 00:15:32.179 like Paul Nassif, Dr. Paul Nassif from Bodged. who was 263 00:15:32.259 --> 00:15:35.559 on Real Housewives of Beverly Hills. And this is thanks 264 00:15:35.620 --> 00:15:39.490 to Bravo Breaking News. And I simply cannot see it. 265 00:15:39.840 --> 00:15:42.919 I think they absolutely look alike. So many of the 266 00:15:43.059 --> 00:15:46.659 women on OC look alike. I can't. Everybody has the 267 00:15:46.730 --> 00:15:52.509 same filler, lips, spray tan, heavy black eyelashes. I do 268 00:15:52.590 --> 00:15:55.350 like that about Real Housewives of New York. I like 269 00:15:55.389 --> 00:15:59.190 their makeup. I like their style. It is kind of refreshing. 270 00:15:59.629 --> 00:16:02.309 But that's what's cool about it. This is the New York. 271 00:16:02.330 --> 00:16:04.730 This is the East Coast. This is the West Coast. 272 00:16:05.149 --> 00:16:07.870 You can pick and choose what you like from either, 273 00:16:08.529 --> 00:16:13.610 but hopefully it's not those heavy, awful lashes. Okay, you guys. 274 00:16:14.049 --> 00:16:17.009 Now let's bring in your favorite, Chris Frangiola, and get 275 00:16:17.049 --> 00:16:19.549 into all the hot, hot topics that have been happening 276 00:16:19.580 --> 00:16:23.100 in the news. Let's do it. Hello and welcome to 277 00:16:23.159 --> 00:16:28.870 Juicy Scoop. As promised, the favorite, Chris Frangiola. 278 00:16:29.009 --> 00:16:29.379 Yeah. 279 00:16:29.409 --> 00:16:29.899 Tanned. 280 00:16:30.419 --> 00:16:33.200 Looking rich. That's what I was going for. 281 00:16:33.220 --> 00:16:36.820 Looking 1%. Looking generational wealth. 282 00:16:37.000 --> 00:16:37.440 Thank you. 283 00:16:37.480 --> 00:16:40.450 Fresh from Montauk for two weeks. 284 00:16:40.470 --> 00:16:41.970 Welcome back to. 285 00:16:42.470 --> 00:16:45.029 The Peasant Studio of Juicy Scoop. 286 00:16:45.049 --> 00:16:46.769 Well, not only is it a Peasant Studio, it's a 287 00:16:46.830 --> 00:16:50.070 family-run operation here at Juicy Scoop. And I've never seen 288 00:16:50.110 --> 00:16:53.549 it more family-run than it's currently what just happened leading 289 00:16:53.610 --> 00:16:57.679 up to now. I mean, it's like being... I feel 290 00:16:57.700 --> 00:17:00.950 like I'm... I'm filming like a reality show about a 291 00:17:01.110 --> 00:17:05.430 family that's not doing well. And I'm like the cameraman 292 00:17:05.470 --> 00:17:06.789 who's just trying to stay out of the way. 293 00:17:09.369 --> 00:17:11.910 Well, one thing, as you know, in the growth of 294 00:17:11.950 --> 00:17:15.319 the eight years of Juicy Scoop, you once said, you 295 00:17:17.190 --> 00:17:20.720 had to come to the old studio. You came to Calabasas. 296 00:17:20.740 --> 00:17:22.099 You came to our little studio. 297 00:17:22.119 --> 00:17:23.200 Bedrooms, different bedrooms. 298 00:17:23.220 --> 00:17:27.910 Different bedrooms, kitchen, living room. And you said... I feel 299 00:17:27.930 --> 00:17:31.170 like I'm the guinea pig. And so now we do 300 00:17:31.230 --> 00:17:32.230 treat you as the guinea pig. 301 00:17:32.289 --> 00:17:32.950 Which is fine. 302 00:17:32.990 --> 00:17:36.450 So we're trying something new a little bit production-wise today. 303 00:17:36.730 --> 00:17:38.539 And you're the person we're going to try it out on. 304 00:17:38.539 --> 00:17:43.019 There's a lot of screaming through the walls. So far 305 00:17:43.039 --> 00:17:44.440 it seems to be working smoothly. 306 00:17:45.000 --> 00:17:48.819 Whatever. It's about the content. It's about the juicy content. 307 00:17:48.839 --> 00:17:50.619 You guys don't need to know what happens behind the scenes. 308 00:17:50.640 --> 00:17:51.759 And we both look cute. 309 00:17:52.180 --> 00:17:52.660 We're trying. 310 00:17:54.079 --> 00:17:57.319 I had a great weekend. And Trina Turk... makes this 311 00:17:58.099 --> 00:18:01.819 cute sweater and short set. And I went to the 312 00:18:01.839 --> 00:18:05.460 Reagan Library with Brandon for the Auschwitz exhibit. 313 00:18:05.619 --> 00:18:06.019 Yeah. 314 00:18:06.200 --> 00:18:07.220 And I wore this. 315 00:18:07.240 --> 00:18:09.779 Yeah, that's a little much. 316 00:18:09.920 --> 00:18:11.839 I knew

people would love it, but I didn't want 317 00:18:11.859 --> 00:18:13.829 to say, hey, this is what I'm wearing. 318 00:18:14.009 --> 00:18:15.160 At the Auschwitz exhibit. 319 00:18:15.269 --> 00:18:18.349 Yeah, but a lot of people commented just in me saying, hey, 320 00:18:18.390 --> 00:18:22.190 go see this exhibit. It was really great. People were like, 321 00:18:22.230 --> 00:18:24.170 where'd you get that sweater? So I'm like, okay, I 322 00:18:24.369 --> 00:18:26.900 think I'm going to wear it On Monday with Chris 323 00:18:27.160 --> 00:18:31.279 and give it a proper shout out to how cute 324 00:18:31.319 --> 00:18:31.500 it is. 325 00:18:31.559 --> 00:18:34.009 It is very cute. I don't know if I'd wear 326 00:18:34.029 --> 00:18:36.769 it at the Auschwitz exhibit, but yeah. 327 00:18:36.890 --> 00:18:40.589 Yeah. And I'm wearing these earrings, which were my mother's, 328 00:18:40.630 --> 00:18:42.430 but I saw one of the Real Housewives of New 329 00:18:42.470 --> 00:18:46.269 York was wearing them. There's a new young cast now. 330 00:18:46.670 --> 00:18:46.970 Yeah. 331 00:18:47.099 --> 00:18:48.740 And I just got off the phone with Jill Zarin. 332 00:18:49.640 --> 00:18:51.809 And I was telling her what I thought. And we 333 00:18:52.130 --> 00:18:54.750 were saying, because I already talked about this, so I 334 00:18:54.769 --> 00:18:57.569 just want to recap. But there was one girl on 335 00:18:57.609 --> 00:19:01.470 the show that left mid-filming. And I think that's why 336 00:19:01.509 --> 00:19:04.049 this first episode, it was a little confusing. They didn't 337 00:19:04.089 --> 00:19:05.890 give their big, long intros of how they all met 338 00:19:05.930 --> 00:19:08.109 each other because they had to cut around this girl 339 00:19:08.670 --> 00:19:09.849 who left abruptly. 340 00:19:09.869 --> 00:19:11.190 Why? 341 00:19:11.269 --> 00:19:14.549 Well, she was an Orthodox Jewish woman who was married. 342 00:19:15.150 --> 00:19:18.309 And she was a matchmaker. And allegedly there was a 343 00:19:18.390 --> 00:19:23.430 conversation between her and this girl who is, I forgot 344 00:19:23.450 --> 00:19:26.349 what country she's from, but she's black. Yeah. And about 345 00:19:26.450 --> 00:19:30.609 matching her. And she said, well, I'm a Jewish matchmaker. 346 00:19:31.150 --> 00:19:35.089 And the whole point is to find both people being Jewish. 347 00:19:35.490 --> 00:19:35.980 Oh, got it. 348 00:19:36.029 --> 00:19:41.509 Something got misinterpreted. Some back and forth. Something allegedly happened 349 00:19:41.670 --> 00:19:45.190 where it wasn't pleasant. It was all too much. And 350 00:19:45.230 --> 00:19:47.640 they just were like, goodbye. So now they're cutting around it. 351 00:19:47.759 --> 00:19:47.839 Okay. 352 00:19:47.859 --> 00:19:48.569 In my opinion. 353 00:19:48.730 --> 00:19:49.950 Got it. Yeah, yeah, yeah. 354 00:19:50.220 --> 00:19:52.380 It. But I'm going to be with Jill Zarin. 355 00:19:52.440 --> 00:19:53.480 But the earrings look nice. 356 00:19:53.519 --> 00:19:55.500 The earrings look nice. I'm wearing them. I'm like, this 357 00:19:55.559 --> 00:20:00.640 is chic. They're from 1986. But you were in Montauk. 358 00:20:01.240 --> 00:20:03.920 I'm going there after we do our shows. We have 359 00:20:03.960 --> 00:20:08.500 our shows at the 10th is... I forgot all the dates. 360 00:20:08.549 --> 00:20:09.569 Red Bank, New Jersey. 361 00:20:09.619 --> 00:20:11.849 Red Bank, New Jersey. Then we're doing Foxwoods. 362 00:20:11.990 --> 00:20:13.390 Foxwoods and Casino Connecticut. 363 00:20:13.410 --> 00:20:14.789 And then we're doing the Huntington. 364 00:20:14.809 --> 00:20:17.650 We're doing the Paramount Theater in Huntington, Long Island. Long Island. 365 00:20:17.670 --> 00:20:18.289 My hometown. 366 00:20:18.309 --> 00:20:18.490 Yes. 367 00:20:18.569 --> 00:20:19.150 My people. 368 00:20:19.250 --> 00:20:20.970 Chris and I are going to do all that together. 369 00:20:21.029 --> 00:20:23.960 Then I'm relaxing for the week, staying with Jill Zarin 370 00:20:24.240 --> 00:20:26.460 part of the time and with my other friend, Lisa Parker, 371 00:20:26.480 --> 00:20:28.220 who lives in Amagansett. 372 00:20:28.259 --> 00:20:30.480 Amagansett. I just was there yesterday. 373 00:20:30.980 --> 00:20:33.900 And so- listen, you're telling me all these great things. 374 00:20:34.039 --> 00:20:36.099 I'm putting it out to the juicy scoopers to hook 375 00:20:36.140 --> 00:20:37.680 me up. Like sure. I can get at least a 376 00:20:37.740 --> 00:20:40.099 reservation for a cute lunch somewhere. Cause I know it's 377 00:20:40.119 --> 00:20:40.700 going to be crazy. 378 00:20:40.720 --> 00:20:41.660 Let me just tell you this. 379 00:20:41.869 --> 00:20:42.180 Yes. 380 00:20:42.700 --> 00:20:45.049 I am just a cog in the wheel here on 381 00:20:45.089 --> 00:20:48.029 juicy scoop. I've met, there are many other gays and 382 00:20:48.049 --> 00:20:53.069 lesbians who are loved more than me on this show. And, um, True. 383 00:20:53.089 --> 00:20:55.809 I was counting out my gay and lesbian friends, and 384 00:20:56.130 --> 00:20:57.910 it is a lot, and I'm thrilled to say that. 385 00:20:57.950 --> 00:20:58.690 Well, I'll say this. 386 00:20:58.930 --> 00:21:00.650 You're probably my only straight friend. 387 00:21:00.730 --> 00:21:03.690 I know. I really am. Which is questionable. I mean, 388 00:21:03.730 --> 00:21:10.289 look at me. But I couldn't walk down the streets. Montauk, Amagansett, 389 00:21:10.349 --> 00:21:12.650 East Hampton, you name it. Juicy Scoop. 390 00:21:12.970 --> 00:21:15.690 Really? We love you. Then I've got a show in 391 00:21:16.150 --> 00:21:19.589 West Hampton's on, I think, the 18th. So I hope 392 00:21:19.630 --> 00:21:22.000 people go to that. Yeah. Yes. 393 00:21:22.230 --> 00:21:24.730 But anyway, you're going to love it. I can't believe 394 00:21:24.750 --> 00:21:25.970 this is not your world. 395 00:21:26.190 -->

00:21:29.150 It is my world. I've gone a few times because 396 00:21:29.190 --> 00:21:31.829 both my friends, Lisa and Jill, have invited me over 397 00:21:31.849 --> 00:21:34.690 the years. But I haven't been since before COVID. Yeah. 398 00:21:34.710 --> 00:21:37.329 So it's been a few years. And every time I go, 399 00:21:37.450 --> 00:21:40.750 I love it. I have to really think about my 400 00:21:40.829 --> 00:21:46.569 outfits because I want to look good. Rich, chic, generational wealth. 401 00:21:46.710 --> 00:21:46.990 Okay. 402 00:21:47.289 --> 00:21:48.190 East coast. 403 00:21:48.269 --> 00:21:49.269 Sure, sure. 404 00:21:49.789 --> 00:21:52.009 Where are you summering in Europe? Yeah. You know, that 405 00:21:52.069 --> 00:21:54.710 kind of a thing, which is completely opposite of my life. 406 00:21:55.490 --> 00:21:58.970 And so I got to be, I got to figure 407 00:21:59.009 --> 00:22:01.089 it out while still looking cute. 408 00:22:01.490 --> 00:22:04.930 Looking for a getaway that's truly special? Ireland's Blue Book 409 00:22:04.950 --> 00:22:08.569 has just what you need. From country houses to boutique hotels, 410 00:22:08.930 --> 00:22:13.490 from romantic castles to historic hideaways, relax and indulge yourself 411 00:22:13.789 --> 00:22:18.950 in award-winning dining and warm hospitality. Visit irelandsbluebook.com to plan 412 00:22:18.970 --> 00:22:20.410 your next luxury escape. 413 00:22:21.829 --> 00:22:25.049 I'm Darman, and this is What Happens Next. Each week 414 00:22:25.119 --> 00:22:28.160 on the show, I sit down with extraordinary people who 415 00:22:28.200 --> 00:22:32.519 have faced tremendous setbacks, and yet somehow have found a 416 00:22:32.539 --> 00:22:35.180 way to turn them into their greatest strengths. 417 00:22:35.240 --> 00:22:38.119 Life is one long lesson of chaos. 418 00:22:38.279 --> 00:22:40.759 I'm heading to the Emmys, and I have police complaints 419 00:22:40.799 --> 00:22:43.019 filed against me. When your free will was about to 420 00:22:43.039 --> 00:22:45.420 be taken from you, what would you do if it 421 00:22:45.460 --> 00:22:46.160 was given back? 422 00:22:46.359 --> 00:22:49.269 Where did that need come from, where you thought that 423 00:22:49.309 --> 00:22:51.309 you had to succeed in order to feel loved? 424 00:22:51.640 --> 00:22:53.220 He said, I have a work dad. I need a 425 00:22:53.259 --> 00:22:53.700 home dad. 426 00:22:53.900 --> 00:22:54.720 What happens next? 427 00:22:54.940 --> 00:22:56.220 When I came in, he started crying. 428 00:22:56.599 --> 00:23:01.039 Everybody in life encounters hardships. What defines them is not 429 00:23:01.099 --> 00:23:03.769 those hard moments that they go through. It's about what 430 00:23:03.809 --> 00:23:04.589 happens next. 431 00:23:04.990 --> 00:23:06.049 I decided to risk it all. 432 00:23:06.210 --> 00:23:08.069 I realized how valuable every day was. 433 00:23:08.089 --> 00:23:08.970 You're worth the work. 434 00:23:09.230 --> 00:23:11.150 Listen, Dara, I'm not going to pull punches. 435 00:23:11.369 --> 00:23:13.329 You can use your voice even if it's shaped. 436 00:23:13.549 --> 00:23:16.789 The stories are different, but the impact is the same. 437 00:23:16.950 --> 00:23:20.819 Only one question matters. What happens next? 438 00:23:27.359 --> 00:23:29.480 Can I tell you the hottest trend that I've noticed? Yes, 439 00:23:29.500 --> 00:23:31.220 please do. I was there two weeks, and the hottest 440 00:23:31.259 --> 00:23:35.059 trend this summer is no bra. No bra is the 441 00:23:35.099 --> 00:23:35.779 hottest trend. 442 00:23:35.640 --> 00:23:38.240 Of the summer. Is it still under? What about under-tick cleavage? 443 00:23:38.779 --> 00:23:40.160 I haven't seen a lot of under-tick cleavage. 444 00:23:40.200 --> 00:23:40.920 Just no bra. 445 00:23:40.980 --> 00:23:43.210 No bra. Just nips cold. And I happened to mention 446 00:23:43.230 --> 00:23:44.809 it to my wife. I'm like, I'm noticing a lot 447 00:23:44.829 --> 00:23:47.390 of this. She goes, oh, yeah. That's this. She goes, 448 00:23:47.529 --> 00:23:51.950 you won't see a bra strap in this summer anywhere. 449 00:23:52.269 --> 00:23:54.029 What was the era of burning the bra? 450 00:23:54.359 --> 00:23:57.359 Yeah, like whatever, Gloria Steinem. 451 00:23:57.380 --> 00:23:58.920 So leave my bras at home. 452 00:23:59.720 --> 00:24:01.190 I guess, you know. 453 00:24:01.250 --> 00:24:04.450 Leave my nipple. Like who needs a silicone nipple cover? 454 00:24:04.490 --> 00:24:06.309 You want hard nipples perking. 455 00:24:06.509 --> 00:24:08.210 That's what you want, hard nipples perking. 456 00:24:08.269 --> 00:24:09.430 Okay, I can do that. 457 00:24:09.869 --> 00:24:10.779 That's what I noticed. 458 00:24:10.799 --> 00:24:13.319 Because I keep those nipple covers for so long that 459 00:24:13.339 --> 00:24:16.140 they lose all their stickiness. You're supposed to only wear 460 00:24:16.160 --> 00:24:17.559 them like three times, but you know me, I'm a 461 00:24:17.579 --> 00:24:20.829 cheap bitch. So then all of a sudden you're walking 462 00:24:20.849 --> 00:24:23.069 through the night and you realize one is gone. One 463 00:24:23.130 --> 00:24:24.269 nips just like Lincoln. 464 00:24:24.430 --> 00:24:25.190 That's not generational. 465 00:24:25.509 --> 00:24:26.630 And one is still on. 466 00:24:27.269 --> 00:24:28.519 That's not generational wealth. 467 00:24:28.670 --> 00:24:29.150 No, no. 468 00:24:29.190 --> 00:24:30.420 Nipple covers are sliding off. 469 00:24:30.980 --> 00:24:31.980 Okay. Got it. 470 00:24:32.000 --> 00:24:33.420 Well, good. Have fun. 471 00:24:33.440 --> 00:24:36.400 What about like flowy? Is it long flowy dresses? Is 472 00:24:36.500 --> 00:24:40.180 it still white jeans and like a tennis shoe? What 473 00:24:40.339 --> 00:24:43.160 is it? Can I be at all like slutty lady 474 00:24:43.289 --> 00:24:45.309 in too short of a skirt or absolutely not? That 475 00:24:45.329 -->

00:24:46.349 screams Ramona Singer. 476 00:24:47.279 --> 00:24:48.500 I didn't see a lot of shoes. You know what 477 00:24:48.519 --> 00:24:50.420 you're seeing, and I never see you wear this, but 478 00:24:50.440 --> 00:24:53.009 I think you should. Okay, please do. It's like that 479 00:24:53.240 --> 00:24:58.049 kind of larger boyfriend jean type situation rolled. I'm telling you, 480 00:24:58.349 --> 00:25:02.809 that's where it's at. It looks good. Big, chunky shoe. 481 00:25:02.910 --> 00:25:03.859 Have some fun with it. 482 00:25:03.930 --> 00:25:07.779 A chunky shoe with my tiny ankles looks horrific. 483 00:25:07.839 --> 00:25:09.960 Well, all right. I'm just letting you know what's going 484 00:25:10.059 --> 00:25:14.839 on out there. You know? The Jessica Seinfelds of the world. 485 00:25:14.859 --> 00:25:18.200 From the fashionistas who know my body, can I have 486 00:25:18.240 --> 00:25:21.910 some other suggestions besides a giant boyfriend jean? So you're 487 00:25:21.930 --> 00:25:24.930 telling me giant boyfriend jean, giant chunky. 488 00:25:24.950 --> 00:25:26.750 Not that one. Not the giant boyfriend jean that's like 489 00:25:26.789 --> 00:25:27.450 pulled up to your. 490 00:25:27.529 --> 00:25:30.190 No, low, low. Which I don't have a great flat stomach. 491 00:25:30.650 --> 00:25:35.579 And then a wife beater tank. Yes. Nothing else. 492 00:25:35.740 --> 00:25:37.220 Yes. Now you're talking. 493 00:25:37.960 --> 00:25:39.019 Cool sunglasses. 494 00:25:39.079 --> 00:25:42.150 Now you're going to be... accepted everywhere. You can go from, see, 495 00:25:42.210 --> 00:25:45.329 here's the thing with Montauk and the Hamptons. There are several, 496 00:25:45.390 --> 00:25:47.130 you could go from everywhere. There's a place called the 497 00:25:47.170 --> 00:25:49.250 Montauket that everyone goes for sunset. 498 00:25:49.490 --> 00:25:49.829 Okay. 499 00:25:49.910 --> 00:25:51.650 And it's hip and it's fun, but it's just a 500 00:25:51.990 --> 00:25:52.890 shitty beach bar. 501 00:25:53.089 --> 00:25:53.410 Okay. 502 00:25:53.450 --> 00:25:55.990 You could go from there down to Durier's, which is 503 00:25:56.009 --> 00:25:58.710 like the, I mean, literally the, the, the prime minister 504 00:25:58.730 --> 00:26:00.259 of France pulling up on a yacht. 505 00:26:00.539 --> 00:26:02.660 Voulez-vous coucher avec moi ce soir? 506 00:26:02.940 --> 00:26:05.059 That kind of stuff. So, and you could do both. 507 00:26:05.259 --> 00:26:07.440 You could, you could, you know, you could move throughout. 508 00:26:07.809 --> 00:26:10.069 That's what, you know, I'm just telling you these are 509 00:26:10.109 --> 00:26:11.569 the things that get you both places. 510 00:26:11.789 --> 00:26:12.029 Well. 511 00:26:12.269 --> 00:26:14.970 Scarpetta Beach and Gurney's. There's a girl who hooked me 512 00:26:15.049 --> 00:26:17.650 up with it on Juicy Scooper. 513 00:26:18.990 --> 00:26:22.130 I'm going by myself after you leave. I'll be by 514 00:26:22.170 --> 00:26:27.049 myself with my girlfriends. I will be living a open 515 00:26:27.089 --> 00:26:29.109 marriage that week. I haven't told Peter. 516 00:26:29.130 --> 00:26:29.690 He doesn't care. 517 00:26:31.069 --> 00:26:32.630 No, but I'm not going to be doing that. But 518 00:26:32.690 --> 00:26:35.619 I am going to be looking for... Whatever comes my way. 519 00:26:35.640 --> 00:26:37.700 Can I tell you one tragedy that happened while we 520 00:26:37.720 --> 00:26:38.000 were there? 521 00:26:38.019 --> 00:26:38.339 Please. 522 00:26:38.380 --> 00:26:39.529 Sadly. Not a real tragedy. 523 00:26:39.549 --> 00:26:39.700 Okay. 524 00:26:41.049 --> 00:26:43.630 We were over on Shelter Island, which is around, like, 525 00:26:43.690 --> 00:26:47.109 across from Sag Harbor. And there's a hotel there called, like, 526 00:26:47.190 --> 00:26:49.589 Sunset Beach Hotel or something. It's a cool little spot. 527 00:26:50.190 --> 00:26:52.569 I'd never been there before. I've always read about it. 528 00:26:52.569 --> 00:26:52.970 I wanted to go. 529 00:26:53.329 --> 00:26:53.509 Yeah. 530 00:26:53.829 --> 00:26:56.829 Anyway, we make a reservation. And it's a scene. It's 531 00:26:56.890 --> 00:26:58.880 a scene. It's a Euro trashy kind of scene. 532 00:26:58.910 --> 00:26:59.579 I kind of like that. 533 00:26:59.599 --> 00:27:01.259 But fun. I know. But in a good way. 534 00:27:01.400 --> 00:27:01.640 Okay. Okay. 535 00:27:02.579 --> 00:27:06.099 Anyway, I have two people with us. I'm not going 536 00:27:06.119 --> 00:27:07.359 to say any more than that, but two people with 537 00:27:07.380 --> 00:27:09.299 us who aren't as hip as me. I like to 538 00:27:09.319 --> 00:27:09.819 think I am. 539 00:27:09.920 --> 00:27:10.240 Okay. 540 00:27:10.299 --> 00:27:12.369 Or my wife. Anyway. 541 00:27:12.589 --> 00:27:14.049 Dragging you. Yeah. 542 00:27:14.190 --> 00:27:16.069 They got a lot of sunscreen on their face. 543 00:27:16.109 --> 00:27:17.250 Oh, God. They didn't rub it in? 544 00:27:17.329 --> 00:27:21.289 No. We look like Casper the Friendly Goat. Just all 545 00:27:21.390 --> 00:27:26.019 over his face. And whatever. Cargo shorts. Flip-flop. I know. 546 00:27:26.079 --> 00:27:26.599 The whole thing. 547 00:27:26.900 --> 00:27:27.119 Yeah. 548 00:27:27.940 --> 00:27:28.380 Anyway. 549 00:27:28.660 --> 00:27:30.420 Looks like they just got off the Carnival Cruise. 550 00:27:31.640 --> 00:27:35.380 Exactly. They might as well be wearing matching Disney jackets. 551 00:27:36.660 --> 00:27:39.859 They got a shirt that says, ship happens. They're all 552 00:27:39.900 --> 00:27:41.000 wearing it. 553 00:27:41.000 --> 00:27:43.730 100%. You know exactly what I'm talking about. 554 00:27:44.509 --> 00:27:45.769 This is tough. I know. 555 00:27:45.930 --> 00:27:47.630 So how far ahead do you watch? We pull up 556 00:27:47.650 --> 00:27:51.450 to the parking lot, and now I'm taking it all in. 557 00:27:51.589 --> 00:27:53.690 I got my whole, I

got what I want on, 558 00:27:53.710 --> 00:27:56.779 my sunglasses, everything's right. And I'm taking it all in, 559 00:27:57.019 --> 00:27:59.440 and I see them making a beeline to the hostess stand. 560 00:27:59.720 --> 00:28:00.759 And I'm like, what are they doing? 561 00:28:01.069 --> 00:28:01.269 What? 562 00:28:01.349 --> 00:28:03.890 I told my wife. I said, what? Stop them. I'll 563 00:28:03.910 --> 00:28:04.509 do the talking. 564 00:28:04.529 --> 00:28:04.990 Yes. 565 00:28:05.910 --> 00:28:08.190 They had already beat us to it. They were like, oh, 566 00:28:08.210 --> 00:28:10.549 we have a table for, I mean, you thought they 567 00:28:10.569 --> 00:28:14.319 were at Applebee's. And, oh, no. And they gave us 568 00:28:14.359 --> 00:28:17.119 a table because they were dealing with sunscreen face. 569 00:28:17.599 --> 00:28:18.000 Yeah. 570 00:28:18.019 --> 00:28:20.680 You know, they give us a table, no umbrella by 571 00:28:20.700 --> 00:28:25.279 the bathroom. And I'm like, it's because they did the talking. Anyway. 572 00:28:25.849 --> 00:28:28.970 Well, recently that happened to me where we got there. 573 00:28:29.009 --> 00:28:33.450 Our friends already got there. And, um, and my friend 574 00:28:33.569 --> 00:28:36.380 Liz said, I think we can, I don't like this table. 575 00:28:36.559 --> 00:28:39.079 We were right by the bar and the bathroom in 576 00:28:39.119 --> 00:28:39.539 the corner. 577 00:28:39.779 --> 00:28:40.059 Yeah. 578 00:28:40.500 --> 00:28:43.680 And I said, you know what? I'm going to see 579 00:28:43.700 --> 00:28:46.880 if we can. And I just very nicely said, Hey, I'm, 580 00:28:47.819 --> 00:28:49.640 I'm not in love with my table. Don't know if 581 00:28:49.660 --> 00:28:51.759 it's possible, but do you think we could do any better? 582 00:28:52.400 --> 00:28:53.829 And she looked me up and down and she goes, yes, 583 00:28:53.880 --> 00:28:55.690 I do think we could do better. Yeah. And we 584 00:28:55.710 --> 00:28:57.549 did do better. See? We got the best table in 585 00:28:57.569 --> 00:28:58.109 the house. Yeah. 586 00:28:58.529 --> 00:29:00.789 I know. You gotta let, you gotta let the, The 587 00:29:00.809 --> 00:29:03.710 people who know what they're doing do the talking. Yeah. Well, 588 00:29:03.750 --> 00:29:07.849 I did try and make it better. And this hotel 589 00:29:07.910 --> 00:29:09.170 is owned by Andre Balazs. 590 00:29:09.190 --> 00:29:10.089 Oh, our old friend. 591 00:29:10.150 --> 00:29:10.589 Our old friend. 592 00:29:10.609 --> 00:29:13.089 He vacationed with Andre Balazs when he was dating Chelsea. 593 00:29:13.109 --> 00:29:14.710 So I told them that. 594 00:29:15.289 --> 00:29:17.910 Did you tell him that he had Chewy right on 595 00:29:17.950 --> 00:29:20.630 his back to get from the boat to the sand? 596 00:29:20.670 --> 00:29:23.099 He treated Chewy as if he was like, you know, whatever. 597 00:29:23.240 --> 00:29:23.400 But. 598 00:29:25.130 --> 00:29:26.769 so i went up to the hostess and this woman 599 00:29:26.789 --> 00:29:29.200 had obviously heard this line a million. 600 00:29:28.930 --> 00:29:30.400 Times in the last ten years i'm friends with andre. 601 00:29:30.279 --> 00:29:32.000 Yeah yeah yeah i was like is this still andre's 602 00:29:32.039 --> 00:29:34.299 place yes it is i'm like is andre i'm a 603 00:29:34.319 --> 00:29:36.750 friend and she's like she looked at me like yeah 604 00:29:36.950 --> 00:29:39.109 you and everyone else like go back to your table 605 00:29:39.150 --> 00:29:41.450 by the by the by the kitchen. You loser. And 606 00:29:41.470 --> 00:29:44.150 I was like, okay, thank you. 607 00:29:44.390 --> 00:29:46.339 Don't worry. We'll be leaving at 4 when the cruise 608 00:29:46.380 --> 00:29:48.019 ship takes off. We'll be at the dock. 609 00:29:48.039 --> 00:29:51.259 Exactly, right. With our hair braided. You know, you get 610 00:29:51.480 --> 00:29:54.420 the hair braided on the beach and a henna tattoo 611 00:29:54.500 --> 00:29:54.940 on our hands. 612 00:29:57.009 --> 00:30:00.490 Well, okay. Well, I'm excited to go. Reach out to me, people, 613 00:30:00.529 --> 00:30:01.269 if you've got the hookup. 614 00:30:01.289 --> 00:30:01.690 Have fun. Enjoy it. 615 00:30:01.690 --> 00:30:03.369 I'm excited to go. It's the greatest. 616 00:30:03.690 --> 00:30:06.980 Just breaking news. TMZ is reporting that Ariana Grande and 617 00:30:07.039 --> 00:30:10.279 Dalton Gomez are separated and headed for a divorce. 618 00:30:10.400 --> 00:30:10.779 Yes. 619 00:30:11.059 --> 00:30:14.299 She met him. They were seen making out in 2020. Yes. 620 00:30:14.380 --> 00:30:16.660 When you're not supposed to be making out. That was 621 00:30:16.680 --> 00:30:18.079 high COVID times. I don't know what the hell they 622 00:30:18.099 --> 00:30:20.750 were thinking, but they clearly both got tested and then 623 00:30:20.769 --> 00:30:22.490 started to make out. 624 00:30:23.369 --> 00:30:25.109 It said they were seen making out at a Bar 625 00:30:25.190 --> 00:30:26.230 Louie in Northridge. 626 00:30:26.470 --> 00:30:26.549 No. 627 00:30:26.950 --> 00:30:28.569 I don't know if you guys, most people know what 628 00:30:28.589 --> 00:30:30.630 a Bar Louis is. It's not, it's a good place, 629 00:30:31.059 --> 00:30:33.779 but it's like a chain of like bar restaurants. 630 00:30:33.819 --> 00:30:35.619 That was like the only one, the only place open 631 00:30:35.720 --> 00:30:36.099 or something. 632 00:30:36.119 --> 00:30:38.619 They're usually open late, so like after comedy shows, if 633 00:30:38.660 --> 00:30:40.019 you're playing like some shitty cities. 634 00:30:40.039 --> 00:30:41.180 Mine was TGI Fridays. 635 00:30:41.240 --> 00:30:43.059 Yeah, well, it's a similar vibe. 636 00:30:43.079 --> 00:30:44.680 We would always go there after I did like a 637 00:30:44.740 --> 00:30:46.619 play at my high school, Louisville, because it would be 638 00:30:46.640 --> 00:30:48.019 the only place that'd be open.

639 00:30:47.849 --> 00:30:49.970 At like 1030. Yeah, for us it was Friendly's, but 640 00:30:49.990 --> 00:30:50.509 a similar vibe. 641 00:30:50.529 --> 00:30:53.769 Yeah, I love it. Anyway, they said they're going to 642 00:30:53.789 --> 00:30:55.509 remain good friends, blah, blah, blah. He was like her 643 00:30:55.549 --> 00:30:56.569 realtor or something. 644 00:30:56.670 --> 00:30:56.809 Yeah. 645 00:30:57.500 --> 00:30:59.400 And, you know, she decided to marry a normie. 646 00:30:59.420 --> 00:31:03.599 It was right off the Pete Davidson engagement this happened. 647 00:31:04.099 --> 00:31:06.569 So it was never built on a solid foundation. 648 00:31:07.609 --> 00:31:10.470 She was seen at Wimbledon without a ring. And now 649 00:31:10.529 --> 00:31:12.630 it's confirmed that, like, it's kaputs. 650 00:31:13.410 --> 00:31:16.369 And she was sitting next to Andrew Garfield, I believe, 651 00:31:16.410 --> 00:31:19.109 at Wimbledon. And so the rumors were abuzz. 652 00:31:20.049 --> 00:31:20.869 So I have a prediction. 653 00:31:21.109 --> 00:31:21.470 Okay. 654 00:31:22.410 --> 00:31:27.200 This little Dalton Gomez with his real estate license. will 655 00:31:27.240 --> 00:31:31.549 be picked up either by Selling Sunset or buying Beverly 656 00:31:31.569 --> 00:31:32.720 Hills with Mauricio. 657 00:31:32.849 --> 00:31:33.480 Great idea. 658 00:31:33.529 --> 00:31:37.529 Because they like when someone has an exciting ex. Right 659 00:31:37.569 --> 00:31:41.230 now on Selling Sunset, originally they got Chris Schell because 660 00:31:41.250 --> 00:31:44.309 she was married to the Us guy. This is Us. 661 00:31:44.829 --> 00:31:47.769 Then now they have like number eight of the nine 662 00:31:47.789 --> 00:31:54.150 baby mamas of No Disrespect, whatever, Bree, whatever. She's fun 663 00:31:54.190 --> 00:31:54.549 to watch. 664 00:31:54.609 --> 00:31:55.170 Nick Cannon. 665 00:31:55.289 --> 00:31:58.369 Nick Cannon. So now he will be able to come 666 00:31:58.390 --> 00:32:02.190 and tell a good story. And also they, the Selling 667 00:32:02.230 --> 00:32:05.420 Sunset in OC had this cute guy who was married 668 00:32:05.519 --> 00:32:10.019 to the girl from Pitch Perfect. Oh. And they broke up. 669 00:32:10.680 --> 00:32:14.279 I forgot her name. They broke up. But anyway, now 670 00:32:14.339 --> 00:32:16.950 he's single. But like that, oh, Snow, Brittany Stowe. 671 00:32:16.990 --> 00:32:18.150 He was married to Brittany Stowe. I was going to 672 00:32:18.170 --> 00:32:18.509 say Phoebe Snow. 673 00:32:18.589 --> 00:32:20.329 So that was kind of juicy that he's married to 674 00:32:20.390 --> 00:32:24.089 a movie. So they like, like, Movie star Jason Realtors. 675 00:32:24.170 --> 00:32:24.450 Yeah. 676 00:32:24.730 --> 00:32:24.809 Yeah. 677 00:32:24.829 --> 00:32:25.390 That'd be great. 678 00:32:26.089 --> 00:32:29.670 So that's just going to happen. Also juicy news. They 679 00:32:29.769 --> 00:32:33.700 just announced who the golden bachelor is. ABC senior citizen 680 00:32:33.740 --> 00:32:40.400 star finally revealed he's 71 and he's absolutely a perfect catch. 681 00:32:40.940 --> 00:32:45.400 If anybody. Perfect 71. Perfect 71 to fall in love again. 682 00:32:45.900 --> 00:32:48.029 I said this. I knew it'd be a widow, not 683 00:32:48.049 --> 00:32:48.750 a divorcee. 684 00:32:48.910 --> 00:32:49.329 He's a widow. 685 00:32:49.349 --> 00:32:51.880 Had to be a widow. No. And it was the 686 00:32:51.920 --> 00:32:54.160 love of his life. It was his high school sweetheart. 687 00:32:54.200 --> 00:32:57.259 They have a few kids. Sadly, she passed away like 688 00:32:57.359 --> 00:32:59.460 six years ago, so that's a good amount of time. 689 00:32:59.480 --> 00:33:02.769 It wasn't last year. He has a beautiful house on 690 00:33:02.789 --> 00:33:06.529 the lake in Indiana. He loves the Chicago whatever, bulls 691 00:33:06.609 --> 00:33:08.190 and whatever else. Bulls and bears. 692 00:33:08.210 --> 00:33:08.910 Yeah, everything. 693 00:33:09.950 --> 00:33:14.240 Midwest, absolutely perfect. Best city in the world to come from. 694 00:33:14.480 --> 00:33:16.059 Makes you sophisticated yet normal. 695 00:33:16.079 --> 00:33:16.180 Right. 696 00:33:16.680 --> 00:33:18.380 Chicago, Chicago adjacent. 697 00:33:18.400 --> 00:33:20.920 We don't sit through the episodes where they go to 698 00:33:20.960 --> 00:33:26.509 his parents' house. They're long gone. Those are always the 699 00:33:26.529 --> 00:33:28.230 boring episodes and you got to meet the parents. 700 00:33:28.250 --> 00:33:30.369 Well, they'll go and meet the kids. I'm sure the 701 00:33:30.410 --> 00:33:33.490 kids are part of it. And so he's got grandkids 702 00:33:33.589 --> 00:33:37.539 and he plays pickleball, which I just saw this thing 703 00:33:37.579 --> 00:33:40.460 about how many people are getting injured playing pickleball because 704 00:33:41.000 --> 00:33:44.119 these people start playing it and they're still older and 705 00:33:44.140 --> 00:33:46.970 they get too aggressive with it and they fall. I 706 00:33:47.009 --> 00:33:48.390 have a wound right now. 707 00:33:48.410 --> 00:33:49.210 A pickleball wound? 708 00:33:49.670 --> 00:33:52.690 Actually, it was from tennis, but it could have been pickleball. Anyway, 709 00:33:53.109 --> 00:33:54.990 I fell because I finally got a rally going. I 710 00:33:54.990 --> 00:33:56.809 was so excited. I wasn't going to let it stop. 711 00:33:56.950 --> 00:33:57.230 Yeah. 712 00:33:57.470 --> 00:34:02.690 And I fell over my feet onto my knee and arm. So, yeah. 713 00:34:03.339 --> 00:34:05.470 Good. Well, I also heard that people are upset. 714 00:34:05.259 --> 00:34:07.599 About the noice. Oh, Jill Zarin has pickleball paddles that 715 00:34:07.640 --> 00:34:09.440 they sell. Oh, good. And they look like the Beverly 716 00:34:09.460 --> 00:34:11.139 Hills Hotel. They're very cute. 717 00:34:11.340 --> 00:34:13.300 Oh, she has a line of pickleball paddles? 718

00:34:13.420 --> 00:34:16.079 They're very cute. All right. All right. Yeah, so it's 719 00:34:16.139 --> 00:34:19.139 a very fun game, but just be careful. But I'm 720 00:34:19.179 --> 00:34:21.800 down for this. I will start to watch it. I'm 721 00:34:21.840 --> 00:34:24.519 not watching The Bachelorette, I'll be honest. I kind of 722 00:34:24.539 --> 00:34:26.820 lost interest in that. So I am sort of interested 723 00:34:26.860 --> 00:34:29.670 to see what they're going to do and if these 724 00:34:29.789 --> 00:34:31.190 women are going to be like. 725 00:34:31.309 --> 00:34:32.829 Well, that's going to be the difficult one. 726 00:34:32.989 --> 00:34:35.150 Nice or bitchy or overly sexual. 727 00:34:35.309 --> 00:34:37.389 To find a 71-year-old who looks as good as this 728 00:34:37.429 --> 00:34:38.829 guy does, at least in this picture. 729 00:34:39.119 --> 00:34:40.940 You said he was a little George Hamilton. He's a 730 00:34:40.960 --> 00:34:41.460 little tan. 731 00:34:41.539 --> 00:34:43.900 It's a little fake tan or whatever they put on 732 00:34:43.960 --> 00:34:46.250 him to prop him up. Because you know that's not 733 00:34:46.289 --> 00:34:48.329 the real look right there. You're not going to get. 734 00:34:48.969 --> 00:34:50.429 Because I did see a video of him. 735 00:34:51.309 --> 00:34:53.110 So when he's moving in real life, he seems a 736 00:34:53.170 --> 00:34:54.110 little more elderly. 737 00:34:54.309 --> 00:34:58.780 You start to see 71 a little more. Who knows? 738 00:34:58.920 --> 00:34:59.280 We'll see. 739 00:34:59.480 --> 00:35:03.320 Will there be Viagra talk? Will there be lube talk? 740 00:35:04.150 --> 00:35:05.670 Will there be hot flash talk? 741 00:35:05.710 --> 00:35:06.110 Yeah. 742 00:35:06.409 --> 00:35:09.309 Will there be whatever? I don't know. 743 00:35:09.489 --> 00:35:12.050 Do you know the– what is the age of the women? 744 00:35:12.090 --> 00:35:14.570 What's going to be the– I'm going to make a prediction. 745 00:35:14.630 --> 00:35:16.170 Like is it going to be 50 to 80? 746 00:35:16.150 --> 00:35:17.809 I'm going to say 100%. There's no way they're going 747 00:35:17.829 --> 00:35:22.110 to entertain someone under 50. I honestly think they shouldn't 748 00:35:22.190 --> 00:35:25.550 entertain anyone under 60 in my opinion. 749 00:35:25.630 --> 00:35:25.989 No. 750 00:35:26.369 --> 00:35:27.190 But I think they will. 751 00:35:27.550 --> 00:35:27.949 Yeah, you have to. 752 00:35:27.949 --> 00:35:29.530 I think they'll probably start at like 57, 58 is 753 00:35:29.550 --> 00:35:29.889 what I think. 754 00:35:32.110 --> 00:35:34.010 Oh, I think it's got to be 50 to 75. 755 00:35:34.010 --> 00:35:35.130 So you think it's going to be younger? 756 00:35:35.230 --> 00:35:35.530 Yeah. 757 00:35:35.630 --> 00:35:35.949 Okay. 758 00:35:36.030 --> 00:35:38.409 It's got to be 50 to 75. Yeah. Just to 759 00:35:38.449 --> 00:35:39.590 make it more interesting to watch. 760 00:35:39.789 --> 00:35:42.199 But, you know, with women today and, like, you know, 761 00:35:42.320 --> 00:35:45.480 it's going to be– I'm excited, actually. I think we're 762 00:35:45.500 --> 00:35:46.309 ready for this. So am I. 763 00:35:46.300 --> 00:35:47.960 I think we're ready for this. I think it's time 764 00:35:47.980 --> 00:35:49.619 to freshen up that franchise. 765 00:35:49.639 --> 00:35:49.920 Yeah. 766 00:35:50.099 --> 00:35:51.840 Yeah. 767 00:35:51.900 --> 00:35:53.599 But I wonder who they're going to get to host. 768 00:35:53.699 --> 00:35:55.719 Instead of roses, they're going to have carnations. 769 00:35:55.760 --> 00:35:58.800 This is when you bring back Chris Harrison. This is 770 00:35:58.840 --> 00:36:01.300 when you say- Enough is enough. Enough is enough. But see, 771 00:36:01.320 --> 00:36:03.880 they paid him so much that I don't even think 772 00:36:04.119 --> 00:36:08.510 he could come back. But anyway. Yeah. Who are they 773 00:36:08.530 --> 00:36:10.789 going to get? A host? Yeah. Do we know? 774 00:36:10.809 --> 00:36:13.610 I haven't heard. I think it starts tonight. So it's 775 00:36:13.829 --> 00:36:14.369 on already. 776 00:36:14.610 --> 00:36:15.449 It's not Matt Lauer? 777 00:36:18.150 --> 00:36:20.510 I don't know. Maybe an old guy. 778 00:36:20.610 --> 00:36:21.909 Amy Robach and what's his name? 779 00:36:22.289 --> 00:36:24.550 Oh, those two. What happened to those two? 780 00:36:24.739 --> 00:36:26.320 A girl just wrote me and she said, you just 781 00:36:26.380 --> 00:36:27.199 saw them jogging. 782 00:36:27.449 --> 00:36:27.590 Oh, okay. 783 00:36:27.610 --> 00:36:28.699 They're still jogging. 784 00:36:28.880 --> 00:36:30.119 But nobody's taking pictures anymore. 785 00:36:30.179 --> 00:36:33.900 Yeah, they're still jogging together and, you know, going to 786 00:36:33.940 --> 00:36:35.519 cute lunches in New York City. 787 00:36:35.719 --> 00:36:36.019 Right, right. 788 00:36:36.039 --> 00:36:37.940 They have not started their podcast yet. 789 00:36:38.280 --> 00:36:39.360 Yeah, well, get ready. 790 00:36:39.530 --> 00:36:39.699 Yeah. 791 00:36:39.719 --> 00:36:41.289 It's coming. 792 00:36:41.489 --> 00:36:45.369 Okay, let's talk about this. The serial killer, the suspect 793 00:36:45.409 --> 00:36:48.969 in the Long Island serial killer case is ID'd as 794 00:36:49.190 --> 00:36:54.559 architect Rex Heuermann. And, oh my gosh, there is. 795 00:36:54.559 --> 00:36:56.539 Massapequa Park went to school with. 796 00:36:56.559 --> 00:36:57.420 With Billy Baldwin. 797 00:36:57.440 --> 00:36:58.059 Billy Baldwin. 798 00:36:58.159 --> 00:37:01.480 They both went to the same high school. So just 799 00:37:01.500 --> 00:37:04.860 to give you a little road... Just a little... There's 800 00:37:04.880 --> 00:37:06.960 been movies about this. It's been going on for years. 801 00:37:07.539 --> 00:37:08.199 Yeah, 10, 11 years. 802 00:37:08.340 --> 00:37:11.059 Over the decades. So more than a decade after the 803 00:37:11.099 -->

00:37:13.969 bodies of various young women being piling up around. 804 00:37:13.989 --> 00:37:15.389 Gilgo Beach. 805 00:37:15.429 --> 00:37:18.050 Gilgo Beach in Long Island, New York, a suspect has 806 00:37:18.070 --> 00:37:23.030 been taken into custody. Rex Hurman is an architect... with 807 00:37:23.070 --> 00:37:26.289 an office in Manhattan, has been identified as a suspect. 808 00:37:26.429 --> 00:37:30.380 So it was a beautiful home, a beautiful area, and 809 00:37:30.449 --> 00:37:34.380 my understanding was that he would... contact sex workers to 810 00:37:34.440 --> 00:37:38.469 come over, and then these girls would go missing. And oftentimes, 811 00:37:39.030 --> 00:37:42.570 their family didn't really know what they were doing and 812 00:37:42.769 --> 00:37:46.829 didn't know where they went. So the killings dubbed as 813 00:37:46.909 --> 00:37:49.909 Long Island Serial Killer Case first came to light in 814 00:37:49.949 --> 00:37:52.829 December 2010. That's how long it's been that these families 815 00:37:52.849 --> 00:37:59.070 have been suffering. Bodies of Melissa Barth-LeBay, Amber Costella, Megan Waterman, 816 00:37:59.250 --> 00:38:02.809 Ann Maureen, barns were found wrapped in burlap and placed 817 00:38:02.849 --> 00:38:05.869 within 500 feet of one another buried in a marsh 818 00:38:06.090 --> 00:38:09.110 on the beach. And then in January 22, they released 819 00:38:09.130 --> 00:38:11.469 photographs of a black leather belt found at one of 820 00:38:11.489 --> 00:38:13.989 the dump locations they believe likely belonged to the murderer. 821 00:38:14.030 --> 00:38:20.019 The belt is imprinted with the letters W, H, or H-M, depending, 822 00:38:20.059 --> 00:38:23.559 I guess, how you would turn it around. I wonder 823 00:38:23.579 --> 00:38:23.880 what that. 824 00:38:23.900 --> 00:38:26.380 H and M. Maybe that's where he got the belt. 825 00:38:28.239 --> 00:38:31.960 Well... our like that will his last name starts with 826 00:38:32.000 --> 00:38:34.639 an age but maybe rex was just like uh... maybe 827 00:38:34.679 --> 00:38:37.920 his real name or butter yeah that same month police 828 00:38:38.039 --> 00:38:40.380 announced the creation of a website okay. 829 00:38:40.599 --> 00:38:42.320 So well now it's all d n a they got 830 00:38:42.360 --> 00:38:43.019 now it's. 831 00:38:42.820 --> 00:38:47.369 What the d n a is is that uh... so 832 00:38:47.429 --> 00:38:51.309 i'll tell you exactly so i asked matt murphy former 833 00:38:51.349 --> 00:38:54.610 prosecutor he's doing all these interviews about it he's of 834 00:38:54.809 --> 00:38:59.739 regular person on uh... He's a regular person on like, 835 00:38:59.780 --> 00:39:01.980 you know, 2020. He's been on my show. So I 836 00:39:02.079 --> 00:39:07.780 asked him what the deal was. And he said, let 837 00:39:07.800 --> 00:39:10.940 me see. So basically, the biggest thing is that there's 838 00:39:11.019 --> 00:39:13.989 three hairs that were found on these bodies. 839 00:39:14.219 --> 00:39:14.489 Right. 840 00:39:15.179 --> 00:39:20.599 One is his and one is mine. of his wife. 841 00:39:20.900 --> 00:39:23.070 So I asked him, is there any way anyone's looking 842 00:39:23.130 --> 00:39:26.449 at her like they're a weird couple that did this together? No, everything, 843 00:39:26.469 --> 00:39:28.730 she's been completely cleared. She was always out of town. 844 00:39:29.519 --> 00:39:31.659 At comic book conventions. That's where she was. 845 00:39:31.679 --> 00:39:31.900 Really? 846 00:39:31.920 --> 00:39:37.900 Really? Oh, my God. So they... Then they were, so 847 00:39:37.920 --> 00:39:42.409 there were accidental transfers. And he's saying that he thinks 848 00:39:42.449 --> 00:39:45.110 this guy is like a Dexter because it's a different 849 00:39:45.150 --> 00:39:46.730 kind of DNA that they have on him. 850 00:39:46.750 --> 00:39:47.349 Right. 851 00:39:47.389 --> 00:39:51.230 It's not like semen or blood. It's more like the 852 00:39:51.469 --> 00:39:55.519 internal tissue and everything. Because I said, what is this? 853 00:39:55.659 --> 00:40:03.079 They call it. Mitochondrial DNA. So that's really what they have. 854 00:40:03.119 --> 00:40:07.179 But the only thing is that instead of normal nuclear DNA, 855 00:40:07.219 --> 00:40:09.519 which is like, well, there's one in a hundred chance 856 00:40:09.559 --> 00:40:13.760 that this is, you know. Right. Instead, it's one in 857 00:40:13.780 --> 00:40:14.489 a trillion. 858 00:40:14.510 --> 00:40:15.170 No, wait. 859 00:40:15.510 --> 00:40:17.510 No, the regular one is one in a trillion. This 860 00:40:17.590 --> 00:40:19.650 is one in a hundred. So there's a little bit 861 00:40:19.849 --> 00:40:22.010 of where his defense will probably say. 862 00:40:22.030 --> 00:40:22.210 Yeah. 863 00:40:22.639 --> 00:40:23.099 It's not him. 864 00:40:23.260 --> 00:40:26.840 It's not him. We don't know for sure. So it's 865 00:40:26.880 --> 00:40:29.239 a different kind of DNA since they don't have the 866 00:40:29.260 --> 00:40:32.420 sperm or anything of his. But they do have the hair. 867 00:40:32.960 --> 00:40:36.510 And then he would do these horrible things where he 868 00:40:36.550 --> 00:40:39.190 had their cell phones. Either they didn't have a passcode 869 00:40:39.210 --> 00:40:40.650 or he got them out of it before he died. 870 00:40:41.170 --> 00:40:45.050 And he would check their cell phones and he'd find 871 00:40:45.090 --> 00:40:47.010 worried family members and taunt them. 872 00:40:47.250 --> 00:40:49.630 Yeah, call that family. From burner phones that he had. 873 00:40:50.030 --> 00:40:50.489 Yes. Yes. 874 00:40:51.039 --> 00:40:53.119 And they have video of him buying the Burna phones 875 00:40:53.159 --> 00:40:56.539 in different locations throughout Long Island. 876 00:40:57.619 --> 00:41:02.360 Then he would all– so he'd brag about raping and 877 00:41:02.440 --> 00:41:04.179 killing their loved ones. Yeah. 878 00:41:06.679 -->

00:41:09.420 But he had two kids and a wife, this guy. 879 00:41:09.480 --> 00:41:11.719 Right. And I don't know where the kids– I assume 880 00:41:11.739 --> 00:41:15.719 he always did this when they were gone. Yeah. But, yeah, 881 00:41:15.739 --> 00:41:18.750 the cell phone bill was linked to him. 882 00:41:19.699 --> 00:41:22.239 And you know how they found his DNA, which is 883 00:41:22.260 --> 00:41:23.429 a good tip for everybody. 884 00:41:23.510 --> 00:41:23.739 What? 885 00:41:24.050 --> 00:41:25.989 Eat your pizza crust. Oh, yeah. 886 00:41:26.010 --> 00:41:26.320 They got it. 887 00:41:26.329 --> 00:41:28.230 They found it on pizza crust. He had a piece 888 00:41:28.269 --> 00:41:28.789 of pizza. 889 00:41:28.809 --> 00:41:30.929 But they'd been following him for a while. And then 890 00:41:31.190 --> 00:41:34.670 in the last bit of time, they did get FBI involved. 891 00:41:34.690 --> 00:41:36.829 But they did it, according to Matt, they really did 892 00:41:36.849 --> 00:41:38.699 it the right way to make sure that they had 893 00:41:38.889 --> 00:41:41.699 everything they needed. But they did move in now because 894 00:41:41.739 --> 00:41:43.760 they were afraid he would strike again or leave. 895 00:41:44.420 --> 00:41:44.719 Yeah. 896 00:41:44.800 --> 00:41:46.199 So they're like, we have to get him. 897 00:41:46.849 --> 00:41:49.909 My favorite part of anything like this happening on Long Island, 898 00:41:50.610 --> 00:41:53.670 where my hometown, is that you have to interview, now 899 00:41:53.710 --> 00:41:56.480 you have to interview people from Long Island about it. 900 00:41:57.090 --> 00:41:59.869 And that's the greatest, when Long Island people get on 901 00:41:59.889 --> 00:42:00.329 the news. 902 00:42:00.489 --> 00:42:01.210 And what do they say? 903 00:42:01.250 --> 00:42:03.469 Just, oh my God, I can't believe it. He seemed 904 00:42:03.489 --> 00:42:07.329 like a normal guy. He was a great guy. They wear, like, 905 00:42:07.369 --> 00:42:08.289 the crazy outfits. 906 00:42:08.389 --> 00:42:11.369 Yeah, you are from Long Island. Why weren't they asking you? 907 00:42:11.429 --> 00:42:13.190 I know. I cannot believe they haven't come to me 908 00:42:13.210 --> 00:42:15.429 because I was, you know, all over this case. 909 00:42:15.730 --> 00:42:20.639 Yeah. Yeah. Here are some of the things. Records obtained 910 00:42:21.179 --> 00:42:23.460 from Tinder revealed a burner phone was linked to a 911 00:42:23.460 --> 00:42:28.780 fictitious Tinder account for Andrew Roberts using an email that Humormand, 912 00:42:29.000 --> 00:42:31.820 the suspect, also accessed from his personal cell phone. I mean, 913 00:42:31.840 --> 00:42:35.179 they have so much evidence. Hummerman also allegedly used Google 914 00:42:35.219 --> 00:42:39.019 Pay to fund the dating app, which was via his 915 00:42:39.139 --> 00:42:42.659 American Express credit card. And he also allegedly used an 916 00:42:42.760 --> 00:42:46.409 email under a pseudonym, Thomas Hawk, to look up disturbing 917 00:42:46.489 --> 00:42:51.329 subjects on Google, including girl begging for rape porn, nude 918 00:42:51.389 --> 00:42:57.949 slave girls, and 10-year-old schoolgirls. Disgusting. And so, yeah, they 919 00:42:57.969 --> 00:43:00.190 got the pizza crust, as you said. He tossed it 920 00:43:00.230 --> 00:43:06.050 in the trash. Yeah. Fifth Avenue on January 26th. So 921 00:43:06.070 --> 00:43:08.110 they had the DNA, then they did all the matching 922 00:43:08.130 --> 00:43:11.210 of the DNA, and then they finally decided, yeah. And 923 00:43:11.250 --> 00:43:13.730 then Billy Baldwin, as you said, they went to high 924 00:43:13.789 --> 00:43:18.570 school in New York together, Berner High School, and they 925 00:43:18.610 --> 00:43:19.929 graduated in 1981. 926 00:43:19.929 --> 00:43:25.969 Yeah, the home of Jerry Seinfeld and the Baldwins, Massapequa. Wow. 927 00:43:26.139 --> 00:43:30.139 A lot of people come out of Massapequa. Anyway, and 928 00:43:30.159 --> 00:43:32.269 he had like the shitty house on the street, which is, 929 00:43:32.679 --> 00:43:34.480 that's kind of a bit of a red flag. 930 00:43:34.699 --> 00:43:36.960 So he had the worst house in the neighborhood. 931 00:43:37.000 --> 00:43:39.119 Yes, yes. And they were, I saw a couple people 932 00:43:39.139 --> 00:43:41.500 we interviewed, like, we always were concerned about the house 933 00:43:41.519 --> 00:43:43.500 because it's a kind of nice neighborhood. 934 00:43:43.579 --> 00:43:45.599 Was it like a hoarder house or just uncapped? 935 00:43:45.719 --> 00:43:48.219 A little bit, uncapped, a little hoardery. I'm seeing some 936 00:43:48.239 --> 00:43:50.789 of the stuff being brought out, you know, and it 937 00:43:50.809 --> 00:43:53.650 was like a doll collection, always a red flag, a 938 00:43:53.670 --> 00:43:58.519 doll collection. His, apparently. Yeah, always creepy. 939 00:43:58.599 --> 00:44:01.420 Well, I have a doll collection in this office. 940 00:44:01.699 --> 00:44:03.019 With all the Barbies. That's true. 941 00:44:03.659 --> 00:44:05.090 And the dolls look like my friends. 942 00:44:05.429 --> 00:44:06.489 Yeah, that's a little weird. 943 00:44:06.510 --> 00:44:10.889 That's a little creepy. Oh, God. Well, hopefully there's some 944 00:44:10.929 --> 00:44:13.170 peace for these families because there was like a whole 945 00:44:13.210 --> 00:44:14.219 movie done about it. 946 00:44:14.449 --> 00:44:16.019 Yeah, it was a big deal. 947 00:44:16.039 --> 00:44:16.119 Yeah. 948 00:44:17.090 --> 00:44:18.539 And I guess, you know, now that you're reading all 949 00:44:18.599 --> 00:44:21.119 these things about the links to PayPal and the links 950 00:44:21.159 --> 00:44:21.960 to all these. 951 00:44:22.019 --> 00:44:22.199 Yeah. 952 00:44:22.219 --> 00:44:25.039 I mean, serial killing and murdering is tough these days. 953 00:44:25.139 --> 00:44:25.880 It's gotten harder. 954 00:44:25.940 --> 00:44:26.989 It's

gotten a lot harder. 955 00:44:27.010 --> 00:44:27.789 Than the Dahmer days. 956 00:44:27.869 --> 00:44:30.989 Because the DNA and the link to payments and all that. 957 00:44:31.210 --> 00:44:33.070 And all the surveillance cameras. 958 00:44:33.250 --> 00:44:35.659 And the pings off the cell towers. 959 00:44:36.460 --> 00:44:38.679 Tell me if you remember this part, because I don't. 960 00:44:39.099 --> 00:44:41.940 Wasn't it that some of these sex workers, like, how 961 00:44:41.980 --> 00:44:44.119 did they get there? Did they get dropped off in 962 00:44:44.139 --> 00:44:46.119 an Uber? Or did any of them ever have, like, 963 00:44:46.510 --> 00:44:48.449 a driver that waited for them? Or did they all 964 00:44:48.489 --> 00:44:50.949 just get there and then knock on the door and 965 00:44:50.969 --> 00:44:52.349 then never come home? 966 00:44:53.030 --> 00:44:55.190 I'm not exactly sure. Because it's out there. 967 00:44:55.250 --> 00:44:57.010 Because I remember there was one where, like, one girl 968 00:44:57.050 --> 00:44:58.869 was screaming. Like, one person survived. 969 00:44:58.889 --> 00:45:00.989 The one girl made, like, a 911 call. 970 00:45:01.050 --> 00:45:01.860 Oh, but didn't live. 971 00:45:01.920 --> 00:45:04.260 But didn't live, yeah. And they're not saying that she's, 972 00:45:04.739 --> 00:45:07.860 at this point, they're not saying that girl's linked to him. Well, 973 00:45:07.900 --> 00:45:10.340 obviously she is. I know, obviously. But there were nine 974 00:45:10.400 --> 00:45:12.599 or eight or nine bodies they found. And they only 975 00:45:12.619 --> 00:45:14.900 linked him to four or three or four. 976 00:45:15.179 --> 00:45:15.519 Right. 977 00:45:15.679 --> 00:45:17.840 So who knows why? Right. And one of them was 978 00:45:17.880 --> 00:45:21.429 a man. It was a man involved. I saw. I 979 00:45:21.449 --> 00:45:23.150 think there was like eight women and one man. 980 00:45:23.590 --> 00:45:26.269 God, imagine being the wife and you're having fun at 981 00:45:26.309 --> 00:45:27.789 Comic-Con and then this happens. 982 00:45:27.829 --> 00:45:28.429 Yeah, I know. 983 00:45:28.469 --> 00:45:31.329 She probably was there when he got arrested. Comic-Con is 984 00:45:31.349 --> 00:45:32.530 a big thing in the summer, right? 985 00:45:32.969 --> 00:45:35.789 I don't know. But if you went to... Yeah, who knows? Anyway, 986 00:45:35.849 --> 00:45:37.489 I think they got the guy. 987 00:45:37.710 --> 00:45:38.349 Speaking of which. 988 00:45:38.389 --> 00:45:39.570 He looks very serial killer-y. 989 00:45:39.780 --> 00:45:44.000 Matt Lauer showed up at a ladies-only golf luncheon in Southampton. 990 00:45:44.019 --> 00:45:45.260 Can we just have one thing? 991 00:45:45.280 --> 00:45:48.900 Just kidding. 992 00:45:48.920 --> 00:45:51.639 Not ever going there again, especially with you, Chris. 993 00:45:51.659 --> 00:45:53.289 Don't you worry. 994 00:45:53.650 --> 00:45:59.050 All are welcome. All are welcome. Come into the light. Anyway, 995 00:45:59.170 --> 00:46:00.750 he was just there. I just thought it was funny. 996 00:46:00.969 --> 00:46:03.719 And he made a surprise appearance at a luncheon at 997 00:46:03.780 --> 00:46:09.039 his exclusive Southampton Golf Club on Thursday. Surprising, because it 998 00:46:09.059 --> 00:46:14.780 was a ladies-only affair. But anyway, he's like, well, I'm 999 00:46:14.820 --> 00:46:16.119 here now. Deal with it, ladies. 1000 00:46:16.280 --> 00:46:18.360 I mean, he's still hanging out in the Hamptons, huh? 1001 00:46:18.420 --> 00:46:20.010 I don't know that he went into the ladies' locker 1002 00:46:20.030 --> 00:46:23.650 rooms again. I'm not going to touch that with a 1003 00:46:23.710 --> 00:46:24.469 nine-inch pole. 1004 00:46:24.550 --> 00:46:24.989 Okay? 1005 00:46:25.110 --> 00:46:25.650 I am not. 1006 00:46:25.670 --> 00:46:31.280 Okay. Well, I feel like he should just, at this point... 1007 00:46:31.119 --> 00:46:32.619 I mean, I don't know. Is it getting to the 1008 00:46:32.659 --> 00:46:33.199 point where. 1009 00:46:33.699 --> 00:46:35.510 He doesn't need anything. Just go have some fun. 1010 00:46:36.010 --> 00:46:38.210 I mean, but I would have left the Hamptons at 1011 00:46:38.250 --> 00:46:38.670 this point. 1012 00:46:39.510 --> 00:46:41.989 You just said how great it is. It's all a joy. 1013 00:46:42.070 --> 00:46:45.710 It's great for me because I wasn't shamed publicly. 1014 00:46:45.889 --> 00:46:48.010 I think people were nice to him. I bet they 1015 00:46:48.050 --> 00:46:49.989 were nice to his face at this ladies' luncheon. 1016 00:46:50.329 --> 00:46:50.769 Right, right. 1017 00:46:50.829 --> 00:46:53.369 I don't think any of those ladies were like... right 1018 00:46:53.409 --> 00:46:55.610 past or whatever. I don't think any of that happened. 1019 00:46:55.690 --> 00:46:57.409 No, he's been in the Hamptons his whole. 1020 00:46:57.429 --> 00:46:59.230 No, I think people acted nice to his face and 1021 00:46:59.250 --> 00:47:03.769 then gossiped about it after. So this story has a 1022 00:47:03.849 --> 00:47:06.650 nice ending. This girl is safe, but it is a 1023 00:47:06.820 --> 00:47:07.659 curious story. 1024 00:47:07.860 --> 00:47:08.110 Okay. 1025 00:47:08.300 --> 00:47:12.019 So this went crazy over the weekend. So many people 1026 00:47:12.179 --> 00:47:14.519 I follow, I posted in Juicy Scoop Obsessed. 1027 00:47:14.559 --> 00:47:14.780 Right. 1028 00:47:15.000 --> 00:47:17.139 People were letting me know because one of the things 1029 00:47:17.199 --> 00:47:22.380 I talk about is it's my hero fantasy to rescue... 1030 00:47:22.449 --> 00:47:25.309 an abandoned child. Right. It could be a newborn. It 1031 00:47:25.329 --> 00:47:27.809 could be a toddler. I did rescue one at Disneyland 1032 00:47:27.829 --> 00:47:28.829 who was about three. 1033 00:47:28.849 --> 00:47:29.269 Uh-huh. 1034 00:47:30.050 --> 00:47:32.389 And, but it was a short-lived. The mother found us. 1035

00:47:32.889 --> 00:47:33.230 Yeah. 1036 00:47:33.250 --> 00:47:35.869 And, you know, the mother's crying. The kid ran off 1037 00:47:35.989 --> 00:47:37.630 once he didn't like his ice cream. It was not 1038 00:47:37.670 --> 00:47:38.929 her fault. She's an excellent mother. 1039 00:47:38.969 --> 00:47:40.150 But it was still a rescue nonetheless. 1040 00:47:40.170 --> 00:47:41.750 It was still a rescue and I still got to 1041 00:47:41.789 --> 00:47:43.150 talk to that child. And I also got to see 1042 00:47:43.190 --> 00:47:45.349 how easy it was if I needed to, if I could, 1043 00:47:45.650 --> 00:47:47.610 how easy I could get him to go to my car. 1044 00:47:47.630 --> 00:47:48.449 She just abducted the child. 1045 00:47:48.469 --> 00:47:52.230 He completely stopped crying. We started talking. He was like completely... 1046 00:47:52.369 --> 00:47:53.269 Ready to be my son. 1047 00:47:53.369 --> 00:47:53.889 Yeah. 1048 00:47:54.989 --> 00:48:00.929 Okay. So this woman from Alabama, she calls 911. She goes, 1049 00:48:01.070 --> 00:48:03.119 oh my God, I see a walking toddler on the 1050 00:48:03.199 --> 00:48:06.840 side of the highway. And she called 911. And I 1051 00:48:06.880 --> 00:48:09.699 think she also, so there was that and they were coming. 1052 00:48:10.159 --> 00:48:12.340 And then she called like a cousin or something was 1053 00:48:12.380 --> 00:48:14.280 telling her. And then there was a scream and they 1054 00:48:14.300 --> 00:48:16.699 didn't hear from her. And then when they got to 1055 00:48:17.050 --> 00:48:20.010 where she said that she had pulled over, Her car 1056 00:48:20.050 --> 00:48:22.070 was there. Her wig was there. Her purse was there. 1057 00:48:22.110 --> 00:48:26.090 Her cell phone was there. But no young toddler. So 1058 00:48:26.130 --> 00:48:29.869 then everyone's, like, looking at the surveillance. The parents do 1059 00:48:30.170 --> 00:48:34.590 a plea, and they're very positive, religious. Like, we're only 1060 00:48:34.610 --> 00:48:37.809 going to have positive thoughts that we're going to find her. 1061 00:48:37.829 --> 00:48:38.289 Uh-huh. 1062 00:48:38.889 --> 00:48:41.429 And anyway, she showed up. 1063 00:48:41.449 --> 00:48:43.210 A couple days later, right? 1064 00:48:43.409 --> 00:48:49.119 So here's the details of it, okay? So... She went missing, 1065 00:48:49.139 --> 00:48:54.380 like I said, on– it was I-495. And she's a 1066 00:48:54.400 --> 00:48:58.719 nursing student. She called the police. And also her boyfriend 1067 00:48:58.780 --> 00:49:02.090 publicly thanked the supporters and defended himself against any allegations 1068 00:49:02.130 --> 00:49:05.849 that he was involved. And so then now she has 1069 00:49:05.889 --> 00:49:08.829 been found at her place. She went to the hospital. 1070 00:49:09.309 --> 00:49:11.170 They checked her out. I don't know what– we don't 1071 00:49:11.210 --> 00:49:15.619 know if she was– trafficked at all or assaulted or 1072 00:49:15.739 --> 00:49:18.710 what happened, but she was well enough to leave. And 1073 00:49:19.230 --> 00:49:22.570 so since her return, the boyfriend broke his silence earlier, 1074 00:49:22.929 --> 00:49:25.170 talking to Instagram to share photos and videos of the 1075 00:49:25.210 --> 00:49:28.780 two while clearing his name of any wrongdoing. Now her mother, 1076 00:49:28.840 --> 00:49:31.340 Carly's mother, has taken a Facebook page to break her 1077 00:49:31.389 --> 00:49:34.400 own silence, asking now for privacy until the family is 1078 00:49:34.440 --> 00:49:37.559 ready to talk and release official statements. My husband and 1079 00:49:37.599 --> 00:49:39.559 I want to make this statement again, as we did 1080 00:49:39.599 --> 00:49:42.079 last night. We have nothing to add or take away 1081 00:49:42.119 --> 00:49:44.420 from how we're feeling right now, just that they're grateful. 1082 00:49:44.659 --> 00:49:45.579 Our baby is safe. 1083 00:49:45.920 --> 00:49:49.019 So was there ever a toddler? What's the toddler story? 1084 00:49:49.039 --> 00:49:52.360 There is no toddler. Oh. There's no toddler that they found. Now, 1085 00:49:52.409 --> 00:49:53.760 there's a couple things that could have happened. 1086 00:49:53.949 --> 00:49:54.800 Right. 1087 00:49:55.179 --> 00:49:58.250 Was the toddler a lure? Like, did someone put out 1088 00:49:58.289 --> 00:49:59.789 their toddler so that someone would pull over? 1089 00:49:59.809 --> 00:50:00.309 Right. 1090 00:50:00.530 --> 00:50:02.670 And they hoped that it would be a girl on 1091 00:50:02.690 --> 00:50:04.909 a busy highway. Seems a little strange. Right. And once 1092 00:50:04.949 --> 00:50:08.690 she had the toddler... in her possession. Then that was there. 1093 00:50:08.730 --> 00:50:12.190 Then someone came up behind her, kidnapped her, took her money, 1094 00:50:12.230 --> 00:50:14.489 did something awful to her. But at some point she 1095 00:50:14.550 --> 00:50:16.559 escaped or they released her. We don't know. 1096 00:50:17.480 --> 00:50:19.360 So at this point, there's no, I feel like. 1097 00:50:19.280 --> 00:50:22.139 At this point, there's no toddler. So listen, I feel like. 1098 00:50:22.059 --> 00:50:24.260 The parents of the toddler would be like, yes, she 1099 00:50:24.300 --> 00:50:26.179 found our toddler on the side of the road. Thank 1100 00:50:26.199 --> 00:50:28.519 you for returning it. Unless there's no bit parents. 1101 00:50:29.000 --> 00:50:31.900 There's nothing that shows a toddler or anything. 1102 00:50:32.019 --> 00:50:32.280 Right. 1103 00:50:32.800 --> 00:50:34.900 In the surveillance of the highway. 1104 00:50:35.360 --> 00:50:35.599 Okay. 1105 00:50:36.369 --> 00:50:39.929 There is there was some other vehicle that looks suspicious, 1106 00:50:39.989 --> 00:50:42.039 some gray car that when they were looking for her, 1107 00:50:42.050 --> 00:50:45.389 they're like, there was a gray car. So, I mean, 1108 00:50:45.409 --> 00:50:49.090 I think, yeah, there's some

there's some talk happening among 1109 00:50:49.239 --> 00:50:52.760 people of like, is this story true? Like I said, 1110 00:50:52.920 --> 00:50:54.599 one of the things could happen. It could have been 1111 00:50:54.800 --> 00:50:57.500 someone used their toddler to lure a woman and somehow 1112 00:50:57.559 --> 00:51:02.239 she escaped a horrible situation or it could be something else. 1113 00:51:03.280 --> 00:51:05.420 Or it could be she was at her boyfriend's house. 1114 00:51:06.000 --> 00:51:08.139 Or it could be... I don't know. 1115 00:51:08.199 --> 00:51:13.019 There's fake kidnappings that have happened. Jussie Smollett, the girl 1116 00:51:13.179 --> 00:51:19.099 from wherever, Modesto, that said that two Mexican lesbians kidnapped 1117 00:51:19.119 --> 00:51:22.980 her when she was with her ex-boyfriend. There was the 1118 00:51:23.019 --> 00:51:25.519 girl who said someone was trying to kidnap her kids 1119 00:51:25.559 --> 00:51:29.239 in Petaluma and they weren't. And I'm not saying this 1120 00:51:29.300 --> 00:51:29.860 is the case. 1121 00:51:30.199 --> 00:51:30.460 Right. 1122 00:51:30.800 --> 00:51:35.960 But because of those cases... Some people are talking. Right. 1123 00:51:36.019 --> 00:51:39.400 That it's a little odd. But also, I was interested because. 1124 00:51:39.420 --> 00:51:40.800 I feel like this is a pretty. 1125 00:51:40.820 --> 00:51:42.500 You better believe I'm going to pull over even now 1126 00:51:42.559 --> 00:51:43.599 if I see a little toddler. 1127 00:51:43.619 --> 00:51:44.320 I feel like. 1128 00:51:44.340 --> 00:51:46.519 I will never not pull over for a toddler walking 1129 00:51:46.559 --> 00:51:47.280 the streets alone. 1130 00:51:47.500 --> 00:51:48.900 I've never seen it. I wish. 1131 00:51:49.860 --> 00:51:52.719 I told you my friend did get one. Yeah. She 1132 00:51:52.760 --> 00:51:59.730 got one 5 a.m. walking down DeSoto the day after Thanksgiving. 1133 00:52:00.090 --> 00:52:02.190 She was getting up early to go do her. 1134 00:52:03.559 --> 00:52:05.460 And what, the kid just walked out of the house? 1135 00:52:05.659 --> 00:52:08.480 Yeah, the kid walked, the girl was a single mom. 1136 00:52:08.500 --> 00:52:12.099 She was staying with a friend and there was miscommunication. Yeah. 1137 00:52:12.260 --> 00:52:15.489 And like, you know, he woke up and this wasn't 1138 00:52:15.510 --> 00:52:17.590 his regular home and he just started, he walked out 1139 00:52:17.630 --> 00:52:19.730 of the apartment and the other person didn't know he 1140 00:52:19.969 --> 00:52:20.750 had walked out. 1141 00:52:21.190 --> 00:52:21.489 Yeah. 1142 00:52:22.329 --> 00:52:23.949 You know, it was all okay. Like the mom got 1143 00:52:23.969 --> 00:52:25.909 her kid back, but it was just something crazy like that. 1144 00:52:25.949 --> 00:52:27.869 My friend happened to see him just walking like in 1145 00:52:27.889 --> 00:52:28.650 his pajamas. 1146 00:52:28.730 --> 00:52:30.829 My daughter won't walk anywhere. I got to fucking carry 1147 00:52:30.869 --> 00:52:33.269 her everywhere. I wish you would walk down the street. 1148 00:52:35.789 --> 00:52:38.110 She's always carrying me. I'm like, you're four now. We 1149 00:52:38.289 --> 00:52:40.280 don't need to carry you. And then I tell her, 1150 00:52:40.489 --> 00:52:42.949 show me another four-year-old being carried right now. And then 1151 00:52:42.969 --> 00:52:44.670 she'll spend the rest of the day trying to find one. 1152 00:52:44.750 --> 00:52:47.230 And she'll find one. She'll be like, there's one. I'm like, 1153 00:52:47.389 --> 00:52:48.829 now I've got to carry you for another two weeks. 1154 00:52:51.369 --> 00:52:53.909 I worked on this cartoon with the Waynes brothers called 1155 00:52:55.829 --> 00:52:58.320 Little Boo Kids. I can't remember, but I was like 1156 00:52:58.360 --> 00:53:00.570 a character in it. Like I was a voiceover in it. Yeah. 1157 00:53:00.929 --> 00:53:03.110 And they had all these different characters. Thugaboo. It was 1158 00:53:03.130 --> 00:53:03.869 called Thugaboo. 1159 00:53:04.090 --> 00:53:05.070 Uh-huh. 1160 00:53:05.630 --> 00:53:08.070 And one of the characters they came up with was 1161 00:53:08.090 --> 00:53:11.820 this kid that was in the stroller that was so 1162 00:53:11.920 --> 00:53:14.400 big that it could walk with its own feet, but 1163 00:53:14.440 --> 00:53:16.579 just still going to be in a stroller. Like, completely fine. 1164 00:53:16.639 --> 00:53:17.320 I see it in the air. 1165 00:53:17.500 --> 00:53:20.880 Anyway, I, you know, hopefully we'll know the truth. 1166 00:53:21.039 --> 00:53:23.389 Well, I feel like this is quickly, you're going to 1167 00:53:23.449 --> 00:53:25.329 come to a conclusion quickly on this one. 1168 00:53:25.489 --> 00:53:28.630 I think everyone's being sensitive about it. Except me. I'm 1169 00:53:28.670 --> 00:53:30.829 not being that safe. But look, I'm happy she's safe 1170 00:53:31.889 --> 00:53:34.349 because I really thought when I heard this story, oh God, 1171 00:53:34.489 --> 00:53:37.110 they used the toddler to lure her. We'll never hear 1172 00:53:37.150 --> 00:53:38.469 from this girl again. She's dead. 1173 00:53:38.710 --> 00:53:38.929 Right. 1174 00:53:39.090 --> 00:53:43.050 So I'm just, whether not all of the story that 1175 00:53:43.070 --> 00:53:45.449 we've been fed is 100% true, who cares? 1176 00:53:45.909 --> 00:53:46.849 You're happy she's alive. 1177 00:53:46.869 --> 00:53:50.570 But if it turns out that she, because 60, 70 cops, 1178 00:53:50.630 --> 00:53:53.429 I mean, people were on this. Yeah. So if for 1179 00:53:53.530 --> 00:53:57.429 some reason something she did in her call to the 1180 00:53:57.449 --> 00:54:05.409 police was not 100% true, then she will get in trouble. So, yeah, 1181 00:54:05.449 --> 00:54:06.789 this one way, I just don't want to say, he 1182 00:54:07.590 --> 00:54:08.849 said she fought for her life. 1183 00:54:08.909 --> 00:54:10.010 She was

kidnapped and fought. 1184 00:54:09.849 --> 00:54:11.710 For her life. That's what the boyfriend's saying. And then 1185 00:54:11.889 --> 00:54:14.869 her family's saying, leave us alone. We want privacy now. Yeah. 1186 00:54:15.550 --> 00:54:18.969 Let's talk about, and just like that, the latest episode. 1187 00:54:19.530 --> 00:54:19.820 Yes. 1188 00:54:20.469 --> 00:54:26.059 And with Che Diaz. And as I've said earlier, this season, 1189 00:54:27.119 --> 00:54:28.929 I think she is a good actress. 1190 00:54:28.949 --> 00:54:29.690 She's very good actress. 1191 00:54:29.710 --> 00:54:30.929 I think they are a good actress. 1192 00:54:30.949 --> 00:54:33.389 She's excellent. But she's always been a good actress. 1193 00:54:33.409 --> 00:54:34.369 They are excellent. 1194 00:54:34.750 --> 00:54:36.530 What do you mean? Is that what she considers herself? 1195 00:54:37.190 --> 00:54:39.679 I think she is a they-them as well, not just 1196 00:54:39.699 --> 00:54:40.639 the character she plays. 1197 00:54:41.239 --> 00:54:42.260 Oh, I didn't know that. 1198 00:54:42.380 --> 00:54:44.179 I'm just going to say Sarah Rodriguez. 1199 00:54:44.280 --> 00:54:44.960 Sarah Rodriguez, yeah. 1200 00:54:45.300 --> 00:54:45.960 Instead of a protagonist. 1201 00:54:45.980 --> 00:54:47.420 She was on Grey's Anatomy. She's a good actress. 1202 00:54:47.679 --> 00:54:51.780 Anyway, when she's not doing horrible stand-up that somebody wrote 1203 00:54:51.800 --> 00:54:56.550 for her, Or horrible podcasting work that someone, like when 1204 00:54:56.590 --> 00:54:59.550 she's just being the character, I thought this scene was 1205 00:54:59.650 --> 00:55:02.929 really good to fill people in. So she is a 1206 00:55:03.170 --> 00:55:07.150 podcaster and a standup who gets her own very typical 1207 00:55:07.190 --> 00:55:08.679 of the last 25 years. 1208 00:55:09.030 --> 00:55:09.260 Right. 1209 00:55:09.280 --> 00:55:11.380 You get the fan, the sitcom about your family. 1210 00:55:11.659 --> 00:55:11.889 Right. 1211 00:55:11.949 --> 00:55:15.780 Tony Danza is the dad. And now he's dealing with 1212 00:55:15.920 --> 00:55:21.400 his former daughter who's now non-binary, but she's hilarious. And they, 1213 00:55:21.559 --> 00:55:25.769 she said, Oh, Sarah says, oh, I'm excited because my 1214 00:55:25.829 --> 00:55:28.909 agent's coming to watch the focus group. Now, never have 1215 00:55:28.949 --> 00:55:33.119 I ever heard of a star being able to watch 1216 00:55:33.199 --> 00:55:36.239 the focus group. Have you ever heard of that? 1217 00:55:36.739 --> 00:55:37.539 Not that I know of. 1218 00:55:38.159 --> 00:55:40.980 I was subject of a focus group once. 1219 00:55:41.539 --> 00:55:42.949 Subject of one or on one? 1220 00:55:43.159 --> 00:55:45.289 I was what they were focusing on. 1221 00:55:45.789 --> 00:55:46.269 How? 1222 00:55:46.389 --> 00:55:50.489 Why? I did a show, you'll remember, with Ross Matthews. 1223 00:55:50.610 --> 00:55:50.969 Oh, yeah. 1224 00:55:51.380 --> 00:55:53.780 We were going to have a show. It'd be like 1225 00:55:53.920 --> 00:55:57.360 once a week on E while, you know, and still 1226 00:55:57.400 --> 00:55:59.280 sort of, I think I could still remain on Chelsea. 1227 00:55:59.380 --> 00:56:01.090 I don't know what the deal is, but they, they 1228 00:56:01.119 --> 00:56:03.809 came to me and they said, first it was going 1229 00:56:03.829 --> 00:56:07.050 to be Ross and Guy Branum. And they thought that 1230 00:56:07.090 --> 00:56:09.409 was a fun idea of two different types of gay 1231 00:56:09.449 --> 00:56:11.269 guys coming together, talking about pop culture. 1232 00:56:11.289 --> 00:56:11.670 Okay. 1233 00:56:11.989 --> 00:56:17.380 Then he said, no, we think like Heather would be 1234 00:56:17.420 --> 00:56:20.630 really good with Ross. We love them together. They come, 1235 00:56:20.670 --> 00:56:24.940 they bring it to me. I go to, you know, whatever, Tom, 1236 00:56:25.000 --> 00:56:27.300 who is our EP. Yeah. And he goes, what do 1237 00:56:27.320 --> 00:56:29.199 you think? And I'm like, oh, my God, have my 1238 00:56:29.239 --> 00:56:31.219 own show with Ross. Like, could anything be more fun 1239 00:56:31.260 --> 00:56:34.940 and easy? Great. Yeah. So we do the pilot. And 1240 00:56:35.059 --> 00:56:38.050 he's able to work on the pilot in these offices 1241 00:56:38.090 --> 00:56:39.889 that they gave us across the street all day long. 1242 00:56:39.909 --> 00:56:42.409 And they're like, you can have two riders. He's got 1243 00:56:42.449 --> 00:56:45.670 two riders. Uh-huh. And I get Jen Kirkman, who was great. 1244 00:56:46.030 --> 00:56:47.929 She had left the show for a minute, and she 1245 00:56:48.010 --> 00:56:48.420 was free. 1246 00:56:48.480 --> 00:56:51.480 And I believe it was comedian Jason Nash, too, right? 1247 00:56:51.500 --> 00:56:53.300 I didn't know who else to get. All my friends 1248 00:56:53.340 --> 00:56:53.980 worked on Chelsea. 1249 00:56:54.019 --> 00:56:55.860 But Jason Nash is like a big star now. He's 1250 00:56:55.880 --> 00:56:57.659 like a big, like, internet star. 1251 00:56:58.570 --> 00:57:01.090 You're right. I didn't even know. He was great, too. Yeah. 1252 00:57:01.130 --> 00:57:03.750 But I asked her, like, I was like, do you need... 1253 00:57:03.610 --> 00:57:05.909 I'm going to have a budget for two more people. Like, 1254 00:57:05.949 --> 00:57:06.510 for two people. 1255 00:57:06.530 --> 00:57:06.869 Uh-huh. 1256 00:57:07.360 --> 00:57:10.539 So... I had to work on Chelsea Lately all day, 1257 00:57:10.579 --> 00:57:12.199 and then I had to ask Sue Murphy, can I 1258 00:57:12.280 --> 00:57:15.280 please cross the street? It's 4.30. I'm about to do 1259 00:57:15.320 --> 00:57:16.869 a pilot that could fucking change my life. 1260 00:57:16.889 --> 00:57:17.610 No, you need to sit at your desk. 1261 00:57:17.829 --> 00:57:19.829 No, sit at your desk. You can go at 6. Yeah. 1262 00:57:20.210 --> 00:57:23.150 So then I

crossed the street, and we were coming 1263 00:57:23.170 --> 00:57:24.769 up with topics and coming up with funny things. And 1264 00:57:24.869 --> 00:57:26.679 now the day comes that we're going to film it. 1265 00:57:27.400 --> 00:57:29.659 And there were things like the graphics. It was called 1266 00:57:29.699 --> 00:57:32.000 Love It or Hate It or something. Do you love 1267 00:57:32.039 --> 00:57:32.869 it or do you hate it? 1268 00:57:32.880 --> 00:57:33.199 Mm-hmm. 1269 00:57:34.219 --> 00:57:35.800 And I was like, I kind of hate the graphics, 1270 00:57:35.840 --> 00:57:39.019 but I didn't feel like I could speak up, you know, 1271 00:57:39.039 --> 00:57:41.239 because it was that guy that drank wine at his desk. 1272 00:57:41.280 --> 00:57:44.099 Remember him that did the graphics? He kind of scared me. 1273 00:57:44.500 --> 00:57:49.510 So I was like, okay, fine, whatever. So I get. 1274 00:57:49.769 --> 00:57:50.429 Adamus. 1275 00:57:50.590 --> 00:57:53.010 Yes. And then, oh God, I'm like such an awful, 1276 00:57:53.130 --> 00:57:57.130 I'm actually an awful diva, like to my own demise. 1277 00:57:57.409 --> 00:58:00.659 Because I remember like, Then Ross's boyfriend at the time, 1278 00:58:01.699 --> 00:58:04.679 who I really like, he was the stylist. And he 1279 00:58:04.699 --> 00:58:06.619 brought me a bunch of clothes. And I have a 1280 00:58:06.639 --> 00:58:08.280 certain body, as I said. 1281 00:58:08.519 --> 00:58:09.340 Can't wear the boyfriend jean. 1282 00:58:09.360 --> 00:58:12.079 I can't wear everything. And it just was, like, not working. 1283 00:58:12.139 --> 00:58:15.760 And I go, I'm not feeling this. And then Ross, like, 1284 00:58:15.800 --> 00:58:18.769 let me know, like, oh, Salvador's feelings are really hurt. 1285 00:58:19.230 --> 00:58:20.960 If you could just give him more encouragement. I'm like, oh, 1286 00:58:20.969 --> 00:58:22.610 my God, maybe I don't need a stylist. Like, let 1287 00:58:22.630 --> 00:58:24.349 me just try to figure out my. But then he 1288 00:58:24.369 --> 00:58:26.809 brings a great outfit and I love it. But I 1289 00:58:26.869 --> 00:58:29.179 will say one of the things I should have thought of, 1290 00:58:29.269 --> 00:58:31.510 because I also lost a second job to this, is 1291 00:58:31.550 --> 00:58:33.929 when I stand next to a guy and I'm taller, 1292 00:58:34.239 --> 00:58:37.539 focus groups hate that. I've actually had two focus groups 1293 00:58:37.559 --> 00:58:40.119 fire me. I'm just thinking about it right now. So 1294 00:58:40.780 --> 00:58:42.699 I'm standing next to Ross, and I have these little 1295 00:58:42.760 --> 00:58:48.139 short gray boots on, flattering. Trina Turk dress, actually. And 1296 00:58:48.300 --> 00:58:50.019 I look cute. I love my hair and makeup. But 1297 00:58:50.059 --> 00:58:52.300 when I saw us standing there together, I'm like, hmm, 1298 00:58:53.019 --> 00:58:55.260 I don't think it's great that I'm taller than him. Anyway. 1299 00:58:55.969 --> 00:58:58.289 the show comes and I'm waiting like when are we 1300 00:58:58.309 --> 00:59:00.900 gonna hear if the pickup comes and Tom calls me 1301 00:59:00.920 --> 00:59:03.079 into his office after like everyone has left for the 1302 00:59:03.119 --> 00:59:07.550 day and he goes so they're not picking up the 1303 00:59:07.590 --> 00:59:09.969 show and he goes because they did a focus group 1304 00:59:10.380 --> 00:59:14.139 and everyone hated you. I'm not kidding. It was this blunt. 1305 00:59:14.340 --> 00:59:17.079 He goes, but they loved Ross. So he is going 1306 00:59:17.099 --> 00:59:19.219 to give Ross his own show. But you are absolutely 1307 00:59:19.239 --> 00:59:20.059 not going to be part of it. 1308 00:59:20.400 --> 00:59:20.679 Right. 1309 00:59:21.159 --> 00:59:25.940 And so I'm sorry. Yeah. And I go, oh. He's like, yeah, 1310 00:59:25.960 --> 00:59:29.469 that focus group just, they just had horrible reactions to you. 1311 00:59:29.849 --> 00:59:32.030 Did you ever read any of the reactions? 1312 00:59:32.289 --> 00:59:34.070 No, I just was like, I got in the car, 1313 00:59:34.090 --> 00:59:37.260 I called Ross, I cried, he was sweet. Talked to 1314 00:59:37.280 --> 00:59:39.139 Chelsea that night, and I was like, well, this really 1315 00:59:39.159 --> 00:59:41.159 wasn't my dream show anyway, so whatever, I'll think of 1316 00:59:41.199 --> 00:59:42.599 something else. And I'm like, let me just mourn it 1317 00:59:42.619 --> 00:59:46.920 for one day. Next day, done. But what I would do, 1318 00:59:47.119 --> 00:59:49.679 then I did this other thing. Right after Chelsea ended, 1319 00:59:49.699 --> 00:59:52.590 they go, oh, we want you to do the craziest 1320 00:59:52.639 --> 00:59:56.619 Christmas commercials like on CW. And we're paying you $ 10, 000 1321 00:59:56.489 --> 00:59:59.840 to do it. And I did it and they cast 1322 00:59:59.889 --> 01:00:04.110 this other guy, I can't remember. And I do the 1323 01:00:04.130 --> 01:00:06.170 whole thing and I'm taller than him. 1324 01:00:06.190 --> 01:00:07.269 Wow. 1325 01:00:07.289 --> 01:00:09.769 And then I call my agent and I go, hey, 1326 01:00:09.809 --> 01:00:12.449 when is that thing airing? Because it's almost Christmas time. 1327 01:00:13.250 --> 01:00:14.929 He's like, the focus groups hate you. 1328 01:00:14.969 --> 01:00:17.469 He said the focus groups hate you. They actually reshot 1329 01:00:17.510 --> 01:00:20.349 the whole thing with two completely different people. Wow. 1330 01:00:22.309 --> 01:00:22.929 I'll say this. 1331 01:00:23.130 --> 01:00:23.730 So anyway. 1332 01:00:24.030 --> 01:00:24.969 To make you feel better. 1333 01:00:25.190 --> 01:00:25.429 Yeah. 1334 01:00:26.030 --> 01:00:28.389 I used to be in focus groups. I used to 1335 01:00:28.429 --> 01:00:30.719 do it for money, like back when times were tough. 1336 01:00:30.900 --> 01:00:31.340 Yeah. 1337 01:00:31.420 --> 01:00:33.820 You were able to do it once a month over 1338

01:00:33.840 --> 01:00:35.940 at the whatever guild building was. 1339 01:00:36.059 --> 01:00:36.380 Okay. 1340 01:00:36.559 --> 01:00:39.519 And they paid you $ 50. And you would go in 1341 01:00:39.559 --> 01:00:42.329 and watch TV shows, and then they would put you 1342 01:00:42.349 --> 01:00:44.809 all together. And they wanted a different– they wanted a 1343 01:00:44.829 --> 01:00:47.030 Latino woman and a white guy and blah, blah, blah. 1344 01:00:47.869 --> 01:00:50.469 And we would all watch. I watched– I probably did 1345 01:00:50.670 --> 01:00:53.250 it 20 times, watched 20 different shows. They encourage you 1346 01:00:53.289 --> 01:00:56.099 to hate the people. They keep asking you, like, who 1347 01:00:56.139 --> 01:00:57.480 do you dislike the most? 1348 01:00:57.500 --> 01:01:00.719 Yeah, so you thought this scene was pretty accurate then, right? 1349 01:01:00.980 --> 01:01:04.599 Yeah, yeah. Because you have to find somebody– You know, 1350 01:01:04.760 --> 01:01:07.320 you want to get out of there. Right. So they 1351 01:01:07.400 --> 01:01:07.940 tell you. 1352 01:01:08.579 --> 01:01:10.980 It's almost like when you confess to a murder you 1353 01:01:11.019 --> 01:01:11.519 didn't do. 1354 01:01:11.800 --> 01:01:14.409 Right, exactly. It's like that. And also, I'll say this. 1355 01:01:14.690 --> 01:01:16.030 It's like a jury, you know. People are like, how 1356 01:01:16.050 --> 01:01:18.090 did the jury come to this? Because a lot of 1357 01:01:18.110 --> 01:01:20.369 times in juries, they get the people who don't... They 1358 01:01:20.409 --> 01:01:22.570 need somebody who doesn't know anything about it. You know, so... 1359 01:01:23.130 --> 01:01:25.590 They're not the smartest people sometimes because... Yeah. I didn't 1360 01:01:25.639 --> 01:01:29.619 hear about OJ. Not a word. So these people who 1361 01:01:29.659 --> 01:01:32.219 do focus groups, they're like, oh, well, of course they... 1362 01:01:32.550 --> 01:01:35.829 They don't know anything. They're looking for $ 50. I remember 1363 01:01:35.849 --> 01:01:37.010 when I went there, I'm like, oh, this is like 1364 01:01:37.070 --> 01:01:39.599 down and out people. Yeah. Like homeless people, not a joke. 1365 01:01:40.360 --> 01:01:42.599 And one guy was like, you get $ 50 and all 1366 01:01:42.619 --> 01:01:44.619 the soda you can drink. That's what he told me. 1367 01:01:44.800 --> 01:01:47.730 And this is the guy who's controlling network television, more 1368 01:01:47.769 --> 01:01:47.909 or less. 1369 01:01:47.929 --> 01:01:50.579 And you're blaming it on, and you're, You're taking six 1370 01:01:50.679 --> 01:01:53.340 people's opinion or maybe you do one more, but it's 1371 01:01:53.519 --> 01:01:57.099 under 100 people that see this thing. You're going to 1372 01:01:57.139 --> 01:02:00.239 do it on that? You don't think that you as 1373 01:02:00.280 --> 01:02:03.960 the executive that watches all the TV They're paying these 1374 01:02:04.000 --> 01:02:07.329 executives hundreds and hundreds of thousand dollars a year and 1375 01:02:07.429 --> 01:02:10.230 their opinion is not strong enough to put it out 1376 01:02:10.269 --> 01:02:12.269 there and then see if it catches on or not? 1377 01:02:12.329 --> 01:02:13.090 It's crazy. 1378 01:02:15.690 --> 01:02:19.429 I believe, just to go back to it, it basically 1379 01:02:19.570 --> 01:02:22.429 ruins television. And that's why I think television has gotten 1380 01:02:22.510 --> 01:02:24.849 better because I don't think the Netflix and some of 1381 01:02:24.869 --> 01:02:25.809 the other, I don't. 1382 01:02:25.730 --> 01:02:28.269 Think they use focus groups as much. 1383 01:02:28.050 --> 01:02:30.329 As ABC and NBC did. I don't know if they 1384 01:02:30.369 --> 01:02:32.070 still do, but I think they're kind of a thing 1385 01:02:32.090 --> 01:02:33.110 of the past. Yes. 1386 01:02:33.829 --> 01:02:36.719 But she's doing a traditional sitcom, so I actually loved this. 1387 01:02:37.050 --> 01:02:40.880 And I've read some articles about it where, so Sarah 1388 01:02:40.920 --> 01:02:42.900 is sitting there watching it, which would never happen. 1389 01:02:43.090 --> 01:02:43.309 Right. 1390 01:02:43.369 --> 01:02:45.510 And they're like, oh, they love Tony Danza. And, you know, 1391 01:02:45.530 --> 01:02:47.539 there's an old man in this. And then there is 1392 01:02:47.579 --> 01:02:53.739 a non-binary queer born woman, but non-binary now, who then 1393 01:02:53.780 --> 01:02:55.900 just rips into the Che character. 1394 01:02:56.260 --> 01:02:59.659 She's a producer or something, right? No, she's a focus group. 1395 01:02:59.739 --> 01:03:04.039 And she says, you know, it's corny. These aren't real experiences. 1396 01:03:04.079 --> 01:03:06.639 This is a bunch of dad jokes. It's lame. She, 1397 01:03:06.719 --> 01:03:09.409 you know, Che is lame. Right. And I also thought 1398 01:03:09.429 --> 01:03:12.059 that would be that also is so true. That here 1399 01:03:12.099 --> 01:03:15.329 the person that sees himself on TV is actually like 1400 01:03:15.349 --> 01:03:17.289 the harshest about it because they're probably like a little 1401 01:03:17.309 --> 01:03:20.269 bit jealous. Like, why them? Right. Why not me? Right, right. 1402 01:03:20.289 --> 01:03:22.409 You know, anyways. And also like, yeah, you just want 1403 01:03:22.449 --> 01:03:24.610 to be heard. And then you start getting some encouragement. 1404 01:03:24.650 --> 01:03:27.219 You start really ripping on it. And anyway, I read 1405 01:03:27.409 --> 01:03:30.719 some articles where they or where the idea is that 1406 01:03:30.980 --> 01:03:33.280 in writing that scene, it was kind of the writer's 1407 01:03:33.360 --> 01:03:36.480 feeling of what the hate that Che's character got last season. 1408 01:03:36.940 --> 01:03:37.440 Oh, yeah. 1409 01:03:37.500 --> 01:03:40.469 Was coming out in this focus group. Not funny, corny. 1410 01:03:41.050 --> 01:03:44.250 Not realistic. Yeah. Like,

nothing funny. So then the next 1411 01:03:44.269 --> 01:03:48.650 scene is Miranda's there trying to make Che feel better. 1412 01:03:48.769 --> 01:03:51.630 And Che is crying. And she says, how am I 1413 01:03:51.630 --> 01:03:53.449 going to pay for this apartment? Which I would have said, 1414 01:03:53.510 --> 01:03:56.010 don't get that apartment until you get the second pickup. 1415 01:03:56.280 --> 01:03:56.639 Right. 1416 01:03:57.340 --> 01:04:02.500 And then, of course, Dumb Dumb Miranda, who, by the way, 1417 01:04:02.800 --> 01:04:04.559 is just injuring herself right now all the time. 1418 01:04:04.579 --> 01:04:06.860 Yeah, when did she become the buffoon of the family? 1419 01:04:07.320 --> 01:04:08.340 Of hurting herself all the time. 1420 01:04:08.360 --> 01:04:11.360 With the phone ringing and the Charlie horse and the threesome. 1421 01:04:11.400 --> 01:04:14.570 And I'm like, when did she become Laurel and Hardy? Like, 1422 01:04:14.610 --> 01:04:17.190 I feel like it's very over the top, like buffoonery. 1423 01:04:17.210 --> 01:04:21.030 Reminds me of how Brooke Shields said when she got 1424 01:04:21.070 --> 01:04:24.110 her show, Suddenly Susan, since she wasn't funny, they just 1425 01:04:24.130 --> 01:04:26.110 were like, you're going to have to fall like five 1426 01:04:26.139 --> 01:04:27.039 times an episode. 1427 01:04:27.380 --> 01:04:29.420 Yeah, that's what I feel like Miranda's doing now. It's like, 1428 01:04:29.460 --> 01:04:29.780 all right. 1429 01:04:30.860 --> 01:04:34.760 So anyway... Another person also said, like, I think it's 1430 01:04:34.800 --> 01:04:37.860 interesting that in the past, like, Miranda couldn't handle, like, 1431 01:04:38.360 --> 01:04:40.989 you know, Steve getting up to take a piss, yet 1432 01:04:41.369 --> 01:04:44.590 she will be fine with Che's 12 comedian friend smoking 1433 01:04:44.630 --> 01:04:46.309 pot all night in the room next to her. 1434 01:04:46.389 --> 01:04:46.789 Yeah, yeah, right. 1435 01:04:46.809 --> 01:04:48.989 And, like, be completely fine with that, that stuck to 1436 01:04:49.030 --> 01:04:52.769 her sleeve, or a threesome that she didn't ask for. So, anyway, 1437 01:04:52.809 --> 01:04:56.170 then she cries to her, and she's like, no, this 1438 01:04:56.210 --> 01:04:58.210 is my life. And then Miranda goes, yeah, but you'll 1439 01:04:58.250 --> 01:05:00.159 make a better show, and this is what I loved. 1440 01:05:00.949 --> 01:05:03.659 She's like, you don't get it. It doesn't work that way. 1441 01:05:03.820 --> 01:05:04.980 And it is so true. 1442 01:05:05.019 --> 01:05:05.320 It is. 1443 01:05:05.800 --> 01:05:08.559 Once you have this opportunity and you're the first person 1444 01:05:08.599 --> 01:05:13.320 to have the opportunity as the non-binary comedian, at least 1445 01:05:13.619 --> 01:05:15.449 the character of Che Diaz was smart enough to know, 1446 01:05:16.199 --> 01:05:19.510 your people aren't calling you tomorrow to pitch it to cable. Right. 1447 01:05:19.550 --> 01:05:22.289 It's done. That's the end of it. It's over. They're 1448 01:05:22.329 --> 01:05:24.289 not even going to call you for anything but to 1449 01:05:24.309 --> 01:05:26.329 book you maybe at a club. Right. 1450 01:05:26.349 --> 01:05:27.960 Yeah. You're done. 1451 01:05:28.380 --> 01:05:31.099 And so I don't know. I'm curious. Now I kind 1452 01:05:31.139 --> 01:05:33.300 of don't want Che to go away, though. But I'm 1453 01:05:33.340 --> 01:05:35.320 afraid her character might be done. 1454 01:05:35.340 --> 01:05:37.179 I think so. With the series. 1455 01:05:37.280 --> 01:05:39.260 Yeah. Because I'm like, then she says, I need time. 1456 01:05:39.320 --> 01:05:42.000 Go away. Go away. So I don't think we're going 1457 01:05:42.019 --> 01:05:43.909 to see Che much in the future. I didn't see 1458 01:05:43.949 --> 01:05:46.050 her in any of the upcoming previews. 1459 01:05:46.150 --> 01:05:47.360 I haven't seen the upcoming... I mean, I. 1460 01:05:47.349 --> 01:05:48.789 So rest in peace. Yeah. 1461 01:05:48.969 --> 01:05:52.349 I'll say this. I'm not... I don't hate this season. 1462 01:05:52.369 --> 01:05:53.429 No, I don't hate it. 1463 01:05:53.429 --> 01:05:53.969 It's fine. 1464 01:05:53.989 --> 01:05:54.829 It's just. 1465 01:05:55.409 --> 01:05:57.389 Something about it, and I kind of felt this way 1466 01:05:57.409 --> 01:05:58.349 even about the original second. 1467 01:05:58.369 --> 01:05:58.570 Yeah. 1468 01:05:58.869 --> 01:06:02.170 Something's just always off. Yeah. And I think I narrowed 1469 01:06:02.190 --> 01:06:02.449 it down. 1470 01:06:02.610 --> 01:06:03.670 Oh, tell. Do tell. 1471 01:06:03.730 --> 01:06:05.050 Because the stars are good. 1472 01:06:05.309 --> 01:06:05.489 Yeah. 1473 01:06:05.510 --> 01:06:08.050 You know, they're fine. They're not the greatest actors outside 1474 01:06:08.090 --> 01:06:11.760 of Sarah Jessica Parker. I mean, you know, they're kind 1475 01:06:11.780 --> 01:06:12.570 of weak actors. 1476 01:06:12.820 --> 01:06:13.070 Yeah. 1477 01:06:13.159 --> 01:06:13.570 Some of them. 1478 01:06:13.659 --> 01:06:13.880 Yeah. 1479 01:06:14.480 --> 01:06:17.519 But the people who are really bad are like the 1480 01:06:18.500 --> 01:06:20.820 guest stars. You know what I mean? Like the security 1481 01:06:20.860 --> 01:06:25.869 guard who was taking Miranda's phone. Just like bad acting, 1482 01:06:26.050 --> 01:06:29.030 really bad. Like, were they a friend of somebody? 1483 01:06:29.050 --> 01:06:33.030 Well, interesting that you say that because they have been 1484 01:06:33.090 --> 01:06:36.650 recycling guest stars from the seasons. 1485 01:06:36.949 --> 01:06:37.449 Yeah. 1486 01:06:37.789 --> 01:06:41.409 And even in the first, they're using a lot of 1487 01:06:41.449 --> 01:06:44.429 people from the previous Sex and the City. But even 1488 01:06:44.659 --> 01:06:46.360 on Sex and the City, they would use a guest 1489 01:06:46.380 --> 01:06:50.239 star to play

one role. You know, it's a Justin 1490 01:06:51.079 --> 01:06:53.880 Theroux played Jared, a successful novelist named one of the 1491 01:06:54.039 --> 01:06:56.940 New York best coolest New Yorkers or whatever then he's 1492 01:06:57.079 --> 01:07:01.500 introduced the next season as a friend of Stanford yeah 1493 01:07:01.989 --> 01:07:05.530 who then tries to woo Carrie so and then he 1494 01:07:05.570 --> 01:07:07.170 said oh well you know they ran out of actors 1495 01:07:07.250 --> 01:07:10.030 ran out of actors in New York so I'm like 1496 01:07:10.070 --> 01:07:12.849 how lazy is this casting director so then the guy 1497 01:07:12.909 --> 01:07:17.489 that in the past episode she a bike hits her 1498 01:07:17.530 --> 01:07:20.889 and the guy gets hurt that guy he played a 1499 01:07:20.989 --> 01:07:23.489 guy that was wooing Charlotte in Sex and the City 1500 01:07:23.690 --> 01:07:26.190 yeah And now he was in this. 1501 01:07:26.210 --> 01:07:28.389 I know you were saying that the one woman. 1502 01:07:28.550 --> 01:07:32.650 And then, yeah, Nicole Parker in last season of Just 1503 01:07:32.670 --> 01:07:35.690 Like That, just last season, she's talking to Charlotte about 1504 01:07:35.750 --> 01:07:37.809 how much Carrie must be hurting because she lost her 1505 01:07:37.869 --> 01:07:41.780 husband who died big. She goes, I know. I lost 1506 01:07:41.840 --> 01:07:44.579 my father last year. Well, then the father shows up 1507 01:07:44.639 --> 01:07:45.460 perfectly healthy. 1508 01:07:45.480 --> 01:07:46.139 Billy Dee Williams. 1509 01:07:46.380 --> 01:07:49.400 At the dinner. And it's not my stepdad. It's not. Anyway, 1510 01:07:49.420 --> 01:07:51.800 they just are like. I'm like, is nobody doing any 1511 01:07:51.860 --> 01:07:52.420 fact checking? 1512 01:07:52.440 --> 01:07:54.050 And that's not even that. It wasn't like it was 1513 01:07:54.070 --> 01:07:54.760 season one, 15 years. 1514 01:07:54.820 --> 01:07:55.849 I don't mean to be a bitch, but I think 1515 01:07:55.969 --> 01:07:56.969 AI might have caught that. 1516 01:07:56.989 --> 01:08:02.829 Yeah. I mean, it was... Yeah. It's funny. And then 1517 01:08:02.929 --> 01:08:07.730 also some of the... Those people, you know? Like, listen, 1518 01:08:07.889 --> 01:08:08.090 I love. 1519 01:08:08.110 --> 01:08:09.650 Maybe this is why SAG had to go on strike 1520 01:08:09.690 --> 01:08:12.190 because not enough of them were being used. 1521 01:08:12.210 --> 01:08:14.320 They just kept recycling. Just go to the strike line 1522 01:08:14.340 --> 01:08:15.900 and get a couple of people to play. You don't 1523 01:08:15.940 --> 01:08:17.880 got to hire Justin Theroux three times. 1524 01:08:17.979 --> 01:08:19.250 Yeah. He doesn't need it. 1525 01:08:19.300 --> 01:08:19.600 Yeah. 1526 01:08:19.979 --> 01:08:20.119 So. 1527 01:08:21.590 --> 01:08:22.470 But just a little off. 1528 01:08:22.670 --> 01:08:25.859 So SAG has gone on strike. They've joined Writers Guild. 1529 01:08:25.880 --> 01:08:26.479 Writers Guild. 1530 01:08:26.619 --> 01:08:28.479 I liked Fran Drescher's speech. 1531 01:08:28.500 --> 01:08:31.880 She's the president of SAG. 1532 01:08:31.920 --> 01:08:37.079 President of SAG, the nanny. And so we'll see. Any thoughts? 1533 01:08:37.699 --> 01:08:40.199 Well, I mean, you know, there's no thoughts from me 1534 01:08:40.270 --> 01:08:43.149 because I'm a member of both. I'm a WGA member 1535 01:08:43.170 --> 01:08:45.850 and a SAG member, as you are. And, you know, 1536 01:08:45.869 --> 01:08:48.579 so I'm more power to them. I'm not in that 1537 01:08:48.619 --> 01:08:52.220 world anymore because I, you know, I'm not allowed. 1538 01:08:53.079 --> 01:08:55.279 No, nobody is called from either. 1539 01:08:56.090 --> 01:08:56.390 Right. 1540 01:08:56.470 --> 01:08:58.729 From, you know, to hire me for SAG or to 1541 01:08:58.770 --> 01:09:01.380 hire me for... writers guild in a minute. 1542 01:09:01.579 --> 01:09:01.819 Right. 1543 01:09:01.859 --> 01:09:04.619 But I, I hopefully this will be over with and 1544 01:09:04.640 --> 01:09:07.720 I'll be very, I, for my friends that I have 1545 01:09:07.739 --> 01:09:11.260 a few friends that have, I believe some real heartbreaking things. 1546 01:09:11.300 --> 01:09:14.609 Jen Kirkman, uh, Jen Kirkman's nominated for an Emmy. 1547 01:09:14.649 --> 01:09:18.229 Yeah, big writer on Maisel. And their new show coming out. 1548 01:09:18.350 --> 01:09:22.850 Yes, Guy Branum is a big-time writer, showrunner. Alison Faust 1549 01:09:23.130 --> 01:09:24.649 created Actor Age. 1550 01:09:24.770 --> 01:09:25.649 All friends of ours. 1551 01:09:25.729 --> 01:09:28.069 Yes, and now that's, you know, been put on a whole. 1552 01:09:28.170 --> 01:09:29.329 Everybody, I mean, yeah. 1553 01:09:29.369 --> 01:09:31.050 Lucy Ann Walters. I mean, there's so many shows, and 1554 01:09:31.069 --> 01:09:34.770 I'm like, people kind of our age that, like, it's come, finally, 1555 01:09:34.789 --> 01:09:35.649 they're out of place. 1556 01:09:35.850 --> 01:09:36.090 Right. 1557 01:09:36.350 --> 01:09:38.829 And now this could be a big thing. So I 1558 01:09:38.890 --> 01:09:41.979 hope that they can solve it quickly. And one of 1559 01:09:42.000 --> 01:09:44.439 the things that people are talking about is they said 1560 01:09:44.500 --> 01:09:47.899 for background actors, which is also called extras, when you're 1561 01:09:47.939 --> 01:09:52.119 called extras. Yeah. They're saying for the $ 200 day rate, 1562 01:09:52.500 --> 01:09:55.270 we want you to then allow us to use your 1563 01:09:55.439 --> 01:09:59.229 image so we can do like CGI of AI background 1564 01:09:59.270 --> 01:10:00.430 people for the rest. 1565 01:10:00.310 --> 01:10:02.670 Of the time. They would own your likeness. 1566 01:10:02.689 --> 01:10:05.149 You could be dead and you could still be. And 1567 01:10:05.289 --> 01:10:09.430 there's obviously that's not cool, but also it's like, Maybe 1568

01:10:09.470 --> 01:10:11.869 you did this extra work and you don't want people 1569 01:10:11.890 --> 01:10:14.270 to know that you did extra work 35 years from now. 1570 01:10:14.310 --> 01:10:15.729 And now you're like a doctor. 1571 01:10:15.770 --> 01:10:20.310 Like you and I on Wayne's World 2. Many, many years. 1572 01:10:20.350 --> 01:10:22.529 Imagine how weird that would be if all of a 1573 01:10:22.550 --> 01:10:26.039 sudden I turned on a show and I see 22-year-old 1574 01:10:26.079 --> 01:10:28.399 Heather in a red bathing suit walking down the beach, 1575 01:10:28.460 --> 01:10:32.279 which is what I did in 90210 and Ian Ziering 1576 01:10:32.340 --> 01:10:35.119 winking at me. I mean, maybe that wouldn't be so bad. 1577 01:10:35.159 --> 01:10:38.020 But I mean, I just... And then also, what does 1578 01:10:38.060 --> 01:10:40.380 that do to the work of background actors? If we're 1579 01:10:40.399 --> 01:10:43.050 going to be able to AI them from today, why 1580 01:10:43.069 --> 01:10:45.250 would we need any new ones five and ten years 1581 01:10:45.270 --> 01:10:45.529 from now? 1582 01:10:45.550 --> 01:10:46.680 And they need it. 1583 01:10:46.710 --> 01:10:48.989 And a lot of people, that is their full job. 1584 01:10:49.029 --> 01:10:51.529 They don't want to be a star. They like the work. 1585 01:10:51.569 --> 01:10:53.899 They enjoy going to set. They bring their chair. They 1586 01:10:53.920 --> 01:10:54.640 bring their book. 1587 01:10:55.220 --> 01:10:56.260 They're professional. 1588 01:10:56.920 --> 01:10:59.020 And that is what they live off of. So that's 1589 01:10:59.060 --> 01:11:02.659 just one of the many things. But some people were 1590 01:11:02.699 --> 01:11:03.520 confused about that. 1591 01:11:03.579 --> 01:11:05.979 Well, yeah. The AI thing, it seems to be... Because 1592 01:11:06.000 --> 01:11:10.420 they say AI could also write scripts and, you know... 1593 01:11:09.939 --> 01:11:13.050 So it's just about, will AI write a script as good? 1594 01:11:13.189 --> 01:11:15.630 You know, who knows? You know, listen. 1595 01:11:16.050 --> 01:11:19.689 I think they can do a formulaic thing. But what 1596 01:11:19.970 --> 01:11:22.670 you guys need that's not part of the business, why 1597 01:11:22.689 --> 01:11:25.699 you should... I believe we should support the writers and 1598 01:11:26.220 --> 01:11:26.939 the SAG actors. 1599 01:11:27.000 --> 01:11:27.260 Right. 1600 01:11:27.399 --> 01:11:31.090 Is because... It's to maintain not only the industry and 1601 01:11:31.100 --> 01:11:35.149 the positions and the jobs, but also the art. There's 1602 01:11:35.210 --> 01:11:37.449 not going to be twists. There's not going to be 1603 01:11:37.489 --> 01:11:41.029 things that just blow you away if we go this 1604 01:11:41.090 --> 01:11:41.930 route without them. 1605 01:11:42.069 --> 01:11:46.029 Also, not to sound like a hippy-dippy idiot here, loser, whatever, 1606 01:11:46.130 --> 01:11:50.899 but the good thing about art is I always thought 1607 01:11:51.199 --> 01:11:54.579 that it can't be replicated by computers. You know what 1608 01:11:54.600 --> 01:11:57.750 I mean? Yeah. That's the joy of it. Right. We 1609 01:11:57.789 --> 01:11:59.489 could all do. I mean, we all know what a 1610 01:11:59.529 --> 01:12:02.430 computer can do, but I don't know. It just looks 1611 01:12:02.489 --> 01:12:04.250 better when it's done by real people. 1612 01:12:04.590 --> 01:12:05.689 Well, I will say the. 1613 01:12:06.050 --> 01:12:07.170 Things are changing. 1614 01:12:07.250 --> 01:12:09.460 What was the art thing that took off that now 1615 01:12:09.520 --> 01:12:14.159 is nothing? The photos that people could do that was 1616 01:12:14.220 --> 01:12:15.859 digital art that was such a big deal? 1617 01:12:15.880 --> 01:12:16.680 Oh, yeah, that's right. 1618 01:12:16.699 --> 01:12:17.699 Yeah. What was that called? 1619 01:12:17.760 --> 01:12:18.279 I forgot. 1620 01:12:18.979 --> 01:12:21.819 Yeah. Anyway, that's not a hit anymore. 1621 01:12:21.850 --> 01:12:23.489 I know. Well, here's the. 1622 01:12:23.890 --> 01:12:23.970 NFTs. 1623 01:12:23.989 --> 01:12:24.090 NFTs. 1624 01:12:24.109 --> 01:12:24.430 NFTs, yeah. 1625 01:12:26.170 --> 01:12:30.770 The other thing is, if you're a member of these guilds, 1626 01:12:30.949 --> 01:12:34.170 you know we struck years ago when cable first came. 1627 01:12:34.630 --> 01:12:38.569 There were three networks, CBS, ABC, NBC, maybe Fox at 1628 01:12:38.590 --> 01:12:41.609 that time. And cable came and we were like, this 1629 01:12:41.680 --> 01:12:44.960 is it. The Hollywood shutting down. Cable television is going 1630 01:12:45.000 --> 01:12:48.300 to kill everything. And we worked it out somehow. Then 1631 01:12:48.520 --> 01:12:52.890 came DVDs and VHS. This is going to be a problem. 1632 01:12:52.909 --> 01:12:55.649 We're not getting the proper residuals off DVDs and VHS. 1633 01:12:55.710 --> 01:12:58.109 We're going to die. We somehow work that out. I 1634 01:12:58.189 --> 01:13:02.170 feel like this is the next one. Streaming and Netflix 1635 01:13:02.210 --> 01:13:05.449 and all that. They'll work it out somehow. But you 1636 01:13:05.489 --> 01:13:06.250 have to work it out. 1637 01:13:06.529 --> 01:13:07.369 You have to work it out. 1638 01:13:07.710 --> 01:13:11.010 Because, like I said, I'm out of the business. I 1639 01:13:11.050 --> 01:13:12.729 do what I do. Cover to cover. You do what 1640 01:13:12.750 --> 01:13:14.949 you do. I'll say this for both you and I 1641 01:13:15.109 --> 01:13:18.130 who do it well, I believe, podcasting. Here's what's going 1642 01:13:18.170 --> 01:13:20.529 to happen in the next couple of months because of 1643 01:13:21.199 --> 01:13:23.710 And it doesn't look like it's going to end anytime soon. 1644 01:13:24.550 --> 01:13:28.909 There's going to be a glut of podcasts coming your way, everybody. 1645 01:13:29.210 --> 01:13:32.039 Everyone listening to this. Here they come.

Every person who's 1646 01:13:32.180 --> 01:13:34.260 on Abbott Elementary and every other. 1647 01:13:34.279 --> 01:13:36.439 I don't know that they'll be launching it. I think 1648 01:13:36.460 --> 01:13:39.060 they'll be available to be guests on it. And then 1649 01:13:39.100 --> 01:13:41.869 because I don't think, in my opinion, I don't think... 1650 01:13:42.189 --> 01:13:44.899 Podcast networks are going to be giving out the money 1651 01:13:44.939 --> 01:13:46.699 that they gave out to Meghan Markle and a few 1652 01:13:46.760 --> 01:13:47.699 other people these last couple of years. 1653 01:13:47.720 --> 01:13:48.760 It won't be that. It's not going to be that. 1654 01:13:48.779 --> 01:13:50.979 So if they're launching it in their backyard, fine. 1655 01:13:51.199 --> 01:13:51.880 Okay. 1656 01:13:52.000 --> 01:13:53.960 But I don't even know that they're going to do that. 1657 01:13:54.020 --> 01:13:56.039 But I think they would be available to be guests 1658 01:13:56.119 --> 01:13:56.619 on other things. 1659 01:13:56.640 --> 01:13:58.500 But here's what agents and managers are going to be 1660 01:13:58.520 --> 01:14:00.699 doing right now because they're trying to keep their jobs too. 1661 01:14:00.720 --> 01:14:02.310 Maybe they will be like, start it. We got nothing 1662 01:14:02.350 --> 01:14:06.090 for you. But you're an interesting, funny guy. Start a podcast. 1663 01:14:06.189 --> 01:14:06.390 Yeah. 1664 01:14:06.550 --> 01:14:08.800 So for all of you who listen to this. You 1665 01:14:08.840 --> 01:14:10.800 need to support the people who are good at it. 1666 01:14:11.140 --> 01:14:11.479 Yes. 1667 01:14:11.500 --> 01:14:12.720 Because you think this shit is easy. 1668 01:14:12.819 --> 01:14:14.960 And advertisers. Right. Support the people that are good at it. 1669 01:14:14.979 --> 01:14:17.260 Yeah. You think what Heather does and what I do 1670 01:14:17.319 --> 01:14:20.180 are easy. It's not that easy. And you can listen 1671 01:14:20.199 --> 01:14:22.319 to some of these things. A lot of times we're 1672 01:14:22.359 --> 01:14:25.239 riffing and fucking whatever. We fuck up words and stuff 1673 01:14:25.260 --> 01:14:29.079 like that. But what we do is a skill. 1674 01:14:29.840 --> 01:14:30.960 And we're entertaining. Yes. 1675 01:14:31.039 --> 01:14:32.020 And we're entertaining at it. 1676 01:14:32.140 --> 01:14:34.159 And we can create the content every day. 1677 01:14:34.220 --> 01:14:35.600 Thank you very much. That's my feature. 1678 01:14:35.619 --> 01:14:37.890 With that being said, I am going to talk to 1679 01:14:37.930 --> 01:14:40.989 you more. But I'm going to end this show and 1680 01:14:41.029 --> 01:14:43.909 do some other topics and save it for future shows. 1681 01:14:44.010 --> 01:14:44.289 Okay. 1682 01:14:44.630 --> 01:14:45.770 So before we go. 1683 01:14:45.789 --> 01:14:47.649 Do you not want to talk about your weekend plans 1684 01:14:47.670 --> 01:14:48.289 that went awry? 1685 01:14:48.310 --> 01:14:50.430 Oh, I do want to. Let's talk about it real quick. Yeah. 1686 01:14:51.270 --> 01:14:53.920 So I was home for the weekend and Peter and 1687 01:14:53.939 --> 01:14:56.680 Drake were not there, but I had Brandon and I 1688 01:14:57.479 --> 01:15:00.180 went to Alchwitz, as I said, at the Reagan Library. 1689 01:15:00.500 --> 01:15:03.000 Highly recommend. Go to these things earlier in the day 1690 01:15:03.079 --> 01:15:05.000 because then you walk outside and it's gorgeous and then 1691 01:15:05.039 --> 01:15:07.279 they're like, we're closing at five. Right. So I'm just saying, 1692 01:15:07.460 --> 01:15:09.750 go to an earlier one. Then I went to my 1693 01:15:09.789 --> 01:15:12.210 country club and danced to a cover band, which was 1694 01:15:12.250 --> 01:15:14.470 kind of a weird thing to do right after Auschwitz. 1695 01:15:14.489 --> 01:15:18.250 It's like the saddest story ever. I can't believe these 1696 01:15:18.270 --> 01:15:21.090 people lived through it. And then I danced with Brandy 1697 01:15:21.130 --> 01:15:24.939 and Julie and Liz to a cover band. And so 1698 01:15:24.989 --> 01:15:28.659 then I was like, well, I talked to Sarah and 1699 01:15:28.779 --> 01:15:32.159 she's very sad about the passing of her dad and 1700 01:15:32.180 --> 01:15:34.340 her husband was out of town. And I'm like, should 1701 01:15:34.359 --> 01:15:36.020 we get together at one of our pools this weekend? 1702 01:15:36.039 --> 01:15:37.600 Would you like to do that? And she's like, yeah, maybe, 1703 01:15:37.680 --> 01:15:41.069 you know, whatever. So then I write both of you 1704 01:15:41.109 --> 01:15:43.609 guys and you go, I can do it Sunday. I 1705 01:15:43.670 --> 01:15:45.670 fly home Saturday. I can do it Sunday. Right. I 1706 01:15:45.729 --> 01:15:48.069 thought when you wrote that, I forgot that you were 1707 01:15:48.090 --> 01:15:49.909 in Montauk and I thought you were coming from some 1708 01:15:49.989 --> 01:15:53.069 sad gig. No. And you would have been down to 1709 01:15:53.210 --> 01:15:54.229 have us come over Sunday. 1710 01:15:54.489 --> 01:15:54.949 I would have. 1711 01:15:55.350 --> 01:15:58.579 Then I talked to Dr. Drew and Susan Pinsky. And Dr. 1712 01:15:58.600 --> 01:16:01.640 Drew is coming, people. He's coming. So be excited for that. 1713 01:16:02.390 --> 01:16:03.289 And we're going to do a show. 1714 01:16:03.529 --> 01:16:03.789 Okay. 1715 01:16:03.850 --> 01:16:05.770 And then I said, what are you guys doing? And 1716 01:16:05.789 --> 01:16:07.630 we're just in our backyard. And they have a beautiful 1717 01:16:07.670 --> 01:16:10.029 house in Pasadena. And they're like, would you like to 1718 01:16:10.090 --> 01:16:11.609 come over? And I go, well, I kind of made 1719 01:16:11.640 --> 01:16:13.659 plans with, let me see. Let me see what I 1720 01:16:13.680 --> 01:16:17.640 can do. So then you're like, it's Beckett's birthday. We're 1721 01:16:17.659 --> 01:16:20.619 going to chill at the house. So then

I tell Susan, 1722 01:16:20.760 --> 01:16:22.920 I'm going to be totally honest, Susan. I think I'm 1723 01:16:22.939 --> 01:16:25.619 going to go to Chris's maybe, you know, Pasadena is 1724 01:16:25.640 --> 01:16:29.939 like an hour away. And so I, I don't even 1725 01:16:29.970 --> 01:16:32.050 know if he wants us, but you go and invite 1726 01:16:32.130 --> 01:16:35.390 other people, have your own party. And she did already 1727 01:16:35.430 --> 01:16:37.409 go buy some noodles. I go, do you got some noodles? 1728 01:16:37.489 --> 01:16:38.949 And then she ran out and bought noodles and then 1729 01:16:38.970 --> 01:16:39.630 I didn't even come. 1730 01:16:40.050 --> 01:16:41.729 Noodles for like the pool? Like the tubes, you know. 1731 01:16:41.789 --> 01:16:43.170 I could just like hang on a noodle. 1732 01:16:43.210 --> 01:16:45.310 I thought you meant to eat. 1733 01:16:45.329 --> 01:16:45.399 No. 1734 01:16:45.399 --> 01:16:46.680 And she also bought barbecue stuff. 1735 01:16:46.689 --> 01:16:46.850 Yeah. 1736 01:16:46.949 --> 01:16:49.180 And so then I was like, I don't want to 1737 01:16:49.199 --> 01:16:51.659 be the only one you're like serving, you know? And 1738 01:16:51.699 --> 01:16:55.020 so then the next day I wake up and you're like, 1739 01:16:55.140 --> 01:16:59.319 we just got home. Beckett's going to be, you know, grouchy, like, 1740 01:16:59.949 --> 01:17:02.250 I didn't realize you were flying home from a two-week 1741 01:17:02.289 --> 01:17:05.369 trip with your child. The fact that you ever even 1742 01:17:05.430 --> 01:17:08.079 considered wanting to have someone come over Sunday, even if 1743 01:17:08.119 --> 01:17:09.960 your flight was perfect, is stupid. 1744 01:17:10.439 --> 01:17:10.720 Yeah. 1745 01:17:10.859 --> 01:17:12.899 You should have said no right then and there. And 1746 01:17:12.960 --> 01:17:14.479 I said it in a very nice way. I was like, 1747 01:17:14.579 --> 01:17:16.119 no worries, no pressure. Right. 1748 01:17:16.220 --> 01:17:16.579 You did. 1749 01:17:16.819 --> 01:17:17.699 So then I had to call. 1750 01:17:17.720 --> 01:17:19.970 But I would have had you, just you over, yes, 1751 01:17:20.010 --> 01:17:20.689 would have been fine. 1752 01:17:21.329 --> 01:17:22.630 But yesterday you said no. 1753 01:17:22.770 --> 01:17:22.949 I know. 1754 01:17:23.010 --> 01:17:24.050 You said see you Monday. 1755 01:17:24.069 --> 01:17:24.329 Because. 1756 01:17:24.369 --> 01:17:25.710 And it felt very firm. 1757 01:17:26.210 --> 01:17:26.390 Well. 1758 01:17:26.670 --> 01:17:27.689 I'm around the corner. 1759 01:17:27.750 --> 01:17:30.409 Let me tell you why. Because we were on the 1760 01:17:30.949 --> 01:17:31.949 runway at Kennedy. 1761 01:17:32.140 --> 01:17:32.380 Yeah. 1762 01:17:32.520 --> 01:17:32.939 Leaving. 1763 01:17:33.079 --> 01:17:33.319 Yeah. 1764 01:17:33.539 --> 01:17:35.359 You get on the plane. You're like, all right, we're 1765 01:17:35.420 --> 01:17:37.420 taking off. And then it was like a two-hour wait, 1766 01:17:37.479 --> 01:17:40.699 you know, whatever. Air traffic control, blah, blah, blah. Then 1767 01:17:40.760 --> 01:17:43.180 we're like, oh, we get through that. And then we 1768 01:17:43.239 --> 01:17:44.380 land at LAX. 1769 01:17:44.439 --> 01:17:44.699 Yeah. 1770 01:17:44.930 --> 01:17:49.409 And it's another, like, hour on the runway. And my 1771 01:17:49.470 --> 01:17:52.850 daughter's peeing her pants. It's, you know, wildness. 1772 01:17:53.130 --> 01:17:53.609 Yeah. 1773 01:17:53.649 --> 01:17:55.909 We got shit. Remember that story about the woman they 1774 01:17:56.149 --> 01:17:58.909 made her pick up popcorn off the ground or whatever? 1775 01:17:59.149 --> 01:18:00.609 Yeah, you felt like you were there. 1776 01:18:00.689 --> 01:18:02.510 You had to see our seats after it was over. 1777 01:18:02.529 --> 01:18:04.520 I mean, it looked like an encampment. 1778 01:18:04.729 --> 01:18:07.720 Listen, you shouldn't have people over after a day like that. 1779 01:18:07.880 --> 01:18:09.399 And then two weeks, just chill. 1780 01:18:09.600 --> 01:18:10.359 That's what we did. 1781 01:18:10.460 --> 01:18:12.720 As delightful as I am, you don't need to see me, okay? 1782 01:18:12.899 --> 01:18:13.359 We chilled. 1783 01:18:14.060 --> 01:18:17.000 So then I told Susan, I go, I'm out. She goes, 1784 01:18:17.039 --> 01:18:18.699 nobody else could come, but we still would like to 1785 01:18:18.739 --> 01:18:20.979 have you. I go, just go skinny dip with Drew. 1786 01:18:21.000 --> 01:18:23.159 You guys are like horny. Just go have a fun 1787 01:18:23.199 --> 01:18:24.520 time without me. Like, I can't. 1788 01:18:24.739 --> 01:18:25.020 Yeah. 1789 01:18:25.319 --> 01:18:27.340 And so that was my thing. That's how it turned out. So, 1790 01:18:27.420 --> 01:18:30.859 but then I had... Liz and her son come earlier 1791 01:18:30.880 --> 01:18:32.680 in the day, and then I had another one of 1792 01:18:32.720 --> 01:18:35.800 my friends and her son, both random friends, come. So 1793 01:18:35.819 --> 01:18:38.619 I had two small pool gatherings at my own house. 1794 01:18:38.699 --> 01:18:39.039 Yeah. 1795 01:18:39.340 --> 01:18:41.550 Oh, good. And so it all worked out. I enjoyed 1796 01:18:41.590 --> 01:18:42.829 my backyard in Woodland Hills. 1797 01:18:43.029 --> 01:18:43.270 Good. 1798 01:18:43.350 --> 01:18:43.930 This weekend. 1799 01:18:44.250 --> 01:18:46.909 Speaking of Drew and Susan being horny, just going back 1800 01:18:46.930 --> 01:18:49.970 to Just Like That. Now, I don't want to sound asexual. 1801 01:18:50.210 --> 01:18:53.090 because I'm old, too. But I'm a bit much. It 1802 01:18:53.170 --> 01:18:55.630 does make me uncomfortable to see Evan Handler getting a 1803 01:18:55.689 --> 01:18:57.890 hand job and, you know, trying to come on. What's 1804 01:18:57.909 --> 01:18:58.250 her face? 1805 01:18:58.369 --> 01:19:00.090 That I really like. 1806 01:19:00.229 --> 01:19:02.100 It's a lot. It's a

lot. And I don't want 1807 01:19:02.109 --> 01:19:02.949 to be that person. 1808 01:19:03.119 --> 01:19:07.060 The penis pump with the realtor girl. Yeah. That felt 1809 01:19:07.159 --> 01:19:10.180 very old school sex to the city. Very much what 1810 01:19:10.199 --> 01:19:11.380 would happen to Kim Cattrall. 1811 01:19:11.420 --> 01:19:11.640 Yeah. 1812 01:19:12.079 --> 01:19:13.479 And I didn't hate that storyline. 1813 01:19:13.979 --> 01:19:14.439 Right. 1814 01:19:14.619 --> 01:19:15.079 I thought. 1815 01:19:15.100 --> 01:19:15.180 Yeah. 1816 01:19:15.220 --> 01:19:17.149 And I thought she was honest. Like, hey, I'll deal 1817 01:19:17.189 --> 01:19:20.069 with it. You know, at least he's kind of funny 1818 01:19:20.170 --> 01:19:23.000 and there isn't much out there. I thought that was 1819 01:19:23.060 --> 01:19:23.539 pretty good. 1820 01:19:23.579 --> 01:19:23.899 Yeah. 1821 01:19:24.119 --> 01:19:24.539 Yeah. Yeah. 1822 01:19:24.600 --> 01:19:28.840 But we are watching Evan Handler pretend to have the comma. 1823 01:19:28.880 --> 01:19:34.779 And his wig. Yeah. Yeah. So, Chris, besides being with 1824 01:19:34.850 --> 01:19:37.670 me coming up with the shows. 1825 01:19:37.890 --> 01:19:38.670 We're doing those shows. 1826 01:19:38.689 --> 01:19:39.789 We're doing those shows. 1827 01:19:39.810 --> 01:19:41.449 Are we doing stand-up or live Juicy Scoop? 1828 01:19:41.789 --> 01:19:42.770 We're doing stand-up. 1829 01:19:42.890 --> 01:19:43.329 Oh, good. 1830 01:19:43.449 --> 01:19:47.329 Fun. Fun. But, you know, it's kind of, and then 1831 01:19:47.529 --> 01:19:51.350 in Sacramento and San Francisco, I think I will have 1832 01:19:51.390 --> 01:19:54.670 an element of the Juicy Scoop stuff with the photos 1833 01:19:54.729 --> 01:19:58.979 and stuff. But just trust me, guys. You can bring 1834 01:19:59.020 --> 01:20:02.369 your husband. He does not need to know about any 1835 01:20:02.409 --> 01:20:06.800 of this stuff. We make it funny. Just the show 1836 01:20:06.810 --> 01:20:07.229 will be great. 1837 01:20:07.260 --> 01:20:09.060 I had a blast in that San Diego. I haven't 1838 01:20:09.079 --> 01:20:11.939 seen you since San Diego. That show was so fun. 1839 01:20:12.680 --> 01:20:15.529 Both of us are doing very topical, fresh, funny stuff. 1840 01:20:15.609 --> 01:20:17.590 So just come to the show. Do you have anything 1841 01:20:17.670 --> 01:20:18.510 else you want to promote? 1842 01:20:19.029 --> 01:20:23.609 Please, like tomorrow, I'm in San Antonio, LOL. 1843 01:20:23.630 --> 01:20:25.489 Well, tomorrow, oh, on Tuesday? 1844 01:20:25.710 --> 01:20:29.270 No, Wednesday, Wednesday, I'm at LOL Comedy. Let me just 1845 01:20:29.310 --> 01:20:32.079 give you, LOL Comedy Club, San Antonio, Wednesday night at 19. 1846 01:20:32.069 --> 01:20:33.689 That's going to be fun shows. That is a great club. 1847 01:20:33.899 --> 01:20:36.920 Then I move on to Cap City in Austin, Capital 1848 01:20:36.960 --> 01:20:38.079 City Comedy Club in Austin. 1849 01:20:38.100 --> 01:20:38.329 Fun, fun, fun. 1850 01:20:38.340 --> 01:20:41.619 That's on Thursday night, the 20th, and then the 21st, 1851 01:20:41.720 --> 01:20:43.279 I'm in Houston at the House of Blues. 1852 01:20:43.399 --> 01:20:43.840 Sexy. 1853 01:20:44.039 --> 01:20:47.520 And then August 9th, right before I meet you. I'm 1854 01:20:47.600 --> 01:20:51.439 at Comedy Works in Denver on a Wednesday night, August 9th. Denver. 1855 01:20:51.479 --> 01:20:53.270 Comedy Works South. You know, the one out there. 1856 01:20:53.560 --> 01:20:55.850 Yeah, but that's the one I always play. I love 1857 01:20:55.869 --> 01:20:56.770 that one. I love that one. It's beautiful. 1858 01:20:56.789 --> 01:20:58.279 So I'm doing it one night only. That's it. 1859 01:20:58.470 --> 01:20:59.270 You are going to kill it. 1860 01:20:59.270 --> 01:21:03.289 Frangiole.fun, cover to cover, all those things and more. 1861 01:21:04.060 --> 01:21:07.270 Christmas shopping has already started in our house. My daughter 1862 01:21:07.329 --> 01:21:11.430 is so organised, already planning Christmas gifts from Macaulay. Hair 1863 01:21:11.470 --> 01:21:14.050 care for her aunt and a fab fragrance for her bestie. 1864 01:21:14.210 --> 01:21:16.550 But the apple doesn't fall far from the tree. I'm 1865 01:21:16.569 --> 01:21:18.750 an early bird, buying one present a week from now 1866 01:21:18.810 --> 01:21:21.869 till Christmas, which makes budgeting less stressful. I can buy 1867 01:21:21.970 --> 01:21:26.270 in-store or online from Macaulay.ie for home delivery or free 1868 01:21:26.369 --> 01:21:27.050 click and collect. 1869 01:21:27.329 --> 01:21:28.210 So easy. 1870 01:21:28.550 --> 01:21:31.010 Gifts they'll cherish at prices you'll love.