النص الكامل لحلقة Animals

Highest to Lowest. It's the same book. 00:02:59 Speaker 2: They think that they stole or kidnapped Denzel Washington's kid. But it turns out it's the kid of like his housekeeper or some shit. It's the same fucking story. 00:03:09 Speaker 1: It's the same movie. I didn't know the name of the movie. 00:03:12 Speaker 4: But I was like, oh, I've seen this story before. I just didn't know what the name of the story was. 00:03:17 Speaker 6: They almost didn't make it because he heard about Highest to Lowest. But since he made, he used AI. 00:03:26 Speaker 1: Who? 00:03:26 Speaker 5: Ben Affleck. 00:03:28 Speaker 3: Did he say that? 00:03:29 Speaker 5: It says. 00:03:30 Speaker 1: Oh, this Ben Affleck movie? 00:03:31 Speaker 6: Yeah, because he made an AI company that he sold to Netflix and he used that company to make some of this movie. 00:03:37 Speaker 1: What part did he use in the movie? 00:03:39 Speaker 3: The whole fucking thing with how shitty this movie was. 00:03:41 Speaker 4: Because I didn't, like, what would he have used AI for? 00:03:47 Speaker 6: It says Affleck sold an AI company to Netflix last, well, this year. For over $ 500 million and says AI was used in the making of the film, but critics couldn't tell where. 00:04:02 Speaker 1: Where do you guys think it was used at? 00:04:04 Speaker 5: I think it was a lot of the writing. Yeah, I think the script was probably AI. 00:04:09 Speaker 3: This script is bad. 00:04:10 Speaker 5: I think this is probably AI. 00:04:11 Speaker 3: Holy fuck, this script is bad. Me and my girl were seriously sitting there like, what the fuck? How did they make this? 00:04:18 Speaker 6: It's interesting because you can, it ain't got, I know it's gotten leaps and bounds better than you know, but like when she said that about, when Shia just said that about the Amazon Prime shows, it makes sense. And now that I'm reading this about this movie, it makes sense. Because I couldn't quite put my finger on it with Prime shows. I was telling Nick this not too long ago when he asked me was I watching Reacher or any of the other shows that we usually watch. And I was like, no, some just don't, it don't click for me anymore. And I felt the same thing watching this movie. I was like, this don't feel right. It feel like AI-ish. 00:04:49 Speaker 5: And it is. 00:04:50 Speaker 3: I never thought about AI. 00:04:51 Speaker 1: I didn't either. 00:04:52 Speaker 4: And I don't, I did see the story about Spider Noir and Nicolas Cage. I thought that was a lot for a lot of the future stuff. I'm not saying that has been used on old stuff. Like I could see them easily using it for the Lord of the Rings stuff because there's a lot of special effects there. yeah um so i could see them trying to uh um you know cheap cheap uh damn what's the fucking phrase and i'm getting it too mike um circumvent the process or whatever skip a process by using it that for instead of cgi i think this seemed like it was a lot on the ground in terms of stuff that so i was like i don't know. 00:05:32 Speaker 1: What but that's anything to hear nor yet um But either way I go. So yeah, you think it's awful, you think it's awful. And yeah, it's just dull as fucking shit. 00:05:45 Speaker 4: And when you get to the point where it's supposed to be this big reveal about them stealing the wrong kid, that's like, oh yeah, I've seen this before. 00:05:53 Speaker 1: So now it's like, all right, well. 00:05:55 Speaker 4: You're going to have to use the money to get the kid back. And now your big dilemma is, am I going to do that? 00:06:05 Speaker 1: And you. 00:06:07 Speaker 4: spinning the whole idea of you know you add the politics in and about i'm running for mayor and i'm broke and i gotta take a heloc and i didn't tell my wife about it and i'm losing with the latino uh audience and i gotta get the latino audience and then the way i'm gonna win the election is it's just like what in the entire hell are we fucking doing and and all here's the, the, the thing that concerned me the most about this movie when I was looking at this, when I went to go watch it, it wasn't, it was number 10 in the top 10. When I looked, I don't know what number it was for y'all. Cause apparently they're supposed, they're maybe different, but I'm like, I was like, okay, Ben and flag, new movie, Kerry Washington bet. I shouldn't chapter scroll to find it, bro. 00:06:59 Speaker 5: Like I had to type mine in me too. 00:07:01 Speaker 1: I did, too. 00:07:02 Speaker 4: And then I saw number 10. I'm like, oh, shit, this shit is not even at least in the top five. This must not be good. 00:07:08 Speaker 1: Yes. 00:07:09 Speaker 6: And it was confirmed. Yeah, I had to find it. I definitely had to find it. I didn't know if people were talking about it. I know we watched the preview. The preview didn't look this bad. The preview looked like a decent movie. And then you see, like you said, Kerry Washington and Ben Affleck. You're like, all right, that should be a little bit above average for a Netflix movie. 00:07:29 Speaker 5: But no, sir. No, sirree, Bob. 00:07:32 Speaker 4: What did you guys think about the intro about them kind of introducing Kimbrough as the mayor and they're. 00:07:38 Speaker 1: Running this whole thing? 00:07:39 Speaker 5: Didn't buy it at all. 00:07:41 Speaker 1: What'd you guys voted for? 00:07:42 Speaker 5: Nope. 00:07:43 Speaker 2: Damn. 00:07:43 Speaker 1: I don't know. I thought they did a good job. 00:07:45 Speaker 5: I didn't have any problem with them. I just didn't care. 00:07:48 Speaker 4: I thought the intro was good in terms of him being a politician, et cetera, et cetera. 00:07:53 Speaker 5: Versus being a record exec. You thought that was better? 00:07:56 Speaker 1: I just like how they did it. 00:07:58 Speaker 5: I couldn't stop comparing them once I understood what it was. 00:08:02 Speaker 4: I'm glad I didn't have that until now. Because, you know, I think that helped me out a lot. I just thought

the story was just flat, basic, pretty simple. It's Netflix at this point. I'm like, all right, you know, it is what it is. Kerry Washington, I don't think she's done anything. It's been a minute since she's done something. 00:08:22 Speaker 2: Yeah, but I figured that with Ben Affleck and Kerry Washington and Steven Yeun, they at least. 00:08:28 Speaker 3: Had to spend some money. 00:08:31 Speaker 2: So watching it the whole time, I was just like, how the fuck did they get these three people involved in this terrible movie? 00:08:36 Speaker 3: But what you said makes complete sense. 00:08:39 Speaker 1: Yeah. Yeah. 00:08:40 Speaker 4: Um, and yeah, I'm, I'm just on here and I can't, I wrote out notes when I realized that, and then I realized I had to actually host it. Uh, and my notes are not syncing up with my computer, but not like I really need them, but, uh. 00:08:56 Speaker 5: Pull up your notes for, um, Tyler Lerner. 00:09:01 Speaker 3: Just put him up. 00:09:02 Speaker 5: Change the name. 00:09:03 Speaker 2: Just insert Ben Affleck instead of Denzel. 00:09:07 Speaker 1: Yeah. So, yeah. Okay, so I will say that. And, yeah, it looks like it's definitely receiving negative reviews from critics. 00:09:14 Speaker 4: But this is one of the– when I said on the last one, I was like, this is like– and it's on my phone. I hate playing detective. Now in movies, I would love to just kind of watch it. Because I'm watching this and I'm like, okay, is Steven involved? 00:09:30 Speaker 1: Same. 00:09:30 Speaker 3: I did the same thing. 00:09:31 Speaker 1: Yeah, it was frustrating. Oh, man, Ramones did it. 00:09:34 Speaker 3: I did the same thing. 00:09:37 Speaker 1: Yeah, I'm like, man, I can't even just watch a fucking movie now. 00:09:40 Speaker 3: I don't mind doing that, though. 00:09:41 Speaker 5: Yeah, I like that, though. That's quite a thrill for me. 00:09:44 Speaker 6: Those are the type of movies that I like when they do it well. 00:09:47 Speaker 1: I just don't think this movie was worth that. It wasn't. 00:09:49 Speaker 5: It was not. 00:09:50 Speaker 1: It was frustrating. Yeah, because it's like, what's the gotcha part of the movie? 00:09:56 Speaker 5: And it's that we already seen. 00:09:58 Speaker 1: I'm going to keep saying the gotcha part. 00:10:01 Speaker 5: We've seen it. Like, I don't even understand why they thought they could do this. 00:10:04 Speaker 4: Okay, so in Heart to Lois, was the wife having an affair in that one, too? So what did you guys think about that part? Because that kind of surprised me. 00:10:15 Speaker 1: Not me. That she was cheating? 00:10:17 Speaker 2: No, I wasn't surprised at all because they didn't seem like they even liked each other. First of all, Ben Affleck and Kerry Washington have zero chemistry. 00:10:25 Speaker 3: So I was like, okay, this is weird. 00:10:27 Speaker 2: So then when she met up with that fucking, that light-skinned ass dude in the fucking garage, I was like, what are we, what is this?

00:10:36 Speaker 5: Really? 00:10:38 Speaker 1: Really? 00:10:40 Speaker 5: I figured she'd be cheating on him, though. 00:10:42 Speaker 1: Why? Why not? 00:10:43 Speaker 3: He has a cheat like face. 00:10:45 Speaker 1: You know what I'm saying? That was the type of movie it was. 00:10:47 Speaker 3: Ben Affleck just screams cheat on me. It was like, we. 00:10:49 Speaker 6: Just gonna put all the seasonings in there. Let's just grab everything out of it. 00:10:52 Speaker 1: It didn't really mean shit. 00:10:53 Speaker 5: It didn't mean a goddamn thing. 00:10:56 Speaker 3: It led to nothing. 00:10:57 Speaker 6: It wanted us to make a more sympathetic character out of Ben Affleck's character. 00:11:00 Speaker 1: Didn't work. 00:11:01 Speaker 5: He was getting cheated on, but I didn't care. 00:11:02 Speaker 3: He was crying like a little bitch. 00:11:04 Speaker 1: The only part I did like... Yeah, he was. The only part I did like was when... Well, nah, that didn't, yeah, never mind. That's different. 00:11:13 Speaker 4: But I did like when she was like, when Sam, I think that's Glenn's character, went up to her and he was talking to her and she was like, oh yeah, because they were talking about his chance to get elected. He was like, yeah, because he has a black wife and blah, blah, blah. He was like, yeah, that actually don't help you. 00:11:28 Speaker 1: I was like, yo. 00:11:29 Speaker 3: When he said that, my girl went, oh my God. 00:11:31 Speaker 1: I was like, he's not wrong. He's not wrong at all. 00:11:37 Speaker 2: That shit was funny as hell, man. He's like, that doesn't help you. Like, what the fuck are you talking about? That doesn't help him, I mean. 00:11:42 Speaker 1: Oh, man. She was like, she thought she had him, too. 00:11:45 Speaker 5: She thought she could. 00:11:46 Speaker 1: Oh, yeah. He was like, bro, you actually in the way. 00:11:49 Speaker 3: Right. Don't they want to see your negress ass up there? 00:11:53 Speaker 1: Come to see you, Otis? 00:11:54 Speaker 3: What the fuck are you talking about? 00:11:55 Speaker 1: Oh, shit. 00:11:57 Speaker 4: But yeah, I thought that her cheating would do more for the movie outside of just having this big argument. Because I was like, okay, well, is he fucking involved somehow, some way? 00:12:11 Speaker 3: I never thought he was involved. 00:12:13 Speaker 1: By the time we got to the end of the movie, Mike, I was just throwing shit at the window at that point. Because I'm like, all right, can't be this straight. And it was. 00:12:21 Speaker 4: But no, it's just like, hey, you really care about our son, but your password is 111. 00:12:28 Speaker 1: And by the way, I looked at all your shit. 00:12:31 Speaker 3: That was so. 00:12:32 Speaker 2: This whole fucking shit was so... stupid if you're she's got to be the worst cheater on the fucking planet you texting and you got money yeah why don't you have a burner phone and if you're cheating. 00:12:50 Speaker 7: Your password why do you have

your phone face up like that man around the house now granted your kid has been kidnapped so you're not thinking straight but still I don't give a fuck what tragedy has happened. 00:13:02 Speaker 3: If I'm cheating, that shit is still in the back of my head. 00:13:04 Speaker 1: Turn your notifications off on the app. 00:13:07 Speaker 3: Or that. 00:13:08 Speaker 1: Or that. And just check the motherfucker on his own. 00:13:11 Speaker 3: Man, this shit was. 00:13:12 Speaker 2: And then like this whole thing of like this conversation they had. Your AI claim makes so much more sense now. Because I was like, why did this turn race related? When he was just like, is he a black guy? 00:13:30 Speaker 3: I was like, Ben, don't go there. Don't go there. 00:13:36 Speaker 2: You don't want these problems because if he is, you already know you're not going to fucking measure up. You already know you're not going to measure up. He's been blowing your wife's hoo-ha out. Don't ask these questions. 00:13:53 Speaker 1: Clearly, you ain't been fucking your wife. 00:13:54 Speaker 3: Or not good enough. 00:13:56 Speaker 1: Yeah. I just want to fuck my wife. 00:13:58 Speaker 7: Every day. 00:13:59 Speaker 1: You ain't been fucking your wife this whole time? Right. 00:14:02 Speaker 3: Right there, bro? 00:14:03 Speaker 1: Right. Like, what? Don't worry. 00:14:05 Speaker 5: Somebody else been taking care of her, bro. You all right. 00:14:07 Speaker 3: And quite well, because she was going to leave your ass and that damn kid. 00:14:09 Speaker 1: She wasn't going to leave him. She was. 00:14:11 Speaker 3: She wasn't going to leave him. 00:14:12 Speaker 1: Nah. 00:14:12 Speaker 3: She said that. 00:14:13 Speaker 1: No. Yeah, she did. She couldn't believe that he had the nerve to leave his fucking wife. 00:14:19 Speaker 2: No she said i wasn't gonna do it until after the campaign oh shit she did fucking right she was gonna leave his punk. 00:14:29 Speaker 4: Ass it looked like in the wow this is so bad because it looked like in the beginning of the movie when they were in the garage. 00:14:35 Speaker 1: That she was like damn i can't believe he did that. 00:14:37 Speaker 2: She did she did but i think after that she thought about it more and was like yeah i'm not happy here okay okay. 00:14:44 Speaker 4: Um I do like the, it was a weird question that he asked, but I do like the question because I, damn. 00:14:51 Speaker 3: Because white dudes would think that. 00:14:52 Speaker 1: That's what I'm thinking. Yeah. They just, it just stopped there. It was just like, is he black? I think she was like, oh, don't go there. And then it was like, that was it. That's a yes. 00:15:00 Speaker 3: Why would you say don't go there? That's a fucking yes, lady. 00:15:03 Speaker 4: But express some insecurities about, oh, you're going to leave me for a black guy. 00:15:07 Speaker 1: Did you want to be with the black? Like, I mean, it's not a movie to go that in depth. 00:15:11 Speaker 3: But they should have. 00:15:11 Speaker 1: But. It would have made a little bit more sense. 00:15:14 Speaker 4: Yeah, it was like, oh, you don't want to, do you feel insecure about being with a white guy? Because you got this fucking mixed kid now, so you can't do shit about that. But yeah, that was just kind of weird. But I did think, y'all, that when he got the call, because they kind of stretched out the beginning of this shit, but when it was like, oh yeah, by the way, I got your kid. 00:15:41 Speaker 1: He went into full white man mode, bro. 00:15:45 Speaker 3: I'll fucking kill you, you son of a bitch. 00:15:47 Speaker 1: You got my kid. 00:15:48 Speaker 3: Listen, Jack. 00:15:49 Speaker 1: Who the fuck is calling my phone? Fuck you. Get the fuck off my phone. And then when he found out that shit was real. 00:15:56 Speaker 3: He said, oh, sir. 00:15:57 Speaker 1: Sir. He said, what do you want, sir? You ain't got to do this, sir. Please, sir. 00:16:05 Speaker 3: Man, that shit was funny. 00:16:07 Speaker 1: Yes. 00:16:08 Speaker 3: Hold on, sir. 00:16:09 Speaker 5: You're going a little too crazy. 00:16:10 Speaker 1: Wait, wait, wait. Hold on. And now, you don't have to do this, sir. It's fucking funny, though. I caught the reference, but. No, you didn't. Stop. 00:16:17 Speaker 3: Yeah, I did. 00:16:18 Speaker 4: He still makes fun of himself. But, yo, I was like, yo, his whole demeanor changed, bro. 00:16:23 Speaker 3: I wasn't even thinking about that, but that's fucked up. 00:16:25 Speaker 1: It's probably just involuntary. 00:16:26 Speaker 3: It's probably just, yeah, in my brain. 00:16:29 Speaker 4: Man, bro. And then, of course, he went back to full white man mortgage. I'm like, I can't believe you even fucking did this. Start cussing him out again. And the wife's like, what the fuck are you doing? I was like, what is this writing? What is this writing right now? Are you mad or are you not mad? 00:16:42 Speaker 1: You're right. I think you're right, Spike. 00:16:44 Speaker 4: And then, which now explained in the beginning why it was like, well, you know, I ain't got the money. And then it was like, well, you can take out the loan on your house, blah, blah, blah, blah, which created the tension about asking for seven mil that he didn't have. And this is why I thought Sam was involved. Like, oh, yeah, she was like, man, I got somebody to be here in an hour, bro. 00:17:06 Speaker 3: Yeah, I thought he was involved, too. 00:17:08 Speaker 1: Oh, wait a minute. 00:17:09 Speaker 5: Okay. 00:17:10 Speaker 2: But before we got there, I thought the housekeeper lady was involved because why she had two black eyes. 00:17:20 Speaker 1: He hit her, Mike. 00:17:21 Speaker 3: He hit her like this? 00:17:23 Speaker 1: She was fighting back. No, bro. 00:17:26 Speaker 2: That shit didn't make no sense. She said he attacked me and I fell on the ground. How you get two? He hit her like this? She might have broke her nose. 00:17:36 Speaker 5: Because we

just seen with Carrie, the girl had two black eyes. 00:17:39 Speaker 3: She had a huge black eye like this. And then a little black eye here. 00:17:44 Speaker 1: I think she got knocked down, got back up, and he was like, damn. 00:17:48 Speaker 3: Bitch, I told you to sit down. 00:17:50 Speaker 1: She could lose that job, Mike. She lost that fight. Don't get back up. 00:17:55 Speaker 4: Because she was like, hey, yo, I got my... She was like, they keep changing the story about Ramone. I don't know what the fuck he does. 00:18:01 Speaker 1: He's a Capitan. He's this, he's that. They must really get a job. Because I thought they were involved, too. I was like, oh, Ramone, bro. 00:18:09 Speaker 5: You're a little suspicious. 00:18:10 Speaker 3: Yeah, the way they were acting like he wouldn't look at anybody, I was like, oh, he's definitely involved. 00:18:14 Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah. Nope, he's just a sharpshooter that owns a farm. I think he worked for the Mafia, or whatever, the cartel. 00:18:24 Speaker 3: Did they say that? 00:18:25 Speaker 1: Kind of, sort of, yeah. What? I think he's... Shut up. You're racist. 00:18:29 Speaker 5: They didn't say that. 00:18:30 Speaker 1: Shut up. Did they say that, Spike? He said when I was a Capitan. 00:18:45 Speaker 2: You're racist as shit, Ken. They did not say that, that that man was running from the cartel. He used to work for the cartel. 00:18:50 Speaker 4: He said if you steal our kid's family, that's like stealing from their family. 00:18:54 Speaker 1: From the boss. I hope it's the same here. Yeah, he did say that. I don't think he was from the cartel. That was a hell of a shot, though. 00:19:03 Speaker 5: Anybody shoot like that got to be in the cartel. 00:19:07 Speaker 3: He's Mexican and he knows how to use a gun. 00:19:09 Speaker 1: He must be in the cartel. 00:19:12 Speaker 3: Oh, shit. 00:19:13 Speaker 1: Racist ass. 00:19:14 Speaker 4: Hey, Ramone, bro. Ramone was stupid as fuck, though. I still don't know, like, okay, here's the other part. 00:19:24 Speaker 1: First, yeah, so she. 00:19:25 Speaker 4: Be like, yeah, seven mil is going to cost you 1.4, but, you know, it is what it is. 00:19:29 Speaker 1: When you win, you're good for it, I guess. 00:19:32 Speaker 5: I liked her. 00:19:34 Speaker 1: She was better in here than she was in that other movie we watched. That's Scully. Teenage Sex, whatever. 00:19:41 Speaker 3: Oh, I liked her better in that. 00:19:43 Speaker 1: Because it took me, I was like, is that Scully? 00:19:45 Speaker 3: Why she got to be British? 00:19:48 Speaker 1: I don't know. 00:19:48 Speaker 3: That didn't serve no fucking purpose. You know I'm with you, Spud. 00:19:54 Speaker 1: Every question you ask, the answer. 00:19:58 Speaker 5: Is A.I. 00:19:58 Speaker 4: I have no idea, but she showed up. And here's my other, white man mode again. Because when Danny walked in, he was like, all right, bet. She was like, all right, where's my money? He was like, you didn't do shit. 00:20:11 Speaker 1: She was like, bro, Sam told you as soon as I say it's all. You owe the money regardless. 00:20:18 Speaker 3: No matter what happened, you can't say you didn't know. 00:20:20 Speaker 1: He didn't give a fuck. He was like, yo, my kid came back on his own. 00:20:24 Speaker 2: I can talk him out of it because that's not fair. I believe in fairness and equality. You didn't do the work, Jack. So why should I pay you? 00:20:33 Speaker 1: She was like, I don't give a fuck. 00:20:34 Speaker 5: She was like, give me my money. I don't give a fuck about none of this. She wasn't even fazed by that bullshit. 00:20:39 Speaker 4: Nah, she was like, I don't give my goddamn money. Because I got whatever his name is driving me over here. 00:20:44 Speaker 1: His dumb ass. But yeah. And she was like, fair is what one agrees to. 00:20:50 Speaker 4: And then, of course, then they did the little twist thing about it being whatever. But then, you know, so they did all this shit, whatever. And This is where I thought Ramon was involved. He was like, yeah, send Ramon to the back to fix the post. And Ramon was like, man, it's dark. I ain't trying to do all that shit. 00:21:07 Speaker 1: I wouldn't either. For $ 100? Fuck you. He was like, all right, $ 500 then, bro. He was like, all right. But he went and cut a hole through the fence. 00:21:15 Speaker 3: No, the hole was there. 00:21:18 Speaker 2: Oh. 00:21:18 Speaker 3: He was paying him to go fix the hole. 00:21:20 Speaker 1: Oh, yeah. Damn. OK. 00:21:22 Speaker 3: Well, where the hell Ramon go? I don't know where Ramon went. 00:21:26 Speaker 1: Cause he went through that hole and went to go find the guy. 00:21:29 Speaker 3: Well, that happened later. 00:21:30 Speaker 1: I know. I'm just saying, I'm just talking about the movie. 00:21:33 Speaker 2: I mean, that shit didn't make no damn sense either. Cause I was like, wait, so Ramone just went outside and was like, okay, they can see the front of the house. 00:21:42 Speaker 3: So they must be up there. 00:21:44 Speaker 2: So I'm going to go around back and go up a fucking mountain and then lose a fight. 00:21:49 Speaker 1: He got tossed around. I was like, bro, what. 00:21:54 Speaker 3: The fuck am I looking at? Oh, no fucking fighting ass Ramones. 00:21:58 Speaker 1: So you can shoot from wherever. 00:22:00 Speaker 3: But you can't punch from close. 00:22:01 Speaker 1: And then you made this noise with this thing. 00:22:03 Speaker 2: Why did he do that? Why didn't you pop the little thingy before you walked up on him? 00:22:09 Speaker 1: Right. 00:22:10 Speaker 3: This movie is fucking ridiculous. 00:22:11 Speaker 4: I think he knew where he was because remember he was like, all right, so what we're going to do, you're going to just, she was like, you just tell him you're going to get it to him in the morning. You go to this political event and that's how we're going to play it. They're going to listen to you because they greedy. And when he walked

out, he was waving the phone in that area. 00:22:27 Speaker 1: Yeah. 00:22:28 Speaker 4: And that's where we were like, oh, so they're up there, which also means that everybody else could probably know that they're there, including the British lady. 00:22:38 Speaker 1: Send your boy up there to go pop him. Or kidnap him. 00:22:42 Speaker 5: Makes the most sense. 00:22:44 Speaker 4: Oh my God, man. Then they had the whole big fight. We already talked about that. Then she was like, look, there's a couple options we can do. 00:22:51 Speaker 1: There's three. It's kinetic. 00:22:53 Speaker 4: They love throwing that word out, kinetic. Now, the military love to do that. Bro is fucking war, you shoot at each other. You can call it whatever you want to fucking call it. 00:23:02 Speaker 1: Kinetic action. And I think she gave him three points, three things. Did I write this shit down? Because I think at some point, Mike, I stopped taking notes. 00:23:13 Speaker 5: I don't blame you. 00:23:16 Speaker 1: But yeah. 00:23:17 Speaker 3: I think one option was to. 00:23:18 Speaker 4: It was kinetic. Oh, here it is. Call the police, pay, or the kinetic. Which one would you guys have picked? 00:23:27 Speaker 5: And the kinetic was shooting. 00:23:29 Speaker 3: The kinetic was killing him. 00:23:34 Speaker 2: I would have picked three, but just had a much better plan than what these dumb fucks had. 00:23:38 Speaker 3: This is the dumbest fucking plan I've ever heard, man. 00:23:42 Speaker 5: If I had the money, I'd just pay. 00:23:44 Speaker 3: Yeah, well, he didn't have the money. 00:23:46 Speaker 1: That was the problem. He was borrowing it for her, and then he had to pay 8.4 back. 1.4. We had 1.4. I mean, 8.4 total. 7 plus 1.4. But, yeah, I'm kinetic for me, bro. You ain't going to kill my... He's getting at my kid and he's going to get away with it. 00:24:02 Speaker 4: Because then you can come back. And that's kind of what he was saying at the end. He said, now you're going to be scared of me for the rest of your life. 00:24:07 Speaker 5: Yeah. 00:24:08 Speaker 3: But they never even explained who the fuck he was. 00:24:10 Speaker 1: Man. 00:24:11 Speaker 2: They were making it seem like he did something to this man. And they never explained. 00:24:15 Speaker 5: Who the fuck he is. We don't even know who it was. 00:24:17 Speaker 1: Man, bro. 00:24:17 Speaker 2: Another thing about it is I was hoping y'all could fill it in because when they pulled off his mask, Ben Affleck made a face like he knew him. And we both looked at each other and I was like, do you know who. 00:24:26 Speaker 3: The fuck that is? And she was like, no. 00:24:28 Speaker 1: No flashback. No. Nothing. 00:24:31 Speaker 3: I thought I nodded off. 00:24:31 Speaker 1: Double negative on purpose. 00:24:32 Speaker 5: I thought I nodded off. 00:24:33 Speaker 3: Same, Spike. 00:24:34 Speaker 5: I thought I nodded off. I was like, did I fall asleep? 00:24:36 Speaker 1: Nope. It wasn't in the video. 00:24:37 Speaker 5: Because I'm not going back. 00:24:39 Speaker 1: Me either. 00:24:39 Speaker 6: I'm not about to rewind this shit to figure it out. I'm not doing that. So I thought y'all was going to be able to answer that for me when I came in here. 00:24:45 Speaker 1: I meant to Google it. 00:24:46 Speaker 3: I'm going to Google it right now. 00:24:47 Speaker 4: And what I also thought was kind of, because Mark was stupid as fuck. 00:24:52 Speaker 1: First of all, he agreed to the thing. And then he fell for the upsell. 00:24:57 Speaker 4: So, because she was like, so, yeah, we can do the kinetic thing. 00:25:02 Speaker 1: He did not once ask, like, is that going to be more money? 00:25:06 Speaker 5: How much is it? 00:25:07 Speaker 1: She was just like, when she told him. 00:25:10 Speaker 4: And the other thing I thought was weird, when Kerry Washington, character Abby, was whispering, she was looking. 00:25:15 Speaker 1: At him like really weird, like she knew what was going on. But that didn't come back around. 00:25:19 Speaker 4: I guess they're supposed to show that she's over her, but she was like, He was like, yeah, you know, once we do the whole exchange or whatever, I want you to kill. 00:25:24 Speaker 1: He was like, yeah, well, you know, that's going to be double. He was like, what are you talking about, double? 00:25:28 Speaker 4: He was like, yeah, but she caught his ass with the upsell and then recorded him as evidence. I'm like, bro, you fucking stupid. Because he got caught on tape. 00:25:40 Speaker 2: If you would love to have more content from Frames Per Second, become a patron where you can contribute to what we review and discuss. Our Patreon gives the listeners the power to nominate and vote a monthly discussion. and film review, while also nominating and voting on weekly solo reviews from each cast member. You also get the opportunity to vote on the publicly released anniversary film, all exclusive to our Patreon. So become a patron at patreon.com frames per second, where there are two tiers you can choose from. That's patreon.com forward slash frames per second. 00:26:17 Speaker 1: How would y'all have gotten to the damn chair that was down there? 00:26:20 Speaker 3: What was this? AI. 00:26:23 Speaker 2: Why did he fucking try to fucking ride the goddamn bag down the hill? 00:26:30 Speaker 3: There's no stairs? 00:26:31 Speaker 1: It's a way to get down. 00:26:33 Speaker 3: There has to be a way to get down there. 00:26:36 Speaker 1: It's not that. 00:26:37 Speaker 2: And they slow-mo'd it. When he fucking came down, they slow-mo'd it. He busted it and landed in the water. I was like, what is this? 00:26:48 Speaker 1: They thought that was going to hit. 00:26:49 Speaker 3: I don't know why. 00:26:50 Speaker 4: Like, nah, bro. I swear, there ain't no way. Because I'm like, that's not going to fucking work. We all knew it was not going to work. 00:26:57 Speaker 5: No chance. 00:26:58 Speaker 4: That's another way

to get down there. You have the leverage. You have the fucking money. So all you have to do is like, yeah, this should be fun. 00:27:06 Speaker 1: I'm like, bro. First, I'm like, I'm not doing this shit. No. I'm going around. However you put that chair down there is how I'm going to get down there. 00:27:15 Speaker 6: I know you didn't fucking surf down there. 00:27:16 Speaker 5: So you're going. 00:27:18 Speaker 4: To wait until I walk around and put that chair down there. So then you get down there, whatever, and then count a lot of money. How this shit stupid. 00:27:28 Speaker 1: And, of course, they didn't have to push Hector down there fucking down. Bruh. 00:27:37 Speaker 3: I could have punched a baby. 00:27:39 Speaker 2: When this happened, when Hector hit that ground, it fucking flew in the air. 00:27:48 Speaker 3: And Ben Affleck caught him like a wide receiver. I was like, what in the fuck is this? Why was that necessary? 00:27:56 Speaker 1: They tried to make a moment. It was not a good one. They were like, oh, Hector's in danger. Ben got to save him. I'm like, what the fuck? Yo, look. You hitting that pavement, that's worth the 1.4 mil I'm about to pay. Bro, you're going to have to get some scars, some. 00:28:17 Speaker 5: Scratches, something, bro. 00:28:18 Speaker 1: I'm about 1.4 mil. 00:28:19 Speaker 4: Your ass should have got caught. 00:28:23 Speaker 5: A little something got to happen. 00:28:24 Speaker 1: You got to be hurt. 00:28:26 Speaker 4: So if you're going to slide down that wagon and just tumble, then it is what it is. I'm not going to sit here and try to save you. 00:28:32 Speaker 3: That shit was so fucking funny, man. 00:28:34 Speaker 1: This motherfucker. And then the way they shot it. Yeah. 00:28:41 Speaker 3: It was like, whoop, whoop. 00:28:42 Speaker 1: I was like, what? 00:28:45 Speaker 4: What are y'all doing? Are you okay? And blah, blah, blah. And then, of course, they killed the two guys. Her stupid ass. Now I understand why he was like, yeah, so what do you think? 00:28:56 Speaker 1: Who do you think is the boss? She was like, yeah, it's two. Because that's supposed to trick us. Sure, but it didn't. 00:29:01 Speaker 4: Into thinking that it's only two. And then once they're dead, there's not a third guy. Nobody's that fucking stupid. 00:29:09 Speaker 1: And then she'd get out because you spent your whole career being careful. People don't know who you are. 00:29:15 Speaker 3: Why would you drive the truck down there? 00:29:17 Speaker 1: For what? 00:29:19 Speaker 3: There was no reason to drive the truck down there. 00:29:22 Speaker 2: No. 00:29:23 Speaker 3: You could have stayed up at the top. 00:29:25 Speaker 2: And said, yo, go find the stairs and come up here. 00:29:28 Speaker 1: Spike, she flying, too. Flying. Flying. It's all an act to get down there. What the fuck? Got to ask how it got popped. 00:29:36 Speaker 7: Immediately. 00:29:38 Speaker 2: And she laying on the ground looking at him I'm like

Ben Affleck could have done a lot of shit. 00:29:44 Speaker 8: Get down all it takes wait a minute you thought there was two but guess what spoiler alert there's another one There's a third one. 00:29:58 Speaker 3: And he's like, bro, you don't need all that. 00:30:00 Speaker 1: Get down. 00:30:01 Speaker 3: That's all he had to say. 00:30:02 Speaker 2: But I think he was cool with her dying, obviously, because he didn't have to give the money back. 00:30:06 Speaker 1: Yep. 00:30:07 Speaker 3: But this shit was stupid. 00:30:10 Speaker 4: Somehow at the end of the day, yeah, because he was about to kill him and then Hickam Hector had popped, you know, whatever. 00:30:16 Speaker 1: So Hector got to be the fucking hero and save his kid. 00:30:18 Speaker 2: Man. 00:30:19 Speaker 1: That's all he wanted to do, Spike. 00:30:20 Speaker 3: From a mile away, he popped him in the head. 00:30:23 Speaker 1: 200 yards, I think. 00:30:24 Speaker 3: I was like, man, get the fuck out of here, man. What is this garbage-ass movie? 00:30:27 Speaker 1: Because that's why he ran up. He was like, Ben Affleck was like, Mark was like, bro, what the fuck are you doing, Ramone? He was like, yeah, I wanted to be the one to save my kid. He was like. 00:30:39 Speaker 4: He was like, you know, because even he said that to his wife. He was like, I'm not going to. Then he was like, what the fuck is wrong with this country? All kind of shit. And then he got to be the hero at the end of the day. And they flipped that shit into him winning the campaign. A lot about all that shit. So at the end of the day, the white man still got his way. He didn't have to pay any of the money back. 00:30:57 Speaker 1: Right. Well, the debt. And he just, they lied about the whole shit. 00:31:03 Speaker 4: And gave Ramon the fucking money. He was like, who money is that? He was like, depends on who you ask. We splitting this shit. 00:31:09 Speaker 2: If I'm Ramone, straight facts. No, the half dash is mine. 00:31:13 Speaker 1: I think he gave Ramone all of it. 00:31:15 Speaker 3: No, he didn't give him all of it. 00:31:16 Speaker 1: I thought he gave him all of it. 00:31:17 Speaker 3: No, why would he give him all of his money? 00:31:19 Speaker 1: I have no idea. 00:31:20 Speaker 3: He didn't. 00:31:20 Speaker 4: Because once he won the election, he got the money back that he spent. 00:31:25 Speaker 3: He didn't give him all that money. 00:31:26 Speaker 2: He probably gave him a couple mil, but I don't think it implied that he gave him all of the money. 00:31:30 Speaker 1: I didn't know. 00:31:31 Speaker 5: I thought he did. 00:31:31 Speaker 3: Because there'd be no reason for him to do that. 00:31:33 Speaker 1: They didn't really say, but I just thought he just gave them to him or just. 00:31:36 Speaker 3: Unless I missed something. 00:31:37 Speaker 1: Maybe I missed something. Because he took his ass back to the cartel. 00:31:40 Speaker 5: Could you find out who that was? 00:31:43 Speaker 3: The

killer? It says it's a white man with a beard. 00:31:46 Speaker 5: Oh, Jesus. 00:31:47 Speaker 3: Even this article is like, we don't know who the fuck this dude is. 00:31:50 Speaker 6: It's amazing to me, the range of Ben Affleck movies. Like, it can be really fucking good, or it. 00:31:57 Speaker 5: Can be this shit. 00:31:58 Speaker 1: But if you sell. 00:31:59 Speaker 5: You never fucking know. 00:32:00 Speaker 1: Yeah, well, it's not supposed to be like this. 00:32:03 Speaker 4: But if I'm selling this show to Netflix, this AI company or whatever, to Netflix, you would think you were probably trying to make it good. Because Ben Affleck, just by his movie history, and adding a little bit to what you said, he should know what a good fucking movie is. 00:32:22 Speaker 3: At this point, yeah, he should. 00:32:24 Speaker 4: So you should have known, like, this might not be it. But he sold the company, so he doesn't even have it anymore. 00:32:33 Speaker 5: He sold it to Netflix for $ 500 million. 00:32:35 Speaker 1: So he's done? 00:32:37 Speaker 5: Yeah. 00:32:38 Speaker 6: I don't know if he runs it. I don't know how the situation set up, but he sold it. They said this shit for $ 500 million. The last movie he did was Air. About the Jordans. 00:32:51 Speaker 1: I didn't watch it. You didn't watch that? No, I haven't seen it yet. Here's the thing. That's the thing about fucking AI writing this shit. It's not like. 00:33:02 Speaker 4: Netflix has been putting out mediocre shit anyway, bro. So you're just adding AI to the mix. Like, you know, either it's going to get better or it's going to get worse. You know, odds are it's not going to make much of a difference. Like, you didn't need the fucking shit to make mediocre movies. You buy some shit, you hope it's going to be better. 00:33:19 Speaker 1: But either way it goes, yeah, I just, this was like... Garbage. Yeah, just really a waste of time. 00:33:27 Speaker 4: And the fact that it's tense, I don't even know if it even cracked the top five or whatever. 00:33:33 Speaker 1: Maybe it did day one. Yeah. 00:33:35 Speaker 4: It's just like, nah, cause none of this shit may fucking say, what was the shit I wrote at the end? 00:33:39 Speaker 1: I wrote something at the end. Uh, Oh yeah. 00:33:43 Speaker 4: And just, I don't know if this one, I really, I like a really asking questions like how the fuck did they cover this shit up? 00:33:50 Speaker 1: All these bodies. 00:33:51 Speaker 4: And I guess just what he was saying at the beginning when they were driving, it was like, yeah, in this area, you know, a body can be dead and nobody even fucking care. 00:33:59 Speaker 3: Including a rich white woman. No one is going to ask where this woman is. 00:34:03 Speaker 1: Nobody knows who she is. 00:34:04 Speaker 3: Who has millions of dollars. 00:34:07 Speaker 1: Remember, Kara was like, yeah, I looked you up and you don't exist. 00:34:10 Speaker 3: Well, how the fuck Glenn got the number? 00:34:12 Speaker 1: I mean, Glenn, though. That's the world he work in. Yeah. 00:34:16 Speaker 3: Oh, he must be in the cartel, too. 00:34:19 Speaker 1: Man. The Yakuza. I was going to ask what they called it. 00:34:23 Speaker 3: He's not even Japanese, you racist. Oh, shit. 00:34:26 Speaker 1: My bad. My bad, yeah. God. 00:34:27 Speaker 2: Damn. 00:34:28 Speaker 1: I can't think of the equivalent of it. Oh, my bad. That was the first one that came up. I apologize. 00:34:34 Speaker 3: You should, racist ass. 00:34:36 Speaker 1: That was racist. I'm sorry. Hey, you get one back on me. You must be in the Crips, huh? Yeah, exactly. 00:34:43 Speaker 2: It's fair exchange. Yeah, this was really bad, man. This ending, I was just like, what the fuck did we just sit there and watch for an hour. 00:34:53 Speaker 3: And a half? 00:34:53 Speaker 1: 20 minutes in, I knew I didn't have to pay attention to this movie. Same. Yeah. 00:34:58 Speaker 4: Yeah, so I was just like, all right, well, I can walk around and do some other stuff. I know y'all get mad when I say that shit, but watch the movie. 00:35:04 Speaker 1: You'll fucking understand. 00:35:04 Speaker 3: They're not going to get mad about this one. 00:35:06 Speaker 1: That's all this movie deserves. 00:35:07 Speaker 6: You can really tell the difference in the shows now and how they make the ones like this that you, like, okay, you know within 20 minutes, like you said, and then once you know, it's like, I ain't going to watch this at all. They're going to tell me everything while I'm on my phone or doing work or whatever it may be. And then you watch something like Lanterns or Slow Horses or shit like that, and it's like, oh, shit. 00:35:26 Speaker 1: Oh, the rip. Yeah, I remember the rip. 00:35:29 Speaker 5: What's that? 00:35:33 Speaker 1: Some other movie that I think he was in. It was the movie about the bank robbery with the shit. Yeah, it was some bank robbery shit. But anyway, that's... Yep, Spike is right, yeah. 00:35:44 Speaker 2: Ben Affleck publicly admitted to using AI for, quote, lots of things during the making of this film. Wow. 00:35:52 Speaker 1: Yep, yep. 00:35:54 Speaker 2: He's declined to specify which exact scenes or shots used AI, but he compared it to spoiling the illusion of a magic trick. Ben, I see why J-Lo left your ass, because you're fucking stupid. 00:36:07 Speaker 3: This is stupid. How did y'all make. 00:36:10 Speaker 2: And Kerry Washington, if you don't take your teeth out this fucking movie, you deserve better than this bullshit, girl. 00:36:17 Speaker 1: She ain't doing shit, bro. But she can, though. 00:36:20 Speaker 5: That was the AI boy. 00:36:21 Speaker 3: I don't think... But the AI, her teeth. 00:36:23 Speaker 5: Karen Washington was AI. 00:36:25 Speaker 1: Oh, her whole thing? Her whole thing? 00:36:28 Speaker 3: She wasn't even in the real movie? 00:36:29 Speaker 5: She wasn't even in it. 00:36:30 Speaker 3: I think the AI, that little bad acting little kid. 00:36:33

Speaker 1: Oh, man. Denny or Hector or both? No, no. 00:36:35 Speaker 2: The black kid. I think that was Buddy from Walking Dead. I think that was Michonne's kid. 00:36:41 Speaker 3: I'm hungry now. I think that was his ass. 00:36:42 Speaker 4: I'm trying to really figure out what part was AI now. 00:36:47 Speaker 2: I think Spike is on point. I think it was the writing. Because the writing makes no sense. 00:36:51 Speaker 1: Yeah. 00:36:52 Speaker 2: The writing seriously makes no fucking sense. Oh. 00:36:57 Speaker 3: And I think you're wrong to some. 00:36:58 Speaker 2: I think Ben was probably planning to make this garbage film and use it to promote his AI company. 00:37:04 Speaker 3: But you did the opposite. 00:37:07 Speaker 2: Even if I fucked with AI, I would not use your company if this is what you think a quality product is. 00:37:13 Speaker 5: He know this movie not good. He know how to make good movies like you said. 00:37:15 Speaker 3: Right. So why would he do this? 00:37:18 Speaker 5: No way he watched this and was like, yep. 00:37:20 Speaker 1: Yep, this is it. And apparently, I want to go ahead and issue an on-air correction. I was wrong. Jalen said that Carrie's been in a lot of stuff. Carrie Washington is good. 00:37:28 Speaker 5: Oh, you said she ain't been in nothing? 00:37:29 Speaker 1: I haven't seen her. 00:37:30 Speaker 5: Oh, I missed it. 00:37:31 Speaker 1: I gotta look it up now. 00:37:31 Speaker 5: I didn't know why he texted. I was like, why he texting? 00:37:33 Speaker 4: Because I was sitting on an on-air line and just saying shit. 00:37:37 Speaker 3: Yeah, Carrie Washington is cooking. Because I said Carrie Washington deserves better than this. He said she wasn't doing shit. 00:37:41 Speaker 5: Oh, yeah, she been cooking this shit. 00:37:43 Speaker 3: She had no reason to be in this movie. 00:37:45 Speaker 1: None. No, no, no. 00:37:46 Speaker 3: What the fuck she been doing there? 00:37:48 Speaker 5: She was in, uh, I know she was in a TV show. 00:37:52 Speaker 1: I'm about to look now. 00:37:53 Speaker 5: Well, she shouldn't have been in this. 00:37:55 Speaker 1: Imperfect Woman. 00:37:56 Speaker 5: Yeah, that Imperfect Woman. She was in that. This was insulting. 00:37:59 Speaker 2: Bro. 00:37:59 Speaker 5: Very much so. 00:38:01 Speaker 2: Like, this was another moment where I'm watching something and I'm getting aggravated because it's like, I'm never the smartest person in the room. 00:38:08 Speaker 3: I've said that a million times. Never the smartest person in the room. I might just be the loudest. But I don't appreciate movies that treat us like we're stupid. 00:38:17 Speaker 1: Like you're stupid, yeah. 00:38:18 Speaker 2: This movie treated the audience like we are absolute fucking morons. And the whole time we're watching this, we're both like, what? 00:38:27 Speaker 1: Why? 00:38:27 Speaker 3: Why would you make this? 00:38:30 Speaker 1: Yeah. 00:38:31 Speaker 2: If this wasn't a bunch of cursing, I would have expected this was a WB show that got fucking thrown away and they released way later because it felt like some shit that was on like UPN or something. 00:38:45 Speaker 3: Y'all got it. 00:38:46 Speaker 1: Yeah, he right. 00:38:47 Speaker 6: I was listening to an interview where he was talking about this, but he said that's Netflix. 00:38:51 Speaker 5: Instruction to do that. 00:38:53 Speaker 3: To use AI? 00:38:54 Speaker 6: Well, not to use AI, but I'm reading Jalen's text. He said he and Matt Damon admitted that Netflix tells them to consistently repeat the plot and remember that people are on their phones while watching just to keep the screen time. 00:39:06 Speaker 3: But that wasn't the issue. The issue was the plot was trash. 00:39:10 Speaker 1: Yeah. 00:39:10 Speaker 3: And it made no fucking sense. 00:39:12 Speaker 1: Mm-hmm. 00:39:13 Speaker 2: And you introduce all of these elements that you would think would make the plot more interesting. Because like Ken, I was like, oh, Glenn's involved. Oh, Glenn's not involved. 00:39:21 Speaker 3: Well, shit. Ramon. Ramon is involved. Oh, no, he's not. Old girl that got popped in both eyes. She's involved. 00:39:29 Speaker 1: Maybe that was AI, Mike. No, she's not. 00:39:30 Speaker 3: It must have been. I don't know anybody that punches like this. But, nah, you can have this bullshit. Get the fuck out of here, Ben Affleck. 00:39:40 Speaker 5: Fuck AI. 00:39:41 Speaker 1: Yeah. 00:39:43 Speaker 5: Trash-ass, garbage-ass movie. It was hard to be worse than the other movie, but they succeeded. What other? Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. The Spike Lee joint. 00:39:52 Speaker 1: Facts. 00:39:53 Speaker 5: Because that was terrible, too. But it was at least it didn't feel like AI. 00:39:57 Speaker 2: And you over here crying like this because she cheating on you. And then when she said, well, go ahead and fuck your wife then. 00:40:03 Speaker 3: I'm like, bro, don't do that. 00:40:04 Speaker 1: He did it. 00:40:05 Speaker 3: Don't do that. 00:40:06 Speaker 2: Because first of all, like I said, she was fucking a black man. You know, that hole is way bigger than what you used to. Why would you do this? Why would you do this? 00:40:14 Speaker 3: This whole thing did not work. I just want to fuck my wife every day. I mean, who doesn't, bro? 00:40:23 Speaker 1: And then the way he did it was like, come here. Come here. 00:40:26 Speaker 3: It was so corny. 00:40:28 Speaker 1: Like, bro, no wonder. 00:40:29 Speaker 5: It was dead. 00:40:30 Speaker 1: Come on. 00:40:31 Speaker 5: No seasoning. 00:40:32 Speaker 1: Because he was smooth. He was like, nah, baby. You know, baby this, baby that, baby that. Nah, baby. He was laying on, bro. And he's just like, come here. Come here. Come here. 00:40:41 Speaker 3: And he asked me, yeah. 00:40:42 Speaker 2: Because that's what she said. She said, I want you to fuck me. She didn't say make love. Make love, you do all them smooth shits. She said, I want you to fuck me. 00:40:48 Speaker 3: He said, fine, girl. 00:40:49 Speaker 1: Come here, nigger. 00:40:51 Speaker 3: Give me that goddamn nigger cooch. 00:40:53 Speaker 2: Because you know they talk like that. 00:40:56 Speaker 3: Come here with your nigger coochie. 00:40:57 Speaker 1: Them nigger lips. 00:40:59 Speaker 3: That coon coochie. Get over here. 00:41:01 Speaker 1: All right, man. We have to get out of here. That's fucked up, man. God damn. That's fucked up. All right. Hey, man. I hope you all enjoyed the review. We got to go. 00:41:20 Speaker 3: We got to go. 00:41:25 Speaker 1: That shit was so trash.