النص الكامل لحلقة #30: Rationalizing Time — Calendar Conspiracies Explained

that's not what we're talking about today. 00:04:51.935 --> 00:04:52.295 So. 00:04:55.007 --> 00:04:59.687 The Roman Empire came along and decided that they needed to make their own calendar. 00:05:00.918 --> 00:05:06.947 However, it was only, this is my favorite part of this. 00:05:07.038 --> 00:05:15.588 The original Roman calendar was only 10 months, so 304 days, meaning that the other 61 days were just dead space. 00:05:16.608 --> 00:05:18.798 Like they still existed, but they weren't on any kind. 00:05:18.798 --> 00:05:20.372 It was just like no man's land. 00:05:21.572 --> 00:05:24.052 Mm. Like free day, I guess. 00:05:24.052 --> 00:05:24.903 Like free dress day. 00:05:25.353 --> 00:05:25.622 Yeah. 00:05:26.012 --> 00:05:28.052 Was everyone on vacation during those days? 00:05:28.083 --> 00:05:28.382 Right. 00:05:28.382 --> 00:05:31.173 You know, was it just kind of the prescribed time of vacation? 00:05:31.202 --> 00:05:32.552 'cause it doesn't count, they're just 00:05:32.583 --> 00:05:32.882 Yeah. 00:05:32.913 --> 00:05:33.663 Free days. 00:05:33.663 --> 00:05:34.442 It's just nothing. 00:05:34.533 --> 00:05:35.103 Nothing days. 00:05:35.132 --> 00:05:35.432 Yeah. 00:05:35.942 --> 00:05:36.213 Okay. 00:05:36.843 --> 00:05:43.173 So around 700 bc the Roman emperor that I can't pronounce, added January and February to the end of the year. 00:05:43.562 --> 00:05:43.742 Okay. 00:05:43.742 --> 00:05:49.833 And so February was at the end of the year, which is why it only had 28 days. 00:05:50.403 --> 00:05:55.262 Because fuck February, I guess like it was just an afterthought. 00:05:57.723 --> 00:06:05.583 And February, I wrote this down that it was considered unlucky, an unlucky time, and I don't remember why. 00:06:05.762 --> 00:06:06.663 So sorry. 00:06:07.562 --> 00:06:09.512 Unlike Katusha, I do not cite my sources. 00:06:10.773 --> 00:06:11.973 We're just full of chaos here. 00:06:12.483 --> 00:06:18.572 So by first century BC, the Roman calendar was a hot mess and. 00:06:19.502 --> 00:06:24.062 Starting to, the confusion per usual was political fuckery. 00:06:24.843 --> 00:06:25.353 of course. 00:06:26.762 --> 00:06:30.589 The Pontifex Maximus and the College of Pontiffs. 00:06:31.262 --> 00:06:34.473 But this is first century bc, so not Ponts like the Pope yet. 00:06:34.983 --> 00:06:39.182 We'll get to the Pope had the authority to alter the calendar. 00:06:39.872 --> 00:06:40.742 They sometimes did. 00:06:40.742 --> 00:06:45.692 So to reduce or extend the term of a particular magistrate or other public official 00:06:47.673 --> 00:06:48.603 Political fuckery. 00:06:48.603 --> 00:06:48.783 Yeah. 00:06:50.012 --> 00:06:56.552 So Julius Caesar initiated a reform that resulted in the establishment of the Julian Calendar. 00:06:58.052 --> 00:07:03.362 So the months, everybody, I feel like we've all heard that. 00:07:03.362 --> 00:07:05.132 Like Julius and Augustus. 00:07:05.132 --> 00:07:05.223 Yes. 00:07:06.557 --> 00:07:07.458 July and

August. 00:07:07.817 --> 00:07:13.728 Well, those were originally Quintiles and sex Tillis, meaning fifth and six months. 00:07:14.057 --> 00:07:14.538 Okay, 00:07:14.653 --> 00:07:17.778 so Whoopty do, and then of course, September through December. 00:07:17.778 --> 00:07:25.338 Roman numerals, 7, 8, 9, and 10 because they were originally like July through December was originally 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10. 00:07:26.658 --> 00:07:31.757 But then they added January and February, so it got all messed up. 00:07:33.271 --> 00:07:33.721 Okay. 00:07:33.872 --> 00:07:36.901 Back to my copious notes. 00:07:36.932 --> 00:07:38.012 I lost my place. 00:07:41.041 --> 00:07:45.411 So Julius Caesar made January the start of the new year. 00:07:46.802 --> 00:07:47.072 Okay. 00:07:49.112 --> 00:07:50.966 Um, not clear why. 00:07:53.177 --> 00:08:00.706 This is just like with the Titanic, every which way you turn, you can find different answers for different ques. 00:08:00.737 --> 00:08:01.817 Like for the same question. 00:08:01.817 --> 00:08:03.466 It's bonkers, it's historical. 00:08:03.466 --> 00:08:05.297 We're talking thousands of years ago. 00:08:05.656 --> 00:08:06.947 Nobody really knows. 00:08:07.637 --> 00:08:10.127 But these are like the generally accepted facts that I have found. 00:08:11.896 --> 00:08:20.687 So by 1582, the Julian calendar was cumulatively off time because. 00:08:22.201 --> 00:08:26.312 The earth rotates around the sun. 00:08:27.271 --> 00:08:33.211 Every 365.2422 days. 00:08:35.461 --> 00:08:46.142 Okay, so then at this point they're off by like 15 days, and that's a problem when you want Easter. 00:08:46.562 --> 00:08:51.121 The most important holiday of the Catholic church to fall on this one day. 00:08:51.121 --> 00:08:52.081 And I meant to look it up. 00:08:52.111 --> 00:09:01.532 It's in my brain somewhere of how they, to this day calculate when Easter is, and it has to do with the moon, but I don't remember enough to like regurgitate it back. 00:09:01.562 --> 00:09:08.611 So Pope Gregory the 13th we're in 1582, now came up with the Gregorian calendar. 00:09:08.792 --> 00:09:14.672 I would love to go back in time to see if he was like, yo, my name is Pope Gregory and we're gonna call it the Gregorian calendar. 00:09:15.091 --> 00:09:17.131 Or if that's just what it became known as. 00:09:17.402 --> 00:09:18.902 'cause I could see it going either way. 00:09:21.182 --> 00:09:27.542 So he made January one, the official start of the new year and declared it for all Catholic countries. 00:09:27.542 --> 00:09:30.481 So Spain, Italy, France, all went, yep. 00:09:30.542 --> 00:09:31.111 Okay. 00:09:31.922 --> 00:09:32.522 Copy that. 00:09:34.711 --> 00:09:43.461 Britain the Americas did not follow suit until much later, like 17 hundreds. 00:09:45.432 --> 00:10:07.602 So by, well, I saw something that said in 1582 in order to SR get the Gregorian calendar back on track, it went from October 4th, 1582, and then the very next day was October 15th, 1582. 00:10:07.602 --> 00:10:10.932 Oh, And then by 1752. 00:10:11.653 --> 00:10:29.893 When England and American colonies decided to get on board with this new calendar, the discrepancy between a solar year and the Julian Calendar had grown by even more so that the calendar used in England and its colonies was 11 days out of sync. 00:10:30.283 --> 00:10:31.482 So they did the same thing. 00:10:31.873 --> 00:10:32.232 Okay, 00:10:32.863 --> 00:10:38.442 so England and America just dropped 11 days for September of 1752. 00:10:39.102 --> 00:10:43.212 It's also unclear if the year of 1750 ever even happened in America. 00:10:45.258 --> 00:10:48.643 Oh, and this is according to like the Connecticut State Library. 00:10:49.993 --> 00:10:59.592 So China adopted the Gregorian calendar in 1912, but continues to obviously use its lunar calendar for like its zodiac things. 00:10:59.597 --> 00:10:59.697 Okay. 00:11:00.432 --> 00:11:01.363 Religious purposes. 00:11:01.363 --> 00:11:05.173 A lot of countries still use their own lunar calendars for religious purposes. 00:11:05.773 --> 00:11:12.942 Russia switched to the Gregorian calendar in 1918 and Greece in 1923. 00:11:13.722 --> 00:11:14.712 That kind of blew my mind. 00:11:15.403 --> 00:11:18.763 So they were all just on scattered time, uhhuh frames and Wow. 00:11:18.822 --> 00:11:19.092 Yeah. 00:11:19.092 --> 00:11:19.842 In the in between. 00:11:19.932 --> 00:11:20.263 Yeah. 00:11:20.639 --> 00:11:27.538 the Gregorian calendar really only differs from the Julian year in like its implementation of leap days, and that is so convoluted. 00:11:28.557 --> 00:11:29.068 Barf. 00:11:29.068 --> 00:11:29.938 We're not going there. 00:11:30.578 --> 00:11:50.682 So before the Gregorian reform, many civilizations followed their own lunar based calendars with 13 months of 28 days each totaling 364 days with one day out of time or a year day, or there were lots of names for it, they usually used that day as a time for reflection and renewal. 00:11:50.863 --> 00:11:51.163 Okay. 00:11:52.732 --> 00:11:55.317 This system obviously wasn't just mathematical, it was. 00:11:55.972 --> 00:11:58.852 It followed natural patterns. 00:11:58.852 --> 00:12:06.143 And again, I'm not trying to get woowoo, it's just the world that they knew and it made sense to them. 00:12:07.186 --> 00:12:08.475 And wait, which calendar was this? 00:12:08.475 --> 00:12:09.255 The 13 month 00:12:09.285 --> 00:12:09.375 this? 00:12:09.375 --> 00:12:10.696 Yeah, the 13 month calendar. 00:12:10.696 --> 00:12:12.916 It's uniform, it's predictable. 00:12:12.916 --> 00:12:13.846 Everything's 28 days. 00:12:13.905 --> 00:12:15.375 Everything's 28 days. 00:12:15.885 --> 00:12:21.706 The month starts on the first on a Sunday, and you know, it's just cut and dried. 00:12:21.706 --> 00:12:22.605 It's four weeks. 00:12:23.416 --> 00:12:23.716 Boom. 00:12:23.895 --> 00:12:24.285 Done. 00:12:24.436 --> 00:12:24.615 Okay. 00:12:24.645 --> 00:12:25.139 Easy

peasy. 00:12:26.625 --> 00:12:29.745 Uh, fun fact, Ethiopia still operates on a 13 month system. 00:12:31.456 --> 00:12:32.836 What's their last month called? 00:12:33.166 --> 00:12:34.005 Oh, I didn't even look. 00:12:34.125 --> 00:12:38.716 I wonder if it's just a free month and like, this is the month of the wild and free. 00:12:38.716 --> 00:12:39.946 I mean, what are you gonna call it? 00:12:40.306 --> 00:12:40.936 Right? 00:12:41.895 --> 00:12:42.076 it up. 00:12:42.076 --> 00:12:49.635 So the word month itself is related to the moon, and it originally measured how long it took for the moon to complete a cycle around the earth. 00:12:49.905 --> 00:12:51.225 So they come from the same route. 00:12:53.086 --> 00:13:08.446 Anyway, so back in the day when the new year, there was not like New Year's Day, but when the new year was celebrated at the end of March, typically the last week of March. 00:13:10.635 --> 00:13:17.895 They had mostly in France, a festival, a week long festival called The Feast of Fools. 00:13:19.336 --> 00:13:27.196 Hey everyone, if you've seen Hunchback of Notre Dame, the you would know that they have the Feast of Fools in 00:13:27.196 --> 00:13:27.735 Paris. 00:13:28.005 --> 00:13:28.485 Okay. 00:13:29.446 --> 00:13:36.645 And it sounds like Mardi Gras plus, you know, Renaissance Fair, like a week of just drunken nonsense. 00:13:36.706 --> 00:13:37.125 Yes. 00:13:37.755 --> 00:13:45.466 And so once they implemented the Gregorian calendar in, like I said, mostly France, it's not like they had CNN. 00:13:46.530 --> 00:13:50.431 Breaking news to tell'em that that wasn't the new year anymore. 00:13:50.910 --> 00:13:54.465 And so they started becoming known as the April Fools. 00:13:55.558 --> 00:14:00.688 Oh, the people who were still celebrating the New year in the spring. 00:14:00.958 --> 00:14:01.349 Okay. 00:14:02.969 --> 00:14:05.158 Because the Feast of Fools rolled into April. 00:14:07.649 --> 00:14:10.828 So that's all the history things. 00:14:10.859 --> 00:14:12.928 Now is this just. 00:14:13.558 --> 00:14:22.948 Does it just make good and logical sense that the world have a uniform way to keep track of time? 00:14:23.908 --> 00:14:30.239 Or was it a way to give a centralized institution more control? 00:14:32.874 --> 00:14:33.793 I'm gonna say I'm Catholic. 00:14:33.793 --> 00:14:34.313 You're Catholic. 00:14:34.313 --> 00:14:38.818 We both love and appreciate our faith, but we both have no. 00:14:39.778 --> 00:14:43.769 Illusions as to the perfectness of the humans running the church. 00:14:43.769 --> 00:14:44.009 Sure. 00:14:44.188 --> 00:14:56.999 And back in the day, I mean, there's been a lot of corrupt nonsense that has happened, so I can definitely question and criticize that, of course, with leaving my faith intact. 00:14:56.999 --> 00:15:07.889 So the Catholic church definitely benefited from dictating time itself, so moving away from natural rhythms and timekeeping. 00:15:08.323 --> 00:15:16.754 Helps keep people def dependent on artificial schedules and disconnected from their own connection to nature and the wisdom that comes with that. 00:15:19.754 --> 00:15:32.144 By reforming the calendar, the church demonstrated its scientific capability and authority cementing its role in setting the standard for measuring time, which was adopted by most nations. 00:15:32.144 --> 00:15:36.823 I think it's like 90% of countries in the world and. 00:15:37.168 --> 00:16:01.568 Part of the reason that I have found that they did that, like I said, is to keep Easter in the springtime, and a lot of prominent Catholic apologists today will tell you that no, the Catholic church was not taking Pagan customs and adopting them in to their customs to try to convert the pagans. 00:16:03.958 --> 00:16:05.158 They make a good case for that. 00:16:05.158 --> 00:16:23.788 But I have a really hard time believing that really and truly because the way I grew up and the things that I studied growing up, I know about the things that correlate with Halloween and the things that correlate with Easter, and there's just too much crossover for me to really, truly believe that that wasn't happening. 00:16:23.788 --> 00:16:25.948 Because really it's a brilliant marketing strategy. 00:16:26.938 --> 00:16:27.808 Here's these pagans. 00:16:27.808 --> 00:16:32.099 We want them to be Catholics at that time, Christians,'cause that's all there was. 00:16:32.833 --> 00:16:37.394 So we're gonna take their things and go, yo, we have that too, but better. 00:16:38.384 --> 00:16:45.793 So this was a way to control those pagans a little more. 00:16:45.793 --> 00:16:46.874 Prove their authority. 00:16:47.264 --> 00:16:48.134 Why don't you come over here? 00:16:48.134 --> 00:16:49.994 We know we literally control time. 00:16:50.443 --> 00:16:51.764 You may as well get on our team. 00:16:53.129 --> 00:16:54.283 that's just my thought. 00:16:54.374 --> 00:16:57.193 So then I read. 00:16:58.933 --> 00:17:10.544 Some speculation that the current calendar benefits banks and governments because the uneven months make it more difficult for regular people like me and you to keep track of bills, interest, taxes, et cetera. 00:17:12.163 --> 00:17:18.913 How much thought have you put into the length of the quarters of the year, like the fiscal quarters? 00:17:19.903 --> 00:17:20.653 Probably not a lot. 00:17:20.653 --> 00:17:20.894 Right? 00:17:20.894 --> 00:17:23.023 I have put zero thought into it until yesterday. 00:17:23.864 --> 00:17:25.838 Quarter one is 90 days. 00:17:26.653 --> 00:17:26.713 Okay. 00:17:27.358 --> 00:17:29.278 January, February, March 31, 28. 00:17:29.278 --> 00:17:32.699 31, 90 days, quarter 2 91. 00:17:32.699 --> 00:17:34.709 Days 30, 31. 00:17:34.709 --> 00:17:40.828 30 quarter, 3 92 days, quarter 4 92 days. 00:17:43.108 --> 00:17:44.548 Like so how are you? 00:17:44.578 --> 00:17:50.804 How are we calculating the interest if everything's happening on the first of the month, the

15th of the month, the 30th of the month? 00:17:50.878 --> 00:17:52.078 How do we, what tax? 00:17:52.199 --> 00:17:54.838 Like let's keep it confusing. 00:17:55.828 --> 00:18:02.848 That we tell you how much you have to pay or like now you have to guess how much taxes you owe, and if you get it wrong, you go to jail. 00:18:03.088 --> 00:18:03.659 Crazy. 00:18:05.489 --> 00:18:19.709 So a guy named Moses Cosworth in 1902 proposed a solution that we go back to the 13 months of 28 days with the year day. 00:18:19.709 --> 00:18:20.878 That's not part of any month. 00:18:21.209 --> 00:18:24.848 So like Washington, DC is not a state. 00:18:26.308 --> 00:18:27.689 The year day is not a month. 00:18:28.709 --> 00:18:30.538 There's a leap day added every four years. 00:18:30.989 --> 00:18:34.199 Perfect quarters of exactly 91 days, 13 weeks. 00:18:35.919 --> 00:18:45.638 a lot of people, international businesses, league of Nations, supported it seriously considered at adapting it, adopting it. 00:18:45.638 --> 00:18:46.028 Hello. 00:18:47.118 --> 00:18:48.169 lots of scientists. 00:18:48.288 --> 00:18:51.499 George Eastman, the Kodak founder, was totally on board with it. 00:18:53.193 --> 00:18:58.743 It failed because religious leaders said, absolutely not. 00:18:58.743 --> 00:19:00.394 It disrupts the Sabbath cycle. 00:19:02.044 --> 00:19:05.253 Governments resisted because of tax overhaul. 00:19:06.743 --> 00:19:16.594 Banks totally resisted it because of interest calculation losses, and so they all said, no, it's culture, cultural inertia. 00:19:16.773 --> 00:19:18.364 We're too big to change now. 00:19:18.814 --> 00:19:19.864 Nothing we can do about it now. 00:19:22.637 --> 00:19:35.449 So whether you, whether you see the nefarious in it or not, it's really hard to argue that the adaptation of the Gregorian son of a bitch, the adoption, these are my own notes. 00:19:35.598 --> 00:19:43.519 The adoption of the Gregorian calendar has disconnected us all from like nature, our own logic, our own wisdom. 00:19:44.673 --> 00:19:52.294 And that's part of why I've always said New Year's resolutions are just bullshit because this is the coldest, darkest grossest time of the year. 00:19:52.564 --> 00:19:54.064 I wanna just hibernate in my house. 00:19:54.064 --> 00:20:00.784 I don't want to get up and do things But the second that Vernal Equinox hits, I'm like, hell yeah, let's clean the house, buddy. 00:20:01.263 --> 00:20:03.064 So there's a lot to that. 00:20:05.344 --> 00:20:12.094 And I spent this whole morning thinking a lot about my Normie friends and. 00:20:12.979 --> 00:20:15.558 Conspiracies and like what that actually means. 00:20:15.558 --> 00:20:26.419 And I don't think, I don't know that Pope Gregory the 13th was like, let's just f all these peasants and change the calendar. 00:20:26.778 --> 00:20:33.439 But I do think that there is a group of people who run the world. 00:20:33.919 --> 00:20:39.259 I don't know who they are, so I just, I'm gonna

call 'em, they, and they have power. 00:20:39.259 --> 00:20:40.249 It's not about money. 00:20:40.953 --> 00:20:44.584 The people who are after the money are like mid-level managers. 00:20:45.213 --> 00:20:48.784 There's a whole other class of people above them that just want the power. 00:20:49.534 --> 00:20:51.784 And like I've said, absolute power corrupts absolutely. 00:20:52.173 --> 00:20:55.594 And I think that money does weird things to people. 00:20:56.493 --> 00:21:09.874 And so if these controlling people now have access to corrupt these mid, mid-level managers with money, then they can get a lot of people on board to do some really shady shit. 00:21:11.298 --> 00:21:31.009 And my very innocuous non conspiracy example of that is grocery store products, any products, but like you think about going to the grocery store and this bag of chips has less and less and less chips in it over time. 00:21:32.058 --> 00:21:32.959 And then. 00:21:34.249 --> 00:21:39.648 They finally make the packaging a little bit smaller to accommodate those less and less chips, right? 00:21:39.648 --> 00:21:42.259 So they've lost like 30% of the chips. 00:21:42.949 --> 00:21:47.598 And then, oh look, the price went up by 15% because inflation. 00:21:48.828 --> 00:21:53.088 And then when people are like, what the hell, I used to get way more chips than this. 00:21:53.209 --> 00:21:56.818 Then they come out and go, look, we've added 25% more chips. 00:21:58.638 --> 00:22:01.249 And then they raise the price and over and over and over again. 00:22:01.249 --> 00:22:01.578 That's. 00:22:02.209 --> 00:22:07.038 I brought that up when I was like 19, and somebody in my life was like, no, that's bullshit. 00:22:07.038 --> 00:22:07.729 They're not doing that. 00:22:08.088 --> 00:22:14.028 And then it was actually in a marketing and business class that I took in college, like, yes, they 100% do that. 00:22:14.028 --> 00:22:15.558 That is so well known now. 00:22:16.338 --> 00:22:20.148 But in order for that to work, everybody has to be on board, all of the producers. 00:22:21.169 --> 00:22:23.298 And so that's happening. 00:22:24.828 --> 00:22:30.019 So this calendar manipulation might not have started off as like a super nefarious thing, but it. 00:22:31.804 --> 00:22:40.564 It benefited some people in financial ways and so it's hard to not, it's hard for me to not see the conspiracy in it. 00:22:41.913 --> 00:22:54.124 And then the really fun part about it, if you want to go really crazy conspiracies, which I don't know how I feel about this at all, but when you're looking up calendar conspiracies, have you ever heard of the phantom time theory? 00:22:54.663 --> 00:22:55.144 No. 00:22:55.773 --> 00:22:57.304 This is wild. 00:22:57.814 --> 00:22:58.294 So. 00:22:59.044 --> 00:23:04.263 German amateur historian Herbert. 00:23:04.354 --> 00:23:06.094 I don't think that's how you pronounce that, but I'm gonna call him. 00:23:06.094 --> 00:23:23.638 Herbert Iig wrote a book in 1996 called The Invented Middle Ages, the Greatest Time Falsification in History, which suggests that the years six 14 to nine 11, a sizable chunk of the Middle Ages never happened. 00:23:25.534 --> 00:23:26.973 So it was just like stories. 00:23:27.544 --> 00:23:50.644 So he says that Holy Roman Emperor Otto ii, Pope Sylvester ii, and possibly Roman Emperor Constantine the seventh conspired to make up 297 years of history, including the reign of Charlemagne, the Viking raids on Europe and countless other historical events in order to place Otto's rule in the year 1000. 00:23:51.814 --> 00:23:59.163 1000 years after Christ's death, the main reason being he wanted to rule a thousand years after the birth of Christ. 00:23:59.193 --> 00:24:11.074 How historians have offered considerable evidence that debunks the theory, not the least of which is that this hypothesis ignores the development of other cultures around the world during those 300 years. 00:24:11.374 --> 00:24:17.263 And apparently, astronomers have also said no, that's for sure not real, but. 00:24:18.134 --> 00:24:31.663 It's like a, a whole theory that people have flushed out and it just cracks me up because if they can just wipe out 10 or 11 days from the calendar here and there, like why couldn't they just wipe out 300 years? 00:24:33.193 --> 00:24:34.814 Because again, who's writing the history books? 00:24:34.814 --> 00:24:35.054 Who's 00:24:35.054 --> 00:24:35.394 writing writing? 00:24:35.394 --> 00:24:36.104 Who's writing the history books? 00:24:36.104 --> 00:24:36.973 What's going on? 00:24:36.973 --> 00:24:45.134 That's really that monumental in that time period anyway, that needs, that would significantly change how things continued on. 00:24:45.134 --> 00:24:46.364 Even if you did remove it. 00:24:46.423 --> 00:24:46.693 Yeah. 00:24:47.729 --> 00:24:52.259 It's those comments that we make of, well, that's a day of my life. 00:24:52.259 --> 00:24:53.278 I'll never be able to get back. 00:24:53.278 --> 00:24:57.058 When you have to do some really shitty stuff, is it gonna make a monumental change? 00:24:57.058 --> 00:24:57.598 No. 00:24:58.108 --> 00:24:58.409 Right. 00:24:58.469 --> 00:25:00.239 Or like even when you fly. 00:25:01.769 --> 00:25:02.038 Sure. 00:25:02.159 --> 00:25:09.028 Like from Australia to here, you, you, the whole day of your life doesn't exist because you're crossing time zones, 00:25:09.058 --> 00:25:10.378 which it's so hard to take. 00:25:10.693 --> 00:25:12.253 Medication on those days too. 00:25:12.554 --> 00:25:16.273 'cause you're, you think, oh yeah, I was supposed to take this at night every night. 00:25:16.273 --> 00:25:19.483 So is it just 24 hours then it throws me off for everything else. 00:25:19.513 --> 00:25:19.814 Yeah. 00:25:19.963 --> 00:25:21.374 It's a crazy, I don't like that. 00:25:22.153 --> 00:25:28.094 So I do wanna ask how you count your calendar, how you count the months of the year. 00:25:29.054 --> 00:25:29.473 Days.

00:25:29.594 --> 00:25:31.993 How do you remember the days in a month? 00:25:32.624 --> 00:25:33.344 Oh, like which? 00:25:33.523 --> 00:25:34.153 Like that rhyme. 00:25:34.153 --> 00:25:35.503 I never could remember that rhyme. 00:25:35.503 --> 00:25:36.223 So I don't, there's a 00:25:36.223 --> 00:25:36.614 rhyme 00:25:36.618 --> 00:25:36.939 Uhhuh, 00:25:37.273 --> 00:25:38.173 I use my knuckles 00:25:38.173 --> 00:25:38.773 30 days. 00:25:40.048 --> 00:25:43.019 Have September, April, June and November. 00:25:43.588 --> 00:25:45.509 There's more to it than that, but like, I don't remember. 00:25:45.568 --> 00:25:46.624 I use my knuckles do 00:25:46.624 --> 00:25:46.784 not. 00:25:46.784 --> 00:25:48.749 My freaking birthday's in April and I can't remember that. 00:25:48.749 --> 00:25:50.909 It only has 30 days, so I don't freaking know. 00:25:51.209 --> 00:25:52.229 Do you not use your knuckles? 00:25:52.233 --> 00:25:52.463 Uhuh. 00:25:52.798 --> 00:25:56.578 So you're supposed to put a, like make a fist and use the knuckles. 00:25:56.578 --> 00:25:59.009 So every knuckle is a month with. 00:25:59.669 --> 00:26:00.058 31 00:26:00.058 --> 00:26:00.838 31 days. 00:26:00.838 --> 00:26:06.989 So January, February, March, April, may, June, July, and then you restart because that gets to your last knuckle. 00:26:07.108 --> 00:26:07.739 Because if 00:26:07.739 --> 00:26:10.138 you're, if you have all of your way, 00:26:10.199 --> 00:26:12.989 Julius, Caesar and Augustus wanted 00:26:12.989 --> 00:26:13.828 both had 31. 00:26:13.828 --> 00:26:15.298 They wanted to have 31 days. 00:26:15.298 --> 00:26:15.628 Yeah. 00:26:15.628 --> 00:26:17.519 So now it goes back. 00:26:17.519 --> 00:26:19.108 So that's how I have to remember. 00:26:19.114 --> 00:26:19.173 I, 00:26:19.324 --> 00:26:19.773 I've heard of that. 00:26:19.798 --> 00:26:20.608 I just can't 00:26:20.608 --> 00:26:21.358 because I'm 42. 00:26:21.598 --> 00:26:21.838 Yeah. 00:26:22.078 --> 00:26:22.588 I don't, 00:26:23.459 --> 00:26:24.388 that's how I have to do it. 00:26:24.449 --> 00:26:24.778 Yeah. 00:26:24.898 --> 00:26:25.378 What? 00:26:25.558 --> 00:26:25.798 Yeah. 00:26:26.429 --> 00:26:27.118 It's wild, 00:26:27.148 --> 00:26:29.759 but like, I mean, time is a construct, right? 00:26:29.788 --> 00:26:44.159 I obviously there's seasons and obvi, like all those things are real, but like the fact that humans have quantified it and regulated it and our entire lives revolve around time. 00:26:44.759 --> 00:26:47.558 We get paid for our hours at work. 00:26:48.419 --> 00:26:49.709 everything is time. 00:26:51.118 --> 00:26:53.653 And the Catholic church went, we own that. 00:26:55.153 --> 00:26:56.384 Is wild to me. 00:27:00.253 --> 00:27:03.074 I think all of it's really fucking crazy. 00:27:03.134 --> 00:27:03.403 Yeah. 00:27:03.403 --> 00:27:20.144 I think the fact that if we would've been in a better position or a better understanding, if it was 13 months with equal days and it was structured and it was easier for people to make their own decisions and. 00:27:20.818 --> 00:27:23.669 Kind of be in control of what they were doing. 00:27:24.088 --> 00:27:36.808 So that's where the bigger conspiracy theory comes in of, oh my God, I just, gosh, if I knew that every month started on a Sunday, it was 28 days and it was like rinse and repeat, literally. 00:27:36.808 --> 00:27:37.138 Yep. 00:27:37.348 --> 00:27:38.608 Oh, how beautiful. 00:27:38.638 --> 00:27:38.878 Yeah. 00:27:38.878 --> 00:27:49.618 Now I have to count on my knuckles and I don't know when things I wanna be, I wanna have total autonomy of knowing when things are. 00:27:49.993 --> 00:28:02.624 Gonna change and shift and not based on some weird numerical concept and construct that has been placed there for me to now just have to fall in line for 00:28:02.653 --> 00:28:14.413 Well, and then every like emergency room nurse I've ever talked to, a lot of vet techs we've had that go down like full moon fucks people up. 00:28:15.943 --> 00:28:17.713 I, I'm telling you. 00:28:18.659 --> 00:28:21.778 My kids start acting like a cat in a bathtub. 00:28:21.778 --> 00:28:24.148 Like it's, it would be nice. 00:28:24.179 --> 00:28:29.368 And one I, every time I look at the calendar, I go, oh, it's a full moon. 00:28:29.398 --> 00:28:29.848 That's why. 00:28:29.909 --> 00:28:30.959 That's why. 00:28:32.548 --> 00:28:42.118 But wouldn't it be cool to just know that more intuitively, we've been so disconnected from that, it'd be amazing to just know there's a full moon coming up. 00:28:42.118 --> 00:28:44.009 These idiots are gonna start acting like idiots. 00:28:44.759 --> 00:28:45.838 Idiots gonna idiot. 00:28:45.929 --> 00:28:46.348 You know? 00:28:46.348 --> 00:28:46.769 And. 00:28:47.729 --> 00:28:50.189 It's not so shocking, but 00:28:50.818 --> 00:28:51.959 just kind of expected. 00:28:52.169 --> 00:29:03.959 I did read somewhere that the calendar was originally in like the k. Like with a calendar K and it was 'cause len's or however they wanna say it in that time period referred to the taxes. 00:29:04.318 --> 00:29:05.128 So, 00:29:05.219 --> 00:29:06.449 oh, I did read something about that. 00:29:06.479 --> 00:29:08.638 Yeah, so there was something about that. 00:29:08.729 --> 00:29:22.648 I didn't look hard enough to remember just the source of it, but I saw that and I thought that's very interesting and also makes sense because even in the days of your all the Roman Empire days. 00:29:23.023 --> 00:29:24.193 Taxes was a thing. 00:29:24.223 --> 00:29:25.003 Jesus time. 00:29:25.003 --> 00:29:26.144 It was taxes was a thing. 00:29:26.144 --> 00:29:27.463 You always paid your taxes. 00:29:27.493 --> 00:29:27.733 Yeah. 00:29:28.094 --> 00:29:28.574 So 00:29:28.574 --> 00:29:30.044 give to Caesar, what is Caesar's? 00:29:30.134 --> 00:29:30.523 Yeah. 00:29:30.554 --> 00:29:39.594 And the fact that it was like, no, we're gonna lose a lot on interest calculations is, a little

bit of a head scratcher for me. 00:29:39.594 --> 00:29:40.614 Mm-hmm. 00:29:40.644 --> 00:29:48.804 And so I don I, like I said, I don't think that that was necessarily like a nefarious beginning. 00:29:50.064 --> 00:29:54.953 But I think people quickly realized who was benefiting from it and they fought to keep it. 00:29:55.013 --> 00:29:57.953 Well, what do you think it was at the beginning though, if it wasn't nefarious? 00:29:57.983 --> 00:30:07.374 I think that the Catholic church was on a quest, you know, the Holy Roman empire like that was it. 00:30:07.403 --> 00:30:16.824 They, they were to rule the world and they wanted to own science and religion and time. 00:30:16.824 --> 00:30:17.618 I think it was the power. 00:30:18.983 --> 00:30:19.614 Power grab. 00:30:22.913 --> 00:30:23.273 Yeah. 00:30:25.193 --> 00:30:32.034 What do you think if everyone just started to, I mean, can we ever get normalcy back? 00:30:32.034 --> 00:30:42.503 We're just in this, when I hear the theories of us li living in a simulation and thinking of all that, makes me want to. 00:30:43.659 --> 00:30:52.328 Just, I mean, I'm, I'm so concerned about budgeting my life and trying to do all this, so it kind of makes you upset with that. 00:30:52.419 --> 00:30:54.398 Does it make you wanna just quit and go live in the woods? 00:30:55.058 --> 00:30:55.778 Yes, 00:30:55.808 --> 00:30:56.679 because it does me. 00:30:56.679 --> 00:30:56.739 Yeah. 00:30:56.769 --> 00:31:04.808 Like there's a huge part of me that's like, fuck it, I wanna go live in the woods and just live off grid completely. 00:31:04.898 --> 00:31:09.489 But I really like indoor plumbing and electricity. 00:31:09.489 --> 00:31:11.284 And electricity and getting my packages in two days. 00:31:12.804 --> 00:31:14.844 It's a massive internal struggle for me. 00:31:15.324 --> 00:31:17.513 So there's, yeah, but there's the whole, 00:31:17.544 --> 00:31:19.074 but I want all that knowledge. 00:31:20.003 --> 00:31:20.304 Yeah, 00:31:20.544 --> 00:31:25.733 I You're talking about like witchy shit, but like, like a old wise woman, the sages. 00:31:25.733 --> 00:31:26.213 Yeah. 00:31:26.213 --> 00:31:27.324 I want that knowledge. 00:31:27.324 --> 00:31:34.163 I wanna know what things I can grow in my garden that would heal things like I want, I want that knowledge. 00:31:36.338 --> 00:31:38.648 Yeah, and I feel like I'm never as hard as I try. 00:31:38.648 --> 00:31:41.288 I can get some of it, but I'm never gonna have all of it and it makes me sad. 00:31:41.409 --> 00:31:48.098 No, I feel like the only people who truly have that knowledge are people who are living that experience of having to figure it out on the fly. 00:31:48.189 --> 00:31:48.669 Yeah. 00:31:48.669 --> 00:32:00.219 No, and having been brought up in that, yeah, the only way you're gonna know what tea to make for whatever ailment you have is literally if that was your life, that this is what you do, these are the things you have. 00:32:01.403 --> 00:32:03.354 And this is what, this is how it works. 00:32:03.384 --> 00:32:03.534 Yeah. 00:32:03.534 --> 00:32:10.673 It's just, it's a cool, I always looked at that and I thought like, I'll watch period piece movies. 00:32:10.673 --> 00:32:11.003 Right. 00:32:11.003 --> 00:32:13.374 You know, I was on little women for like ever. 00:32:13.374 --> 00:32:13.794 I love that. 00:32:13.794 --> 00:32:14.544 During Christmas. 00:32:15.429 --> 00:32:18.189 But I like that period, civil war time. 00:32:18.249 --> 00:32:19.088 It's not ideal. 00:32:19.118 --> 00:32:23.048 No one wants to live during that time, but I just think, gosh, it was so simple. 00:32:23.199 --> 00:32:24.519 Yeah, it must been so simple. 00:32:24.969 --> 00:32:29.378 Then you have like Bridger Tin era, which is, I don't know if you watch Bridger on Netflix. 00:32:29.378 --> 00:32:41.828 I wouldn't think so, but that's now very Bougie Britain era of, I don't even know what time period, but not even really war. 00:32:41.858 --> 00:32:43.568 There's not much war going on in Bridger 10. 00:32:44.423 --> 00:32:46.584 I think, oh, would I wanna survive in that? 00:32:46.584 --> 00:32:53.933 Where you have the coming out parties and you have to go like meet the Queen and you know, almost the original cotillions. 00:32:53.933 --> 00:32:54.503 I guess. 00:32:55.284 --> 00:32:56.094 Do I want that? 00:32:56.124 --> 00:32:56.753 I don't know. 00:32:56.753 --> 00:33:01.193 It seems a little, I don't really wanna wear corsets and not to that extent. 00:33:01.733 --> 00:33:02.574 I was a theater kid. 00:33:02.574 --> 00:33:03.084 I've had to wear 00:33:03.084 --> 00:33:03.653 corsets. 00:33:03.653 --> 00:33:04.344 No, thank you. 00:33:04.344 --> 00:33:04.824 Same. 00:33:04.824 --> 00:33:05.483 Not fun. 00:33:05.483 --> 00:33:07.433 So little women is probably. 00:33:08.019 --> 00:33:09.788 The era that I would say. 00:33:10.088 --> 00:33:14.409 But then I also see Gatsby and I'm like, well, I could survive in the Roar in twenties. 00:33:14.469 --> 00:33:15.128 Oh yeah, buddy. 00:33:15.189 --> 00:33:19.028 But that there was so much of a crash after that. 00:33:19.058 --> 00:33:19.209 Yeah. 00:33:19.209 --> 00:33:21.669 That was so, you know, be careful what you wish for. 00:33:22.628 --> 00:33:24.699 I mean, there's pluses and minuses to every era. 00:33:24.699 --> 00:33:24.759 To 00:33:24.788 --> 00:33:25.628 every era. 00:33:25.868 --> 00:33:26.469 Like I, 00:33:26.499 --> 00:33:27.848 Peaky Blinders I live in. 00:33:27.848 --> 00:33:28.328 Yeah. 00:33:28.358 --> 00:33:29.679 I love Peaky Blinders, 00:33:29.709 --> 00:33:42.308 but I think my point is, I. It is so hard because if that, if it was supposed to be simpler, I feel like every era has just gotten more complex. 00:33:42.338 --> 00:33:42.429 Mm-hmm. 00:33:42.669 --> 00:33:48.249 In number one, the expectations, but two, what you make versus what it costs to live. 00:33:48.249 --> 00:33:48.338 Mm-hmm. 00:33:48.638 --> 00:33:53.469 And

then fast forward to the banking system and everything going on. 00:33:53.469 --> 00:33:57.489 In our world it's, can we ever get ahead? 00:33:57.759 --> 00:33:59.469 I know that money. 00:34:00.189 --> 00:34:04.239 Is a whole link to corruption, whatever. 00:34:05.019 --> 00:34:05.949 I will tell you what, 00:34:06.368 --> 00:34:07.659 I don't want corruption money. 00:34:07.659 --> 00:34:09.938 I just want whatever's right under that. 00:34:09.938 --> 00:34:18.429 Listen, I will tell you what, to the people who have the money that they would like to try to corrupt someone, please, I will be an, I will be an example. 00:34:18.489 --> 00:34:24.699 I promise to be true to who I am whilst taking all this money. 00:34:25.778 --> 00:34:26.378 I think it's fair. 00:34:26.409 --> 00:34:28.028 I think it would be a good social experiment. 00:34:28.028 --> 00:34:28.509 Let's. 00:34:28.853 --> 00:34:30.804 Just give me a bunch of money. 00:34:31.224 --> 00:34:32.034 You can have some too. 00:34:32.364 --> 00:34:32.724 Thank you. 00:34:32.844 --> 00:34:36.233 Not corruption level, but what you would give anyone. 00:34:36.233 --> 00:34:38.333 No, actually I do want corruption level money. 00:34:38.634 --> 00:34:42.233 I want what you would give someone in order to corrupt them and solidify it. 00:34:42.324 --> 00:34:44.003 I want $1 less than that. 00:34:44.034 --> 00:34:49.103 And in the proof of showing you that you can give me corruption money and I'm not gonna do anything with it. 00:34:49.583 --> 00:34:53.239 I feel that that shit is also, yes, money does it. 00:34:54.369 --> 00:34:55.478 Power does it more? 00:34:55.539 --> 00:34:56.378 Oh yeah, for sure. 00:34:56.498 --> 00:34:57.608 You are gonna have the power. 00:34:57.849 --> 00:34:58.838 I don't want the power though. 00:34:58.869 --> 00:35:00.039 I just, I don't either want the money. 00:35:00.099 --> 00:35:06.039 I just want the money and I wanna be able to live comfortably and not have to overstress every day. 00:35:06.068 --> 00:35:06.159 Mm-hmm. 00:35:06.398 --> 00:35:11.168 About the shit that is what it seems or is not what it seems. 00:35:11.168 --> 00:35:15.789 And why is this bag of smart pop popcorn less? 00:35:15.849 --> 00:35:15.969 Mm-hmm. 00:35:16.239 --> 00:35:21.909 But yet the Oreo package is still the same because they've just shrunk the ounces and given you like one or two less Oreos. 00:35:21.909 --> 00:35:22.193 I will say chips. 00:35:23.003 --> 00:35:25.014 Chips do the bigger disservice in the grocery store. 00:35:25.014 --> 00:35:25.074 Yeah. 00:35:25.074 --> 00:35:25.943 So back to your example. 00:35:25.943 --> 00:35:27.324 Chips and anything bagged. 00:35:27.443 --> 00:35:27.534 Mm-hmm. 00:35:27.773 --> 00:35:29.903 If you're in a package, you're better. 00:35:30.773 --> 00:35:31.253 But still, 00:35:31.494 --> 00:35:37.974 I'm gonna say, if anybody ever sees my children out in public on a non-school day, they know I don't want the power. 00:35:38.543 --> 00:35:40.079 'cause those people dress themselves, 00:35:42.384 --> 00:35:42.983 those people. 00:35:43.313 --> 00:35:44.213 It's what it is. 00:35:44.423 --> 00:35:50.034 I do not want power, but you know, I know someone who. 00:35:50.829 --> 00:35:58.599 Worked on a security detail for a very powerful person in our lives. 00:35:58.838 --> 00:35:59.079 Okay. 00:35:59.318 --> 00:35:59.708 Okay. 00:35:59.918 --> 00:36:02.498 I'm gonna try to not give too many details 'cause that's not the point. 00:36:02.498 --> 00:36:11.949 The point is that that guy has so much effing money and this person that I know was like, the interesting thing is he doesn't seem to care about the money. 00:36:11.949 --> 00:36:14.228 He still drives like a shitty old like Toyota Corolla. 00:36:14.934 --> 00:36:17.903 I don't remember if that's what it was, but it was like he drives a shitty car. 00:36:18.264 --> 00:36:21.684 His house is not, it's very nice for where it is. 00:36:21.684 --> 00:36:28.313 It's in a very nice part of the town, but it's not a huge mansion or anything like that. 00:36:28.434 --> 00:36:36.384 What this guy very clearly cares about is the power, and this guy is ruined millions of people's lives. 00:36:38.333 --> 00:36:39.534 He cares about the power. 00:36:39.594 --> 00:36:41.454 That's all he cares about. 00:36:41.454 --> 00:36:42.923 So I totally agree with you. 00:36:43.074 --> 00:36:43.523 Interesting 00:36:43.523 --> 00:36:47.364 that power is more corrosive than even money. 00:36:47.603 --> 00:36:49.523 And that's why I think that there are people 00:36:49.853 --> 00:36:50.003 for 00:36:50.003 --> 00:36:55.043 sure pulling the strings, hundred percent who only care about the power and then they control the people who care about the money. 00:36:55.463 --> 00:37:06.233 And then they are all beating up our lives and adding more and more and more and more and more so that we can't pay attention to what's. 00:37:06.653 --> 00:37:09.143 Really going on, pay no attention to the man behind the curtain. 00:37:09.443 --> 00:37:11.784 Like that's, I firmly believe that that's happening. 00:37:11.813 --> 00:37:12.114 Sure. 00:37:12.744 --> 00:37:36.054 And then even below, the people with the money are the people who are caught in the machine who think that they're doing the right thing, but they're caught in the machine and they don't have time to step outside, or they don't have the means or the way, or the energy, the bandwidth, whatever, to step outside that machine and look around and go, this isn't right. 00:37:37.463 --> 00:37:42.594 Or the people who have done that get absolutely blasted for it. 00:37:43.614 --> 00:37:47.454 And so it behooves you to just keep your head down and be in the machine. 00:37:50.753 --> 00:37:51.864 I don't wanna be in a machine. 00:37:52.463 --> 00:37:54.954 I would really like a calendar that just made more sense. 00:37:55.014 --> 00:37:55.583 I would too. 00:37:55.704 --> 00:38:00.804 I would like to know that my

birthday is on the same day every year and that Christmas is gonna be on the same day every year and Easter. 00:38:01.074 --> 00:38:01.224 Yeah. 00:38:01.224 --> 00:38:06.954 And all of these things that we all, oh, well, you can't do it that day because this year, Christmas is on a Tuesday. 00:38:07.043 --> 00:38:07.253 Yeah. 00:38:07.403 --> 00:38:10.344 We're just shucks, what do I do about that? 00:38:10.373 --> 00:38:12.204 I just want order. 00:38:12.204 --> 00:38:20.603 I think everything is, as much as I love to be in control of certain aspects of my life, everything I can control, I always say. 00:38:21.503 --> 00:38:28.164 There's so much that's not in my control and it comes down to shit that I would've never even thought about. 00:38:28.224 --> 00:38:29.364 Like a calendar. 00:38:29.364 --> 00:38:29.483 Mm-hmm. 00:38:29.724 --> 00:38:37.494 Like it wasn't like this when it first started and now it is because it became more convenient for everyone running the show. 00:38:37.704 --> 00:38:37.793 Yeah. 00:38:37.793 --> 00:38:38.844 You're just in the show. 00:38:39.143 --> 00:38:43.554 But these people, it needs to be easier for them 'cause they're running it and they're benefiting off it 00:38:43.733 --> 00:38:45.233 and it does make sense. 00:38:46.329 --> 00:38:56.739 With this world that we live in today, like the world is smaller with the digital shit, blah, blah, blah, to have like a centralized calendar for everybody to follow in the whole world. 00:38:56.739 --> 00:39:08.978 But if not a hundred percent of the people are following it, then it may, you know, Ethiopia, I mean, I don't know what their GDP is. 00:39:09.099 --> 00:39:11.289 I don't know anything about their economy, but like, 00:39:11.289 --> 00:39:12.219 I'm gonna go with not high, 00:39:12.398 --> 00:39:12.849 but like. 00:39:14.724 --> 00:39:20.753 Get on board with our calendar or you are not going to thrive as a country. 00:39:22.043 --> 00:39:22.313 Right. 00:39:22.313 --> 00:39:22.943 That's what I'm saying. 00:39:22.974 --> 00:39:24.204 So like 00:39:25.134 --> 00:39:25.914 respectfully, 00:39:25.914 --> 00:39:29.094 they can say it makes sense to have everybody be on the same calendar. 00:39:29.273 --> 00:39:29.514 Sure. 00:39:30.293 --> 00:39:32.003 But can't that calendar make some sense? 00:39:32.934 --> 00:39:33.864 Just logic. 00:39:33.923 --> 00:39:33.983 Yeah. 00:39:33.983 --> 00:39:36.534 It goes back to logic, which nobody has apparently. 00:39:36.534 --> 00:39:42.173 No, we have it and I just want it, but I really do wanna test the theory of I will get the, I'll take the money. 00:39:43.463 --> 00:39:44.123 Happily. 00:39:44.153 --> 00:39:44.304 Yeah, 00:39:44.333 --> 00:39:47.543 just for science, for research, just to know. 00:39:47.753 --> 00:39:54.054 So if you hear me say Happy fake New Year for all of January, that's what's up. 00:39:54.653 --> 00:40:01.043 And I will 100% be telling everybody Happy New Year on the spring Equinox. 00:40:01.583

--> 00:40:11.483 Not because I'm like a weird Pagan person or I'm bad Catholic, just because I think that that's when New Year should start. 00:40:12.039 --> 00:40:24.458 Also though, I think to anyone who could, even if you're looking at this from just an a third party, very neutral, very uninvolved, haven't done the research perspective. 00:40:25.179 --> 00:40:36.188 When you talk about New Year and just new life, it logically makes sense that it would be when the flowers are blooming and not when everything is dormant sleeping. 00:40:36.608 --> 00:40:40.418 If you're gonna cut out whole periods of middle Ages according to some people. 00:40:40.809 --> 00:40:44.889 You can cut out the sleepy portion of the year and make it even less. 00:40:44.918 --> 00:40:46.418 I mean, if you wanna start, 00:40:46.748 --> 00:40:46.989 yeah, 00:40:47.018 --> 00:40:55.458 cutting away, but to add a month to make it make sense more, I'm just the fan of, I like logic so much. 00:40:55.518 --> 00:40:56.719 I like order. 00:40:57.139 --> 00:41:04.938 I like knowing things because everything can happen, even when you know it, that is out of your control. 00:41:04.938 --> 00:41:09.259 So I think for me, when I start hearing about the new Year thing, and then there's. 00:41:09.813 --> 00:41:11.193 There's so many things though. 00:41:11.224 --> 00:41:13.159 Zodiac signs, there's 13. 00:41:13.954 --> 00:41:17.733 They want, you know, it's supposed to be 13 months in the year, 28 days. 00:41:17.733 --> 00:41:19.143 Everything's starting on Sunday. 00:41:19.264 --> 00:41:23.403 Well, and because our current 12 Zodiac signs are not monthly. 00:41:24.333 --> 00:41:24.454 No. 00:41:24.454 --> 00:41:29.853 They're like, well, yeah, you're born in April, so you might be in Aries, but you could also be a Taurus. 00:41:30.724 --> 00:41:31.384 Like, come on, people, it's the 00:41:31.384 --> 00:41:32.673 21st or the 22nd. 00:41:32.673 --> 00:41:34.728 It's always of something ridiculous. 00:41:34.728 --> 00:41:34.739 So. 00:41:35.403 --> 00:41:36.934 You have the zodiac signs. 00:41:36.934 --> 00:41:40.684 This, you know, there's the whole world of astrology and all this shit as well. 00:41:41.164 --> 00:41:55.023 But I think, gosh, if so many of the science things like, we'll call it woo woo, but it's not woo woo, but the zodiac and the watching the stars and the, this, I don't know, 00:41:55.083 --> 00:41:56.344 the natural world, 00:41:56.614 --> 00:42:00.903 the sagey people, the, the folklore. 00:42:00.903 --> 00:42:04.324 I don't know, whatever I'm trying to make it. 00:42:04.744 --> 00:42:05.134 Fine. 00:42:05.733 --> 00:42:06.393 Those people. 00:42:07.384 --> 00:42:16.233 Those people, if you're just trying to match it, it, and that's kind of how they're doing things to regulate, number one, their bodies. 00:42:16.233 --> 00:42:19.684 Number two, how they understand what period we're in. 00:42:20.043 --> 00:42:24.213 If that makes logical sense, why do we have to man just have to go in and lock it up? 00:42:24.483 --> 00:42:24.603 Yeah. 00:42:24.603 --> 00:42:25.384 Because that's what they do. 00:42:25.384 --> 00:42:29.164 They go in and they f something up because they find what benefits them more. 00:42:29.463 --> 00:42:29.853 Yeah. 00:42:30.094 --> 00:42:30.784 Honestly, 00:42:30.784 --> 00:42:31.653 also. 00:42:32.554 --> 00:42:34.804 Can we get rid of daylight saving time, please. 00:42:34.804 --> 00:42:35.884 For the love of God. 00:42:35.884 --> 00:42:41.284 Dude, that is something I will, that like I will die on the hill of. 00:42:41.284 --> 00:42:42.063 This is bullshit. 00:42:42.094 --> 00:42:43.733 It is bullshit all the time. 00:42:43.733 --> 00:42:47.134 And so the politician that finally makes that happen has my vote. 00:42:47.313 --> 00:42:48.934 I thought it's been voted for 00:42:48.934 --> 00:42:49.208 so many, many times. 00:42:49.208 --> 00:42:51.704 Oh, it's been proposed so many times and they just like many, 00:42:51.704 --> 00:42:53.409 and it vote, it wins like it passes. 00:42:54.438 --> 00:43:09.588 But, uh, when I lived in Arizona and we didn't have daylight saving time, it was great except that I had one parent in one time zone and one parent in another time zone, and I had to figure out which time zone I was, which parent I was aligned with for half of the year that it sucks, but it's doable. 00:43:09.619 --> 00:43:10.699 Can we get done with that? 00:43:10.699 --> 00:43:19.998 So the politicians listening, if you my vote abolish daylight saving time, abolish the IRS. 00:43:21.753 --> 00:43:22.384 There you go. 00:43:22.833 --> 00:43:23.193 Done. 00:43:23.463 --> 00:43:25.804 Like that's how to make everybody's lives better. 00:43:25.923 --> 00:43:26.793 Immediately 00:43:26.914 --> 00:43:27.273 done. 00:43:28.114 --> 00:43:29.583 And then we can work on the calendar. 00:43:30.693 --> 00:43:35.554 I mean, I think daylight savings and the calendar can all go into one. 00:43:36.603 --> 00:43:36.784 Yeah. 00:43:39.289 --> 00:43:39.628 Sorry. 00:43:41.708 --> 00:43:41.929 Yes. 00:43:43.047 --> 00:43:45.753 But if you want just baby steps, daylight saving time, 00:43:45.784 --> 00:43:46.353 daylight savings, 00:43:46.384 --> 00:43:47.074 just take it out. 00:43:48.123 --> 00:43:48.273 Yeah. 00:43:48.273 --> 00:43:48.693 I don't like it. 00:43:50.733 --> 00:43:50.914 Ugh. 00:43:51.423 --> 00:43:52.684 And it doesn't do anything. 00:43:52.684 --> 00:43:55.474 You go forward, you go back, you end up at the same stupid time. 00:43:55.474 --> 00:43:57.364 It's still ultra dark in the morning. 00:43:57.364 --> 00:44:05.164 In the winter obnoxiously and then, or coming into spring and then dark in the, you know, coming dark into the winter and it just, whatever. 00:44:05.373 --> 00:44:08.673 I mean, I feel like that's how nature should be, but it's still really annoying. 00:44:09.034 --> 00:44:11.434 The only time I liked daylight saving time. 00:44:11.798 --> 00:44:17.228 Is when, or the only time it benefited me, I'm gonna say, is when I was working graveyard shift at hotels. 00:44:17.289 --> 00:44:17.559 Mm. 00:44:17.798 --> 00:44:24.579 And you, I would purposely schedule myself for that shift because then I got an extra hour of money. 00:44:25.418 --> 00:44:25.688 Oh. 00:44:26.289 --> 00:44:26.798 But that's it. 00:44:28.509 --> 00:44:29.259 That's the only way. 00:44:29.409 --> 00:44:29.708 Yeah. 00:44:30.728 --> 00:44:31.389 We're over it. 00:44:31.568 --> 00:44:31.809 Yep. 00:44:35.498 --> 00:44:35.918 Okay. 00:44:36.969 --> 00:44:37.568 That was a lot. 00:44:37.898 --> 00:44:37.989 Yep. 00:44:37.989 --> 00:44:38.588 Thanks for that. 00:44:38.768 --> 00:44:39.039 Yep. 00:44:39.219 --> 00:44:40.568 Thanks for hanging in with me. 00:44:40.599 --> 00:44:41.199 Yeah. 00:44:41.378 --> 00:44:52.809 And have a good day to everyone, except everyone who blames their really shitty poor behavior on the moon or their astrological zo, their zodiac sound, 00:44:52.809 --> 00:44:54.159 or mercury in the microwave. 00:44:54.159 --> 00:44:54.338 Yeah. 00:44:55.628 --> 00:44:56.228 Or that. 00:44:56.259 --> 00:44:56.528 Yeah. 00:44:56.739 --> 00:44:57.699 Yes, everyone but you. 00:44:57.818 --> 00:44:58.059 Yep. 00:44:58.449 --> 00:44:59.048 Bye. 00:44:59.048 --> 00:44:59.523 Bye.