النص الكامل لحلقة Bonus Bang: A CBB World Speed Force Thanksgiving Special* (*It's Actually Skanksgiving)

00:04:45.839 Worldiverse is in trouble. 76 00:04:46.420 --> 00:04:46.779 What? 77 00:04:47.439 --> 00:04:51.060 Well, we all know CBB World and the Speed Force 78 00:04:51.079 --> 00:04:54.720 have a mysterious connection. Well, yes, that's canon. And the 79 00:04:54.959 --> 00:04:58.959 Speed Force feeds on new canon. Canon created by you. 80 00:04:59.689 --> 00:05:03.589 I actually didn't know that. Since you've been in cannon rehab, 81 00:05:03.649 --> 00:05:05.550 the Speed Force has grown weak. 82 00:05:06.250 --> 00:05:07.750 It's dying, Rudy. 83 00:05:08.329 --> 00:05:11.480 And with it, so is the CBB worldiverse. 84 00:05:12.439 --> 00:05:14.060 Well, what do I do? 85 00:05:14.560 --> 00:05:18.120 There's only one thing you can do. You must host 86 00:05:18.220 --> 00:05:23.689 a Speed Force Thanksgiving special. And Scott has to have 87 00:05:23.730 --> 00:05:28.470 a good time. Future Rudy, I think I could do that. 88 00:05:29.420 --> 00:05:35.730 If not, the CBB world of Earth may be destroyed forever. Well, 89 00:05:36.550 --> 00:05:43.670 it looks like I'm off the wagon. Previously, two days ago, 90 00:05:44.350 --> 00:05:47.759 on Comedy Bang Bang. Okay, bye guys. 91 00:05:47.779 --> 00:05:49.139 Thank you so much for being on the show. 92 00:05:49.199 --> 00:05:49.660 Oh, man. 93 00:05:50.579 --> 00:05:56.540 Time to stretch out and relax and do my post-show stretches. 94 00:05:56.699 --> 00:06:02.279 And here we go. What the... Scott, it's me. It's Rudy. 95 00:06:03.459 --> 00:06:05.199 I made it. I made it right on time. Rudy North? 96 00:06:05.500 --> 00:06:09.379 That's right, Scott. I'm here and I've got a new tease. 97 00:06:09.829 --> 00:06:10.230 Oh, no. 98 00:06:10.889 --> 00:06:13.389 What's going on? Why are you here? Scott, I need 99 00:06:13.410 --> 00:06:16.620 you for something. Really? I need you for the Speed 100 00:06:16.699 --> 00:06:23.209 Force Thanksgiving special on cbbworld.com. Okay, whatever you need. 101 00:06:23.470 --> 00:06:24.949 We're going into the Speed Force right now? 102 00:06:25.029 --> 00:06:26.449 That's right, Scott. I know I'm not supposed to be 103 00:06:26.470 --> 00:06:28.860 using my powers because in the canon I am kind 104 00:06:28.879 --> 00:06:31.480 of in rehab. Yeah, I don't really remember. But I 105 00:06:31.540 --> 00:06:33.699 must use them for Speed Force Thanksgiving, Scott. 106 00:06:33.720 --> 00:06:34.240 Are you ready? 107 00:06:34.379 --> 00:06:53.339 Whatever you need, buddy. Let's do it. Welcome to the 108 00:06:53.420 --> 00:06:59.990 CBB World Speed Force Thanksgiving special, y'all. I'm your host, 109 00:07:00.129 --> 00:07:06.209 Rudy North. And I'm here with my guest of honor, co-host, 110 00:07:07.050 --> 00:07:11.629 with the bro-most, with the bro-host, with the We talked 111 00:07:11.649 --> 00:07:12.569 about this. What do I say? 112 00:07:12.709 --> 00:07:17.709 Co-host with the bro broast. Because I broasted a chicken 113 00:07:17.750 --> 00:07:21.899 for

this. My co-host with the bro broast. Coming through 114 00:07:21.920 --> 00:07:22.819 with the bro broast. 115 00:07:23.649 --> 00:07:28.420 Scotty Aukerman. Scott, how you doing? I'm great, Rudy. So 116 00:07:28.439 --> 00:07:30.220 good to see you. Was I coming in hot just now? 117 00:07:31.240 --> 00:07:33.639 You were at least medium temperature, but you were edging 118 00:07:33.699 --> 00:07:34.120 up to hot. 119 00:07:34.240 --> 00:07:35.779 I feel like I'm coming in hot. 120 00:07:35.800 --> 00:07:36.699 You definitely are hot. 121 00:07:36.839 --> 00:07:37.899 I'm feeling good today. 122 00:07:37.920 --> 00:07:39.759 Yeah, I'm glad. Hey, I just want to make sure. 123 00:07:39.779 --> 00:07:42.360 Are we recording this? Because I don't talk unless I'm 124 00:07:42.379 --> 00:07:42.879 being recorded. 125 00:07:42.899 --> 00:07:47.620 Yes, Scott. This is the CBB World Speed Force Thanksgiving special, Scott. 126 00:07:47.639 --> 00:07:47.980 Okay, good. 127 00:07:48.000 --> 00:07:50.000 Yeah, I need to monetize any time I open my mouth. 128 00:07:50.019 --> 00:07:51.800 I wouldn't just invite you over to have dinner or 129 00:07:51.839 --> 00:07:54.980 some shit. Okay, yeah, good. we gotta make some fucking 130 00:07:55.019 --> 00:07:58.680 money man now scott i i'm so glad you're here 131 00:07:58.720 --> 00:08:01.240 because i had something to tell you scott oh really 132 00:08:01.360 --> 00:08:02.220 oh okay i. 133 00:08:02.000 --> 00:08:03.839 Let me guess uh let's see you want to tell 134 00:08:03.860 --> 00:08:06.439 me you are in a relationship. 135 00:08:05.689 --> 00:08:07.689 It's not some not kind of my thing. 136 00:08:07.610 --> 00:08:11.750 Maybe you purchased and uh something for. 137 00:08:11.670 --> 00:08:13.930 The holidays okay no you're getting. 138 00:08:13.750 --> 00:08:16.490 Closer maybe you're a family member has passed away or. 139 00:08:16.509 --> 00:08:22.000 Uh scott i got a new new job. 140 00:08:21.759 --> 00:08:24.089 Oh of course i should have known you should have 141 00:08:24.110 --> 00:08:26.750 known that was your last job i don't remember oh 142 00:08:26.829 --> 00:08:27.930 i'm trying to clean up i. 143 00:08:27.910 --> 00:08:30.810 Think my last job was i was a zoom security 144 00:08:30.850 --> 00:08:35.169 guard all right and that didn't go too well there's 145 00:08:35.210 --> 00:08:36.850 not a lot of call for it not a lot 146 00:08:36.889 --> 00:08:38.710 of call at this point you know we'll open it 147 00:08:38.809 --> 00:08:41.240 up we're not too much on zoom well i'm so 148 00:08:41.299 --> 00:08:43.480 glad we could be here in person scott in. 149 00:08:43.419 --> 00:08:45.419 Person In poison. 150 00:08:46.460 --> 00:08:47.779 Do you have a new accent? 151 00:08:47.899 --> 00:08:52.279 I've got a new affectation. Scott, I'm so glad we 152 00:08:52.299 --> 00:08:55.759 could be here in person inside the Speed Force, Scott. Oh, 153 00:08:55.799 --> 00:08:57.620 my God. Some of my most favorite times in my 154 00:08:57.679 --> 00:08:59.529 life have been spent in the Speed Force with you. 155 00:09:00.190 --> 00:09:03.289 For the people who don't know, me and Scott in 156 00:09:03.289 --> 00:09:06.289 2018 celebrated our first Speed Force Thanksgiving together. 157 00:09:06.450 --> 00:09:09.860 Four years ago, we traveled inside this, you know, for 158 00:09:10.169 --> 00:09:12.539 those of you who don't know even this, Rudy, you 159 00:09:12.580 --> 00:09:13.799 have the powers of the Flash. 160 00:09:13.960 --> 00:09:15.379 I have the powers of the Flash. I got the 161 00:09:15.419 --> 00:09:18.379 powers of the Force from Star Wars. I do think 162 00:09:18.440 --> 00:09:20.720 I could stretch my arms like Stretch Armstrong. 163 00:09:21.019 --> 00:09:23.049 I've never seen that and you've never even tried. No, 164 00:09:23.110 --> 00:09:24.730 I tried to do it one time, did not work. 165 00:09:25.570 --> 00:09:27.190 So why do you think you have these powers? 166 00:09:28.090 --> 00:09:31.610 That's a good question, Scott. I think, therefore I am. Oh, okay. 167 00:09:31.649 --> 00:09:34.009 So it's one of those things. But you know, Scott, 168 00:09:34.330 --> 00:09:36.799 I'm so glad you're here. We're in the Speed Force 169 00:09:36.820 --> 00:09:37.379 for the listeners. 170 00:09:37.399 --> 00:09:38.860 How many times are you going to say, you're so 171 00:09:38.899 --> 00:09:39.440 glad I'm here? 172 00:09:41.000 --> 00:09:41.240 Hold on. 173 00:09:41.240 --> 00:09:42.740 I'm so glad I'm here. I'm so glad I'm here. 174 00:09:42.759 --> 00:09:45.720 I'm so glad to be here. I'm freaking glad to 175 00:09:45.759 --> 00:09:46.399 be here, Scott. 176 00:09:46.419 --> 00:09:46.639 Okay. 177 00:09:46.700 --> 00:09:49.500 Because we celebrated four years ago and we haven't really 178 00:09:49.580 --> 00:09:51.679 kept up the tradition of Speed Force Thanksgiving. 179 00:09:51.720 --> 00:09:54.710 No, I mean, honestly, the pandemic happened. 180 00:09:54.769 --> 00:09:55.330 It happened. 181 00:09:55.730 --> 00:09:55.950 And. 182 00:09:55.970 --> 00:09:58.129 We can't... In the Speed Force... By the way, the 183 00:09:58.169 --> 00:10:01.059 Speed Force is about a... It's a six by... six room. 184 00:10:01.000 --> 00:10:03.700 Yeah it's also very covid compliant you need to like 185 00:10:03.820 --> 00:10:07.289 do home testing they kind of shut pcr test 48 186 00:10:07.279 --> 00:10:08.039 hours in advance we. 187 00:10:08.000 --> 00:10:10.009 Were like fuck that they shut stuff down in the 188 00:10:10.070 --> 00:10:12.110 speed force months before they didn't in. 189 00:10:12.210 --> 00:10:15.350 La yeah and i and i had been you know 190 00:10:15.769 --> 00:10:18.029 i'd been holing up with uh sprague you were hanging 191 00:10:18.049 --> 00:10:20.669 out with sprague the entire pandemic. 192 00:10:20.210 --> 00:10:22.200 And you guys were having fun huh we had a 193 00:10:22.250 --> 00:10:23.960 lot of fun what you guys been

up to we 194 00:10:24.059 --> 00:10:26.759 we did not take it seriously for the first night 195 00:10:26.779 --> 00:10:31.259 you guys were in restaurants and shit kissing people and 196 00:10:31.500 --> 00:10:33.299 so you guys have fun you've been watching movies that's 197 00:10:33.360 --> 00:10:35.100 how it that's been sounding like a blast i heard 198 00:10:35.159 --> 00:10:37.000 yeah oh it's been so fun i mean i've missed 199 00:10:37.039 --> 00:10:39.330 you obviously but i mean best friend scott Oh, of 200 00:10:39.370 --> 00:10:42.889 course we're best friends, but I hang out with him exclusively. Oh, truly, truly. Well, 201 00:10:42.909 --> 00:10:45.129 we became best friends in the Speed Force, Scott. 202 00:10:45.149 --> 00:10:45.330 We did. 203 00:10:45.350 --> 00:10:47.750 I didn't much know that much about you or care 204 00:10:47.769 --> 00:10:49.049 that much about you, and then we went to the 205 00:10:49.070 --> 00:10:49.769 Speed Force together. 206 00:10:49.850 --> 00:10:52.649 We spent multiple years in the Speed Force, and they 207 00:10:52.730 --> 00:10:55.230 came back to the very moment we left, Scott. 208 00:10:55.330 --> 00:10:58.210 And it's interesting because it was a lot like Picard 209 00:10:58.389 --> 00:11:02.019 in that one episode of Next Generation where- he mentally 210 00:11:02.059 --> 00:11:04.919 goes into someone else's body and ages, you know, but 211 00:11:04.940 --> 00:11:06.659 when he gets back to his own present, he hasn't 212 00:11:06.700 --> 00:11:08.179 aged a day. And that was what happened with us. 213 00:11:08.179 --> 00:11:10.879 So he's like gained the wisdom of a lifetime. Exactly. 214 00:11:10.899 --> 00:11:12.539 And he knows how to play like a weird flute, 215 00:11:12.590 --> 00:11:13.730 which I also do. Yeah. 216 00:11:13.850 --> 00:11:14.039 Yeah. 217 00:11:14.090 --> 00:11:16.190 You do, don't you? Yeah. Let me see. Let me 218 00:11:16.210 --> 00:11:17.889 see if you could play that weird. Here we go. 219 00:11:17.909 --> 00:11:21.870 I saw you brought it. Let's see. How are you playing? Yeah, 220 00:11:21.889 --> 00:11:22.289 that's not. 221 00:11:22.970 --> 00:11:23.169 Yeah. 222 00:11:23.190 --> 00:11:24.990 You might want to flip it around. There you go. 223 00:11:25.009 --> 00:11:29.009 It's pretty weird. That's a lot. I got to say. 224 00:11:29.799 --> 00:11:31.750 That was pretty good. How long did it take you? 225 00:11:31.750 --> 00:11:32.549 45 years to learn that? 226 00:11:32.549 --> 00:11:33.509 45 years to learn that. 227 00:11:33.809 --> 00:11:35.490 That is a long time. My wife was bummed. 228 00:11:35.570 --> 00:11:36.850 Oh, by the way, I was married in the Speed 229 00:11:36.870 --> 00:11:37.950 Force to someone else. 230 00:11:37.970 --> 00:11:40.809 Who'd you marry? Oh, I married the Black Racer. 231 00:11:42.090 --> 00:11:42.529 Oh, yes. 232 00:11:42.629 --> 00:11:45.399 The Black Racer. Yes. From the canon of, you know, 233 00:11:45.440 --> 00:11:46.500 the

Flash. Yeah, of course. 234 00:11:46.519 --> 00:11:48.820 Yeah, well, I mean, we share canon with the Flash. 235 00:11:48.840 --> 00:11:49.539 Yes, yes, yes. 236 00:11:49.580 --> 00:11:50.120 We all share canon. 237 00:11:50.179 --> 00:11:51.340 It's almost the same way you share the. 238 00:11:52.240 --> 00:11:54.379 The canon of Star Wars, the canon of everything. Well, yes, 239 00:11:54.419 --> 00:11:55.980 but the powers of the Flash as well. I have 240 00:11:56.000 --> 00:11:57.419 the powers of the Flash. But you know, Scott, the 241 00:11:57.460 --> 00:12:01.120 last time we talked, I was in canon rehab. Yeah, 242 00:12:01.139 --> 00:12:05.259 I remember something about that. And your sponsor was Cake Boss. 243 00:12:05.279 --> 00:12:07.879 My sponsor, Cake Boss. Yeah, because he's had a lot 244 00:12:07.919 --> 00:12:10.820 of trouble recently, too, with, like, you know, fucking up 245 00:12:10.840 --> 00:12:13.059 his hand. Yeah, he, like, nailed his hand into a 246 00:12:13.080 --> 00:12:15.919 cake or something. I don't remember what that dude's was. But, 247 00:12:15.960 --> 00:12:17.620 you know, the last time I was here, I said 248 00:12:17.639 --> 00:12:21.549 I would never use my Flash powers again. Right. But 249 00:12:21.590 --> 00:12:23.929 I thought to myself, it's Speed Force Thanksgiving. 250 00:12:24.730 --> 00:12:25.970 We got to get the homies together. 251 00:12:25.990 --> 00:12:28.870 I got to get the homies together. And look, there 252 00:12:28.909 --> 00:12:31.580 might be some sort of convoluted reason why we need 253 00:12:31.600 --> 00:12:32.879 to do this to save. 254 00:12:32.580 --> 00:12:34.570 The CBB world of us. I'm just here for you. 255 00:12:34.580 --> 00:12:37.440 We don't need to discuss that. Right now, Scott, you're 256 00:12:37.460 --> 00:12:39.399 about to have the best Speed Force Skanksgiving. 257 00:12:40.899 --> 00:12:41.580 Skanksgiving. 258 00:12:41.600 --> 00:12:46.190 Skanksgiving. That you've ever had in your life, Scott. It's 259 00:12:46.210 --> 00:12:48.309 going to be a Skanksgiving. Basically, when all the skanks 260 00:12:48.330 --> 00:12:50.990 from Halloween who have dressed up like slutty versions of whatever. 261 00:12:51.029 --> 00:12:53.710 They forget to change for a month. And then they 262 00:12:53.730 --> 00:12:55.590 come and they're like, what, y'all eating turkey in here? 263 00:12:56.210 --> 00:13:01.740 That's Skanksgiving, Scott. Now, Scott, are you ready to explore 264 00:13:01.929 --> 00:13:05.419 your own life, Scott? I don't know what that means. 265 00:13:05.559 --> 00:13:07.799 So I couldn't tell you if I'm ready. I probably 266 00:13:07.899 --> 00:13:09.379 am because I don't give a shit. 267 00:13:09.539 --> 00:13:13.399 Scott, the meaning of Speed Force Thanksgiving, as we all know, 268 00:13:14.009 --> 00:13:16.940 It's to reflect on the things that you are thankful for, Scott. 269 00:13:17.179 --> 00:13:20.080 I didn't realize that. That's almost like regular Thanksgiving. 270 00:13:20.200 --> 00:13:20.620 It is. 271 00:13:21.000 --> 00:13:22.679 Oh, hold up. Let me check my Twitter real quick. 272 00:13:23.139 --> 00:13:23.330 Hmm. 273 00:13:23.750 --> 00:13:26.429 Regular Thanksgiving is canceled. What? 274 00:13:26.990 --> 00:13:30.909 Oh, regular Thanksgiving is canceled. The word Thanksgiving. should not 275 00:13:30.929 --> 00:13:32.019 be used anymore. 276 00:13:32.259 --> 00:13:37.539 They finally canceled Thanksgiving? God, this is cancel culture. I 277 00:13:37.600 --> 00:13:41.059 think we can't say Thanksgiving, Scott, because the history of 278 00:13:41.080 --> 00:13:42.220 Thanksgiving is tainted, Scott. 279 00:13:42.440 --> 00:13:45.940 Oh, I mean, yeah, on both sides. Both sides. Some 280 00:13:46.019 --> 00:13:46.580 very fine people. 281 00:13:46.600 --> 00:13:50.360 There's fine people on both sides? It's tainted on both sides, Scott. 282 00:13:51.039 --> 00:13:53.350 So, you know what? I think we should rename this 283 00:13:53.389 --> 00:13:56.149 thing right off the bat. Okay, let's spitball some ideas. 284 00:13:56.210 --> 00:14:01.779 I want to call it We could call it Skanksgiving. 285 00:14:02.039 --> 00:14:03.419 We kind of already have that. 286 00:14:03.700 --> 00:14:06.139 It's pretty good, actually. We just stumbled into it. Okay, 287 00:14:06.279 --> 00:14:09.419 is it better? I know you came in with something 288 00:14:09.440 --> 00:14:11.090 that you were very fond of, but let's just put 289 00:14:11.110 --> 00:14:13.590 it up against Skanksgiving. Yeah, yeah. Am I going to 290 00:14:13.649 --> 00:14:18.470 get canceled for saying Speed Force Thanksgiving or Speed Force Skanksgiving? 291 00:14:18.870 --> 00:14:20.950 I like Skanksgiving. I don't know. 292 00:14:21.049 --> 00:14:21.350 Okay. 293 00:14:21.970 --> 00:14:24.460 Okay, here's what we're going to call it. A CBB 294 00:14:24.500 --> 00:14:31.200 World Speed Force Thanksgiving Special Asterix Actually, it's Skanksgiving. Okay. 295 00:14:31.320 --> 00:14:33.850 All right. I think we won't get canceled for that. No, no, no. 296 00:14:33.950 --> 00:14:36.309 How could two guys like you and me get canceled? 297 00:14:36.330 --> 00:14:39.590 I'm cancel-proof, baby. I punch people in the throat all 298 00:14:39.610 --> 00:14:44.240 the time. I steal people's jobs. I am cancel proof, Scott. Yeah, exactly. 299 00:14:44.259 --> 00:14:45.139 And so am I, right? 300 00:14:45.240 --> 00:14:45.620 Yeah. 301 00:14:45.639 --> 00:14:50.120 Right? Yeah, exactly. Your eyes are darting around really fast. 302 00:14:50.139 --> 00:14:51.779 Just don't listen to the CBB archives. 303 00:14:51.879 --> 00:14:52.639 Okay, yeah, yeah, yeah. 304 00:14:53.159 --> 00:14:55.899 I'd say start at episode 600, to be safe. Yeah, 305 00:14:55.919 --> 00:14:58.399 that's probably around when we started, really. 306 00:14:58.779 --> 00:15:04.210 Well, Scott, Thanksgiving, I mean, Thanksgiving, can only be celebrated 307 00:15:04.409 -->

00:15:07.230 in the Speed Force with friends and family. 308 00:15:07.600 --> 00:15:07.960 Oh, okay. 309 00:15:07.980 --> 00:15:09.879 Well, four years ago, it was just you and me. 310 00:15:09.919 --> 00:15:11.340 It was just you and me. And of course, the 311 00:15:11.360 --> 00:15:14.039 Black Racer. And the Black Racer. And the Reverse Flash. 312 00:15:14.200 --> 00:15:14.419 Yeah. 313 00:15:14.620 --> 00:15:16.039 And I think King Shark was in there. 314 00:15:16.200 --> 00:15:16.519 Yeah. 315 00:15:17.620 --> 00:15:17.860 But. 316 00:15:18.059 --> 00:15:20.759 The Weather Wizard. The Weather Wizard was in there. Just 317 00:15:20.779 --> 00:15:21.240 to eat. 318 00:15:21.340 --> 00:15:22.980 And then was like, oh, God, I got another thing. 319 00:15:23.000 --> 00:15:24.039 He's got another thing. 320 00:15:24.059 --> 00:15:26.360 And I'm like, okay, Weather Wizard. He's going home to 321 00:15:26.419 --> 00:15:29.240 jack off or something. Weather Wizard always jacking off. 322 00:15:29.279 --> 00:15:31.620 Jacking off in a sleep store. 323 00:15:31.639 --> 00:15:36.080 He's crazy. That's canon. On his dick. Now, Scott, I have... 324 00:15:36.889 --> 00:15:40.659 Gone into your history, into your past, into your soul, Scott. 325 00:15:40.799 --> 00:15:43.039 Not the CBB archives. No, no, no, no, no. Okay. 326 00:15:43.440 --> 00:15:47.299 Kind of hovering, starting around episode 600. I have assembled 327 00:15:48.120 --> 00:15:51.690 a motley crew of a Thanksgiving family, Scott. 328 00:15:52.350 --> 00:15:56.389 Oh, like you've brought in some of my favorite guests 329 00:15:56.470 --> 00:15:57.110 of all time? 330 00:15:57.509 --> 00:16:00.710 Some of the most iconic, some of the most memorable. 331 00:16:00.730 --> 00:16:03.759 You say iconic too? I say iconic too, baby. Some 332 00:16:03.779 --> 00:16:06.919 of the most iconic, memorable guests that I think when 333 00:16:07.039 --> 00:16:08.990 you had them on, I think when it was over, 334 00:16:09.019 --> 00:16:11.009 you said, we need to be friends outside of this. 335 00:16:11.169 --> 00:16:12.649 I want to invite you to actual things. 336 00:16:12.769 --> 00:16:13.110 Okay. 337 00:16:13.149 --> 00:16:14.049 This is amazing. 338 00:16:14.190 --> 00:16:16.649 I mean, the mind is just reeling of who could 339 00:16:16.669 --> 00:16:17.210 possibly be here. 340 00:16:17.230 --> 00:16:18.710 Who are you thinking about? Jason Manzoukas or something? 341 00:16:18.889 --> 00:16:19.409 Oh, of course. 342 00:16:19.450 --> 00:16:19.750 Yeah. 343 00:16:19.789 --> 00:16:20.870 Jason Manzoukas probably. 344 00:16:20.990 --> 00:16:23.649 Yeah. Probably Santa Claus or something. 345 00:16:23.690 --> 00:16:24.669 Not too fond of Santa Claus. 346 00:16:24.690 --> 00:16:26.029 You guys get into a lot of fights. 347 00:16:26.049 --> 00:16:26.330 Yeah. 348 00:16:26.740 --> 00:16:31.649 But Scott, I'm about to fetch... Our first guest. Okay. 349 00:16:31.809 --> 00:16:33.830 I'm so excited. But in order to do that, I 350 00:16:33.929 --> 00:16:36.350 do have to dip into the Speed Force, Scott. 351 00:16:36.529 --> 00:16:36.929 Oh, okay. 352 00:16:36.950 --> 00:16:40.360 Yeah, that's understandable. Are you picking up these guests from? 353 00:16:40.740 --> 00:16:45.580 I'm picking up these guests from episodes past. Oh, okay. 354 00:16:45.940 --> 00:16:52.419 This episode. God, I don't even fucking know. sometime last year, 355 00:16:52.519 --> 00:16:55.789 sometime hovering around the 600s. Scott, you ready to meet 356 00:16:55.830 --> 00:16:56.289 this guest? 357 00:16:56.450 --> 00:16:59.570 Oh, yeah, definitely. God, this is amazing that you would 358 00:16:59.590 --> 00:17:00.029 do this for me. 359 00:17:00.029 --> 00:17:11.150 Here we go. I'm about to go. And... Scott. 360 00:17:11.380 --> 00:17:11.839 Oh my God. 361 00:17:11.880 --> 00:17:12.559 You're all sweaty. 362 00:17:12.640 --> 00:17:14.980 I'm all sweaty. That was really hard. Scott. Wait, were 363 00:17:15.000 --> 00:17:18.440 you jacking off too? No, Scott. I mean, look, when 364 00:17:18.460 --> 00:17:20.819 you're running, I will say when you're running through time, 365 00:17:21.160 --> 00:17:23.509 there is a sort of friction that happens on your body. 366 00:17:23.529 --> 00:17:24.670 That is very hot. 367 00:17:24.710 --> 00:17:25.309 Very pleasant. 368 00:17:25.369 --> 00:17:26.069 It is very pleasant. 369 00:17:26.109 --> 00:17:26.390 Okay. 370 00:17:26.630 --> 00:17:31.190 But Scott, I have brought one of your favorite guests, Francesca. 371 00:17:31.769 --> 00:17:37.269 Bolognese, Scott. What the heck am I doing here? Hi, Francesca. 372 00:17:37.309 --> 00:17:38.609 How are you? 373 00:17:38.690 --> 00:17:38.990 Hi. 374 00:17:39.150 --> 00:17:39.609 Hi, Francesca. 375 00:17:39.630 --> 00:17:40.250 Hey, Scott. 376 00:17:40.269 --> 00:17:43.950 You look about four years older. I just saw you 377 00:17:43.970 --> 00:17:44.880 like three months ago. 378 00:17:50.119 --> 00:17:52.980 Sorry. I'm so sorry. I guess you had a rough 379 00:17:53.019 --> 00:17:54.279 few months. 380 00:17:54.319 --> 00:17:57.160 Francesca, how are you? Thank you for being here. Welcome 381 00:17:57.200 --> 00:17:58.720 to Speed Force Thanksgiving. 382 00:17:58.759 --> 00:18:04.150 Thank you for having me. I'm honored. 383 00:18:04.190 --> 00:18:04.609 What's your name? 384 00:18:04.650 --> 00:18:04.809 Rudy? 385 00:18:05.170 --> 00:18:06.869 My name is Rudy. 386 00:18:07.089 --> 00:18:10.029 So used to talking to my best friend. My other friend, Spray. 387 00:18:10.049 --> 00:18:12.289 Yeah, I wouldn't bring that up again. That might piss 388 00:18:12.309 --> 00:18:12.549 me off. 389 00:18:12.630 --> 00:18:12.829 Okay. 390 00:18:13.750 --> 00:18:16.150 What is she doing here? She's one of your favorite guests, 391 00:18:16.170 --> 00:18:17.869 Francesca Bolognese. Francesca Bolognese? 392 00:18:18.130 --> 00:18:20.190 Yeah, yeah, absolutely. 393 00:18:20.470 --> 00:18:23.589 She hates me.

No, no, that cannot be true. 394 00:18:23.609 --> 00:18:23.990 Oh, okay. 395 00:18:24.119 --> 00:18:24.410 All right. 396 00:18:24.779 --> 00:18:27.599 Hey, Francesca, I'm so glad you're, I'm so honored you're here. 397 00:18:27.619 --> 00:18:30.940 I heard everything you guys said, you little assholes. 398 00:18:31.819 --> 00:18:34.740 Such a piece of shit everything. 399 00:18:34.000 --> 00:18:37.789 You guys say no what do you mean listen um 400 00:18:38.670 --> 00:18:41.049 i i want to start a clean slate okay i'm 401 00:18:41.069 --> 00:18:43.630 gonna have a good time today okay well thank. 402 00:18:43.390 --> 00:18:45.569 You for coming to speed for i did dip into 403 00:18:45.609 --> 00:18:47.690 the episode and pull your ass out and said we're 404 00:18:47.710 --> 00:18:50.200 about to have thanksgiving dinner come with me and you 405 00:18:50.240 --> 00:18:52.599 said okay whatever oh in the middle of the episode 406 00:18:52.619 --> 00:18:55.099 yeah yeah i pulled about the middle like mid-sentence no 407 00:18:55.119 --> 00:18:57.900 it was kind of around plugs oh okay you during 408 00:18:57.920 --> 00:18:58.960 the actual plug i. 409 00:18:58.940 --> 00:19:01.400 Was talking about the new twitter handle that i found 410 00:19:01.480 --> 00:19:05.380 out about. 411 00:19:06.509 --> 00:19:09.210 L-i-l-y that'd be kind of wasteful if you had that 412 00:19:09.250 --> 00:19:09.930 as a twitter. 413 00:19:09.710 --> 00:19:12.930 Handle no it's not my twitter i know jason manzoukas yeah. 414 00:19:13.109 --> 00:19:15.250 Okay oh he's here he's coming no no no he's 415 00:19:15.289 --> 00:19:18.309 not jason manzoukas i don't think i mean maybe maybe 416 00:19:18.369 --> 00:19:22.099 keep hopes up all right now francesca yes uh Tell 417 00:19:22.140 --> 00:19:25.559 me about your connection to Thanksgiving. Are you happy to 418 00:19:25.640 --> 00:19:28.720 be here today? Do they even celebrate it? Where are 419 00:19:28.740 --> 00:19:29.279 you from again? 420 00:19:29.480 --> 00:19:30.579 I am from Italy. 421 00:19:30.640 --> 00:19:33.059 I am from Sardinia. Okay. 422 00:19:33.099 --> 00:19:34.339 That's why I am so small. 423 00:19:36.059 --> 00:19:39.140 Oh. Interesting. Have we talked about how small you are? 424 00:19:39.160 --> 00:19:40.369 We have not talked about that. 425 00:19:40.390 --> 00:19:41.109 That's never come up? 426 00:19:41.450 --> 00:19:42.630 I don't know that that has ever come up. Did 427 00:19:42.650 --> 00:19:44.029 you start doing the show when we were on Zoom? 428 00:19:44.150 --> 00:19:45.950 I can't remember because everyone. 429 00:19:45.769 --> 00:19:46.410 Looks big on Zoom. 430 00:19:48.299 --> 00:19:51.109 So your camera was just right up. So that big 431 00:19:51.160 --> 00:19:53.170 sardine can you were sitting on, that wasn't like a 432 00:19:53.210 --> 00:19:55.710 big chair. That was an actual sardine can? Yeah, exactly. 433 00:19:55.769 --> 00:19:58.630 So I am... One foot. 434 00:19:59.369 --> 00:20:01.150 One foot tall? 435 00:20:01.809 --> 00:20:02.670 One foot tall. 436 00:20:03.250 --> 00:20:04.609 One foot tall. 437 00:20:04.609 --> 00:20:07.670 12 inches? 13 inches. Okay. 438 00:20:07.769 --> 00:20:08.730 If you want to. 439 00:20:08.750 --> 00:20:09.509 There's. 440 00:20:09.230 --> 00:20:12.130 An easy way to prove this. Let me just unzip 441 00:20:12.150 --> 00:20:15.319 my pants. So six of those. 442 00:20:17.339 --> 00:20:20.460 And a half. Six and a half. Now, Francesca, okay, 443 00:20:20.500 --> 00:20:22.920 so you're from Italy, so you're not that familiar with 444 00:20:22.960 --> 00:20:24.599 Thanksgiving or Speed Force Thanksgiving. 445 00:20:24.619 --> 00:20:25.960 No, well, I have lived in the U.S. for a 446 00:20:25.980 --> 00:20:27.799 long time now, and I have to say, I think 447 00:20:27.819 --> 00:20:29.880 Thanksgiving is so fucking stupid. 448 00:20:30.000 --> 00:20:30.599 You what? 449 00:20:30.619 --> 00:20:33.720 I think it is the stupidest little holiday. 450 00:20:33.740 --> 00:20:34.880 What do you mean? 451 00:20:35.140 --> 00:20:37.279 Well, okay, so I work for Bed, Bath & Beyond, 452 00:20:37.400 --> 00:20:38.059 as we all know. 453 00:20:38.079 --> 00:20:40.119 We all know you work for Bed, Bath & Beyond. 454 00:20:40.160 --> 00:20:46.579 They opened a new department called Bed, Bath & Holiday. 455 00:20:47.799 --> 00:20:48.140 Okay. 456 00:20:48.220 --> 00:20:52.200 What happened beyond? Well, this is just an offshoot of 457 00:20:52.220 --> 00:20:52.869 Bed Bath & Beyond. 458 00:20:52.880 --> 00:20:54.849 So when you go into Bed Bath & Holiday, there's 459 00:20:54.910 --> 00:20:55.569 nothing beyond? 460 00:20:56.349 --> 00:20:57.430 Everything is beyond. 461 00:20:57.450 --> 00:20:58.910 Oh, okay. 462 00:20:58.970 --> 00:21:00.109 Is this like the metaverse? 463 00:21:00.329 --> 00:21:00.509 Yes. 464 00:21:00.529 --> 00:21:01.230 Oh, okay. Interesting. 465 00:21:01.490 --> 00:21:03.009 Everything is beyond that. 466 00:21:03.289 --> 00:21:08.210 But specifically, Bed Bath & Holiday, we specialize in only 467 00:21:08.250 --> 00:21:13.049 holiday stuff. So I have to work on the stupidest days. 468 00:21:13.450 --> 00:21:15.970 And people come in, oh, can I get a turkey? 469 00:21:16.630 --> 00:21:20.859 Can I get a turkey? That might be their problem. 470 00:21:21.410 --> 00:21:22.450 They might be confused. 471 00:21:22.960 --> 00:21:24.460 It's a lot of meat. 472 00:21:25.539 --> 00:21:28.980 Okay, I realize they changed the name of the store. 473 00:21:29.000 --> 00:21:31.640 Okay, so Bed Bath & Holiday is kind of now 474 00:21:31.660 --> 00:21:32.099 a butcher shop. 475 00:21:32.279 --> 00:21:34.980 Yeah, so people come, you know, can I get a 476 00:21:35.220 --> 00:21:37.900 chicken or some stuffing? 477 00:21:37.960 --> 00:21:40.259 Chicken isn't even Thanksgiving related. 478 00:21:40.279 --> 00:21:41.960 It's kind of weird if they would want a chicken. 479 00:21:42.000 --> 00:21:44.309

Unless it's like a turkey or something. 480 00:21:44.549 --> 00:21:47.089 So anyway, everybody come back, oh, I want. 481 00:21:46.990 --> 00:21:49.329 To return my turkey. It tasted like a wood chip. 482 00:21:49.349 --> 00:21:50.150 So wait, they buy a turkey? 483 00:21:50.170 --> 00:21:51.049 They buy a turkey. 484 00:21:52.109 --> 00:21:53.150 And they can return it? 485 00:21:53.289 --> 00:21:55.349 And of course, well, they try to return it. They 486 00:21:55.390 --> 00:21:57.529 come to me. I work in returns. 487 00:21:57.569 --> 00:21:59.170 They come, they say. 488 00:21:59.430 --> 00:22:01.880 Oh, I try to eat this turkey. It tastes like 489 00:22:01.960 --> 00:22:06.220 wood chip. I want to return it. Or I have 490 00:22:06.539 --> 00:22:09.519 this mashed potato. It tastes like a bunch of little 491 00:22:09.599 --> 00:22:10.059 wood chip. 492 00:22:10.279 --> 00:22:12.779 Are you guys advertising that you sell food and then 493 00:22:12.799 --> 00:22:15.160 selling people wood chips? Because that would be odd, y'all. 494 00:22:16.269 --> 00:22:19.410 I mean, no, this is a high quality, best bet 495 00:22:19.549 --> 00:22:22.670 in beyond style. It is the finest quality. 496 00:22:23.369 --> 00:22:25.730 So are you working on Thanksgiving? Is that what you're saying? 497 00:22:25.750 --> 00:22:27.890 You don't get to celebrate with your own family, Francesca? 498 00:22:28.039 --> 00:22:32.440 Well, I don't want to celebrate with my husband, Keith. 499 00:22:32.519 --> 00:22:36.079 Have we talked about Keith before? I don't know that 500 00:22:36.099 --> 00:22:36.720 he's ever come up. 501 00:22:37.079 --> 00:22:37.900 He's come up. 502 00:22:38.019 --> 00:22:39.980 I don't know that that's actually his name. 503 00:22:42.190 --> 00:22:42.970 But no, Keith. 504 00:22:43.049 --> 00:22:46.049 In the Speed Force. In the Speed Force, everything is canon. 505 00:22:46.509 --> 00:22:49.349 Keith is always, oh, can you come to my family's 506 00:22:49.470 --> 00:22:55.759 house to spend Thanksgiving with my mom, Sandra, and my dad, Thomas. 507 00:22:55.880 --> 00:23:01.839 Those you remember. And I say, I think not this year. 508 00:23:01.900 --> 00:23:03.779 I think I work a bit, but I'm going to stay. 509 00:23:04.119 --> 00:23:05.539 Oh, so you're picking up shifts. 510 00:23:05.660 --> 00:23:06.779 Yes, I'm picking up. 511 00:23:07.279 --> 00:23:09.200 But really, you know, I would not go. 512 00:23:09.220 --> 00:23:11.200 I think Thanksgiving is so stupid. Why do you have 513 00:23:11.220 --> 00:23:13.940 to be so grateful for your stupid fucking life? Your 514 00:23:14.000 --> 00:23:14.960 life sucks. 515 00:23:14.980 --> 00:23:16.180 Okay, but. 516 00:23:17.119 --> 00:23:18.420 You have a bad life. 517 00:23:18.440 --> 00:23:19.849 But it's kind of like. 518 00:23:19.920 --> 00:23:22.369 Okay, you don't have anything to be thankful for, Francesca? 519 00:23:23.029 --> 00:23:23.369 I am. 520 00:23:24.190 --> 00:23:25.970 I mean, I have

a good life, so. 521 00:23:25.990 --> 00:23:28.089 But that doesn't mean I have to be thankful. Do you? 522 00:23:29.750 --> 00:23:30.630 You hate your husband. 523 00:23:30.650 --> 00:23:32.930 You seem to be very upset. You hate your job. 524 00:23:33.390 --> 00:23:34.650 You hate me, I think. 525 00:23:34.710 --> 00:23:39.630 Well, yes, but my life is not as bad as, say, 526 00:23:39.690 --> 00:23:47.000 some guy named Brad who work at, like, communications, some 527 00:23:47.119 --> 00:23:48.640 kind of financial place. 528 00:23:48.819 --> 00:23:50.839 Okay. That guy's life is so stupid. 529 00:23:50.859 --> 00:23:51.359 Yeah, Brad probably sucks. 530 00:23:51.380 --> 00:23:52.980 Why does he need to say thank you for that? 531 00:23:53.809 --> 00:23:57.950 Yeah, I guess so. But I think everyone feels that 532 00:23:57.990 --> 00:24:00.009 way about their own life. Like someone would look at 533 00:24:00.049 --> 00:24:01.970 you and go like, oh my God, she's married to 534 00:24:02.099 --> 00:24:07.019 Keith with, you know, whose parents are Sandra and. 535 00:24:08.220 --> 00:24:09.220 Thomas, right? 536 00:24:09.640 --> 00:24:11.880 You know, and she works at Bed Bath & Beyond. 537 00:24:11.940 --> 00:24:13.720 And why does she have to be thankful for her 538 00:24:13.799 --> 00:24:14.720 stupid life, you know? 539 00:24:14.859 --> 00:24:19.220 My life is so good. Yeah. Well, you should be thankful. 540 00:24:19.240 --> 00:24:20.740 That's the perfect reason to be thankful. 541 00:24:20.789 --> 00:24:22.750 You want to be thankful, but you don't think anyone 542 00:24:22.769 --> 00:24:24.269 else in the world deserves to be thankful. 543 00:24:24.369 --> 00:24:24.769 Exactly. 544 00:24:24.789 --> 00:24:27.529 Well, I think everybody here have really low standards for 545 00:24:27.569 --> 00:24:28.089 their lives. 546 00:24:28.630 --> 00:24:31.509 Their lives are so bad. Okay. 547 00:24:31.670 --> 00:24:34.630 So Scott, for instance, he's got a lot to be 548 00:24:34.650 --> 00:24:35.190 thankful for. 549 00:24:35.210 --> 00:24:36.329 I don't know. 550 00:24:36.450 --> 00:24:41.369 He's got a beautiful wife. He's got a beautiful career. 551 00:24:42.150 --> 00:24:44.950 Why is that where your mind goes immediately? Scott has 552 00:24:45.019 --> 00:24:47.299 a lot going on. He's got a banging ass wife. 553 00:24:48.980 --> 00:24:53.500 Great dogs. An incredible career. Best friends. 554 00:24:53.980 --> 00:24:54.259 Yeah. 555 00:24:54.359 --> 00:24:56.480 Like me. Yeah, sure. Okay. 556 00:24:56.640 --> 00:24:58.640 So you're saying Scott has nothing to be thankful for? 557 00:24:58.660 --> 00:25:00.039 I mean, that's crazy. 558 00:25:00.200 --> 00:25:02.660 I think in Scott's mind, he has a lot to 559 00:25:02.700 --> 00:25:06.440 be thankful for. But from outside his perspective, no thank you. 560 00:25:07.180 --> 00:25:10.670 Okay. This is some beach shit to be said on Skakesgiving. 561 00:25:10.730 --> 00:25:11.549 On Skakesgiving. 562 00:25:11.730 --> 00:25:16.470 Oh, by the way, for Halloween this year, I want 563 00:25:16.490 --> 00:25:18.569 to tell you about my sexy costume. 564 00:25:18.630 --> 00:25:20.670 Yeah, what was your sexy costume? 565 00:25:21.410 --> 00:25:24.009 For Halloween this year, I was Danny DeVito. 566 00:25:24.619 --> 00:25:28.980 But sexy. Oh, okay. So bald cap. 567 00:25:29.279 --> 00:25:29.880 Bald cap. 568 00:25:29.900 --> 00:25:31.460 With hair in the back, I would imagine. 569 00:25:31.539 --> 00:25:32.180 Yes. 570 00:25:32.220 --> 00:25:34.480 But not in a specific role, like the penguin or 571 00:25:34.539 --> 00:25:35.279 Louis DePano or anything? 572 00:25:35.319 --> 00:25:38.180 From me till that. From Matilda, oh. Was that when 573 00:25:38.200 --> 00:25:39.140 he was at his sexiest? 574 00:25:39.859 --> 00:25:40.579 I think yes. 575 00:25:40.720 --> 00:25:41.440 Okay. 576 00:25:41.460 --> 00:25:43.849 So like with a G-string or? 577 00:25:43.900 --> 00:25:46.950 No pants. No pants at all. So he's Donald Duck? 578 00:25:46.970 --> 00:25:50.490 Yeah, Donald Duck style. So just the top and no bottom. 579 00:25:50.910 --> 00:25:53.289 Okay, so what did you do? You're naked from the 580 00:25:53.309 --> 00:25:53.690 waist out. 581 00:25:53.750 --> 00:25:54.930 I just wanted to establish this. 582 00:25:54.950 --> 00:25:57.309 Did you have like a packing penis or something to 583 00:25:57.349 --> 00:25:59.789 make it look like this is clearly daddy's penis? Packing peanut? 584 00:26:00.450 --> 00:26:05.650 Packing penis, it's a sex toy used in the lesbian 585 00:26:05.690 --> 00:26:13.029 community to simulate a penis. Don't you, aren't you guys 586 00:26:13.289 --> 00:26:15.579 thankful that you learned that piece of information? 587 00:26:15.720 --> 00:26:18.799 I love it. That was the best information I ever learned. 588 00:26:18.920 --> 00:26:20.839 I still don't understand. 589 00:26:20.339 --> 00:26:21.000 What it is. 590 00:26:21.079 --> 00:26:23.759 Are you simulating the, because I would imagine you're using 591 00:26:23.779 --> 00:26:25.859 your own pubic hair and then putting a fake penis 592 00:26:25.900 --> 00:26:26.440 on top of it. 593 00:26:26.480 --> 00:26:30.769 No pubic hair. Oh, I don't need to know that. Okay. Okay. 594 00:26:31.029 --> 00:26:33.329 I didn't know that that was Danny DeVito's thing. No, 595 00:26:33.369 --> 00:26:38.690 but in Sardinia, nobody have pubic hair. Really? Everybody, very. Yeah, 596 00:26:38.710 --> 00:26:41.789 you can't waste any surface area on pubic hair when 597 00:26:41.809 --> 00:26:42.349 you're that small. 598 00:26:42.369 --> 00:26:45.150 Did you want to be Danny DeVito because he's almost, 599 00:26:45.230 --> 00:26:45.910 how tall is he? 600 00:26:45.970 --> 00:26:48.480 He's like two feet three or something like that? He 601 00:26:48.500 --> 00:26:49.420 is a big guy. 602 00:26:50.079 --> 00:26:51.579 Well, to you, yeah. 603 00:26:51.740 --> 00:26:56.630 He's huge. Francesca, so you

like Halloween. Is Halloween a 604 00:26:56.789 --> 00:26:57.869 fun time at the store? 605 00:26:57.890 --> 00:26:58.809 Halloween I love. 606 00:26:58.829 --> 00:27:01.990 I take my son. We go to the different houses. 607 00:27:02.019 --> 00:27:02.470 You have a son? 608 00:27:02.990 --> 00:27:04.519 Wait, you never talked about your son. 609 00:27:04.619 --> 00:27:06.240 Yes, I never talked about my son. 610 00:27:06.420 --> 00:27:09.059 Again, I don't remember his name. 611 00:27:09.720 --> 00:27:10.200 Okay. 612 00:27:10.819 --> 00:27:13.380 No, my son's name is Daniel. 613 00:27:13.400 --> 00:27:15.400 Why do you say it like that? 614 00:27:15.759 --> 00:27:17.599 You seem contemptuous of anyone else. 615 00:27:18.119 --> 00:27:20.569 Anytime you say a name, it just seems like you're upset. 616 00:27:21.279 --> 00:27:24.619 No, it's just a stupid American name. 617 00:27:24.640 --> 00:27:26.970 Oh, did your husband force you to name? 618 00:27:26.990 --> 00:27:32.289 Yes, my grandfather's name was Daniel. 619 00:27:32.410 --> 00:27:34.759 What did you want? I mean, what's a Sardinian name? 620 00:27:34.819 --> 00:27:36.940 For me, I would do something like. 621 00:27:42.720 --> 00:27:44.589 What do you say? 622 00:27:44.769 --> 00:27:47.049 Gualica Paganini. 623 00:27:47.529 --> 00:27:48.950 Gualica Paganini. 624 00:27:49.130 --> 00:27:52.089 Is that two names or is that like one single? 625 00:27:52.109 --> 00:27:53.089 It's a hyphenated name. 626 00:27:53.130 --> 00:27:53.589 Oh, hyphenated. 627 00:27:53.630 --> 00:27:54.529 Gualina Paganini. 628 00:27:54.769 --> 00:27:55.339 Interesting. 629 00:27:55.630 --> 00:27:57.779 Or Arancini. 630 00:27:58.519 --> 00:28:01.420 Arancini. That is a pretty tight name. 631 00:28:01.440 --> 00:28:02.940 That is a pretty nice name. 632 00:28:02.960 --> 00:28:03.740 What about Rudy? 633 00:28:04.960 --> 00:28:05.900 No, they didn't. 634 00:28:06.160 --> 00:28:06.900 Say Rudy. 635 00:28:06.940 --> 00:28:07.480 Say Rudy. 636 00:28:07.519 --> 00:28:09.700 How does it come off the tongue? 637 00:28:09.900 --> 00:28:10.109 Rudy. 638 00:28:10.180 --> 00:28:10.690 Okay. 639 00:28:10.829 --> 00:28:14.210 You have this affectation like you're imitating a dumb American 640 00:28:14.230 --> 00:28:14.750 when you say. 641 00:28:14.869 --> 00:28:17.089 You did sound a little Cosby at that moment. 642 00:28:17.869 --> 00:28:18.509 Rudy. 643 00:28:18.730 --> 00:28:19.509 No way. 644 00:28:20.049 --> 00:28:20.930 Thanksgiving. 645 00:28:22.069 --> 00:28:24.670 You know, Cosby. It's going to get canceled right now. Yeah, 646 00:28:24.710 --> 00:28:25.710 we can't talk about Cosby. 647 00:28:25.809 --> 00:28:27.650 Do you realize that his name on the show wasn't 648 00:28:27.670 --> 00:28:28.059 just Cliff? 649 00:28:28.099 --> 00:28:29.839 It was Heathcliff? It was Heathcliff Cosby? 650 00:28:29.859 --> 00:28:30.519 Like the famous hat? 651 00:28:30.720 --> 00:28:32.079 Yeah. He was on the show. 652 00:28:32.140 --> 00:28:32.960 Wow. 653 00:28:32.980 --> 00:28:34.059 He was on the Cosby show? 654 00:28:34.619 --> 00:28:35.200 Oh, no. 655 00:28:35.950 --> 00:28:37.710 I said he meant on the Comedy Bang Bang. 656 00:28:37.970 --> 00:28:38.069 Oh. 657 00:28:38.430 --> 00:28:39.170 But I'm thinking. What? 658 00:28:39.829 --> 00:28:39.970 What? 659 00:28:41.029 --> 00:28:43.029 Because in your archives, I thought maybe. 660 00:28:43.089 --> 00:28:45.069 Oh, well, you know. Don't listen to the archives. I 661 00:28:45.089 --> 00:28:47.470 wouldn't fuck in the archives. Yeah. Well, Francesca, I'm sorry 662 00:28:47.490 --> 00:28:49.210 you brought you here. I thought you'd be a person 663 00:28:49.259 --> 00:28:51.210 who'd be excited to come to dinner with me and 664 00:28:51.230 --> 00:28:52.299 Scott and record a special. 665 00:28:52.319 --> 00:28:54.559 I mean, I guess it is fine for me. You know, 666 00:28:54.619 --> 00:28:56.519 it's better than being with my family. 667 00:28:56.539 --> 00:28:59.400 Yeah, or at the store, I guess. Well, I mean, 668 00:28:59.440 --> 00:29:01.720 but you were pulled. It's not Thanksgiving for you in 669 00:29:01.759 --> 00:29:02.460 your reality. 670 00:29:02.480 --> 00:29:03.519 In your reality. 671 00:29:03.579 --> 00:29:05.160 You were pulled from the middle of an episode. 672 00:29:05.259 --> 00:29:07.799 I was pulled from the middle of an episode, yeah. 673 00:29:07.960 --> 00:29:09.119 And how was that episode going? 674 00:29:09.880 --> 00:29:10.700 Oh, so good. 675 00:29:11.200 --> 00:29:18.049 I get so many laughs. Everybody afterward going to tell me, wow, 676 00:29:18.130 --> 00:29:20.700 you blew me away. Scott's going to say, please come back. 677 00:29:20.799 --> 00:29:21.720 Please, please. 678 00:29:21.740 --> 00:29:22.259 I beg you. 679 00:29:22.279 --> 00:29:23.660 I don't remember doing that. 680 00:29:25.559 --> 00:29:27.579 I mean, I just show up in my producer's book guest. 681 00:29:27.829 --> 00:29:28.269 Oh, okay. 682 00:29:28.549 --> 00:29:29.769 Oh, please, Francesca. 683 00:29:29.990 --> 00:29:30.529 We need you. 684 00:29:30.549 --> 00:29:32.289 The show is doing so badly. 685 00:29:32.710 --> 00:29:33.910 Will you please come back? 686 00:29:33.910 --> 00:29:35.990 To be honest, yeah, this sounds kind of familiar. This 687 00:29:35.990 --> 00:29:37.480 is kind of the kind of thing you do. You 688 00:29:37.480 --> 00:29:38.740 get down and like sort of cuck. 689 00:29:39.240 --> 00:29:40.460 Now, Francesca. 690 00:29:41.269 --> 00:29:43.029 I have low T. Yeah, you do have low T. 691 00:29:44.089 --> 00:29:46.309 That's canon in the Speed Force. Now, Francesca. 692 00:29:46.670 --> 00:29:46.990 Yes. 693 00:29:47.730 --> 00:29:50.880 Bed, bath, and holiday. Drowning out the holidays coming up 694 00:29:50.970 --> 00:29:54.039 with the December season coming around. You got Christmas. You 695 00:29:54.059 --> 00:29:55.980 got Kwanzaa. You got Hanukkah. 696 00:29:56.259 --> 00:29:57.099 Boxing Day.

697 00:29:57.119 --> 00:29:59.799 You got Boxing Day. You got New Year's. Boxing Day. 698 00:30:00.039 --> 00:30:03.240 How are things around the store in that time? Do 699 00:30:03.279 --> 00:30:05.759 you start to feel like people are returning less food 700 00:30:05.799 --> 00:30:08.900 and having more fun? Wow, such a good question. I'm 701 00:30:08.960 --> 00:30:09.559 a great interviewer. 702 00:30:10.220 --> 00:30:14.359 I think what happens usually about the Christmas time is 703 00:30:14.420 --> 00:30:17.859 everybody come in, they say, oh my gosh, things are 704 00:30:17.900 --> 00:30:20.819 going crazy for us. We need to come up with 705 00:30:21.200 --> 00:30:25.250 a ham for Thanksgiving. Can you please give us a ham? 706 00:30:25.289 --> 00:30:28.170 They need to come up with a ham for Thanksgiving. 707 00:30:28.190 --> 00:30:31.009 So they're in a bind where they... Something's going on 708 00:30:31.289 --> 00:30:33.569 where they need a ham. And they need to come 709 00:30:33.650 --> 00:30:34.430 up with it. 710 00:30:34.450 --> 00:30:36.170 Please, we have to come up with a ham as 711 00:30:36.210 --> 00:30:36.990 soon as possible. 712 00:30:37.049 --> 00:30:38.549 There's maybe some ham shortage in town. 713 00:30:38.630 --> 00:30:41.390 Are you sure you're not misinterpreting what these people... You 714 00:30:41.430 --> 00:30:43.799 think there's no language barrier thing going on? 715 00:30:44.240 --> 00:30:44.700 Oh, no. 716 00:30:44.779 --> 00:30:47.480 I understand perfectly everything that they say. 717 00:30:47.500 --> 00:30:48.619 So what do you say back to them? 718 00:30:48.700 --> 00:30:50.859 And I say, okay, I have something for you. A 719 00:30:50.859 --> 00:30:52.000 little stuff. 720 00:30:53.029 --> 00:30:57.190 Idiot. So you say it at that volume? 721 00:30:57.210 --> 00:30:59.210 And I give them one of the bed bed and 722 00:30:59.250 --> 00:31:03.589 be on the ham. Bed bed and be on the ham. 723 00:31:04.369 --> 00:31:07.839 And that's what it's called. And then they come back 724 00:31:07.880 --> 00:31:11.410 to me. Oh, it tastes like a wood chip. So 725 00:31:11.470 --> 00:31:15.309 can I get something else? Which for me at this point, 726 00:31:15.410 --> 00:31:17.309 I'm like, well, why you keep coming back here? 727 00:31:17.369 --> 00:31:18.809 You guys see you at Thanksgiving. 728 00:31:18.930 --> 00:31:19.890 I see you now again. 729 00:31:19.910 --> 00:31:23.029 Sounds like they came once and then they were dissatisfied 730 00:31:23.049 --> 00:31:24.710 with the product. So they came back again. That's why 731 00:31:24.730 --> 00:31:25.130 they came back. 732 00:31:25.230 --> 00:31:25.690 Exactly. 733 00:31:25.710 --> 00:31:26.690 They wanted their money back. 734 00:31:27.119 --> 00:31:29.920 So I just tell them, listen, why are you not 735 00:31:29.940 --> 00:31:35.559 taking your big, fat, stupid eye? Go fly into a 736 00:31:35.740 --> 00:31:39.779 river of blood and suck in the blood and die. 737 00:31:40.390 --> 00:31:43.910 You know, Francesca, it sounds like you don't like your job. 738 00:31:44.109 --> 00:31:47.250 I love my job. My favorite job. 739 00:31:47.269 --> 00:31:48.900 Do they love you in it or are they just 740 00:31:48.940 --> 00:31:50.720 concerned that if they were to fire you, it would 741 00:31:50.740 --> 00:31:53.839 be like. you're so short like it's almost like you 742 00:31:53.859 --> 00:31:55.599 have a disability yeah it's kind of like they're just 743 00:31:55.619 --> 00:31:58.039 keeping you on because it's kind of illegal to fire you. 744 00:31:58.000 --> 00:32:00.980 Yeah well they said to me i honestly think they 745 00:32:01.019 --> 00:32:03.789 may not know i still work there oh okay i 746 00:32:03.809 --> 00:32:06.970 guess i basically i am in the deli um inside 747 00:32:07.009 --> 00:32:11.109 of the counter so i kind of hanging out inside 748 00:32:11.150 --> 00:32:14.990 with the meats which is like a mansion to you 749 00:32:15.430 --> 00:32:19.509 It's huge. It smells so good. But my husband always, 750 00:32:19.569 --> 00:32:21.269 why you not come back home? 751 00:32:21.309 --> 00:32:22.410 How big is your husband? 752 00:32:23.079 --> 00:32:25.140 He's 10 feet. 753 00:32:25.140 --> 00:32:27.019 10 feet tall? 754 00:32:27.019 --> 00:32:27.700 10 feet. 755 00:32:27.839 --> 00:32:30.660 This is a fucked up relationship. But you got to 756 00:32:30.680 --> 00:32:33.539 be thankful because you've got yourself a fine, tall man. 757 00:32:33.559 --> 00:32:36.640 I am very thankful because that is the number one 758 00:32:36.700 --> 00:32:38.039 most important thing for a woman. 759 00:32:38.359 --> 00:32:39.720 Find a tall man. 760 00:32:39.740 --> 00:32:41.619 Does he think you're a pet? 761 00:32:43.529 --> 00:32:45.190 Are you married to him or does he think you're 762 00:32:45.210 --> 00:32:46.450 like a cat or something like that? 763 00:32:46.519 --> 00:32:49.599 Well, he put me in his pocket. We can walk 764 00:32:49.640 --> 00:32:51.259 around the neighborhood. 765 00:32:51.299 --> 00:32:52.119 He show me off. 766 00:32:52.200 --> 00:32:56.880 He say, please don't touch. This is mine. This sounds 767 00:32:56.900 --> 00:32:57.700 like a relationship. 768 00:32:58.220 --> 00:33:01.619 This sounds like a healthy man and woman relationship. This 769 00:33:01.660 --> 00:33:01.980 is an arrow. 770 00:33:07.740 --> 00:33:12.380 Mmm, and this is the sound of its minty bubbles. 771 00:33:14.670 --> 00:33:23.000 Conjuring melt in your mouth, pure bubbly joy. Melt into 772 00:33:23.039 --> 00:33:26.359 the moment with Aero's delicious peppermint bubbles. 773 00:33:27.480 --> 00:33:29.880 Aero, feel the bubbles melt. 774 00:33:33.750 --> 00:33:37.670 Following Aldi's big price drop announcement, we've got more good news. 775 00:33:38.210 --> 00:33:42.289 The kids are going back to school. 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definitely not saying anything cancelable by that time. No, yeah. 817 00:35:36.380 --> 00:35:40.269 But he's one of your favorite guests, Scott. Dash Grabham 818 00:35:40.369 --> 00:35:43.449 is here. Scott? 819 00:35:43.469 --> 00:35:43.539 Hey. 820 00:35:43.610 --> 00:35:44.769 You remember Dash Grabham, right? 821 00:35:45.110 --> 00:35:46.590 Yeah, I remember Dash Grabham. 822 00:35:46.929 --> 00:35:49.010 Yeah, last time I left, I heard you shouting from 823 00:35:49.050 --> 00:35:52.349 the room, I don't know anything that guy just said. 824 00:35:53.130 --> 00:35:54.690 I'd rather he didn't come back. 825 00:35:54.789 --> 00:35:57.409 He was confusing. Is that really what happened? 826 00:35:57.570 --> 00:35:58.260 When I left? 827 00:35:58.320 --> 00:35:58.579 Yeah. 828 00:35:58.619 --> 00:36:00.659 Yeah, he thought he couldn't hear me, but I was hiding. 829 00:36:01.519 --> 00:36:01.760 What? 830 00:36:01.920 --> 00:36:02.619 You were hiding? 831 00:36:02.800 --> 00:36:03.119 Yeah. 832 00:36:03.179 --> 00:36:04.440 Like Jay Leno style? 833 00:36:04.559 --> 00:36:05.039 Who's that? 834 00:36:05.820 --> 00:36:08.260 Oh, he's not a Pokemon. I saw your eyes light up. 835 00:36:09.159 --> 00:36:10.920 I'll catch a Jay Leno and I'll add him to 836 00:36:10.969 --> 00:36:11.800 my collection. 837 00:36:11.820 --> 00:36:13.610 Trying to think of what his strengths might be and 838 00:36:13.630 --> 00:36:14.250 his weaknesses. 839 00:36:14.949 --> 00:36:19.670 Sounds like a denim type to me. anyway i do 840 00:36:19.690 --> 00:36:21.250 a lot of heart you got to be hiding all 841 00:36:21.289 --> 00:36:21.849 the time oh. 842 00:36:21.929 --> 00:36:24.989 Well dash i'm sorry that's the way that episode ended 843 00:36:25.030 --> 00:36:27.380 but i wanted to welcome you to speed force thanksgiving 844 00:36:27.400 --> 00:36:30.380 hey thanks who are you oh i'm rudy north of 845 00:36:30.480 --> 00:36:33.119 course whoa you want to listen to my previously on 846 00:36:33.420 --> 00:36:37.159 what's that never mind yeah yeah now dash um thank 847 00:36:37.179 --> 00:36:39.659 you for being here i wanted to um introduce you 848 00:36:39.719 --> 00:36:42.269 to uh francesca bolognese. 849 00:36:41.670 --> 00:36:45.150 Hi francesca hi nice to meet you and um i. 850 00:36:48.409 --> 00:36:49.630 No, she's great. 851 00:36:49.769 --> 00:36:50.599 She is, isn't she? 852 00:36:50.610 --> 00:36:51.570 She's so small. 853 00:36:51.730 --> 00:36:54.190 Yeah, she's about as big as a Pokemon, right? Yeah, Dash, 854 00:36:54.230 --> 00:36:56.829 or maybe not. Maybe Pokemons are huge. I have no idea. 855 00:36:57.090 --> 00:37:00.880 Yeah, you know, you just described two different options for Pokemon, Scott. 856 00:37:00.920 --> 00:37:02.619 Some are small, some are big. 857 00:37:02.639 --> 00:37:05.559 The world is wide and full of wonder, and each 858 00:37:05.579 --> 00:37:08.039 and every Pokemon is different and unique in its own way, 859 00:37:08.400 -->

00:37:11.199 but they all have lessons to teach us if we're 860 00:37:11.320 --> 00:37:12.320 only wise enough to learn. 861 00:37:12.440 --> 00:37:13.000 To listen. 862 00:37:13.539 --> 00:37:13.920 Wow. 863 00:37:13.940 --> 00:37:15.900 This guy sucks. 864 00:37:15.960 --> 00:37:18.000 And then we take them and we make them fight 865 00:37:18.019 --> 00:37:20.059 in brutal battles against each other. 866 00:37:20.239 --> 00:37:22.460 Squinching the earth beneath them. 867 00:37:23.079 --> 00:37:26.320 Asserting dominance over each other to win trophy and money 868 00:37:26.380 --> 00:37:28.159 money prizes. 869 00:37:28.780 --> 00:37:32.010 That's a lot to take in. Sure. Now, thank you 870 00:37:32.030 --> 00:37:33.929 for being here. I'm really happy to be here. Just 871 00:37:33.949 --> 00:37:35.349 wanted to repeat that for Scott. 872 00:37:35.409 --> 00:37:37.530 I'm happy to be anywhere all the time. 873 00:37:37.610 --> 00:37:39.550 I'm pretty medium about being here. 874 00:37:39.590 --> 00:37:43.530 We know that Francesca. Now, what's your relationship to Thanksgiving, Dash? 875 00:37:43.570 --> 00:37:47.769 Are you a celebrator of Thanksgiving? Do you have it 876 00:37:47.829 --> 00:37:48.429 in the canto region? 877 00:37:48.469 --> 00:37:50.489 That's right from Scott, you remember. 878 00:37:50.570 --> 00:37:51.489 Right, Scott. 879 00:37:51.679 --> 00:37:54.320 You do like this guy. There's a lot of innkeepers 880 00:37:54.380 --> 00:37:54.780 who have. 881 00:37:55.670 --> 00:37:58.670 food they got food yeah they got there's a lot 882 00:37:58.710 --> 00:38:01.849 of hospitals there's a lot of police stations there's a 883 00:38:01.849 --> 00:38:06.030 lot of italian restaurants where mob bosses hide there's a 884 00:38:06.110 --> 00:38:09.409 lot of bushes that you cannot get through okay i've 885 00:38:09.429 --> 00:38:11.309 seen bushes in this world and you can just like 886 00:38:11.389 --> 00:38:12.489 go through those bad. 887 00:38:12.289 --> 00:38:14.590 Boys yeah i mean you're bigger than a bush these 888 00:38:14.630 --> 00:38:16.590 are rock solid bushes you try to go through these 889 00:38:16.690 --> 00:38:21.139 bushes you can't do it Okay, but what about Thanksgiving? 890 00:38:21.739 --> 00:38:22.159 What's that? 891 00:38:22.179 --> 00:38:23.239 Oh, yeah. 892 00:38:23.539 --> 00:38:24.599 No, we don't have that. 893 00:38:24.679 --> 00:38:27.579 As I understand it, that's the holiday that y'all celebrate 894 00:38:28.039 --> 00:38:32.360 where you sort of celebrate your sort of subjugation of 895 00:38:32.780 --> 00:38:35.880 the Native people of this land that you then took. 896 00:38:35.920 --> 00:38:37.860 And they're like, can we have it back? And everyone 897 00:38:37.880 --> 00:38:40.380 thinks that that would be ridiculous for some reason. 898 00:38:40.500 --> 00:38:43.400 Right. Well, today we're celebrating Skanksgiving, so you don't got 899 00:38:43.420 --> 00:38:44.000 to worry about anything. 900 00:38:44.079 --> 00:38:46.309 Oh, I tell you about my sexy Halloween costume? 901 00:38:46.429 --> 00:38:49.309 Okay, yeah. Where were you? I guess that, yeah, let's 902 00:38:49.329 --> 00:38:49.769 hear about it. 903 00:38:49.769 --> 00:38:53.070 I was like, sex. Sea bicycle. 904 00:38:53.309 --> 00:38:55.489 Okay. Wow. Sexy bicycle. 905 00:38:55.590 --> 00:38:56.130 Yeah. 906 00:38:56.190 --> 00:38:56.909 How does that work? 907 00:38:56.929 --> 00:38:59.409 You know, you got on a bicycle and you can 908 00:38:59.449 --> 00:39:02.190 suddenly go so much faster than you could before. 909 00:39:02.289 --> 00:39:02.769 Okay. 910 00:39:02.809 --> 00:39:03.070 Yeah. 911 00:39:03.329 --> 00:39:04.829 We're waiting for the sexy part. 912 00:39:04.949 --> 00:39:05.409 What do you mean? 913 00:39:05.469 --> 00:39:06.409 That's the sexy part. 914 00:39:06.449 --> 00:39:07.840 You can go so much. 915 00:39:07.719 --> 00:39:10.000 Faster than you could if you were just walking around 916 00:39:10.019 --> 00:39:11.860 because now you're a sexy bicycle. 917 00:39:11.880 --> 00:39:14.079 Okay. 918 00:39:14.099 --> 00:39:16.440 I don't think going fast is what you want in sex. 919 00:39:16.480 --> 00:39:19.139 I think you usually want to go slow and long 920 00:39:19.199 --> 00:39:20.000 from what I've heard. 921 00:39:20.039 --> 00:39:21.760 I'm going to be totally honest with you, Scott. 922 00:39:22.670 --> 00:39:26.369 I am not 100% certain on what sexiness is. 923 00:39:26.869 --> 00:39:29.989 Oh. Have you ever been in a relationship, Dash? 924 00:39:30.010 --> 00:39:30.079 Yes. 925 00:39:30.449 --> 00:39:31.550 Because how old are you again? 926 00:39:31.949 --> 00:39:32.269 Twelve. 927 00:39:32.590 --> 00:39:33.880 Right. Okay. 928 00:39:33.909 --> 00:39:35.909 You're a little baby boy. 929 00:39:36.030 --> 00:39:39.420 How do people reproduce in Kanto region? I mean, is 930 00:39:39.480 --> 00:39:40.980 it something that you learn in school? 931 00:39:41.000 --> 00:39:43.099 I'm not supposed to say, but you say I can 932 00:39:43.139 --> 00:39:43.440 say it? 933 00:39:43.519 --> 00:39:44.340 Yeah, you can say it. 934 00:39:44.619 --> 00:39:45.239 Fuck, Rudy. 935 00:39:45.900 --> 00:39:49.099 Oh, geez. What did you say? What was it? 936 00:39:49.420 --> 00:39:49.619 Ash. 937 00:39:49.840 --> 00:39:51.190 You can say it out loud. You can say it 938 00:39:51.210 --> 00:39:51.389 out loud. 939 00:39:51.409 --> 00:39:54.000 Fuck, that's how they do it. Okay. 940 00:39:54.039 --> 00:39:55.639 Do you ever see people doing it? 941 00:39:56.019 --> 00:39:57.199 I mean, they don't know. 942 00:39:57.400 --> 00:39:58.320 I'm sneaking around. 943 00:39:58.400 --> 00:39:59.500 I'm not supposed to know. 944 00:39:59.599 --> 00:40:01.420 Well, I don't do it. 945 00:40:01.469 --> 00:40:04.250 I don't purposely try to find people having sex. But 946 00:40:04.309 --> 00:40:06.329 as I said before, I'm always hiding. 947 00:40:06.449 --> 00:40:06.670 Yeah. 948

00:40:06.690 --> 00:40:08.730 Well, sometimes you're in a place and people don't know 949 00:40:08.769 --> 00:40:12.389 you're there. I'm just trying to catch a zigzagoon. I'm 950 00:40:12.409 --> 00:40:13.809 just hanging out trying to find a. 951 00:40:15.329 --> 00:40:16.110 Zigzagoon. 952 00:40:16.289 --> 00:40:17.030 And then you're there. 953 00:40:17.150 --> 00:40:19.269 All of a sudden. And then people start having sex. 954 00:40:19.429 --> 00:40:20.170 Ooh, there's no one there. 955 00:40:20.190 --> 00:40:22.570 It's bad for two reasons. One, now I got to 956 00:40:22.610 --> 00:40:26.130 watch sex. Dude, you scared away all the zigzagoon. 957 00:40:26.150 --> 00:40:26.230 Yeah. 958 00:40:26.389 --> 00:40:29.900 You seem to like the sex though. You say it's kind. 959 00:40:29.780 --> 00:40:30.559 Of fun, no? 960 00:40:30.679 --> 00:40:31.699 I feel torn about it. 961 00:40:31.699 --> 00:40:33.300 On the one hand, I'm like, ew. 962 00:40:33.460 --> 00:40:35.000 On the other hand, I'm like, okay. 963 00:40:36.889 --> 00:40:38.789 What's the best sex you've ever seen? 964 00:40:39.289 --> 00:40:40.309 Okay. Describe it. 965 00:40:40.409 --> 00:40:41.889 Apart from the zigzagoon part. 966 00:40:42.230 --> 00:40:44.849 Yeah, I guess if the zigzagoon got in there, sure. 967 00:40:44.889 --> 00:40:46.710 Well, it didn't, but then they left and then I 968 00:40:46.750 --> 00:40:47.809 caught a zigzagoon. 969 00:40:47.969 --> 00:40:48.429 Oh, okay. 970 00:40:48.449 --> 00:40:49.449 So that's what made it good for you. 971 00:40:49.469 --> 00:40:50.840 That was the best sex. 972 00:40:50.989 --> 00:40:53.260 That sex ended with me having a zigzagoon. 973 00:40:53.380 --> 00:40:55.300 Do I want to ask what a zigzagoon is? 974 00:40:56.139 --> 00:40:58.119 Um, yeah. Okay. 975 00:40:58.300 --> 00:40:58.519 Okay. 976 00:40:58.840 --> 00:40:59.539 Oh, you do? 977 00:40:59.619 --> 00:41:00.820 So... It's okay. 978 00:41:00.840 --> 00:41:02.159 What is it? 979 00:41:02.199 --> 00:41:03.920 In your world, you know, like a raccoon? 980 00:41:03.940 --> 00:41:04.659 Mm-hmm. 981 00:41:04.840 --> 00:41:05.579 Take the nose. 982 00:41:06.139 --> 00:41:06.440 Okay. 983 00:41:06.460 --> 00:41:07.079 Pull it out. 984 00:41:07.099 --> 00:41:08.139 Okay. 985 00:41:08.159 --> 00:41:10.699 Now it's far away from where it was before. It's 986 00:41:10.760 --> 00:41:11.550 long and pointy. 987 00:41:11.710 --> 00:41:11.949 Mm-hmm. 988 00:41:12.090 --> 00:41:14.849 Now take the stripes. Run those bad boys all the 989 00:41:14.889 --> 00:41:16.250 way up and down that raccoon. 990 00:41:16.690 --> 00:41:18.130 Just drive from tip to tail. 991 00:41:18.210 --> 00:41:18.530 Okay. 992 00:41:18.650 --> 00:41:20.369 Now give it powers, Rudy. 993 00:41:20.769 --> 00:41:22.710 Okay, I know my powers. Give it fighting powers! 994 00:41:22.730 --> 00:41:22.949 Okay. 995 00:41:24.250 --> 00:41:24.610 All right. 996 00:41:24.650 --> 00:41:25.869 That's a zigzagoon. 997 00:41:26.150

--> 00:41:26.489 Okay. 998 00:41:26.510 --> 00:41:27.949 I guess I'd rather watch people fucking. 999 00:41:27.969 --> 00:41:29.150 I choose a zigzagoon. 1000 00:41:29.170 --> 00:41:29.769 You know what I mean? 1001 00:41:29.789 --> 00:41:31.170 I don't. No. 1002 00:41:31.230 --> 00:41:33.050 I choose a zigzagoon every day. 1003 00:41:33.210 --> 00:41:34.329 Oh, God. What does that mean? 1004 00:41:34.349 --> 00:41:36.920 Wait, are you having sex with a zigzagoon that you've enslaved? 1005 00:41:36.980 --> 00:41:37.820 Dash, you can say it. 1006 00:41:38.159 --> 00:41:38.800 I don't think so. 1007 00:41:39.739 --> 00:41:40.409 Okay, okay. 1008 00:41:40.570 --> 00:41:42.610 What are you doing with it? Because maybe you don't 1009 00:41:42.630 --> 00:41:43.309 know what sex is. 1010 00:41:43.429 --> 00:41:45.389 I say, zigzagoon, scratch. 1011 00:41:46.210 --> 00:41:52.030 Okay. Or I say, zigzagoon, dig. Oh, shut it real loud. Okay, okay. 1012 00:41:52.050 --> 00:41:52.820 And then he does it. 1013 00:41:53.010 --> 00:41:54.210 Okay, interesting. 1014 00:41:54.449 --> 00:41:57.320 Do you still have Andy Richter in your Pokemon? 1015 00:41:57.500 --> 00:42:01.980 No, I did have a long conversation with Officer Jenny, 1016 00:42:02.340 --> 00:42:06.070 who said, you can't. take Andy Richter. 1017 00:42:05.730 --> 00:42:07.750 Around with you in a little tiny void. 1018 00:42:07.769 --> 00:42:09.869 Right, because he has actual humans. 1019 00:42:10.210 --> 00:42:12.860 Yeah, which I sort of knew, but it's one of 1020 00:42:12.900 --> 00:42:16.420 those laws that it's like, You gotta, as a Pokemon trainer, 1021 00:42:16.440 --> 00:42:17.880 you gotta push the boundaries, right? 1022 00:42:17.900 --> 00:42:18.159 Oh, sure, yeah. 1023 00:42:18.179 --> 00:42:19.599 If you wanna be the very best like no one 1024 00:42:19.840 --> 00:42:22.239 ever was, you gotta be willing to sort of break 1025 00:42:22.280 --> 00:42:22.840 a few eggs. 1026 00:42:22.880 --> 00:42:23.820 You wanna make an omelet. 1027 00:42:23.880 --> 00:42:26.349 I know it's a more recent law, but yeah, you 1028 00:42:26.369 --> 00:42:29.909 can't really keep humans anymore. You can keep animals, though, 1029 00:42:29.929 --> 00:42:32.010 and make them do whatever you want, usually. Yeah. 1030 00:42:32.110 --> 00:42:34.230 Now, I kinda see you right now sort of edging 1031 00:42:34.289 --> 00:42:36.130 over to Francesca with that little. 1032 00:42:36.739 --> 00:42:38.079 Yeah, with your Pokemon ball. 1033 00:42:38.300 --> 00:42:39.940 What is it? I don't think you should try to 1034 00:42:40.000 --> 00:42:41.659 capture it. She is a guest of ours. 1035 00:42:41.679 --> 00:42:43.719 Okay, but she's like so small. 1036 00:42:43.860 --> 00:42:44.179 I know. 1037 00:42:44.239 --> 00:42:45.179 She's very short. 1038 00:42:45.219 --> 00:42:47.829 She also doesn't have any pubic hair. She doesn't have any. 1039 00:42:48.079 --> 00:42:50.389 Don't you dare talk about my pubic hair, Scott, you 1040 00:42:50.469 --> 00:42:51.159 fucking creep. 1041 00:42:51.320 --> 00:42:52.320 You talked about it first. 1042 00:42:52.340 --> 00:42:53.619 How dare you talk about my pubic hair? 1043 00:42:53.659 --> 00:42:55.900 You were so proud. What the fuck is wrong with you? 1044 00:42:55.909 --> 00:42:58.489 It makes you look like a Pokemon because Pokemons don't 1045 00:42:58.530 --> 00:42:59.570 have pubic hair, right? 1046 00:42:59.690 --> 00:42:59.869 Right? 1047 00:42:59.929 --> 00:43:00.889 Help me out here, Dash. 1048 00:43:01.469 --> 00:43:03.150 Some of them got so much, Scott. 1049 00:43:03.170 --> 00:43:04.949 Oh. Like which ones? 1050 00:43:05.250 --> 00:43:06.869 Like the real fluffy ones. 1051 00:43:07.230 --> 00:43:07.969 That's pubics. 1052 00:43:08.530 --> 00:43:09.690 Like Ursaring. 1053 00:43:09.710 --> 00:43:12.380 That's pubics. 1054 00:43:12.719 --> 00:43:14.619 You know, you say some of these references, they kind 1055 00:43:14.659 --> 00:43:16.000 of go over by Scott's head. 1056 00:43:16.079 --> 00:43:16.420 Sure. 1057 00:43:16.619 --> 00:43:19.639 But could you, here's what I want to ask you, Dash. 1058 00:43:19.719 --> 00:43:20.260 Okay. 1059 00:43:20.559 --> 00:43:22.800 Because I'm tired of talking about this Pokemon bullshit. 1060 00:43:22.860 --> 00:43:24.170 Yeah, move on. 1061 00:43:24.170 --> 00:43:24.829 Away from it. 1062 00:43:25.389 --> 00:43:28.610 Dash, it's Thanksgiving here in the Speed Force. Thanksgiving. 1063 00:43:28.630 --> 00:43:28.869 Thanksgiving. 1064 00:43:29.440 --> 00:43:33.309 Hashtag skanksgiving. Hashtag skanksgiving, Rudy Scott. What do you have 1065 00:43:33.369 --> 00:43:35.969 to be thankful for this season, Dash? 1066 00:43:36.110 --> 00:43:40.210 Well, I found something recently that really changed my life 1067 00:43:40.269 --> 00:43:41.010 a lot, Rudy. 1068 00:43:41.190 --> 00:43:42.949 And I'm very, very thankful for it. Wow. 1069 00:43:42.969 --> 00:43:43.760 Religion? Religion? 1070 00:43:44.820 --> 00:43:45.900 In a way it is now. 1071 00:43:45.920 --> 00:43:46.480 Okay. 1072 00:43:46.719 --> 00:43:47.920 I found rare candy. 1073 00:43:49.400 --> 00:43:50.679 You found rare candy? 1074 00:43:50.699 --> 00:43:51.719 I found rare candy. 1075 00:43:51.739 --> 00:43:53.920 Like it's not cooked all the way through? 1076 00:43:53.960 --> 00:43:54.320 Yeah. 1077 00:43:55.059 --> 00:43:55.539 You know that? 1078 00:43:56.000 --> 00:43:57.840 Like a well done Reese's Pieces? 1079 00:43:57.860 --> 00:44:00.480 That might be true. I don't know what it is. 1080 00:44:00.500 --> 00:44:02.039 I don't know where it comes from. 1081 00:44:02.059 --> 00:44:04.860 I find it in the weirdest places. Sometimes in boxes. 1082 00:44:05.260 --> 00:44:07.719 Sometimes in the corpses of Pokemon who I have defeated. 1083 00:44:07.909 --> 00:44:09.730 Did you bring any for our feast today? 1084 00:44:09.750 --> 00:44:11.510 Yeah, you want some? Here, take some. 1085 00:44:11.809 --> 00:44:13.929 That's how

you share food for Thanksgiving, right? 1086 00:44:13.949 --> 00:44:15.269 This is so rare. 1087 00:44:15.349 --> 00:44:16.460 Let me tell you, if you eat. 1088 00:44:18.489 --> 00:44:18.789 This. 1089 00:44:19.070 --> 00:44:20.070 Okay. 1090 00:44:20.349 --> 00:44:21.250 Can I say it, Rudy? 1091 00:44:21.690 --> 00:44:22.429 You can say it, Dash. 1092 00:44:22.449 --> 00:44:23.570 You're going to. 1093 00:44:23.530 --> 00:44:26.570 Feel fucking fantastic. Boy, Dash is growing up. 1094 00:44:26.670 --> 00:44:28.170 He's at that age where it's. 1095 00:44:27.969 --> 00:44:28.750 Really fun to curse. 1096 00:44:28.769 --> 00:44:31.739 In the Speed Force, time moves a little bit differently. 1097 00:44:31.820 --> 00:44:33.500 It's going to make you feel strong. 1098 00:44:34.059 --> 00:44:34.500 Okay. 1099 00:44:34.719 --> 00:44:36.559 It's going to make your bones grow. 1100 00:44:36.780 --> 00:44:38.460 Now, hold on. Oh, I don't want that. 1101 00:44:38.559 --> 00:44:39.719 I like being small. 1102 00:44:39.739 --> 00:44:40.320 You do? 1103 00:44:41.219 --> 00:44:41.619 Yes. 1104 00:44:42.179 --> 00:44:42.460 Okay. 1105 00:44:43.260 --> 00:44:45.340 Dash, this thing you put in front of us kind 1106 00:44:45.360 --> 00:44:49.239 of looks like a couple lines of powder and What 1107 00:44:49.280 --> 00:44:50.300 are we supposed to do with this? 1108 00:44:50.570 --> 00:44:52.670 I think you put it right up your nose. 1109 00:44:52.769 --> 00:44:56.050 Okay. Should we do some of this? 1110 00:44:56.250 --> 00:44:58.909 I guess we should. A man in the corner gave 1111 00:44:58.949 --> 00:45:00.840 me this one. I said, do you have any rare candy? 1112 00:45:00.860 --> 00:45:01.960 He said, nose candy? 1113 00:45:02.099 --> 00:45:02.469 I said, yes. 1114 00:45:02.500 --> 00:45:04.920 I don't want to insult Dash over here. 1115 00:45:05.019 --> 00:45:05.440 Oh, shit! 1116 00:45:09.139 --> 00:45:10.260 Oh, fuck. 1117 00:45:10.679 --> 00:45:11.860 I take it too much. 1118 00:45:12.199 --> 00:45:12.500 You okay? 1119 00:45:12.539 --> 00:45:15.000 Francesca, you okay? That was just a regular line, but 1120 00:45:15.019 --> 00:45:17.530 to her, it's like a giant. I can't feel my 1121 00:45:17.590 --> 00:45:18.530 tongue or my head. 1122 00:45:18.550 --> 00:45:18.869 It's okay. 1123 00:45:18.909 --> 00:45:20.949 That's your tongue and head leveling up. 1124 00:45:21.690 --> 00:45:23.900 I got to say, I am feeling very good right now. 1125 00:45:23.909 --> 00:45:24.650 I feel really good right now. 1126 00:45:24.670 --> 00:45:24.909 This is good. 1127 00:45:24.929 --> 00:45:25.849 1128 00:45:25.869 --> 00:45:27.010 1129 00:45:27.030 --> 00:45:28.289 1130 00:45:28.309 --> 00:45:29.639 1131 00:45:29.659 --> 00:45:30.980 1132 00:45:31.000 --> 00:45:32.340 1133 00:45:32.360 --> 00:45:33.599 1134 00:45:33.619 --> 00:45:35.940 Dash, I'm so glad you came through with 1135 00:45:35.960 --> 00:45:38.420 that rare candy. Thank you so much for being here, Dash. 1136 00:45:38.500 --> 00:45:38.840 My pleasure. 1137 00:45:38.860 --> 00:45:41.380 I also brought curry. It's the only thing we eat, really, 1138 00:45:41.420 --> 00:45:42.280 most of the time. 1139 00:45:42.360 --> 00:45:42.800 Curry? 1140 00:45:42.880 --> 00:45:43.320 Curry. 1141 00:45:43.340 --> 00:45:44.199 A bunch of curry. 1142 00:45:44.599 --> 00:45:46.469 Okay, well, maybe I'll pass on the curry, but if 1143 00:45:46.489 --> 00:45:48.210 you have any more of that fun candy. 1144 00:45:48.230 --> 00:45:49.789 Yeah, if you got any more of that rare candy, like, 1145 00:45:49.969 --> 00:45:50.750 stop holding out on it. 1146 00:45:50.750 --> 00:45:52.570 Well, I gotta give some to the Zig Zagoon, but 1147 00:45:52.590 --> 00:45:53.550 you'll share what I got. 1148 00:45:54.360 --> 00:45:57.579 Okay sure yeah okay but maybe yeah maybe me and 1149 00:45:57.599 --> 00:45:59.500 scott could put some money together and then you could 1150 00:45:59.539 --> 00:46:00.699 go hit up your guy your. 1151 00:46:00.579 --> 00:46:02.619 Guy yeah who has all the the guy in the 1152 00:46:02.659 --> 00:46:04.900 corner where was he you said is he in the kanto. 1153 00:46:04.639 --> 00:46:06.820 Region i wish i could remember no he's here. 1154 00:46:06.699 --> 00:46:09.300 He's here okay cool he's here at the speed force 1155 00:46:09.380 --> 00:46:13.679 yeah okay i might know this guy this might be 1156 00:46:13.699 --> 00:46:14.519 black racer to be. 1157 00:46:14.440 --> 00:46:16.469 Honest okay i don't want to see black racer. 1158 00:46:16.619 --> 00:46:19.739 You don't want to be broke up And it's black 1159 00:46:19.800 --> 00:46:22.619 because his costume is black. Yeah, no, we're not talking 1160 00:46:22.719 --> 00:46:26.880 about Jesse Owens or anything like that. Oh, Dash, man, 1161 00:46:27.119 --> 00:46:29.980 thank you so much. Dash, you have brought in some 1162 00:46:30.099 --> 00:46:33.590 energy that maybe Francesca did not bring in. What the heck? 1163 00:46:33.619 --> 00:46:35.650 It's your fucking problem. 1164 00:46:35.989 --> 00:46:37.670 It might have been my fault. I might have pulled 1165 00:46:37.869 --> 00:46:39.590 some of the wrong. You know, Scott, I haven't used 1166 00:46:39.630 --> 00:46:41.070 my powers in a long time. 1167 00:46:41.130 --> 00:46:41.730 No, yeah. 1168 00:46:41.809 --> 00:46:43.889 So I'm pulling people out. I feel like I have 1169 00:46:43.929 --> 00:46:44.610 powers right now. 1170 00:46:44.710 --> 00:46:46.530 You're pulling a group of people that were supposed to 1171 00:46:46.650 --> 00:46:48.489 alienate Scott, make him feel alone? 1172 00:46:48.710 --> 00:46:49.110 No! 1173 00:46:49.690 --> 00:46:49.809 Oh. 1174 00:46:49.949 --> 00:46:51.750 Oh, is that what I was... Okay, that might have 1175 00:46:51.769 --> 00:46:52.389 been the mistake. 1176 00:46:52.530 --> 00:46:54.809 Yeah, because so far with these first two guests, it

1177 00:46:54.849 --> 00:46:57.260 seems like, you know, they're not my favorite guests. 1178 00:46:57.280 --> 00:46:57.670 No, no, no. 1179 00:46:57.679 --> 00:46:59.380 I no longer can feel my leg. 1180 00:46:59.719 --> 00:47:01.019 Okay, you'll be okay, Francesca. 1181 00:47:01.059 --> 00:47:01.340 My leg. 1182 00:47:01.579 --> 00:47:05.019 You'll be okay. Just lean up against that matchbox. Now, okay. 1183 00:47:05.360 --> 00:47:05.780 You know what? 1184 00:47:06.099 --> 00:47:08.679 Here's a little champagne. You know, one of those things 1185 00:47:08.699 --> 00:47:11.800 you want to twist off of it. Just sit on this. Oh, 1186 00:47:11.820 --> 00:47:12.840 you mean a cork? 1187 00:47:12.860 --> 00:47:13.179 Yeah. 1188 00:47:13.219 --> 00:47:15.119 No, not a cork, but the little metal thing. 1189 00:47:15.139 --> 00:47:15.980 Oh, the little metal thing. 1190 00:47:16.000 --> 00:47:17.309 Yeah, this is like a beach chair for you. 1191 00:47:17.320 --> 00:47:19.260 It does look like a tiny stool when you take 1192 00:47:19.300 --> 00:47:20.489 off the top of the champagne. 1193 00:47:20.630 --> 00:47:21.110 Exactly. 1194 00:47:21.150 --> 00:47:21.929 Thank you so much. 1195 00:47:21.969 --> 00:47:23.329 Rudy, can I have the champagne? 1196 00:47:23.510 --> 00:47:25.570 Dash, you can have a little bit of champagne just 1197 00:47:25.610 --> 00:47:26.449 because it's the holiday. 1198 00:47:26.550 --> 00:47:27.750 I'm going to drink all of it, okay? 1199 00:47:28.030 --> 00:47:28.349 All right. 1200 00:47:28.389 --> 00:47:29.170 Do whatever you want. 1201 00:47:30.329 --> 00:47:30.570 Wow. 1202 00:47:30.690 --> 00:47:34.039 Okay, you know what, Scott? I might have fucked up. 1203 00:47:34.570 --> 00:47:34.869 Really? 1204 00:47:35.030 --> 00:47:37.519 I might have fucked up. I was underestimating the level 1205 00:47:37.539 --> 00:47:39.619 of guests that we need in order to have a 1206 00:47:39.639 --> 00:47:41.219 successful Thanksgiving special, Scott. 1207 00:47:41.239 --> 00:47:42.559 Okay, but now you're going to course correct. 1208 00:47:42.579 --> 00:47:44.340 Now I'm going to course correct. I'm not going to 1209 00:47:44.360 --> 00:47:47.110 get Jason Mantzoukas just yet. Okay, all right. But I 1210 00:47:47.280 --> 00:47:50.489 am going to bring one of your all-time faves, Scott. 1211 00:47:50.510 --> 00:47:51.030 Oh, boy. 1212 00:47:51.210 --> 00:47:53.750 Here we go. I'm gearing up to run it to 1213 00:47:53.769 --> 00:48:01.059 the speed port. Here we go. Ah, shit. 1214 00:48:01.219 --> 00:48:03.599 Okay, I hit my toe when I was covered in. 1215 00:48:04.119 --> 00:48:04.619 Woo! 1216 00:48:04.900 --> 00:48:06.519 That thing's huge and red. 1217 00:48:06.599 --> 00:48:06.860 It is. 1218 00:48:06.880 --> 00:48:08.940 It's like comical. It is throbbing like one of them 1219 00:48:09.000 --> 00:48:10.099 Tom and Jerry cartoons. 1220 00:48:10.320 --> 00:48:10.480 Yeah. 1221 00:48:10.699 --> 00:48:12.760 But it's going to be all worth

it because, Scott, 1222 00:48:13.760 --> 00:48:18.530 I brought one of your best friends, Buck Tango, Scott. 1223 00:48:18.909 --> 00:48:19.190 Who? 1224 00:48:20.710 --> 00:48:24.909 Hey, hello, it's me, Buck Tango. Buck Tango. 1225 00:48:25.289 --> 00:48:25.389 Who? 1226 00:48:25.429 --> 00:48:29.840 This is, you know... I hate to say this this way. Rudy, 1227 00:48:29.880 --> 00:48:33.219 you fucked up. What do you mean, Buck? I mean, 1228 00:48:33.489 --> 00:48:35.010 I'm happy to be here. I'm happy to see you. 1229 00:48:35.050 --> 00:48:37.610 We know each other, but I met Scott one time. 1230 00:48:37.750 --> 00:48:38.130 Oh, wait. 1231 00:48:38.170 --> 00:48:38.449 No, no. 1232 00:48:38.550 --> 00:48:43.090 I thought you guys were great friends. I repeat for 1233 00:48:43.110 --> 00:48:43.789 a third time. Who? 1234 00:48:45.070 --> 00:48:48.190 You might remember me as, well, last time I saw you, 1235 00:48:48.269 --> 00:48:49.429 you were coming from my mech. 1236 00:48:49.610 --> 00:48:51.329 I built a mech, and that was like my whole thing. 1237 00:48:51.349 --> 00:48:52.550 Coming from his mech. 1238 00:48:52.610 --> 00:48:53.949 I'm going to switch my question to what? 1239 00:48:54.030 --> 00:48:54.670 What? 1240 00:48:55.210 --> 00:48:57.719 So that this is this there lies the problem we 1241 00:48:57.739 --> 00:49:00.219 were having a real back-and-forth a tete-a-tete if you will 1242 00:49:01.300 --> 00:49:04.599 with the sparks with the sparks brothers and Edgar Wright 1243 00:49:04.860 --> 00:49:07.940 and Jack Jack first was also there. 1244 00:49:08.280 --> 00:49:11.119 Oh, yeah the night. Well, he takes pictures of he 1245 00:49:11.139 --> 00:49:11.719 takes pictures of. 1246 00:49:11.699 --> 00:49:14.050 The night wolf And I came in with a I 1247 00:49:14.090 --> 00:49:15.849 came in hot with an announcement I thought I was 1248 00:49:15.849 --> 00:49:17.909 going to blow the roof off of everyone. 1249 00:49:17.969 --> 00:49:21.239 You told him about your crazy announcement? He was not interested? 1250 00:49:21.880 --> 00:49:24.480 If you could believe it, nobody in the room knew 1251 00:49:24.500 --> 00:49:25.659 what I was talking about. 1252 00:49:25.760 --> 00:49:27.159 Nobody understood what a mech was. You have to drop 1253 00:49:27.179 --> 00:49:28.519 it on his ass. A bunch of older white guys 1254 00:49:28.559 --> 00:49:29.159 didn't know what. 1255 00:49:29.219 --> 00:49:30.440 Yeah, yeah, yeah. 1256 00:49:30.619 --> 00:49:33.360 I didn't realize that trying to explain what a mech 1257 00:49:33.400 --> 00:49:36.380 was to two 70-year-olds was going to be an issue. 1258 00:49:36.420 --> 00:49:43.909 And the sparks. Yeah. Okay, Francesca. Now, Scott, this is 1259 00:49:43.949 --> 00:49:46.769 my friend. He's building a mix, Scott. 1260 00:49:46.789 --> 00:49:47.849 You guys know each other? 1261 00:49:47.869 --> 00:49:48.670 Yeah, we're homies. 1262 00:49:48.730 --> 00:49:50.130 We're homies. We're homies. 1263 00:49:50.150 --> 00:49:53.150 That's not that established. Buck Tango, Rudy North, our adventures 1264 00:49:53.250 --> 00:49:55.769 are storied. Okay. 1265 00:49:56.070 --> 00:49:59.429 Everyone's always talking about the classic times that Rudy and 1266 00:49:59.469 --> 00:50:00.010 Buck had. 1267 00:50:00.110 --> 00:50:04.039 Okay. I mean, I kind of remember you. What is it? 1268 00:50:04.059 --> 00:50:07.519 You're building an exoskeleton because people. 1269 00:50:07.619 --> 00:50:11.840 Yeah, a mechanized exoskeleton because of my slight frame. 1270 00:50:11.960 --> 00:50:16.349 I am twee. I'm a bit of a... I'm bitch made. Oh, God. 1271 00:50:16.590 --> 00:50:19.530 Yeah, I'm really, really small. But what do you think, Francesca? 1272 00:50:19.570 --> 00:50:20.489 I mean, he looks huge. 1273 00:50:20.590 --> 00:50:21.400 I'm 5'6. 1274 00:50:21.650 --> 00:50:22.570 Massive person. 1275 00:50:22.610 --> 00:50:22.969 He's like. 1276 00:50:23.550 --> 00:50:25.980 Yeah, compared to Francesca, you're just a normal-sized girl. 1277 00:50:26.010 --> 00:50:27.389 You would tear your ass up, Francesca. 1278 00:50:28.550 --> 00:50:32.289 Scott, hold up, man. You're fucking sick. We can't get 1279 00:50:32.329 --> 00:50:35.789 casted up in here. Can't speak of that. Well, Buck, 1280 00:50:36.150 --> 00:50:37.829 I did fuck up because I brought you here because 1281 00:50:37.869 --> 00:50:39.969 I thought you guys were friends. I'm like bringing Buck Tango. 1282 00:50:39.989 --> 00:50:40.650 I met the dude once. 1283 00:50:40.769 --> 00:50:42.469 I barely even remember anything we talked about. 1284 00:50:42.590 --> 00:50:46.550 If I remember correctly, you said that you told me, 1285 00:50:46.570 --> 00:50:49.010 see you in 2036. I'll see you in 15 years. 1286 00:50:50.429 --> 00:50:51.590 Oh, right. 1287 00:50:51.639 --> 00:50:52.380 Well, it's kind of 2036. 1288 00:50:52.360 --> 00:50:55.739 Kind of 2036 in the Speed Force. Well, that's the thing. 1289 00:50:55.760 --> 00:50:56.059 If I could. 1290 00:50:57.760 --> 00:50:58.739 Yeah, what's the update? 1291 00:50:58.780 --> 00:51:02.000 I brought something to Thanksgiving, and I'd like to announce 1292 00:51:02.019 --> 00:51:02.539 that I brought it. 1293 00:51:02.579 --> 00:51:03.800 Okay, now we're talking. 1294 00:51:03.820 --> 00:51:04.159 Oh, wow. 1295 00:51:04.300 --> 00:51:06.400 Scott, this is going to get your shit going. All right, well, yeah. 1296 00:51:06.480 --> 00:51:08.360 I mean, I haven't had a great time here today. 1297 00:51:08.460 --> 00:51:10.400 No, you're having a good time so far. This is 1298 00:51:10.460 --> 00:51:11.139 kind of a disappointment. 1299 00:51:11.179 --> 00:51:13.179 You had the best time of your fucking life so far. 1300 00:51:13.260 --> 00:51:16.300 I brought rare candy. You look so much less old 1301 00:51:16.320 --> 00:51:18.300 than you did when we started. Yeah, the rare candy 1302 00:51:18.320 --> 00:51:18.860 was a good part. 1303 00:51:18.880 -->

00:51:20.679 You look so old today, Scott. I don't know what 1304 00:51:20.719 --> 00:51:21.440 was going on. 1305 00:51:21.639 --> 00:51:27.190 Have you been to any weird beaches lately, Scott? Okay, 1306 00:51:27.250 --> 00:51:29.130 what's this thing? Just one that Bette Midler was at. 1307 00:51:31.989 --> 00:51:33.750 That is one weird beach. 1308 00:51:33.769 --> 00:51:36.489 That's so weird. Anyway, what do you got? Well, I'll 1309 00:51:36.530 --> 00:51:38.210 just get right to it. I, you know, in the 1310 00:51:38.230 --> 00:51:42.079 Speed Force. I've completed my mech. I went back to 1311 00:51:42.099 --> 00:51:43.440 the drawing board and I completed it. 1312 00:51:43.440 --> 00:51:45.559 What the fuck is a mech? 1313 00:51:46.300 --> 00:51:47.900 You guys don't know what a mech is? 1314 00:51:48.559 --> 00:51:48.699 Oh. 1315 00:51:48.940 --> 00:51:50.179 Okay, Dash knows what a mech is. I knew it 1316 00:51:50.199 --> 00:51:51.280 would excite Dash. Jesus. 1317 00:51:51.559 --> 00:51:52.719 Mechs are so cool! 1318 00:51:52.800 --> 00:51:55.889 This is what I needed. I needed the spirit of 1319 00:51:55.929 --> 00:52:00.210 the youth to hear my announcement. We had some problems 1320 00:52:00.230 --> 00:52:02.550 with the last one. It made me look smaller than 1321 00:52:02.590 --> 00:52:03.170 I actually was. 1322 00:52:03.190 --> 00:52:04.550 Oh yeah, you had to crouch to get in there. 1323 00:52:04.650 --> 00:52:06.829 And it looked like I was sitting on a toilet. 1324 00:52:07.090 --> 00:52:07.909 It was not very flattering. 1325 00:52:07.929 --> 00:52:11.110 It basically was like a toilet... with like a suit of. 1326 00:52:11.170 --> 00:52:14.670 Armor yeah but it accentuated my my if i can 1327 00:52:14.690 --> 00:52:16.250 be frank for one second we're all friends here my 1328 00:52:16.389 --> 00:52:18.989 sweet juicy can it made my ass look gigantic you're 1329 00:52:19.030 --> 00:52:21.010 one of uh several people that i've had on the 1330 00:52:21.030 --> 00:52:25.159 show recently who have giant asses look they're they're they're 1331 00:52:25.199 --> 00:52:26.780 all the rage if you don't got one you gotta 1332 00:52:26.820 --> 00:52:29.039 get one Meanwhile. 1333 00:52:29.079 --> 00:52:30.880 Like a week ago, we had someone with the flattest 1334 00:52:31.019 --> 00:52:31.840 ass I've ever seen. 1335 00:52:32.039 --> 00:52:33.519 Whom? 1336 00:52:33.599 --> 00:52:36.059 This guy, Maurice, who was on like about a week 1337 00:52:36.099 --> 00:52:37.320 ago or so. 1338 00:52:37.340 --> 00:52:38.179 Anyway, yeah. You know what? 1339 00:52:38.739 --> 00:52:41.500 Good luck, Maurice, out there. Well, Maurice isn't here. Buck 1340 00:52:41.559 --> 00:52:42.719 Tango is here. 1341 00:52:42.760 --> 00:52:43.699 That's right. 1342 00:52:43.719 --> 00:52:43.800 Yeah. 1343 00:52:43.820 --> 00:52:45.380 Well, to be honest, I didn't like Maurice either. 1344 00:52:45.400 --> 00:52:47.110 Okay, cool, cool, cool. 1345 00:52:47.619 --> 00:52:50.070 If I can just unpack that for a second, which 1346 00:52:50.110 --> 00:52:51.250 guests do you like? 1347 00:52:51.349 --> 00:52:52.070 Yes, Scott. 1348 00:52:52.230 --> 00:52:53.110 I mean, the ones. 1349 00:52:53.849 --> 00:52:55.670 Look, even the ones who have been on several times, 1350 00:52:55.730 --> 00:52:56.630 I don't even like them. 1351 00:52:56.670 --> 00:52:58.190 Sure, sure, sure. 1352 00:52:58.210 --> 00:52:59.409 Kayla Dickey. 1353 00:53:00.510 --> 00:53:02.570 Kayla Dickey's okay. 1354 00:53:02.840 --> 00:53:03.519 Maybe, I don't know. 1355 00:53:03.579 --> 00:53:10.170 Let me think of some more. Now, Buck. You brought, 1356 00:53:10.429 --> 00:53:12.550 do you want to do a demonstration? Do you want 1357 00:53:12.570 --> 00:53:14.590 to show us what this mech can do? Well, I 1358 00:53:14.630 --> 00:53:15.519 showed up in it. 1359 00:53:15.800 --> 00:53:16.199 I'm in it. 1360 00:53:16.389 --> 00:53:18.179 Oh, you're in it right now. You are? 1361 00:53:18.199 --> 00:53:20.179 Okay, so this is a, you can't. You're wearing a 1362 00:53:20.199 --> 00:53:21.179 three-piece suit, right? 1363 00:53:21.199 --> 00:53:22.880 Yeah. Well, yeah, it's underneath. 1364 00:53:23.760 --> 00:53:24.039 Oh, okay. 1365 00:53:24.059 --> 00:53:26.380 So you got a tailored suit over your mech? 1366 00:53:26.480 --> 00:53:29.079 Exactly. I didn't want to. Oh, by the way, real quick. 1367 00:53:29.099 --> 00:53:30.780 Can I tell you guys about my sexy Halloween costume? 1368 00:53:30.800 --> 00:53:31.300 Oh, yeah. 1369 00:53:31.360 --> 00:53:31.900 Yeah. 1370 00:53:32.960 --> 00:53:36.159 I was a bicycle and Francesca was Jane DeVito. 1371 00:53:36.280 --> 00:53:38.340 Okay, I was Optimus Prime. 1372 00:53:38.389 --> 00:53:41.250 I was really in the mech zone, so I had 1373 00:53:41.289 --> 00:53:44.389 robots on the brain. And so when I transformed, though, 1374 00:53:44.409 --> 00:53:48.190 I'm not a car. I'm just a huge rod, just 1375 00:53:48.210 --> 00:53:49.409 a huge piece. 1376 00:53:49.469 --> 00:53:52.130 So you're Optimus Prime that transforms into a dick. 1377 00:53:52.210 --> 00:53:54.789 Yeah, that's right. A dildo or like a fleshy dick? 1378 00:53:55.730 --> 00:53:57.510 This is a good question, Scott. 1379 00:53:57.530 --> 00:54:01.619 Thank you for asking. No, great question. It did, I, yeah, 1380 00:54:01.699 --> 00:54:04.639 I grow flesh. I'll throw on the outside. It flips 1381 00:54:04.760 --> 00:54:07.280 inward and then it becomes, yeah. 1382 00:54:07.320 --> 00:54:10.519 So flesh on the inside. So every piece just flips. Yeah, 1383 00:54:10.539 --> 00:54:12.010 so you can imagine what it feels like when I'm 1384 00:54:12.030 --> 00:54:14.219 wearing it. Yeah, I'd rather not. 1385 00:54:14.250 --> 00:54:16.170 That just sounds like my husband, Keith. 1386 00:54:17.210 --> 00:54:19.130 Oh, I think it's so big. 1387 00:54:19.150 --> 00:54:19.989 It's waving. 1388 00:54:20.030 --> 00:54:22.130 Francesca, if you keep

rolling your eyes that hard, you 1389 00:54:22.170 --> 00:54:23.230 are going to break them. 1390 00:54:23.449 --> 00:54:23.570 Okay? 1391 00:54:23.590 --> 00:54:23.780 Okay. 1392 00:54:24.719 --> 00:54:27.260 So, yeah, do you want to do a demo of this? 1393 00:54:27.980 --> 00:54:30.219 I mean, there's not a whole lot to it. It's just, 1394 00:54:30.539 --> 00:54:33.300 it's an exoskeleton, so it acts as part of your body, 1395 00:54:33.360 --> 00:54:36.230 but mechanical. So I, you know. So do you want 1396 00:54:36.250 --> 00:54:37.630 to take off your suit and show us what it 1397 00:54:37.670 --> 00:54:39.809 looks like? Yeah, I'll just, you know, it's a sort 1398 00:54:39.829 --> 00:54:41.340 of tearaway suit. I'll just tear it off. 1399 00:54:41.369 --> 00:54:42.550 Oh, okay, yeah. There we go. 1400 00:54:42.570 --> 00:54:43.429 Billy Flynn style. 1401 00:54:43.530 --> 00:54:46.309 Yeah, yeah, I don't have time. Oh, you know, can 1402 00:54:46.369 --> 00:54:50.170 I ask, it's clear and plastic. Yeah, yeah. 1403 00:54:50.210 --> 00:54:51.530 And you're not wearing anything underneath. 1404 00:54:51.550 --> 00:54:51.610 No. 1405 00:54:52.800 --> 00:54:55.260 It doesn't count as clothes. 1406 00:54:55.300 --> 00:54:57.760 You can't wear clothes underneath a mech, Scott. 1407 00:54:57.820 --> 00:55:00.119 How is it supposed to interface to your neural system 1408 00:55:00.159 --> 00:55:01.300 if you wear clothes? 1409 00:55:01.780 --> 00:55:05.239 You look so old. Dash, thank you. Well, at least 1410 00:55:05.380 --> 00:55:08.429 paint it. I also got to say, it looks like 1411 00:55:08.469 --> 00:55:10.829 the way it's connected to your neural system is through 1412 00:55:10.889 --> 00:55:13.409 you squatting and those wires coming out of your butthole. 1413 00:55:13.449 --> 00:55:15.269 Yeah, it just looks like you're squatting again. 1414 00:55:15.289 --> 00:55:15.829 Okay, interesting. 1415 00:55:15.889 --> 00:55:18.650 Where would you plug in a mech? I just don't know. 1416 00:55:19.630 --> 00:55:20.969 I guess you only have so many holes. 1417 00:55:21.199 --> 00:55:21.880 Yeah, I got. 1418 00:55:22.519 --> 00:55:23.619 Maybe the ears? 1419 00:55:24.360 --> 00:55:26.599 Does your butthole power the whole thing? 1420 00:55:26.719 --> 00:55:28.900 Well, it doesn't power the whole thing. It goes into the. 1421 00:55:28.940 --> 00:55:32.559 That's the only way I can get to the nervous system. 1422 00:55:32.619 --> 00:55:34.300 I guess in The Matrix, they drill the hole in 1423 00:55:34.320 --> 00:55:36.030 the back of the head and they attach that thing, 1424 00:55:36.070 --> 00:55:36.610 you know, but. 1425 00:55:37.090 --> 00:55:38.230 I misremembered that. 1426 00:55:38.389 --> 00:55:39.210 God damn it. 1427 00:55:39.230 --> 00:55:40.530 You just thought they used it in the butthole? 1428 00:55:41.610 --> 00:55:44.349 I forgot. I remember when Keanu was in the goo. 1429 00:55:44.389 --> 00:55:44.949 He was naked. 1430 00:55:44.989 --> 00:55:47.989 Yeah, he's nude in the goo and he's very frail 1431 00:55:48.030 --> 00:55:49.010 in this part of the movie. 1432 00:55:49.050 --> 00:55:50.769 By the way, I think that goo came from him. 1433 00:55:50.789 --> 00:55:52.449 You think the goo. 1434 00:55:52.250 --> 00:55:52.750 Came from him? 1435 00:55:52.789 --> 00:55:53.440 Yeah, I think he was. 1436 00:55:53.449 --> 00:55:56.090 Like he brought his own goo from home? 1437 00:55:56.170 --> 00:55:56.949 Where'd he get it? 1438 00:55:57.969 --> 00:56:02.219 Well, we can't say to you, but he just. 1439 00:56:02.880 --> 00:56:04.239 Maybe it's the champagne talking. 1440 00:56:04.280 --> 00:56:06.239 I'd rather put it up my butt than have someone 1441 00:56:06.280 --> 00:56:07.820 drill a hole in the back of my neck. 1442 00:56:08.019 --> 00:56:10.500 I don't have a butthole, so I don't know why. 1443 00:56:10.539 --> 00:56:12.019 What? This is Francesca. 1444 00:56:12.039 --> 00:56:12.219 What? 1445 00:56:12.280 --> 00:56:13.500 Francesca. 1446 00:56:14.010 --> 00:56:15.750 I know women have no butthole. 1447 00:56:16.010 --> 00:56:16.969 Oh, okay. 1448 00:56:16.989 --> 00:56:17.590 Do you know that? 1449 00:56:17.610 --> 00:56:18.750 Women have no butthole? 1450 00:56:18.789 --> 00:56:19.789 I had heard that before. 1451 00:56:19.829 --> 00:56:21.170 Women have no butthole. That makes sense. 1452 00:56:21.190 --> 00:56:21.730 That tracks for me. 1453 00:56:21.750 --> 00:56:23.469 I am the only woman here. I am the only woman. 1454 00:56:23.389 --> 00:56:23.849 Who knows that. 1455 00:56:23.869 --> 00:56:24.389 That's true. 1456 00:56:24.550 --> 00:56:24.829 You know what? 1457 00:56:24.849 --> 00:56:25.989 We have more women on the show. We got to 1458 00:56:26.010 --> 00:56:28.250 believe women. We got to believe women. I did try 1459 00:56:28.269 --> 00:56:30.909 to grab some other women. Very difficult. 1460 00:56:30.969 --> 00:56:33.019 Maybe try to not grab them. 1461 00:56:33.079 --> 00:56:38.159 You know what? Let's not isolate what I just said. Now, Dash, 1462 00:56:39.059 --> 00:56:41.639 thank you for finishing the mech before... You're welcome. Back 1463 00:56:41.679 --> 00:56:44.880 to Dash. You're done with Buck. Buck, thank you for 1464 00:56:44.920 --> 00:56:48.000 finishing the mech before Speed Force Thanksgiving. 1465 00:56:48.039 --> 00:56:50.159 Very similar names, by the way. Almost as if yours 1466 00:56:50.199 --> 00:56:54.719 was inspired by his. I wouldn't say that. Names are similar. 1467 00:56:55.239 --> 00:56:56.530 yeah some names are similar i. 1468 00:56:56.510 --> 00:56:58.690 Don't think they share a single letter. 1469 00:56:58.489 --> 00:57:01.550 No no but like the the way the syllables and 1470 00:57:01.570 --> 00:57:04.130 the way you say them dash grab them buck tango 1471 00:57:04.170 --> 00:57:05.789 okay yeah. 1472 00:57:05.510 --> 00:57:09.130 Uh sean distant also is in there i gotta meet 1473 00:57:09.150 --> 00:57:11.769 that guy yeah

interesting guy one of my favorite actors. 1474 00:57:11.550 --> 00:57:15.150 You're talking first syllable one syllable name two syllables second 1475 00:57:15.210 --> 00:57:16.329 i'm you're. 1476 00:57:16.210 --> 00:57:20.510 Hammered go to bed you know what You can curl up. 1477 00:57:20.510 --> 00:57:20.849 You know what? 1478 00:57:21.269 --> 00:57:23.309 Maybe have a little more rare candy. That'll set you straight. 1479 00:57:23.329 --> 00:57:24.010 Yeah, leaving you out. 1480 00:57:24.300 --> 00:57:25.239 So mind if I snooze? 1481 00:57:27.599 --> 00:57:29.920 Okay, now, Buck, thank you for finishing the beck, but 1482 00:57:30.199 --> 00:57:32.639 did you bring the pumpkin pies and stuff that I 1483 00:57:32.699 --> 00:57:33.199 asked you to make? 1484 00:57:33.219 --> 00:57:35.489 Yeah, I'm so hungry right now. I don't know what 1485 00:57:35.530 --> 00:57:38.389 it is about this candy, but it's like... I'm fucking starving. 1486 00:57:38.989 --> 00:57:43.340 So the mech is supposed to help me in the kitchen, 1487 00:57:43.380 --> 00:57:43.630 sort of. 1488 00:57:43.659 --> 00:57:45.340 I'm not a very good, inept cook. 1489 00:57:45.739 --> 00:57:49.030 So I was going to put the exoskeleton on and 1490 00:57:49.070 --> 00:57:49.730 get to baking. 1491 00:57:50.440 --> 00:57:53.570 But I forgot all my ingredients. Oh, God. 1492 00:57:54.219 --> 00:57:56.530 Did the suit pick other things in the kitchen that 1493 00:57:56.730 --> 00:57:58.150 it thought was ingredients? 1494 00:57:58.210 --> 00:58:01.090 I brought a whisk, one whisk. Okay. 1495 00:58:01.230 --> 00:58:04.469 I brought an air fryer. It's not really helpful for 1496 00:58:04.489 --> 00:58:06.159 when making a pie. You probably could make a pie 1497 00:58:06.179 --> 00:58:06.409 in there. 1498 00:58:06.469 --> 00:58:08.039 I guess we could put some of this candy in there. 1499 00:58:08.059 --> 00:58:09.139 Yeah, maybe put some of that in the whisk. 1500 00:58:09.159 --> 00:58:10.579 I got some stuff if you need stuff. 1501 00:58:11.000 --> 00:58:12.579 What else did you bring from your kitchen today? Oh, 1502 00:58:12.599 --> 00:58:15.139 what else did I bring? I brought the microwave. Oh, wow. 1503 00:58:15.260 --> 00:58:16.980 I brought an empty ice cube tray. 1504 00:58:17.000 --> 00:58:17.320 Interesting. 1505 00:58:17.389 --> 00:58:19.469 I brought the Brita filter. Just the filter only, not 1506 00:58:19.510 --> 00:58:19.969 the Brita. 1507 00:58:20.010 --> 00:58:22.829 Yeah, we don't have any food to put that stuff into. 1508 00:58:22.849 --> 00:58:25.489 And so none of that's edible, huh? 1509 00:58:25.650 --> 00:58:26.989 Yeah, yeah. 1510 00:58:27.010 --> 00:58:28.559 What kind of food would you put in a fucking 1511 00:58:28.619 --> 00:58:32.900 Brita filter, Scott? Soup? 1512 00:58:32.920 --> 00:58:33.860 You got filter soup? 1513 00:58:33.880 --> 00:58:36.760 Francesca, you got to get out of Scott's face. Francesca, 1514 00:58:36.800 --> 00:58:39.730 for the listeners, Francesca jumped up on Scott's knee and 1515 00:58:39.750 --> 00:58:42.309 started getting in his face. By the way, we took 1516 00:58:42.329 --> 00:58:44.909 the candy and we were pretty cool. I'm pretty chilled. 1517 00:58:44.929 --> 00:58:47.150 She's gotten worse. What's up with you, Francesca? 1518 00:58:47.650 --> 00:58:50.929 Now I am on Scott's shoulders giving him a massage. 1519 00:58:51.010 --> 00:58:54.699 God, you look like the angel or devil. Yes, stop 1520 00:58:54.739 --> 00:58:58.300 switching sides. And changing costumes. 1521 00:58:58.360 --> 00:58:59.619 He said I am good. 1522 00:58:59.800 --> 00:59:05.960 He said I am bad. Let's stay on the bad side. Now, Buck, 1523 00:59:06.119 --> 00:59:08.340 I mean, this is a, I got to say, you 1524 00:59:08.380 --> 00:59:10.599 were supposed to bring it home here. I thought that. 1525 00:59:10.639 --> 00:59:13.679 I know, there's not a lot to me. There's a lot, 1526 00:59:13.719 --> 00:59:16.500 there's sort of a, you know. We've exhausted our questions. Yeah, 1527 00:59:16.519 --> 00:59:18.280 there's not a lot for me to. 1528 00:59:18.440 --> 00:59:19.960 You're a guy who makes a mech. 1529 00:59:19.980 --> 00:59:21.239 We're not interested in the mech. 1530 00:59:21.420 --> 00:59:22.039 And that's it. 1531 00:59:22.159 --> 00:59:22.360 Yeah. 1532 00:59:22.639 --> 00:59:24.699 You look like you have wires coming out of your 1533 00:59:24.719 --> 00:59:28.699 butthole and a clear mech costume. And even that's not enough. 1534 00:59:29.179 --> 00:59:32.469 I have a question. Do you think that maybe your 1535 00:59:32.530 --> 00:59:36.989 personality is so lacking that you thought you need the mech? 1536 00:59:37.670 --> 00:59:42.969 Or maybe you're using the mech to cover up your personality? 1537 00:59:43.070 --> 00:59:46.219 You sound like my mom. Exactly. 1538 00:59:46.360 --> 00:59:49.360 I ask the deep questions around here. Nobody else know 1539 00:59:49.380 --> 00:59:50.260 how to hear. 1540 00:59:50.099 --> 00:59:50.920 You and your body. 1541 00:59:50.980 --> 00:59:53.469 I'm saying in a nice, in a, you know, in 1542 00:59:53.510 --> 00:59:56.349 a maternal way, she does say that, hey, maybe your personality, 1543 00:59:56.610 --> 00:59:58.329 you think you gotta, you gotta build this mech so 1544 00:59:58.349 --> 00:59:58.909 people like you. 1545 00:59:59.210 --> 01:00:01.389 You're great on your own. I say, shut up, mom. 1546 01:00:01.590 --> 01:00:02.510 But now I'm hearing it for you. 1547 01:00:03.550 --> 01:00:03.809 It's true. 1548 01:00:03.829 --> 01:00:05.309 I'm starting to change my tune a little bit. 1549 01:00:05.769 --> 01:00:07.929 So maybe you don't need a stupid mech. 1550 01:00:08.070 --> 01:00:09.579 Yeah. Well, I worked really hard on it. How do 1551 01:00:09.599 --> 01:00:11.739 we build a mech for your personality? 1552 01:00:11.980 --> 01:00:14.199 Yes. What do we have to do? 1553 01:00:14.199 --> 01:00:15.900 An emotional mech. Oh. 1554

01:00:15.920 --> 01:00:18.000 I don't mean to be a devil's advocate here, but 1555 01:00:18.039 --> 01:00:20.579 where I'm from, mechs solve a lot of problems. 1556 01:00:20.599 --> 01:00:20.679 Okay. 1557 01:00:20.880 --> 01:00:22.760 That can only be solved by mechs. 1558 01:00:23.539 --> 01:00:24.840 And where are you from exactly? 1559 01:00:24.920 --> 01:00:25.860 I'm in the Kanto region. 1560 01:00:25.880 --> 01:00:27.800 Kanto region, yeah. Maybe you should go live there. I 1561 01:00:28.429 --> 01:00:30.989 wouldn't mind a change of scenery, you know? Yeah. 1562 01:00:31.030 --> 01:00:32.289 I mean, your mom probably couldn't go. 1563 01:00:33.460 --> 01:00:35.920 Oh, hmm. 1564 01:00:35.940 --> 01:00:38.900 This guy loves his mom. I don't really do. 1565 01:00:39.039 --> 01:00:41.019 I think it's cute how much he loves his mom. 1566 01:00:41.119 --> 01:00:43.449 I'm bitch made. I told you. You are bitch made. 1567 01:00:43.489 --> 01:00:47.250 That's what that cursive tattoo on your arm says. It's 1568 01:00:47.449 --> 01:00:51.329 across my knuckles too. On your knuckles. Right, right. Bitch made. 1569 01:00:52.010 --> 01:00:55.000 You know what, Scott? I feel like I've... I've failed 1570 01:00:55.039 --> 01:00:57.219 you so far, Scott. I feel like I've brought some guests, 1571 01:00:57.280 --> 01:00:59.920 and they're great, of course, but they're not the caliber 1572 01:00:59.940 --> 01:01:03.820 of guests for a Thanksgiving special, Scott. Bring this home. 1573 01:01:03.860 --> 01:01:06.710 What is happening here? 1574 01:01:06.750 --> 01:01:07.170 You know what? 1575 01:01:07.230 --> 01:01:09.809 It kind of sucks that you're talking shit about us 1576 01:01:09.849 --> 01:01:13.309 right to our face. 1577 01:01:13.670 --> 01:01:14.969 This is an arrow. 1578 01:01:14.989 --> 01:01:18.329 Mmm. 1579 01:01:19.070 --> 01:01:25.039 And this is the sound of its minty bubbles. Conjuring 1580 01:01:25.139 --> 01:01:26.039 melt in your mouth. 1581 01:01:26.840 --> 01:01:29.050 Pure bubbly joy. 1582 01:01:32.230 --> 01:01:36.190 Melt into the moment with Aero's delicious peppermint bubbles. 1583 01:01:36.210 --> 01:01:39.809 Aero, feel the bubbles melt. 1584 01:01:43.610 --> 01:01:47.530 Following Aldi's big price drop announcement, we've got more good news. 1585 01:01:48.090 --> 01:01:52.150 The kids are going back to school. And we're dropping 1586 01:01:52.409 --> 01:01:56.389 even more prices. On loads of back-to-school favourites, from pressed 1587 01:01:56.469 --> 01:01:59.369 apple juice to Brannan's lasagne. And we're not just dropping 1588 01:01:59.389 --> 01:02:03.849 this week. No, these prices are sticking around. Unlike the 1589 01:02:03.889 --> 01:02:08.969 school holidays. Saving up to 20% on your back-to-school shop. 1590 01:02:09.230 --> 01:02:10.230 It's not complicated. 1591 01:02:10.489 --> 01:02:10.969 At Aldi. 1592 01:02:11.159 --> 01:02:13.519 Visit aldi.ie slash price drop for more information. 1593 01:02:13.920 --> 01:02:19.119 My home is my castle. My sing-in-the-shower place, or work-in-my-undies place. 1594 01:02:19.679 --> 01:02:23.699 My pizza for breakfast. Cornflakes for dinner place. My home 1595 01:02:23.800 --> 01:02:24.800 is my me place. 1596 01:02:25.380 --> 01:02:28.070 With AXA Home Insurance, you can protect the place where 1597 01:02:28.110 --> 01:02:31.949 you can truly be yourself and get 24-hour emergency home 1598 01:02:31.969 --> 01:02:35.030 assistance as standard. Get a quote online or call into 1599 01:02:35.050 --> 01:02:35.889 your local branch. 1600 01:02:36.429 --> 01:02:36.809 AXA. 1601 01:02:38.289 --> 01:02:38.909 Know you can. 1602 01:02:39.289 --> 01:02:42.170 Policy terms and conditions apply. AXA Insurance stack is regulated 1603 01:02:42.190 --> 01:02:43.389 by the Central Bank of Ireland. 1604 01:02:46.269 --> 01:02:49.920 OK, you know what, Scott? I have an idea. I 1605 01:02:49.960 --> 01:02:52.360 don't think I could pull someone from your past, Scott. 1606 01:02:52.840 --> 01:02:52.940 Oh. 1607 01:02:53.280 --> 01:02:56.559 I need to pull someone from an alternate dimension, Scott. 1608 01:02:57.300 --> 01:03:00.139 Oh, an alternate dimension. Okay, like the multiverse? 1609 01:03:00.489 --> 01:03:01.670 Yes, Scott. Another dimension? 1610 01:03:01.789 --> 01:03:04.429 Like a Hawaiian region? No, no. 1611 01:03:04.630 --> 01:03:07.150 Like a dimension where it's only bad and beyond. 1612 01:03:07.170 --> 01:03:09.010 Well, that exists. The beyond part. 1613 01:03:09.050 --> 01:03:11.550 Like it's the things you know, but everything's Hawaiian? 1614 01:03:11.570 --> 01:03:14.900 But no, Scott. There was a guest. Why he only 1615 01:03:14.920 --> 01:03:18.190 talk to Scott? Because it's kind of the only way 1616 01:03:18.230 --> 01:03:22.210 to keep this character going. Don't say my name. 1617 01:03:22.369 --> 01:03:24.809 Even now he responded to Scott. 1618 01:03:25.590 --> 01:03:29.079 Scott asked him the question. Thank you, Francesca, but Scott. 1619 01:03:32.219 --> 01:03:34.239 I think there's someone that you want to see that 1620 01:03:34.960 --> 01:03:36.659 recently was banned from the show. 1621 01:03:36.860 --> 01:03:39.260 Well, if they've been banned from the show, they can't 1622 01:03:39.300 --> 01:03:42.099 be on the show anymore. You know who can be, Scott? 1623 01:03:42.570 --> 01:03:46.800 his counterpart in CBB World 2. 1624 01:03:46.800 --> 01:03:50.159 Oh, the parallel CBB World. That's right, Scott. We know 1625 01:03:50.199 --> 01:03:53.070 that there are infinite- With minor differences. Yes, that's right, Scott. 1626 01:03:53.309 --> 01:03:55.869 We know that there are infinite CBB Worlds, and in 1627 01:03:55.929 --> 01:03:59.670 CBB World 2, it's exactly the same. But this guest 1628 01:03:59.949 --> 01:04:01.389 is not banned from the show. 1629 01:04:01.409 --> 01:04:03.550 That's the only difference in CBB World 2? 1630 01:04:03.550 --> 01:04:07.280 That's right, Scott. Also, yes, and

also Barack Obama was 1631 01:04:07.340 --> 01:04:11.639 president for 12 years. Oh, awesome. Pretty great. He FDR'd it. 1632 01:04:11.739 --> 01:04:15.920 He totally FDR'd it. But I'm going to bring him, Scott. Oh! 1633 01:04:18.360 --> 01:04:20.530 Okay, you didn't disappear, you're just taking a shit right now. 1634 01:04:21.010 --> 01:04:21.869 Yeah, yeah, hold up. 1635 01:04:22.309 --> 01:04:23.590 What a mess, oh God. 1636 01:04:23.730 --> 01:04:26.849 Okay, all right, okay. I can't do that. You know what, Scott? 1637 01:04:27.230 --> 01:04:28.869 I feel like the only way to pull him from 1638 01:04:28.909 --> 01:04:32.349 the other dimension is if we all go to sleep. 1639 01:04:32.389 --> 01:04:33.349 You're all asleep. 1640 01:04:33.369 --> 01:04:38.420 We've all fallen asleep here in the Speed Force. You're 1641 01:04:38.480 --> 01:04:39.880 sleeping at his eye, Morpheus. 1642 01:04:40.159 --> 01:04:41.500 Oh my God, Morpheus? 1643 01:04:41.679 --> 01:04:42.679 The Lord of Dreams. 1644 01:04:42.780 --> 01:04:44.739 Morpheus, the Lord of Dreams. 1645 01:04:44.840 --> 01:04:47.679 Morpheus 2. 1646 01:04:47.679 --> 01:04:49.170 Morpheus from CBB World 2. 1647 01:04:49.139 --> 01:04:51.630 Morpheus from CBB World 2, but my name there is 1648 01:04:51.809 --> 01:04:52.530 Morpheus 2. 1649 01:04:52.530 --> 01:04:53.449 Oh, Morpheus. 1650 01:04:53.510 --> 01:04:55.090 There's children when they speak legends. 1651 01:04:55.110 --> 01:04:57.650 Is that T-O-O? Yes. Okay. 1652 01:04:57.769 --> 01:04:58.909 Is there a first one? 1653 01:04:59.570 --> 01:05:04.320 Not here. It's a confusing name. Yeah. It implies that 1654 01:05:04.360 --> 01:05:07.159 there was things before, but those things shall not be 1655 01:05:07.199 --> 01:05:07.699 spoken of. 1656 01:05:07.719 --> 01:05:07.860 Hmm. 1657 01:05:08.610 --> 01:05:10.380 God, Morpheus, it's so good to see you. 1658 01:05:10.429 --> 01:05:10.980 Thank you. 1659 01:05:11.000 --> 01:05:14.000 You got voted off of the show by... So I heard. 1660 01:05:14.179 --> 01:05:14.559 Not me. 1661 01:05:14.579 --> 01:05:16.320 A different Morpheus. 1662 01:05:16.360 --> 01:05:17.519 Right, yeah. 1663 01:05:17.960 --> 01:05:20.869 There are several Dream Lords, one for each aspect of 1664 01:05:20.909 --> 01:05:24.070 the universe. And whenever one of them perishes or is 1665 01:05:24.429 --> 01:05:28.289 voted off in a Survivor-like game show... They have to 1666 01:05:28.389 --> 01:05:31.619 upload their files to Dropbox and then the other Morphe 1667 01:05:31.860 --> 01:05:34.800 eye read the Dropbox files and catch up. So I've 1668 01:05:34.840 --> 01:05:36.960 read all about what happened to original Morpheus. You're fully 1669 01:05:36.980 --> 01:05:39.079 caught up then. Not only that, I went down a 1670 01:05:39.159 --> 01:05:42.159 real rabbit hole of like CBB episodes. 1671 01:05:42.260 --> 01:05:44.519 Oh, that's great. Oh, okay. What do you think? The 1672 01:05:45.159 --> 01:05:48.690 ones before

600 are a little dicey. They're not worth 1673 01:05:48.710 --> 01:05:51.769 going into, I don't think. But I had a good 1674 01:05:51.809 --> 01:05:56.650 old time. Made some corrections on the wiki. You know, 1675 01:05:56.789 --> 01:05:59.500 would it be cool if we just treated you like 1676 01:05:59.719 --> 01:06:01.340 the Morpheus dream lord we knew? 1677 01:06:01.440 --> 01:06:04.099 Not worry about any sort of differences and pretend like 1678 01:06:04.159 --> 01:06:05.199 I was the same person? 1679 01:06:05.219 --> 01:06:05.460 Yeah. 1680 01:06:05.480 --> 01:06:08.860 Fine with me. Okay, that's great. But wait a minute. 1681 01:06:09.119 --> 01:06:10.309 Are we in a dream right now? 1682 01:06:10.329 --> 01:06:12.329 You are in a dream of the Speed Force. I 1683 01:06:12.369 --> 01:06:14.869 can only be seen by people who are asleep. I 1684 01:06:14.969 --> 01:06:16.489 only exist in people's dreams. 1685 01:06:16.570 --> 01:06:17.489 Did you, by the way. 1686 01:06:17.510 --> 01:06:18.809 If you see me, you are dreaming. 1687 01:06:18.849 --> 01:06:19.489 Is that hard? 1688 01:06:19.530 --> 01:06:19.969 Were people. 1689 01:06:20.409 --> 01:06:20.730 What's that? 1690 01:06:20.789 --> 01:06:21.530 Is it hard? 1691 01:06:21.730 --> 01:06:22.050 For me? 1692 01:06:22.070 --> 01:06:22.750 Because what if. 1693 01:06:22.710 --> 01:06:24.550 You want to like have a birthday party, but everyone 1694 01:06:24.570 --> 01:06:24.769 wakes up. 1695 01:06:24.769 --> 01:06:25.010 That's right. 1696 01:06:25.030 --> 01:06:27.489 I can only have people who are sleeping come to 1697 01:06:27.510 --> 01:06:30.300 my birthday party. Thank you, young man. That is very 1698 01:06:30.400 --> 01:06:33.119 empathetic of you to appreciate. Oh, Morpheus, this is Dash. 1699 01:06:33.139 --> 01:06:34.860 Grab him. Dash, this is Morpheus. 1700 01:06:34.920 --> 01:06:37.340 I know Dash well. I know from his dreams. But 1701 01:06:37.380 --> 01:06:38.960 the Dash of CBB World too. 1702 01:06:39.239 --> 01:06:40.059 Yes, it's not you. 1703 01:06:40.079 --> 01:06:41.059 Okay. 1704 01:06:41.219 --> 01:06:41.739 It's Dash. 1705 01:06:44.280 --> 01:06:45.920 I love an unbothered spirit. 1706 01:06:46.980 --> 01:06:49.300 Were people dreaming on October the 31st this year? 1707 01:06:50.159 --> 01:06:50.880 Yes, why do you ask? 1708 01:06:51.159 --> 01:06:53.300 Oh, I was just wondering if you dressed up at all. Oh, yes, 1709 01:06:53.360 --> 01:06:56.099 I'm dressed up right now. Oh, you're still dressed up. 1710 01:06:56.300 --> 01:06:57.199 Yes, yes, yes, yes. 1711 01:06:57.219 --> 01:06:58.659 You don't recognize my costume? 1712 01:06:58.679 --> 01:07:01.380 No, who are you? I can't quite place it. Maybe 1713 01:07:01.400 --> 01:07:03.179 things are different on CBB World 2. 1714 01:07:03.179 --> 01:07:08.159 Yes, it could be different. I am, let's see, sexy, 1715 01:07:09.050 --> 01:07:10.269 sexy Bugs Bunny. 1716 01:07:10.409 --> 01:07:10.730 Okay. 1717 01:07:11.269 --> 01:07:14.670 So sexy Bugs Bunny... But a sexier. 1718 01:07:14.210 --> 01:07:16.690 Version of that? Well, no. 1719 01:07:16.949 --> 01:07:19.030 The two sexies cancel each other out and I'm just 1720 01:07:19.210 --> 01:07:20.170 regular Bugs Bunny. 1721 01:07:20.190 --> 01:07:21.070 You're just regular Bugs Bunny. 1722 01:07:21.090 --> 01:07:23.269 Sexy, sexy Bugs Bunny is just regular Bugs Bunny. You're 1723 01:07:23.289 --> 01:07:25.030 not even wearing the dress that Bugs Bunny wore. Well, 1724 01:07:25.050 --> 01:07:27.070 that doesn't make any sense. Once you put on a 1725 01:07:27.130 --> 01:07:28.909 second dress and they cancel each other out and you're 1726 01:07:28.929 --> 01:07:30.050 just back to regular Bugs Bunny. 1727 01:07:30.070 --> 01:07:30.409 Interesting. 1728 01:07:30.449 --> 01:07:31.690 That's why I have the ears. 1729 01:07:31.730 --> 01:07:33.070 You see the ears? Yeah. 1730 01:07:33.489 --> 01:07:33.809 Okay. 1731 01:07:33.829 --> 01:07:34.880 That's why you have the ears. 1732 01:07:35.429 --> 01:07:36.280 Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. 1733 01:07:36.300 --> 01:07:38.659 I thought that was just Morpheus' thing that he had 1734 01:07:38.860 --> 01:07:39.840 bunny ears or something. 1735 01:07:39.920 --> 01:07:42.840 Well, also you're wearing your cloak and it's, you know. Oh, yes, 1736 01:07:42.969 --> 01:07:44.050 let me move my hood back. 1737 01:07:44.070 --> 01:07:44.389 There we go. 1738 01:07:44.389 --> 01:07:46.050 Yes, I didn't even think. 1739 01:07:46.090 --> 01:07:48.809 There you are, yeah. Morpheus, this is Francesca Bolognese. 1740 01:07:49.070 --> 01:07:49.670 Oh, greetings. 1741 01:07:49.769 --> 01:07:51.599 Hey, nice to meet you. 1742 01:07:52.280 --> 01:07:54.360 You are asleep, young lady. I hope that doesn't bother you. 1743 01:07:54.719 --> 01:07:59.280 That fucking creepy thing. You Cosby'd her. Have we talked 1744 01:07:59.320 --> 01:08:02.949 about this? I wouldn't appreciate that, Fer. I don't think 1745 01:08:02.969 --> 01:08:05.630 that's right. What's the Bill Cosby of CBB World 2 doing? 1746 01:08:05.650 --> 01:08:06.269 It's worse. 1747 01:08:06.789 --> 01:08:07.469 Oh, shit. 1748 01:08:07.510 --> 01:08:08.289 You don't want to know. 1749 01:08:08.429 --> 01:08:09.449 Shit. 1750 01:08:09.510 --> 01:08:11.239 He did all the things he did here, and his 1751 01:08:11.300 --> 01:08:12.280 old albums are bad. 1752 01:08:12.500 --> 01:08:12.780 Oh, no. 1753 01:08:12.820 --> 01:08:14.119 This is nothing. 1754 01:08:16.399 --> 01:08:17.000 That sucks. 1755 01:08:17.279 --> 01:08:18.760 You know what I mean? It's like not, it's not 1756 01:08:18.800 --> 01:08:20.600 even the art and the art situation. 1757 01:08:20.619 --> 01:08:21.119 That shit sucks. 1758 01:08:21.140 --> 01:08:24.180 It's actually better for- That actually makes it easier, yeah. 1759 01:08:24.979 --> 01:08:26.180 Wasn't that hard to cancel the guy. 1760 01:08:26.739 --> 01:08:29.810 But that's why, Francesca,

you'll see here you are 10 1761 01:08:29.810 --> 01:08:32.489 feet tall because you are the person of your dreams. 1762 01:08:32.649 --> 01:08:36.069 Well, but I actually am realizing I don't want to 1763 01:08:36.090 --> 01:08:36.729 be this tall. 1764 01:08:36.810 --> 01:08:37.869 I like being small. 1765 01:08:37.890 --> 01:08:38.520 This is a nightmare for you. 1766 01:08:38.529 --> 01:08:40.890 You seem like sort of a contrarian spirit is what 1767 01:08:40.909 --> 01:08:41.869 I'm picking up on. 1768 01:08:41.890 --> 01:08:42.189 Yeah. 1769 01:08:42.510 --> 01:08:43.989 I sort of feel like I gave you your heart's 1770 01:08:44.029 --> 01:08:45.850 desire and you're kind of bummed about it. 1771 01:08:45.859 --> 01:08:48.479 It's kind of stupid to me because part of the 1772 01:08:48.539 --> 01:08:51.979 reason actually that me and my husband, Keith, are soul. 1773 01:08:52.420 --> 01:08:53.729 Do you not like him? 1774 01:08:54.270 --> 01:08:55.170 I love him. 1775 01:08:55.510 --> 01:08:57.510 I only know of him from your dreams of him. 1776 01:08:57.710 --> 01:08:59.350 He is the love of my life. 1777 01:08:59.430 --> 01:09:00.439 I love him. so much. 1778 01:09:00.699 --> 01:09:03.159 But the way that we have sex, he's like going 1779 01:09:03.239 --> 01:09:06.520 through his pocket. And then I do all the stuff 1780 01:09:06.539 --> 01:09:08.399 to his dick. His dick is so big. 1781 01:09:09.859 --> 01:09:10.779 What is it, like two inches? 1782 01:09:11.159 --> 01:09:14.050 He's a two, no, one and a three quarter. 1783 01:09:14.109 --> 01:09:14.949 Oh my God, huge. 1784 01:09:14.970 --> 01:09:16.810 He's a massive, bigger than yours. 1785 01:09:16.829 --> 01:09:19.550 Yeah, for sure. 1786 01:09:20.500 --> 01:09:22.939 Anyway, so yes, for me now, I'm kind of rethinking, 1787 01:09:22.979 --> 01:09:24.319 how do I have sex with my husband? 1788 01:09:24.340 --> 01:09:26.270 Well, this is only in your dreams. When you wake up, 1789 01:09:26.279 --> 01:09:27.960 you'll be back in your regular body. 1790 01:09:28.060 --> 01:09:28.720 Oh, thank God. 1791 01:09:28.840 --> 01:09:29.220 Okay. 1792 01:09:29.300 --> 01:09:30.979 Hey, is it okay if I ask a couple questions 1793 01:09:31.020 --> 01:09:34.439 about pop culture? Because I only know TV and movies 1794 01:09:34.460 --> 01:09:35.560 when people dream about them. 1795 01:09:35.579 --> 01:09:35.800 Right. 1796 01:09:35.819 --> 01:09:36.899 And it's confusing. 1797 01:09:37.220 --> 01:09:38.220 Oh, okay. 1798 01:09:38.260 --> 01:09:40.229 Sometimes when I dream about a movie, I dream about 1799 01:09:40.239 --> 01:09:41.689 it the way I want it to be, not the 1800 01:09:41.710 --> 01:09:42.390 way it actually is. 1801 01:09:42.409 --> 01:09:44.609 Those are the only movies that I can watch. 1802 01:09:44.970 --> 01:09:45.270 Right. 1803 01:09:45.369 --> 01:09:45.550 Yeah. 1804 01:09:45.609 --> 01:09:46.270 Ask us anything. 1805 01:09:46.529 --> 01:09:48.949 There's a television show and it's got something to do 1806 01:09:49.010 --> 01:09:52.770 with poor people in Korea competing in a murderous game 1807 01:09:52.869 --> 01:09:53.520 for money. 1808 01:09:54.069 --> 01:09:54.760 Yeah. 1809 01:09:54.779 --> 01:09:55.319 Parasite. 1810 01:09:56.079 --> 01:09:56.739 Maybe, perhaps. 1811 01:09:56.760 --> 01:09:56.899 Yes. 1812 01:09:56.939 --> 01:09:59.720 It sounds like a class. It's a lot of commentary 1813 01:09:59.760 --> 01:10:00.579 on class people. 1814 01:10:01.279 --> 01:10:01.859 Squid Game. 1815 01:10:02.359 --> 01:10:04.899 Oh, that sounds right. It could be that, but everybody 1816 01:10:04.979 --> 01:10:07.359 is a grandmother and they're naked the whole time. 1817 01:10:07.869 --> 01:10:09.970 Oh, I mean, you're thinking of Squid Game, but I 1818 01:10:10.010 --> 01:10:12.710 think someone's mixing up their own grandmother. 1819 01:10:12.729 --> 01:10:13.449 That's the Squid Game. 1820 01:10:13.329 --> 01:10:17.210 That I've seen. It's naked grandmas. I can't stop watching it. 1821 01:10:18.010 --> 01:10:19.909 You know, I keep thinking it's moving too slow, but 1822 01:10:19.930 --> 01:10:21.000 I binge right through it. 1823 01:10:21.100 --> 01:10:23.180 The Squid Game I saw is when a tentacle and 1824 01:10:23.239 --> 01:10:27.500 a tentacle play water polo together. 1825 01:10:27.520 --> 01:10:27.760 Okay. 1826 01:10:27.800 --> 01:10:28.920 Yes, I've seen that episode. 1827 01:10:28.939 --> 01:10:32.630 So you've dreamed about that. But it's pinpoint accuracy. 1828 01:10:32.649 --> 01:10:34.409 No, that's not a dream. That's a real squid game 1829 01:10:34.449 --> 01:10:34.949 that I watched. 1830 01:10:35.109 --> 01:10:37.090 Right, yeah, but you've dreamed about it if he's seen it. 1831 01:10:37.390 --> 01:10:39.310 Oh, yes, I guess so. I mean, it was quite 1832 01:10:39.329 --> 01:10:40.329 a match. Sorry. 1833 01:10:40.350 --> 01:10:44.359 No, not at all. Sorry. You know what, Dash has had... 1834 01:10:44.180 --> 01:10:46.619 After they'd say anything, she'd say, sorry. Yeah, Dash has 1835 01:10:46.659 --> 01:10:48.479 had a little to drink tonight. I had a haul 1836 01:10:48.520 --> 01:10:51.520 of the champagne. All of it. 1837 01:10:51.560 --> 01:10:53.920 Good for you. Good for you. A man without vice 1838 01:10:53.939 --> 01:10:56.140 is a man without virtue. Now, Morpheus. 1839 01:10:56.840 --> 01:10:57.380 Sorry. 1840 01:10:58.979 --> 01:11:00.880 You live in the dream dimension, of course. 1841 01:11:01.020 --> 01:11:03.789 Correct. What is it? I administer the dream dimension. 1842 01:11:03.810 --> 01:11:06.569 You administer the dream dimension. It is my responsibility. That 1843 01:11:06.609 --> 01:11:09.850 is so creepy. That's so creepy. It's like a live-work situation. 1844 01:11:10.069 --> 01:11:10.630 That's correct. 1845 01:11:10.850 --> 01:11:13.729 What is your relationship with the holiday of Skanksgiving? 1846 01:11:14.500 --> 01:11:17.560 It's deep and intimate. You celebrate it. It's

my favorite holiday. 1847 01:11:18.020 --> 01:11:19.550 Skanksgiving is my favorite holiday. 1848 01:11:19.590 --> 01:11:20.279 Interesting. 1849 01:11:20.390 --> 01:11:21.010 Yes, that's right. 1850 01:11:21.310 --> 01:11:24.510 Do people have very vivid dreams on Skanksgiving? Skanksgiving is 1851 01:11:24.529 --> 01:11:27.029 when we are closest to the dream world. Whoa. 1852 01:11:27.109 --> 01:11:30.229 Dressing in sexy costumes for a month brings us ever 1853 01:11:30.270 --> 01:11:33.510 so close to our primal thoughts and desires. Skanksgiving is 1854 01:11:33.550 --> 01:11:37.029 a sacred time in the dreamscape. And the tryptophan from 1855 01:11:37.069 --> 01:11:38.430 the turkey probably helps too, huh? 1856 01:11:38.449 --> 01:11:38.770 Oh, yeah. 1857 01:11:38.810 --> 01:11:39.550 Everyone's asleep. 1858 01:11:39.609 --> 01:11:40.289 You know it, pal. 1859 01:11:40.310 --> 01:11:42.890 But what are the traditions of us saying Skanksgiving? 1860 01:11:43.409 --> 01:11:47.029 Skanksgiving. Is that hard for a... Tiny Italian? 1861 01:11:47.050 --> 01:11:50.460 You're temporarily big, so it'd be easy for you now. 1862 01:11:50.479 --> 01:11:51.500 Skanksgiving. 1863 01:11:51.520 --> 01:11:54.119 What are the traditions? Is it the same as Thanksgiving? 1864 01:11:54.159 --> 01:11:55.260 No, no, no. Very different. 1865 01:11:56.000 --> 01:11:58.479 For Skanksgiving, you go around and say what you're most 1866 01:11:58.800 --> 01:11:59.380 slutty for. 1867 01:12:00.720 --> 01:12:03.390 Oh, man. That's a long list. Okay, okay. 1868 01:12:03.430 --> 01:12:06.590 So that's a little bit different. You dressed, of course, 1869 01:12:06.609 --> 01:12:08.750 you dressed in a sexy Halloween costume. 1870 01:12:08.770 --> 01:12:09.050 Sure, yeah. 1871 01:12:09.069 --> 01:12:10.250 You've been that way for a month. 1872 01:12:10.529 --> 01:12:12.119 By the way, we haven't talked about our costumes. 1873 01:12:12.159 --> 01:12:12.729 No, no, no. 1874 01:12:12.779 --> 01:12:15.880 No, I mean, I'm sexy Native American, obviously. 1875 01:12:15.899 --> 01:12:17.640 The feathered headdress. 1876 01:12:17.659 --> 01:12:18.020 Mm-hmm. 1877 01:12:18.619 --> 01:12:20.569 Around my ass. 1878 01:12:20.970 --> 01:12:22.949 Well, there's several things that could ruin you in that 1879 01:12:23.050 --> 01:12:24.050 costume idea. 1880 01:12:24.090 --> 01:12:28.609 No, Scott's uncancellable. Here, the Speed Force is uncancellable. What 1881 01:12:28.689 --> 01:12:29.479 are you, though? 1882 01:12:29.489 --> 01:12:30.060 I can't quite tell. 1883 01:12:30.149 --> 01:12:33.840 I am sexy Scott Ackerman. Oh, okay. I wondered. The sweater, 1884 01:12:33.859 --> 01:12:34.159 the G-string. 1885 01:12:34.199 --> 01:12:36.640 That's why you painted all those old, old lines on 1886 01:12:36.699 --> 01:12:37.239 your face. 1887 01:12:37.279 --> 01:12:39.010 Yeah, exactly. 1888 01:12:39.050 --> 01:12:40.930 That's why your dick is so small. 1889 01:12:40.970 --> 01:12:41.250 Well. 1890 01:12:41.729 --> 01:12:42.729 Yeah, exactly. 1891 01:12:42.750 --> 01:12:44.390 That is why my dick is so small. 1892 01:12:44.409 --> 01:12:45.569 It does seem you went out of your way to 1893 01:12:45.609 --> 01:12:46.970 let us know that you have a small dick in 1894 01:12:46.989 --> 01:12:49.350 that costume. There's like the little outline on the pants. 1895 01:12:50.430 --> 01:12:51.409 I had to go all out. 1896 01:12:54.069 --> 01:12:57.229 Another holiday of Skanksgiving is to play ska. 1897 01:12:56.970 --> 01:12:58.750 Bands who like to skank. 1898 01:12:58.770 --> 01:13:01.689 So it's only ska music on Skanksgiving. 1899 01:13:01.710 --> 01:13:03.449 Like which ones? 1900 01:13:03.729 --> 01:13:05.069 Let's see. 1901 01:13:05.390 --> 01:13:07.270 Are we talking second wave, third wave? 1902 01:13:07.369 --> 01:13:10.539 Well, in the dreamscape, it's only the dreams of these 1903 01:13:10.579 --> 01:13:11.819 ska bands. 1904 01:13:11.939 --> 01:13:12.399 Oh, okay. 1905 01:13:12.500 --> 01:13:14.899 All waves would be welcome, but also just the dreams 1906 01:13:14.979 --> 01:13:15.279 of them. 1907 01:13:15.460 --> 01:13:16.800 Like a Pie Tasters? Yeah. 1908 01:13:17.880 --> 01:13:21.340 Are they a band? Or are you just dreaming about 1909 01:13:21.380 --> 01:13:22.020 people tasting pie? 1910 01:13:22.060 --> 01:13:23.760 Is that the thing we're sluttiest for? 1911 01:13:23.960 --> 01:13:26.229 I know I didn't bring my pie, so don't rub 1912 01:13:26.270 --> 01:13:27.590 it in everyone's face, okay? 1913 01:13:28.670 --> 01:13:31.170 I also do have some delicacies that only exist in dreams. 1914 01:13:31.329 --> 01:13:31.890 Oh, I love that. 1915 01:13:31.909 --> 01:13:33.010 I'm so hungry right now. 1916 01:13:33.029 --> 01:13:34.390 It's not like turkey or. 1917 01:13:34.409 --> 01:13:36.210 I'm surprised we went to sleep. We had so much 1918 01:13:36.260 --> 01:13:37.180 of that rare candy. 1919 01:13:37.229 --> 01:13:39.520 Yeah, but you know what? I'm fucking... I know that 1920 01:13:39.539 --> 01:13:41.199 my body is twitching right now. Yeah. 1921 01:13:41.800 --> 01:13:43.140 I'm grateful for it because I wouldn't be able to 1922 01:13:43.159 --> 01:13:47.560 see it unless you were unconscious. Here's a delicacy. This 1923 01:13:47.859 --> 01:13:52.350 has not existed except since the old times. Prehistory delicacies. 1924 01:13:52.369 --> 01:13:55.890 These only exist in people's dreams. Yes, that have been 1925 01:13:55.949 --> 01:13:58.229 talked about and passed down through oral history. 1926 01:13:58.250 --> 01:13:59.189 Through the oral tradition. 1927 01:13:59.329 --> 01:14:03.329 That's correct. So they only live in very few people's dreams, but. 1928 01:14:03.399 --> 01:14:04.600 I have it for you here. 1929 01:14:04.619 --> 01:14:09.470 This is banana bread. Oh, no, we. 1930 01:14:09.739 --> 01:14:12.149 Maybe it's different on CBP World, too. 1931 01:14:12.170 --> 01:14:14.850 Banana bread. 1932

01:14:14.890 --> 01:14:16.369 Okay, yeah, Dash don't have that. 1933 01:14:16.409 --> 01:14:20.670 The most exotic of desserts here. Probably only in ancient Persia, the. 1934 01:14:20.590 --> 01:14:24.689 Oldest of the... It's not curry at all. 1935 01:14:24.770 --> 01:14:27.479 It's not curry. Okay, well, enjoy the banana bread. 1936 01:14:27.579 --> 01:14:30.180 Thanks, no, we have it. We have that kind of thing. 1937 01:14:30.199 --> 01:14:31.899 Sort of the mech of treats. 1938 01:14:32.359 --> 01:14:36.060 I have this shit that's a bit better beyond banana bread. 1939 01:14:36.079 --> 01:14:38.140 By the way, this tastes like wood chips, right? 1940 01:14:38.520 --> 01:14:40.720 The way banana bread is supposed to be in dreams. 1941 01:14:41.159 --> 01:14:41.539 Oh, okay. 1942 01:14:41.619 --> 01:14:44.439 All right, here's a second delicacy. This is an ancient 1943 01:14:44.520 --> 01:14:48.050 one from an undersea kingdom whose records have been lost 1944 01:14:48.090 --> 01:14:48.850 to modern time. 1945 01:14:48.869 --> 01:14:49.909 Oh, okay. 1946 01:14:50.170 --> 01:14:51.510 Mike and Ike's candy. 1947 01:14:51.630 --> 01:14:52.010 Okay. 1948 01:14:52.090 --> 01:14:53.670 Little boxes, pass them around. 1949 01:14:53.750 --> 01:14:57.149 Wait, Mike and Ike were Atlantean? Yes, Mike and Ike 1950 01:14:57.189 --> 01:14:57.869 were Atlantean. 1951 01:14:58.029 --> 01:15:00.430 This is a delicacy only the kings and queens of 1952 01:15:00.510 --> 01:15:02.979 Atlantis would enjoy Mike and Ike's. 1953 01:15:03.020 --> 01:15:05.859 We have these. These are pretty shitty gummy candies. Oh, 1954 01:15:05.880 --> 01:15:06.359 they're not good? 1955 01:15:06.380 --> 01:15:06.520 Yeah. 1956 01:15:06.699 --> 01:15:07.619 Okay, well, never mind. 1957 01:15:07.720 --> 01:15:10.739 Okay, Dash, can you calm down? Everything you bring out, 1958 01:15:10.840 --> 01:15:12.340 Dash is just going nuts for. 1959 01:15:12.359 --> 01:15:13.779 I mean, he's having a great time. 1960 01:15:13.800 --> 01:15:14.659 These are good. 1961 01:15:15.020 --> 01:15:15.689 Okay, Dash. 1962 01:15:15.729 --> 01:15:16.149 You're welcome. 1963 01:15:16.170 --> 01:15:17.989 Well, just take them and re-gift them if you need 1964 01:15:18.050 --> 01:15:20.130 or whatever. All right. 1965 01:15:20.210 --> 01:15:22.010 I don't think I could even give these away, honestly. 1966 01:15:22.069 --> 01:15:22.890 Yeah, I can't either. 1967 01:15:23.029 --> 01:15:25.069 You guys really are open with what you think about 1968 01:15:25.109 --> 01:15:27.460 things in front of people, but all right, no problem. 1969 01:15:27.520 --> 01:15:32.960 Final delicacy. Just enjoy. This only existed before there were humans, 1970 01:15:33.199 --> 01:15:35.079 before there were living creatures on Earth. 1971 01:15:35.100 --> 01:15:36.939 This ought to be some president bullshit. But it was 1972 01:15:36.979 --> 01:15:39.829 the old ones. Like a fossil? Like a fossil. 1973 01:15:39.850 --> 01:15:41.090 Like a kabutops. 1974 01:15:41.229 --> 01:15:43.659 That's correct. This is a. 1975 01:15:45.890 --> 01:15:49.050 Tuna noodle casserole. Oh, God. 1976 01:15:49.090 --> 01:15:53.220 These things stink so much in my house. This one sucks. Okay, 1977 01:15:53.260 --> 01:15:55.020 I got to throw this shit back into the speed course. 1978 01:15:55.039 --> 01:15:56.699 All right, well, just think about it. Even Dash ain't 1979 01:15:56.739 --> 01:15:58.119 doing it. 1980 01:15:58.180 --> 01:16:00.109 You like tuna noodle casserole? 1981 01:16:00.149 --> 01:16:01.270 He's mad at you. 1982 01:16:01.609 --> 01:16:04.649 You take some Campbell's, you know, cream of mushroom. 1983 01:16:04.750 --> 01:16:05.010 Oh, God. 1984 01:16:05.069 --> 01:16:07.449 You take some Campbell's soup. There's soup in this? 1985 01:16:07.909 --> 01:16:08.470 Yeah, yeah. 1986 01:16:08.710 --> 01:16:12.069 You ruined the soup and the tuna. Oh, my God, Buck. 1987 01:16:12.109 --> 01:16:15.920 It looks like you're throwing up inside your bag. It's 1988 01:16:15.960 --> 01:16:18.180 a real fucking mess in here. It's corrupt. 1989 01:16:18.220 --> 01:16:19.260 I'm sorry it's clear. 1990 01:16:19.340 --> 01:16:20.960 That's fucking disgusting. 1991 01:16:21.119 --> 01:16:22.420 It's nice to see you anyway. 1992 01:16:22.720 --> 01:16:25.840 I asked you to bring... I asked you to bring... 1993 01:16:26.140 --> 01:16:27.119 Thanksgiving dinner. 1994 01:16:27.340 --> 01:16:27.520 Yes. 1995 01:16:27.640 --> 01:16:29.390 And this is the bullshit that you. 1996 01:16:29.489 --> 01:16:32.850 This is the finest delicacy. 1997 01:16:33.329 --> 01:16:36.369 You know what, Morpheus? I'll allow you to continue to 1998 01:16:36.430 --> 01:16:39.390 live in our own universe from today on. Oh, I 1999 01:16:39.439 --> 01:16:39.659 love it. 2000 01:16:39.989 --> 01:16:43.300 Morpheus has returned. I love respecting continuity. Yeah, I would 2001 01:16:43.319 --> 01:16:45.819 love it if he came back to CBB World 1 2002 01:16:45.819 --> 01:16:47.500 with us. I mean, I'd like to have Morpheus back 2003 01:16:47.539 --> 01:16:47.899 on the show. 2004 01:16:47.920 --> 01:16:50.920 Morpheus, we'll bring you back to CBB World 1, but 2005 01:16:50.939 --> 01:16:53.050 I got to say... You didn't deliver today. 2006 01:16:53.189 --> 01:16:53.590 Yeah. 2007 01:16:53.609 --> 01:16:56.170 I appreciate your honesty. And you are welcome in the 2008 01:16:56.210 --> 01:16:57.510 dreamscape anytime you sleep. 2009 01:16:57.689 --> 01:16:58.529 All right. 2010 01:16:58.569 --> 01:16:59.770 I mean, that's kind of your job. 2011 01:16:59.810 --> 01:17:02.390 It's like saying you're welcome to going to Bed Bath 2012 01:17:02.470 --> 01:17:05.210 & Beyond anytime you want to go. Still, you're welcome here. 2013 01:17:05.250 --> 01:17:05.970 You're welcome here. 2014 01:17:06.430 --> 01:17:07.649 Scott, please, no. 2015 01:17:07.989 --> 01:17:08.909 We don't want you there. 2016 01:17:09.069 --> 01:17:11.909

You're all welcome here. Can we wake up? 2017 01:17:12.260 --> 01:17:12.640 Yeah, yeah. 2018 01:17:12.680 --> 01:17:13.050 Let's do it. 2019 01:17:13.279 --> 01:17:17.039 Okay. Oh, my God. That was a crazy dream. 2020 01:17:17.260 --> 01:17:18.560 You're back asleep real quick. 2021 01:17:18.760 --> 01:17:18.960 Okay. 2022 01:17:19.100 --> 01:17:21.079 I'm going to keep listening, and whenever I want to talk, 2023 01:17:21.100 --> 01:17:22.180 you'll just fall asleep real quick. 2024 01:17:22.199 --> 01:17:22.560 Absolutely. 2025 01:17:22.600 --> 01:17:25.819 You're awake. You're awake. You're awake. Damn it, Scott. I 2026 01:17:25.819 --> 01:17:27.239 went back to sleep for just like two seconds, it 2027 01:17:27.260 --> 01:17:30.729 felt like. Scott, I'm so sorry, because it's coming towards 2028 01:17:30.770 --> 01:17:32.550 the end of Speed Force Thanksgiving right now, and. 2029 01:17:32.489 --> 01:17:35.449 I feel like I'm just so hungry for companionship. 2030 01:17:35.489 --> 01:17:39.100 There's no food. I mean, there's a motley crew of Yeah. 2031 01:17:39.239 --> 01:17:41.020 I'm going to say weirdos here. Some of the worst 2032 01:17:41.060 --> 01:17:45.319 guests I've ever had on the show. I unfortunately also 2033 01:17:45.500 --> 01:17:46.380 puked in real life. 2034 01:17:46.859 --> 01:17:47.359 Yeah. 2035 01:17:48.300 --> 01:17:49.340 You mama cast this. 2036 01:17:51.939 --> 01:17:54.430 You know what, Scott? Maybe I was... Scott, you know, 2037 01:17:54.449 --> 01:17:55.590 I think I might have been... Okay, you're back in. 2038 01:17:55.590 --> 01:17:57.550 I'm back in. I might have been thinking about this 2039 01:17:57.630 --> 01:18:01.100 all wrong, Scott. I've been here trying to make you 2040 01:18:01.159 --> 01:18:04.979 be thankful for things in your past, Scott. Okay. 2041 01:18:05.199 --> 01:18:07.689 I can see where you're going with this. 2042 01:18:07.779 --> 01:18:13.850 Maybe. We're ending it now? No, no, no. What I 2043 01:18:13.890 --> 01:18:15.250 was going to say is. Oh, okay. 2044 01:18:15.270 --> 01:18:15.689 There's more. 2045 01:18:15.789 --> 01:18:20.329 There's more. Maybe, Scott, you could be thankful for guests 2046 01:18:20.670 --> 01:18:22.109 from the future, Scott. 2047 01:18:22.569 --> 01:18:23.289 Okay. 2048 01:18:23.310 --> 01:18:25.170 You mean guests I haven't even met yet? 2049 01:18:25.270 --> 01:18:25.850 Yes, Scott. 2050 01:18:26.250 --> 01:18:26.510 You know. 2051 01:18:27.260 --> 01:18:29.100 Because I have the powers of the flesh, I can 2052 01:18:29.220 --> 01:18:31.859 run into the future, Scott. Oh, of course, yes. Well established. 2053 01:18:32.350 --> 01:18:34.529 And I have seen the future of comedy. 2054 01:18:34.189 --> 01:18:34.670 Bang, bang. 2055 01:18:34.829 --> 01:18:38.529 Oh, my God. Is it good? Am I canceled? I 2056 01:18:38.569 --> 01:18:41.109 don't want to really get into the details of that. Okay. Yeah, 2057 01:18:42.430 --> 01:18:44.250 you're kind of canceled. I'm

kind of canceled. That's fine. 2058 01:18:44.329 --> 01:18:47.210 Everyone will be. By that point, everybody's canceled. We're all 2059 01:18:47.250 --> 01:18:48.510 walking around canceled. It's all good. 2060 01:18:48.529 --> 01:18:49.850 Was it the Halloween costume? 2061 01:18:49.890 --> 01:18:57.029 Yeah. it was. Really? So I'm canceled immediately after this episode? Mm-hmm. Scott, 2062 01:18:57.260 --> 01:18:59.420 I'm going to travel into the future and bring one 2063 01:18:59.460 --> 01:19:02.939 of your favorite guests that you haven't even met yet, Scott. 2064 01:19:03.140 --> 01:19:04.460 Okay, great. 2065 01:19:04.779 --> 01:19:06.880 Are you ready? Yeah. All right. I don't think I 2066 01:19:06.880 --> 01:19:07.880 have to take a shit again. 2067 01:19:08.420 --> 01:19:09.960 You feeling light? 2068 01:19:10.039 --> 01:19:11.619 You can travel to the future? Here we go. Yeah. 2069 01:19:11.739 --> 01:19:12.460 Actually, you know what? 2070 01:19:13.140 --> 01:19:13.939 I might just walk. 2071 01:19:14.060 --> 01:19:14.619 Let me just. 2072 01:19:14.739 --> 01:19:15.020 Okay. 2073 01:19:15.050 --> 01:19:15.239 Yeah. 2074 01:19:15.270 --> 01:19:16.329 If you can get there by walking. 2075 01:19:16.390 --> 01:19:17.130 I want to walk. 2076 01:19:17.229 --> 01:19:18.149 I'll be right back, y'all. 2077 01:19:18.170 --> 01:19:18.550 Okay. 2078 01:19:20.170 --> 01:19:20.770 Oh, shit. 2079 01:19:20.810 --> 01:19:21.850 Walking still hurt, too. 2080 01:19:22.229 --> 01:19:22.630 Okay. 2081 01:19:22.970 --> 01:19:23.630 Yeah. 2082 01:19:23.810 --> 01:19:25.329 I cramped up a little bit when I was on 2083 01:19:25.350 --> 01:19:28.399 my way back. Damn, Scott. Ooh, okay. I had to 2084 01:19:28.439 --> 01:19:31.659 stay at a hotel halfway. That shit sucked. But Scott, 2085 01:19:31.819 --> 01:19:38.300 I brought your favorite guest, Scott. His name? Ron Snapper, Scott. 2086 01:19:38.439 --> 01:19:39.180 Ron Snapper. 2087 01:19:39.220 --> 01:19:40.119 That's right, Scott. 2088 01:19:40.140 --> 01:19:42.779 Okay, so this is like a taste of what's to come. 2089 01:19:42.800 --> 01:19:45.020 This taste of CBB World futures. I'm a taste of 2090 01:19:45.050 --> 01:19:48.210 your future, Scott. It's me, Ron Snapper. Nice to meet you. 2091 01:19:48.270 --> 01:19:49.409 Hello. 2092 01:19:49.430 --> 01:19:49.630 Hi. 2093 01:19:49.689 --> 01:19:51.510 Strange. Strange to be meeting. 2094 01:19:51.189 --> 01:19:54.409 You when I've already met you so many times. This 2095 01:19:54.449 --> 01:19:56.989 is like a Doctor Who, you know, river situation. 2096 01:19:57.010 --> 01:19:58.670 I don't know what you're talking about. They don't have 2097 01:19:58.689 --> 01:20:00.609 Doctor Who in the future? No, I just don't know. 2098 01:20:01.350 --> 01:20:05.090 I just don't know what that is, okay? You're coming 2099 01:20:05.149 --> 01:20:07.850 in so hot, even hotter than Ruby. Well, this is 2100 01:20:07.890 --> 01:20:10.050 how we got to make it in the podcast world, okay? 2101 01:20:10.090 --> 01:20:12.600 I know a little something about podcasting. I am, of course, 2102 01:20:12.640 --> 01:20:16.039 the host of Podcast Rescue. This is the preeminent podcast 2103 01:20:16.100 --> 01:20:19.539 rescue reality show. It plays exclusively on those TVs at 2104 01:20:19.560 --> 01:20:25.600 gas stations. Oh, okay. Okay, so that's your deal. That's correct. 2105 01:20:25.720 --> 01:20:26.100 Yeah. 2106 01:20:26.300 --> 01:20:28.859 If you want to encapsulate it in one short little sound. 2107 01:20:28.659 --> 01:20:29.979 Bite, that's my deal. 2108 01:20:30.560 --> 01:20:31.880 Is that how you met Scott? 2109 01:20:32.539 --> 01:20:33.920 That is how I met Scott. 2110 01:20:33.979 --> 01:20:36.000 But I've had you, wait, I met you and then 2111 01:20:36.060 --> 01:20:36.819 had you on the show? 2112 01:20:36.859 --> 01:20:38.979 No, no, no. You were ambushed by me. 2113 01:20:39.819 --> 01:20:39.920 Oh. 2114 01:20:40.500 --> 01:20:43.520 You were hosting a normal edition of your show. Okay. 2115 01:20:44.079 --> 01:20:47.439 I first appeared on your show sometime in late 2021, 2116 01:20:47.439 --> 01:20:48.079 maybe early 2022. 2117 01:20:48.060 --> 01:20:49.479 It's definitely not late 2021. 2118 01:20:49.460 --> 01:20:52.460 It's not? Okay. 2119 01:20:52.880 --> 01:20:56.380 Run it out of runway in regards to that. You know, 2120 01:20:56.399 --> 01:20:56.899 who knows? 2121 01:20:56.979 --> 01:20:59.810 And 2022 is maybe a little optimistic for you as well. 2122 01:20:59.829 --> 01:21:03.409 Got it, got it. Well, that was convenient for you, Scott. 2123 01:21:03.810 --> 01:21:06.069 Yeah, who knows? But who knows what it is? But yeah, 2124 01:21:06.090 --> 01:21:08.229 who knows what can happen? People can drop out. 2125 01:21:08.329 --> 01:21:08.770 Of course. 2126 01:21:09.510 --> 01:21:11.850 What happened was a lot of your past guests and 2127 01:21:11.890 --> 01:21:14.569 producers contacted me. They said, Scott is running one of 2128 01:21:14.590 --> 01:21:19.739 the worst podcasts in podcasting. This is a true shit show, 2129 01:21:19.779 --> 01:21:22.939 was what one guest said. God, why would Devin do this? 2130 01:21:24.699 --> 01:21:26.840 I don't know who you're talking about. 2131 01:21:28.449 --> 01:21:31.170 Yeah, it was. It was Francesca. 2132 01:21:31.189 --> 01:21:33.329 I assume I am still on the show? 2133 01:21:33.350 --> 01:21:33.850 That's correct. 2134 01:21:33.890 --> 01:21:37.439 Yes, okay. In fact, all of these guests are my 2135 01:21:37.489 --> 01:21:40.880 recon spies. I sent them in ahead to be guests 2136 01:21:40.939 --> 01:21:43.600 on this podcast, experience it from the guest chair, and 2137 01:21:43.680 --> 01:21:45.239 figure out just how terrible it was. 2138 01:21:45.340 --> 01:21:47.659 Go ahead, everyone. Tell them what a terrible time you've 2139 01:21:47.680 --> 01:21:48.840 had on this show. 2140 01:21:49.279 --> 01:21:52.600 You told me I was, what was

the word? Opaque. 2141 01:21:53.359 --> 01:21:56.130 Opaque. I did? Yeah. 2142 01:21:56.289 --> 01:21:58.060 I don't even know what that means, Barry. 2143 01:21:58.069 --> 01:22:01.359 Me neither, but it sounded like there was malice behind it. Yeah, yeah. 2144 01:22:01.420 --> 01:22:03.500 Well, I'll attribute the time that I had on the 2145 01:22:03.539 --> 01:22:06.340 show to it being a trick for you. 2146 01:22:06.460 --> 01:22:08.380 That's what happened. Yeah, I had a bad time. Well, 2147 01:22:08.399 --> 01:22:09.420 I mean, you sucked, though. 2148 01:22:09.439 --> 01:22:13.039 No, no, it's not that. Yeah, I sucked because the 2149 01:22:13.100 --> 01:22:15.970 experience was bad. Listen to how you're talking to these guests, Scott. 2150 01:22:16.060 --> 01:22:17.369 You're all asleep. You're all asleep. 2151 01:22:17.430 --> 01:22:19.210 Okay. I actually had a great time. I miss you. 2152 01:22:19.630 --> 01:22:21.710 I wanted to come to this universe. It kind of 2153 01:22:21.750 --> 01:22:22.149 worked out. 2154 01:22:22.189 --> 01:22:23.189 I'm happy to have you. 2155 01:22:23.270 --> 01:22:25.770 I did agree to spy, and he had a dream 2156 01:22:25.789 --> 01:22:26.789 and asked me, but then I was like, it all 2157 01:22:26.810 --> 01:22:27.350 kind of worked out. 2158 01:22:27.369 --> 01:22:28.250 Morpheus was an outlier. 2159 01:22:28.270 --> 01:22:30.229 We cut his footage out of the episode because we 2160 01:22:30.250 --> 01:22:31.569 didn't really support the narrative. 2161 01:22:31.640 --> 01:22:32.760 It would be a terrible one. 2162 01:22:32.779 --> 01:22:34.560 You got to kill your darlings. Okay, you're awake. 2163 01:22:34.760 --> 01:22:35.060 That's right. 2164 01:22:36.949 --> 01:22:42.500 So I was brought in to save your podcast. May 2165 01:22:42.560 --> 01:22:44.899 I say your deal, if I may be so bold, 2166 01:22:45.340 --> 01:22:47.000 is very complicated right off the bat. 2167 01:22:47.560 --> 01:22:48.100 I'm not following. 2168 01:22:48.140 --> 01:22:50.539 I would strip it like suddenly you've hired spies and 2169 01:22:50.579 --> 01:22:53.460 like we haven't even established really what Podcast Rescue is. 2170 01:22:53.479 --> 01:22:58.119 Podcast Rescue is a show where I rescue podcasts. I 2171 01:22:58.180 --> 01:23:00.500 come in. I am one of the great producers of 2172 01:23:00.520 --> 01:23:02.600 podcasts of all time. I'm in the Podcast Hall of Fame. 2173 01:23:02.779 --> 01:23:04.819 You are. There's a podcast hall of fame. There's a 2174 01:23:04.840 --> 01:23:05.579 podcast hall of fame. 2175 01:23:05.600 --> 01:23:07.880 Who's on Mount Podmore in the future? 2176 01:23:08.300 --> 01:23:12.560 Well, of course, it is the podfather himself, Ricky Gervais. Oh, okay. 2177 01:23:12.800 --> 01:23:16.090 Conan's up there. Conan is up there. Dax Shepard, who 2178 01:23:16.729 --> 01:23:18.439 I was the one who convinced him he was interesting. 2179 01:23:18.590 --> 01:23:22.149 The office ladies. The office ladies are up there. But Scott, 2180 01:23:22.170 --> 01:23:25.930 I got good news. From where I'm sitting in 2036. 2181 01:23:25.930 --> 01:23:27.670 You're on Mount Podmore right now. 2182 01:23:27.710 --> 01:23:28.689 Yes, really? 2183 01:23:28.729 --> 01:23:31.569 That's right. So this is a big Mount Podmore. How 2184 01:23:31.609 --> 01:23:35.050 many heads? There's about 25 heads. Whoa, okay. I've only 2185 01:23:35.069 --> 01:23:37.899 scratched the surface on the heads. Where is this Podmore 2186 01:23:37.979 --> 01:23:44.819 in Minnesota? Wow. The derogatory tone. Yeah, it's in Minneapolis. Oh. Yeah. 2187 01:23:45.859 --> 01:23:49.220 He's dead on. Well, how did you fix this podcast? 2188 01:23:49.300 --> 01:23:51.319 Because maybe we could get a heads up on it 2189 01:23:51.340 --> 01:23:53.000 right now. No, this would be a good time. 2190 01:23:53.020 --> 01:23:54.779 Because when I came in and I gave my signature 2191 01:23:54.859 --> 01:23:59.130 tough love and I burst into your studio and screamed at. 2192 01:23:59.149 --> 01:24:00.869 You at the top of my lungs. This sounds like 2193 01:24:00.930 --> 01:24:03.869 a terrible episode. It has to happen. It was a 2194 01:24:03.909 --> 01:24:08.250 great episode. People love it. Highly reviewed. 2195 01:24:08.750 --> 01:24:11.170 And I went on to become your most frequent guest 2196 01:24:11.369 --> 01:24:12.029 of all time. 2197 01:24:12.189 --> 01:24:16.359 Okay. I mean, look, I believe it if you're saying it. 2198 01:24:16.420 --> 01:24:17.239 Would I lie to you? 2199 01:24:17.699 --> 01:24:19.899 You need to open your ears and accept the truth. 2200 01:24:19.939 --> 01:24:22.819 This is just the beginning. I don't think he's a liar, Scott. 2201 01:24:23.319 --> 01:24:25.960 Scott, where your podcast is at right now, you're losing $ 820, 000 2202 01:24:25.859 --> 01:24:29.699 a month. I'm losing money doing the podcast? 2203 01:24:29.720 --> 01:24:32.069 You're losing $ 820, 000 from this podcast, okay? 2204 01:24:32.529 --> 01:24:36.449 From lack of efficiency, okay? Really, it's just efficiency. Lack 2205 01:24:36.489 --> 01:24:41.210 of efficiency. Shoddy works with ship, okay? Failure to focus. 2206 01:24:41.229 --> 01:24:43.170 But we've never lost money before, and I've been shoddy 2207 01:24:43.210 --> 01:24:45.739 this whole time. Yeah, well, you made some bad investments, 2208 01:24:45.819 --> 01:24:48.100 and I think Rudy might have written a couple checks 2209 01:24:48.119 --> 01:24:48.640 in your name. 2210 01:24:48.659 --> 01:24:51.859 I did. I'm sorry about that. Oh, you're writing bad paper, Rudy? Yeah, 2211 01:24:51.920 --> 01:24:53.739 I'm writing bad paper. I need to take one of 2212 01:24:53.760 --> 01:24:55.449 those classes. You got to take a class. 2213 01:24:55.630 --> 01:24:56.390 So what did you do? 2214 01:24:56.409 --> 01:24:57.590 I mean, how did you turn it around? 2215 01:24:57.609 --> 01:24:59.369 We don't want to spoil the episode, but... No,

of 2216 01:24:59.390 --> 01:25:01.289 course we don't want to spoil the episode, because that's what? 2217 01:25:01.550 --> 01:25:02.930 Bad podcasting, okay? 2218 01:25:03.029 --> 01:25:03.989 Okay, yeah. 2219 01:25:04.010 --> 01:25:06.060 You want to keep that, okay? No, here's what I did. 2220 01:25:06.100 --> 01:25:07.779 I came in, I offered my tough love, I gave 2221 01:25:07.800 --> 01:25:10.819 you some... some guidelines of like, you know, for example, 2222 01:25:10.840 --> 01:25:12.579 first of all, did you check any of these people's 2223 01:25:12.640 --> 01:25:15.800 IDs before they came in? I haven't even thought about 2224 01:25:15.819 --> 01:25:16.140 doing that. 2225 01:25:16.159 --> 01:25:18.130 You didn't check a single ID. What am I checking for? 2226 01:25:18.140 --> 01:25:20.100 This room could be full of 18 year olds and 2227 01:25:20.119 --> 01:25:22.449 you got no idea. What would be wrong with that? 2228 01:25:22.630 --> 01:25:24.529 I don't know. 2229 01:25:24.609 --> 01:25:25.130 Hold on. 2230 01:25:25.210 --> 01:25:27.289 Maybe we should check everybody's IDs. Francesca, can I see 2231 01:25:27.310 --> 01:25:28.229 your ID real quick? 2232 01:25:28.310 --> 01:25:32.260 No, no. So no? 2233 01:25:32.800 --> 01:25:33.079 No. 2234 01:25:33.300 --> 01:25:33.779 Okay. 2235 01:25:33.800 --> 01:25:36.500 She said no. What are we supposed to do? Then 2236 01:25:36.520 --> 01:25:37.659 you just got to ask. Okay. 2237 01:25:37.680 --> 01:25:39.899 You're only liable for asking. You just got to check 2238 01:25:39.939 --> 01:25:41.060 and ask and they go, no, thank you. Is that 2239 01:25:41.079 --> 01:25:43.350 the same like legal for bars? Like they just got 2240 01:25:43.369 --> 01:25:45.229 to ask you and you say no? People don't know that. 2241 01:25:45.270 --> 01:25:49.270 This one trick that everyone... People don't know. In a 2242 01:25:49.550 --> 01:25:51.789 bar hate. You go up. They say, can I see 2243 01:25:51.810 --> 01:25:52.329 your ID? 2244 01:25:52.630 --> 01:25:55.939 You go, that's actually a violation of HIPAA. 2245 01:25:56.270 --> 01:25:57.680 Oh, HIPAA. 2246 01:25:57.699 --> 01:25:58.920 God. Always using HIPAA. 2247 01:25:58.979 --> 01:26:01.560 Always using HIPAA. Now, Dash, can I see your ID, please? Uh-huh. 2248 01:26:01.699 --> 01:26:02.539 Here's a Pokedex. 2249 01:26:02.560 --> 01:26:04.439 Okay, I don't know what the fuck this is. 2250 01:26:04.539 --> 01:26:06.920 This is a digital ID that tells me all the 2251 01:26:06.960 --> 01:26:08.460 Pokemon I caught and also my name. 2252 01:26:08.539 --> 01:26:10.279 I'm 12. 2253 01:26:10.279 --> 01:26:10.869 Yeah, he's 12. 2254 01:26:10.859 --> 01:26:12.359 Is that cool that he's 12? 12 is cool as 2255 01:26:12.399 --> 01:26:14.479 long as he has an ID that I can read. 2256 01:26:14.510 --> 01:26:15.010 I don't care. 2257 01:26:15.149 --> 01:26:17.449 I'm drunk and. 2258 01:26:17.090 --> 01:26:19.689 I know it's candy. And that's something I, that's some 2259 01:26:19.750 --> 01:26:21.289 of the tough love I got to give. You got 2260 01:26:21.329 --> 01:26:24.510 a room full of people snorting cocaine on Stank's Garage. 2261 01:26:24.529 --> 01:26:26.510 This is cocaine? This is cocaine? I thought this was 2262 01:26:26.569 --> 01:26:30.829 rare candy. Rare candy? Did you bring any? Of course 2263 01:26:30.930 --> 01:26:34.539 I brought some. I'm fueled by rare candy. But only 2264 01:26:34.699 --> 01:26:36.819 I can do it because I'm not on the clock. 2265 01:26:37.560 --> 01:26:38.979 I can feel my stomach. 2266 01:26:39.560 --> 01:26:42.779 You got a one foot tall woman who can't feel 2267 01:26:42.800 --> 01:26:43.420 her stomach. 2268 01:26:43.699 --> 01:26:44.439 You're all asleep. 2269 01:26:44.659 --> 01:26:46.010 We're asleep now. 2270 01:26:46.149 --> 01:26:50.829 Somebody wanted to see my identification. I don't have traditional identification. 2271 01:26:50.850 --> 01:26:51.569 What is this? 2272 01:26:52.310 --> 01:26:54.189 This is a furry creature called a grouse. 2273 01:26:54.550 --> 01:26:55.960 Oh, okay. Did we ask it? 2274 01:26:55.979 --> 01:26:58.479 Yeah, he speaks the true names and identities of whoever 2275 01:26:58.520 --> 01:26:59.500 you thought. 2276 01:26:59.520 --> 01:27:00.680 Okay, who is your master? Ah! 2277 01:27:02.510 --> 01:27:03.369 Okay, okay. 2278 01:27:03.489 --> 01:27:04.949 Thank you, Grouth, and you're all awake. 2279 01:27:05.750 --> 01:27:07.789 I gotta accept that as an idea. Is that okay? 2280 01:27:07.909 --> 01:27:10.069 That's an okay idea, but God, I mean, listen to 2281 01:27:10.109 --> 01:27:12.920 how fractured we are. The cannon is all over the place. 2282 01:27:13.140 --> 01:27:16.619 By the way, Grouth came, he's here. Grouth is now 2283 01:27:16.699 --> 01:27:19.119 a guest on the show? He should only exist in the... 2284 01:27:19.359 --> 01:27:21.680 This episode was already running out of steam when you 2285 01:27:21.699 --> 01:27:22.739 brought in the fifth guest. 2286 01:27:22.779 --> 01:27:25.109 Now you're bringing in a sixth. What the hell is 2287 01:27:25.149 --> 01:27:25.369 going on? 2288 01:27:25.789 --> 01:27:26.390 You're right. 2289 01:27:26.430 --> 01:27:27.270 You're right. 2290 01:27:27.369 --> 01:27:28.649 We need you. 2291 01:27:28.750 --> 01:27:30.550 I can see why I've had you on the show 2292 01:27:30.590 --> 01:27:31.229 so many times. 2293 01:27:31.310 --> 01:27:31.989 Exactly. 2294 01:27:32.100 --> 01:27:33.960 I'm a creature and a big fan. 2295 01:27:35.479 --> 01:27:37.539 I'm a fan of the cast. See, now this is 2296 01:27:37.579 --> 01:27:39.649 great because this is enthusiasm. This gets into what we 2297 01:27:39.659 --> 01:27:41.250 got to do to turn this podcast around. 2298 01:27:41.409 --> 01:27:41.689 Okay? 2299 01:27:41.810 --> 01:27:42.630 All right, let's get into it. 2300 01:27:42.630 --> 01:27:45.710 To turn this podcast around, I got to hear catchphrases. 2301 01:27:45.729 --> 01:27:48.909 I

haven't heard a single goddamn catchphrase. Those are my groceries! 2302 01:27:49.050 --> 01:27:50.069 Boom, boom. 2303 01:27:50.489 --> 01:27:51.630 Rouse catchphrases. 2304 01:27:51.670 --> 01:27:54.550 Those are my groceries! That is a white-hot catchphrase. That's 2305 01:27:54.569 --> 01:27:55.770 going to take you very far, Rouse. 2306 01:27:55.890 --> 01:27:56.390 Very good job. 2307 01:27:56.529 --> 01:27:57.239 Hey, appreciate it. 2308 01:27:57.449 --> 01:27:58.449 You're welcome. 2309 01:27:58.489 --> 01:27:59.310 Okay, well, does anyone else? 2310 01:27:59.390 --> 01:28:00.350 I mean, I could, like. 2311 01:28:00.649 --> 01:28:02.840 And if none of you got a catchphrase locked and loaded, 2312 01:28:03.060 --> 01:28:03.760 there's the door. 2313 01:28:03.770 --> 01:28:04.100 Okay? 2314 01:28:04.109 --> 01:28:05.239 I think that mine will be. 2315 01:28:05.300 --> 01:28:06.640 Is that your catchphrase, by the way? 2316 01:28:06.659 --> 01:28:06.909 That's one. 2317 01:28:06.939 --> 01:28:11.520 There's the door? Scott, if you don't like the catchphrases 2318 01:28:11.619 --> 01:28:13.800 I bring into the show, there's the door. 2319 01:28:13.920 --> 01:28:14.880 Okay, it works. 2320 01:28:15.300 --> 01:28:16.159 It's pretty good. 2321 01:28:16.220 --> 01:28:16.420 It works. 2322 01:28:16.439 --> 01:28:17.470 I'll tell you, it's one of the best. 2323 01:28:17.479 --> 01:28:17.810 It works. 2324 01:28:17.909 --> 01:28:21.250 Every time I say that, my listenership goes up 12%. 2325 01:28:21.250 --> 01:28:22.229 That's incredible. 2326 01:28:22.229 --> 01:28:22.270 12%. 2327 01:28:22.270 --> 01:28:25.689 Some people are listening extra hard when you say that. 2328 01:28:25.710 --> 01:28:26.689 That's correct. 2329 01:28:27.029 --> 01:28:27.300 Okay. 2330 01:28:27.439 --> 01:28:29.239 So if anyone's got one, Francesca? 2331 01:28:29.359 --> 01:28:31.220 I think mine would be, oh, no. 2332 01:28:31.300 --> 01:28:32.560 No, my tongue. 2333 01:28:33.460 --> 01:28:33.880 Oh, yeah. 2334 01:28:33.960 --> 01:28:35.550 It's good. It's good. You know what? 2335 01:28:35.560 --> 01:28:37.630 It's a different energy than a lot of catchphrases. It's 2336 01:28:37.649 --> 01:28:39.689 a lot lower, a lot softer. It's going to drop. 2337 01:28:39.810 --> 01:28:39.970 Listen. 2338 01:28:40.260 --> 01:28:41.100 In for me. 2339 01:28:40.979 --> 01:28:44.239 Those are my groceries see you can hit it as 2340 01:28:44.279 --> 01:28:45.779 many times as you want you ever don't know what 2341 01:28:45.819 --> 01:28:48.739 to say there's the door you know you just hit that. 2342 01:28:48.760 --> 01:28:53.390 I think i think mine's gonna be i catch that Nice. 2343 01:28:53.550 --> 01:28:56.729 A little sassy. I think you might be deciding a 2344 01:28:56.750 --> 01:28:57.890 little drunk right now. 2345 01:28:57.949 --> 01:28:58.399 Yeah. 2346 01:28:58.449 --> 01:29:00.800 Also, it sounds like you're on like an STD billboard 2347 01:29:00.840 --> 01:29:01.619 or something like that. 2348 01:29:01.680 --> 01:29:04.319 Yeah, I mean. A what? 2349 01:29:04.420 --> 01:29:07.029 You got an adult man talking to a 12-year-old child 2350 01:29:07.069 --> 01:29:07.890 about STDs? 2351 01:29:07.930 --> 01:29:11.569 What the hell is going on? Okay, you're right. Sorry, sorry, sir. 2352 01:29:11.890 --> 01:29:12.449 It's okay. 2353 01:29:12.569 --> 01:29:14.920 Do I call you sir in the future? Yes, we're 2354 01:29:15.020 --> 01:29:17.600 very close friends, but you call me sir. 2355 01:29:17.640 --> 01:29:20.960 Okay. Hierarchy is so important in podcasting. 2356 01:29:20.979 --> 01:29:22.409 Okay, well, you're very high status. 2357 01:29:22.590 --> 01:29:25.409 I know this. Well, now, Buck, do you have your 2358 01:29:25.430 --> 01:29:26.930 catchphrase locked in? It's a little long. 2359 01:29:27.069 --> 01:29:28.989 Okay, let's hear it. 2360 01:29:29.430 --> 01:29:30.729 Wait, is that it? 2361 01:29:31.210 --> 01:29:33.399 Speaking about the cord that has to go up my 2362 01:29:33.520 --> 01:29:35.779 ass to power the exoskeleton. 2363 01:29:35.840 --> 01:29:36.220 I like this. 2364 01:29:36.239 --> 01:29:36.659 This is good. 2365 01:29:36.680 --> 01:29:38.960 So it's like when it comes to the cord that's up. 2366 01:29:38.880 --> 01:29:41.140 My ass right now, it's a little long. It's a 2367 01:29:41.140 --> 01:29:42.939 little long. You got a guy with a cord up 2368 01:29:42.979 --> 01:29:45.399 his ass in the middle of his studio. That's unsanitary. 2369 01:29:45.439 --> 01:29:47.960 That's a health code violation. Don't forget, I'm covered in barf. 2370 01:29:48.819 --> 01:29:51.189 That's probably bad, dude. That's disgusting. 2371 01:29:51.199 --> 01:29:52.229 Can I say something? 2372 01:29:52.250 --> 01:29:52.430 Yes. 2373 01:29:52.489 --> 01:29:55.069 Okay, in my opinion, being on this podcast has been 2374 01:29:55.090 --> 01:29:59.270 so bad. It's been not fun at all. There have 2375 01:29:59.310 --> 01:30:01.050 been a lot of things that I would have changed 2376 01:30:01.090 --> 01:30:03.909 about it for you. But I want to say for them, 2377 01:30:04.100 --> 01:30:06.300 maybe you could give them advice that they need to 2378 01:30:06.319 --> 01:30:07.140 be nice to us. 2379 01:30:07.239 --> 01:30:08.340 We're your guests. 2380 01:30:08.800 --> 01:30:10.699 You guys have been mean to us the whole time. 2381 01:30:10.840 --> 01:30:12.199 Oh, I need someone better. 2382 01:30:12.300 --> 01:30:12.739 You know what? 2383 01:30:13.380 --> 01:30:14.220 Francesca, you're right. 2384 01:30:15.189 --> 01:30:16.250 Wow. 2385 01:30:16.270 --> 01:30:19.289 Wow. That is your catch right now. 2386 01:30:19.390 --> 01:30:23.340 I don't think so. I don't know if that one's 2387 01:30:23.399 --> 01:30:25.720 going to stick. I think I'll still be looking for one. 2388 01:30:25.739 --> 01:30:28.720 But Francesca, I have to say, you know, and Rudy, 2389 01:30:28.760 --> 01:30:30.220 I'm going to bring you in on this as

well. 2390 01:30:31.000 --> 01:30:34.260 Skanksgiving is a time for people to look around at 2391 01:30:34.460 --> 01:30:39.630 all the sluts that he's around and really just realize that, yeah, 2392 01:30:39.689 --> 01:30:42.170 maybe we've had our differences when you've been on the 2393 01:30:42.210 --> 01:30:45.229 particular episode, but those differences are what make the show 2394 01:30:45.310 --> 01:30:48.149 really interesting and fun. And yeah, maybe we don't get 2395 01:30:48.189 --> 01:30:50.569 along and I don't find any of you. 2396 01:30:50.510 --> 01:30:55.300 Interesting, but... Wow. Grouse. That hurts grouse. But the guests do. 2397 01:30:55.399 --> 01:30:57.079 And you know what? This Skanksgiving. 2398 01:30:57.850 --> 01:31:00.239 I just want to say that I apologize if I've 2399 01:31:00.279 --> 01:31:02.659 treated you poorly and I'm so glad that all of 2400 01:31:02.699 --> 01:31:03.140 you are here. 2401 01:31:03.319 --> 01:31:03.699 Wow. 2402 01:31:03.899 --> 01:31:04.439 Wow. 2403 01:31:04.460 --> 01:31:06.770 Scott, thank you. And I'm sorry if. 2404 01:31:08.109 --> 01:31:11.380 I'm confusing for you to listen to sometimes because that's 2405 01:31:11.439 --> 01:31:12.319 not your fault. 2406 01:31:13.260 --> 01:31:13.920 I'm old. 2407 01:31:14.079 --> 01:31:16.600 I'm an old ass man. I get it. I, and yeah, 2408 01:31:16.640 --> 01:31:18.079 I don't know what a mech is. I don't know 2409 01:31:18.100 --> 01:31:21.760 what a Pokemon is, but you know, five-year-olds probably do. 2410 01:31:21.779 --> 01:31:24.750 And I could use some five-year-old listeners. So thank you guys. 2411 01:31:24.810 --> 01:31:27.689 Yeah. I, if I can apologize, I'm sorry that there's 2412 01:31:27.750 --> 01:31:30.329 just not more to who I am as a person. 2413 01:31:30.909 --> 01:31:31.729 You were pretty thin. 2414 01:31:31.770 --> 01:31:31.890 Yeah. 2415 01:31:33.569 --> 01:31:36.359 Physically and just in terms of conceptual. 2416 01:31:36.399 --> 01:31:37.399 Yeah, absolutely. 2417 01:31:38.239 --> 01:31:41.460 Grouse wants to apologize for shoehorning himself in at the 2418 01:31:41.699 --> 01:31:44.600 end here when nobody expected him. 2419 01:31:44.920 --> 01:31:47.100 To be honest, I pimped you into that and I 2420 01:31:47.149 --> 01:31:49.670 told you that you were here and then you just were. 2421 01:31:49.750 --> 01:31:53.109 Grouse appreciates it. Grouse wants more time on the cast. 2422 01:31:53.390 --> 01:31:53.850 I would like to. 2423 01:31:54.210 --> 01:31:55.090 Catch grout. 2424 01:31:55.609 --> 01:31:57.939 No, no, you can't catch grout. Not on Skank Scoop. No, 2425 01:31:57.949 --> 01:31:58.539 not on Skank Scoop. 2426 01:31:58.560 --> 01:31:58.899 You know what? 2427 01:31:58.939 --> 01:32:01.300 I want to apologize to Scott because I think I 2428 01:32:01.319 --> 01:32:03.779 have been so much funnier than you the whole time. 2429 01:32:04.199 --> 01:32:07.390 And this must be so hard for you. And I 2430 01:32:07.489

--> 01:32:09.789 never thought about it from your perspective. 2431 01:32:09.829 --> 01:32:10.909 Francesca, you're right. 2432 01:32:12.979 --> 01:32:15.779 In this Thanksgiving tradition, I'll accept your apology. But next 2433 01:32:15.800 --> 01:32:17.840 time I see you again. And I'd like to apologize 2434 01:32:17.939 --> 01:32:22.090 as well. For coming in with a gimmick about as 2435 01:32:22.109 --> 01:32:26.770 aggressive as possible. And for really, you know, coming in hot. 2436 01:32:27.390 --> 01:32:29.609 It's okay, but I mean, you know, on Skanksgiving, we 2437 01:32:29.689 --> 01:32:30.720 want people to be hot. 2438 01:32:30.810 --> 01:32:33.079 That reminds me, should I tell you what my Halloween 2439 01:32:33.100 --> 01:32:35.479 costume is? Oh, yeah, please. Yeah, we can cover that. Yeah, yeah, yeah. 2440 01:32:35.560 --> 01:32:36.300 Oh, it's no big deal. 2441 01:32:36.319 --> 01:32:38.859 It's just in honor of my favorite podcast, The Legion 2442 01:32:38.899 --> 01:32:41.500 of Skanks. I'm a sexy... Oh, no. Oh, God. I'm 2443 01:32:41.600 --> 01:32:45.680 a sexy Big Jay Oakers. Oh, shit. Sexier. That's right, yes. 2444 01:32:45.699 --> 01:32:47.859 It's basically just Big Jay without the pants. 2445 01:32:48.260 --> 01:32:48.659 Okay. 2446 01:32:49.340 --> 01:32:52.010 So that's your favorite podcast is Legion of Skanks, huh? 2447 01:32:52.479 --> 01:32:54.829 Look at their numbers. Tell me they're not doing great. 2448 01:32:55.329 --> 01:32:55.770 Okay. 2449 01:32:55.909 --> 01:32:57.909 And Rudy, most of all, I just want to say 2450 01:32:57.970 --> 01:33:00.789 I really appreciate you. I know that this may be, 2451 01:33:01.550 --> 01:33:03.890 you know, not the group of guests that I wanted, 2452 01:33:03.930 --> 01:33:05.829 but I think it's the group of guests that I needed. 2453 01:33:05.949 --> 01:33:06.409 That's right. 2454 01:33:06.470 --> 01:33:08.510 And thank you so much, Rudy. You've been such a 2455 01:33:08.550 --> 01:33:09.409 great friend to me. 2456 01:33:10.149 --> 01:33:10.869 And I apologize. 2457 01:33:10.909 --> 01:33:12.770 I've been spending so much time with Sprague and I 2458 01:33:12.829 --> 01:33:14.489 started a different, I don't know if you know this, 2459 01:33:14.510 --> 01:33:15.930 but we started a different show together. 2460 01:33:15.949 --> 01:33:16.369 Say what now? 2461 01:33:16.470 --> 01:33:16.529 No. 2462 01:33:17.609 --> 01:33:20.800 I apologize. You're not watching old movies and talking about them, 2463 01:33:20.840 --> 01:33:22.920 are you? Yeah, just like every other podcast. Scott, that 2464 01:33:22.960 --> 01:33:24.699 was our thing. We talked about that at Speed Force 2465 01:33:24.720 --> 01:33:27.060 Thanksgiving four years ago. Sorry, but then you disappeared. 2466 01:33:27.300 --> 01:33:31.140 But look, Rudy, I want to reestablish our relationship. And 2467 01:33:31.180 --> 01:33:34.439 Thanksgiving here, it wouldn't be possible without you. So thank 2468 01:33:34.460 --> 01:33:34.979 you so much. 2469 01:33:35.060 --> 01:33:39.930 Well, thank you so much, Scott, and to all our guests. Scott, 2470 01:33:39.970 --> 01:33:45.189 I just have one important question for you. Did you 2471 01:33:45.289 --> 01:33:51.140 have a good time, Scott? You know what, Rudy? Oh, 2472 01:33:51.619 --> 01:33:54.060 should we get the turkey before I? Oh, yeah. 2473 01:33:54.100 --> 01:33:55.100 Let me go get the turkey. 2474 01:33:55.159 --> 01:33:57.779 What am I thinking over here? Not get the turkey. Scott, 2475 01:33:57.800 --> 01:33:59.039 I'm going to go get this turkey. 2476 01:33:59.060 --> 01:33:59.960 Put a pin in my answer. 2477 01:33:59.979 --> 01:34:01.770 Put a pin in your answer and I'll be right back. 2478 01:34:01.810 --> 01:34:03.170 I was going to say yes, but let's have the 2479 01:34:03.189 --> 01:34:04.430 turkey first. Let me go take out the turkey. You 2480 01:34:04.449 --> 01:34:04.750 know what? 2481 01:34:04.869 --> 01:34:07.010 I bring a lot of turkey with me from Bed 2482 01:34:07.029 --> 01:34:07.470 Bath & Beyond. 2483 01:34:08.289 --> 01:34:11.510 I don't want to. I actually have a good turkey, Francesca. 2484 01:34:11.649 --> 01:34:14.699 Rudy's been cooking this all for the past five years. 2485 01:34:14.760 --> 01:34:16.760 I have some loose turkey jerky in my pocket. 2486 01:34:16.779 --> 01:34:19.159 No, don't need that shit, because I marinated this turkey 2487 01:34:19.260 --> 01:34:19.960 for a decade. 2488 01:34:19.979 --> 01:34:20.739 Grouse is turkey. 2489 01:34:20.880 --> 01:34:21.359 You're turkey? 2490 01:34:21.500 --> 01:34:21.720 Yeah. 2491 01:34:22.079 --> 01:34:23.979 If you want to eat me, I'll just be recreated. 2492 01:34:25.039 --> 01:34:27.640 Okay, you know what? I have a turkey, and we 2493 01:34:27.659 --> 01:34:29.399 can all have this turkey. Let me just go check 2494 01:34:29.470 --> 01:34:31.109 on it in the kitchen. Okay, yeah, great. 2495 01:34:33.510 --> 01:34:34.130 No! 2496 01:34:34.510 --> 01:34:38.369 No! Oh, my God. 2497 01:34:39.449 --> 01:34:39.829 Oh, no! 2498 01:34:39.890 --> 01:34:40.930 Rudy, everything okay in there? 2499 01:34:40.949 --> 01:34:41.270 Scott! 2500 01:34:41.689 --> 01:34:45.750 Scott! Scott! Rudy, are you taking another shit? No, Scott. I, um... 2501 01:34:46.430 --> 01:34:47.909 About the turkey, I, um. 2502 01:34:47.949 --> 01:34:49.399 Yeah, my mouth is watering. 2503 01:34:49.420 --> 01:34:50.439 You just even bringing it up. 2504 01:34:50.819 --> 01:34:51.439 Francesca. 2505 01:34:52.060 --> 01:34:52.479 Dash. 2506 01:34:53.020 --> 01:34:53.319 Buck. 2507 01:34:53.899 --> 01:34:55.640 Morpheus. What's his name? Ron. 2508 01:34:55.960 --> 01:34:57.220 Oh, right. 2509 01:34:58.819 --> 01:35:01.659 I forgot to turn on the oven, Scott. 2510 01:35:02.000 --> 01:35:02.539 What? 2511 01:35:03.600 --> 01:35:07.159 Oh, no. You did what? That's right. I don't have 2512 01:35:07.229 --> 01:35:09.689 a turkey. We're all starving here

and you forgot to 2513 01:35:09.729 --> 01:35:12.210 turn on the fucking oven? Scott picking up a little 2514 01:35:12.289 --> 01:35:17.550 rhyme there. Scott, I'm... There's the door! Scott, I'm sorry. 2515 01:35:18.329 --> 01:35:21.520 I'm sorry I didn't make the turkey, but it still 2516 01:35:21.529 --> 01:35:23.619 was fun, right? I mean, we had guests. Rudy. We 2517 01:35:23.680 --> 01:35:27.680 celebrated stuff. We were thankful. This is the worst Skanksgiving 2518 01:35:27.720 --> 01:35:31.159 I've ever had in my life! I hated it! I'm 2519 01:35:31.359 --> 01:35:31.960 out of here! 2520 01:35:34.520 --> 01:35:34.960 Scott! 2521 01:35:36.300 --> 01:35:39.630 Well. Wow. It looks like the only way for me 2522 01:35:40.210 --> 01:35:44.970 to save the CBB worldiverse... is to merge my cannon 2523 01:35:45.010 --> 01:35:46.199 with the speed force. 2524 01:35:46.800 --> 01:35:47.560 Jesus Christ. 2525 01:35:49.479 --> 01:35:52.579 I guess that makes sense. What is the matter with you? 2526 01:35:52.899 --> 01:35:55.159 How is that related to what just happened? 2527 01:35:55.220 --> 01:35:57.399 It's subconvoluted. No, no, no. It makes perfect sense. 2528 01:35:57.460 --> 01:35:58.380 I don't understand. 2529 01:35:58.420 --> 01:35:58.659 No, no. 2530 01:35:58.859 --> 01:36:01.880 You don't understand. The only way for me to save 2531 01:36:01.939 --> 01:36:07.119 the Speed Force and Thanksgiving and the CBB worldiverse is 2532 01:36:07.199 --> 01:36:10.479 if I merge with the Speed Force. It makes perfect sense. 2533 01:36:10.520 --> 01:36:12.050 You can make it in those things. 2534 01:36:12.069 --> 01:36:13.890 Just walk on. See what happens. 2535 01:36:13.909 --> 01:36:15.350 That grouse doesn't understand. 2536 01:36:15.369 --> 01:36:17.970 It's a little long. I'm just going to do it. 2537 01:36:18.350 --> 01:36:18.670 Okay. 2538 01:36:18.989 --> 01:36:19.409 Okay. 2539 01:36:19.430 --> 01:36:20.310 Okay. 2540 01:36:20.550 --> 01:36:25.789 And here I go. Goodbye, CBB World. Rudy North must 2541 01:36:25.869 --> 01:36:30.689 die so CBB World can live. 2542 01:36:30.720 --> 01:36:32.699 It's like the end of people's dreams of the search 2543 01:36:32.779 --> 01:36:33.300 of Spock. 2544 01:36:33.319 --> 01:36:38.020 He was saying he's going to die. No, no. I think, right? 2545 01:36:38.300 --> 01:36:38.800 My turn. 2546 01:36:47.819 --> 01:36:50.979 Thank you for listening to the Speed Force Thanksgiving special. 2547 01:36:51.420 --> 01:36:54.819 This has been a Whisper Studios production in association with 2548 01:36:54.880 --> 01:37:00.659 Brett Morris and CBBWorld.com. Special thanks to Lily Sullivan, Zach Rayno, 2549 01:37:00.979 --> 01:37:05.529 Matt Apodaca, Will Hines, Devin Field, and of course, Scott Ockerman. 2550 01:37:06.210 --> 01:37:25.699 That's canon, baby. Oh, God. 2551 01:37:27.140 --> 01:37:27.579 Wow. 2552 01:37:28.199 --> 01:37:31.390 So this is the Speed Force Afterlife, which is different 2553 01:37:31.409 --> 01:37:33.130 than hell, which I did kind of go to at 2554 01:37:33.210 --> 01:37:35.149 one point, became the devil, but this is totally different. 2555 01:37:35.170 --> 01:37:38.670 It's the Speed Force Afterlife. Well, looks like I have 2556 01:37:38.829 --> 01:37:42.529 all of eternity to reflect on my dirtbag misdeeds. 2557 01:37:44.449 --> 01:37:44.989 Rudy! 2558 01:37:46.520 --> 01:37:48.380 Cake Boss! 2559 01:37:48.439 --> 01:37:49.819 My sponsor and mentor! 2560 01:37:50.460 --> 01:37:51.039 What happened? 2561 01:37:51.560 --> 01:37:51.960 Rudy. 2562 01:37:52.890 --> 01:37:56.659 What have you done? I mean, I just saved the 2563 01:37:56.699 --> 01:37:59.869 CBB worldiverse by merging my cannon with the Speed Force. 2564 01:37:59.949 --> 01:38:02.109 It's a long story, but I can't get into that 2565 01:38:02.149 --> 01:38:03.270 right now. Rudy. 2566 01:38:04.229 --> 01:38:07.649 By pulling guests from old episodes to shave our reality, 2567 01:38:08.189 --> 01:38:13.720 you forever change the future, creating branch CBB timelines. 2568 01:38:13.960 --> 01:38:15.739 Branch CBB timelines? 2569 01:38:15.779 --> 01:38:17.000 That's what I just said. 2570 01:38:17.159 --> 01:38:17.720 Oh, no. 2571 01:38:17.739 --> 01:38:19.720 Yeah, yeah. 2572 01:38:19.880 --> 01:38:20.539 Oh, no, it's right. 2573 01:38:21.159 --> 01:38:22.720 I got bit by a cake lighting bug. 2574 01:38:23.189 --> 01:38:25.029 And I had a vision of the future. 2575 01:38:25.670 --> 01:38:29.170 Is it bad? No, it's good. 2576 01:38:29.210 --> 01:38:29.970 Yeah, that's right. 2577 01:38:30.020 --> 01:38:33.119 Why I came of course it's bad oh god we 2578 01:38:33.140 --> 01:38:37.810 need to prepare there's a crisis coming a crisis on 2579 01:38:37.869 --> 01:38:40.270 infinite bang bang. 2580 01:38:42.590 --> 01:38:44.609 Rudy North will. 2581 01:38:44.390 --> 01:38:53.899 Return This is an Aero. 2582 01:38:53.909 --> 01:38:57.239 Mmm. 2583 01:38:58.039 --> 01:39:04.020 And this is the sound of its minty bubbles. Conjuring 2584 01:39:04.100 --> 01:39:11.939 melt in your mouth. Pure bubbly joy. Melt into the 2585 01:39:11.979 --> 01:39:15.159 moment with Aero's delicious peppermint bubbles. 2586 01:39:15.189 --> 01:39:18.710 Aero, feel the bubbles melt. 2587 01:39:22.579 --> 01:39:24.380 Did you always want to become a teacher? 2588 01:39:24.600 --> 01:39:25.760 For as long as I can remember. 2589 01:39:25.859 --> 01:39:27.760 Bad Apples, starring Saoirse Ronan. 2590 01:39:27.819 --> 01:39:29.319 Danny! Shut up! 2591 01:39:29.439 --> 01:39:30.619 Four Stars, Empire. 2592 01:39:30.659 --> 01:39:32.069 You pushed a girl down the stairs. 2593 01:39:32.090 --> 01:39:33.989 I'm going to tell everyone you attacked me. 2594 01:39:34.189 --> 01:39:34.930 Let me go! 2595 01:39:35.069 --> 01:39:35.630 I hate you! 2596 01:39:35.649 --> 01:39:37.409 A relentless dark comedy, IndieWire. 2597 01:39:37.430 --> 01:39:40.010 Investigations continue into the disappearance of Danny Carter. 2598 01:39:40.069 --> 01:39:42.189 Deliciously twisted BBC talking movies. 2599 01:39:42.210 --> 01:39:43.329 You're never letting me go, are you? 2600 01:39:43.369 --> 01:39:46.140 Top of its class, The Hollywood Reporter. Is anyone feeling 2601 01:39:46.279 --> 01:39:48.039 sad or anxious now? 2602 01:39:48.890 --> 01:39:49.109 All right. 2603 01:39:49.590 --> 01:39:52.529 Bad apples in Simmons, September 18th. 2604 01:39:52.850 --> 01:39:58.060 My home is my castle. 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