النص الكامل لحلقة Sam Shovel - General Custer's Last Hamburger Stand

What does he expect to get? A girdle you can slide into. 24 00:02:33.120 --> 00:02:35.060 You know, your whole family are jerks. 25 00:02:36.080 --> 00:02:45.620 By the way, what was that silly looking thing on the radiator of your car this afternoon? Well, you see, I can't afford a radiator cap, so I trained my little dog to sit on the radiator. 26 00:02:46.475 --> 00:02:52.015 Your your dog sits on the radiator? Mhmm. Does he bark much? Only when it boils over. 27 00:02:59.195 --> 00:03:01.055 Well, I gotta leave you now, Evan. 28 00:03:01.515 --> 00:03:10.470 I I got a job as a babysitter. You a babysitter? Yep. Is it babysitters or girls? Well, what's wrong with the man? My uncle Jim Kelly was a sitter. 29 00:03:11.170 --> 00:03:17.455 He isn't around anymore, though. He isn't. What happened? While he was sitting, the warden pulled the switch. Oh, get him out. 30 00:03:25.035 --> 00:03:28.590 And there'll be much more of that terrific Abbot and Costello humor in a few seconds. 31 00:04:38.055 --> 00:04:38.555 I 32 00:04:39.014 --> 00:04:39.514 love 33 00:04:40.775 --> 00:04:50.235 you. I love you. I think if he take it, what are you so excited about? Calm down. What's the matter? I'm worried, Abbot. What do you mean? My my Aunt May is in terrible shape. Well, what's the matter with her? She's got hallucinations. 34 00:04:51.414 --> 00:04:52.794 She thinks she's a taxicab. 35 00:04:56.190 --> 00:05:03.570 She thinks she's a taxicab? Yeah. Why doesn't uncle Mike call a doctor? Why should he? She gets him to work faster than the sunset bus. 36 00:05:06.365 --> 00:05:20.160 How long has uncle Mike and aunt May been married, Lou? Well, it's just twenty years since he went on a honeymoon. Aunt May went to Niagara Falls, and uncle Mike went to Miami. Wait a minute. You mean they weren't together on their honeymoon? No. Uncle Mike said that our honeymoon is the happiest time of your life. And why let marriage spoil it? 37 00:05:23.040 --> 00:05:28.900 Well, it's wonderful to think that your your aunt and your uncle Mike have been married for twenty years. Yeah. Yeah. 38 00:05:29.280 --> 00:05:37.815 But really, Abbott, what's wonderful about it? Uncle Mike thought she loved him, but for the whole twenty years, she hated him. Hated them like poison. And now they have 17 children. Wait a minute. 39 00:05:38.195 --> 00:05:43.735 She hated them. Why did they have 17 children? Well, it was her idea. She was just trying to lose them in a crowd. 40 00:05:49.260 --> 00:05:49.760 Is 41 00:05:51.100 --> 00:05:52.880 that me, mean doing low? 42 00:05:53.340 --> 00:05:53.840 Well, 43 00:05:54.460 --> 00:06:00.080 she beats him up all the time. He wouldn't mind if it wasn't for the children. The children? Yeah. They beat him too. Right. 44 00:06:01.180 --> 00:06:09.125 He must be really handbags. Yes. He is. She tried to keep in the house every night. Saturday, when he started to take his bath, she put six boxes of Jell O on the top so it gets stuck. 45 00:06:09.425 --> 00:06:12.725 Luckily, it was raspberry, and he ate his way out. 46 00:06:18.910 --> 00:06:21.970 I don't have a very happy home life, do they, though? No. 47 00:06:22.990 --> 00:06:35.345 No. Saturday night, uncle Mike played Pinochle all afternoon, and when he came home at 06:00, there was no dinner on the table. Well, where was your aunt May? Down at the bowling alley. She's down there seven days a week. Well, that's a shame. Yep. Uncle Mike should have never got her that job set and pinned. 48 00:06:36.845 --> 00:06:48.145 Well, fuck. Wasn't your uncle Mike married once before? Yeah. But his first wife passed away. Well, now that's too bad. Uncle Mike had such a tough time collecting the insurance that sometimes he almost wishes she hasn't died. 49 00:06:49.699 --> 00:07:00.520 What did your uncle Mike do before he got married, Lou? Well, he was quite a Romeo, Abbott. For two years, he carried a torch for a girl in Pennsylvania. He carried a torch for a girl in Pennsylvania? He was a coal miner, and it gets pretty dark in those tunnels. 50 00:07:02.259 --> 00:07:04.039 Didn't he ever work for a living? 51 00:07:04.555 --> 00:07:17.820 Sure. He had a job in a canned soup factory. He was in the chicken soup division. He was a dragger. Now wait a minute. What was the duties of a dragger in a canned soup factory? Very simple. When a 1,000 gallon tank of hot water was ready, he'd drag a chicken through it. 52 00:07:20.060 --> 00:07:22.640 Well, I had it. It's no wonder your aunt may fight with uncle Mike. 53 00:07:23.340 --> 00:07:34.035 Yeah. You should've seen aunt May's Sunday night, Abbot. She was so mad at Mike that she said she was gonna pack her suitcases and leave him forever. Now he's really worried. He is? Yep. She ain't even started to pack her suitcases yet. 54 00:07:35.055 --> 00:07:47.830 I bought a couple of the, I just am a bad looking guy, but I can't see what he ever saw in your aunt made. She was very popular in Patterson when she was a young girl. She was? Yes. The Patterson Electric and Power Company voted her miss alternating current of 1915. 55 00:07:51.730 --> 00:07:55.350 Priscilla, that's about the year you were born back in Patterson, isn't it? Yes. 56 00:07:55.810 --> 00:08:05.725 I'm Patterson's favorite son. What do you mean? Just last week, the people of Patterson directed a statue in the very spot where I was born. The spot where you were born? Where was that? Right in the middle of the Greyhound bus depot. 57 00:08:07.544 --> 00:08:12.750 You have gone right in the middle of the Greyhound bus depot? It was raining, and my mother couldn't get a taxi. 58 00:08:16.510 --> 00:08:20.930 Now tell me, you pop. I got an infant poop. Tell me. Does your whole family suffer from stupidity? 59 00:08:21.230 --> 00:08:23.570 Indeed not. They enjoy every minute of it. 60 00:08:28.555 --> 00:08:31.055 Hey there, Costello. I wanna talk to you. 61 00:08:31.754 --> 00:08:34.654 Mister, do I owe you any money? No.

Mm-mm. 62 00:08:35.035 --> 00:08:41.010 Did I ever give you a tip on any of any of my horses? No. Have you got a red headed sister in Chicago? No. Okay. Go ahead and talk to me. 63 00:08:47.010 --> 00:08:51.510 Do you give away prizes on this program? Can I win a refrigerator or something? Nope. 64 00:08:51.890 --> 00:09:00.204 Well, goodbye. I've gotta go hurry over to the gangbusters radio show. Last week, I got a hundred and $64 on that program. Wait a minute. Gangbusters don't give away anything. 65 00:09:00.505 --> 00:09:03.084 Oh, I forgot to tell you. I'm a pickpocket too. 66 00:09:11.150 --> 00:09:24.795 Now I know where I saw that guy, Abbot. It was the thirtieth anniversary party, yours. Remember you had a swimming pool filled up with bourbon? Yeah. The whole swimming pool was filled with bourbon. What fun? Yes. I never saw so many people going down for the third time with smiles on their face. 67 00:09:30.555 --> 00:09:33.774 Well, never mind that. The hometown is talking about my anniversary party. 68 00:09:34.075 --> 00:09:36.815 Didn't my wife didn't my wife Betty look beautiful? 69 00:09:38.400 --> 00:09:45.140 I'm very proud of my wife. Every man in town was fighting over, but I got her. Abbott, you didn't fight hard enough. 70 00:09:49.760 --> 00:09:53.675 My wife is a beautiful woman. She hasn't got a wrinkle in her face. 71 00:09:54.535 --> 00:09:55.274 She hasn't, 72 00:09:55.975 --> 00:09:58.475 Then what are those things? Dents. 73 00:10:01.015 --> 00:10:08.850 Cicella, you know nothing about women. I don't even know why I even discussed the subject of women with you. Well, it's not my fault on it. I live a very sheltered life. 74 00:10:09.870 --> 00:10:16.290 Then I met a lovely little redhead, and I learned about women from her. You did? I'll never forget our first date. We sat on the riverbank in the moonlight. 75 00:10:16.829 --> 00:10:24.935 She moved closer to me, then I moved closer to her. Then the moon went behind a cloud, then it happened. Why? She let me tighten the string on her ukulele. 76 00:10:29.395 --> 00:10:32.215 Oh, hey. Didn't she kiss you, Lou? Yes. 77 00:10:32.760 --> 00:10:35.020 Did you did you like it? Oh, boy. 78 00:10:35.480 --> 00:10:38.620 How how does it make you feel? How does it make me feel? Yeah. 79 00:10:39.320 --> 00:10:44.060 Did you ever stand on a hot buttered waffle and have somebody pour maple syrup down your spine? 80 00:10:49.745 --> 00:10:54.485 How how did you get along with her, Lou? Oh, good. The second time we had a date, I took her sightseeing on a bus. 81 00:10:54.945 --> 00:10:55.445 Rubberneck? 82 00:10:55.985 --> 00:10:57.935 No. But I tickled her a little. 83 00:11:03.050 --> 00:11:11.149 Hello, boys. Hey. Look. Estell was our secretary, Viola Vaughn. Well, Viola Vaughn. That's my line, Lou. Take it. Well, Viola Vaughn. 84 00:11:12.569 --> 00:11:17.765 I understand you bought a new car. How do you like driving in California? Well, it would be. That's your explain.

85 00:11:23.345 --> 00:11:25.605 It would be alright if it weren't for the pedestrian. 86 00:11:26.065 --> 00:11:32.800 What's wrong with the California pedestrians? Well, I was driving down here tonight, and one of them whizzed right past my windshield. 87 00:11:33.180 --> 00:11:36.160 A dirty coward was pole vaulting across the street. 88 00:11:40.620 --> 00:11:42.080 Sweet devils, ain't they? 89 00:11:43.145 --> 00:11:47.085 Viola, why don't you take me for a ride down the beach tonight? I should say not. 90 00:11:47.705 --> 00:11:54.205 Costello. Viola's only kidding. She she really likes you, but you've got to do something to show that you like her. That's right, Costello. 91 00:11:54.585 --> 00:12:03.600 Do something brave. Do something brave. Uh-huh. I know what I'll do. I'll join the army and help fight the British. We're not fighting the British. That's all the better. That way nobody can get hurt. 92 00:12:05.500 --> 00:12:11.199 Costello, you know, you've been acting kind of clear lately. Wait a minute. Come to think of it, you're right, Viola. 93 00:12:11.654 --> 00:12:16.074 Yesterday afternoon, I saw him sitting up in a tree in Griffith Park. Costello. 94 00:12:16.615 --> 00:12:19.595 What were you doing up in that tree? Signing autographs. 95 00:12:22.535 --> 00:12:23.595 Signing autographs? 96 00:12:24.050 --> 00:12:26.310 Yes. The Robins thought I was Woody Woodpecker. 97 00:12:36.769 --> 00:12:48.995 So, Stella, here's another thing. Why can why do you always carry an umbrella on your arm? Why don't you get a girl on your arm? You know, a girl is much nicer than an umbrella. Oh, I don't know, kiddo. 98 00:12:50.540 --> 00:12:53.920 When you're through with a girl, can you fold her up and hang her in a closet? 99 00:12:58.860 --> 00:13:04.725 Why, you simple minded, no good, low downer. Now now now just a minute, mister Abbott. 100 00:13:05.125 --> 00:13:13.305 Have you ever stopped to consider that Costello's reasoning capacity and his functional capabilities for logical delineation are coordinated, comprehensive, and negligible? 101 00:13:14.165 --> 00:13:18.665 Is it is it compulsory to you to abuse this poor moronic social incompetent 102 00:13:19.120 --> 00:13:24.980 simply because the poor slob doesn't possess the mental capacity of an imbecile? But the owner Just a minute, Abbot. 103 00:13:26.320 --> 00:13:28.740 You've had this coming to you for a long time. 104 00:13:29.360 --> 00:13:30.740 At a minute, continue. 105 00:13:33.605 --> 00:13:35.385 Hello? What a snob I am. 106 00:13:36.885 --> 00:13:38.345 Leo, I Hey. 107 00:13:40.245 --> 00:13:42.825 Leo, I can't help it if pastel is stupid. 108 00:13:43.685 --> 00:13:53.760 Who's stupid? I wanna say something, but I'm always studying, always reading. I just finished a book called When Frankenstein Leaks the Wolfman in Dracula's Garden Where the Spider Woman Killed the Cat Girl. 109 00:13:54.700 --> 00:13:58.080 What's the story about? Two bums living in the La

Brea Tarfitz. 110 00:14:00.685 --> 00:14:07.985 Well, I I've gotta go now, boys. I'm taking my painting lesson. Do you paint? Oh, yes. I draw birds with charcoal. 111 00:14:08.445 --> 00:14:10.225 I paint flowers in watercolor. 112 00:14:10.685 --> 00:14:12.840 What do you do in oil? Fried potatoes. 113 00:14:16.500 --> 00:14:25.715 No. Abacus, a girl going places? Yes. Yes, sir. And if she hurry, she can be the first one in line to collect her unemployment insurance. I'll get that. You just started taking piano lessons. I 114 00:14:29.455 --> 00:14:33.715 you know, and so ever since you started playing the part of Sam Shuffle, private detective, 115 00:14:34.095 --> 00:14:36.275 you've got your nose in everybody's business. 116 00:14:36.815 --> 00:14:40.509 You've been as busy as an ant. Ants are busy? Certainly. 117 00:14:40.970 --> 00:14:43.069 Then why are they always going to picnics? 118 00:14:49.129 --> 00:15:05.185 When you talk, Stan, Stan, what what is that letter you have in your hand? Well, Abbott, it's another fan letter. Listen to this. Dear Lou Costello, a Sam Shovelly detective, you are the greatest thing on radio. I love your show, but my wife won't listen to it. She said she needs you like she needs a hole in her head. I'm sending her to see you tonight. 119 00:15:06.685 --> 00:15:08.145 Mhmm. Mister Costello, 120 00:15:08.570 --> 00:15:12.270 there's a lady to see you. What does she look like? She's like a short pack. 121 00:15:17.450 --> 00:15:26.755 Oh, never mind. What is your Sam Shovell detective story for tonight, Luke? I think I'll do one of my old Western cases. I'd call up the Kenshin general who opened up a drive in and was caught selling horse meat 122 00:15:27.135 --> 00:15:29.555 or Custer's last hamburger stand. 123 00:15:30.495 --> 00:15:32.755 Well, while you're talking, let's do it. 124 00:15:41.220 --> 00:15:43.000 I'm Sam Shovell, private detective. 125 00:15:43.620 --> 00:15:45.400 I remember my first case. 126 00:15:46.020 --> 00:15:47.880 Three eyed Maxie the murderer. 127 00:15:48.580 --> 00:15:53.545 He had three eyes. He was the only man in the world with twenty twenty twenty vision. 128 00:15:55.605 --> 00:15:57.384 And there was my second case, 129 00:15:58.004 --> 00:16:00.745 terrible Tony, the toughest gangster in Los Angeles. 130 00:16:01.285 --> 00:16:04.584 He was a bronze giant with muscles of steel and an iron fist. 131 00:16:05.310 --> 00:16:06.690 I had to shoot him. 132 00:16:07.550 --> 00:16:08.930 May he rest in peace. 133 00:16:13.950 --> 00:16:17.330 Fifteen years in the detective business takes a lot out of you, 134 00:16:17.875 --> 00:16:21.175 but I feel as strong and vigorous as the day I started. 135 00:16:22.355 --> 00:16:24.695 Right now, I could tear Superman in half, 136 00:16:25.395 --> 00:16:27.495 but I don't wanna ruin the rest of the paper. 137 00:16:36.540 --> 00:16:38.319 I feel kinda thirsty. 138 00:16:39.180 --> 00:16:40.560 I go to the sink. 139 00:16:43.100 -->

00:16:46.000 This Los Angeles water is getting hotter every day. 140 00:16:51.415 --> 00:16:53.195 I I glanced out of my window. 141 00:16:53.895 --> 00:16:57.995 There's the headquarters of the Republican Club. On the window, there's a sign GOP. 142 00:16:58.775 --> 00:17:00.875 I just found out what GOP means. 143 00:17:01.920 --> 00:17:02.820 Gone out permanently. 144 00:17:12.080 --> 00:17:14.500 I looked down at my desk. There's my new wristwatch. 145 00:17:15.845 --> 00:17:16.905 My new wristwatch. 146 00:17:18.725 --> 00:17:19.705 It's a shockproof, 147 00:17:20.165 --> 00:17:22.265 non magnetic waterproof watch. 148 00:17:23.205 --> 00:17:27.145 The directions say don't take this watch out of the box. Fresh air ruins it. 149 00:17:30.780 --> 00:17:32.480 I think I'll give it to my secretary. 150 00:17:33.580 --> 00:17:34.640 What a secretary. 151 00:17:35.900 --> 00:17:37.840 She got the job the hard way. 152 00:17:38.540 --> 00:17:39.680 The hard way. 153 00:17:40.460 --> 00:17:41.760 She knew how to type. 154 00:17:46.035 --> 00:17:48.215 Right next to my watch is my shotgun. 155 00:17:49.475 --> 00:17:51.255 I decide to see if it's loaded. 156 00:17:51.715 --> 00:17:53.895 I pointed at the floor and pulled the trigger. 157 00:17:54.595 --> 00:17:56.215 I looked down at the floor. 158 00:17:59.590 --> 00:18:01.610 When did I buy open toe shoes? 159 00:18:09.365 --> 00:18:13.705 I reach in my coat pocket. Here's a wallet I found last night. I hope I can find the owner. 160 00:18:15.205 --> 00:18:20.425 I check I check to see what's in the wallet. Here's a card. If it's found, return to mister Nichols. 161 00:18:20.885 --> 00:18:21.865 Delmar Hotel. 162 00:18:22.490 --> 00:18:25.550 Here's a driver's license issued to mister Nichols. Delmar Hotel. 163 00:18:26.330 --> 00:18:28.670 Here's a birth certificate with the name Nichols. 164 00:18:29.370 --> 00:18:33.630 Here's the pink slip for a new Hudson sedan issued to mister Nichols. Delmar Hotel. 165 00:18:34.825 --> 00:18:36.185 Well, here's $600 166 00:18:36.185 --> 00:18:36.925 in cash. 167 00:18:37.865 --> 00:18:39.645 Looks like I'll have to keep the money. 168 00:18:40.345 --> 00:18:42.685 If that guy right, he should carry some identification. 169 00:18:54.350 --> 00:18:56.050 The name on the money is Washington. 170 00:19:04.544 --> 00:19:06.725 Now let me see. Oh, yes. 171 00:19:07.664 --> 00:19:14.164 It's about time for my pal, Lieutenant Abbott, of the homicide squad to show up. Abbott had a pretty tough week chasing crooks. 172 00:19:14.465 --> 00:19:16.485 Monday night, he was held up on Main Street. 173 00:19:17.100 --> 00:19:18.799 Tuesday night, he was held up on Broadway. 174 00:19:19.420 --> 00:19:21.600 Wednesday night, he was held up on Sunset Boulevard. 175 00:19:22.299 --> 00:19:25.840 If Abbott would stay out of those saloons, he wouldn't need anybody to hold him up. Lieutenant 176 00:19:30.940 --> 00:19:32.320 Abbott don't have to work. 177 00:19:33.785 --> 00:19:36.125 He was born with a silver spoon in his mouth. 178 00:19:36.745 --> 00:19:40.125 This was okay until he found out that all the other kids had tongues. 179 00:19:45.785 --> 00:19:48.720 It's not easy to be born with a silver spoon in your mouth. 180 00:19:49.520 --> 00:19:53.780 Up to the time Abbott was 19, all he could say was Rogers Brothers eighteen forty seven. 181 00:19:58.880 --> 00:20:04.865 Before he became a detective, Abbott was a motorcycle cop. He was the only cop on the force that had traffic eyes, 182 00:20:05.804 --> 00:20:07.105 real traffic eyes. 183 00:20:07.965 --> 00:20:10.784 They'd always look both ways before crossing each other. 184 00:20:14.044 --> 00:20:17.910 No matter what case lieutenant Abbott goes out on, he's never stuck. 185 00:20:20.870 --> 00:20:26.170 Hello. Sam Schuvel, private detective speaking. Hello, Sam. This is lieutenant Abbott. Sam, 186 00:20:26.470 --> 00:20:39.674 what time do the walls open in the block national bank? At 09:00 tomorrow morning. Not till 09:00 tomorrow morning. That's right, Lieutenant Abbott. You can't get in those vaults till 09:00 tomorrow morning. Who wants to get in? I'm trying to get out. 187 00:20:45.095 --> 00:20:46.554 Suddenly, my door opened. 188 00:20:47.340 --> 00:20:47.840 Same. 189 00:20:48.140 --> 00:20:52.160 Same. Same shovel. Was my pal, Lieutenant Abbott. He was scared to death. He was perspiring. 190 00:21:01.465 --> 00:21:02.925 He was sweating bullets. 191 00:21:09.945 --> 00:21:10.605 You too. 192 00:21:11.625 --> 00:21:14.765 Lieutenant Abbott, how'd you get out of that bank vault? Sam, 193 00:21:15.380 --> 00:21:19.720 I'll tell it to you all in a nutshell. Can't you tell it to me here? I don't think we both fit in a nutshell. 194 00:21:22.180 --> 00:21:24.600 Sam, I've been working on a series of bank burglaries. 195 00:21:24.980 --> 00:21:27.720 Monday night, the Kelly Gang held up the First National Bank. 196 00:21:28.135 --> 00:21:32.715 Tuesday, they held up the Second National Bank. Wednesday, they held up the Third National Bank. So tonight, 197 00:21:33.174 --> 00:21:37.914 I was waiting for them at the Fourth National Bank. And you caught them? Nah. 198 00:21:38.215 --> 00:21:40.470 Tonight, they held up the First National Bank again. 199 00:21:44.470 --> 00:21:45.450 Enough about myself. 200 00:21:45.909 --> 00:21:54.585 Enough about my trouble, Sam. Sam, you don't look good. What's the matter? I didn't get any sleep last night, lieutenant. A burglar climbed into my bedroom window and made me get out of bed. 201 00:21:55.544 --> 00:21:57.645 I stood there shivering in my long underwear. 202 00:21:58.024 --> 00:22:02.125 Why didn't you holler for help? He had a gun, and I was afraid to open my trap. 203 00:22:11.700 --> 00:22:15.720 After the burglar left, I still couldn't get any sleep. I was worried about my brother, Pat. 204 00:22:16.180 --> 00:22:21.880 He kept poking his head into my room. Lots of guys poke their heads into their brother's rooms. On the end of a stick? 205 00:22:27.904 --> 00:22:28.404 Sam. 206 00:22:28.705 --> 00:22:42.169 Did you hear those shots? They came from the office next door. Who rents that office next door? An organization called the American Society of Patriotic Americans for the preservation of freedom in The United States of all and for all patriotic Americans. What do they do? They're foreign spies. I 207 00:22:46.890 --> 00:22:47.390 Sam. 208 00:22:47.770 --> 00:22:48.910 Sam, look. 209 00:22:49.375 --> 00:23:04.355 It's the guy that did the shooting. He's coming in here. He's got a gun. Uh-huh. So this is the place I've been looking for. Where's Sam Shuffle, the private detective? What do you want with him? I'm gonna kill him. I hate radio detectives. I hate them all. The thin man, the fat, and the other queen. But most of all, 210 00:23:04.870 --> 00:23:08.809 I hate Sam Shuffle. I'm gonna gouge his eyes out of someone with lips. 211 00:23:09.350 --> 00:23:12.809 Now who are you? Oh, I am just an ordinary police. 212 00:23:13.909 --> 00:23:17.530 Honest, mister. I'm not a radio detective. And you? 213 00:23:18.184 --> 00:23:19.965 Who are you, fatso? 214 00:23:22.985 --> 00:23:23.485 Well, 215 00:23:25.065 --> 00:23:25.465 I'm, 216 00:23:27.544 --> 00:23:28.184 you know, it's, 217 00:23:30.184 --> 00:23:30.665 I'm, 218 00:23:31.304 --> 00:23:33.565 don't stand there, rabbit. Hand me my cookbook. 219 00:23:35.279 --> 00:23:35.779 Cookbook? 220 00:23:36.720 --> 00:23:40.899 Who are you? Don't you recognize me? Mary Margaret McBride. 221 00:23:43.840 --> 00:23:46.419 Oh, so you're the one that gives out those recipes, 222 00:23:46.799 --> 00:23:52.175 Mhmm. Mhmm. Well, if there's anything I hate worse than radio, just let them get those recipe programs. I'll kill them all. 223 00:24:09.269 --> 00:24:18.158 One in four car batteries is weak and needs to be replaced. Let our professional parts people test your battery for free at O'Reilly Auto Parts. O'Reilly 224 00:24:21.658 --> 00:24:22.638 Auto Parts.