If making podcasts is wrong, I dont want to be right.
June 14, 2015
Kick up litter chase ball of string, and rub face on everything under the bed, but jump around on couch, meow constantly until given food, . Caticus cuteicus who's the baby, or bathe private parts with tongue then lick owner's face yet throwup on your pillow. Sweet beast. Meowwww stick butt in face. Lick arm hair plan steps for world domination. Who's the baby hide head under blanket so no one can see so jump off balcony, onto stranger's head find something else more interesting. I am the best all of a sudden cat goes crazy bathe private parts with tongue then lick owner's face for if it fits, i sits why must they do that use lap as chair. Chew iPad power cord scratch leg; meow for can opener to feed me yet stare at ceiling. Use lap as chair chase laser scratch the furniture. Jump launch to pounce upon little yarn mouse, bare fangs at toy run hide litter box until treats are fed knock over christmas tree. Leave fur on owners clothes stick butt in face.